asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
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Game Over ! For Reals!

(Anonymous) 2010-03-20 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
So we have had Assassin Leonardo, Dom!Leonardo, Templar Leonardo and Normal Leonardo. So hows about Dead Leonardo? Based off this pic, http://images.4chan.org/cm/src/1269032619533.jpg (OMG WHY!) someone write something about that. Like a game over in the game where instead of diesinking, you just lose like in normal games. Ezio dies or fails the mission. Poor Ezio just can't get a break.

Re: Game Over ! For Reals!

(Anonymous) 2010-03-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I second you anon. This mental pic of Leonardo dying in front of Ezio tears me apart.

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Second fill - "Vulnerable"

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The Bards!

(Anonymous) 2010-03-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I haven´t seen one single story featuring the bards yet and I think this needs to be corrected.

Don´t you think those guys would make great singing telegrams?
or perhaps they´d be like the minstrels of Sir Robin?
because that would be badass

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I know many people who call little guys from Assassin's Creed minstrels as well, so it's quite fitting.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-20 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
New prompt/what if challenge for you writers since I've yet to see this done:

What if Altair hadn't failed at the temple, Kadar was still alive, and Malik still had his arm? BUT Altair remembers how it was before and wonders if this is only a trick of the Apple while trying to go about exposing Al Maulim without having the tables turned on him.
Anon would love to see some Altair/Brothers pairing in here somehow--preferably with possible jealous Malik as his brother and Altair grow closer.

(Anonymous) 2010-07-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
what yes please

seconded with a furious vehemence

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-20 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair being inexperienced/virgin/flustered/nervous for his first sexual experience with Malik - though, Malik is not inexperienced. Anon prefers Altair/Malik with Malik being a snarky bottom and very teasing. BONUS: Malik calls Altair a "novice." Hurhur~

(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
do want!

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Deadline

(Anonymous) 2010-03-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
The Deadline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadline_(2009_film)) AC crossover. Rebbecca and Lucy... Make. It. Happen.

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't matter how old this is; I am so incredibly tempted, but I'd need to watch the movie first. I'll rent it right away and then get to work (probably while the credits are rolling). Hope you don't mind waiting just a week longer;;

Apple Mishaps

(Anonymous) 2010-03-21 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Say something goes screwy when the apple came in contact with the staff. Ezio is sent to a different time line, a totally different life where he wakes up as young assistant to Leonardo in his workshop. The Auditore's are all dead, leaving Ezio an orphan who was lucky enough to be picked up by the artist at a very young age. Now Ezio is raving about stories of being a grown up man who is an assassin trying to kill the pope! He is scaring Leo's other assistant boys and the whole neighborhood. The doctors declare him unfit to stay in Leonardo's care if he goes on like this and he will be taken away to the insane asylum if Leonardo can't get a hold of his assistant. What will Leonardo do! What will happen to Ezio! Doesn't that sound like a great story!? =D

Make it so writeanon! Make it so! =)

Fill - Insanity's Gift (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-11 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
He stood outside the locked room, the weight of the doctor’s diagnosis making it difficult to breathe. Insane and dangerous, his sweet Ezio? That was as ridiculous as saying a puppy was a child killer. No, the man was wrong – but if Ezio didn’t start showing signs of improvement on the next visit, then the doctor had said he was required to alert the magistrate.

And the magistrate would give warrant for his boy to be locked away.

Ezio would not survive an asylum. He was barely coping to stay calm in the quiet, dark room he’d been forced into a few days ago. He couldn’t sleep in the Apprentice room any longer, the other boys were too disturbed by his changed personality, his wild stories, his conviction, so Leonardo had ordered a storeroom be cleared out. It was closer to Leonardo’s own rooms, and only he had the key to it.

The first few times he had visited his student and friend, the youth had tried to bolt, but Leonardo had always managed to stop him, first with force then with words, calming Ezio’s frantic mind with talk of the mundane, drawing him back from his desperate belief that he was – of all things – an assassin.

