asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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ICE ICE BEIBEI

(Anonymous) 2010-03-25 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, some ice-cream melting in these *hot* spring days. Because, you know, lickin' it can be very smexy and sticky... om nomnomtiemz.

Shaun-Desu of course my lovely anons. And I don`t really care who is topping who.

/yeah, this prompt brought by /cm/

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-25 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I am so thrilled that my terrible drawing inspired a prompt!

/is pretty much a fandom newbie.


Second this shit.

Capcha: They Frosty ...how appropriate

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Snark!!

(Anonymous) 2010-03-25 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Would love some Desmond & Shaun snark---doesn't even have to lead to sexytiems! >:3 Give it your best, anons!

Re: Snark!! SHAUN/DESMOND

(Anonymous) 2010-03-25 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Short and... assholey.


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"Hauh. That's interesting."

Shaun didn't even glance up from his own section of the morning's paper and his fresh cup of Earl Gray. "What."

"Just an article in the science section--says semen is primarily made up of sugars."

"Yes, Desmond," he muttered, "I believe I heard that in seventh grade health class, thank you."

"Okay, jackass--why's it taste salty, then?"

"Because--moron--the tongue's sweet taste bud receptors are located on the tip of the tongue and not--"

"The back of it, right, right, sure, very funny."

"Nor are they located on your face."

"...you're fucking hilarious, Shaun."

"I'd like to think so, Desmond." He took a sip of tea. "I'd like to think so."




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(Anonymous) 2010-03-25 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo is very obviously in love with Ezio, but Ezio is dense and doesn't suspect it. He only realizes when somebody flat out tells him OR when somebody says something to the effect of "you might as well be lovers!" and Leonardo has a strange reaction.

(Anonymous) 2010-03-26 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, here's something totally random I thought of today.
English/British characters in American games ALWAYS have really clipped RP accents, which is a real shame because there are so many awesome accents from all over the British Isles that get ignored. SO, here's my plan:
Desmond somehow discovers that Shaun's been putting on his snarky Southern Pansy voice in public to cover up the fact that behind closed doors he's secretly Scouse/Brummy/Geordie/Glaswegian/Welsh/other awesome region and horribly embarrassed about it.
Bonus points if Desmond finds said regional accent RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE and sexytiems ensue.

(reCAPCHA: reportedly tasteful. Well, I suppose that's up to the writeanon. ;) )

(Anonymous) 2010-03-26 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
--buzzkill--

The voice actor and model for Shaun Hastings talks like that, so to be technical he's talking in his own voice. Being his ol'e dick self.

But in other words. I guess Anon seconds this.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-26 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I want Leonardo thinking that Borgia killed Ezio, because he never hears of the Pope's death.

...Basically I want "Oh thank god you're alive" sex. Please.

(Anonymous) 2010-03-26 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
oh LOL those sex times are *the* best.

so I second.

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Can we get some mind control up in this bitch?

(Anonymous) 2010-03-26 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally insane kink, I know, but I haven't seen it done yet. Mind control and then sex.

Some permutation of AltMal or EzLeo. I kinda don't care if it goes AU with Vamps or Incubi or whatever but if writefag wants to keep it psuedo-canon we can always go with someone accidentially using the Apple to control the other. And then sexyteims. Lots of them. If instigating party feels guilty or not is up to writefag.

And yes, I know that the Assassins don't have that synapse that responds to the pieces of eden... but fuck continutiy, this is the kink meme.

This requestfag will love you long time if fille.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You beat me to it, anon!


So I'll just second you, with a smoldering anus.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, here's something I don't think we've tried yet... can we get some Altaïr with the rafiq from Damascus? That dude's awesome, he needs more love.

Writeanon is free to give him a name if needs be (and needs probably do be). Smut extremely welcome! :D

(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, you've read my mind. He's so cute with that beard and artistic flare about him. I just love how he's like "I envy you Altair.. Well besides how the other assassins talk about you, and being demoted.. But other then that I envy you!"

