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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Dead Like Me x-over

(Anonymous) 2013-02-02 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Meaning that a few characters are reapers and have to work together to bring the newly dead on. Maybe Clipper, Norris, Hickey, or Haytham is a reaper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Like_Me

Yes please

(Anonymous) 2013-02-02 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me something, ANYTHING, based on this;
http://tinyurl.com/a7jn754

Re: Yes please

(Anonymous) 2013-02-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Original art and artist are here: http://antiale.tumblr.com/post/41480211195

But yes, seconding.

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Massage therapy

(Anonymous) 2013-02-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
So, I played and finished Brotherhood for the first time last week, and it really made me laugh when, after the attack on Monteriggioni, the Doctor was like, "Hurr, a man of your age, dot dot dot," which Ezio grumbled about then two minutes later was all, "Urgh, my back."

So, my request is this: Ezio goes to visit Leonardo to get away from the Brotherhood for a bit, and Leonardo, noticing his weariness, offers to give him a back massage, which slowly becomes more sensual leading to fun times.

+5 fluffy internet cats if Leo bottoms from the top and rides him into the mattress.

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omg yes

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Altair/Ezio/Connor, love through time

(Anonymous) 2013-02-03 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Since Connor's VA is a fan of Altair and Ezio is basically canonically an Altair fanboy, this anon would love a threesome involving them.

So Connor has put together one really obscure almanac of Benjamin Franklin's and is fiddling around with the device in curiosity. Suddenly, he sees this flash of light and, viola, in front of him is standing Altair and Ezio! He recognizes them from Achilles' descriptions (they're both in their respective Assassin outfits) and figures that 1) figuring out what just happened is most important followed by 2) exchanging relevant information and skills as fellow assassins.

Connor's somewhat in awe of Altair and confused by Ezio most of the time. Likewise Ezio is in awe of Altair and enjoys teasing Connor. Altair is his usual self but secretly enjoys having two 'novices' who look up to him. At first Connor's a bit wary of the fact that two Master Assassins basically dropped into his lap (despite his awe of Altair), but he warms up to them in a couple of weeks (preferably after Ezio gets him to loosen up a bit). They all fall for each other and end up in a threesome that Achilles absolutely does not want to know about.

Together they campaign against the Templars of the time...until Ezio finds out that Haytham is Connor's father. Then Ezio keeps thinking up schemes to reunite the Kenway family under the Assassin banner.

After roughly 3 weeks, somehow, Connor realizes that Ezio and Altair begin looking kinda see-through and realizes that they are slowly leaving reality. What, in fact, happened was that Benjamin Franklin's device only temporarily brought Altair and Ezio to the future. After a month, they will fully return to their own time.

When Altair goes back, he finds himself holding one of Ezio's guns and Connor's Mohawk beads and keeps them as momentos of the future Assassins (the pistol he uses to shoot Abbas actually). Ezio goes back with nothing but, as he's sadly wandering around Monteriggioni, he notices that there's a secret compartment on Altair's statue and within is Connor's Mohawk beads and a secret page of the codex: a special note of love and appreciation for him from Altair.

Poor Connor is left alone in the present. He throws himself into work to escape the ghosts of Altair and Ezio. One day, he receives a packet from Europe. Inside, he discovers his missing Mohawk beads, aged and worn, with 2 white feathers (preserved) sewn in. He smiles for the first time since Altair and Ezio left.

Anything inspired by...

(Anonymous) 2013-02-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
...this: http://www.y-gallery.net/view/909644/

//drools//

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Rivals Team Up

(Anonymous) 2013-02-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
So here's the basic idea:

An old enemy from Haytham's past kidnaps Connor. (Or something, IDEK.)

Haytham finds out somehow (maybe a ransom note?) and realizes he can't rescue Connor by himself, but neither can he call upon his Templar lackeys for help for obvious reasons: Haytham should want Connor dead, because son or not, he is the Assassin that has mucked up all their plans. Also, his lackeys aren't all that competent as far as Haytham is concerned, and he wouldn't trust them with the important task of saving his son's life.

Haytham turns to the only person he can think of that would be willing to help him find Connor: Achilles. Because even though Achilles isn't very spry these days, he's still one devious BAMF.

Bonus Points:

-Lots of angry snark that slowly turns to teasing banter.

