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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4


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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 5
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Discussion

Rodrigo/Cesare/Lucrezia

(Anonymous) 2012-02-10 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, this isn't so much because i find the idea hot but because i couldn't get the damn image out of my head after Caterina said the "At the same time" line. I realize how horrible this is and i sincerely apologize for putting this image into anyone else's head.

Re: Rodrigo/Cesare/Lucrezia

(Anonymous) 2012-06-18 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
For some reason I second this OP. (Probably because I watched the Borgias and now, you planted that idea in my head.) I say we think of Rodrigo as having Jeremy Irons' features from now on...)

However, since I suck at such stories, I'll just sit there waiting to be shot - until someone fills.

(Why can I imagine Lucrezia saying something: I knew the Sforzas were barbarians, but to know you capable to bring up such perversity, even I would have to bow.)

Suddenly lady porn

(Anonymous) 2012-02-10 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
hi! I'm probably sure this has been requested before, but I felt like I should give it a go anyway since I've never really seen it filled like this before!

I would really, really really appreciate some lady!Altair/lady!Malik. Porn preferably! The situation is pretty much up to the author, but I really enjoy h/c heh.

also, I guess one thing I do really want is there to be consistency with their characters? Because suddenly having a vulva doesn't change everything about a person haha. UnU Altair is just as arrogant and proud, Malik is just as short-tempered and thoughtful, etc. It would just be really nice!!

bless

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-10 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
seconding this so hard i think my keyboard broke.

Malik/Altair Modern AU

(Anonymous) 2012-02-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair goes to a restaurant and hates his rude waiter (Malik). He goes back the next day to complain about malik's service but Malik catches him before he does and offers to go to lunch with him if he doesn't complain about his serve. Altair falls for Malik, dating ensues. Modern AU.
ifyoufillthisiwillloveyouforever

Best Served [1/?]

(Anonymous) 2012-02-12 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Despite knowing that he probably didn’t have the best control over his temper, Altair was absolutely sure getting pissed at his waiter was the reasonable reaction this time around. Maybe it had been a bad day for both of them, or a misunderstanding, or maybe Altair just didn’t see eye to eye with the man from the moment the waiter had opened his mouth and asked in the most derisive tone possible, ‘will you be waiting for someone—oh, my mistake, I can tell it’ll be a table for one.’

It was a wonder why Altair hadn’t immediately turned around walked out the door, but he wasn’t the type to back off once he had set his mind on the only bistro in town that served a great Mediterranean dinner for a price that wasn’t going to clean out his wallet with a single dish. One rude waiter wasn’t going to change his mind.

So, yes, a table for one, and there wasn’t a damn single thing wrong with that, thanks.

He held on to the dim hope that maybe it was an accident; that the waiter made a social slip, followed by a facial cue slip that involved rolling eyes, and then maybe the poor choice to turn away and mutter something unpleasant not quite out of earshot – because, if he was being completely honest, Altair was no stranger to the practice himself. Hell, he was probably better at being a jerk than the waiter if he put his mind to it – but, no, the point was he was willing to forget the bad first impression, even though it was painfully clear that the waiter meant all the ill-will in the world on him for no good reason.

Granted, Altair never thought he was one for masochist tendencies, but it was clear that if he got up and left without eating, the waiter would have won – and god forbid the waiter gain any sort of gratification from Altair.

It became a half-hour long war, and it ended as quietly as it began. Altair had to put up with being seated next to the restrooms, meat in his vegetarian pilaf, water sloshed over his sleeve, and his every hand-wave and deliberate eye-contact pointedly ignored. Of course, the waiter didn’t have it so easy either, as Altair made sure he wasn’t the only jackass in the restaurant. By the time the Altair’s hastily ordered dessert flan slammed down in front of him, the both of them were so incensed with each other they failed to notice that the custard never survived the journey from the waiter’s hand to the table. As such, their shirts were liberally splattered with dessert, but that wasn’t the point at all.

“What took so long, Malik?” Altair asked, since they have long since established a first-name basis, along with other unflattering names.

“I thought it was perfectly clear that we serve our food fresh, Altair,” Malik replied, every word clipped and sickly polite. “Maybe you should have ordered your dessert sooner.”