THIS. MUST. BE. DONE. NAOUGH. SRSLY.
MY. ANUS. BURNS. WITH. A. FIREY. FUCKIN. PASSION.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmmm Robert/Altair.....er.....romance theme, plz?? XD

(Anonymous) 2010-04-10 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been dreaming of this forever. I don't know how it would work though.

it hurts so good

(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT, but not really

how about some Ezio/Leonardo (in that order) where Leonardo is a bit (read: a lot) of a masochist. No mutilation or anything (please god no), but perhaps he likes being tied-up and scratched and bitten and spanked, etc (what a kinky bastard).

so how about it, anon? some pure, unadulterated lust with Leonardo spilling his kinky little guts out to Ezio. GO!

Re: it hurts so good

(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"I want you to tie me up and fuck me raw."

seconded so hard

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Save a Malik! Alt/Mal

(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik must need to go out sometimes, yes? Food, ink, fresh air... anything vital like that. So lets pretend that he fell victim to those bully-templars, who seem to take pushing random people around like a hobby. I mean, with one arm... sadly, even I wouldn't think a one-arme man could pose much of a challenge. With that established, someone needs to 'rescue' him. Why not Altaïr, when walking his usual 'Save Citizen' round? Sexytiem or not is up to le writeanon.

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TAKEN.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair/Malik

I've seen a lot of Altair believing that he needs to suffer or die, in order for Malik to forgive him. And Malik always realizes this before anything bad happens, which leads to fluff and/or smut. And that's all good and stuff... but I want that bad thing to happen! I want Malik to fail to see what his anger is doing to Altair, and realizes it too late!

Maybe it's a happing ending after all, maybe it's not, OP does not mind <3

(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooh this is a good one! Did you want fic or could this anon do either?

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Alt/Mal

(Anonymous) 2010-03-27 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Mischeivious!Altair gives Malik head behind the bureau counter, when he's trying to deal with a visitor.



Billions of extra points awarded for Malik 'punishing' Altair afterwards, preferably involving some kind of bondage...

Why can't I stop laughing at my own kinks?

Re: Alt/Mal

(Anonymous) 2010-03-28 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you don't mind, but I absolutely HAD to draw this.

http://i39.tinypic.com/29qmrf5.jpg

Okay, now someone write this for great justice~!

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-28 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio/Leonardo. Sex at Carnevale. Masks, music, wine... anywhere you can think of (rooftop/gondola/back ally/bale of hay)

Carnevale

(Anonymous) 2010-04-11 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
His mask was sliding off his face and Ezio clenched his jaw tightly to try and keep the damned thing on. Leonardo was gasping as he pulled himself up off Ezio's cock and then he slammed back down.

"Mio dio, Ezio," He breathed. Ezio's leather gloves bit into Leonardo's hips as he drove his own upward. Leonardo pressed open mouthed kisses to the assassin's neck as they met in a frantic rhythm.

Ezio doesn't even realize he's breathing Leonardo's name with each frantic thrust until a firework lights up the sky across the rooftop they occupy.

Leonardo peels off the golden mask on Ezio's face and tosses it across the roof garden before attacking his lips, dueling tongues argue, eating Ezio's moan of release into the artist's tight arse. Leonardo cries out when he comes shortly after.

They are breathing heavily together and Ezio gently withdraws and shivers at Leonardo's groan of loss.

"Go," Leonardo breathes, pressing light kisses to his jawline. "The party will start without you. You do not want to be late," He trails the kisses to the assassin's mouth and they linger, before Leonardo pulls away and presses the golden mask in its proper place.

Ezio grabs Leonardo's hand and presses it to where his mouth would be under the mask. "Ti amo," And he leaves with another burst of fireworks, and Leonardo believes it just may be his heart bursting with passion in the sky.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-28 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no! Robert and his gang of templars have contracted a virus and have been turned into zombies!
Now they're out for MEAT (i.e. man meat, more specifically, penises).
What's Desmond, Ezio, Altair and the gang going to do?

Humorous AU preferred.
Can be as explicit (or non-explicit! Doesn't really matter to me.)
The rest is up to you~

Haha, wtf me.