-Achilles and Haytham are both surprised to find out how well they work together. (As is Connor, when they finally get him back.)

-Achilles keeps calling Haytham "boy" and ordering him around. Haytham grudgingly goes along with it. (From what I understand, there's a 20+ age gap between them.)

-A recruit finds out and decides to help. Haytham and Achilles criticize their fighting/climbing/riding/whatever techniques behind their back.

-When they get Connor back, both Haytham and Achilles start freaking out on him, asking him why he wasn't more careful, how could he be so stupid and let someone get him, etc, etc. And Connor is all, "WTF?"

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This prompt is brilliant, hardcore seconding!!

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women do it better

(Anonymous) 2013-02-04 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fem!Haytham/Fem!Charles. Charles may think that Haytham is completely uninterested, but to the contrary - she just likes playing very hard to get. Charles, though a little ill at ease, finally decides to take the initiative. Bring on the smut.

Don't care about what you do with the names! Charlotte instead of Charles? Hayleigh instead of Haytham? Those only just come to mind; do whatever you want with 'em.

Bonus points:

- Subtle dirty talk on Haytham's end, testing Charles' resolve before she even goes in for any contact.

- Charles gets suddenly very aggressive and dominant when Haytham least expects it.

- Haytham loses all control and is very vocal.

Re: women do it better

(Anonymous) 2013-02-04 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh God, yes. YES. SECONDING!

The lack of women in this game made me cringe in agony because wtf Ubi, how am I supposed to have my daily dose of lesyay fics if there are no women???

Plus, this sounds incredibly hot.

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Time travel request

(Anonymous) 2013-02-04 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
There's this one drawing going around on tumblr, and the artist says something like having a weakness for those time travel clichés where the character (looking at another) kind of goes 'oh shit they got hot'.

Something like that.

Anyway, requesting Altaïr/Malik. Their young(er) selves get sent into the future that's somewhere a little bit post AC1 and they go a bit warm seeing the other guy's older version.

Bonus points if you make it unadulterated fluff (and totally PG).
Extra bonus points if future Altair&Malik are already a couple... and younger Altaïr&Malik get really embarrassed about it.

[FILL 1/?] Time travel request

(Anonymous) 2014-05-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
And so I continue to fill old prompts.

The POV switches between sections and goes in this order: novice!Altair, adult!Altair, adult!Malik, novice!Malik.

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Altair wasn't sure what happened. One moment he was walking on solid ground, then suddenly, in the space between his last step and his next, there was no ground beneath his feet.

He fell face first into the water with a splash.

He pushed himself out of the water, flailing wildly before falling onto his backside. Luckily the water wasn't so deep, only coming up to his shoulders when he sat up. (He hadn;t been able to stop the brief moment of panic because shit, he can't swim.)

He coughed, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand and his chest heaved as if he couldn't quite get anough air.

There's the sound of splashing, of someone walking in the water coming towards him and Altair cursed. So much for the hope that no one had seen that.

There's a hand on his elbow, clad in the black sleeves of a Dai's robe. Altair's eyes followed the line of the sleeve but didn't life his head much, only peeking up from under the edge of his grey novice hood...

...he stared. There was something familar about that face, but at the same time Altair was sure he'd have remembered it if they'd met. He wouldn't forget a face like that.

"Are you all right?"

At the question Altair looked down, further obscuring his face in the shadow of his hood.

"Yes." He answered curtly, pulling his arm away and scrambling to stand up. He reached up and tried to pull his hood lower, as he angled his body so he was looking away from the man, hoping he could hide the burning of his cheeks. All the while trying to make his motions look casual because it's bad enough that he's benn caught in such an embarrassing situation in the first place.

There is silence for a moment, then the sound of someone standing, and a warm chuckle that made Altair frown.

He glared at the man out of the corner of his eye, still mostly hidden by his hood, "What?" He asked, irritated but...oh. His smile is nice. Like, really, really nice and Altair could almost overlook the fact that it was at his expense.

Almost.

Before he can decide whether to be affronted or embarrassed, he was being turned around by the shoulder (not shoulders. There was only a hand on one) so he was facing the other way. Then the hand was one his back, pushing him to back towards the bank.

