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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Apologies - Haytham Kenway style

(Anonymous) 2014-02-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by something I ran across on deviantart: http://jaderotaski.deviantart.com/art/Mycroft-s-apology-to-Sherlock-289138176
The moment I saw this, my first thought (aside from *hysterical laughter*) was "Haytham would have these. Haytham would have boxes of these."

So, basically, I'm looking for Haytham using very insincere form-apologies. Who would he send them to? For what? How would he fill them out? What would the response be? These questions and more are up to write!anon to decide!

Bonus
+1000 Fill is in 5+1 format, ala "5 times Haytham sent a form-apology to someone, and 1 time someone sent him a form-apology
+1000000 Fill is in 5+1 format, ala "5 times Haytham sent a form-apology to someone, and 1 time he gave someone a sincere apology

Re: Apologies - Haytham Kenway style

(Anonymous) 2014-02-10 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god. Haytham would probably have an entire room just dedicated to storing these. Someone needs to write this, like, now. XD

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Re: Fill: Six Of One, Half Dozen Of The Other (2/2)

(Anonymous) 2014-02-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Please understand, A!A, that these are now my personal AC4 headcanons. Admittedly, it's also my personal headcanon that the first night's noise -- or at least the word thereof -- was heard beyond "a mile of the docks..." Like, say, onboard the Queen Anne's Revenge, or the Ranger...

Re: Fill: Six Of One, Half Dozen Of The Other (2/2)

(Anonymous) 2014-02-10 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
author!anon is simultaneously writing a humorous bit of Blackbeard as Edward's image consultant, and angsty rewrite of what happened in/after that damn prison. At least Edward doesn't spend a bunch of time drinking himself half to death in this AU. At least, not yet.

Not helped by the conflicting dates in the assassin's creed wikia. Or my lack of actually being at home to play the game and see what years things happened. So that then I can adjust them of course.

Meet you all in that special branch of hell...

(Anonymous) 2014-02-04 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
K, so I've been reading Short Change Heroes (Hnnng, Hickey+Femconnor= so otp) and femconnor is my new thing. I'm going to the special branch of hell for asking this, but I want some non-con bondage with Charles Lee and femconnor. Just lee and femconnor, please! How Lee managed to capture connor is up to whoever fills this.
Bonus points for kinkiness involving pain and muskets. (I'm sorry Connor)

Re: Meet you all in that special branch of hell...

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Um...I'm sort of going to hell too...because I'm working on this. Should ideally have it up in the next days. It's going to be explicit, so let me know if you have any deal-breakers.

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Fill: The Thrills of Breathless Indignation, Part 1/?

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AltMal --- surprise top/cock worship/verbal humiliation

(Anonymous) 2014-02-04 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I have this kink I'd love to see with Malik and Altair and I give no fucks as to who is topping/bottoming here.

Kink is: someone you wouldn't usually expect has a big cock and a usually dominant guy in awe of it. Sorry, does this even make sense? I'll suggest two possible scenarios (fillers can play with alternatives or mix it up):

1) Person A (Altair or Malik) has a heavier build (a bit older and taller, looks stronger, etc.). Versatile, but mostly top. Thinks person B is a bottom, shy and quiet in bed. They get down to business, undress, person A stands suddenly embarrassed since he hoped to pound the hell out of B, but then there's this magnificent big cock. Humbled, A drops to knees and worships it. Then gets fucked to heaven and back by a quiet B.

Bonus: B keeps asking if it hurts. It hurts so good. A is in love.

2) A hooks up with B and expects to top. They get naked. A awed by the girth and length presented to him. Tells B he wants to top anyway. B smiles and calmly tells A to turn over. A reluctantly does, but has second thoughts. B keeps him on the belly and fucks him hard. A cums all over the place.

Bonus: B verbally humiliates A out of spite, e.g."You can stab your little prick into the mattress while I fuck you." or similar.



Sorry for making you read all this mess. I'd also really love a lot of lube, not just spit.

Re: AltMal --- surprise top/cock worship/verbal humiliation

(Anonymous) 2014-02-04 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*coughs* headcanon: Altair ALWAYS expects to top. He's an arrogant asshole after all.

