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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 4
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Discussion

Oldzio training Altair and Malik

(Anonymous) 2014-08-05 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Apple shenanigans results in Revelations!Ezio getting transported to Masyaf while Altair and Malik were still novices. As a cover for his sudden appearance, he poses as an envoy from the Italian Assassins here in the hopes to share knowledge so that both factions can learn from one another (at the very least it would buy him some time). Because they don't trust him with high level information, at least until they can get a message over to confirm his story, they put him with the novices to see how they are managed and to maybe help train them himself.

Ezio is fine with this, a bit excited at the prospect of new training regimens for his own recruits, and is especially thrilled to find the great eagle of Masyaf (more of a fledgling at this point) as one of his new students. A bond grows between Ezio, Altair, Malik and the rest of his students until Ezio's cover becomes discovered and he becomes hunted by the order.

Re: Oldzio training Altair and Malik

(Anonymous) 2014-08-06 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Main plot hole IMO: Didn't Revelations essentially retcon the Polos into being the founders of the Italian [i]and[/i] Turkish orders? Unless the Levantine Assassins are both aware of the far-flung nature of the global Assassin orders (so that Ezio's story isn't immediately treated as impossible) yet not so worldly as to be aware that the Italian order wasn't founded yet...

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Altmal.....again

(Anonymous) 2014-08-05 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair/Malik

I would totally love either a slutty!Malik or a slutty!Altair.

Kinks could be...rimming or fisting or fletching or all three?

Would totally loved if this gets filled. >:]

Re: Altmal.....again

(Anonymous) 2014-08-06 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding so hard!

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Connor and Haytham, Cast Away

(Anonymous) 2014-08-05 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Connor and Haytham. Lost. On a deserted island in the Carribean.

Do I have to say more!

Maybe they were left behind by the crew of the Aquila after their hunt for Church, to settle their problem. Maybe there was a storm. Maybe they were kidnapped by pirates and had to jump off the ship.

Smut, gen, whatever the anon wants! A lot of Master Sassiness and maybe a smug Connor, who knows how to hunt and let his father to his own device, until Haytham comes to ask with a "PLEASE".

Bonus points for a desperate Haytham: he searches all the plants on the island to see which one are edible, because THERE IS NO TEA and british Haytham wants his tea damnit!
Double bonus points for Connor who knows the herbs and plants and he makes a tea for his father so he can just shut his mouth (snark off while drinking tea) to drink and let Connor in peace for a few, blessed, minutes!

Blast from the past post!

(Anonymous) 2014-08-07 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
This is the post where you can comment if you have made a fill on any prompt from part 6, page 20 (in threaded view) and backwards.

To make it easy to look through, please only comment with your fill's title, characters, and the link to the original prompt+fill. :)

Re: Blast from the past post!

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Title: Nest

Characters: Ezio, Leonardo, various recruits

Link: http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9376771

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Crossover with My Little Pony?

(Anonymous) 2014-08-07 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I see MLP crossovers everywhere but here. THIS MUST BE AMENDED!

So, Assassins as ponies. Complete with knife-cutie marks that they have to go through serious hoops to keep hidden. And the sheer mindboggling idea of ponies doing parkour and climbing walls.

Cracky and/or multifills are more welcome than a honey-coated Ezio dropped off in Leonardo's bedroom!

Re: Crossover with My Little Pony?

(Anonymous) 2014-08-18 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, maybe I can convince the kids they want to write this (too young for the kinkmeme but old enough to write crack!)

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stalker fail

(Anonymous) 2014-08-08 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So anon has just lost the plot playing revelations and is now inspired to share a prompt.

There was a stalker whom I noticed, and so I started walking, he followed, and I turned around once or twice just to amuse myself, and this guy shuffles awkwardly and attempts to hide a bloody big dagger behind his back, as if I hadn't noticed it.

So, I want to see a stalker fail. Maybe ezio keeps killing them, so in desperation the Templars hire their last resort, a bumbling idiot, who immediately goes and fails by being a, seen, b, caught and c, clumsy.

Any assassin outwitting a dumb stalker.

Share the humour!!!

Re: stalker fail

(Anonymous) 2014-08-08 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite stalker incident was when one shanked me in front of some Jenisaries, and was immediately clobbered by them. Thanks, Officers :D!

