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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4


Welcome to Constantinople

‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

‡ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 5
Fills Only
Discussion

An Appeal To Readers :)

(Anonymous) 2012-08-29 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I think a way to try to encourage fills could be to comment moar. This is not to say that you should comment on fills you are not that interested in or that don't really work for you, but rather, if you liked it, to say so.

As a writer anon myself, I know I get a real buzz out of receiving comments and it really encourages me to write. I know I probably should be writing for myself but the truth is that comments really do give me a boost of motivation XD I wonder how many writernons feel the same?

Re: An Appeal To Readers :)

(Anonymous) 2012-08-29 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I whole-heartedly agree! I mean, I know for a fact when I post the first part of a story, I specifically wait for the OP to respond. It gets extremely frustrating when an OP never actually responds. I write my stories for the OP because I want to make them happy. XD

I think leaving comments would be an excellent way to encourage authors more. Of course, we can fight and argue about how much of an attention whore that makes us(me), but the truth is that it's the comments that keep us(me) going. Like a reward system, the comments are the treat we(I) look for at the end.

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Lazer Collection: Assassin's Creed Style.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-29 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't Lie, you know you want this just as much as i do. DAMMIT THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

10+ For Malik firing a Lazer at Altair during on of their bureau arguments
100+ For a Leonardo related Lazer "accident"
10000000000+ For one of the Borgias firing a lazer during the whole "GIVE ME THE APPLE"/Rodrigo dies scene, seriously, this would make my life.

Conner is a werewolf/transformation kink

(Anonymous) 2012-08-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Title says it all. Conner transforms into a (full on)wolf, and gets off on it.

Bonus points if Aveline watches and gets off on it, too.

Re: Conner is a werewolf/transformation kink

(Anonymous) 2012-08-30 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, are you me? Seconded.

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Lucrezia Tortures Caterina

(Anonymous) 2012-08-30 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
When Lucrezia "visits" Caterina's cell, Caterina spits more inflammatory comments at her (Probably about her fucking her brother), so an enraged Lucrezia makes good on her earlier threat and orders the guard to hold her down while she sews her mouth shut. I Just want a horrific, disturbing fic, make it happen anons.

10+If the guard is horrified and sickened, but is to scared to do anything
100+If Caterina tries scream but begins tearing her lip, so she shuts up.
1000+If Ezio arrives to rescue Caterina and finds her like this.

Re: Lucrezia Tortures Caterina

(Anonymous) 2012-08-30 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS Gods please!

Robert/Malik

(Anonymous) 2012-08-30 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen this pairing before and I kind of want to see something for it. Here's my idea:

So, as we all know, Malik is extremely skilled even with only one arm and Robert would have seen this skill in Solomon's Temple and maybe he was even kind of impressed. Cue Robert somehow capturing Malik and trying to get him to join the Templars. Obviously this does not go very smoothly with Malik resisting these attempts at every possible chance and Robert having to resist his urges to use force so that Malik might be more willing. I don't want Malik to actually ever give in and join the Templars, but I would like him and Robert to eventually see each other as equals that genuinely like each other.

Smut is not mandatory, but OP would love it if there could be some smut in some way.

Re: Robert/Malik

(Anonymous) 2012-08-30 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Now this would be interesting to see.

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Altair/Malik Knights!AU

(Anonymous) 2012-08-31 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Here's a weird little idea that I've had for a while:

Altair is a champion knight on a mission to rescue a princess who has been locked away in a tower (held hostage by what? Author can decide). But after he's endured blistering winds and scorching deserts, defeated many a foe and climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower, he is dismayed to find that instead of a beautiful princess waiting to be rescued, he finds his old friend and rival knight (Malik), who is also there to rescue the princess. (Of course, both of them are too late, as the princess is mysteriously absent). They both end up heading to a nearby village looking for information and find out that the princess has been moved from the tower a few days ago to a different location.