Driveby!anon will give extra peanut gallery points if Malik makes hidden blade puns ("That's why you're a novice, your blade is just inferior") or some such.

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Kiddway- "Heart Attack"

(Anonymous) 2014-02-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I was listening to the song "Heart Attack" by Demi Lovato, and it made me think "Man, this song has Kiddway written all over it." So, I'd love to see an interpretation of their relationship based on that song.

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40cxXdKxE5M






Edward/Vane, one-sided Vane/Rackham, on the island

(Anonymous) 2014-02-05 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So Vane's been crushing on Rackham something fierce, and then Rackham mutinies, takes his ship and maroons him. Vane's feeling betrayed, hurt, and pissed as hell. Edward kisses him and makes it better.

Re: Edward/Vane, one-sided Vane/Rackham, on the island

(Anonymous) 2014-02-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
YEESSSSS someone should fill this! I'd really love to see something with Edward in it, seriously there's like nothing on this meme and it's breaking my heart lmao And Vane's great, he needs some love too guys.

might fill!!!

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Why knocking before entering is proper ettiquite

(Anonymous) 2014-02-06 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, so I want some femconnor/hickey. Like, Haytham is staying the night at Hickey's house (reason up to anon) and then there's some weird noises from Hickey's room. Being the good, concerned Grand Master he is, Haytham busts in to find his daughter and Hickey in a makeout fest, and then some verrryyyyyy awkward and hilarious shit ensues.
+20 xp- Hickey's got a raging hard on, and Haytham takes a second to digest how fucking big it is (like seriously, Tommy's bulge is bigger than connor's in game /drools)
+50 xp- both of them are are down to just their undershirts and breeches
+100 xp- Haytham goes overprotective dad-mode on Thomas, then Connor and Haytham get into a fight and Hickey's just sitting there like "what in the actual hell"
+12345678 xp- Hickey is totally oblivious to the fact that Haytham and Connor are related so nothing makes sense to poor Tommy

Re: Why knocking before entering is proper ettiquite

(Anonymous) 2014-04-08 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been thinking of filling this, Op! I have to ask though, is there a specific time period you want them to be in?

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Leonardo/Ezio, Alpha-Omega universe. Ezio as an Omega

(Anonymous) 2014-02-06 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
We've had this one before, but sadly it got abandoned.

Ezio as an Omega. Leonardo as an Alpha. But with their personalities still the same.

Filled! 1/

(Anonymous) 2014-04-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Maria Auditore had happened across Leonardo by chance (so she said) but she seized upon his unfortunate plight with absolute glee. Her patronage took form of commissioned paintings and a parade of eligible Omegas of suitable breeding to compliment his (admittedly low) social standing. He was not wealthy enough to hope for much but, as Madonna Maria put it, he could easily expect to attract one or two Omegas.

Leonardo learned (a long while ago now) that protesting how he didn’t want to ‘keep a pack’ (as his Mother had always crudely put it) would end with nothing but disaster. Social convention demanded he lust after the elusive and alluring Omegas simply because he was born an Alpha. There were a few (so-called) rebels that announced how degrading and ridiculous it was for Omegas to be treated with so little respect.

The average Omega’s only hope was to find some Alpha that believed they deserved some manner of freedom and didn’t expect the Omega to be nothing but a showpiece. There were expectations, of course, Omegas like Maria Auditore who had demanded that her husband take on no Omega but her. She had been infamous in her youth, when Giovanni Auditore had agreed to her demands and officially stated that she would be the only Omega welcome in his house. The elder Auditores had been furious at the very notion, they’d threatened action against Maria for corrupting their son but when she turned out to be prolific breeder—four children, three of which were fine and healthy—they silenced their objections and celebrated their good fortune.

Leonardo wished that he was brave enough to ask Maria why she, of all people, was so insistent that he take in an Omega. She would defied convention and demanded the sole attention of her husband.

