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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
Kink Meme Masterlist
New Kink Meme Masterlist
(Livejorunal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
#2 (Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive
#3 (Delicious.com) Archive <-- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Fills Only
Discussion

I KNOW WE SAID LESS GENDERSWAP BUT I HAVE AN ADDICTION OKAY

(Anonymous) 2014-03-19 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
(How has nobody requested this yet ON ANY OF THE MEMES, like SMH KINKMEMERS)
I'm seriously craving genderswapped pregnant!Ezio. I would prefer it in the AC2 Era, and for bisexual!Leonardo to be Mr.Unknowing baby daddy. Maybe it's a drunken tryst on one of the nights that Ezio stays at Leonardo's new Venetian workshop? Maybe Rosa discovers first when Ezio vomits at the smell of Antonio's beloved coffee? Maybe Ezio dismisses the missed periods off as the result of stress? Just one request that is more of an order. None of this "WTF IM PREGNANT HOW DID I NOT KNOW UNTIL I GO INTO FUCKING LABOR" shit, mkay? Love yalls.

Don't worry, Anon, I got this ;)

(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Preg!fic is my kink and if I gotta genderswap Ezio to do it, I will ;)

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*pokes head out of foxhole*

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Stuckinthepast!post

(Anonymous) 2014-03-19 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
As we agreed on the previous page, there shall now be one of these on each of the new pages of Assassin's Creed Kinkmeme 6.
### THE PROMPT YOU FILLED MUST BE FROM ASSASSIN'S CREED KINKMEME 5 OR EARLIER.###
Reply to this post a summary of the prompt you filled, and a link to the fill. If it is a notification of new chapters, I please ask that you post the summary and link to the fill, then reply to that comment the notification of a new chapter. Thank you for your time.

Charles/Haytham h/c

(Anonymous) 2014-03-21 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
So, let's try this thing.

Haytham wins the fight at the end of sequence 11 instead of Connor. And while he believes he did what he had to do, he still somewhat grieves for his son. Charles comforts him.

http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8737539#cmt8737539

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DLC AU. Washington's Alternative story. ConWash

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Is this a songfic? I don't know.

(Anonymous) 2014-03-19 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
So, I was listening to Everything At Once. (The song.)
I'm playing Brotherhood.
Cue female recruit being rescued from Cesare's rape dungeon by some other recruits and being brought back to Tiber Island while Ezio's off gallivanting somewhere in a random aqueduct. Said female recruit won't stop whispering some of the more ominous stuff in that freaky ass sing-song voice, like "As silly as fun", "as scary as the sea", "As long as a road (suggestive eyebrows)" "as big as a house (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)" etc, and the other recruits are flipping out. While the high ranking ones try to calm her down, the novices are freaking out because Ezio's off fucking around and how the hell do we handle this and what if this happens to us in the field.
I kind of want a silly fic, maybe from the perspective of one of the younger novices, but I'd also like an ominous/horror fic if you don't like silly. First born to whoever fills this.
(If you want you can add in the Cesare "interrogation" (Or just because he wanted to. He's Cesare.) Scenes because who doesn't love smut.)

Re: Like Son, Like Father 2/?

(Anonymous) 2014-03-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD WRITER!ANON, THIS MAKES ME ALL KINDS OF HAPPY.
I love the interaction with Kadar. Very nice, very nice.
And do I catch a hint of a crush on Altair from Malik???? :DDD LOL it's totally obvious! (and by obvious, I mean so subtle that I didn't even catch it until I read it a second time .___.')
And we are the ones who are unworthy of your time. ;A; But thank you for continuing this wonderful fill!

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(Anonymous) 2014-03-20 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
OP agrees so hard with this comment. Writer!anon, you make our days brighter with this story <3

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Misfire Fill

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Meme Needs MOAR Yusuf

(Anonymous) 2014-03-20 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care if it's smut, fluff or cracky Yusuf!trolling fic, but he is awesome and the meme needs MOAR of him!