Connor with Asperger's

(Anonymous) 2014-08-08 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It may be a strange request, but I'd like to request a fic where Connor has Asperger’s Syndrome.
I have Asperger’s Syndrome, a high-functioning form of autism that usually results in abnormally low knowledge of proper social interactions, difficulty with change, stiff and robotic movements, taking everything literally, etc. Now I know that Connor was not written as autistic and much of his behavior is the result of PTSD or his culture, but I cannot tell you how nice it is to have a character that has as much trouble with social interaction as I do, a character that is *gasp* “rigid and emotionless” around people who he can’t understand/look down on him, and a character that is innocent and naive as opposed to a knowledgeable player. When I play as Connor I feel like I in a tiny way I can seamlessly slip into his shoes, and I’ve always wanted a fic where he had Asperger’s because of it.
Whether it’s a modern AU, just an AU in general, or follows canon with Desmond recognizing his symptoms and feeling bad for not being able to tell him, I don’t care as long as Connor has Asperger’s.
If you want to include a pairing DesCon is preferred but I don’t mind if another one is used.

Re: Connor with Asperger's

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
This is pretty cool. Shows what Ubisoft can do for people. :)
I second!

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Amnesia:the dark disent AU!!

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I just finished this game(I donno how.I just did.wow i can't believe i did.) and i really want to see this AU.

Poor Daniel-Desmod (sorry Des. :D)
Alexander-Clay (He's bit crazy too and i love crazy)
Agrippa-Shaun (This is important.Chatterbox shaun!pls!)

And..else's your choice!
As for pairing.I'd like to Clay/Desmond.(Hell Yeah)

Bonus point:
-Clay is obsessed with Desmond.
-Desmond tried to run away,but it failed.
-Angry non-con

I need this!pls!

Re: Amnesia:the dark disent AU!!

(Anonymous) 2014-08-19 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding... I've never been able to finish that game, though it is an excellent constipation remedy

Altmal

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Guys, I don't care how you do it, I just want Altair holding Malik down/tying him up while he fucks his brain out/slowly tortures him with a vibrator.

Maybe the Apple has a dirty mind and thought Altair and Malik should have more fun in the sack.

I offer a blood sacrifice.

Re: Altmal

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Please! I need this with a burning passion!

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Re: When Haytham Reads Hay/Con Fanfics...

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED!

Seriously, this would be awesome.

Maybe I'll fill it...

Misfire!Comment

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
*Facepalm*

I'm sorry. I swear I. Clicked. Reply.

Cazzo.

Misfire!Fill

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"Force of habit, sorry!"

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Our favourite assassin is hanging out with their sidekick when the sidekick does something that causes a knee-jerk reaction.

Maybe Malik goes "You don't understand; I have nothing!" at one point, and Altaïr decks him in the face before realizing what he's doing.

Re: "Force of habit, sorry!"

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!! Seconded!!!

Or Leonardo starts singing when hes drunk. Badly. XD

This prompt is brilliant!!

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TWICE THE BITCHES

(Anonymous) 2014-08-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
So I have seen a prompt for Altair cloning himself with the help of the apple and fucking ... himself.

But I haven't seen a prompt for Altair cloning himself with the help of the apple and fucking ... Malik. Together with his clones.

Apologies for adding to the Altair/Malik pile, but I really can't get enough of them.

It would be the best if it was actually consensual and with more than one clone!

Re: TWICE THE BITCHES

(Anonymous) 2014-08-31 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
...I might try to fill this. I've never written a threesome though so I cannot make any gurantess about quality, haha...

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A!A

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OFF

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Has anyone played this game? Or watch someone play it?

This game is awesome. Crossover OFF x AC pls? Maybe one of the Templars as The Batter and the assassins as the guardians of each zone?

Re: OFF

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
This anon loves OFF! :D

And wishes that she could meld the two games together, but I'm not a fan of the Templars.....

Though now I'm thinking of Desmond as The Batter, the symbols being past assassins, and to continue this train of thought would ruin Off in spoilers....

I honestly, 99.99% cannot say that I will fill this cause I lack time, but you have me thinking now. T_T'

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(Spoilers for GotG!) The Apple of Eden actually contains an Infinity Stone.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Do with that what you will anons. Maybe the casing contains the stone's powers to make it more useable. Those that came before are actually those that perished to it's power? Just have fun anons. Maybe throw in Leonardo actually solving the casing thus exposing the stone and nearly burning because of it? Bend the rules for this AU guys. Have fun!

