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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Assassin's Creed/Merlin BBC crossover

(Anonymous) 2013-03-29 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
As title says!

Throughout the hole scene with Connor in prison, I've been thinking about how Mason Weems looks soooo much like Merlin from the BBC show(Their names even start with an "M" too!). I'm a bit sad we never got to see how Connor pays back Mason for helping him so OP would like to see Connor convincing Washington to free Mason and Mason gets to meet Washington! :D Cue hero worship!

As it is a cross over, OP wants Mason to actually be Merlin and that he is waiting for Arthur who he believes is Washington in this life.

- Bonus points for Washington/Mason(Merlin)!

- Extra Bonus points for Washington really being reincarnated Arthur!

- Extra EXTRA Bonus points for plot twist at the end! :D

Re: Assassin's Creed/Merlin BBC crossover

(Anonymous) 2013-03-30 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooh secoded!

Fanart request

(Anonymous) 2013-03-29 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
This op would love to see a piece of Alatir, Ezio, Desmond and Connor dressed up in gothic clothing ^-^ They can be altogether as a group or just singular. Afterall, the only thing sexier than an assassin is a gothic assassin :3 *squees* ^_^

Protocreed Alex/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2013-03-29 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Alex/Desmond

Desmond is some kind of magnet to Bad Weather's sleaziest customers; though admirers have seem to thin out lately... Alex is that scary hooded guy that refuses to be served by anyone but Desmond, and is always there when he's on shift.

I would be beyond happy if anon could squeeze in some rough public sex :D Dub or non. I leave the anon to fill in all the blanks

Re: Protocreed Alex/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
SECOND!

Needs more Protocreed up in here. ;n;

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Single Father Haytham

(Anonymous) 2013-03-29 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
How bout a fic based on this (http://tinyurl.com/c92px8v) picture? °^°

Re: Single Father Haytham

(Anonymous) 2013-03-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww!! I want! I want I want!! <3

AU High School Prom

(Anonymous) 2013-03-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Don't know if this has been requested but anon came up with an awesome prompt of some high school AU of prom night. Everybody asking out their respective popular OTPS (I definitely want ALTMAL or I'll rip your arm off, no pun intended) I want the characters to be crowned King/Queen, Prince/Princess, Knight/Lady, jester/courtesan(?) you know that typical prom-night stuff even adding in student stereotypes.

Oh, and you can't forget the DRAMA! Like "Hey, you're suppose to be my date" or "Who's going to the after party?" or "Let's spike the fruit punch", rival school football team crashing the party, jealously from the crowned King/Prince/Knight/Jester's date when he dances a slow song with the crowned Queen/Princess/Lady/Courtesan. Anything else I left out? Hmmm...

I wouldn't mind mini-fills from random anons to join in on this. Also Multiplayer characters are welcomed also.

Re: AU High School Prom

(Anonymous) 2013-03-31 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED SO HARD LIKE A BEAST I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS

William is a good father

(Anonymous) 2013-03-30 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
In the games, William is sort of detached from his son. They don't really have what most of us would call a "working relationship". But I read somewhere on Tumblr that Assassin parents were actually very gentle, kind loving people because they always knew that this time might be the last chance to see their children.

So I'd like to apply that to William. I'd like to see William actually loving Desmond like a father, caring about him and not just sending him out on his own. Maybe he's one of those fathers that has trouble expressing his emotions in words, and has to work at it a little bit to put his feelings into actual words and explain why he does what he does.

Re: William is a good father

(Anonymous) 2013-04-06 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS. Please, someone fill this, because I'm so sick of all the William hating that goes on in here. :C

Fill for Old Prompt- Dark!Ezio

(Anonymous) 2013-03-31 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/438.html?thread=625334#cmt625334

Reposted from Part 1:

Ezio has been corrupted by the Apple. He takes what he wants and doesn't care for the consequences. And in this case he wants Leonardo.

Warning! Dubcon ahoy!

The Burden of Wisdom Part 1

(Anonymous) 2013-03-31 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo smiled widely as the door opened to reveal one of his oldest friends.

“Ezio, my friend, it has been too long.” He threw his arms open wide, welcoming him into a warm embrace.