Cesare is sexy and he knows it

(Anonymous) 2014-03-21 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I've been playing Brotherhood lately and mio dio, Cesare is a hot motherfucker. Like, him and Ezio share a spot on my hot list. Please please please please give me something with Cesare in it. Slash, het, gen, smut, I don't care. Hell, you could write me a fic about Cesare staring at some curtains and I'd be happy (Maybe less so than if I got some action or fighting, but still happy.) We all have that villian that is just too hot to hate. (Good god his voice. ) I'm giving you free reign here, anons.
TL;DR: I want Cesare. Don't care what he's doing, just gimmie please.

Re: Cesare is sexy and he knows it

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Have a poorly draw Cesare
http://s30.postimg.org/4fdbkswg1/image.jpg
(Hopefully this works)

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You asked for this, Anon, Cesare/Curtains, Crack

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Sads

(Anonymous) 2014-03-21 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, so I was dicking around on Kinkmeme 3, and I found this beautifully written fill.

Warning: Guilty suicidal!Altair lurks within.
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/856.html?thread=5514840#cmt5514840

Beautiful as it is, *I fucking bawled my eyes out*. I am in serious need of some Altmal fluff, PLEASE. I only ask that it is not smut or anything sexual. Just to friends being friends and not suiciding and making me cry the entire Arno in five minutes.

Re: Sads

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Working on something

OP

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^^^Mild trigger warning for OCD

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Sage/Juno-In-Protagonist, genderbender... sort of

(Anonymous) 2014-03-22 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Juno managed to possess the Protagonist of AC4 and smut happpens between the reuinted couple. Alright, so maybe the body Juno inhabits now isn't female, but seriously, who cares after waiting for hundreds of lives and many more years?

Captured Templar

(Anonymous) 2014-03-22 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
In most stories that involve a Templar getting captured by Assassins, they are incredibly nice to the Templar. Unrealistic nice.

What I would like to read is a story that is more realistic. After all, the Templars are the number one enemy of the Assassins and vice versa. They killed brothers, friends and they have valuable information. A wounded Templar, or infact any Templar that has been captured alive, can be used to help the cause the Assassins fight for. And there's still the need for revenge, after all they are still human and forgive and forget isn't their device. Altair gave us the example of beating somebody up to get info about whereabouts

- A captured Templar
- In any era, with the preference of Altaïr or Desmond
- Assassins gaining valuable information and revenge
- Existing characters are more preferable than OC's
- And last but not least: Everything is permitted

I don't care how, as long as it is written. A long story would be amazing, but a one-shot could do too!

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I'm working on this. Prepare for Lucy whumping.

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OP here!

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Title? What title? [1/?]

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Leonardo/Recruit Shenanigans

(Anonymous) 2014-03-22 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
There's plenty of Ezio and his Brotherhood Recruits having shenanigans (or just being bros) but very little to do with Leo and the Recruits.

I request shenanigans, Anons. I don't mind if it's shenanigans or shenanigans *suggestive waggly eyebrows* but I'd love something humorous such as Leo being babysat without his realising it - except he's a genius, so he's totally aware that he's being babysat, and maybe befriends babysitter!Assassin or leaves out food for him/her or keeps them from running headfirst into trouble, or uses one or more as extra models for his paintings because hello gorgeous assassins ;)
Or maybe the recruit has a bit of a fanboy/fangirl crush on Leo (or Salaì) and gets to nerd out with them and maybe get included in a sexy sandwich... mmm...sandwich...

So, basically, Anons, anything goes with Leo and the Recruits of the Bro'Hood era.

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Zomg seconded! This prompt is made of awesome!