Cue epic race against each for the princess, complete with petty tricks and traps set for the other in an attempt to slow the other down, occasionally saving each other's asses, and in the process, they fall in love with each other.

Whether they end up finding the princess, and whether or not they actually end up together is up to you, dear author.

(You probably can tell this was half inspired by Rapunzel, half inspired by Shrek but shhhhh. I apologize for this dumb, cheesy plot, but I can't write this myself and would love to see it filled if possible :) )

Re: Altair/Malik Knights!AU

(Anonymous) 2012-08-31 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, DO WANT! This sounds like the right mix of crack, humour, slapstick and shrek

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Sibrand--Captured.

(Anonymous) 2012-09-01 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sibrand gets captured by the assassins instead of killed. Does he completely break down with paranoia? Or does he get "broken in?" What happens to him if he gets taken captive instead of killed?

I just want to see Sibrand in the hands of our assassins, instead of just on his deathbed. I need more Sibrand, please.

Re: Sibrand--Captured.

(Anonymous) 2012-09-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! MOAR SIBRAND is *always* good!

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Fill: The Pet of Masyaf 1/?

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The Pet of Masyaf 45/?

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The Pet of Masyaf 6/?

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The Pet of Masyaf 16/17-18

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Matchmaker matchmaker make me a threesome!

(Anonymous) 2012-09-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's a thought that came to me while replaying AC2. Rosa is a total matchmaker for Ezio and Leo. So what if she convinces them to have a threesome with her, then she either doesn't show/disappears/lets the boys have their fun together while watching+getting off from a distance/all of the above.

TL;DR Rosa sets up a devil's threesome with Leo and Ezio then absents herself from the smutty proceedings as a form of matchmaking.

Lucy/Desmond/Cristina - The Bleeding Effect/AU

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
In an AU where Lucy somehow survives Desmond's attack and returns to Abstergo.

After Desmond wakes up from his little coma, he finds that he's seeing Cristina everywhere and starts to legitimately believe he's Ezio and has a second chance with her. Lucy manages to find this out and uses it against him in a sick little revenge game.

Re: Lucy/Desmond/Cristina - The Bleeding Effect/AU

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Would she really have it out for him just because of what happened underneath the Colosseum?

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Desmond/Clay, motorcycle

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Any reason, any kind of AU, whatever. I just want Clay riding on the back of Desmond's motorcycle and fucking with him by feeling him up while he's trying to drive. By the time they arrive Desmond's all pent up and screws him senseless.

Re: Desmond/Clay, motorcycle

(Anonymous) 2013-04-22 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAH. OP, I don't know if you're even still keeping an eye on this but I will definitely try to fill it. Desmond/Clay is my OTP, how can I resist?

Desmond/Shaun

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Shaun is a snarky git, yes, but I'd love to see Desmond throw it back in his face and turn the bastard on so much that he's reduced to begging Desmond to let him touch him etc. Basically - dom!Desmond, no penetration please. Just a looot of touching and oral. Desmond keeps his clothes on and makes Shaun do all the work.

Re: Desmond/Shaun

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh yes please.

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Sleeper Agent Lucy

(Anonymous) 2012-09-03 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Welp, it's not my idea, someone posted it above.

>maybe the Templars had her programmed to return to them and to
>turn on the Assassins as soon as she comes into contact with a
>Piece of Eden - whether or not she has the POE?

This would make an awesome story! And I normally couldn't give two shits about the modern storyline.

Can we have a story in which a conflicted Lucy realises her Templar programming is taking over and she has to fight it? It would be epic

Re: Sleeper Agent Lucy

(Anonymous) 2012-09-03 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You liked my idea? I'm so flattered! *blushes*

I don't know the modern assassins well enough to write Lucy at all well, otherwise I'd totally give this a lash.

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Connor/Aveline

(Anonymous) 2012-09-03 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on this pic:
http://kk-graphics.deviantart.com/#/d5dk96z
Can these two get some love?