“Leonardo, I have been busy of late, but it is a wonder you should call me friend at all neglecting you for so long.”

“Come. I am sure you have been busy at your duties; I am only happy you could spare a moment for me.”

Leonardo cast about desperately, searching for a bare surface he could offer as a seat. Parchments and figurines littered every available surface. He blushed slightly, “You must excuse the mess, Ezio. I was not expecting company.”

Ezio did not answer immediately; he seemed to be looking for something, scanning the workshop carefully, glancing out the window.

“But where is Salai? I had thought he kept you company as you worked at least?”

If there was an edge to Ezio’s tone, Leonardo ignored it; Ezio had never seemed to care much for Salai and Leonardo had always done his best not to aggravate him.

“I am sure he is probably drinking or gambling, whatever else a young man may get up to in a city like this. I’m sure you can think of a few things, yes?”

Ezio closed the shutter firmly, “Yes.”

Leonardo’s bright smile faded, cautiously he stepped forward to lay a gentle hand on his friend’s shoulder. He could feel the muscles tense and release beneath his hand and wished- not for the first time- he could convince Ezio to stand in as a model for one of his sketches. So much for lost opportunities, the Master Assassin himself would never dabble in such affairs.

“Ezio, what is it? You seem troubled.”

“Not at all. I am more lighthearted now than I have been in some time.”

“You have received good news then?”

Leonardo stepped away slowly, there was something about Ezio today that had him ill at ease. The hairs on the back of his neck were standing straight up and he could feel a growing pit of fear in his gut.

Every movement seemed sharper, his eyes more shadowed than even those dark days following the death of his family. When he strode toward the door Leonardo gathered his courage and spoke once more, swallowing to wet his dry throat.

“You would not leave so soon?”

“No, Leonardo. I will not be leaving.” Ezio slammed the bar in place over the door with a stunning finality, resting his head against the sturdy oak of the lintel, shoulders heaving with his deep breaths.

“You are not ill?” His voice was unnaturally loud in the hush. Come to it, Ezio did seem fevered; his face had darkened with a hectic flush and his hands trembled so that Leonardo could see it when Ezio turned back to him.

“Ill. There is a word for it. Yes, I am ill.”

Ezio stepped toward him and Leonardo fell back, feeling a little too like a deer confronted by a wolf in its own peaceful home. He licked his lips and Ezio groaned softly.

“You have been at the Apple again, haven’t you? Ezio, that is the tool of madness; you are better to avoid it.”

“There is much to be learned from it.”

“In much wisdom is much grief, and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.”

Another step, a mocking laugh, arms thrown wide Ezio gestured to the room around them. “Then you must be a sorrowful man indeed, my friend.”

Leonardo cringed when the stool behind him clattered to the floor, scattering papers everywhere. Glancing nervously at Ezio, he knelt to gather them, piling them haphazardly in his arms. Somehow on his knees like this he felt too vulnerable, like at any moment-

Leonardo gasped as a rough hand twined in his golden hair, pulling his head back to bare his vulnerable throat, forcing him to look up into the eyes of his most trusted friend.

“Why do you shrink from me, Leonardo?” That soft voice caressed his name as though it were the most delicate porcelain, the tone sent a shiver of fear and arousal slithering up his spine. He felt his breath growing shallow and suddenly his head seemed too light for his body.

“You are not yourself, Ezio. I cannot name this mood that has taken you.”

“I am more myself than I have ever been. You think this is a mere caprice? No.”

Ezio swooped down, catching his lips in a brutal kiss. Leonardo tried to twist away, but Ezio’s fingers fisted in his hair to pull him closer, teeth scraping at his lower lip demandingly.

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Braddock/Charles

(Anonymous) 2013-03-31 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
So one thing I noticed about Braddock was that he seemed to be kind of possessive of Charles, what with the way he was so pissed about having to let Haytham use him and the way he demanded Charles return to him. And, noticing that, I got to thinking-- what if there was something going on between them that made Braddock jealous of Haytham? Or maybe Braddock had feelings for/lusted after Charles and the feelings were not mutual, making him even more jealous.

