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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
Kink Meme Masterlist
New Kink Meme Masterlist
(Livejorunal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
#2 (Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive
#3 (Delicious.com) Archive <-- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

OP IS SAD

(Anonymous) 2014-02-25 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
I've been reading a lot of depressing/angsty stuff lately, and it's bringing me down. (DAMMIT CONNOR.) I just want something sweet and happy and amazing happening to one of our favorite Fem!Assassins. Don't really care who it is, but I'd like a little bit of Connor in here, since I've been reading so much saaaad about her/him.
Seriously, I need some happy fem fluff. It can even be smut, if you must! I just need a little sunshine!

William Johnson/Thomas Hickey/Fem!Connor Threesome

(Anonymous) 2014-02-26 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
William Johnson and/or Thomas Hickey seduce Fem!Connor into an amazing threesome with both of them. Consentual or dub-con, doesn't matter, though Connor should end up enjoying herself.

Re: William Johnson/Thomas Hickey/Fem!Connor Threesome

(Anonymous) 2014-02-26 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
sSSSSECONDING SO HARD
It hurts how bad I need this now.

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Leonardo/Ezio, Cesare is a sick, twisted matchmaker

(Anonymous) 2014-02-26 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Contrary to what most people think, I, Cesare Borgia, care about my minions staff and their welfare. And I keep getting worried about my engineer. He makes the most wonderful toys for me (when those pesky assassins aren't destroying them before I get to play), but he really seems fidgety. He needs to get laid. I offered, of course, but he doesn't seem interested. Perhaps he likes slightly older men...

What's this? Oh, grand news. My guards have managed to capture that annoying leader of the Assassins. Weren't that one friends with my engineer? Perhaps I can manage two birds with one stone. Friends fuck each other, don't they? I certainly fuck most of mine. And my engineer and this assassino would be quite adorable. My engineer has some odd ideas, though, so I probably have to "convince" him. Should be simple enough to manage.

Why, hello, Leonardo. Yes, I do believe someone has drugged your food. Not to worry, it's just a simple aphrodisac. And look behind me! A bed! With a naked assassin tied to it! Look how he's glistening with oil and squirming with desire. Yes, I drugged him too. Four times what I gave you. Should keep him well in the mood, wink wink nudge nudge. If you don't want him, don't worry, I'll just leave him with the guards so they can have their fun. No need to thank me; now I'll just leave you two alone and lock the door behind me.

Re: Leonardo/Ezio, Cesare is a sick, twisted matchmaker

(Anonymous) 2014-02-26 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Does this even need a fill? It's awesome! (Love Cesare here! Sneaky sneaky.)

*glomps OP*

If someone fills this... Yesplease!

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Adéwalé/Edward, falling in love

(Anonymous) 2014-03-03 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Adé and Edward have been fooling around for a while, but it never was more than sex and friendship. Until one of them (or both) realises that to him, it has become a bit more meaningful than it seemed at first.

Happy ending if possible. I just want some amazing pirate romance with these two.

Re: Adéwalé/Edward, falling in love

(Anonymous) 2014-03-04 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded! Oh please someone fill this, I've been waiting for something like this for awhile!

The genes for Eagle Vision carries other benefits

(Anonymous) 2014-03-04 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Namely, the assassin becomes capable of carrying children. Yes, even if they're male. The Ones Who Came Before didn't have specific genders when it came to reproduction - they adopted pronouns from humans, and started defining themselves as 'male' or 'female' based on personal preference. That carried down through the genes to the hybrid offspring, although, in women, it was never noticed, and the man would obviously need to be on the receiving end of a male-male relationship to even have a chance of figuring this out.

So, while Sef was the son of Altaïr and Maria, Darim took a lot more after his father, Malik.

And in a similar fashion, no one ever found out that Sofia was infertile, because Ezio had Flavia and Marcello. Neither of them had the heart to tell Leonardo that at least one of them was his.

Fiora Cavazzo: The Courtesan

(Anonymous) 2014-03-05 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
So, according to the acwikia, The Courtesan (Animi avatar) worked with Cesare for a time. He's a dick, she's a whore... so therefore there must be smut. I want something rough, angry, and sexist (because you know Cesare would be), but consensual. You may add other characters in, I don't really care, as long as they're allies of Cesare. (And male)
+50 if Cesare refuses to lube up because he feels that only peasants use lube and Fiora gets mad
+100 if there is vaginal, anal, and oral (doesn't matter what order they happen in)
+200 if there's lots of dirty insults from both sides and they're both very vocal (like, "hear you from the other side of town" kind of vocal
+300 if there's a guard standing nearby, getting all hot and bothered but he feels very awkward and uncomfortable, wanting to leave but afraid of what Cesare will do if he does.
Go wild anons.