Altair/Lucrezia, Hot, Bent Over Al Mualim's Desk Sex

(Anonymous) 2012-09-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
The crackiest pairings can be the hottest, i don't care how it happens, Apple Staff, but somehow Lucrezia gets transported to medieval Masyaf, and, well, refer to title.

Can't Recall Seeing One Like This...

(Anonymous) 2012-09-07 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I started replaying AC1 after finishing AC2 and Brohood recently. And It occurred to me that Desmond takes after Ezio when it comes to the water. He swan!dives, he swims he ducks under the water.

BUT

What if while doing all these lovely underwatery things, Des suddenly bleeds Altaïr and his insbility to deal with deep bodies of water? What if he nearly drowns because the other Assassins don't realise that Alty's glitch is aquaphobia and just assume it *was* a glitch.

I'd love a fic that deals with Des trying to figure out how *not* to bleed Altaïr's aquaphobia, and maybe a little h/c from Shaun the Assassin of your choice.

And if Rebecca and Lucy try to "fix the glitch" in the Altaïr memories and can't I will have your internet babies. Or you can have mine, whichever Anons want.

*If it's been done before, I'd truly appreciate a link to it, either :-)

Altaïr is secretly good at drawing

(Anonymous) 2012-09-08 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Have you SEEN those codex pages? Altaïr drew all of those (except for the maps - they're Malik's territory), and they're really quite beautiful. There are the gorgeous technical drawings of the weapons and the sweet portrait of Maria - that takes skill. Especially considering the style of the drawings and how they were beginning to incorporate depth of field way before their time...*has an art student moment of glee*

Anyway, I'd love to see something where Altaïr is hiding this skill in his youth and secretly draws when he thinks nobody is watching. Maybe he was punished for it at some point and doesn't like to admit he can draw? Perhaps in his downtime he likes to climb up to the eagle nests and sketch the birds. Just give me Altaïr being a secret artist.

Re: Altaïr is secretly good at drawing

(Anonymous) 2012-09-08 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
MINE! My plot!bunny!!!!

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Ezio/The Damascus Rafiq(/Leo?)

(Anonymous) 2012-09-09 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care how or why, I just need this to exist.

(Anonymous) 2012-09-09 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
So, this photoset has been making the rounds around tumblr: http://shirleytemplar.tumblr.com/post/29720185319/the-inceptors-creed-stay-your-dreams-from-the

And I would love to see some sort of fic based on it, because it's a great idea! Any details about what they're incepting into Vidic's mind, or how the shades of Those Who Came Befor are affecting Desmond are up to you! It's just a neat idea and I'd love to see more of it.

connor/washington, blowjob

(Anonymous) 2012-09-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
There was this wonderful blowjob fic called "For My Eyes Only" on ff.net but it seems to be taken down... *sobs*
Would someone like to write another one...? :D I'd like Connor to be the one giving the blowjob but you can choose!

Re: connor/washington, blowjob

(Anonymous) 2012-09-13 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded - ff.net effectively took it down. If it comes to that, better take away all the AssCreed fics, since the game is technically MA. /rant

If anyone happen to know where this particular fic is, I'm in as well.

Never thought I'd want to read anything like this... it's just that there's no way I can check it out... curiosity and cats...

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From The Inside (1/1)

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Assassin's Creed/Penumbra crossover

(Anonymous) 2012-09-13 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"For my part in this allegory, I'm not going to make the same mistakes my father made. William vanished from my mother's life before I was even in it, so when he sent me a letter a few days after her funeral, it was the first I'd ever heard from him."

So this anon is looking for a fun and creepy Penumbra/Assassin's Creed crossover. I don't care who's who for the most part, so long as Desmond is playing the role of Philip. I really want a fun little horror story, I suppose! Get creative, play it out, so long as elements and characters from the mentioned games are a part of it.