--

It went on for weeks and then months, Madonna Maria showing up at his studio with pretty-waif-like Omegas professing a deep-seated love for art. Leonardo was always polite when Maria was around but he tried so-very-hard not to be misleading. His own lack of interest in the Omegas aside, he wished them no ill-intent and stringing them along for show would have been unfair.

“Perhaps I have been looking in the wrong direction,” Maria said when she’d exhausted herself searching for the perfect pretty female Omega. “Do not worry, I will not give up so easily.”

God, but he wished that she would. Leonardo smiled obligingly and thanked her for her diligence. As soon as she was gone he collapsed and cursed his own stupid biology for the demands it put on his life. For a straight week he questioned his own resolve against taking in an Omega—having one would allow him some greater measure of security and it might even attract more patrons.

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Leonardo met Ezio on a sunny afternoon. Maria had summoned her son to assist and introduced the two of them with a smile. Leonardo had been courteous in the presence of a nobleman and suitably submissive in the presence of a higher Alpha (which Ezio simply had to be, going by the rich smell coming from his body). It may-have-been the first and last time he ever saw Ezio Auditore if not for the tragedy that tore his happy life to bloody shreds.

---&---


In the immediate aftermath of his father-and-brothers’ death there had been too much to take in, too much to try to sort through to make note of anything but his own aching chest and broiling fury. It was easier to be angry than to grieve. He threw himself into violence with a great mindlessness.

The first man he killed made his stomach roll over. He was a fever of nightmares that left him sweating in the middle of the night and shaking as he hugged his body and questioned everything-he-thought-was-true. The second-and-third and fourth were no better but by the fifth man that he fell with his blade, a sense of purpose fell over his life and he held onto his goal with both fists.

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There was an order to society. Ezio’s family might have existed outside of the norm but his mother-and-father had been sure to educate him about the expectations they had for him. As the second son he would most likely escape most of the less favorable things. Federico was burdened with the care of the family and following his father into the family business. Ezio’s life would be leisurely by comparison. He would work in a bank, he would take in at least two Omegas and he would grow old in comfort.

This was the great lie his Mother had whispered in his ear every-night-of-his-life when she sang him to sleep and kissed his head and called him her sweet alpha son. Ezio could have lived his life in perpetual ignorance if his Mother hadn’t been silenced by the men who raped her and killed her family.

--

The symptoms came on suddenly: a fever that wracked his body and left him in cold sweats. The anxiety of feeling trapped and exposed simultaneously. His clothes and skin felt too constrictive. Instinct compelled him to run and he spent two days in a haze of enticing guards to chase him across rooftops under the blistering hot sun.

There was a sense of deep satisfaction at being chased and a lonely emptiness when he took down the men that weren’t worthy. On the third day, after he’d hit the guards until they lay in still heaps on a slanting rooftop there was a tremor that ran through his body and left him shaking. The sun was too hot and the open air was too exposing. He wasn’t even sure where his feet were taking him until he found himself pounding on Leonardo’s door.

The interior of the workshop was cool and the familiar smell of wood-and-canvas and paint stilled some of the frantic shiver that had nearly caused him to fall to his death more-than-once on his way. Leonardo stared at him with a pasty-white shock that did nothing to hide the intensity of his eyes or the way he seemed to be physically restraining himself.

“I’m ill,” Ezio managed to say. He couldn’t even explain the impulse that made him tugging at his armor and his robes. The weapons clattered to the floor and he stripped down to his bare chest before the heat of his body chilled into something more manageable. His breath was heavy and there was a thick sweat that covered his body so thoroughly it felt as if he were covered in oil. “I don’t know what’s wrong. I can’t—I…”

Leonardo made a noise like a whimper that clipped off with a hurt whistle. His skin was going pink and red and his hands at his sides were in loose fists. Ezio didn’t look at his face for more than a second before he found himself staring at the obvious erection that the man’s clothes couldn’t possibly have hidden. Something twisted up in Ezio’s gut and dropped straight down to his own dick because here-was-this-man that wanted-him.

“I don’t know what’s happening,” Ezio gasped out.