Really, the circumstances don't matter. I just want smut involving Charles and Braddock.

Re: Braddock/Charles

(Anonymous) 2013-03-31 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding this!! I'd love to see this filled.

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altmal au

(Anonymous) 2013-03-31 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Altair and Malik sitting in the cinema when suddenly theres an erotic scene in the movie. Altair gets a boner because the two people in the scene remind him of malik and himself. Then he tries to dirty talk to malik who just wants to see the damn movie.
You can decide how it ends :3
if altair gets a handjob or if they fuck n the toilet or if he's left with his boner xD or whatever idea you have.

Re: altmal au

(Anonymous) 2013-03-31 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
ME GUSTA MUCHO!!!! *grabby hands*

Okay this prompt is a little weird.

(Anonymous) 2013-04-01 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
So, I want altmal fuck buddies. BUT. I don't want it to be really hot and steamy and they're secretly in love with each other.

I want their sex to be mediocre at best, no fireworks or melting into puddles of lust. I want them to be having sex because in 1191 you couldn't just go to a gay bar.

I want them to love each other as brothers, but not as lovers. They merely satisfy a mutual desire.

And I don't want this to be like a... they're both super hungry for sex all the time kind of thing. I want this to be something they do once or twice a year, every other month at most.

Bonus points if:
[ ] Whoever's on bottom DOES NOT ORGASM FROM PENETRATION.
[ ] The story is sexually explicit, but not intended to arouse the reader.

Extra bonus if:
[ ] The bottom doesn't come while being penetrated at all, and either manually stimulates themselves afterwards, or is manually stimulated by the top before or after.

Re: Okay this prompt is a little weird.

(Anonymous) 2013-04-01 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is interesting. I secondeded for the secretly in love part and making me giggle with the mediocre sex!

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Desmond, Altair, and Ezio fight for Connor's Virginity

(Anonymous) 2013-04-01 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio calls a meeting with Altair and Desmond, because its brought to his attention that Connor MAYBE(MOST LIKELY) a virgin.

THAT, in Ezio's eyes is unacceptable, and as his best friend, Ezio believes he should be the one to deflower Connor. Altair just scoffs at him, stating Connors virginity should be left to someone older and more mature...meaning himself. Thus there's an argument and race to be Connor's first.

Desmond is the only sane mind here, and is the only one fighting for Connor's virtue. He even teams up with Haythem to sabotage Altair and Ezio.


Connor finds out and is like wtf? Who said it he was a virgin? Also, Connor has had a crush on one of them for some time.

Fill Desmond, Altair, and Ezio fight for Connor's Virginity P1

(Anonymous) 2013-04-28 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio, Altair and Desmond were all sitting on the couch watching TV while Connor was showering in their apartment they all shared.
"Does it ever wonder you why Connor still hasent lost his virginity?" said Desmond trying to make conversation.
"WHAT!" shouted Ezio in shock "CONNORS A VIRGIN!?" shouted Ezio.
"remember he's in the shower!" said Altair pointing at the bathroom door a smirk formed on Ezio's face as he had an idea "maybe......what if I helped him" he responded. All they done was roll their eyes at how Ezio it sounded like "I mean I have had more experiance than you two believe me he would be screaming my name through these walls" smirked Ezio thinking about it in his head.

"seriously Ezio he's not going to go for you I mean you would just go rough with him and you probably laugh when you see a pair of boobs imagine how you would react if you saw Connors cock. It obvious he would want to have sex with someone more mature and older meaning me" scoffed Altair
. "come on guys why the rush maybe he dosent want to lose it yet and besides if he did he wouldn't go for any of us he would prefair someone else" huffed Desmond.

"Do you have a deal the winner gets Connor's virginity" said Ezio as he held out his hand "Your on" responded Altair as he shook his hand.

Modern AU! All Assassin dads trying to teach Haytham how to be a proper father

(Anonymous) 2013-04-01 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's been established to those who have played the games that Haytham is the least perfect father that a child would look up to. I'm thinking a modern AU where, Haytham is best friends with fathers Altair, Giovanni, and William Miles, (all of which have expertise with children unlike Haytham). Haytham recently found about Ziio's death (they were divorced) and is trying to make amends with his 10-year old son Connor, while failing miserably due to his heeding of his friends' advices.