Re: (Spoilers for GotG!) The Apple of Eden actually contains an Infinity Stone.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-15 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. My. GOD, THIS IS AWESOME. And now I want crazy, space adventures with the gang.

Altair, Ezio and Connor who are Nova Corps elite secret agents. Desmond is the trio's protege. He's always getting into fights with his dad, William, who was brilliant Nova Corps secret agent. Retired, William's always on Desmond's case. Achilles is their weary, eye-rolling captain. He and Malik, his snarky, right-hand man, constantly bond over how much of supposed fuck-ups the Assassin quartet is. Leonardo is in charge of the Corps Research and Development department. He also loves smuggling the quartet the coolest weapons and tech. Aveline, another secret agent, has a friendly rivalry with the quartet. She prefers working alone, but whenever shit hits the fan, she's always down to bail them out.

Meanwhile, Edward is a wealthy, retired smuggler and the quartet's main informant. Haytham took over his dad's operation long ago, but turned it into a brutal crime syndicate (which prompted Edward to become an informant and breaks his heart). He and Connor are always in emotional and deadly conflict. Lucy, Shaun and Rebecca are team of snarky bounty hunters who take bounty hunting contracts from the Assassin quartet. Unfortunately, Lucy is a double-agent for Thanos and/or Haytham. And EVERYONE wants that Infinity Gem/Piece of Eden.

Of course, these crazy people are always running into Star Lord and his team of misfits. Sometimes they team up, sometimes they're in opposition...sorry, I got a little carried away with imagining everything :-P

OP here.

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blarg

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Anybody else see the "Doh Vinci" vanity commercial? I want to scream. It is so extremely stupid and IT USES LEO'S NAME. Perhaps he comes to our time through apple shenanigans and just face palms because of what has become of the human race. Just, gimmie some angry, smart, awesome Leonardo.

Fill: Doh, says the Vinci

(Anonymous) 2014-09-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
A/N: Minifill, typed in about half an hour. Mostly just contains tired and annoyed Leonardo, sorry. :(



The morning had started relatively well enough. Somehow, Shaun had managed to procure cold milk and cereal - proper, real American cereal, with enough sugar and salt that the recommended daily portion was in the single digit weights, and Desmond of course promptly ate half the bag. William and Shaun had somehow managed to not snark at Desmond despite the boy pigging out like that, Rebecca had cheered him on and kept filling the bowl when it started to run out...

And then the little warning light flashed on one of the tables, telling them that someone - or something, as the last intruder had been a confused skunk, and Desmond was still angry that he had lost his precious black hoodie to the stink - had entered the ruins. Merriment put on hold, and the bag of cereal squirreled away, Desmond had strapped on the hidden blade and crept, as quietly as a shadow, onto the upper floor and the rafters. The others had hidden in various spots, ready with guns should Desmond fail the initial attack.

A small voice in the back of his head had complained that he hadn't gotten a gun, but by then it turned out that it was actually a person this time. Desmond had jumped, then, body attuned by one-and-a-half lifetime of knowledge (he figured that only Ezio counted for a full life) and blade extended towards the jugular of the intruder.

Only to find his arm seized in a steel grasp, his momentum turned against him to spin him harmlessly out of the way. Body already caught up in both Altaïr and Ezio's memories, Desmond had already grabbed hold of the person's arm and thrust his hand forward. And then realised that in the span of those few seconds, his hidden blade had been disabled, and, instead, struck his palm against an unfairly hard chest.

And then he had looked up, and all but collapsed when the Bleeding Effect slammed into him with the gentle force of a tsunami. Oh, he had gotten used to it in Monterrigioni, where just about everything was a memory. But then they had gone back West, to America, and the Bleeding Effect had lessened - Desmond was just waiting for when Connor would start bleeding through.

But then again, staring into the face of someone Ezio had known for fifty years would probably do that to anyone.

Thankfully, no one panicked and started shooting guns. It took a bit to confirm his identity, especially with the whole 'we last saw you in 1516' thing. It did not help that Shaun had gotten mentally stuck and was reduced to communicating solely in excited, high-pitched giggling and squeeing.