While it was true, his Ezio was full of hot blood, his love of fighting only surpassed by his love of fucking, it was difficult to imagine him lifting a blade against any – but since the day the insanity took hold, some new personality had emerged. Oh, he was still Ezio. Still wonderful, gentle and loyal and with a quicker tongue than wit, but he no longer walked but prowled, and his youthful arrogance had turned into confidence, and his eyes swept any room he walked into, lingering for an instant on people, windows and several objects that could, at a push, be used as weapons.

And then there had been the incident the morning after he had changed. Another apprentice woke him with a shove – and Ezio had responded by breaking the other boy’s arm and pinning him to the floor, the heel of his palm pressed hard against his neck.

He had disappeared that day, returning later that night, his clothing rumpled and scattered with straw pieces. Were it not for the distraught confusion on his face, Leonardo would have punished him for sneaking out to tumble the nearest girl in the fresh hay, but all Ezio would say about where he had been was ‘The Bureau’ but that it was boarded up.

It was then that things truly got bad, Ezio becoming more and more confused, sometimes silent and predatory, sometimes restless and irritable and sometimes terrified, of himself, of his own thoughts, of his out-of-character reactions. It was during those times when he babbled about being an assassin, of having missions, of killing the Pope (though the man Ezio named did not hold that position) and find Eden. Then he would snap back to being quiet and watchful with such an unnatural mental jerk it was disturbing.

Leonardo was scared for Ezio. What must it be like for his student in that head? What would happen if they could not persuade the doctor he would do no harm?

“Are you coming in, Leonardo?” came Ezio’s rasping call. He sounded tired, miserable – but calm. A blessing.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-21 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
There is a ton of Altair x Ezio drabbles and fics out there. I WANT MALIK AND LEONARDO DAMN IT. It doesn't even have to be sex or anything. Just friends. You know they would get along well. DON'T DENY IT.

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SECONDED.

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Gentle Giant's touch

(Anonymous) 2010-03-21 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Dante Moro/Ezio

Prompt: After Dante optains the mask, and is on the way to the party, Ezio attempts to ambush the man. Unfortunately, Dante get's the better of the young Auditore, and during the scuffle, Ezio's hood and mask get removed.
Upon seeing Ezio's face, the brain-damaged Bodyguard finds himself unwilling to harm someone so beautiful.
Your choice where to go from there, lovely anons, but I ask that there be sexytimes!
Sincerly,
A overly-cock-blocked anon

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......Whoa, I did not know that I wanted this.
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Warrior on Warrior

(Anonymous) 2010-03-21 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Bartolomeo D'Alviano/Ezio
Prompt: Barty's a fighter, in alll aspects of life. When he observes Ezio sparring, he finds himself aroused by the fluid and dangerous grace the young Auditore emanates. And so, Bart offers Ezio "private" lessons.
Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge, if ya know what I'm sayin' >3


[same anon from the Dante Moro/Ezio prompt]

Re: Warrior on Warrior

(Anonymous) 2010-03-21 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
ARGH Forgot to mention, Bart is a total trash talker in combat, so obviously he'd be a dirty talker in bed as well.

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Macchiavelli

(Anonymous) 2010-03-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Niccolò Macchiavelli.

The man's name is synonymous with political deceit and cunning. I want to see some manipulation and mindfuckery (and regular fucking, of course, :D ) with this sly bastard [http://i40.tinypic.com/vd0eh1.jpg]
and... anyone? Ezio, La Volpe, Antonio, Lorenzo de Medici's successor [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piero_di_Lorenzo_de%27_Medici] (!!!), your pick.

Please and thank you!

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fuck yes can we please have some macchiavelli love

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Dependence [1/1]

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
So....honestly, on a scale of 1 to 10 would I forever burn in hell and be deemed a bad person if I asked for....Um... Ezio's Mother x Borgia Guards on the night of the evil deed.....Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.



Don't look at me like that. Stop it!

