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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Edward/Altair, alpha/beta/omega dynamics, smut

(Anonymous) 2015-02-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Altair is Edward's omega slut because why not?!!
seriously im just looking for porn but if anon can put some plot into it i wont mind

Re: Edward/Altair, alpha/beta/omega dynamics, smut

(Anonymous) 2015-03-27 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohoohoohoo I am seconding this. Yes to all Omega!AlAltaïr prompts mmyes

Leo/Ezio, crossdressing, bottom!Ezio

(Anonymous) 2015-02-18 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
sooo Ezio dressed up in a courtesan's dress getting fucked by Leo? preferably on Leo's desk, with all the drawings and codex pages scattered on it.

Re: Leo/Ezio, crossdressing, bottom!Ezio

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
not OP here, but I'd actually kinda like to see this as an art fill tee hee hee

bad drabble fill

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bad drabble fill (2/2)

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AltMal, asphyxiation kink, top!Malik

(Anonymous) 2015-02-18 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
exactly what it says. Wanna see Malik chocking Altair as he fucks him blind.

Re: AltMal, asphyxiation kink, top!Malik

(Anonymous) 2015-02-21 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
YESYESYESYES This is --- ASDFGHJKL;
I also need this! Seconded!
And I know that if I had any writing ability, I would fill this.

Minifill

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Solomon's Temple

(Anonymous) 2015-02-21 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Kadar doesn't get killed in the Temple but instead he gets captured by Robert's men. After finding out that Kadar can't provide them with a lot of useful information about the order, the Templars decide to turn him into a spy and send him back to the Assassins. How they convince him into becoming a spy is up to you. Torture, Stockholm syndrome, threatning to hurt Malik.

+ 10 Kadar getting injured in Solomon's Temple
+ 10 Kadar trying his best to stay true to the Creed
+ 25 Malik discovering that Kadar is a spy

Re: Solomon's Temple

(Anonymous) 2015-03-15 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
hi! driveby anon here
not sure if you've seen this but there is a somewhat similar story on ff.net here
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9076259/1/The-Exception

anon hopes someone does comes along and fills this though, because torture and the like are not part of the above fic

My sanity? (Desmond Angst/Whump, post-AC3 AU)

(Anonymous) 2015-02-27 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
*blows dust off of kinkmeme* Anybody home? I got an angsty prompt idea. (Arrrgh, Desmond, you're my fave character and I love you to bits but I'm sorry I keep getting all these ideas on how to torture you T_T)

In one of the voice memos, Desmond says he's not sure what he'll have to sacrifice in the Temple. "My life? My sanity?"

Well, what if he survived, but his mental capacity started draining away? He goes home to live with his parents again, but dementia gradually sets in. The Assassin doctors finally figure out he's on an irreversible decline and everyone feels super bad for him because he saved the fucking planet and shit, and everyone just wants to give him a bunch of hugs, and they all have to take care of him because he's becoming dangerously senile etc. etc.

(Could possibly be combined with Bleeding Effect-induced psychosis, idk)

Bonus points: Before they figure out what's happening, Shaun ramping up his snide remarks about Desmond's lack of intelligence. Then he feels bad about said remarks later once the situation is laid bare.

I'd prefer it gen but if you wanna throw a side of Des/Becca or Des/Shaun in then that's cool

Re: My sanity? (Desmond Angst/Whump, post-AC3 AU)

(Anonymous) 2015-03-27 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnngh the feels from this is strong D:

Would definitely love to see loads of Bleeding Effect in this too!

Seconding yiss

Any Female (or genderswapped male 'ssassin) Pregnant sex

(Anonymous) 2015-02-28 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a Mighty Need for preggo sexins. I don't mind if it's Altaïr and a very pregnant Maria sexing it up in Masyaf, or if Leo gets genderswapped and needs Ezio to help "take care of her business" (or vice versa) or anyone. I just need belly worship, preggo horniness, and NO MISSIONARY please? (Seriously, all I'm reading right now is missionary, missionary, missionary, and it's a bit too repetitive for me just now).