But, eventually, they had to conclude that Leonardo da Vinci was, in fact, sitting before them, dressed in perfectly modern clothes, wearing a red cap, carrying a scottish accent that only seemed to come out when he was paying attention, and otherwise looking precisely as he had in 1488. A bit more puzzling and questioning told them that the Apple apparently had some interesting side effects, although he had never quite managed to duplicate the trick - which was said with a slightly sad expression, and Desmond had to sit down when he realised that Leonardo had probably watched Ezio die.

William had taken Shaun for a walk before the Brit worked himself into yet another nervous fit of hero-worship, and now Desmond watched as Rebecca fiddled with the Animus, and Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci, born 1452, was tapping away at a tablet computer. The sight was anachronistic enough that it kept the worst of the Bleeding Effect at bay, and so Desmond was concious when the old-young master painter suddenly frowned and made an annoyed noise.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Yet another company using my name," Leonardo said, dropping briefly into annoyed and acharic Italian as he continued to swipe at the screen. "Misusing it. Look at this, they're making vanities for children, with play-doh! They could even have called it 'Da Vanity', but no, they have to insult me!"

"Your fault for becoming famous in the first place," Rebecca replied, screwdriver clenched between her teeth.

Leonardo gave an exhasperated sigh as Desmond scrolled through the email detailing the prototype of a decorating tool with some kind of adhesive gel-thing.

"Well, it does look like the children have to be creative?" he attempted, and was promptly glared at. He found that William's glares had absolutely nothing on something that had been fine-tuned through half a millenium, and possibly countless generations of wayward assassins.

"That kind of creativity is more remniscent of the Simpsons than of my works," Leonardo replied and made an exhasperated flail of his arms. "They are following stencils!"

"Welcome to the club of public domain," Rebecca replied, head-first inside the Animus' cabled intestines.

Leonardo shook his head, turning off the tablet and returning it to his pack. "That is a club I would rather be without," he said. "Alas, I have been dead for almost five hundred years, and cannot copyright my own name. It would save me from having to see my name plastered on rubbish pizzarias, at least."

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Ezio/Leonardo H/C

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
There have been many stories where Ezio is injured quite badly and is nursed back to health thanks to Leonardo.

Well, I want to see the opposite of that with Ezio caring for an injured Leonardo. This pairing needs more ~drama~ to balance out the adorable fluff and the guards just seemed to love to hassle the shit out of the poor guy.

BADFIC NEEDED!

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is starting to get fed up with all of these well-written stories.

Anon wants badfic! Genuine, horrible, 'oh god why' badfic, not just the fics that don't get spellchecked. Complete lack of proper personalities for everyone! Random modern anachronisms liberally strewn across the timeline! Smut so rubbish that it makes an IKEA manual look sexy! Mary-sues and Gary-stus running rampant EVERYWHERE! Fourth wall breakage! And, of course, bending the English language right over and raping its grammar until it cries for mercy.

Crack accepted? Yep. Random pairings? Of course. Random tense switching? Bonus points for every time you go from past to present to future tense in a single paragraph.

BADFIC FILL

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you understand what monsters you’ve unleashed? DO YOU?

Ezio was in his apartmnet on Tibre Island when Leonadro enters: “EZI I LEAVE U COZ I MET MY TRU LOVE STEVE. HE IS A BETTER KILLER THAN YOU AND HES WAY HOTTER.”

Ezio cries: “NO LEO DON’T LEAVE ME I LOVE U”

“YOUR A LIAR! YOUR JUST A CHAETING HO! I SAW YOU WITH BARTOLMEO AND BIANCA THE OTHER DAY.”

“THEY DONT MATTER BABY YOU’R THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!”

“NO EZI I DON’T BELEIVE YOU YOU SLEEP WITH CATERINA AND ROSA AND CLAUDIA AND LA VOLPE. I SAW YOU. Ill LEAVE NOW I HAVE TO GO BANG MY PURFECT BOIFREIND” and Leon leaved.

Don’t worry son you should marry Tarrik hes way better for you says Giovani.

Yu think so dad? says Ezio.

“Yes I do son.”

“NO YOU SHOULD MARY ME” says Almualim. But then altair killed him so hes dead.