“Maybe if you hadn’t gotten my previous orders wrong, I would have.”

“I had them perfect,” Malik hissed, since they had never raised their voices to disturb the other patrons as another unspoken challenge. “You should have specified what you wanted more clearly. I only write the orders down.”

“Then clearly you weren’t listening,” Altair said, standing up.

“I think you should leave-“ Malik began, gesturing, but Altair shoved past him.

“Oh, don’t worry,” he snapped, heading towards the door. “I am.”

“Finally, something sensible!” Malik said, yanking the cleaning cloth from his hip to furiously wipe at the desecrated table.

And, despite refusing to answer back, Altair had to agree.

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It wasn’t until the next morning that Altair realized he had completely forgotten to pay for his meal. He supposed it was Malik’s fault for not bringing around the bill, but that was no excuse to leave the poor cooks unpaid. Malik obviously did not deserve a tip, but they sure did, for all the pain Altair must have put them through.

Swallowing his pride and unwilling to have the local authorizes after him (again), Altair made sure to take some time off his admittedly flexible work schedule to revisit the bistro that afternoon, banking on the idea that the waiter only worked the evening shifts. And it wasn’t that Altair couldn’t stand to confront the guy – because he would, he so would – but it would be easier if he could just pay for the dinner, drop a complaint to the manager, and have the whole thing quietly dealt with like any normal adult.

It was really a karmatic feeling when he saw Malik lounging out on the bistro’s patio under an umbrella. Altair slowed to a halt, not five steps from the entrance. They stared at each other in baffled silence.

“I didn’t think you’d be back,” Malik said finally, and he almost sounded impressed.

“Shouldn’t you be working?” Altair retorted. He paused for a moment in feigned revelation. “Oh. Wait. That’s right, you don’t.”

To his surprise, Malik gave him a rueful smile and didn’t seem inclined to rise up to the bait. “I’m on my lunch break.”

“And it will probably be permanent after I’m done talking to your manager.” Altair shrugged, all in fair warning. He hadn’t quite expected for Malik to jump up from his chair, his smirk gone and turned into something that bordered on calm determination.

“What if I apologized?” Malik asked, walking quickly to block Altair from going inside.

“I doubt you’d mean it,” Altair replied, undeterred. He nudged Malik out of the way.

“True,” Malik admitted and looked so unrepentant that Altair struggled not to laugh in disbelief. He grabbed on to Altair’s shoulder, firmly turning him away from the storefront. “All right. How about if I bought you lunch?”

It really shouldn’t have sounded appealing in the least bit. It probably wasn’t, knowing that he was in for a meal filled with nothing but snide commentary and possible food slinging, but Altair thought he saw a flash of bashfulness in Malik’s expression, the kind of simmering embarrassment whenever Malik glanced down at his shoes and then back up as if nothing happened. It should have made Altair smug, seeing that Malik was a little ashamed of himself, but instead it made him curious.

“Hm,” he said, weighing in on the pros and cons on the situation. On one end, another free meal, and on the other — lunch with an unforgiving asshole. “Not here, is it?”

Malik frowned, correctly assuming that he’d have to sweeten the deal. “Somewhere nicer,” he said, not looking very happy about it. “How about the sushi bar across the street?”

Which was suitably more expensive, with the added bonus of being a bar. If things got too aggravating, Altair figured he could always wipe out Malik’s waiter-figure salary on sake bottles. “Deal. But only if you’ll be civil.”

“As civil as you,” Malik promised vaguely, not helping his case at all, but Altair was already gearing up to take the challenge.

He moved away from the bistro’s main entrance, glancing at the sushi bar with a smirk. “You do realize this means paying for two of my meals, right?”

For a second, Malik’s brow furrowed in confusion and then, laughing, he shook his head. “Oh, you’re talking about last night’s dinner. No,” he corrected, pushing Altair back into the bistro. “You’re still blacklisted for dining and running. I suggest paying at the front counter.”

“You,” Altair growled, reaching into his pocket for his wallet, “are a conniving asshole.”

“Thank you,” Malik said. “Now hurry up; I’ve got less than half an hour of break left before I have to get back to work. I doubt you’ll be able to eat much sushi in that amount of time. With any luck, the bill won't be a problem at all.”