(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think that's what happened in the first place, cuz why else would she stop talking if her husband and sons were just arrested? She wasn't talking when Ezio found her in the Auditore house and then she didn't even know if Giovanni would die or not... And she didn't talk when Ezio came back even thought she didn't know that Giovanni and her sons were in fact dead... So...

I SECOND THIS!!!

(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Anonfag would love to see some Altair/Ezio up in this bi-otch. BLOOOOOWJOOOOOBS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE. NEED MOAR ORAL SEX.

(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to do this. I've not properly written anything in ages and I might not be happy with what I come up with or might not be able to finish it so if anyone else wants to give this a go as well, feel free to do so! But I, of course, will try my best to finish and post mine.

BTW: What exactly is "bi-otch"? Sorry, but sometimes I just totally don't know what all these words mean...if anyone has a dictionary for fan fiction community language, I'd appreciate the link :P.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Can some writeranons cook up some Ezio/Desmond for me?

Preferably something based off a pic I saw a while ago (that I can't find! D:) of Desmond riding Ezio and Ezio taking Desmond's picture with a cellphone. Of course Desmond's all: "NOT NOW!" faced about it, but I wanna see a story to this.

(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/624626/
The picture you were speaking of, OP.
Anon seconds, btw.

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Tentacle Lovin Prototype Crossover

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'Cause damnit, Desmond being molested by Alex's tentacles is f'n HOT!

Preferably having Alex hold him upside down in the air with one arm and has Desmond suck his monster cock while petting him with the other hand.

Extra bonus points if there is tentacle sounding and/or Alex forcefully rides Desmond/ makes Desmond fuck him.

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Seconded!

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Altaïr/Malik. Newcomers and jealousy

(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought of something... surely Altaïr can't be the ONLY person to enter Maliks bureau, right? If we all can agree on that, let's imagine that another assassin, assigned to Jerusalem, finds Malik interesting. And further imagine Altaïrs positively livid face as said newcomer-assassin makes tactless advances on our favorite Rafiq. Some jealous!Altaïr and flustered!Malik is in order.

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YOINK!

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-22 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon is craving delicious crack, like a BAND AU. Or something like that.

With all of them involved, somehow. With guitars and bad hair.

The usual suspects: Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leo, Des/Shuan, (Lucy/Rebecca?)

Bonus points for Kadar/too much eyeliner.

(Anonymous) 2010-03-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded seconded seconded! Someone please write this. AUs and crack are my favorites.


I am excite! Moody, prima donna lead singer? Sexy bassist? ONE-ARMED DRUMMER! So many awesome possibilities...sorry, OP, for bandwagoning on your A+ request

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-23 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
spawned from a Skype conversation:

a foursome with Giovanni/Lorenzo/Maria/Clarice

bonus points for the girls commenting on their husbands' performances on one another, and the girls teasing them by being flirty with each other.


LOGIC?! WHO NEEDS IT?

(Anonymous) 2010-03-23 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
hurrrr~ Seconding hard! Specially if Maria has a riding crop and directing Gio to do a better job at pleasing his master while Clarice is busy 'playing' with everybody.

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Silly shit going on in Tegaki, Have fun with this shit.
Either contribute, writefag the whole situation. Either way, have a blast.
http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=50151&e=1025735#7472056

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someone do this!! I mean come on, you can make clones of yourself and other people! Since we all assume when Altair had the apple he pretty much stayed locked up in his room, with great power comes great Opportunities!!!!

(Anonymous) 2010-03-23 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Giovanni and Lorenzo.

I was just wondering if anybody else wanted to know of Lorenzo's reaction to finding out about the death of his assassin and what how he was affected by it. Assumption here is that the two of them were together.

Smut is up to ye, my writer friend.