Leonardo didnt care about all that cos he was being jumped by his stud, Steve (his full name was Steve Auditore Ibnlaahad da Rome but thats to long so Leo called him Steve or Master sometime lol. Also hes Ezios sun). He had super beautiful soft black hair and soulfull red eyes and he was really tall and has a six pack. His love rod was so big Leo bleeds from his ass but that thats okay coz he like it. Suddently his neck hurt becaus Steve bit him. He cum.

Why u bit me” says Leonardo.

“I’m a vampire.”

Steve is a vampire! Now Leon is one two and they live together foreva.

THE END.

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journal

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
As anon types, her ac3 game is paused because a prompt has just smacked her across the face with more power than the broom of doom.

So, I just bumped into Achilles sitting on the rocks near his family's graves, writing in a journal.

Prompt is such; forget haytham's journal, what about Achilles'? Maybe Connor finds it after his death when hes clearing his room, or searching for the picture or something. Or maybe a fic where Achilles writes about Connor's training?

Fluff, humour, dark, whatever. Anon just wants to see more Achilles and more insight into his character. Because he didn't get enough notice in the game.

The Connor and the ooh shiny

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So I tried to play AC3. SO FREKKING MANY TREES! Anon kept getting lost everywhere.

Anyway, anon got to the part where Connor needs to save a future townsperson from being swept downriver.

So, of course, I sprint along, climbing sheer hills, bursting through thorny bushes, and generally having Connor be all heroic. Oh, two wolves in my path? Fine, so the quick time events, clear the path, keep running...

And while I am LOOKING at the poor fellow heading towards the waterfall at a terrifying speed, I get the usual "desynch imminent!" flash and a "Connor always skinned the animals he killed" message.

If we go by the idea that desynchronisations happen because the player fails to do things the way the ancestor did, well... That means that Connor actually stopped the rescue in order to skin the wolves, before running further down the river to save his future townsperson.

Conclusion: Connor gets distracted by everything. Life or death situation; fine, but Connor really needs to get that kitten out of a tree first.

Re: The Connor and the ooh shiny

(Anonymous) 2014-08-15 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
This speaks to me on a very personal level. I second this so much!

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Early Rogue Request

(Anonymous) 2014-08-15 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Has anyone seen the previews for Rogue?!?!?! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6M_jpmLydw) Did anyone notice HAYTHAM right there next to Shay?

I know it's early. I know we have no idea if Shay's an asshole or not... I know we don't know if Haytham likes his little Templar newb or not...

But could we have some hot Haytham/Shay action?

In my head, I see it more as hate sex, because this is the time period where Haytham was young and stupid and still wanted to unite the orders. And from the trailer, Shay comes off as someone who wants to take out all the Assassin's--so I can totally see them... disagreeing.

But hey, I'll take anything.

BTW...Do we have a discussion post?

Re: Early Rogue Request

(Anonymous) 2014-08-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
DID I NOTICE HAYTHAM? dude I paused a stared at him.

I just realized.. the gameplay demo Ubisoft showed us takes place in 1758, meaning it's after Jenny, Holden and Haytham assaulted Reginald Birch's chateau in France, so yeah, definitely hate sex. But who's more angry, no idea, 'cause at this point, Shay would have been betrayed by the Assassins, while Haytham would have learned that it was the Templars behind the attack on his home in 1735.

I need this game like air.
and someone please fill this!

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DLC! Washington/Charles, master/slave + mind control repost

(Anonymous) 2014-08-16 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Despite all the shit Charles tended to give Washington, Washington genuinely seemed to like Charles. What if the reason for that was because Washington was in love with him? Then, Washington gets his power, both Apple and political. Now that he's got complete control over this new country and a new way of looking at things, he's going to try a new way of getting Charles to "fall in love" with him aka mind control. It's pretty easy with Haytham out of the way (whether or not Washington killed him or something else is up to writeanon) and so he uses his power to make Charles worship the ground he walks on just like he did with Haytham. Maybe he also uses this "new" Charles as an example to everyone else of what will happen if they oppose him since he must be pretty powerful to bring someone like Charles to his knees. I would kind of really love it if Washington kept him on a leash and walked him around everywhere like Charles did with his dogs. And also maybe he forces Charles to give him blowjobs in public/do other various sexual things, which of course, mind controlled as he is, Charles is more than happy to do. I would also love it if maybe Connor sees this and actually feels bad for his once mortal enemy because no one should be put through something like that. Whether or not Connor tries to help is, again, up to writeanon, I just really want Connor to take pity on Charles, at least.