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If Sex Be The Music Of Love, Play On!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-11 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay anons, here's one I hope we can all enjoy:

One of our Assassins is VERY loud in bed (noisy as three cats in heat, as a friend of mine is wont to say) and his/her significant other is amused/aroused by this to the extent that they play him/her like a musical instrument; kiss here for purr, suck there for groan, stroke that for moan, etc.

Give me noisy pr0n, please!

Re: If Sex Be The Music Of Love, Play On!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-12 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes want this.

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Fill: That Strain Again!

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Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2012-02-11 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
With obligatory time-treavel. The Assassins are stuck watching over little!Desmond, who spontanuously appeared in the bureau one day
Bonus points for:
1. Desmond landing on Malik
2. Mommy!Altair (much as he tries to protest the tittle)

Re: Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2012-02-12 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I swear I felt my mind snap from the ideas that flooded my mind when I read your prompt... Mainly because I can just see Desmond getting scared during a thunderstorm and totally ruining Malik's advances on Altair one night... *sigh* If I could right anything like this I would snatch it in a heartbeat... but I can't.

/cries

So, I can just second this worth a million burning suns... and I will.

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This is a Drabble!prompt..? Bleeding Effect Ezio/Leo + Desmond

(Anonymous) 2012-02-11 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo is standing over him with a hand on his shoulder, gently shaking him awake.  He smiles before turning back to his table, and Ezio gets up as well and stares down at the mess on the desk, the shuffling of which had lulled him to sleep.  Atop of the mess sits his hidden blade, and Ezio reached for it and puts it back onto his right wrist, testing the mechanism within a couple times.  It'd taken a few hours, but the blade was no longer catching halfway, it slid into place as smoothly as the first day he'd worn it.

"Thank you, Leonardo.  It is much better." The assassin smiles warmly to his friend, who smiles back.

"Say nothing, Ezio," his eyes dart away then back, "wait here, I have some tea a friend brought for me from China." Leonardo scurries off before Ezio can reply.  Ezio chuckles under his breath, dropping his hand to the desk and idly running his fingers over it.  A map shifts with his touch, revealing a mess of personal sketches.  Ezio looks up as though he'd been caught looking at something private, but Leonardo is still nowhere to be found.

There are sketches of people in the market place, some more detailed than others, and some focused on entirely on hands, like a hand dropping coins into another, or a pair of hands resting on a lap.  There are about ten drawings before Ezio sees them.

Fresher drawings in a heavier material, charcoal most likely. There are only three but they all depict the same thing; Ezio, asleep in the very position he'd woken in about five minutes ago.  At first, he is embarrassed, his mouth is slack and his legs spread open carelessly, is this really what he looks like when he's asleep?

But then he feels a flooding of warmth in his chest, and a feeling as though something within it was expanding and pressing against his ribcage.

No wonder it'd taken so long for Leo to fix his blade.

Footsteps approach the room and Ezio quickly places the sketches down again, and the map on top in the same position as before, hopefully.

There's a tap on his shoulder.

"Are you alright?" Ezio just smiles.  The artist before him smiles back just as warmly, holding out a cup of tea to Ezio.

"Haven't you got anything better to do, besides ruining my work?" His tone is accusing and cold, and Ezio is confused.

"Excuse me?"

"Sorry, what I meant to say was 'Piss off'."

Ezio isn't wearing his armour and robes anymore.  He's got a white hoodie and jeans on, and a tattoo over his left wrist.  He is Desmond.

"A-ah. Right." Desmond laughs a little forcefully and shaking his head to clear it, looking down at Shaun's desk.  It's covered with documents, folders... A map.

"Stop faffing about, you moron. And stop touching my desk!" Shaun hits him on the back of his head with a rolled up newspaper before walking away towards the small kitchen.

When he's gone, Desmond lifts the map up carefully with two fingers, peaks under it and sighs with relief.

Nothing.

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tldr; Ezio/Leo or Alt/Mal memories blending seamlessly into Desmond's life, starting off subtly like above but then becoming intenser and more obvious. Until finally desmond accidentally wastes like four hours in his Monteriggioni break because he was lost in a memory. BP: Shaun/des
I would write this myself but I've got a bit of the Drabble Syndrome and I can't write anything longer...