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I'm Radioactive, Radioactive, woah

(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ok. We all love Desmond and if you don't then you're a heartless bastard. I've been listening to Radioactive quite a bit lately. I really got to picking apart the lyrics and just, woah this song is like Dezzy's fucking theme.
"Welcome to the New Age" He spends all his time inside the Animus, inside history.
"All systems go, Sun hasn't died" SOLAR FLARES OF DEATH
"This is it, the apocalypse" AGAIN, SOLAR FLARES OF DEATH
"I'm waking up, to ash and dust, I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust." Once more, SOLAR FLARES OF FUCKING DEATH.
"I raise my flag, don my clothes. It's a revolution, I suppose. We'll paint it red, to fit right in." He's an Assassin. In case you didn't notice, it's a war, all their shit is red, and he's gonna don his robes.
"I'm breaking in, shaping up." Woah, AC2 feels here.
Please give me something revolving around this song and my dear sweet Desmond because the damn song is practically meant for him and I'm still majorly pissed at Ubisoft for killing my baby.

Re: I'm Radioactive, Radioactive, woah

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WHILE WE'RE SONGFICCING DESMOND may I direct your attention to "Climbing the Walls" by They Might Be Giants ("Now I got a new job climbing the walls" ahem being an Assassin amirite??) and "Runs in the Family" by Amanda Palmer ("I cannot run from my family, they're hiding inside of me") for your helpless-going-crazy-Desmond feels?

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Werewolf!Altair/Malik

(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know there have been various werewolf promts before, but i like them a lot, sorry >.< But i prefer those types of werewolves where shifts and forced and painful and only occur during/around the full moon, not those types that can shift painlessly whenever they wish.

Ok, so i have had this thought that since Talal claims that he has many 'slaves' not to sell, but to save, since they are unfit for work(lepers, etc.), maybe he had other types of unwanted people? In this case, specifically those labeled as monsters or freaks that people feared. Shifting the timeframe a little, let's say Altair went to assassinate Talal at night and it just so happened during the full moon, and he was bitten by such a monster, namely a werewolf. (Something came loose during the fight, releasing the beast maybe?) Thinking it was nothing, Altair got his wound bandaged back at the bureau and headed back for Masyaf as soon as he could. A month later, Altair returns for another mission, only for his first shift to happen during one of the nights he is staying there, thus leaving Malik to deal with him.

I think this could go a few ways.

1)Altair shifts into one of those big, van helsing-like werewolves and decides he needs to rip everything apart. His assassin skills, eagle vision, strength, and agility do not help. Cue Malik trying not to get killed and either trying to subdue him or trying to get him to channel his rage towards the templars and not towards their brothers and innocent civilians.

2)Altair's shift makes him more like a dog than a wolf. Quickly recognising Malik's scent, he then proceeds to stick to the man and maybe be a little too friendly.

3)Being the only wolf in the area, Altair assumes the role of the alpha. Recognising Malik's scent, or simply deciding he liked the man, Altair decides to forcibly induct the dai into his pack, either by subduing him, marking him, mating with him, or something like that. Maybe he decides to take the man as his mate?

4)As a new werewolf, Altair shifts into either what resembles a wolf pup or an extremely scrawny and undernourished werewolf. Cue Malik attempting to nurture/take care of/befriend the weak and stubborn creature.

Does not have to be slash btw, can be gen, i dont mind.

Sidenotes: I am new here ^^" I apologise for adding to the already huge pile or promts. I know we need more fills.... I'm planning on attemting to fill a few myself, but i am afraid no one will read them... Some of them are extremely old promts afterall...

Re: Werewolf!Altair/Malik

(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh mah gawsh, your first option. I can see Malik in his 'Sassin jammies and a little teddy bear in the middle of the night staring dumbfounded out into the bureau as a gigantic fucking wolf tries to rip it apart brick by brick, then gives up and hops over the allahdamn wall, and a lot of screaming ensues. Goodness, someone needs to make this right now!
About your old post problem, I'm the one who came up with the idea for and posted the stuckingthepast!post. I guess we could edit it a little bit so that the prompts have to be at least five pages back. Kinkmeme 5 is a little far away, but I spend most of my time on kinkmeme 3 and 4. I could be a liiiiiiittle bit more generous to normal people. (Seriously go look at it)

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AC2/The Borgias (on Showtime) Crossover

(Anonymous) 2014-03-24 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
So I've just spent the last week binge-watching the The Borgias (the Showtime channel version) on Netflix. As over-the-top as it is, it's still amazing and the production values and costumes are top notch. But Assassins Creed and Ezio have spoiled me. To the point where I kept expecting a certain white-hooded Italian Assassin lurking around every corner.