Re: Any Female (or genderswapped male 'ssassin) Pregnant sex

(Anonymous) 2015-02-28 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded!

FILL: DesBecca Preggo Sexytimes [1/?]

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FILL: DesBecca Preggo Sexytimes [2 out of at least 3]

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FILL: DesBecca Preggo Sexytimes [3/3]

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Re: FILL: DesBecca Preggo Sexytimes [3/3]

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Connor and the Lee Army!

(Anonymous) 2015-03-03 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Where is Charles Lee?"

"Where is Charles Lee?"

"Where is Charles Lee?"

You know Haytham got tired of that shit. So he gets to the breaking point. 'Ask me one more goddamn time about Charles and I swear to the Father of Understanding I will troll you so hard.'

Sure enough, "Where is Charles Lee?"

So Haytham pulls together all his resources to make an army of Lees to unleash upon the city. In exchange for a nifty little bonus, Templars are in the chair at an ungodly hour in the morning to have makeup, wigs, and fake mustaches done by the womenfolk so they look the spitting image of Charles Lee. Then they spread out and seamlessly blend with the people.

So Connor finally finds Charles Lee - Holy fuck, no, he sounds SO Irish. How uncanny. Oh well, it happens.

Ah ha! So Connor finally finds Charles Lee - Okay, no, Lee is a lot of things, but he's not a prostitute.

Ah, there! So Connor finally finds Charles Lee - no, can't be, he has a bunch of CATS!

At the end of the day Haytham hosts a big Charles Lee dinner where stories of encountering and tormenting poor Connor are exchanged. Charles Lee is the guest of honor......... or is he? And Haytham is so fucking pleased with himself.

And back at the homestead, a traumatized Connor cries on Achilles.

Give me ALL THE LEES. \0/

Re: Connor and the Lee Army!

(Anonymous) 2015-03-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds amazing.

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Edward Kenway - Rape/non-con

[personal profile] owlteacup 2015-03-05 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
So... This Anon is in love with Grandpa Kenway. So Anon wants rape/non-con of the dear captain. Maybe a plot to it as well, but if it's harsh, brutal, and agonising for the captain, great! Graphic is nice as well, Anon would really really really love the anon!writer who shows before/during/after effect of the torment, maybe his friends find out, (Blackbeard, Mary, Anne, Adewale etc.)

Bonus if:

Rapist gets to grope and feel up Kenway in an awkward position where he can't run away before isolating and raping him.

Please don't have Kenway ends up liking it and begging for more - Just... no. Please.

I will love all who do this.

Re: Edward Kenway - Rape/non-con

(Anonymous) 2015-03-29 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Omg, totally want this.

Daddy Haytham and Little Connor Prompt: "Phone Call"