Adé/Edward, sex in strange places

(Anonymous) 2014-03-05 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The strangest/most dangerous/most exposed place they have ever had sex in.

It was probably Edward's (terrible) idea, but Adé will let him be a bad influence just this once...

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(Anonymous) 2014-03-06 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything is ALWAYS Edward's stupid idea.

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Rule #1: Everything is Edward's fault

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Giovanni the horse killer

(Anonymous) 2014-03-07 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
According to Lineage, Giovanni Auditore managed to travel from Milan to Florence, then to Venice, return to Florence, head to Rome, and then back to Florence again… All in a ONE DAY interval between the death of Galeazzo Maria Sforza (december 26) and Giovanni’s imprisonment (28th, but he was home all that day). By horse. There’s 300 kilometers between Florence and Rome, 300 between Milan and Florence, and another 250 from Florence to Venice (meaning he went 1400 kilometers in total). And he still had time to sleep, get letters decrypted, spend time with his family, and argue with Lorenzo. Seriously. You’d be hard pressed to do that distance in a CAR.

So, can Anon get a story about Giovanni being infamous for killing horses through exhaustion?

Mary Read, ladies' man

(Anonymous) 2014-03-07 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Have read all the Mary femslash I can find. Wrote some. Need more. Can be Mary/Anne, Mary/OC, Mary is the most popular customer at the whorehouse, whatever. I just need something consensually smutty and well written. Would prefer not to have any of the guys taking part in the action, although if they happen to watch and be impressed by what a ladykiller-not-literally-this-time she is, that's A-OK.

PS March 8th is Anne Bonny's birthday. Also the International Day of Women. Coincidence? Maybe. Good excuse for Lady Pirate Lemons? Definitely.

Re: Mary Read, ladies' man

(Anonymous) 2014-03-24 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
would love to see Mary visiting brothels a shitton and being super popular there

seconding

AltMal: Milkman

(Anonymous) 2014-03-07 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair is a milkman delivering those milk cartoons every morning. Malik is one of his customers. Altair cums into Malik's milk bottle every morning before delivery because the thought of Malik drinking it gets him off and also as a little payback to the hot Arab for being snarky. Unbeknownst to Altair, Malik has a crush on him, too.

What happens when Malik finds out that the milkman he's been crushing on rubs one out into his bottle because he has a crush on Malik?

Kadar surviving Solomon's Temple

(Anonymous) 2014-03-07 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Kadar doesn't get killed in the Temple but instead he gets captured by Robert's men. After finding out that Kadar can't provide them with a lot of useful information about the order, the Templars decide to turn him into a spy and send him back to the Assassins. How they convince him into becoming a spy is up to you. Torture, Stockholm syndrome, threatning to hurt Malik.

+ 10 Kadar getting injured in Solomon's Temple
+ 10 Kadar trying his best to stay true to the Creed
+ 25 Malik discovering that Kadar is a spy


Re: Kadar surviving Solomon's Temple

(Anonymous) 2014-03-13 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded!

Criminal!Desmond

(Anonymous) 2014-03-08 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
After Desmond runs away from the Farm, instead of becoming a bartender, he takes a much more illegal approach to staying alive. Using the little training he had and whatever skills he picked up along the way, he eventually becomes a respected and feared drug cartel enforcer or something of the like. Laws, who cares? Morals, who needs them? He's used to high risk situations and getting what he wants. Then Abstergo happens.

Maybe he somehow manages to escape. Maybe he rejects the initial invitation to join the Assassins and tries to get back to America. Maybe he finds out Lucy's a Templar and kills her without Juno's intervention, or perhaps he just uses that nugget of information as blackmail to get her to satisfy his... needs. Maybe he just forces her in the sewers under Monteriggioni. Maybe he tortures Vidic before killing him as revenge.

Basically, I want a heartless, cruel, lawless, immoral Desmond. Smut, oneshot, long sprawling epic, I don't mind.

Re: Criminal!Desmond

(Anonymous) 2014-03-08 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Holy hot damn I love your imagination, you sick stronzo. A nice, smutty longsprawlingepic sounds nice to this commenter!anon. Man, now I need criminal!Desmond and blackmailed!Lucy and some rough sex in the Monteriggioni sewers.