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Anne/Mary/Calico Jack- Threesome

(Anonymous) 2014-02-07 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so these three have been my OT3 for as long as I've been into Pirates, so I'd love to see a fic involving the three of them. Maybe Anne and Mary are getting down and dirty, and Jack jerks off while watching? Or Anne and Mary tie Jack to the bed and dominate the hell out of him? Or Jack becomes the filling of an Anne and Mary sandwich? Anything goes! Except Non-Con, I want everything to be consensual, please!

Bonus points:

Jack's not totally submissive in bed.

Mary reveals her true self during sexy times, much to Jack's surprise(WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!)

Someone ELSE is spying on the three (Whoever that would be is up to Anon.)

Re: Anne/Mary/Calico Jack- Threesome

(Anonymous) 2014-02-07 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree with this prompt. Too busy writing my own pirate threesome smut fic though. I hope someone fills it with awesome sexytimes. (especially lots of sexy lady-pirate-on-lady-pirate action)

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We are Veering akin to Pyrates on Courses most Uneven

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Wayt, t'was the Helm? So whence my Pants?

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HOW DID THE TEMPLARS SEIZE HOLD OF MY PANTS

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JAMES BONNY SHOULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION

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Templar Boyband, literally

(Anonymous) 2014-02-09 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham's the leader of a band. When he was younger he knocked up Ziio and she never told him, and he went on his merry way to be famous. Then, X years later a kid shows up claiming to be his son. The kid definitely looks like him, so Haytham can't really deny responsibility. But... the band just reunited after a long hiatus and they're doing awesome world tours now and damn if he has time for this family shit! So he kind of ends up pulling Connor in on the ride, not really expecting emotions to kick in, because he's a badass rockstar yo, and those platinums are waiting. Cue Connor somehow worming his way into Haytham's very exclusive group of friends and they all end up adoring him. Or something. After much difficulty, of course, especially from Charles.

Extra awesomeness if:
+Birch is the band's asshole manager/owner

+Edward and Haytham are estranged but would like to make up. Only they both have the emotional capacity of a teaspoon.

+Connor has his own band (assassin recruits anyone?), whether before or after meeting Haytham, and was mentored by Achilles which Haytham is still annoyed by

+Manage to somehow fit in actual conflict/plot?

Up to writer:
+Pairings. I don't really care where you go with this. Go crazy- het, slash, incest, everyone/everyone?? Or nothing all and keep it gen. All is perfectly fine with me.

+Ziio alive or dead

+Connor's age. Preferred if he wasn't a toddler though, cause that just makes it too easy to love him :p

+anything else I didn't mention, I probably don't care too much about and you can do whatever you want!

American Gods cross over?

(Anonymous) 2014-02-09 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Connor is/will be Shadow and he slowly starts to remember. If you can somehow connect this with the cannon of the AC universe it will be perfect!!!
I know this idea is a bit out there but hey, kink meme XD

Re: American Gods cross over?

(Anonymous) 2014-02-09 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone please please write this!

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Sex on top of a viewpoint

(Anonymous) 2014-02-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by this wonderful piece: http://aegirine.deviantart.com/art/A-strange-viewpoint-265601201

Pairing is up to anon but OP would like it if it was between two assassins :3 I want them to feel exposed, like the whole town's watching them fuck (unlikely but that's irrelevant :P). I just want you to take our boys to adrenaline-inducing highs *pun intended*

Re: Sex on top of a viewpoint

(Anonymous) 2014-12-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
This anon isn't sure if OP is still lurking around.
Does OP want any specific pairing or Ezio/Altair as shown in the picture? (I'm fine with either or.)
Just wanted your opinion on this, even if you didn't request a pair.

Forbidden love

(Anonymous) 2014-02-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
A male Templar and a male Assassin fall madly in love. Both are still climbing up the rank ladder of their respective brotherhoods, though I'd prefer one of them being a higher rank and more experienced. They meet in secret and they are very, very careful to shake off potential followers. For a long period of time they keep making out and heavy petting, but they want to screw each other so badly. They manage somehow at last, and the sex is absolutely divine. They grow bolder with time, going as far as fucking at one of the hideouts (it never even crosses their mind to reveal the hideout info to their mentors, and while they're deeply loyal to their brotherhoods, they're just so engrossed by each other that they drop the creeds and tenets when together). I leave it to you to think of an ending: are they discovered and by whom? Which brotherhood is more lenient with their punishment, who is more understanding? Angsty or happy (please, please, please) ending? It's up to you.