(Anonymous) 2015-03-05 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
The words “Unknown Caller” were shown on the screen of his phone as the device hummed and vibrated, waiting for Haytham to accept the call. After a long moment of gazing suspiciously at the screen, Haytham pressed the “Talk” button and brought it to his ear. “Hello?” He said, cautiously. Whatever he had been expecting—a masked voice promising death-threats, Hickey having to replace his phone after losing/breaking it, or even an odd, cluttered minded stranger having called the wrong number—he was completely taken aback when the timid voice of a small boy answered, “H-hello? Is this Haytham Kenway?” “…Who is this?” Haytham said, having regained his composure, “And how did you get this number?” “M-my name’s Connor,” The child stammered, “I’m your son.” Haytham promptly ended the call. He had barely walked three feet when the phone vibrated once more. He glared down at it as it showed “Unknown Caller” once more on the screen, then, against his better judgment, he hit “Talk”. “Please,” The boy, Connor, begged, “You have to listen— “I do not know how you got this number,” Haytham sharply cut him off, “But let me tell you, boy, I have neither the time nor the patience for crank calls.” He was about to hang up, when the boy cried out, “Kaniehtí:io Silex! She’s my mom!” Haytham stopped. The name rendered him speechless as memories flooded him, of long black hair framing a dark-skinned freckled face and two mischievous eyes peering at him as lips formed in a crooked smile. When he could finally speak, the only word he could say was a barely intelligible, “…What…?” “She said you called her Zíio,” Connor said, seemingly encouraged by Haytham’s response, “because you couldn’t say her real name.” Zíio, yes. And he had had trouble saying that name as well on the first try. He remembered how her hazel brown eyes had rolled in frustration as she had to repeat her significantly shorter nickname to him. At present, Haytham hummed thoughtfully to himself before asking, “How old are you, Connor?” “E-eight.” Eight years old…That definitely matched the time gap since he had last seen Zíio. And if what Connor said was true, that he was really was Haytham’s son…He found himself collapsing onto the nearby bench, overwhelmed by this new knowledge. Swallowing, he said, “…Does your mother know that you’re calling me?” They had parted on bad terms, after all, their relationship ending with her turning her back to him, anger and disappointment painted on her face. She had made very it clear that she had not wanted anything to do with him anymore. “…No…” Connor whispered, “…She’s dead…” The world seemed to stop, and Haytham for a long moment could not find his voice. He finally could only choke out, “Dead…? How…? When— “She got mugged and killed,” Connor murmured, “It was almost Halloween.” Oh, Zíio…Haytham’s eyes squeezed shut, as tears threatened to overcome the normally composed man. He let out a shuddering sigh, before saying, “I-I’m sorry…Truly…She was…” strong, clever, beautiful, “a wonderful woman.” A sniffle was heard from the other line before Connor said, “Can you help me?” “‘Help you?’” Haytham repeated in surprise. “What do you mean? Are you in some kind of trouble?” “I got kidnapped by some men.” Connor said, turning Haytham’s blood cold, “They took me someplace and they did…things…” “What?!” He exclaimed. “What did they do to you?! Are you hurt?!” “I got away from them!” Connor replied. “But I think they’re looking for me now.” What could only be a shaking sob echoed from the other line, ringing a pang in Haytham’s heart. “I’m scared…I wanna go home.” “Do you know where you are right now?” Haytham asked. “No,” Connor sniffed miserably. “All right,” Haytham took a deep breath, “Do you see any landmarks that might help indicate your location? Anything? Any street-signs or billboards?” “Um, I think I’m outside a store,” Connor replied, “The sign says ‘Love’s Toybox’…It sounds weird and girly.” “All right,” Haytham said, “Have you called the police yet?” “No, I— Whatever Connor was going to say was completely cut off, when rustling hissed on the other end followed by a rough, “Gotcha, ya little rat!” A child’s shrill cry pierced through the phone and Haytham frantically shouted out, “Connor?! Connor!” His call was unanswered, as the sound of scraping and pained muffled sounds echoed from the other line as the stranger’s voice snarled out, “Who is that?! Who were you trying to call?!” “Connor!” A click sounded and Haytham found himself greeted by absolute silence. The other end had hung up. -------------------------------------------------------------- So, to sum up from this prompt, Haytham receives a call from eight-year-old Connor, finds out that not only is he Connor’s father, but Zíio has been killed, and his son has been kidnapped. What I would like to see from anyone who would adopt this little baby fic/prompt/thing is Haytham investigating Connor’s disappearance and trying to save his son. The kidnappers could be regular human traffickers I guess (sigh) or they could be evilscientistsperforminggeneticexperimentationonchildreninordertoproducesupersoldierwithsuperpowerslikelevitationsuperstrengthtelepathylasereyesinvisibilityahthepossibilities (What can I say…I’m a fan of the super-power premise). If the latter, points if Connor does gain super-powers from the genetic experimentation. -Extra points if Haytham also gains super-powers later on. - - Extra points if Zíio’s death is somehow correlated with Connor’s kidnapping.