"Come, let's get back to dry land." The man remarked dryly and his voice was deep, but smooth and...fuck. Why was he acting like such a maiden? "I may not hate the water as the Grandmaster does, but I'd rather we dried our clothes before we catch our death's cold."

It was the mention of Al Mualim that had Altair looking over his shoulder. "Al Mualim doesn't like water?"

The man looked down at him, his mouth turned up in one corner in a smirk...then it faded into a frown and suddenly Altair realized why he was so familiar.

He looked an awful lot like Malik like this. Malik if he were older, perhaps. (And maybe if he smiled at Altair more instead of always scowling.)

The hand at his back dropped and, oddly enough, it was instincts that made Altair take a step back. The Dai looked at him with suspicion all of a sudden and it made Altair nervous.

He switched briefly to his Second Sight, confirming that, yes, the man did indeed glow blue. When the grey in the landscape faded away the look on the man's face had changed again.

It was still irritated, but his hand (his only one, Altair realized belatedly) moved to replace a throwing knife back into the folds of his robe and Altair stared for a moment, trying to remember when he'd drawn it.

"Tell me, novice." The voice was carefully blank and Altair could discern nothing from it, "What is your name?"

Altair squared his shoulders, "Altair Ibn-La'Ahad."

Not-Malik sighed and rubbed at the bridge of his nose as if Altair was causing him a headache, then said, as if in defeat, "Of course you are."

~ + ~

There was a novice at his desk.

Altair stood in front of his desk and stared.

It wasn't as if novices couldn't come up to the Mentor's table. In fact, Altair had made sure everyone knew that they were always free to come speak to him if they feel the need to.

Usually, though, they do not take a seat behind his desk, nor do they normally fall asleep in his chair with their head pillowed on their arms. On his desk.

So Altair wasn't entirely sure what to make of this. He walked over, standing at the front of the desk and watched the rise and fall of the novice's back for a few moments before reached out to shake him by his shoulder.

The novice grumbled sleepily and attempted to move away from the touch. It made Altair's mouth quirk up in a faint smile. It was similar to the response he got from Malik on occasion, but only when the man had was exhausted or felt it safe to sleep so deeply.

He shook the shoulder again, more firmly this time.

"Novice. Wake up."

There's a nother grumble, but this time the boy pushes off the table and lifts his head to blink at Altair blearily in a way that was so much like Malik those few times when he fell asleep at his desk that Altair couldn't help but stare.

Surely it wasn't possible...

The novice, unaware of Altair's scrutiny only glanced around, still not entirely awake.

"Kadar?" He asked, confused and, yes, there wasn't any doubt about it, it was Malik. But not his Malik, no.

"What sorcery is this?"

The novice straightened, snapping from half asleep to completely awake in snap. And, whatever trickery this was, it was a good one. Everything from the way the novice took stock of his surroundings immediately, to the way he watched Altair, wary and suspicious were all so vbery Malik...

...and Altair's eyes fell on the boy's left arm and it was whole and it made something tight lodge in his chest.

"Who are you?" Malik (but if he was here then where was his Malik? Did something happen?) asked, pushing the chair back so that he could stand and properly defend himself if it come to it, probably. "Why are you wearing the robes of the Mentor?"

Altair stared.

"...I'm not sure you'll believe me if I tell you."

~ + ~

Sitting just beyond the lake, Malik rubbed the bridge of his nose again and came to this conclusion: "This must be Altair's fault."

And at that, Altair, younger Altair, glared at him.

"I already told you--"

"That you do not know what happend." Malik interrupted with a wave of his hand, "I remember. I did not mean you. I meant my Altair."

The novice ducked his head at his words and Malik can't remember Altair ever acting this way to being dissmissed. Actually, when he thought about it, this younger Altair had been acting strange since they got out of the lake.

Like when Malik asked him to strip out of his tunics. The boy had spluttered and out-right refused, for some reason and Malik couldn't even begin to fathom. Surely Altair hadn't been this stupid and hard-headed as child.

"You will be warmer out of your wet clothes. There is no point in pretending you are not cold."

He laid the clothes as well as both their boots on the grass to dry in the sun and was about to do the same to his own Dai robes (only the edges of his robes and his pants were wet so it wasn't necessary, but his outer robes were heavy enough without the added weight of water adding to it.)