Shameless Teasing

(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
There is a distinct lack of rimming in this thread. Not that I want to toss salad or anything, but a little bit of tongue action would be nice.

So! in that train of thought, I am requesting Malik and Altair with some extended, extended foreplay. And I mean the kind of foreplay that turns the bottom into a wibbling mess of "oh god just fuck me already".

Can include multiple orgasms before/during/after the nice hard dicking, and of course, rimming would be nice. Do your worst, Anons!

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This anon isn't big on the rimming, but can appreciate it every once in a while. So! IN OTHER WORDS ANON SECONDS THIS MOTHERFUCKER! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WHIMPER AND BEG FOR THE FUCKING!


BALLS!

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Animus/Desmond

The next Animus upgrade has come with an extremely advanced AI(think along the lines of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, only not in a body) to run and monitor the program if the others are needed elsewhere and Desmond is left alone. After a short period of time, the Animus starts to grow curious about its human charge. Go from that.

I'm crazy, I know. ._.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-07 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
....WHOA.
DO WANT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Rodrigo/Ezio would be awesome. *has a serious thing for villains taking advantage of the good guys* And mainly because the way Ezio says "Rodrigo" is entirely too sexy.

Soooo I'm thinking either Rodrigo steals the Apple, paralyzes Ezio and the sexytiems occur

OR

Ezio pretends to be hypnotized and plays along with Rodrigo's advances. Think Jasmine and Jafar in Aladdin. :D

Play with it however you want, anon. Really, I just want Ezio topped by Rodrigo. I know, I know. As if he hasn't already been fucked enough times by that man.

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gosh!!! that's interestin'! XD

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Spanish HotDog?

(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
All right, I'm new on this but I find there tends to be a lacking of pairing from the handheld games, unless you cound Altair hitting on Maria, or typical Templar baddie.

Requested Pairing: Ezio/Raphael Sanchez
Kink: Seduction? Some sort of courtshipping mind games?

Concept: This I found in the game manual that Raphael is quite a charmer himself. So being new to the city of Granada Spain, Rapheal is showing Ezio around, yet both assassins are distracted from locals.

So each of them decide to take time to flirt with the local women, trying to compete with each other to see who can get the most attention. But then they turn on each other and "seduction/foreplay" begins.

Assassins on Twitter.

(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This request isn't one simple little short-term kink prompt, but a rather long-term Assassin's Creed general prompt.

Twitter is known for having characters and roleplayers from several fandoms on it. Just recently I joined Twitter to play Desmond Miles ( http://twitter.com/Desmond_Miles ) unfortunately, I have discovered that the only other Assassin's Creed characters on Twitter are a group to themselves of German-speaking roleplayers.

My problem is that I'd at least like a Shaun Hastings to play with on Twitter, if not a Rebecca Crane and Lucy Stillman as well. Please, no original characters. :D

These are all AssCreed Twitters bro

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Check it out:

http://twitter.com/eagleofitalia

http://twitter.com/Malik_A_Sayf

http://twitter.com/ohhlookbirds

http://twitter.com/IHateSand

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
ezio/leo or lorenzo/giovanni
erotic asphyxiation

(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
i was about to request this

anon's anus burns for this

captcha: Francisco encoding
oh really?

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Alt/Mal AU

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Methinks some AU might be in order, yes? I don't care how or even IF Malik lost his arm (bad me, I usually stick to the rules) but I'd like to see how our assassins would behave in a 'normal environment'; like their house, the grocery store, the carwash... anything is possible! Established relationship or not is up to ze writeanon. Alt/Mal preferably.

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Hnnngh, anon is tempted...

Ahh, I mean: lol, I love shit like this. Seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Good Prompt OP! I was waiting for something to come along the lines of someone using the apple for such deeds. Expecailly after seeing Al Mualim use it to hold Altiar in place. I was like "Really? Nobody wrote anything about this yet? Um hello!?" This makes me happy. =)

As for you writeanon, you hit gold. Keep digging! You might hit oil too! That whole part made me smile. Poor Leo...maybe some holding in place by force is in order.