AGH HUG ME ANONS

(Anonymous) 2014-08-16 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Just read the tumblr threads about the Denko guy.
The 600 emails-in-three-days guy.
The (´・ω・`) guy.
...
I can say I am very honestly creeped out. Murders, I can take (if I couldn't, I sincerely doubt I'd be in this fandom). But this, just, *shivers*. This is torture. This is, in my definition, a description worthy of true, inescapable fear. Yea, I get that (´・ω・`)-guy might just be a really dedicated troll, but that does not dispute the fact that people like this DO exist.
~
Anons, can I please have some sugary, shameless fluff? I just want to ooze giggles and spout nonsense at how a real, loving, true relationship is.
Really in love with Altaïr, novice that he is, right now. As for who I'd like him paired with, I'm on equal odds of love for Malik and Maria.
(But I also ship Maria/Abbas because of a reeeaalllyy old fic about Malik knocking up genderbend Altaïr so if you want to forgo Altaïr I'm all for it. I'll give you cookies if you give me genderswaps, but I'll still give an anon cookies for canon sexes. Just... one less cookie.)

Re: AGH HUG ME ANONS

(Anonymous) 2014-08-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Would OP be good with Altaïr/Malik/Maria? If not, I can just write it with just two characters.

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Fluff Needed

(Anonymous) 2014-08-16 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon is not having the best of days. It's my Dad's anniversary and work was hellish and Robin Williams died and I has a sad and I have to have fluff for smiling purposes.

There have been many wonderful fics involving Leonardo getting kitties, and I just thought it might be nice if someone could give Ezio a puppy instead. Bonus points for it not being a "manly" breed and more like a little, fluffy, yappy thing that's all wagging tail and licks.

Super bonus points if Ezio tries to be standoffish towards the dog at first but is seen sneaking it table scraps and is eventually persuaded to CUDDLE TEH PUPPY!

A roost for an eagle

(Anonymous) 2014-08-17 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Lots of Altaïr, huh? Eh, he deserves our love because he's a novice and we love novices. (And arrogant dickwads)
Imma add to the Altaïr prompt list, now.
So, since Altaïr is out on missions a lot and he's only in his twenties, he's probably still got a shitload of "hormones" circling through his system. That said, rubbing one out in the Bureau would just be disrespectful! And, what guard won't try to maim a horny Assassin hiding in an alley with a dick in hand? Haystacks? Altaïr would rather not have hay stabbing his cock no matter what way he moves, lesson learned. So, where is the perfect spot?
The rooftop gardens. They're secluded, comfortable, quiet, and he can stay for as long as he likes.
But since I'm me, gotta have some embarrassment.
Altaïr is lounging around in one when a novice crashes in from a chase, straight onto him and his rod. Cue the most awkward and undignified situation the master assassin has ever been in.
Bonus points if:
-it catches on and more and more often Altaïr finds himself intruding on a novice who's jerking the chicken.
-the novice accidentally yammers to Malik and Altaïr NEVER hears the end of it

Re: A roost for an eagle

(Anonymous) 2014-08-17 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! No one can resist a novice. No one. Nooooo one. Anyway, this prompt is GENIUS. Holy shit the mere thought of it is tempting already. IM SECONDING THIS LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

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Killer Pigeons

(Anonymous) 2014-08-18 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Playing the game I keep thinking how insecure using pigeons would be as a source of communications, especially for sensitive information such as Assassination targets. But then again, they are Assassins, perhaps these are special pigeons, trained to survive arduous journeys evading birds or prey and Templars alike. Maybe the Assassins still use them today because they're better at getting secret messages across than any other communications device they have today.

Basically I want a fic focusing on Assassin Pigeons and how they kick ass. It can be with any of the protags, maybe they hate Altair and attack him whenever they see him (he became so good because he was always fighting them), maybe Desmond used them to alleviate his loneliness in the Farm, or how Haytham felt when the pigeons no longer responded to him. Any other ideas you may have would be loved as well.

Re: Killer Pigeons

(Anonymous) 2014-08-19 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE PIGEONS

I don't even care if they're special pigeons. I just want more of the pigeons. They have drama and things, yo.

flyby!anon who is ironically super allergic to feathers

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