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Young Desmond

(Anonymous) 2014-03-08 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
In Black Flag, there is a tape recording on one of the computers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPNXqqhWIh8

I'd love to read more memories of the farm and how Desmond managed to get by in New York.
Having to choose between his parents and the outside world, getting used to a new life, remembering training while living in New York (like always paying in cash to prevent tracking by credit cards)

I can imagine that this transition between the farm and the rest of the world must have been like Amish leaving the community.

DUNNO WHAT TO CALL THIS

(Anonymous) 2014-03-09 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Can this anon pretty pretty please have some fem!Altaïr/regular!Malik? I would rather it take place before the incident at Solomon's Temple, but you can use whatever time you wish. It can be either Malik having feelings for fem!Altaïr, vice versa, or both, doesn't matter to me. I would also like a little jealous!Kadar (If before Solomon's Temple). (And maybe frustrated!Malik or frustrated!Altaïr if it's one sided. {Or if they like each other but have no clue so hormones are just like #smh})
I would rather no smut, just kissing, but I'm sure I'll still love it even if it's smut.
(Oh god period!Altaïr must be terrifying HINT HINT)

Not enough fills

(Anonymous) 2014-03-09 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's sad to say that this kink meme is hardly filling anything anymore :/ There's lots of prompts, but very few fills. It'll be great if we all could change that!

Re: Not enough fills

(Anonymous) 2014-03-09 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This writer!anon agrees, but would also point out a few things.

One; Assassin's Creed is a pretty old series by now, and after AC4 didn't manage to breathe new life into the meme, we're probably just chugging along on a bunch of old regulars and a handful of newcomers that wander in mostly by accident, see that there's a lot of prompts but only a few fillers, and wander off somewhere else where they might have a better shot at getting fills.

Two; there is a great lack of reviews when a prompt finally do get a fill. Often, it only gets a comment from the OP - if even that! We're a far cry from the hayday where a fill would garner at least four or five different people commenting on it - personally, this anon would long since have abandoned a story of their own if they didn't have a very persistent OP leaving a comment on every update...


So, this writer!anon would give three suggestions to try and alleviate this:

One: More people writing. No matter the level of talent, we need more people throwing themselves into the attempts of writing something. Even ridiculously short minifills would help.

Two: More comments. If you (yes, even you reading this on the train) read a fill that you like, then leave a comment. If you didn't like it, leave a comment. In fact, if you as much as skim through the fill, then leave a comment. Writer!anons feed off the quantity of comments, and not quite to the same extend on the quality. Don't 'save up' your comments for when a fill is finished.

Three; another attempt could be to do more when someone prompts for a story. More creative prompts. More dark prompts (seriously, there's a dearth of the serious angsty/horrific prompts). Kinkier, filthier, bigger, more detailed. Less of the random AU/genderbent-prompts where the only similarity to the games are the names and/or are pretty much just carbon-copies of previous prompts. And don't be afraid to prowl through the meme and look for older prompts that you think are brilliant - if nothing else, use them as inspiration.





TL;DR:
Readers: Comment on EVERYTHING. Even old stuff.
Would-be fillers: Yes, your story will be good. No, the OP won't mind a tiny mini-fill. Go for it.
"But this was already claimed" would-be-filler: Fill it anyway. At best, OP gets a double fill, and everyone likes double (or triple+) fills.

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Massages and shaggings

(Anonymous) 2014-03-13 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Climbing up and down all those walls and trees and fighting and falling off tall things and spending hours on horseback... Suffice to say that the average Assassin's back must be one big knot.

Their significant other certainly thinks so, and treats the Assassin to a thorough, slow backrub that leaves the Assassin little more than a puddle of happy goo, followed by an equally slow and thorough fuck through the mattress.

Desmond/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2014-03-13 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a glitch in the Animus and Desmond finds himself kicked back to the loading screen...along with a duplicate of himself. Then sex happens.

Altaïr/Everyone - the many uses of the Apple

(Anonymous) 2014-03-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Al Mualim cannot affect Altaïr's mind with the Apple. But obviously that doesn't apply to keeping him immobile and/or suspended.

And he can control everyone else. And, well, need to break Altaïr somehow.

What better way than to let half the population of Masyaf have their way with him?

Bonus points if Malik is watching but helpless to get close without being spotted and brainwashed.
Doublebonus if Malik DOES try, and Al Mualim takes control of the Dai's body and leaves his mind alone in order to break two birds with one stone.