He'd paused though, when he noticed Altair shivering. He sighed, then walked back and draped his robes over Altair's shoulder and the boy had stared at him with wide eyes. Malik only raised a brow before arraning the wet ends of the dark robe so it was spread out.

And at some point, Altair had pulled the robes close and buried his face in them which was...odd, to say the least.

Maybe he's already caught a cold. It would certainly explain the flush in his cheeks.

With that in mind, Malik leaned over to place the back of his hand on Altair's forehead...only to have the boy jerk back.

"What are you doing!?"

Malik rolled his eyes. "I am checking for a fever. Now hold still..."

"I'm fine!" Altair snapped, pulling the black robes closer and scowled as he scooted back. Malik glared disapprovingly. If he went and sat on the wet ends, they'll never dry properly.

When he thinks about it, Alatiar might just be sullen at being caught in such an awkward way by his rival. Or future rival.

What a mess this situation was.

At least Altair had taken the news of the situation well enough. That was one thing to be thankful for. He was also thankful that Altair hadn't asked or lingered too long on his missing arm, though he wondered how much of it was actually due to consideration.

Either way, Malik would count his blessings.

Especailly since Altair was starting to fidget. Malik sighed. He never could sit still for very long.

He considered his options.

Walking back into the fortress to find the-Altair-who-is-most-likely-at-fault isn't something he wanted to try until their clothes were dry and he could walk Altair-who-is-wrapped-up-in-Malik's-robe with his hood on. Just in case anyone else notices the similarities.

But Altair is liable to do something stupid if they stay here doing nothing any longer.

He thinks about it before standing.

"Come, there is a sparring area that is usually empty this time of day."

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Malik required considerably more convincing, but Altair supposed he wasn't really surprised by that.

He had asked a series of incredibly shrewd questions, a few were traps, meant to trip Altair up. But Altair had answered all his questions, some more honestly than others. When questioned on that the only response he got was this one:

"There are some things you are better off not knowing yet, novice."

And it had rankled to be called a novice by Altair of all people no matter what his age, but before Malik could protest there was a hand ruffling his hair and the smile on Altair's face was so sincere in its apology that Malik just looked away with a short, 'tch'.

Still, when Malik was done grilling him, he was quiet for a moment and Altair left him to digest what he has learnt.

"It is strange to think of you as the Mentor." He cocked his head and frowned. "In fact, it is strange to think that you are Altair at all."

Which was an understatement. The Altair he knew certainly did not act like this man and his strange smiles and calm voice.

And Malik certainly couldn't remember any time he'd spoken to Altair in the past that didn't end in an argument or come to blows.

There is a secret smile on this Altair's face as he ducked his head.

"I have been told that I am not the man I once was."

Malik walked around the Mentor's desk, coming to the front. He had always wondered what Altair was hiding underneath his hood, and perhaps, being shorter than this man who claims to be Altair and yet acts nothing like his arrogant rival, had some uses after all.

Still, he hadn't expected to be allowed to walk right up and look into the man's face. He also didn't expect the expression he saw there, so fond and warm and yet sad that he felt his throat catch. He pursed his mouth, briefly worrying his bottom lip with his teeth before asking, wanting to know who that expression was for.

"By whom?"

"By many people, but the first one to say it had been you."

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Altair had agreed to a spar because he thought it would be a good distraction from...well. Malik. Except it wasn't Malik, exactly. (He could not bring himself to think of him as 'his' the way this Malik had so casually called the older Altair his.)

When he ended up on his back for the fifth time in a row, he had to wonder if this had been such a good idea after all.

Not because he was clearly out-classed (even if it was a blow to his pride), but because if he had found Malik attractive before, it was even worse now.

The Malik he knew was always very economical and precise with his movements. There were hardly ever any wasted movements, and his techniques were always clean and brutal, taking any advantage he can find and always thinking moves ahead and laying traps for his opponents.

The style this older Malik used was the same one and losing an arm doesn't seem to have affected his skills negatively. Age has refined the brutality of his strategies and all the rough edges in the way he fought had been sanded away until it was practically flawless. Altair suspected he was going easy on him, but it hardly mattered when he still won every single time, and usually within a few strikes.

He had taken Malik's already economic movements and pared it down even further and it was...it was brilliant.

