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(Anonymous) 2010-03-31 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Giovanni/Leonardo

flirting, could possibly lead to sex. up to you, writer/aritstanon. just make sure giovanni is extra ~saucy~ because, well, he is.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-03 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see/read this. Giovanni "extra saucy" i like that ^^

Sua Altezza può sentirsi geloso

(Anonymous) 2010-03-31 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
topGiovnni/Lorenzo
i want to see for once, Lorenzo feeling jealous.
My idea is that Lorenzo sends Giovanni to seduce noble woman, to get some information. When Lorenzo sees Giovanni flirting, he feels jelous and try to seduce Giovanni himself. Giovanni figure it out, and plays a little with Lorenzo feelings
Of course sex is essential ^^

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
UNF

FUCK YES, MY ANUS BURNS FOR THIS

(Anonymous) 2010-04-01 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio/fem!Leonardo

Leonardo is actually a woman and uses the name Leo to sell her art. I have a mad, mad craving to see Leo as a woman ;==;

(Anonymous) 2010-04-01 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there are ladies who can grow facial hair...

No, I will not. For I would write stupid crack.

"Mercenaries tickell"? WTF Captcha, WTF?

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TO ALL THE TWITTER ASSASSINS

(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
If you can draw, how about drawing your assassin tweeting? :)



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(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you did ask for it...

1 Hour Of MS Paint Go!

http://i39.tinypic.com/14bt9pw.png

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Shaun and male enhancement

(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
FFFFTT, okay, here's the rough scenario, more or less of whatever I can remember:
Shaun gets an email about some male enhancement pills and secretly orders them.
Somehow, Desmond finds out about this, gets super curious, and pounces poor, unsuspecting Shaun, all while trying to get his hands in pants to feel his penor size.
You know.
To see if it really is that small.
Sooner or later, one or both of the girls walk in to Desmond with his hand in Shaun's pants and we get some kind of reaction to it.

But that's just the general idea.
Be as creative as you want, writer!anons.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-03 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Lol, this!

Yes Man

(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
For whatever reason, Shaun starts saying 'yes' to everything. After a while, Desmond notices this and decides to take advantage of this.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
brb, now seeing Shaun as Jim Carey.


p.s. Seconding this. 83

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Robert de Sable/Sibrand - anything.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, definitely.

Seconded.

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Creed of Virtues

(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I know the stupid crossover page was a while ago, but I feel the need to inject this meme with some well-deserved crack (as usual).

Assassin's Creed is a lovely game with many good values to teach children, such as: trust in the bromance, always take out the archers first, and religion is all about high tech aliens. I would like some young impressionable assassins being taught the ways of old.

Yeah. You heard me. A Book Of Virtues x Assassin's Creed crossover. IF you can fit in talking animals, that's fine by me.

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohmygod! I might just-


-have to.

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Assassin Fools

(Anonymous) 2010-04-02 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesterday was April 1st people! You know what that means?

Pranking War. Can be Desmond vs Shaun, which somehow turns into Boys vs Girls when Rebecca or Lucy get caught in the crossfire, and Shaun and Desmond have to team up to protect themselves. \O/

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-05 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
http://bloodbabe2003.deviantart.com/art/Ass-Creed-April-Fools-159092193

Not porny, but was written for April Fools.

[identity profile] pippinofck.livejournal.com 2010-04-03 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I have a suggestion to the mods of kink meme. I see that the unfilled : filled ratio is getting way, way big.

May I suggest a no-request fill-only weekend/days event? I think controlling the amount of unfilled prompt ration is the key to keeping a healthy kink meme that actually gets things done. Besides, if writefags' prompts go by unfilled for too long, they'll get discouraged and stop writing. That's bad news for everybody.

Also, to demonstrate that I indeed practice what I preach: if any writefags have prompts you want to see filled, please comment here and I'll try to take a crack at a ficlet or two this weekend or the following two days. :> I haven't played AC2 yet, though, so AC1 probably will be for the best.

