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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4


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Part 1
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Discussion

And it's completely AU!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
F-first ever request... It's kind of obvious from this prompt what I've been reading too much of in another fandom...

So. WWII AU.
Leonardo is an old friend of the Auditores, the famous Florentine banking family, and has a soft spot for the middle son (like, duh). Unfortunately, the Fascists find out the Auditores are working against them, and Giovanni, Federico and Petruccio are arrested, tortured and shot. Ezio manages to get away with Maria and Claudia, thanks to Leonardo, and he becomes a true blue Partigiano, and Leonardo a double agent for the Brits (Excuse for Shaun? What excuse for Shaun?)...
I need this. I have idea why. It just seemed like the most awesome AU ever when I first thought of it... Feel free to fit all the other characters in any way possible (with the Usual Pairings...)...

Re: And it's completely AU!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
This anon actually has no idea what other fandom you've been reading. xD

Although, this one's probably trivia, but is this Leonardo meant to be named after "the historical Leonardo da Vinci" in-universe, or does the latter not exist in this AU?

P.S. If you think this is crazy, I actually had an idea for Petruccio having a dream where he sees 21st-century versions of the Auditores, INCLUDING Maria and Claudia (through the eyes of his able-bodied 21st-century counterpart who is aware of the Assassins), performing THE MOST AWESOME LEAP OF FAITH EVER: youtube . com / watch?v=JKhDHY4UWBw (at 1 minute in, set to 1080p for max effect)

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No porn here...

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Trippy metaphysical ficlet about how assassins can philosophize for so long with their targets after they've stabbed them fatally in the neck pls?

I will love you forever if you somehow include Desmond's first experience with the "bond" (I can't think of another term) upon performing an assassination.

Possible limited telepathy?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Not a perfect match for how Eagle Vision/Sense works in the games, but...

Incidental note: It's interesting how Altaïr sheathes his sword when killing the Crusader, even though the sequence is meant to culminate in an air assassination; then again, you had Ezio cradling the dying Marco Barbarigo even though he'd just been shot from land (although that's not nearly the ONLY way to kill him).

P.S. Traumatic bonus points if his first "bond" is with Lucy...

YES YES YES.

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BDSM

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Can’t believe no one asked for this one yet, maybe they did, just didn’t read. Anyways, I want some good, BDSM kinky stuff. Dominant/Submissive relationship. Anyone goes~

Bonus Points if it has:
Spanking
Whipping
Orgasm denial
Flogging
Boot worshiping

More Bonus Points, if the couple is either Alex/Desmond, Altair/Desmond, 16/Desmond, Ezio/Suleiman, Ezio/Yusuf.

Have fun anons! Shall give my body to the anon who fills my wet dreams for their own perverted pleasure.

Re: BDSM

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded so fucking hard for Ezio/Yusef or even Ezio/Suleiman

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OP annon here

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What if it's 'just' D/s?

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Let's get filling!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Anon here noticed a disturbing lack of filled prompts, so I hereby start a filling project! When prompting, go fill to help another anon live his/her dream. Cookies and a character of your choice in nothing but a bowtie and a pair of sexy knickers delivered on your doorstep for anyone who will help me in my quest for bringing some life into this kmeme!

Ready, set, fill!

Re: Let's get filling!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I think there are quite a few reasons why there are so few fills is a) PC anons are still waiting for Revelations b) anons are working on fills c) people are still playing ACR and d) I know some drama was stirred up a while back about fills and posts and that can make anons kind of nervous to post. Plus we're in the holiday season and it's still NaNoWriMo. People are busy. Let's give the meme a chance to bounce back.

Not that I'm saying you don't have a good idea. I already have a prompt up on this part and as soon as inspiration strikes, I'll be filling some prompts that I'm interested in.

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More related to Ubisoft than AC

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Yusuf/Claudia

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Pehaps Claudia comes to visit Constantinople in her capacity as a master assassin (I assume that like Ezio, she has the hybrid genes of humans and Those That Came Before that give her eagle vision and and a talent for climbing) to help Ezio manage the guild for a bit. Yusuf is taken, despite thin veiled threats from Ezio. Claudia, as defiant as ever, threatens her big brother to stay out of her personal business.

I just want to see Yusuf being wholly charming and Claudia (knowingly) falling for it, all while Ezio comically fumes in the background. Not to mention, there's a mild age kink; per the AC Wiki, Claudia is six years older than Yusuf.