Altaïr/Malik

(Anonymous) 2012-09-13 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
eugheufgh I'm sorry this is so annoyingly vague but I have a serious need for bottom!Altaïr

like

Wants-it-so-bad-he-might-die-if-he-doesn't-have-a-dick-in-him-NOW!bottom!Altaïr. Bonus points if he's uncharacteristically loud about it.

And Malik gets so horny from seeing Altaïr so worked up that his snark momentarily leaves him :|

IDEK, ANONS. Even links to existing fics will do.

Re: Altaïr/Malik

(Anonymous) 2012-09-13 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I like this one, though I'm not sure where it is on Dreamwidth, since it was born on livejournal:

forkinsocket.livejournal.com/16841.html?thread=178633#t178633

Shaun/Desmond, watching Shaun kill is a turn on

(Anonymous) 2012-09-14 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond watches Shaun slit a Templar's throat in cold blood and it turns him on like nothing else does.

Fill

(Anonymous) 2016-01-23 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Read it here (http://archiveofourown.org/works/5793466)

Hope you'll like it :)

Connor is a hunk

(Anonymous) 2012-09-14 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
"He [Connor] started quite slim and then we bulked him up...he fills out his waistcoat." - ACIII Character Development Team.

As soon as they said that, I went "unf" and kind of spaced out. May I please have some appreciation of how much bigger Connor is compared to Altaïr and Ezio? And how that waistcoat could burst if he bulks up any more or moves the wrong way?

Uninvited Circumstances 1/1

(Anonymous) 2012-09-14 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Connor grunted as he fell on his butt, the woman smirking at him as she pressed up against him. Her hair was short, her buttons undone on the top of her shirt to reveal too much skin that he wasn’t sure he was quite comfortable with.

“Come on, Rosa,” Aveline said, and the woman on top of him yelped as she was pushed off him. “He’s mine.”

He looked to see her squatting behind him, her arms wrapping loosely around his neck and her hands clasping at the bottom of his ribcage. He didn’t know who this woman was or why she was trying to seduce him, but he was much happier with Aveline, who understood who he was and was not afraid to push him. Rosa snorted, rolling her eyes.

“He doesn’t need a whore like you,” the woman said. “He needs a woman who knows what a man needs!”

“Oh, you two are so arrogant!” another woman said, walking over in the most superfluously fancy dresses Connor had ever seen.

She must be European, he thought as she squatted down, eyeing him with that same lascivious look in her eye as the other woman. He leaned back, feeling the tightness in his clothing and praying that he wouldn’t burst a seam in front of these women. He was slightly unnerved by what would happen if one did. He scooched back a little, only to watch, eyes widening, as the other woman was pushed over and that Rosa girl was up against him again, grinning like a demon as he felt Aveline press against his back.

“I happen to like a man who fills out his clothes as nice as you,” Rosa said.

He jerked back, unbalancing Aveline, when Rosa tried to bite him. The woman beneath him laughed, wrapping her arms around him tightly as he grunted and jerked as the other woman lay on top of him. Did she have no shame? Surely she must. The woman back home had more shame than her—he thought that the old world had more modesty than a woman who’s breasts he was definitely not looking at were hanging out all over the place. He had Aveline. That was enough for him. He liked the cat-and-mouse pursuit of her. He liked the hide-and-seek games they played where he was rewarded with a dinner he didn’t have to make instead of a kiss or someone else to have shifts for heavy sleeping near battlefields instead of sex.

“Atta boy: I know you want me,” the woman murmured.

He frowned and forced his eyes back from her chest to her face, struggling in Aveline’s hold and just shy of snarling when she laughed. He should just overpower her, but the strength he’d have to exert would bust the seams in his sleeves, and he had neither a needle and thread nor the desire to fix it right now. If he could have just saved a bit more, then he could have had a tailor make him new clothes that fit. He didn’t know how to make clothing.

“It’s a wonder a man like him doesn’t rip his clothing simply by moving,” he heard yet another woman say.

“Oh, he does, Sofia,” Aveline said with a laugh. “All the damn time. He’s too poor to make looser clothing.”