Re: Modern AU! All Assassin dads trying to teach Haytham how to be a proper father

(Anonymous) 2013-04-01 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
William. Miles. You are joking, right? If there's a worse dad than Haytham it's William.

artist!Desmond

(Anonymous) 2013-04-01 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond is a self taught artist, and he's *good*. He sold his art while on the run to supplement whatever job he could get. Turns out, his art becomes really, really popular - but nobody really knows who the artist is because Desmond was moving around too often. And that actually makes his art even more valuable to collectors.

Desmond, now going stir crazy while not in the animus, begins to doodle on random scraps of paper and the like (mostly of the team when they're not looking). Shawn, who is a major fanboy for Desmond's art, begins to notice the doodles and catches Desmond drawing one night. Cue smexings (and Shawn eventually getting Desmond art stuff).

Bonus points for Desmond to have a crush on Leonardo. (Who wouldn't?)

Re: artist!Desmond

(Anonymous) 2013-04-03 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally seconding this. Desmond truly does seem the sort to have a secret hobby that could potentially be painting, an adorable secret at that. I would personally fill this but I'm terrible when it comes to fanfiction.

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(ex-)President Washington vs King Washington

(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
George Washington just wanted to retire quietly to his pretty little estate at Mount Vernon. He didn't want (or expect) for some doppelganger dickwad to come along and start wrecking absolutely everything. It's a very unwelcome surprise when he realises there's some nutter with an Apple of Eden doing God-Knows-What to New England.

Clearly he can't just sit by as some guy destroys everything he and his comrades have worked so hard for. This 'King George' is going down.

...yeah, IDK either, I just want to see the 'real' Washington fighting the DLC Washington.

Re: (ex-)President Washington vs King Washington

(Anonymous) 2013-04-03 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I'm very tempted to fill this! Be on the lookout.

Conhayth

(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
http://sass-ass-in-my-ass.tumblr.com/private/45361002713/tumblr_mj65giVAQF1qldo82
I want a fic about this picture. It would be awesome if Haytham somehow finds out that Connor loves to wear women lingerie and teases then he teases Connor about it, but is very turned on and they end up having sex

Re: Conhayth

(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
seconded! we need more lingerie live around here, and men coming in their panties.

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Johnson/Hickey, first meeting

(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically, I just want something on how Johnson and Hickey met, and maybe what made Hickey stick around. Smut would of course be wonderful, but I'm fine with gen as well.

For Services Rendered (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2013-04-08 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
The first time William met Thomas Hickey, Hickey was being fucked (very vigourously and enthusiastically) by a young lady with her skirts up around her hips and one of her stockings tied around Thomas’s wrists.

“You’re lovely, you are,” Hickey said, and then, “Oh, hullo. Not you, but you’re not bad, either.”

“Pardon me,” William said, and closed the door.

The second time William met Thomas Hickey, Hickey was once again being fucked, this time by a no less enthusiastic blacksmith (his profession evident not only from the definition of his musculature as he held Thomas down over a table, but also by the apron still hanging crookedly from his hips).

“Wait your turn,” Hickey said cheerfully.

“Pardon me,” William said, once again, and closed the door.

The third time William met Thomas Hickey, Hickey was caught between two bodies in bed, and though William could not discern exactly whose limbs belonged to who, it was unlikely that they were merely attempting to change the bedsheets through extremely unorthodox means.

“Come to join the party?” Hickey said, lifting a hand from the tangle in greeting.

“Pardon me,” William said, and didn’t bother to close the door, and definitely didn’t think about the invitation later.

(William thought that he ought to know better at this point. Unfortunately, all roads in the colonies, at least those for unusual requests, led not to Rome, but, in some especially stubborn twist of cruel fate, to Thomas Hickey. William would have been impressed, if he wasn’t begging his contact to know if there was anyone—anyone, up to and including particularly communicative beasts—else that he could do business with.)