Messed up the first time

(Anonymous) 2015-03-05 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
The words “Unknown Caller” were shown on the screen of his phone as the device hummed and vibrated, waiting for Haytham to accept the call. After a long moment of gazing suspiciously at the screen, Haytham pressed the “Talk” button and brought it to his ear.
“Hello?” He said, cautiously.
Whatever he had been expecting—a masked voice promising death-threats, Hickey having to replace his phone after losing/breaking it, or even an odd, cluttered minded stranger having called the wrong number—he was completely taken aback when the timid voice of a small boy answered, “H-hello? Is this Haytham Kenway?”
“…Who is this?” Haytham said, having regained his composure, “And how did you get this number?”
“M-my name’s Connor,” The child stammered, “I’m your son.”
Haytham promptly ended the call. He had barely walked three feet when the phone vibrated once more. He glared down at it as it showed “Unknown Caller” once more on the screen, then, against his better judgment, he hit “Talk”.
“Please,” The boy, Connor, begged, “You have to listen—
“I do not know how you got this number,” Haytham sharply cut him off, “But let me tell you, boy, I have neither the time nor the patience for crank calls.” He was about to hang up, when the boy cried out, “Kaniehtí:io Silex! She’s my mom!”
Haytham stopped. The name rendered him speechless as memories flooded him, of long black hair framing a dark-skinned freckled face and two mischievous eyes peering at him as lips formed in a crooked smile. When he could finally speak, the only word he could say was a barely intelligible, “…What…?”
“She said you called her Zíio,” Connor said, seemingly encouraged by Haytham’s response, “because you couldn’t say her real name.”
Zíio, yes. And he had had trouble saying that name as well on the first try. He remembered how her hazel brown eyes had rolled in frustration as she had to repeat her significantly shorter nickname to him. At present, Haytham hummed thoughtfully to himself before asking, “How old are you, Connor?”
“E-eight.”
Eight years old…That definitely matched the time gap since he had last seen Zíio. And if what Connor said was true, that he was really was Haytham’s son…He found himself collapsing onto the nearby bench, overwhelmed by this new knowledge. Swallowing, he said, “…Does your mother know that you’re calling me?” They had parted on bad terms, after all, their relationship ending with her turning her back to him, anger and disappointment painted on her face. She had made very it clear that she had not wanted anything to do with him anymore.
“…No…” Connor whispered, “…She’s dead…”
The world seemed to stop, and Haytham for a long moment could not find his voice. He finally could only choke out, “Dead…? How…? When—
“She got mugged and killed,” Connor murmured, “It was almost Halloween.”
Oh, Zíio…Haytham’s eyes squeezed shut, as tears threatened to overcome the normally composed man. He let out a shuddering sigh, before saying, “I-I’m sorry…Truly…She was…” strong, clever, beautiful, “a wonderful woman.”
A sniffle was heard from the other line before Connor said, “Can you help me?”
“‘Help you?’” Haytham repeated in surprise. “What do you mean? Are you in some kind of trouble?”
“I got kidnapped by some men.” Connor said, turning Haytham’s blood cold, “They took me someplace and they did…things…”
“What?!” He exclaimed. “What did they do to you?! Are you hurt?!”
“I got away from them!” Connor replied. “But I think they’re looking for me now.” What could only be a shaking sob echoed from the other line, ringing a pang in Haytham’s heart. “I’m scared…I wanna go home.”
“Do you know where you are right now?” Haytham asked.
“No,” Connor sniffed miserably.
“All right,” Haytham took a deep breath, “Do you see any landmarks that might help indicate your location? Anything? Any street-signs or billboards?”
“Um, I think I’m outside a store,” Connor replied, “The sign says ‘Love’s Toybox’…It sounds weird and girly.”
“All right,” Haytham said, “Have you called the police yet?”
“No, I—
Whatever Connor was going to say was completely cut off, when rustling hissed on the other end followed by a rough, “Gotcha, ya little rat!”
A child’s shrill cry pierced through the phone and Haytham frantically shouted out, “Connor?! Connor!”
His call was unanswered, as the sound of scraping and pained muffled sounds echoed from the other line as the stranger’s voice snarled out, “Who is that?! Who were you trying to call?!”
“Connor!”
A click sounded and Haytham found himself greeted by absolute silence. The other end had hung up.