Thank you

(Anonymous) 2010-04-03 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thoroughly appreciate this bring brought up <3
Currently, I have no specific prompts I want filled, seeing as a lot of them kinda seem repetitive, but if I do find one, I'll let you know <3 ANONYMOUSLY~

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Death Fic?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Historically Leonardo died when we was 62ish. In the game Ezio is almost 40ish at the end and Leo is almost 10 years older than him already. So that gives Ezio only ten years with him before the poor guys passes away.

So a challenge of a sad fluffy fic? Surely Ezio lives a lot longer being so fit and having the strong bloodline. Let's see if you any of you writeanons can make this anon cry with your writing....

Tio amo, caro mio 1/?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-04 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give it a go. First time writing in this fandom (that I joined like 3 days ago lol)
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“Would you look at that! I leave you alone for a year or two and some strange man takes over!”

Leonardo da Vinci, somewhat used to surprise visits, jerked the paintbrush away from the canvas and quickly draped a cloth over the piece of work. The voice thankfully came from the stairway in front of him so that his visitor couldn’t see what he was working on.

“What strange man are you talking about?” Leonardo laughed as he watched his lover descend the stairs. “Did someone sneak in while you weren’t guarding me?”

“I think so. For whom else could this be before me?” Retired assassin Ezio Auditore placed both hands upon the shoulders of the older man. “I could have sworn that the man I left in Milan didn’t have nearly as many grey hairs as you, sir. And he had a better trimmed beard.” Mischievous eyes racked up and down the artist’s body taking in the grey –nearly white- long hair and beard, the tired blue eyes with wrinkles around the edges, and slightly tattered tunic and pants. All a far cry from the man he first remembered meeting so long ago.

Leonardo glared playfully back. He raised his paintbrush and smeared white paint down the length of Ezio’s nose. “These grey hairs are all your fault, you know. All those years jumping out at him from haystacks or creeping in while I’m working on-“

“Speaking of,” Ezio turned to face the covered canvas as he attempted to wipe off the paint. “In your last letter it said that you were in too much pain, your hands and back, that you could barely get out of bed.” Eyes returned to the smiling artist. “What has this fancy king you’ve been living under giving you?”

“Nothing that I don’t ask for,” Leonardo teased. “Don’t look! It’s not finished yet!” The paintbrush was once again used this time to swat at the hand tugging at the cloth covering. The white paint splattered onto the back of his hand and left flecks along the cloth.

“But you always let me see. Even the ones that were never finished!” Ezio tried his best, but his puppy eyes failed him this night.

“No. Wait until it’s finished.” Giving up his weapon of choice he took an arm and led the two of them back towards the stairs. “Come up and lie with me. Tell me of what you’ve been up to.” His free hand patted the arm he held. “I’ve missed you terribly, Caro mio.” His smiled did nothing to hide the pain etched on his face from having to climb up twenty stairs too many to his bedroom.

“Do you have any more?” At the questioning glance he clarified, “of what the king gave you for the pain.”

A short shake of the head was his answer. “I’ve taken about all that I can handle for the day. Don’t worry about it.” Leonardo settled himself on one of the many chairs so that he could remove his boots. When Ezio kneeled down to take over he didn’t protest. Instead he ran gnarled fingers through the long dark brown hair of his lover. “I see that I’m not the only one with grey hair,” he observed aloud, twirling a strand mixed with several grey.

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cheating fic

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I'd love to read a story about EzioLeo with Ezio, manslut that he is, cheating on Leo even though he loves him. Realistic/serious fic only, please.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-05 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
you know you want this:
Assassin's Creed II/ How To Train your Dragon CROSSOVER
because you KNOW Hiccup reminded you of Leonardo when he was going engineering geek all over Toothless

Ezio/Leonardo preferred. (Ezio can be Astrid :D)

anon will love the hell out of you

(Anonymous) 2010-04-05 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm tempted to art!fill.
Won't tag, because I'm no-no-NOTORIOUSLY unreliable, but if it's done, I'll post it.

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Niccolo and Kadar? What?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-06 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Twitter Assassining it up and the urge to make Kadar and Niccolo hit it off would be lovely. Be it apple-afterlife-crack or alternate universe, or dream-verse. Whatever fits your fancy writefag.