I'd love to see a crossover between them. Especially since the version of Cesare in the tv show is (IMO) hotter than video-game Cesare. Caterina Sforza in the tv version is fierce as hell too. And Juan Borgia (Cesare's younger brother) is one giant hot mess of insanity and even morally worse than Cesare. Anyway, I don't need much, just a little something that shows Ezio was there.

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There is a fucking episode called THE ASSASSIN
IF THAT ISN'T A REFERENCE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

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Italian Stallion

(Anonymous) 2014-03-24 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
This just popped into my head.
Some of Ezio's Brotherhood recruits are dorking around at the hideout while Il Mentore is off gallivanting. Suddenly, epiphany moment for one of the recruits that the nation-wide-famous Italian Stallion, is their very own Ezio Auditore Da Firenze.
Scenario A) All the recruits go EEEEEEEWWWWWWW and start avoiding Ezio awkwardly and there's a lot of uncomfortable silences because in my world, it's a father-child relationship between Ezzy and his fledglings.
Scenario B) Knowing the rumors of the Italian Stallion's mile-long dick and endless stamina, all the recruits get horny as hell and try to jump Ezio the next time he walks through the door. It could either end in more awkwardness or a huge fucking orgy.
It's up to you, author!anons, whether you want A or B, and what happens. I only ask you make it hilarious. Like, halfway to crack hilarious. (Or really hot if you go smut style)

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I absolutely second this!!!! I have absolutely no time to write but now the plotbunny got me. Both are awesome. The first one made me laugh... Gods...

Or C: "What did I tell you? Rumours always have to make a mountain of a hill." "I can hear you!!!!!"

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ANGSTY SADFIC WANTED!

(Anonymous) 2014-03-27 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Alt/mal, Ezio/Leo, Connor/anyone, Edward/everyone. Losses, terror, nightmares, PTSD (srsly, none of them are mentally healthy).

Rip out my heart and stomp on it, anons!

Re: ANGSTY SADFIC WANTED!

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Since you mentioned Edward/everyone, may I suggest the angsty part of my Edward/Anne/Mary AU? It's full of prison-induced PTSD, nightmares, severe depression, life-threatening infection, hallucinations, a little bit of suicidal thoughts, etc. And yet it is a fix-it fic.

http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/2158.html?thread=11720046#cmt11720046

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Lucy/Subject 16 repost

(Anonymous) 2014-03-29 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
So, I was looking around the kinkmeme when I found this from around 4 years ago:

"Subject 16/Lucy. Non-con, bleeding effect craziness. "The soprano is so beautiful...and she cries when I fuck her." Feel free to make it as horrible and fucked up as posible."

Original prompt: http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/438.html?thread=841654

It only got one short full before it was abandoned by its writer!anon, which I know is a lot more than what some of the other fills are getting, but like the sicko I am, I want more.

Needs it

(Anonymous) 2014-03-30 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Anons, I need the unspeakable on this meme. I need straight sex. I need a cock inside of a vagina. Or at least a threesome with vaginal. Don't care who, how, when, or where, I just need sex. Hell, you could genderswap everyone and put them in the middle of an alien invasion for all I care. PWP or a long lead up and aftermath (I am kind of a sucker for the aftermath), I do not care. It's preferable that it's consensual, but dub and non are totally accepted too (Rape dungeon, anybody?). Just, PLEASE.
I will, in fact, mail you my first born if they aren't supposed to be doing it/about to be caught, because like so many others I have the biggest fetish for anxious sex and people doing things they shouldn't.