Re: Altaïr/Everyone - the many uses of the Apple

(Anonymous) 2014-03-14 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmm. Want. I'd fill this, but I only watched half an hour of a 5 hour play through of AC. I wish I had the game, then I could fill all the wonderful prompts with the Eagle of Masyaf!

Ezio/Caterina, Ezio/Sofia, Meeting the Ex

(Anonymous) 2014-03-15 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio and Sofia are enjoying their wedded bliss. Then, because REASONS Caterina Sforza is in Florence, and wants to see Ezio. Sofia has not been made aware of Ezio's prior relationship with the Countess of Forli, and Ezio would prefer to keep it that way. But Caterina and Sofia meet, somehow.

What happens at that meeting, Anons?
Do they compare notes on Ezio's lovemaking? Does Sofia berate Caterina for hurting Ezio? Is Caterina jealous? Does Ezio have a sudden vision of a threesome? Inquiring minds want to know.

No Dub-or-non-con, all other kinks are goos, as are gen!fics :)

Haytham/Ziio, Kramer vs Kramer AU

(Anonymous) 2014-03-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
If anyone has seen "Kramer vs Kramer", then they'll know that it's about a father struggling to operate as a single dad and learning to be a better person as he does. The basic premise of the film is that the father is so set on his life being a trophy that his wife has enough and leaves him. This includes leaving behind her son, who is about 6-8 years old.

I really want to see a similar thing with Haytham - maybe Ziio needs to attend to Kanien'kehá:ka business and can't take Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton with her (violent protests, perhaps)? Maybe she's sick of being a trophy wife? Anything but suddenly dead.

Ideally I'd like it if Ziio came back to a much more balanced Haytham who realises just how much he doesn't know/forgot about Ziio, and that they fall in love again, rather than divorce like in the film. (I just really want them to be happy for once).

TLDR: Ziio is sick of being Haytham's trophy, so she leaves Connor with Haytham and runs away. Haytham struggles to fill the gap left by Ziio and eventually becomes a good father to Connor and a less egotistical husband to Ziio. (Struggles include domestic chores like breakfast making).

Another problem has arisen, anons.

(Anonymous) 2014-03-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I can only hope that I'm not the only anon who regularly goes back to kink memes 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. I fill stuff often back there (Because that's where you get all the good Ezio prompts that aren't EZIO/LEO EZIO/LEO ERMAHGURD GERSS WERT EZIO/LEO [No offence to anyone who likes them. I'm just more into het.]) But obviously, I don't get many comments. I feel like we should have at least one comment per new page where author!anons who are stuck in the past like myself can get some credit and love.
Someone posts a comment for it, and stuckinthepast!anons (Isn't that what AC is about? The past? I MADE A PUN) can reply the original prompt and a link to the fill, maybe?

Re: Another problem has arisen, anons.

(Anonymous) 2014-03-17 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This writer!anon suggested that we placed fills for prompts more than three pages back in the Fills Only post, simply to make it easy for readers to find new fills - precisely for this reason... Because, frankly, it takes AGES to read through the older parts!

But in lack of that, then writer!anon will fully support this suggestion of a new post per page wherein we can link to fills made, say, more than three pages ago. That way we still encourage people to look through the last couple of pages. :D

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Calico Jack as a Pastafarian

(Anonymous) 2014-03-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't know. It just struck me that he'd love the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Especially the strippers and beer.

Art, fic, anything.

Ezio's stamina/prostitutes

(Anonymous) 2014-03-17 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio happily brags about the large number of women he can sate in one evening, and even claims he has not yet found the limits of his sexual stamina.

Some of Teodora's girls immediately takes it as a personal challenge to see how many of them it will take to make Il Assassino beg for mercy.

AC4/TWD Crossover

(Anonymous) 2014-03-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything in which the characters of Black Flag are maneuvering through a zombie apocalypse. Pairings are optional, though I'm partial to anything involving Hornigold

AC3 Zombie AU

(Anonymous) 2014-03-17 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
(I know, how cliché)

So I want to see a zombie apocalypse occurring and how Connor and the rest of the characters deal with it. Maybe Connor and the rest of the Homesteaders hole up in the Homestead and are doing pretty well until the Templars force themselves in while looking for shelter? And later they come across the revolutionaries and debate whether to let them stay with them or not. Basically all of them fight and try to survive in a world gone mad.