The fourth time William met Thomas Hickey, Hickey was fully clothed and not currently fucking anyone nor being fucked, which made William wonder for a moment if, statistically speaking, he had managed to hit only behavioural outliers in his previous encounters. Somehow, he doubted it.

“You look damned familiar,” Hickey said, arranging his face into a frown of deep concentration in a manner that suggested that every facial muscle had to be awoken out of its drunken stupor with the most infinite reluctance. “Have we met?”

“I’ve just got one of those faces, perhaps,” William said, sitting down and angling his chair such that the cross-breeze from the window wafted away enough of the alcohol-laden air that he didn’t accomplish immediate intoxication through mere proximity.

“Ahh, maybe,” Hickey said. He shrugged, but there was a curl to his smirk that says that perhaps, he did remember, and that perhaps there was a reason that the man seemed to be connected to every person in the colonies in three degrees or less. Aside from the obvious paternity issues and possible venereal diseases.

When William pushed a list of items across the table—nothing exceptionally outrageous, but all things that would normally take a few months, on the inside, to obtain from England—Hickey squinted at it, mouthing the words, and then flicked the paper back at him.

“Would you like to keep it as a reminder? You seem to be a busy man,” William offered, but Hickey, either blissfully obvious to the implied message or far too used to single-entendres, shook his head.

“Got it all riiiight here,” he said, tapping his temple and then spreading his hands for dramatic effect. (A feat which William thought would have resulted in Hickey toppling over, but the man seemed to operate on an particularly adaptable internal gyroscope.) “Don’t you worry your pretty head, Mr. Johnson, it’s safe as houses.”

Needless to say, William was not especially comforted by this assurance when it was accompanied with a prompt, heartfelt reunion with a new mug of ale and no immediate evidence that there was work afoot, and resigned himself to receiving an partial selection of items only tenuously related to the initial list.

A week later, however, he got a message through a convoluted series of contacts that said that his items were ready for him, if he so wished. (“That’s unusually quick for him, too,” his landlady said as she passed on the message when she brought up his afternoon tea. “You must be quite the charmer, Mr. Johnson.” William wasn’t sure if this was a compliment or professional envy, considering that he was reasonably sure that she was running some sort of china-smuggling ring.)

“Threw in a tea cosy and a salt cellar as an added bonus,” Hickey said proudly when William sat down in the same grungy tavern. “A first-time customer kind of thing.”

“Thank... you?” William said, cradling the cosy-wrapped cellar in the crook of his arm and trying not to think too hard about their provenance.

“You’re quite welcome, Mr. Johnson,” Hickey said, bowing ostentatiously over the table in a way that gave William concern for his balance again.

The salt cellar was possibly the ugliest thing that William has ever had the unfortunate chance of possessing, a monstrosity with an exuberance of cherubs and roses spilling over its sides, but it sat on his desk long enough that he started keeping his sealing wax in it to justify its presence; nonetheless, he made it clear that he did not need extra items when he next met Hickey. The man seemed to take that as a challenge, if anything, and William’s landlady began to look forward to the reliable appearance of ever more outlandish items that William had to pass on to her.

(Hickey, perhaps, was a little like the ugly saltcellar that sat on your desk for a very long time and persisted in being useful in unexpected ways that, in time, wore you down and made you bizarrely fond of it, while still being conscious of the fact that it was still an exceptionally ugly salt cellar.)

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Monster Assassins

(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The assassins in Desmond's bloodline are secretly monsters. Not in the vampire way, or incubus way, or werewolf way, or the 'psychotic human' way. They're monsters, horrifying hulking inhuman beasts with massive fangs and claws. They can disguise their nature, appear human, but sometimes, they simply enjoy letting their real forms out to play.

Wanna see a sort of Beauty and the Beast-esque story where the assassin-of-choice's love interest discovers what they really are and, despite being absolutely pants-wettingly terrified, loves them anyway. Can eventually lead to smut, but really want the focus of the story should be on monstrous assassin and love interest slowly learning to trust/care for them.