Re: This is a Drabble!prompt..? Bleeding Effect Ezio/Leo + Desmond

(Anonymous) 2012-02-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Taht is a lovely drabble there. I especially like the description of Ezio's reaction, and Desmond taking it in stride.

Drabble!prompt Insane!Desmond?

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request

(Anonymous) 2012-02-12 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Giovanni/Ezio (Giovanni rapes ezio)

I have a dirty mind okay but this must be filled

Re: request

(Anonymous) 2012-06-18 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure if I second - because I just tend to think of Giovanni as the epitome of the gentle, badass and whatnot father-figure. However, I would be curious to see how it turns out...

I deserve to die a slow and painful death for this... /goes in search for Micheletto.

Leonardo Gets Bullied (Grade School AU)

(Anonymous) 2012-02-12 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo is the quiet,shy boy who is always drawing in the corner, doesn't have many friends and is generally avoided at large by the other students, so one day some bullies come on by and force poor Leonardo to eat a live bug. Leonardo starts crying, but his friend Ezio comes along and cheers him up!. I'm in the mood for something heartwarming. SUPER BONUS POINTS for having the
bullies be Cesare Michelotto and Lucrezia.

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+1

Eat a Bug

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Altair + Water = Hydrophilic

(Anonymous) 2012-02-12 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon read a story featuring our favorite twelfth century assassin about six months ago on DevianArt. After days of searching, this anon cannot find the fan fiction for the life of her. In short, it involves Altair making love to the ocean…Apparently he was not a hydrophobic, but hydrophilic. Anon’s mind was blow after reading the surprisingly sexy fic.

This can be justified by the power of head-canon one of two ways:

Either, Altair had spontaneous orgasms immediately after coming into contact with large bodies of water. Hence, arm flailing = intense climaxes. No wonder you get desynchronized. He orgasmed quite few times during my playthrough of the Sibrand assassination…Okay maybe a lot of times. I blame the drunkards. Don’t they know that the man has a serious medical condition?

~Or~


Ubisoft stated that the real reason Altair cannot swim in the game is due to a glitch in Animus 1.0. This so called “glitch” could really be a patch on the memory sequence. Vidic would have much rather wanted to see Desmond desynchronized before wanting to watch Altair become one with the sea. Or would he?

My Request: Anon would like to bestow the challenge of writing sexytimes based off of the insane headcannon. Please, try to make it more on the serious side even though this prompt is pure crack. Perhaps a certain Dai interrupts?
And if anyone finds the fic anon was talking about do tell, because it diving her crazy. Thank you for reading. ;)

Re: Altair + Water = Hydrophilic

(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
WANTWANTWANT

Seconded with the power of all the world's ocean's and the Millpond!

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Fill 1/1

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh lawd that was awesome.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Damn misfire.

Misfire fill

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You can hear it on the AM radio

(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
My oh so humble request is this - - Malik as a radio host and Altair as his caller/listener.

Not a morning 6 - 10 radio host but I'd like the late night talks and weird callers. It can be a legit business but bonus points if it's something like a pirate radio station. (just for fun or a resistance movement)

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ack, I meant not a 6 - 10 in the MORNING. Context is everything there isn't it?

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Mercury 1/?

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Make it long.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still in a Brotherhood high even after playing through Revelations. I need some Lia de Russo x Il Lupo (Smuggler x Prowler).

Re: Make it long.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Edit:

Bonus:Make Lia dominant and Lupo surprised. They both fight for dominate, but Lia wins. Hardcore sex.

The Alchmyst x AC crossover, Hi am I doing this right??? 8D

(Anonymous) 2012-02-14 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I saw this, and it wasn't filled. That made me sad. :(
CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN??? PLEASE???
Original prompt copy and paste'd to here, from here (http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19860.html?thread=5165460#t5165460)
"This anon is reading a FANTASTIC series by Michael Scott called the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. In it, Niccolo Machiavelli is an immortal human, and I can't stop derping.

So my request is that if Niccolo is immortal, why can't, say, Ezio and Leonardo? Apple, Elders, I don't care how you do it. I want Leonardo and Ezio meeting Nicky in a San Francisco gay bar, and learning that he's chasing after a pair of fifteen year old twins (Josh and Sophie) a man thought to be dead 300 years prior to his birth, and the most powerful sorceress in the known world. I want Ezio to just shrug it off (man's seen worse) and I want Leo totally sympathizing with him.

