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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Discussion

A good ol' mindfuck

(Anonymous) 2015-08-09 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
All I want is some good mindfuck. Let it be one of the assassins fucking with the apple, or Desmond experiencing the bleeding effect. Make me feel anxious, writers!

Hellfire

(Anonymous) 2015-08-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham sings Hellfire from The Hunch Back of Notre Dame while thinking about Connor. Bonus points If his fantasies come true.

Re: Hellfire

(Anonymous) 2015-08-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
hmm. interesting prompt

Hands

(Anonymous) 2015-08-12 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Connor has really nice hands imo. Maybe Haytham notices too.

chase scene

(Anonymous) 2015-08-15 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I want a Haytham/Connor chase scene like the one he had with Ziio. Wether he wants to catch up to him to tell him he knows Connor is his son, or wants to hurt him, or whatever, the reason is up to you.

Desmond fisting Alex Mercer

(Anonymous) 2015-08-15 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
that is all

How come no one did this before?

(Anonymous) 2015-08-22 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So... John de Lancie is the voice of William Miles and he plays Q in star Trek. Q is an immortal energy being, who also happens to look like a human. Maybe the members of the First Civilisation were all Q-entities and they are just being dicks about their experiment going pear-shaped á'la inconvenient solar flare? Or they are lying about being older than the universe and turned themselves into energy beings (with a few exceptions, like Minerva, Jupiter and Juno)? Anyways, I would just love to see ONE story about William being Q from Star trek:TNG!

+100 Q is telling the story of his life as William to Captain Picard out of boredom or whatever
+100000 if Picard's ancestors were Assassins or Templars and he knows about their secret war
+10000000 Desmond is brought up as an example of Q's shitty parenting skills

Re: How come no one did this before?

(Anonymous) 2015-08-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
I need this in my life!

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Charles Lee's Secret Pom 'Stach

(Anonymous) 2015-08-23 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I was flipping through the Kink Meme and somewhere along the way someone mentioned Charles Lee using Pomeranian fur to make a mustache. I then realized I really need to see this happen.

I prefer crack and/or humor in this case, but if you can pull off serious/angst, go for it!

Bonus points: If someone finds out and constantly teases him about it.

Re: Charles Lee's Secret Pom 'Stach

(Anonymous) 2015-08-29 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, uh, I had scrolled past the title of your post twice before I realized it did not say "Charles Lee's secret porn stash", and a further five times before I realized it didn't say "porn 'stach" either.

HaythCon- Role Switch

(Anonymous) 2015-08-26 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What if we have Haytham as an assassin and Connor as a Templar? Haytham could be an assassin leader while Connor is a Templar-in-training, or perhaps it's Haytham who is the trainee (maybe he switched sides after thinking his son was dead or tried to avoid that life until it forced it on him) and Connor is a leading member of the Templars.

If something like this already exists, do point me in the right direction but I've been unable to find anything like it.

AU where Desmond took Minerva's choice instead

(Anonymous) 2015-08-29 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I.E. he didn't release Juno or save the world from burning. It's a post-apocalyptic hellscape, and maybe 5-15% of the population survived. What happens next is up to filler.

Re: AU where Desmond took Minerva's choice instead

(Anonymous) 2015-10-24 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...so wow this has been prompted many many times before

http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8727043#cmt8727043
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8784387#cmt8784387
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8913411#cmt8913411

SOMEBODY DO IT ALREADY d:

Time travelling Ezio

(Anonymous) 2015-09-05 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So, it seems it's been quite some time since the prompts were filled and here I'm adding yet another one..

I've seen many fics where protagonists(Altair,Ezio,Desmond) travels to other protagonist's timeline but few goes back to their own past.

I want Ezio to go back to his past before the execution and save his family and try to fix his past. Much love if Ezio's love towards his family is emphasised! A dash of Ezio/Leonardo would be appreciated.

(I might fill this myself if nobody does.. This idea's been bubbling in my mind for some time..)

Re: Time travelling Ezio

(Anonymous) 2015-09-06 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this sounds like a fun idea. I can imagine old!Ezio being somewhat exhasperated by his younger self. And probably extremely protective of the people that, by his own timeline, are dead (and if he's Revelations!Ezio, perhaps keep pushing his younger self to forget about Christine and go look for that nice Sofia girl in Venice).

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In the End, Time Forever Favours the Young [1/?]

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Let Me Show You

(Anonymous) 2015-09-14 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you can say I have a headcannon. The reason Connor is still a virgin isn't because he doesn't have sexual feelings, but because Lee and his men actually raped him in the forest that day and he associates sex with pain.