Bonus points for:
* Love interest talking monster!assassin out of a bloody berserker rage
* Sex with assassin in mid-transformation getting creative with claws and tail

Desperation/Wetting

(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really mind the scenario (though I have some ideas), but I think we need more AC pants-wetting porn stuff.
My favourite pairings are AltMal, Altair/Kadar, Malik/Kadar, DesShaun, and ConHayth. It doesn't have to be a pairing though, it can just be a single character. I'm really not picky.
If you want scenario ideas, maybe Malik has a hard time getting undressed to pee after he loses his arm?
Or Altair has to hide in a roof garden a bit too long and can't hold on?
Those are what I can think of, but writeranon should really just do whatever they want.
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Re: Leonardo +Caterina Sforza: You Don't Fuck With Leo's Friends

(Anonymous) 2013-04-03 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Dammit, I thought I hit Anonymous. It must have changed me back when I re-did Captcha. Apologies, mods, is it possible to delete? Or should I leave it there?

Leo + Caterina Sforza: You Don't Fuck With Leonardo's Friends

(Anonymous) 2013-04-03 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I want Leonardo to meet with Caterina. Maybe they are both in the Castel Sant'Angelo before Ezio breaks the lady out, maybe it's after all the Bro'hood shit, I don't mind.

And I want Leo to basically tell Caterina that whether she wants him or not, Ezio is *not* her fucktoy, and she can't just go around breaking Ezio's heart. Caterina thinks Ezio's just a total flirt and really good shag, and laughs Leo's warnings off.

Then she rides off into the sunset yelling "Vittoria agli Assassini!" and Ezio starts moping. And Leo is NOT. PLEASED. Cue shenanigans and revenge.

Haytham/Ziio - fluff

(Anonymous) 2013-04-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon is in need of some major fluff between Haytham and Ziio with a lot of loving touches, kissing and so on. <3
(slow, sweet sex would be nice too but is up to you)

Re: Haytham/Ziio - fluff

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh seconded!! I'd love to see more fluff with these two; they obviously did like each other a lot before things went sour

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Recruits

(Anonymous) 2013-04-03 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I love these guys. So I would like to request just something with silliness and banter and friendship among the six assassins you can get in the game. Or an orgy, I don't mind, I just need my fix of the Colonial Brotherhood.

(Feel free to put in your own headcanons. Maybe Duncan and Stephane are very vitriolic friends, always bickering. Jacob might have a fondness for dogs. Jamie strikes me as something of a card shark for some reason?)

Re: Recruits

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh this needs to be filled.
There isn't enough stuff for the recruits at all

Ancestors x Dez. Intro to modern life

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
There's not enough Ancestor x Descendent in this meme for my liking.

Altair, Ezio, Connor, Haytham, and Edward are now in the present with Desmond, and are here to stay. Its now Desmond's job to introduce and teach his ancestors about the modern world...with some intense ancestor x descendent f--king session on the side.

Of course its hard taking care of five men, things are bound to go wrong, and they do. One particular event gets the ancestors sick and bound to their beds, well everyone besides Connor cause he's kinda like the teachers pet.


Desmond isn't happy and decides to punish them by having sex with Connor in front of them. The other ancestors are bound, sick, and now are hard.


Notes!!!!!:
Edward Kenway - I want him in there, that is non-negotiable.
Haytham - This is tricky since he is a templar, maybe he just decided to give up fighting and is just a happy prisoner?
Connor - He would totally be the teachers pet, always following Desmond's orders to the letter.
Altair & Ezio - The instigators of trouble along with Edward.

Re: Ancestors x Dez. Intro to modern life

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded
This needs to happen, this is non-negotiable

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Achilles and Connor - Werewolf AU

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
So, recently I had a dream about teen!Connor trying to help these animals out after a huge rainstorm and Achilles being all fatherly to him and since then I've really, really wanted to read more fics with these two, especially showing the father-son-like side of their relationship. Sadly, there isn't a lot for them, as people tend to focus on Haytham (who's great and all, but there's just so much of the two!)

Anyways, to add to it a friend of mine and I were discussing Werewolf AUs and the one we spent the most time talking about went like this:

Werewolves exist but they aren't very common and are obviously very hated. Haytham was one and passed that onto Connor genetically. Achilles is well aware of what Haytham is, so he worries that the 14 year old who came to train with him is one (he is, of course, right in the end).