Altair breathed in deeply as he stared up at the sky and he remembered the triumphant glint in Malik's eyes when he fell into his trap. He remembered how it made his mouth go dry right before an elbow was driven into his stomach.

Malik let out a quiet, 'tch.'

"Your footwork is sloppy. It has served you well enough so far, but you will find yourself in trouble one day if you don't correct it soon."

Altair grunted in lieu of giving a proper reply. For his insolence, Malik tossed his tunics and hood (now only slightly damp) onto his face.

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Traitor

(Anonymous) 2013-02-04 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Instead of hunting the Templar inner circle after he became an Assassin, Connor also becomes a Templar with the hopes of sabotaging them from the inside. For years, he earns their trust and camaraderie while ruining their plans and hunting down their agents as his Assassin alter ego. Until one day, he's finally caught and his assassins ties are revealed, the Templar inner circle believe death is too good for the traitor among them.

Would love to see:

* Devastated, pissed off Haytham. He was absolutely murderous when Church betrayed the Order, how would he react to the traitor being his own son?

* NonCon - would love either HaythCon, LeeCon, HickCon, or all three, or even if they give Connor over to sadistic lower tier Templar grunts while they sit back and observe

Re: Traitor

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this seconded so so hard!

Claiming!

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amazing artist!

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http://www.y-gallery.net/view/902798/ <-----Can someone please write a story about this pic? @_@ Its so freaking hot! I absolutely love this artist's work! (Make sure your logged into y-gallery.net to access the pic)

"Until it comes time for me to join you."

(Anonymous) 2013-02-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm sure we have all heard Connor's conversation with Achilles' grave by now so my request stems from that conversation. Towards the end he says "Goodbye, Old Man. Until it comes time for me to join you-- then I will bother you once again." What I want is for a heartbreaking, but still cute fic of Connor and Achilles meeting in the afterlife, maybe with Ziio with them, too.

I don't care what exactly happens during this meeting (no smut, though, please), I just want something that will make me cry and say aww at the same time.

Re: "Until it comes time for me to join you."

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I would like to write this! but would you mind if i tossed Haytham in? (also my spelling and grammar sucks, i'm so sorry!!!!)

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Crackfic time! Tourettes Guy!Haytham

(Anonymous) 2013-02-05 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
In which Haytham is The Tourettes Guy. Connor doesn't know what to think about his Dad yelling "Bob Saget!" and telling people to "Suck my dick...or cock!" (or any other funny line TG line/scene you can think of.)

Bonus points if Ziio appears as Shirlena, Tourettes Guy's ex-wife.

Extra Bonus points and my undying E-love: if this line is used somewhere, somehow:

"It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake!"

Altair/Maria slice of life raising the kids

(Anonymous) 2013-02-05 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hey kink meme!

I was wondering if we can get some Altair/Maria raising Darim and Sef just simple slice of life. Be it modern or back in Masyaf just anything with them raising the kids.

If it's back in Masyaf times I would love it if the other assassins make small bets on this and that of them, help altair when maria isn't around, vice versa, just one big brotherhood family! (also maybe altair did something to upset the wife and was left sleeping in the stables or is seen coming out of malik's room and everyone knows shit went down ahaha)

I also wouldn't mind uncle malik and baby tazim too ;3;

Anyway, thanks! If yes I will be happy to make some art fills -u-

Re: Altair/Maria slice of life raising the kids

(Anonymous) 2013-02-07 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
i need this with a burning passion omfg

Alliances

(Anonymous) 2013-02-05 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
I loved the Colonial Templars before you learned they were Templars, especially Johnson and Pitcairn. So what if Connor decided not to kill them, believing them sincere in their pursuit for peace but just failed when it came to diplomacy, and probably convinced both of them to a truce while isolating them from the other Templars. Johnson probably convinces Connor to spare Hickey, and they all team up with a shocked!Haytham in hunting down Church... meanwhile, poor Charles is left in the dark as Connor steals his Templar brothers from him.

Re: Alliances

(Anonymous) 2013-02-05 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! I'd love see some Connor being convincing. You know he'd never give up.