Haytham decides to discuss getting intimate with Connor, and learns of the story. Cue Haytham taking things slow and showing Connor that sex doesn't have to hurt

Crack Hospital AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-15 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
The show Scrubs, but instead of John Dorian, there's Arno Dorian. (or actually Desmond would be a better fit, personality-wise. It's just, the same-name-shenanigans are what made me think of this. Go either way, filler.)

bonus points awarded for any of these also if you can make it work:
-Edward Kenway as The Janitor?
-Warren Vidic as Dr. Kelso?
-Adéwalé as Turk?
-Shaun as Dr. Cox?
-EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Ezio as THE TODD
-MORE EXTRA POINTS: some patient comes in suffering from a not-quite-successful assassination and maybe the patient "mysteriously" dies from a "mysterious" new stab wound while in the hospital *shifty eyes*

Re: Crack Hospital AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-30 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Potential Writer Anon here, would OP mind if I did a series of drabbles based off of this, rather than a tightly knit story?

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Uncle Shay babysits Connor

(Anonymous) 2015-09-16 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
AU with Connor living with Haytham

When haytham has to go to a templar meeting for a few days, he needs someone he trusts to watch connor, so he asks shay to watch him, with Connor causing slight problems, but in the end when haytham comes back, Connor would be quite happy to have uncle Shay babysit him again.

Desmond/Shaun - Serious injury, hurt/comfort

(Anonymous) 2015-09-17 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, I tire of seeing the cliche shoulder wound in fanfiction. You know the drill- someone gets shot or stabbed in the shoulder, and they keep running, fighting, climbing, etc. Any medical professional can tell you that there are major nerves and an artery in the shoulder- all rather vital.

I want to see Shaun take a bullet for Desmond; it hits him in the shoulder and clips that artery, and it's only through quick thinking of the others and sheer ridiculous willpower that he doesn't end up bleeding out and dead in minutes. It's a close call, though, and it's not a quick recovery- and there's a good chance he's never going to get back full mobility in that arm.

Bonus points for showing Shaun actually kicking some ass prior to getting shot- he is an assassin, after all. Too many fics have him pegged as a wimp.

Extra bonus points for Desmond helping to pull him out of some serious depression during the healing process- along with playing mother hen to make sure Shaun is eating right, not overworking himself, doing all his physical therapy for his arm and hand, etc. Desmond would feel guilty and want to repay Shaun for what he did, and Shaun would be too tired, drugged, and in pain to refuse the kindness.

Can be an established relationship, or them getting together over the course of the story. <3

Re: Desmond/Shaun - Serious injury, hurt/comfort

(Anonymous) 2015-09-18 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, this is a seriously good prompt, and Shaun/Desmond is my jam! I don't want to make any promises in regards to filling or anything, though...

But if, if I were to make the attempt, are we talking the sort of 'shove Desmond out of the way and get hit' type of taking a bullet or more like, 'Desmond is the one initially threatened and Shaun does something that ends with him getting shot' kind, because I might have some ideas towards the latter, but not the former. (As in, Shaun doesn't foresee getting shot like he would if he just dived for it, y'know?) Also, I'd have to do some research regarding wounds like that and the recovery involved. (It would definitely not be established relationship, tho, because I'm addicted to making them get together any way I can ;p)

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Haytham raising baby Connor

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Now this can go a few different ways with Haytham raising Connor since he was a baby, with some of these options.

1. The attack of the village happened when Connor was a baby and since his grandmother was too old to care for him, the natives located Haytham and he had to raise his son.

2. Ziio died in childbirth and while his grandmother wanted him, the other villagers didn't cause of him having English blood, so they located Haytham and told him about Ziio dieing and left Connor in the care of his father.

3. Ziio didn't want Connor and sometime after his birth, she located Haytham and handed there son to him to raise.

4. (modern AU) Something random happens to Ziio while Connor is just a baby and Haytham ends up becoming a single father towards the son he didn't know about or something like that.

Re: Haytham raising baby Connor

(Anonymous) 2015-09-30 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Potential W!A: Do you want this story to include Haytham awkwardly fumbling around trying to figure out how to deal with a baby, in either modern au or set in the past?

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Zombie AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-29 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The assassin's that are related to Desmond (Altier, Ezio, Connor, Edward, & Haytham) & Desmond himself have to work together during a zombie invasion, with them all using there skills to destroy the zombies, and help the Kenway men get along.

(Anonymous) 2015-09-29 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
In AC3, I noticed how larger Haytham is compared to Ziio, including how larger his hands are compared to her smaller ones. How this goes is with Haytham & Ziio staying together and just what's going through Haythem's head the first time he's holding his newborn son and even Haytham's fear of accidently hurting his son cause of his larger size.

Bonus:
Has Haytham is holding his son, one of his fingers gets gripped by one of his son's tiny hands

(Anonymous) 2015-10-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm liking this, and will try to write a little fill! :)

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What if AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-29 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What if Haytham was a teenager when his father was murdered, and instead of Birch tricking a child Haytham, it was a young women that Haytham had a brief relationship with that was really a templar and used what he told her to get the info needed. While Haytham still was trained by the templars, he was still loyal to the assassin's and decided to be a double agent and take down the traitor assassin's with Shay being a double agent himself. Haytham still met Ziio, and he told her about him being seen as a templar but really is an assassin, and they do or don't stay together.

Connor ends up finding out from Achilles that while his father my appear to be with the templars, his father isn't, and Achilles tells him about his wife, son, and the other assassin's that were killed years ago cause they all betrayed the order for the templar side with Haytham & Shay helping Achilles cope cause he was betrayed. Connor meets his father and they both do get somewhat along and since there both on the same side, Haytham doesn't get killed.