So, to sum up from this prompt, Haytham receives a call from eight-year-old Connor, finds out that not only is he Connor’s father, but Zíio has been killed, and his son has been kidnapped.
What I would like to see from anyone who would adopt this little baby fic/prompt/thing is Haytham investigating Connor’s disappearance and trying to save his son. The kidnappers could be regular human traffickers I guess (sigh) or they could be evilscientistsperforminggeneticexperimentationonchildreninordertoproducesupersoldierwithsuperpowerslikelevitationsuperstrengthtelepathylasereyesinvisibilityahthepossibilities (What can I say…I’m a fan of the super-power premise).
If the latter, points if Connor does gain super-powers from the genetic experimentation.
-Extra points if Haytham also gains super-powers later on.
- - Extra points if Zíio’s death is somehow correlated with Connor’s kidnapping.

Clay the newbie Assassin

(Anonymous) 2015-03-06 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything about how he joined, how William recruited him, his training, etc. Kind of a vague prompt, I know, sorry.

Sixteen comes before seventeen (lol) - forced delay of orgasm

(Anonymous) 2015-03-08 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Clay/Desmond. Animus Island sexytimes.

When Desmond is SOOOO CLOSE to getting off, Clay stops and is all authoritarian like "No! You will get ME off first, Desmond! Everyone knows Sixteen comes BEFORE Seventeen!"

My one request is please no anal, I've read too much of that. Get creative with the mansex! Plus they are in a completely virtual world, surely that can be manipulated in an erotic manner?

idk if this makes any sense, but well, there it is.

Sub Ezio

(Anonymous) 2015-03-11 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio, submissive and vocal. Preferably AC:B Ezio, but AC2 Ezio is fine too. All candidates are fine 'cept La Volpe and any relatives.

Connor's First Date - They Can't Handle It

(Anonymous) 2015-03-14 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Connor's first date is with a man, (Washington maybe? Not required, just pondering.) and everyone loses their shit because Connor is a precious, innocent virgin flower when he's not killing people. Oblivious Connor is oblivious.

Maybe Achilles sits on the porch, cleaning a gun.
Maybe Haytham follows them to protect his son's virtue. Its only the first date!
Maybe Kanen tries to talk him into dating one of the Natives they know instead, because he knows they won't try anything fishy. (Can't trust those pale faces.)
Maybe Aveline... helps him pick his outfit out and tries to get him laid.
And all the while Connor just wants to have fun with this guy he admires and maybe...... just maybe....... hold hands. <3

Go.

Bonus points if Connor is trying to keep composure but is gushing and melting.

"Ahem. Thank you. I will find a vase and meet you on the porch."
................
"LOOKIE ACHILLES HE BROUGHT ME ROSES EEEEEEEEEE'!"
"Hmpth. The stems are too short. Bastard."

My firstborn if Achilles and/or Haytham try to give him a lecture on chastity/sex and Connor is just blank.

Re: Connor's First Date - They Can't Handle It

(Anonymous) 2015-03-15 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
This is adorable!

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Oral pleasures

(Anonymous) 2015-03-18 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I got this random urge today for sexy shenanigans using the mouth only.