“Oh-ho! So then this is all real!”

He thrashed heavily when he felt that stupid woman grab his crotch, no longer caring that, yes, there go the seams on the sides of his waistcoat and the armpits of his shirt, as he broke Aveline’s hold, pushed Rosa off, and rolled off the woman he loved, standing up and crouching down low. He couldn’t draw his weapon, not here, not now. These women all meant something to Ezio, who was standing off to the side looking mighty unpleased.

“I wish I knew how to make clothes,” Sofia said, wearing a soft smile.

Rosa laughed as she stood and rubbed her hands together, grinning mischievously. “Hell yeah, taking off his clothes!”

“I think I could handle that,” the European woman said.

He backed up a step when he saw the woman step forward.

“Oh, come off him, Caterina: he doesn’t want you!”

The woman stood up straight, quirking an eyebrow and frowning as she looked at the short woman. “And you think he wants you?”

Rosa huffed indignantly. “More than he wants you.”

Caterina laughed as Sofia shook her head. “You both are ridiculous. I bet a man like him would much rather explore old ruins and bring back information to share.”

“Actually,” Aveline said, sauntering toward him as he watched her carefully, “he does. Quite a lot.”

“Stop trying to sell him to my wife,” he heard Ezio growl, and Connor snorted, gesturing for her to come and get her.

Sofia laughed, walking over to her man before placing a hand on his chest, speaking to him rapidly in Italian. Whatever she said seemed to calm him down, along with the kiss on his cheek. At least there was one woman with modesty. He would hate to think that the men he would one day be united to through Desmond would marry such a whore like the Rosa woman. He continued to back up, watching the other three women carefully as he continued to back up.

“Come on, just look at him. He bursts seams everywhere! What’s not to like about a man as solid as that?” Rosa said, lunging to grab him before he danced just out of her grip.

“I don’t know,” Caterina responded, giving him a seductive look as she walked toward him.

“Let’s find a way to make him bend over,” she said maliciously.

Connor’s eyes grew wide at what she was implying. He’d have to be extra careful. He didn’t wear anything under his pants like most men. He simply couldn’t. He didn’t have money to buy clothes that fit, and he didn’t know any tailor well enough to make him new ones. He couldn’t make clothes out of skins, either, because that took far too long and he moved too much.

Aveline was over by the other two men, laughing, as Ezio grumbled to his wife and demanded reassurance that he was still her favorite. Connor growled when two new women, who were greeted as “Adha” and “Cristina” were introduced to the pair of women and was determined to pin him to the floor to be touched in places he’d rather not let just any woman touch. He hoped that Aveline would step in should they ever get too far, since he couldn’t injure these women.

He was almost envious of Altaïr, who was standing there with his wife holding onto his arm.

“I can safely say I much prefer my men slimmer and smaller than monsters the size of Robert,” the woman murmured, smirking up at her husband as he looked with a matching one.

“You are perfect,” Altaïr muttered in response, meeting her for a brief kiss before turning back to watch Connor be chased by the other women.

did you enjoy, Anon? That was the first thing I thought of.

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Touchy Feely (bit of Connorline) 1/1

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Some Ezio/Leo fluff?

(Anonymous) 2012-09-16 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio catches a nasty case of cold after all that swimming in Venice. He falls asleep while Leo is decrypting a Codex page, and Leo won't let him leave until he's recovered.
So practically Leo healing Ezio.
And, as I said, fluff please.

Claudia and Ezio sister/brother fuffy moment

(Anonymous) 2012-09-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
This newbie anon is currently playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and I was quite taken by Ezio finally accepting Claudia as an assassin.

Newbie anon wishes to see a fluffy brothersister moment after Claudia went threw the ceremony getting the assassins' sign burned into her finger.

Re: Claudia and Ezio sister/brother fuffy moment

(Anonymous) 2012-09-17 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. I want this so much.

I have a small Ezio + Claudia fluff plotbunny brewing at the moment. I might just try to encourage it for you.

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