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Genderbend AU

(Anonymous) 2013-02-05 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
We've seen Altair-is-a-girl-in-disguise, we've seen Malik-is-a-girl-in- disguise, and we've seen both of them are girls in disguise.... how about some Kadar is a girl in disguise- hence why Malik is so over protective and nervous about Kadar's obvious hero worship?

ending up being Malik/Altair (or vice versa) with slashfan Kadar would be awesome

Kill Bill xover, Connor is the Bride

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
No idea how, but it strikes Anon that Connor, as an Assassin, hunting down Templars one by one is really, really similar to the dynamics (though not quite the plot) of Kill Bill.

Re: Kill Bill xover, Connor is the Bride

(Anonymous) 2013-02-21 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
This is amazing.

For some reason the first thing that came to my mind was the one where Beatrix is already in the church and Bill comes in and she introduces him to everyone else as her father rather than her actual lover and how amusing it would be if you changed Kiddo for Connor and Bill for Haytham.

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Eagle Assassins AU

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, you know how most of Desmond's ancestors (at least the ones we know) had some sort of name related to the eagle, or some large bird of prey? What if, when they died, they were reincarnated for the purpose of helping aid Desmond further in his life, even if that life was in another universe where Templars/Assassins didn't exactly exist? One where Desmond worked at a bird shelter, and his biggest threat was his enemies wanting to get in his pants and possibly manipulate him so they could make all the pretty rare birds into pretty pelts for money instead?

Basically: Altair, Ezio and Conner get reincarnated in a different universe where Desmond is not an assassin but a bird healer, and they have to protect the boy from various suitors (aka Templars)in order to keep him from being manipulated into selling the place where he works and letting them kill all the rare, endangered birds for pelts and money. I'm hoping for more family fluff than anything, since they are birds and all, but I guess if you think you can make slash work... go for it? Maybe you could throw some Shaun/Des in here with the eagle boys playing matchmaker or something, if you really want it to be slash.

Bonus points if:

*The shelter shuts down at one point and most of the birds have to be transferred to various other shelters, the exceptions being Altair, Ezio and Conner, who come home with Desmond and basically roost with him, keeping the baddies out of his bed.

*Ezio flirts with the female birds in the shelter. (Extra points if he ends up a father again.)

*The assassin fathers/brothers are in the story, and they at some point come in to the bird shelter and feel a strong sense of deja-vu looking at a certain bird (Giovanni with Ezio, for example, Haytham with Conner, etc) and that bird willingly hops out and lets that person pet/touch them.

Super extra points if while living with Desmond, the boys see him wake up with bed-hair and attempt to "groom" him the way birds do, only to fail badly.

It's a silly idea but hopefully someone will take a shot at it.

Re: Eagle Assassins AU

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my, this sounds like tons of fun. I tried to think what sort of birds they would be. For one, maybe they should all be eagles?
Altair could be Steppe Eagle
Ezio - the Bonelli's Eagle
and Connor - obviously a Bald Eagle (plus it fits perfectly to his character)
If you have any other ideas, please lets me know. I think I might try my hand at this.

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Bleeding Effect is good for you

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
uuugh. This will not leave my head and I have a file full of half-finished fic and fills that I really want to be working on, so I'm leaving it out on the table for people to

Prompt: fighting the bleeding affect is what makes the subjects crazy. The more Desmond accepts it, the less dangerous it becomes; and the more it balances out, leaving him able to be both himself, Altair and Eizo all at the same time.
No one else thinks so, getting more and more worried about him.

pairings up to the author

Thank you for your consideration and I hope this sparks someone else.

Connor, say hello to your step-mother !

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I have an image stuck in my head that won't leave me alone and I know it's your fault anons ! Now, who gave me this stupid idea of Charles in a frilly apron ? I want names !

(And a crack!Fill...).


tl;dr : CHARLES LEE. IN AN APRON. doing motherly things like cooking meals and not poisoning them for Haytham and Connor. Idek.

Re: Connor, say hello to your step-mother !