Bonus points for Josh and Nicholas Flamel walking into the bar, unaware that it was meant for gay patrons, seeing Macchiavelli there.

Extra bonus points if Desmond and Shaun walk in, and see Ezio and Leonardo.

THE INTERNETS ARE YOURS IF SHAUN'S AURA SMELLS LIKE EARL GREY AND HE LAUNCHES A FIREBALL AT THE DISCO BALL AND EVERYONE STARTS DANCING

MY SOUL IS YOURS IF MACHIAVELLI IS SO MIND-BLOWINGLY DRUNK THAT HE STARTS SOBBING IN HIS FRUITY DRINK."

Re: The Alchmyst x AC crossover, Hi am I doing this right??? 8D

(Anonymous) 2012-03-20 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay this Anon recently picked up the first book of this series, partially because of this prompt, and it is amazing. I just finished book three now.
I am plotting out some sort of crossover maybe not entirely perfectly matching this prompt but close to it... would prompt anon be okay with that?

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TW: death, torture, phychological torture

(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I was watching 'Law Abiding Citizen' when I noticed the main character building what looked like a model of Leonardo's glider.

So, this prompt:

Somebody (don't really care who) saw most/all of their family murdered right before their eyes. Then the murderers get off Scott free.

Thus the survivor lays in wait, plotting their gruesome, terrifying revenge.

Mostly, I wanna see fucked-up!character torturing the people who killed his family.

Now, back to movie...

OGOD I'M BORED

(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
who wants a minifill? Prompt and I'll see what I can do

Re: OGOD I'M BORED

(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Malik/Desmond

So, smutty or non, but something along the lines of the differences between Des and Altair. Malik topping if smutty minifill?

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The Man in the Void. Not smut sry.

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Salai/Desmond - Lookalike

(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Pairing in that order, if possible. :3

So, Desmond gets thrown back in time to Italy, via Apple/Animus/another convenient plot device. He is hurt, either during or before the jump to the past, and loses consciousness. Salai finds him, who has stormed out after an argument with Leonardo (or whoever. Maybe a confrontation or Salai complaining that Leonardo and Ezio are together and he's jealous?)

At first, Salai doesn't want anything to do with this Ezio lookalike (why he doesn't realize by the age difference, idek.) Why he changes his mind to help Desmond is up to you, but eventually Salai takes the unconscious man to a safe place (just not Leonardo's!)

When Desmond wakes up, he has no memory of anything - absolutely clean slate, and entirely too trusting of the person who saved him. Salai comes to the wrong conclusion that Ezio had been in disguise (the reason why he looks different), messed up his mission, and lost his memory; so he takes advantage of the helpless man (possible dubcon.)

Weeks later, Salai starts to feel guilt, and even begins to fall for this altered "Ezio." And then the realization that his assumption is wrong comes when Salai sees the real Ezio with Leonardo. Cue more guilt, and the need to apologize to Desmond for what he did.

Or, instead of time travel, an AU!

I'm not looking for much Leo/Ezio in this. I'd like them to be more side characters, if at all possible.

Ezio getting fitted for clothes and/or armor

(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Getting measurements taken is hot for some reason. And just the idea of someone with skilled craftsman's hands who knows & has seen shitloads of men's bodies, getting him naked and lightly touching him all over, not in a sex way is somehow more sexy than if it was in a sex way. Ehh. If you have any idea what I'm on about please fill :) You can pick the timeline but I guess I would really like Ezio in early 30s, or maybe Bro'hood...

my preferred setting would be getting fitted for armor by someone who mainly fits HUGE DUDES, like the grunt types or the huge-ass mercenario who look like they just wandered off from being an epic blacksmith. And comparing Ezio's exquisitely muscled but smaller & lighter frame to theirs... yum.

Re: Ezio getting fitted for clothes and/or armor

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This is probably about the sexiest prompt I've seen so far. I really hope someone fills this, I would never be able to do it justice.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the Assassin's Creed villains has a birthday party, and all the others come help him celebrate. This is NOT optional, this MUST be done.
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SIBRAND!!!!!