Any of the amazing AC girls (or genderswap one of the guys, idgaf), laid down and relaxed while their partner (any gender) licks hungrily over her body, ears, feet, limbs, stomach, navel (unf idk why but tongue on bellybutton is super super hot to me right now) and finally finishing off with a good cunnilingus/tonguefucking.

preferred pairings are DesBecca, ShaBecca, EziSofia, EziRosa, KiddWay, HayZiio, Daniel/Hannah (idk what the smushname would be. Hanniel? Dannah?), Rebecca/Lucy (again, idk. Rebucy? Lucecca?)

but really if you wanna write it with different pairing, then go ahead.

hell, make it a threesome if you like... maybe Ezio and Yusuf team up using both their mouths on Sofia? or maybe Desmond/Rebecca/Lucy? Kidd/Kenway/Anne? some fuckin crossover shit with Dana Mercer or something?

I'll stop now because this simple prompt is spiraling out of control with the fucking ship list aaagh

Re: Oral pleasures

(Anonymous) 2015-03-19 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Unf unf! Seconded!

wingfic with egg laying

(Anonymous) 2015-03-21 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
like the title says: Wingfic with egg laying. Kinda want it to be Altaïr/Maria, but, considering how fuckin dead this meme is lately, I'll be glad for any fill at all.

captcha is not smart enough to recognize "Clay's subject number" is the correct answer to "Ten + 6 is what?"

Let's change it up

(Anonymous) 2015-03-21 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm hankering to write somthing and for some reason I just can't get into anything that is being requested right now. So. Let's do this a different way you give me a request and I will have to do it. Only conditions are it can't be unity/rouge I still haven't played those
(Oops), it cant be somthing already requested, and no really dark stuff, I am best at fluff/smut.

So first person to comment a request wins! go!
(And yes I am we'll aware I am screwing myself over here)

Re: Let's change it up

(Anonymous) 2015-03-21 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
I forgot to mention once I someone replies to this and as soon as I see it I have one day to write it (no long waits I'm here a lot get it while its hot)

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Modern AU Kidnapped

(Anonymous) 2015-03-27 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
So the Assassin protags: Altaïr, Ezio, Connor... and Desmond? are strangers who end up, through misfortune, on the wrong side of a hostage situation together.

Their kidnappers are the some of the templars (eg Cesare, Robert, etc) or maybe just anyone who has in-canon antagonised the Assassins in any way (...Washington?)

Anyway the kidnappers are armed (with guns), the 'assassins' are not (and bound, and have no combat training probably), and maybe they are also surrounded by other frightened hostages.

They become friends and motivate each other to not lose hope and try (and fail) to come up with an escape plan. Ultimately they are rescued by a group of their friends (eg Malik, Leonardo, Shaun... Charles? (I ship CharlesxConnor shhh)). Maybe their friend came together as a ragtag vigilante group? Or maybe they were actually all in the police/military/whoever deals with hostage stuff.

::Bonus::
+++ Altaïr is some sort of semi-famous artist or something and Ezio has heard about him from Leonardo... and Ezio is a huge fan.
+++ Altaïr torn between feeling embarrassed and feeling proud in response to Ezio's shameless gushing.
+ Super awkward hushed conversations between the 'assassins' as they introduce themselves to each other.
+++ Altaïr catches Robert's eye and Robert drags him off kicking and screaming to rape him senseless because de Sable is a violent creep.
++ Washington was Connor's friend. He feels very very betrayed.
+ The 'assassins' trying to rally the other frightened captives to fight back together.

Anyone/Arno

(Anonymous) 2015-03-29 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Guys, Unity has been out for ages and Arno doesn't have any love! Can we have some bottom Arno slash? Arno with Bellec, Arno with Napoleon, Arno with Marquis de Sade, etc. Non-con or consensual doesn't matter! Totally not fussy :P

Re: Anyone/Arno

[personal profile] owlteacup 2017-01-09 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going through some of my favourite prompts atm and I just decided to write this one. It should be up on Ao3 within a few days (3-4 depending upon how long it takes to write long side another prompt I'm going) I hope you don't mind it being MarquisxArno Non-con sort of my favourite non-con pairing since Marquis de Sade has such a... history of lewd writing. I'll post a link after i'm done.