BONUS 1: The first time they meet is in a very dire situation, with one of them cornered and almost killed in a raid or something. Perhaps even one of them managed to corner the other, but he can't bring himself to kill the enemy because the instant mutual attraction is confusing.

BONUS 2: I'll love you forever for this one. I have a huge thing for people in danger of being discovered, so imagine those two (at the Isola Tiberina hideout, for example) shagging on a table while other assassins are on missions. Still, the threat of being discovered by a returning assassin or Il Mentore himself is not enough to stop them. OP would die of arousal if someone would just have the assassin novice clutch at his Templar darling while fucked, begging him to hurry because "the Mentor will come", but he's enjoying it too much to actually stop.

Re: Forbidden love

(Anonymous) 2014-02-14 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Haha why do I insist on doing so much research when all I'm trying to write is porn?? ?

I'm setting it in AC1, what do you think of the names Peter Clarke, Enlgish Templar but not a knight (im thinking property manager or someone of rank and wealth but still young enough to be naive? still looking in to roles of templars), and Alī al-Barr, novice, having no weapons and gathering information to share with higher ranking assassins (informant anybody?).

I'm thinking the assassin will be discovered by Altair himself, who decides to do some snooping in to why the informant is late in their meeting?? I still want a happy ending and stuff uvu

(lmao sex in a roof top garden. sex in a hide out close to the bureau.. just think of the possibilities)

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Femezio is a pimp

(Anonymous) 2014-02-11 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
So, in need of an AU. Femezio, femaltair, and femconnor, please!
I was thinking, all three cousins/ friends are living in an apartment together, fresh out of high school, maybe college students, working in coffee shops and whatnot. Yes, I would prefer the ships of femezio/femleo(Leola), femaltair/femmalik(Malikah) and femconnor/young Hickey (Yes, it's me again.)
All I want is some funny shenanigans and Ezio being a fempimp and trying to steal her roommates' wifeys away. because bi-femezio is my fannon. And obviously, smut is never turned down, but not necessary.
(I will bear the children of whoever fills this because nobody ever fills my prompts ;-;)

OP

(Anonymous) 2014-03-09 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
You, know I think I'd rather have Aveline/fem!Connor or Clipper/fem!Connor.

Altair/Connor mentor relationship

(Anonymous) 2014-02-14 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Can I please get some Altair/Connor mentor/student relationship, modern AU assassins or same!timeline or even Apple shenanigans, I don't mind how it happens, just please make it happen

Re: Altair/Connor mentor relationship

(Anonymous) 2014-02-14 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Second!
In the codex Altair does mention that he would've liked to see the lands that have not been discovered yet.

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Altair/Ezio/Connor OT3

(Anonymous) 2014-02-14 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Please make it happen guys. please.

Haytham learns Mohawk

(Anonymous) 2014-02-15 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Shortly after developing an interest in Ziio Haytham decides to surprise her by learning her language, so he has Johnson teach him under the pretext that it could help them with future negotiations with the natives.

I can see this going two ways
1) a cute scene with Ziio when Haytham decides to show her what he's learned but still has trouble with some of the pronunciations and she helps him with them.
2) a funny scene where Connor thinks Haytham won't understand his language and tries to use it to mess with him or insult him but it backfires (bonus! if Haytham calls him by his birth name).

Voicekink!

(Anonymous) 2014-02-16 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
As the title says.

Re: Voicekink!

(Anonymous) 2014-02-16 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Any specifics?

I'm thinking of a Ezio/Leo, where each is secretly turned on by the other's voice. And it takes them a while to notice/explain about this, and then, there be filthy talk in those gorgeous accents...

I'll just be in my bunk until you get back to me, Anon.