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I forgot to add; I really really REALLY hated 3 and 4, so please nothing beyond the point of Brotherhood. (I love you Ezzy, but I don't really like Oldzio smut.)

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Claudia lovin

(Anonymous) 2014-03-31 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I don't know how many times this has been requested before, but I don't care.
Claudia/Machiavelli.
There, I said it. I want something more about their developing relationship and maybe their kids and stuff if you go old ppl style. Maybe Ezio finds out and is like "The HELL?" Because over protectiveness. Maybe Clauds and Mach meet up with the Ezzy and Sof and all their kids are like "HEEEEEY COUSIN" and then they do things they are in fact NOT supposed to do behind their parent's backs? If you go younger style I will sell you my soul if you give me lots of "What the fuck are we doing" and lots of "Seriously we aren't supposed to be doing this. What's that you say? Everything is permitted?" and some "Quick hide, here comes Ezio the party pooper"
Preeeease, anons?

Time Travelling Chibi!Ratonhnhake:ton and Big Brother/Father Figure Ezio/Altair

(Anonymous) 2014-03-31 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I have never done this before, but here's a prompt I'm offering up:
The beginning of the fanfic would take place during the burning of Ratonhnhake:ton's village when he's just a child (up to the writer on whether or not it's caused by Washington or the Templars). Having somehow eluded capture from the soldiers, Ratonhnhake:ton makes his way over to either Ziio or the Clan Mother, who, among the surviving villagers, is being held captive. Knowing that they wouldn't be able to escape the soldiers, Ziio or the Clan Mother direct hims to the location of the village's hidden POE(s) (there can be more than one)and tells him to bring it (or them, in case there's more than one)to the Assassins. After finding the artifact(s), though, he finds himself transported, via POE, back in the past to either Ezio's timeline or Altair's. There, he's learning how to become an assassin and finding a big brother or father figure in Ezio or Altair.
Eventually, Ratonhnhake:ton does find a way to go back to his own time with the skills he's learned, but I'd like the fanfic to have lots of fluff, blood, sweat, tears, and just general feels from when he's in the past.
Pwetty pwease?

Sleepy sex

(Anonymous) 2014-03-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
In honour of the daylight savings and a neighbour hosting a party until 3 in the morning, anon would like to present a prompt.

A character cannot sleep. And keeps waking up their significant other with their tossing and turning. The significant other decides to fuck their partner's brains out. Only they're still half asleep. Cue the sleepy sex, with plenty of cuddling and falling asleep on the other person afterwards.

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Question:
Are you ok with genderswaps, or do you prefer the canon? The genderswapped bunnies are biting preeeeetty hard for this potential write!anon.

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Long prompts galore

(Anonymous) 2014-03-31 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
So, I played three.
And then I played four.
I have but one thing to say.
Ubisoft, please go die. You give us a hell-bent on revenge character who doesn't even really care about the Assassin vs. Templar stuff, who manipulates it to his own will so he can kill the guys he THINKS killed his mommy, and then you kill Desmond RIGHT when his story starts to really get looked into in three.
Then you proceed to add ice and salt to our heart-deep wounds by giving us a man WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SINGLE FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE ASSASSINS OR TEMPLARS, spends all his time sailing around on a boat, and got all of his friends killed by his idiocy and ignorance. Not to mention the modern day. "Hi there! I'm Melanie LeBitch, and let me show you to your Animus! We dissected an innocent twenty year old man for his DNA and put it in this computer so that you can live his ancestor's memories and make it into a video game!"
Then I went back to one and two and two's followups, begging for forgiveness and for Alty and Ezzy to erase the last two games in my memory so that I can live in the age of actual Assassins and a living, breathing Desmond Miles.
I seriously need some Desmond fluff. I know there's a possible filler for that songfic up there, but It's more likely to turn out angsty. I just need some nostalgia and happiness and ignorance of what's to come. A playful argument with Shaun. Desmond and Lucy get tipsy when he shows her how to mix drinks. Rebecca throws a random party (and Shaun gets covered in silly string) because for some reason Rebecca is really random to me. Don't care what you do, just make it happy.
Gah. Long prompt is long.