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
AHA YES PLEASE

this prompt is just too perfect

Malfatto/Il Lupo

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that quite many people seems to have forgotten the old and very first multiplayer characters from AC Brotherhood.
I did not! After all this time I still love the couple Malfatto+Il Lupo, even if they are really just tiny random characters. I have invented so many ff about them but I also want to hear some of you, so please tell me some of yours :D

Maria/Altair/Malik

(Anonymous) 2013-02-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
this anon has finally come out to the world as a transexual, so he really wants to request a altmarmal fic! you can pick any of these prompts, but super bonus and all my children (all of them) for anyone who combines them all without crackiness, although it is very appreciated

stolen from my blog and changed a little ;3c

maria is basically a pimp
maria is in a poly-amorous relationship
maria always tops
maria and malik have a friendly sexual rivalry for altair
maria and malik gang up on altair
maria had three children: two to altair and one to malik
maria is a voyeur to the max
maria liked to the two men so yeah why the fuck not
maria finds altair and malik oil wrestling really hot
altair is always botttom/sandwich middle

either/or:
maria knew the two men liked each other, so she made them go on a date with her and set up a plan to share Altair
maria knew that the two men liked her so they set up a plan to share her

this anon is kind of depressed so happiness and sexual relations would very much help!

Re: Maria/Altair/Malik

(Anonymous) 2013-02-07 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
OOO! Seconded! It's rare to see my OT3 pop on the meme.

I vote that Altair/Malik come up w/ a plan to share Maria, and are surprised/shocked when Maria tops the hell out of them. >:D

(I'm sorry you're depressed, OP...I wish I had the skillz to fill this for you. At the most, I can help any potential writeanons w/ plots/etc. I'm good at making bunnies multiply apparently.)

DLC!Connor/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-02-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
In honour of the DLC coming out, How about some Connor on Connor action?

Re: DLC!Connor/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-02-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded! And if this isn't filled by the time the DLC is out, I'll have a go at it myself. ;)

multiplayer!prompt

(Anonymous) 2013-02-07 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Caleb Garret (Sharpshooter) and Eleanor Mallow (Redcoat): strictly physical, but obsessive about their hurried, shameless trysts together.

Can be a drabble, chapter fic or simple one-shot. I just want to see some desperate, violent smut between them. Maybe even with a side-pinch of Assassin-Templar hate while they're at it!

Monthly visits

(Anonymous) 2013-02-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Modern AU with fem!Conner having her first menstrual cycle. Her mother died in childbirth, and so was unable to inform Conner about the 'monthly visits' she would have to expect the older she got. Cue embarrassed/horrified Conner, who upon seeing the mess when she wakes up, believes she's dying/she's going to bleed out all over the place. Haytham comes in upon hearing his daughter's hysterics, sees the mess on the sheets and her and puts two and two together.

I'm thinking oddly sympathetic Haytham for this one. I'm not saying he doesn't have to be snarky, but maybe make it so that he sympathizes on some level, and maybe even has a few remedies to help her with the pain (tea, a warm pillow to drape over her abdomen for the cramps, etc).

Basically, fatherly Haytham explains what a period is in absence of fem!Conner's mother and the two get a nice bonding experience out of it.

Re: Monthly visits

(Anonymous) 2013-02-09 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded; this is an adorable idea.

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Haytham/Charles or Clipper/Connor, body swap

(Anonymous) 2013-02-07 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
As we all know, Clipper and Charles idolise and adore their respective mentors. Everybody can see their totally obvious, visible from space crushes... that is, everybody except said mentors. One day they switch bodies. (How? Er... apple shenanigans, maybe? We haven't had an apple shenanigans fic in a while...)

So Charles or Clipper is initially delighted and has tons of fun in his new body, until it sinks in that this might be permanent, and his mentor isn't exactly happy with this turn of events, for whatever reason. (Ziio? The Homesteaders and Achilles? Connor's village? IDK) Their research into how to switch back isn't really getting anywhere. So he tries to make his mentor happy, eventually resorting to more ~romantic~ and ~sexual~ means, and ends up eventually having sex with said mentor, possibly due to a lot of alcohol.

Bonus: The method of switching back is so cliched or obvious it was overlooked immediately and both men are just like "holy shit why did we not think of that".

Super mega ultra bonus: If somehow you can fit both pairings in. Maybe Connor finds a super obscure Piece of Eden, and Haytham is all "DOn'T TOUCH THAT YOU WILL REGrET IT THE DAMN THiNG CAUSED THE BEST STRANGEST TRIPPIEST WORST SIX MoNTHS OF MY LIFe!!" but Connor ignores him and takes it anyway, only to have to come running to daddy dearest when things go awry?

Re: Haytham/Charles or Clipper/Connor, body swap

(Anonymous) 2013-02-08 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see this!