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Shaun/Desmond, (Conciliatory) Yoga

(Anonymous) 2014-02-16 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because everybody needs to keep limber and agile... And it helps those EPIC games of Naked Twister in the Vault in Monteriggioni.

And Shaun loves weird positions. Downward facing Des, anyone?

Re: Shaun/Desmond, (Conciliatory) Yoga

(Anonymous) 2014-06-12 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
YES PLEASE

Edward mistaken for a dancer

(Anonymous) 2014-02-17 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
There's already a fic or two based off of the joke that the reason Ezio can blend in with courtesans is because the guards mistake him for one. Now Edward here can blend in with dancers.
So I would like to see Edward getting mistaken for a male dancer by a guard or something and playing along with it for a bit to see if he could get something out of it (maybe the guard has a key or a map to treasure, or is someone Edward was suppose to tail for information).
How far this goes is up to the author.

for anyone curios, Ezio mistaken for a courtesan fic:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/506305

Re: Edward mistaken for a dancer

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding this so hard! *_*

Benjamin Hornigold, Templar slut

(Anonymous) 2014-02-18 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hornigold is so pretty and I just wanna see him trying to please his new Templar buddies by offering them his body

+1000 if he enjoys it
+100000000 if he thinks of one of his pirate comrades while giving himself away
no non-con please!

Ezio/Leonardo - drunken mistakes

(Anonymous) 2014-02-19 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
After a night of drinking very heavily, Ezio wakes up. In Leonardo's bedroom. With a naked, notably bruised, and by the looks of it, thoroughly ravished Leonardo sleeping beside him. Even though Ezio cannot remember what precisely happened, he does know that he was the cause of those bruises and bites.

He's long had a crush on the painter/engineer/emergency-doctor/anatomist/botanist/astronomer, but never acted on it. He also knows that he's apparently very persistent while drunk, if the stories from the courtesans are right. So, he comes to the conclusion that at some point during the night, he forced Leonardo.

Cue the sneaking out and proceeding to angst throughout the day, being little more than a nervous wreck, feeling utterly sick with his actions, and having no clue what so ever as to how he can apologise for what he's done. Maybe even brings in Rosa, who doesn't stop making him feel even worse, although she does try to get him to at least go back and talk to Leonardo.


And Leonardo? Leonardo spends the day being even less productive than usual; utterly distracted with the absolutely mindbendingly awesome sex from the last night - where he in short order found himself with a very drunk Ezio confessing his love and lamenting that Leonardo would never return that, Leonardo admitting his preferences and fondness for the assassin, and then very, very enthusiastic sex that left the bedframe in serious danger of collapsing.

Re: Ezio/Leonardo - drunken mistakes

(Anonymous) 2014-02-20 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
This feels like a mini-fic in its own...
but seconded! would very much like to read this ~

Sarcastic Rafiq/(Leonardo)/ANYBODY

(Anonymous) 2014-02-22 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sarcastic Rafiq from Damascus has Leonardo's voice actor. I require shenanigans involving both Leo and the Rafiq, somehow, and I don't care if it's crack, gen, fluff or smut.

Bonus points for including Ezio

Immune to her Charm

(Anonymous) 2014-02-22 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
While Aveline was in New York, she spent a little more time with Connor... and Haytham.

They work together for awhile, but then something comes up that requires Aveline's Lady persona. Connor is all shy and blushy and adorable, but Haytham is completely immune (and completely amused at Connor's reaction).

Would love for it to be Aveline/Connor, but would also love some snarky friendship between Aveline and Haytham.

Re: Immune to her Charm

(Anonymous) 2014-02-22 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
ooooooh i like this prompt! Hope to see it filled!

porn star AU

(Anonymous) 2014-02-23 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
porn star AU with like Altair being a jerk (misunderstood or not) and making no friends but who cares because he's totally the best top ever and everyone knows it. like seriously, nobody sells videos the way Altair does.

and then someone (i don't care who, Ezio, Malik, Leonardo, Edward..someone) joins the 'cast' and after rising in popularity as like the world's most awesome power bottom finally gets cast with Altair.

I just want Altair to be a porn star king and someone come in and totally dethrone him.