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Will... will OP take implied angst? Because random writer!fag has a very bittersweet bunny gnawing on their leg.

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AC/Hetalia crossover - Ezio training the Italy brothers

(Anonymous) 2014-04-01 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a fan of both series and I've seen Leonardo or Ezio having to babysit one or both of them, or the brothers are secretly modern-day Assassins. But right now I'm hoping to see one where Ezio is training them.
For obvious reasons they would need to be aged up to at least to teenagers, Ezio can know whether or not they're Nations, or they could be human the whole time.

Comedic? Serious? Mix of both? Go with whatever, I just want to see it happen.

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Ezio: If you hit the target, you pasta.
N. Italy: Pastaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
S. Italy: No. Way.
Ezio: And tomatoes!
S. Italy: Got it!

Now you know why you get allthe tomatoes in Brohood.

Assassin threecest

(Anonymous) 2014-04-03 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
http://m.weheartit.com/entry/50148508/via/SuriBerardi
This is one of the most arousing, sexiest things I've ever seen. Can I PLEASE have something based off this pic? PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE ANONS?

filled! Animus Glitch

(Anonymous) 2014-04-13 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
First, there was the bleeding effect that layered images over his waking hours and left Desmond groping through the air after things that didn't exist in reality. Then, there had been the dreams as his brain tried to assimilate the many-different-lives that he'd lived into one cohesive whole. He'd spent hours trying to keep himself awake and keep the dreams at bay and every night he found himself dragged into the dark oblivion of sleep and the terrible blood-soaked nightmares that he found there.

But the worst of it wasn't the nightmares or the lack of reality that left him feeling disconnected. The worst was the way his body started reacting to his ancestors like it was being systematically programmed to accept their personalities-and-the overlay of their physical bodies on his. He started craving the Animus, started daydreaming about wearing Altair's skin--about the way Ezio's clothes felt when he was so far into the man's memories he couldn't tell the difference between himself and Ezio anymore.

All of his dreams turned slowly lewd. Everything slanted to one side and he woke up every night like he'd crawled his way out of pornographic heaven. It didn't matter to his mind or his dick that he'd never had a wandering thought about having sex with a man before. His dreams wanted nothing so much as they wanted him crushed between Ezio-and-Altair until he was gasping and desperate and their familiar voices were whispering dirty-sweet-nothings into his ear.

Then they found the Apple, then something used him to kill Lucy and he found himself floating around in the cracked-and-broken pieces of his own mind represented as a series of doorways by the Animus. It was only a matter of time before he found one that led him somewhere further into the rabbit hole.

It went something like this:

Altair, the young and furious version, still fresh from his demotion and not yet in full control of his own future. He was an impressive, lethal force in the close space around them. Everything beyond a single puddle of light was black-and-hazy, as if it were completely aware that it had no right to exist. "You have strange thoughts," Altair said to him. His voice was fluid-but-flat as he spoke in English he had no right to know. When he moved, the easy shift of every muscle in his body was apparent beneath his robes and Desmond was caught between the instant attraction he felt for him and the mortal peril trying so hard to exert control over his legs.

"You're telling me," Desmond managed to say before he let himself be dragged into a kiss. Altair-was-his-height exactly but his body was slimmer and harder. His lips were a rough slant against Desmond's just before he licked into Desmond's mouth. And what grasp of reality Desmond might have had melted away the way his body all but gave out. He wrapped both of his arms around Altair's body as he kissed him back.