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College AU

(Anonymous) 2012-02-15 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't slugged through all the pages to see if someone's filled this yet, but I want it D: I'm sure most of you have seen allahdammit's art on DA? Well, I want that. Altair/Malik college caste plz? Can included everyone or just those two, I don't care.

Though I am a total fan of Altair, Ezio and Desmond being bros :U

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I don't know if you know this already, but here's something short for the wait until someone writes a longer one!

Link: http://fav.me/d4gw30n

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Blue and Orange

(Anonymous) 2012-02-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
This anon would like to see a Portal 2 crossover. (mainly because the one in pt. 3 was (possibly) forgotten)

Chell - Desmond
GLaDoS - Altair
Wheatley - Shaun or Malik (No, they don't ACTUALLY have to be an intelligence dampening core... they can be the insulting one. I'm sure they would love it)
P-Body - Ezio
ATLAS - Leonardo
Extras - whoever you want.

Extra points? Companion cubes and adorable turrets... (and androids... sexy, sexy androids.If you do android pairings... Mal/Alt, Shaun/Des, and Ezio/Leo please.)

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Altair as a sarcastic and insulting A.I then turned potato then turned A.I again? I say yes! Personally I could see Malik as Cave Johnson and Altair as Caroline... Aww... the back story for that... makes me wish I could write a good crossover/sob story...

But I second this all the same! I'll cross my fingers and hope someone picks this up!

Even captcha want's it! is the fact is says "indulgences" is anything to go with...

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Malik/Altair - Semi-AU?

(Anonymous) 2012-02-16 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
After failing a mission (pre-AC1 or during), Altair is captured by Templars and sold as a slave. He is eventually broken in and is passed from master to master (ranging from Templars to regular citizens) and is used as both a pleasure slave and as a fighter in fighting rings.

Somehow, the events of the game still unfold, except that Altair isn't the one to take down Al Mualim, Malik is. And then Malik becomes the head of the Assassins. (If this is set pre-game, then maybe Kadar survives somehow, and aids Malik? Or if during game, Malik begins to figure out what's going on, and manages to take down Al Mualim despite missing an arm?) Years pass, and eventually Malik sends the Assassins out to take down a slave ring. Altair is found, and brought back to Masayf to heal.

Or this could be taken to a full AU, with the Assassin Order being a kingdom of itself, and after Malik becomes the ruler of the kingdom and starts to make alliances, he's gifted with a slave that turns out to be his old friend/rival, Altair.

IDEK. I just want broken-slave!Altair h/c.

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SECONDEDEDED
especially for pleasure slave!Altair HNNGG

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we need more cute stuff up in here

(Anonymous) 2012-02-16 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Lucy and a baby sloth.

Because Kristin Bell loves sloths and I think it'd be amusing to see Lucy squee over a sloth, or have a full-blown panic attack like her VA.

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I LOVE THIS, and would fill it, but i would probably fuck it up, so have a go anons!.

Older Ezio, going down on a lady. Facial hair kink.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-16 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, I don't care who. Caterina, Lucrezia, Random!Novice, gypsy, bored nobleman's wife, Templar turncoat (mmm, Smuggler? I like her), or even a tied-up prisoner if you want to get noncon... Whoever. Just make it wet and slippery and clit-licking good, with lots of reference to Older Ezio's mind-blowingly sexy gray-flecked beard, scraping and tickling her clit and labia and inner thighs.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-26 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh God this prompt. I'm so tempted to fill it-you know what? I'll do it. I'll bring myself to the challenge to fill this. It'll take a while, but I'll do it.

Hetero Blowjob

(Anonymous) 2012-02-16 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That is all.

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any ship? I may have a go at this . . . I can't make promises though *working through writer's block* I may be able to drabble it.

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Modern AU

(Anonymous) 2012-02-17 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
In the next life, hate becomes love and love becomes hate. Altair's assassination targets are reborn as his crazy exes (well, first, as crazy boyfriends).

(Totally not an flimsy pitch for a rarepair rom-com extravaganza. IDC what part Malik/Maria/Adha or any other possible partners play.)

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Malik Al-Sayf versus the World!

seconded

ANON HAS NOT FORGOTTEN THIS FIC!

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