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Altair/informer

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Remember that informer who was always fanboying over Altair in the first game? I'd like to see Early-Game-Asshole!Altair using him for sex, in a rough, selfish way. Not non-con, but not the romantic lovemaking the poor informer dreams of. Maybe he ends up liking it anyway?

Re: Altair/informer

(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you bet he'd like that. XD Seconded!

DOTTORE FTW.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Anons, I would like to request something Teodor Viscardi/Malfatto, preferably cute and awkward. Because the doctor is alway paired with either Fiora or Lupo and portrayed as a psycho bastard, and I can't really imagine him like that xD

Re: DOTTORE FTW.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The Dottore is obviously not a sicko... killing off women is just healthy sport... Nah, kidding... I can't help liking him anyway.

Though I kinda agree with you on this - and I want more Malfatto!
Malfatto without his mask: awkward!

....Abbas/anyone. No I am not kidding.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This is going to be an odd request but as of late I have felt really bad for Abbas' situation. He was an asshole and killed wonderful people/dod horrid things..

BUT He was set up for crazy and it seems like as time went on he didn't really have a chance at redeem...

So I want Abbas and someone in a secretly kinda fluffy love affair. He is mean as hell, so who is the ONE person he relents for?
+Sexins would be nice... of course :D
+I would love something multi chapt.

idk who you pair him w but slash is preferred.
SO ANON WHO WILL IT BE?
Altair? Kadar? Malik? Swami? Rauf? Robert?
ANYONE. Seriously. Please.
DO IT.

Re: ....Abbas/anyone. No I am not kidding.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Would OP mind if I slipped another pairing in there? Not as a focus or anything, more of a passing mention... (Anon is just looking for an excuse to get Altair and Malik together. Anon already knows who Abbas will be with)

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Sentinel love <3

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Requesting some Sentinel smut because seriously, hur-UNNNNNNNFFFFF.

Dat hood.

Dat cape.

Dat katar.

Dem kill animations.

Dose robes.


-clears throat-. Um, Sentinel/Any woman or Ezio please. :D

Re: Sentinel love <3

(Anonymous) 2011-12-03 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You forgot dat voice. Oh god dat voice. Just... hnnngn worthy.

I will try my hand at writing some Sentinel smut.

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FedericoxVieri Rescuing

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't a revelation prompt >.

FedericoxVieri Rescuing

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't a revelation prompt
So, anon was thinking....

1)Established FedericoxVieri when Federico gets arrested.
2)Vieri betrays his father/order (because he doesn't believe in the Templar ideal anyways(?)) and helps Federico + his family escape.
3)Vieri's dad totally fucks him over.. Like giving him up to the Templars/ kicking him out of the house or.. something (insert angsty torturey thing here)
-Maybe Rodrigo takes Vieri as a pet? (anon does not know)
4) Enter Federico as a fully trained assassin
5) Rescues Vieri
6) Sexytimes occur (maybe?)

Any permutation of that! GO ANONS GO!!!

Re: FedericoxVieri Rescuing

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I will write on this! but if anyone else would like to fill, go ahead. It will take me a bit :(

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Fox and The Eagle

(Anonymous) 2011-11-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
La Volpe/Altair...
Just something about their cunning minds together makes me shiver... >.>
Be it PWP or a story, I don't care... just something Anons? Please?

I'm weird, I know...

Re: Fox and The Eagle

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
CONSIDER IT HAPPENING.

THIS FANDOM NEEDS MORE VOLPE DAMNIT.

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ezio/bored!horny!lucrezia consensual rape fantasy roleplay? D:

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
*feel so weird requesting this ._.*

So lucrezia is the bored horny duchessa in ferrara, so sexually frustrated bc all her lovers are whatever happened to them and her husband is away & when ezio climbs in through her window & ties her to the curtain *fans self omg* she can't stop thinking about it... she fantasies about the Assassino climbing into her chambers and throw her onto her bed and take her. \

ezio also thinking about it he didnt have time to do her then but he comes back & helps her roleplay this fantasy.. pls make it totally consensual though D: ezio is just firm and overpower hre physically, lucrezia squirming/struggling at first but it obvious they are pretending <_< *crawls back under rock*

Re: ezio/bored!horny!lucrezia consensual rape fantasy roleplay? D:

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded. There's been a disturbing lack of Lucrezia thus far.