Altair's hands were at his waist, pulling his hoodie up to get at the button of his pants, pulling it open and shoving his zipper down. He caught the waistband of Desmond's pants and yanked it down roughly, baring his dick and ass in one efficient move. Desmond groaned at the cool brush of air and the hard grip of hands on his ass pulling him bodily forward into the rough-warmth of Altair's robes. He looked down between them, felt dizzy-and-momentarily transparent as he tried to catch his breath. Altair's hands were kneading at his ass and Desmond didn't even try to keep from greedily grinding his hardening dick against the man's solid body. He closed his eyes, kept one arm over Altair's shoulders so he didn't fall on his ass and pressed the flat of his palm against Altair's chest.

It-was-just-so-real. "Fuck it," he said to himself, to the Animus around them, to the specter that was pulling his ass cheeks apart with a dirty grin on it's face. Desmond kissed Altair again as he reached down to search for the string that held his pants in place.

Altair dragged them down, pulled Desmond into his lap and rubbed his now-bare dick between his spread cheeks. His fingers were hard-almost-painful and the body-warm and buttery-soft gloves were like sandpaper against Desmond's skin. It was hard to breath, to think, to search around for some sense of real when Altair was right there with a smirk on his face and a knowing glint in his eyes.

Oh-arrogance was never attractive but when it was right there in front of him and he was gagging for it. Desmond sucked a wet breath in and hooked his arm back around Altair's neck as he lifted himself with his trembling legs. "What are you waiting for?" he asked.

Altair's grip on his hips was bruising-hard and there was no-sense in the way he pulled Desmond down on his dick without even the most cursory attempt to look to see if it would work. Desmond was slick-and-ready and his mind grasped at that as a proof of insanity but it didn't fucking matter that much because Altair was thick-and-hot and pushing up into him with all the presumptive arrogance in the entire fucking history of the world. His head tilted to one side as he looked oh-so-innocent.

Desmond's face was hot with blush and his dick was hard like fucking iron. He was being steadily split open as his body broke out in sweat everywhere. "Oh fuck," he said.

"Very strange thoughts," Ezio said from somewhere over his shoulder. His body was a weight against Desmond's back when he leaned across him to kiss Altair. His gloved hand pulled Altair's off Desmond's waist and his other arm went around them to clutch at Altair's back to crush the three of them together. The wet-pleased-murmurs they made as they kissed were so close to his ear he thought the could feel a dampness on his own cheek. He rocked his ass down against Altair's dick in time with their moans, leaned forward against the steady strength of Altair's shoulder.

"Fuck," he said when the heat was unbearable and he couldn't find the right angle and his dick was throbbing so hard trapped up against Altair's body that it was stealing what rational thought he'd managed to retain. "Fuck me," he groaned.

Ezio looked at him--oh-so-young still and oh-so-pleased with himself for existing. His face was out of focus so close to Desmond's but the hand that dropped down to rub slick and curious fingers at his whole was in perfect focus. Altair was fucking up into now that he wasn't distracted by Ezio's mouth, knocking Desmond off balance every-single-time he slapped their hips together so that all Desmond could manage was to hang on with both hands. Ezio's two fingers pushed into his body with Altair's dick and Desmond threw his head back with a groan that might as well have been a scream.

"Oh shit," he said, "oh fuck. Oh fuck me." He grabbed at Ezio's hair and pulled him forward enough to kiss him in a sideways-backward slant. Ezio's fingers were a solid pressure inside of him as Altair fucked up into him all the harder. He was laying back now, supported on his elbows as he watched Ezio and Desmond. His eyes were little slits and his mouth was a red-smear out of the corner of Desmond's vision.

Behind him, there was a rustle of clothes and Ezio pulled his fingers free, caught Desmond by the hips and pulled him off Altair's dick and back onto his own. Desmond was on his knees-and-elbows now, face pushed into the hard edge of Altair's belt. His mouth was gaping-open in disbelief as Ezio fucked him briskly. Altair's hand was in his hair, pushing it up away from his face and then down at his mouth, running his callused thumb across his lower lip before he pushed it in against his teeth. His other hand was on his dick, pushing it toward Desmond's mouth.