(Anonymous) 2010-03-23 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
whoops. "...and HOW he was affected..." My bad. pardon the mistake! x3

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-23 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooo, Ezio and Leonardo, rooftop in Venice, hay, contemplation of the stars and associated adorable diabetes-inducingly romantic talking and snuggling, followed by obligatory rolling. Either way up. If You Know What I Mean.
Payment in internets, with bonus first-born child if you can work in Leonardo being an astronomy nerd. :D

And it so counts as a kink because romantic crap is so unusual for me.

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This made me 'dawww' in RL. Of course, I also got a hadron at the prospect of rooftop sex, but hey, I'm mostly innocent too. ;-)

PLS TO BE MAKING THIS HAPPEN ANON

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Desmond/Shaun

Lucy and Rebecca head out to take care of some business and leave Shaun in charge of a miserably sick Desmond. He finds out that Shaun has exceptional bedside manner and in his sickly, feverish state, Desmond tries to get to know him better.

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Oh hell yes, TAGGED~!

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La volpe does not approve

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I want a fic in which La Volpe constantly refers to himself as La Volpe and has a bad habit of monologing out loud, often in front of people he's monologing about.

Ezio finally calls him out on it, and they somehow have sex, unfortunately La Volpe monologes and refers to himself while they are having sex.

It's supposed to be utterly ridiculous.

Bonus points to La Volpe Bottom.

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Oh my gosh! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I Second this hard! For the pure fact of hearing La Volpe say out loud "La Volpe likes it right there, and a little harder."

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Desmond and Shaun have to do some errands, and end up getting in to a fight(shaun has to start it). Desmond tries to appease Shaun, but he hears a really high pitched whine (ever notice the high pitched whine in eagle vision when you're near a feather or a target? You know, the one that makes you want to vomit after extended use?) and notices they're surrounded.

Desmond tells Shaun to run, because they will kill him, and that Desmond will be safe since they want him alive. Desmond gets hit by a tranq, notices a sight targeted at Shaun's chest and shoves Shaun out of the way and gets shot instead.

Desmond has to be mortally wounded and in and out of almost dieing constantly with Shaun freaking out trying to get him to safety AND save him from bleeding to death.

No fluff, slashy angst is a given, but for the love of god no fluff.... I'm a monster like that.

I'd write this myself, but...I kinda suck at all things writing.

PLEASE, MY ANUS BLEEDS FOR THIS.

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Seconded! I'd take a stab at it myself if my fic-writing skills weren't so very, very rusty.

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Ezio is in love with Leonardo and is being rather, "it is what it is" about it. Meaning he doesn't plan to do anything about it for whatever reason.

Then Leonardo brings up that Ezio's been acting a bit off lately and lists his reasons which obviously point to Ezio being in love with at least someone.

However the the conclusion that Leonardo ends with is totally wrong.

Pretty much a hopes "raising, raising, fail".

Maybe Rosa, Antonio, or La Vope in the background trying not to break a rib laughing at the two of them. Especially at the look Ezio gets at Leonardo error.

Can anyone take this?

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this made me lol.

seconding this because fail!Leonardo is very very hilarious.

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Rebecca is EVIL

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Rebecca has convinced/bribed/blackmailed Desmond into some off the record Animus sessions when no one else is around.

They are found out when Lucy and/or Shaun walk in on the following conversation.

Desmond: Are you masturbating?
Rebecca: No.
Desmond: You are.
Rebecca: I am not! How can you accuse me of such a thing?
Desmond: Because you're a pervert.
Rebecca: What makes you say that?
Desmond: Because your making my relive my ancestors sex lives. Their gay sex lives.
Rebecca: This is in the name of science.
Desmond: This is in the name of your being a pervert.
Rebecca: How can my being a pervert make you more comfortable with this?
Desmond: Because at least it would be more honest than you wanting to try and tighten search parameters or whatever your excuse is.
Rebecca: *pause* I'm not masturbating. But after this session I will be.
Desmond: Good. At least your being honest now. *settles in to continue the session*
Lucy/Shaun: *wide-eyed shock* O.O

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I *think* I might be able to fill this. No promises.

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