What if Edward Lived

(Anonymous) 2015-09-29 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What if Edward was still alive and Haytham may have the skills of an assassin, he doesn't become a templar, instead he decided to become neutral and went to the colonies to begin a new life for himself. He still met Ziio with her showing him the cave, but Haytham only wanted to know about the cave cause his father had in his journal about that pendent and wanted to know if it connected to anything. Those two end up having Connor and Edward does get to meet his father's parents.

Little Connor meets his Aunt Jenny

(Anonymous) 2015-09-29 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
An AU with Connor being raised by Haytham (or his parents stayed together) and when Connor is still a kid, his Aunt Jenny visits and just how things went with Haytham and his sister, and even how she reacted to him having a son with a native woman.

fatherly grief bonding

(Anonymous) 2015-09-30 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
W. Miles and H. Kaczmarek run into each other (at a bar, perhaps?) hang out and bond over their sons being dead. Can turn slashy if filler desires.

Captcha: "The name of William is?"

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward woke up feeling different. His clothes didn't feel right and he felt shorter. He got up and felt wait on his chest he looked down and saw a large pair of breast. He checked to see if he had a penis and he didn't. He had a vagina. Just then Mary walked in and for the first time he had to look up at her, "you said you wanted to know what it feels like to be a women, and now you get to be a woman". Edward panicked he didn't know what to do and his head reached her breast. He didn't know how she changed him into a women "maybe she put a spell on me"he thought to himself. "Here, I got this for you since now you'll be a women" Mary said. It was a dress.Edward put it on and he loved it so he said "oh I love it Mary" as he went up on his tip toes to kiss her. "I knew you would baby" Mary said. "Also I got a surprise for you!" Mary said and she pulled out her cock from her pants, it wasn't her fake cock it was a real cock. "Can that make me pregnant?" Edward asked. Mary replied saying "yes". Mary got close to Edward and said "you know you look beautiful in that dress?" As she put her thumb on Edwards clit. Edward moaned as she put pressure on his clit. Edward put his hands on her neck then on her chest.As they started to undress Edward couldn't help but stare at Mary's massive cock. Edward got down on his knees and sucked away and he kissed it, nibbled it, and gave it the best damn blowjob ever. When he finished he looked up at Mary and Mary looked down. She picked Edward up and he wrapped his legs around Mary's waist she walked while carrying him to a wall where she slammed him against it they kissed. Mary then massaged Edward's breast and he moaned. Mary sucked on Edward big and heavy breast. After that she put Edward down and they got dressed. Edward put on his dress and Mary became James Kidd and headed to a tavern.
At night. They rented a room and when they got to their room they locked the door and undressed. Edward was really horny and he said "oh Jim in need that cock in me". (The reason why he said Jim and not Mary was because if people heard them they wouldn't wonder who Mary is.) Edward sat in Mary's lap and then she inserted her cock into Edward's vagina. He started bouncing and moaning "oh god oh god!" He yelled.
Ten minutes later after Edward got what he wanted they both fell asleep.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Kiddway gender shenanigans always fun, even when filled with typos XD

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Ziio Lived

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What if Ziio did survive the fire, but had permanent injuries, like part of her arm was littered with burns scars, and even part of her face. As for Connor, he still does meet Achilles, but he left the village to become his own person, so he still is an assassin ,he just doesn't tell his mother the assassin part, cause she would worry too much over him.

The part with Haytham asking Connor about her, since she isn't dead, Connor states that the burning of the village gave her burn scars, and the change is that Haytham lives so he sees Ziio again, and despite her scars, he still loves her and finds her beautiful.

Haytham responds different to Ziio's death

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
As the title says, instead when Connor told Haytham about Ziio's death, instead of what the tone he originally said, what happened was a more pale faced look he got, with him still saying what he originally said, but him stammering over his words and Connor can tell his father is in a type of shock and gives him a moment to process the new information.

Bonus: When there is a moment Haytham is alone, he breaks down and cries, Connor here's him crying, he goes to comfort his father and they both are hugging, crying, and comforting each other.

Father Son Therapy {Thor/Assassin's Creed x-over}

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone decides that Haytham & Connor need therapy for there different views and to both find a common ground, and even finds that Odin & Loki need therapy for how Odin treated Loki and to also get to find out what is really in Odin's head. So said person brings those four to a joint therapy session to help them work there problem, with some interesting results along the way.

Bonus:
+Haytham & Connor find a common ground about Ziio
++Haytham & Connor get along fast cause those two haven't known the other for that long
+++Odin & Loki take longer due to them knowing the other for so long, and Odin won't corporate
++++Haytham calls Odin out on his parenting
+++++Said person is not afraid to yell and bitch slap Odin repeatedly
++++++After some time, both fathers and sons do get along better


also posted on norsekink

OP Here

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Here is the norsekink link:

http://norsekink.livejournal.com/13205.html?thread=34008213#t34008213