It wasn't a question, just a fact, Desmond closed his eyes and licked his lips and tried-so-hard not to groan greedily when Altair rubbed the head of his dick over his face and teased his lips with the slick-and-salt taste of the tip.

"Suck him," Ezio said against the nape of his neck. He was leaning across him now, one arm around his waist, the point of his chin digging into Desmond's shoulder. His gloved hand was rough in Desmond's hair, shoving him down so Altair's dick slid into his mouth and nearly down his throat.

He had to pull away to keep from choking and Altair looked oh-so-smug about it as he waited with a perfect pretend patience for Desmond to get his breath back before Ezio pushed him back down on Altair's dick. This time was easier, this time it was easier to close his lips around him and suck at him. Altair let out a pant of appreciation and Ezio straightened up to start fucking him again. Every thrust drove Altair deeper into his mouth and the two of them were vocal in appreciation of how easy Desmond was to use.

Oh-God-and-he was so hard he couldn't even think. Ezio was pounding into him so hard it should have hurt-and-didn't. He was groaning around Altair's dick, begging for more with every greedy roll of his ass back against the relentless thrust of his hips. And Altair was rocking up against his face now, fingers at the back of his head holding him in place. It was oh-so-fucking-good as Desmond slurped greedily at his dick as he massaged Altair's spread thighs with his hands.

He came first, and Ezio cursed at the tight clench of his body as he fisted both of his hands into Desmond's hood and pulled it so tight the zipper felt like it was going to strangle him. Altair grunted in disapproval when his dick pulled free of Desmond's mouth.

Ezio fucked him faster then, and Desmond couldn't stop the shiver-shake-writhe of his body as he was pulled back again-and-again onto Ezio's dick. He licked at his wet lips and looked up at Altair's predatory little smile as he jerked himself off fast to the soundtrack of Ezio's hips slapping wetly against Desmond's.

"Come on him," Ezio said behind his back and Altair arched his back as he did as he was told. His come hit Desmond's face, across his cheek and his mouth. It was caught in his eyelashes when he closed his eyes and hanging off his chin when he groaned. Ezio's laugh was so low-and-pleased in counterpoint to the brutal short thrusts of his hips as he fucked himself to orgasm in Desmond's plaint body.

They collapsed in a heap. Desmond wiped his eyes to open them and Altair was right there to kiss him before Ezio grabbed his face and turned it toward him so he could kiss him and lick the taste of Altair off his skin. Altair pulled him back and Desmond did little but kiss whoever pressed their mouth against his.

"You can't stay here forever," Altair said when they'd all settled in place.

"Just for a minute," Desmond said because he was tired and it was warm just-right-here.

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Re: [FILLED] Il Mentore is THE Italian Stallion

(Anonymous) 2014-04-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Like oh my god I love you. That was so hilariously perfect, please give OP a big hug while she showers you with love confetti!
About the names thing, mio dio, I know that plight. I used to spend at least an hour on Italian baby name websites before I just sucked it up and replayed Brotherhood, putting the names of all my recruits in my phone.

Re: [FILLED] Il Mentore is THE Italian Stallion

(Anonymous) 2014-04-05 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck. Can mod please delete this little misfire?

I should be doing an actual fill. Oh well.

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REPOST from Part 4 Ezio/Sofia Kinklessons

(Anonymous) 2014-04-06 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love a fic where Ezio and Sofia are in bed and figuring out what the other likes - whether by asking, telling, sticking fingers in places and hoping for the best I don't mind, Anons.

But what would really make me a happy bunny is, that Ezio loves anal play and being fisted and is very worried that Sofia will think him weird or unmanly or something. Sofia is awesome and wants to learn how to treat Ezio *just right* to get him off, and takes to anal play with hubby like a duck to water (especially with Ezio restrained and begging).

Ezio is very relieved, and reciprocates a little bit (whether or not she likes anal play herself is entirely up to Anons - like anything else some girls love it some don't) but the level of love and trust between them after sharing this makes it worthwhile.