Did you just snort?

(Anonymous) 2015-04-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Connor snorts when he laughs. Haytham discovers this.

Re: Did you just snort?

(Anonymous) 2015-04-08 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds adorable.

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Ezio/Sofia/Yusuf

(Anonymous) 2015-04-10 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I suggested this a couple posts up, and now I'm really convinced this is my OT3. Fluff or smut or smutty fluff or whatever with these three. I will explode with happiness.

Petrucchio is bullied

(Anonymous) 2015-04-11 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Gen. Canon universe (before AC2 begins), or modern AU (Auditore family are still Assassins and bankers though).

Petrucchio is bullied (maybe he has a stutter and/or other handicap, maybe he is perceived as gay, or just no real "reason" at all) and he goes to his parents and wants to get combat training like Federico and Ezio are getting so he can beat up the bullies. However Giovanni and Maria are wise and they express to Petrucchio that violence is not always the answer. Ending is up to the filler. Does Petrucchio end up befriending his former antagonists? Does he get his big brothers to beat up the bullies anyway? Does Claudia show her BAMF side and smack some sense into the bullies herself? Maybe the bully only called Petruccio a frocio because Bully himself is frocio!

Edward is disappointed that Mary is actually female...

(Anonymous) 2015-04-11 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward has a crush on James Kidd. He talks himself into telling Kidd, at which point he finds out that James is Mary. And he's upset and disappointed.

The Lego Movie crossover because why the fuck not

(Anonymous) 2015-04-18 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
President Business has that Templar-y obsession with order and control. Master Builders team up with Master Assassins. Go.

Re: The Lego Movie crossover because why the fuck not

(Anonymous) 2015-04-18 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Bonus points if Edward Kenway and Metalbeard meet up with hilarious interactions.

Re: The Lego Movie crossover because why the fuck not

(Anonymous) - 2015-04-29 20:31 (UTC) - Expand

Crack AU based on speculation from 2009

(Anonymous) 2015-04-20 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Way back as early as AC1 people were speculating on Lucy's true loyalties.

http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php/650877-Al-Mualim-appears-blue-in-Eagle-Vision

"[As far as we know], Lucy can be lying to Desmond about the fact she's a prisoner too. Same as Almualim lied to Altair about his intentions."

"But there is no concrete proof she IS going to betray him. The way things look, Lucy is the Love interest for Desmond. Unless Desmond is ambiguously gay and falls in love with Vidic. Oh hey, that might be the EPIC twist in AC2. lol"

"Lol that's a bit of an age gap. But like I said, either Ubi Montreal doesn't shoehorn love stories into everything, or Desmond (or Lucy) is gay."

"I vote for the following:

Lucy is gay.

Desmond falls for Lucy.

Lucy tells Desmond she's gay.

Desmond gets a sex change.

Vidic falls in love with the now-female Desmond and sets her free.

Reliving Ezio's memories gives Desmond the ability to make women fall in love with her.

Desmond seduces Lucy and they disappear into the sunset together.

AC3 begins with you playing as Vidic out for revenge on Lucy for stealing your woman."

QUEER LOVE TRIANGLE SHENANIGANS GO NOW

teacher au

(Anonymous) 2015-04-24 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
reposting since I think my original prompt got lost somewhere. However, if it still exists please could the original be deleted and keep this one :)

Basically the prompt was this: I've read a lot of teacher au's where the age of consent comes into play and the age of consent is 18. However, I'm British and the age of consent here is 16.

Could we maybe have Desmond teaching in England, or something else so long as he's older than Shaun, and he freaks out because he thinks he corrupted/molested a minor while Shaun thinks he's being ridiculous and would Desmond please have sex with him already.

Doesn't have to be Des/Shaun but I love these two :)