Betrayal

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio discovers his sister Claudia is a templar and has been for a long time. How far back is your call - did she help Cesare kill Mario? Did she turn in her father and brothers? Whatever the case, she has been using her overlooked/ignored/underestimated status to funnel info to templars. Ezio realizes it by a series of strange events, comments, and clues in a flashback revelation.

It leads to a final battle where he's forced to kill his only remaining family member. Don't have her be a pushover in the fight - at least let her do some significant damage to Ezio, or even defeat him for a twist. The outcome of it is up to you.

Re: Betrayal

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
This would be the ultimate betrayal and a deeper stab than any knife could do. Someone please take this!

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In The End, All You Have is Family - Ch1/???

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reposting in part four

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
..because I threw this up in part three before reading that it was closed for prompts, I'm putting it up here to be requested/filled and wait for the misfir in part three to be deleted. Idea is: Okay, sorry if I missed this somewhere, but in some fandoms (like Star Wars) there are life size dolls someone can order and keep of the characters (usually mechanical). There is of course a manual, which details what type of doll they ordered (in case there's a mis-shipment, such as 20!yearold Ezio instead of 40!year old Ezio) as well as a list of interactions (such as a Malik doll losing an arm as a result of interacting with an Altair doll).
My apologies if this was already requested, it jumped into my brain and I don't have the skill to write it myself.

Re: reposting in part four

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I've read some of those manuals in the Ruroni Kenshin fandom. I would love to see some of them again :)

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Model: Kadar Al-Sayf

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MOAR VOLPE

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Preferably with Machiavelli or Il Lupo, but really, ANYTHING WILL DO!
JUST
MORE
LA VOLPE

Re: MOAR VOLPE I don't even...Minifill

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, this just happened to me. (and I confess to re-reading Sassy Creed)
...
Machiavelli stretched, finally setting the quill down and putting aside the paper to dry. His fingers were ink stained, and he had burned the midnight candle again.
A gentle breeze wafted past.
"La Volpe, if you are going to come in, at least close the window behind you."
The man shrugged, leaning against the door frame. "Actually, the reason I came here tonight was to ask you a question, mio amico."
"Va bene, let me hear it."
Perhaps if he had remembered who his friend was, he would not have walked into such an obvious trap.
"Pulchritudinous, how do you spell it?"
With a sigh, Machiavelli wondered why he was friends with a man who claimed only street smarts, for all he had lived life.
"P-U-L-C-H-R-I-T-U-D-I-N-O-U-S and it means 'beautiful'. Why?"
"I-T."
Machiavelli looked at La Volpe.
"What?"
"I asked, 'Pulchritudinous, how do you spell it'?" La Volpe was grinning as he watched his friend's face fall.
"I can't believe I fell for that." Machiavelli groaned. "If there is nothing else, then I am going to bed. Close the window on your way out."
La Volpe grinned as he watched the philosopher walk down the hallway to his bedroom.
His smile faded a bit.
"Of course, M-A-C-H-I-A-V-E-L-L-I spells it too." He murmured to himself.
~fin

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Wolves and Foxes 1/1

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Worth It

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Has anyone ever noticed that Altair's fighting style (and parkour) is fluid and flexible, while Ezio's is kinda harsh and stiff? Or even the fact that it seems like Templar guards wait longer when fighting Altair than Ezio...?

Can we get something on that?
Maybe some Templar guards like watching Altair fight, even if they get cut down soon after...
Or we can go time-travel and have Ezio getting taught by Altair... but Ezio's a little too busy staring to really pay attention...
>.>
Anyone?

Re: Worth It

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding this. My friend I were discussing last night that Altaïr kinda sashays around like a chick, whereas Desmond and Ezio tend to swagger, so I'd love to see fic where this is acknowledged.

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Fill - A Corpse Unburied

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Information Made Difficult

(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This Anon has noticed that we've had a prompt with Altair being a courtesan... but not one where he's the owner of a brothel. (Like Claudia)
So, the little idea that came to mind was this:
After Masyaf is attacked the assassin's probably need information as to how they got in.
What better way then to ask someone that people spill their guts to while having sex? (No, not their wives... because I doubt the Templars would bring them...)
That's right, Courtesans.
So, the assassins try to get the information from the ones in the city. But every one of them to go to Altair. (but who says they say his actual name?)
Eventually, the assassins have no choice but to go and get the information.
But the brothel is getting attacked by guards when they get there, so they decide to save the day.
Only thing wrong is that when they burst through all the guards are dead, the courtesans are cleaning up, and Altair is flipping a knife (because an Altair who doesn't kick ass isn't Altair at all.) and drinking ... tea...(I don't know...)
Insert shocked assassins here.
After the shock, the assassin's try to persuade Altair to give up the information. However, it doesn't work too well. So, they instead have a pissed of Altair in front of them...
If Altair helps or not is up to the writer!anon (If this gets one) so... yeah...