The werewolves in this AU have some healing powers, but can still die. They can transform whenever they wish and take the form of large wolves. Fur colour is based on natural hair colour and the eyes stay the same. They can also be in an "inbetween state" i.e. fangs, claws, wolf ears and tails, ect in a more human form, especially when they get emotional and have a hard time controlling it.

They also have a strong sense of bloodlust, which is one reason why they are hated. Weaker werewolves succumb to it easily and become nothing more than monsters. Even stronger ones, like Haytham, will sometimes forget who is friend and foe when fighting and kill everything in their path. This is especially bad on fullmoons, which agitates them. They still have a weakness to silver, though.

Now, werewolves can change whenever they want but it can be a hard to skill to master. Connor's not so great at changing back once in wolf form, nor is he great at suppressing his emotions to keep from changing to the inbetween state and sometimes even all the way.

Connor's wolf state is very dog-like in demeanor unless he means business. He also looks more like a mutt than a fullbred wolf. Also, his wolf-from grows with him, meaning that when he is a teenager, it's not a full grown dog yet.

Connor tries to keep it a secret from everyone, even Achilles, but the old man finds out one day when Connor has a hard time turning back from is wolf form.

Anyways, Achilles has to learn to deal with a werewolf who isn't very wolf like due to never being around another of his kind. They also do some father-son stuff as they train Connor to be an assassin, but it's obvious that Achilles is worried Connor is going to kill someone he cares about.

Bonus points for:

*Haytham appearing but not having a huge role. I do want this to be mainly about Connor and Achilles.

*Charles gets Haytham to bite him and turn into a werewolf himsef ((extra points if it didnt work out right and here's a were-pomeranian. Obviously he spends a lot of time hanging out with his dogs and Haytham regrets it. He also can't tell werepom Charles apart from his other black pomeranians, with the exception of the eyes.))

*Different people, such as the homesteaders, the assassin recruits, the revolutionists, or crew members of the Aquila find out about Connor's little secret and react in their own way.

*Connor does end up accidentally killing someone (perhaps a revolutionist?) and Achilles realises he has to put Connor down lest he murder another innocent, even though Achilles doesn't want to end his life and makes it known even as he tries to. (something like "I'm sorry, Connor."?)

*Following onto that, Connor could possibly even survive it - a slit throat maybe? - and then he gets a scar reminding him the weight he holds about his head if he doesn't work on his anger problems. (He would continue to live normally after that, as Achilles could never try to kill Connor twice).

I'd prefer it to be Gen but I am fond of ConnorAveline, ConnorKanen, and CharlesHaytham if the writer anon so chooses to add in a pairing!!

Re: Achilles and Connor - Werewolf AU

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Would anon be alright with some drabbles later? I'm working on a story for a friend, because her birthday is coming up, but this sounds like a LOT of fun to write!

I've got more questions, but let me know if anon is fine with a wait for them, first uwu

OP

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Altair/Adha/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone knows Altair had feelings for Adha at some point, and probably vise versa. But Adha vanished from his sight, and any news concerning her didn't point him in any direction. Altair died believing Adha was dead - but she wasn't.

Instead of getting captured and killed, Adha transported herself to a distant future and met Desmond. And just like she had with Altair, she fell in love with Desmond - not because he looked like her first love, but because he was so honestly sweet despite what was happening to him. She stayed with him for a few precious months before being captured by the Templars, who were aware she was the Chalice and wanted her for her power. Instead of obeying them, she kills herself and takes out a large chunk of Templars with her.

Desmond is naturally devastated by the news. Not long after that, AC3 happens and Desmond dies. In the afterlife/heaven/wherever you decide to put them he meets Adha and Altair, who have both been waiting for him. Turns out Altair has no problems with sharing Adha, so long as the other man in the equation is worthy of her. Both he and Adha agree Desmond is more than welcome.

You can write smut if you want, or you can just make it fluffy as all shit and cause my teeth to rot. If you do the smut, some nice slow 'welcome home' sex would be wonderful, even more so if the focus of the sex isn't on any one particular character but all three.