Now You Know [1/2]

(Anonymous) 2010-05-11 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
fffffftttttt. I don't even play Prototype, or know anything about Alex Mercer why am I even doing this!?

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"I really, really wish I'd had this before," Desmond is grinning as he stands there watching Alex struggle. One hand tapping against the glowing thing responsible for holding him still.

Alex growls as he fights the invisible hold on him. His muscles twitching and straining but the hold just doesn't give. He tries to stretch out with his biomass. A tendril, his armor, anything! But nothing works. The orb Desmond holds has Alex completely under control.

Alex can't even talk. His jaw proves immobile and all he can manage is a threatening growl. Desmond laughs, and Alex swears to himself that as soon as he got the chance the human would die. Good fuck or not, he was going to pay for this.

"Lighten up, Alex," Desmond reaches up and tangles his fingers in Alex's hair easily moving his head down so their eyes met. A shit eating smile spread wide across his face. "I just wanted to get a few things clear between us."

The orb was pressed lightly against his chest. Alex felt his skin crawl at the feeling of it. A faint vibration that went straight through him. That folds his legs under him, despite Alex's best efforts to stop it, until he kneels at Desmond's feet.

"I know you're not real big into the romance thing, and that's actually fine with me. But that doesn't mean you can't be a little considerate," Desmond grins cheerfully as he kneels down and works Alex's pants open. "For example; taking the time to remove clothing instead of ripping it off. Only takes a few seconds and saves your partner from having to figure out how to get across town with his dick swinging in the open."

The vibration flows through him again and Alex is lifted into the the air. Desmond easily pulls his pants down before he is set back down onto the roof. The cloth is bunched up around his knees protecting them from the debris littering the rooftop they're on. Alex tenses as he feels Desmond's hands smooth up his thighs and around to grip his ass firmly. "You don't need to get completely naked obviously. In fact, the extra protection might be needed in some of the places you like to fuck. Otherwise your partner might end up spending hours picking tiny slivers of glass out of his knees with tweezers."

Desmond grabs Alex's arms, pulling them up over his head where they freeze in place. He growls again when Desmond stands up moving out of sight. A sudden snap makes him tense even as he felt the heat of Desmond's body settle behind him. The orb is placed by Alex's left leg. The unsettling vibration running through him again as he was pushed forward his chest parallel to the roof.

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(Anonymous) 2010-03-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Any pairing, on a roof, smut/humor discovered by those damned annoying rooftop guards.
Or just ANYTHING with the rooftop guards.

*nosey, not!OP Anon is nosey*

(Anonymous) 2010-03-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe even the rooftop guards themsevles an intimate moment and being interrupted by Ezio? Mix it up a little, Anons~

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Umm... Self Defense?

(Anonymous) 2010-03-30 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... I know it goes against everything he is, but, anon... the thought of Leonardo kicking ass and taking names is a very fetching image for me. I am also quite partial to any variation of LeoEzio, and it bothers me that Ezio is usually the one rescuing Leonardo.

So can I have Leonardo kicking some guard ass for pushing him around? (Maybe they roughed up some of his paintings, and that's why he snaps?)

Bonus points for Ezio's reaction at seeing a roughed-up Leonardo surrounded by a bunch of unconscious guards. Okay, I'll go back to finishing that other prompt I started now...

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UNF <3
Do want.
VERY, VERY much. /seconding

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CLAIMING!

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SHAUN HASTINGS HAS A SOUL

(Anonymous) 2010-03-30 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
DRAW!FAG!

Ac crack, obby. We need moar of that shit right tharrr. Shaun Hastings (since he's kind of ginger... Kind of) he should he parodying Coppercab from Youtube, saying "___ HAVE SOULS!" whatever fits your fancy.

OR!! We can get some AC Crack action with our AC boy pairings doing the YESDANCE! Though, Ezio would have to be the one Yessing to death.

Over 9,000 points if you either one.

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Oh, god, I know where this came from...

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