I'm gonna hide now... >.>

Re: Information Made Difficult

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So...your prompt is Altair/the other Assassins try to get information from the courtesans and assorted bits of hilarity ensue?

Not-the-OP!Anon here

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
http://oldzio-olditore.tumblr.com/post/13196796873/i-actually-really-really-like-sofia-sartor-i-love

Okay, everything now makes so much sense that it is all blowing my mind SO HARD. Seriously though, anything about this incredible discovery that Ezio married a female Leonardo (who I adored by the way).

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
When I played the 2nd Or 3rd Sofia memory I was like, "holy fuck she's just like Leonardo." And I just kept waiting for Ezio to comment on it.
Alas he did not.
So seeing this would make me all giddy inside

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Right Hand Man?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, was over at the AC wiki, and saw this:

'Altaïr's best friend and right-hand man Malik Al-Sayf,'

Right hand man? Really?

Basically, all I want is Altair asking Malik to be his right hand man, then realising what he said and stumbling over his words in an attempt to fix it.

Re: Right Hand Man?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, better than asking him to be his left-hand man.

Hawwww

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CRACKFIC: Desmond Miles and the Magic Wand

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Specifically, Desmond ended up making use of a Hitachi Magic Wand to relax himself after his Animus sessions with the Assassins, only to eventually start to wonder why he kept finding them wet when he couldn't remember sweating THAT much...

*Anon REFUSES to die of shame from this!*

Because we all need them...

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Officials. We kill them so that our dens don't get attacked. There are always two people guarding those officials, so why not have them get it on, with the Official watching? My firstborn if there's slight BDSM between the guards.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-27 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
OH WHY ISN'T THIS FILLED YET? I have a list of prompts I'm already trying but I may have to add this one on later...

Claudia the secret assassin

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
The kink is obviously a female killing machine with a white robe. When I saw her take out those guards in Brotherhood it made me wonder where the skills came from. So I came up with a basic idea-

Ezio and Mario stop Claudia from training, so she does it in secret unknown to the assassins. She then goes out and starts assassinating targets at night, seeking to avenge her family. As this unfolds she struggles to keep it secret from Ezio - having to explain her absences, hiding cuts/bruises/stab wounds under her clothing, and wiping out key templars. She wears a white assassin robe when doing it all, and kills with hidden blades.

I'd like to go AU a bit as canon really doesn't matter to me. Maybe Ezio tracks the mysterious killer down in the act, leading to a chase and the big reveal?

Bonus points for those deep - cut out - soul searching - animus death conversations with a killed templar. I want to see Claudia as an assassin with depth and conviction in her belief.

Re: Claudia the secret assassin

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded. Claudia is a very underused character. I like the idea of her with a secret arse kicking identity.

The Shadow of Tuscany?

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The Shadow of Tuscany (Chp 1/???)

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Mishaps of electrical kind

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
In which Desmond tries to stay in the Animus as long as possible - the machine being his only connection to the outside world. He was kidnapped, and is held captive - that wouldn't be out of question. A little power surge (our outage, due to whatever reason) just helps him to do it completely - he ends up in the past... Sans his body
+1 if he can only interact with others when he possesses some poor unsuspecting soul
+1 if the body he ends up occupying is female
+1 if he gets to keep his assassin skills
And, finally, +1 if Ezio/Altair/Leonardo/Malik ends up stalking him

Re: Mishaps of electrical kind

(Anonymous) 2011-12-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDING REALLY HARD!!! I would LOVE to see this!!!

Sunlight

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond has been trapped in the manor for what seemed like months. Away from anyone sans Shaun, Maria and Becca. Not allowed to see the light of day - literary.
So he will take his freedom any way he can - even if it means being trapped in the memories of his ancestors. And it's getting harder and harder to get him out of Animus; not when he has no desire to leave.
I want angsty!Desmond, who's slowly not only developing claustrophobia, but feels all alone and used. I want it to make me cry.
Pairings are optional (though no modern-gang, please)