If you're reading the Twitter assassin's, please have kadar's personality like that. I know the innocent Kadar is adorable and all, but not all the time. In a nutshell I just want what twitter!Assassin's produce.

But anything is fantastic that includes that. Illustrations, fictions, drabble anything works for this anon.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-07 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Twitter!Niccoló here.
Yes. Do want. Kadar and I think this is the cutest WTF pairing ever and we're already dying for someone to write this.
I love you, anon.

Since I'm trying to get out of my massive AC closet...

(Anonymous) 2010-04-06 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Being Al Mualim's favourite always had some... unfortunate implications. Kadar discovers this and first confronts Altaïr about it, but he vehemently denies everything, even after Kadar has proof. Realizing that he will not be able to do this by himself, Kadar tries to convince Malik to help him, because he knows how deeply his brother "cares" for Altaïr. But this backfires too, because Malik can't admit his own feelings.

Tl;Dr - We have an in-denial!sexually-abused!Altaïr, an in-denial!madly-in-love!Malik and poor Kadar caught in the middle, trying to help them both.
Can be resolved, can disintegrate into an emotional clusterfuck, anything you amazing amazing people feel like.

I hope the musae are pleased by this offering *bows*

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I like this prompt. Someone please fill.

Not op, but,

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-07 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmmm

i'm interested but have another prompt to fill first... i'll try and get a chapter up...

Get It Up - Missfire fill for the hell of it

(Anonymous) 2010-04-11 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Lucy was pissed, okay, so Lucy was actually beyond pissed, and moving into depressed territory.

For the last thirty minutes it seemed, she had been doing her damn best to get Desmond's cock erect. She had tried a dirty little stripping dance, rubbing against him, stroking his cock gently, and even attempting to give him a flaccid blow job.

All of which had failed quite spectacularly and miserably, leaving her feeling wound up and frustrated as she leaned against a rather embarrassed, awkward, and terrified looking subject 17.

She was even more frustrated that it had taken most of the afternoon to even convince him to come back to her bedroom. Only to just now realize he was more than likely completely uninterested, and didn't return the same feelings she had towards him.

"It's me isn't it?" She whispered, wanting to eliminate any doubt from her mind that is was just a fluke.

He coughed, muscles stiffening against her body as he obviously worked up the courage to reply. "Lucy, it's not that I don't like you, or that I don't think your sexy, because you're really beautiful, it just that..."

A sudden knock at the door had both of them nearly jumping out of their skin in shock.

"Lucy? Desmond?" Shaun's muffled voice still sounded rather annoyed and put upon through the thickness of the door. "Look, if you two are done shagging in there yet, the two of us out here would like to get some actual work done some time today. Do feel free to join us at anytime."

It was with growing surprise as she stared at the door across from the bed, she felt the hot heat of Desmond'd erection pressing against her thigh.

Turning back to look him in the face Lucy huffed frustrated. "Don't tell me, you're gay and you were trying to give me a pity fuck?"

The caught look on Desmond's face was more than enough to make up for the lack of words coming from his mouth as he coughed nervously again.

With only a women flair for revenge, Lucy began to plot how she was going to rope Shaun into helping Desmond with his problem of 'getting it up'.

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It was raining in Jerusalem, the sound was foreign to Malik’s ears as he went around the bureau checking that all candles and lamps were blown out. The smell of it drifting through the open shutters of the room he used as an office and he leant out of it for a moment revelling in the coolness that the rain brought to the end of a very hot week. Malik rolled his wrist in it’s socket, the appendage stiff from writing reports and suddenly froze, not remembering whether or not he’d shut the roof entrance in the other room. “Shit.” He was now quite sure he’d forgotten. Opening the door he sighed as he found the hole in the roof, leaking slightly at the corners, but shut. He frowned and thought back, trying to remember when he’d done it before shaking his head and turning, about to go back the way he’d come but stopping once again. There was an assassin curled up in the corner with their sword, asleep. As he went closer he recognised the form and was puzzled. It was Altair, who never slept in the bureau of Jerusalem for any reason, his face relaxed and soft in the light from the sole candle that Malik had been carrying around. Malik had been convinced that, if he were to ever chance across the man sleeping, that he would discover he scowled while dreaming. But he’d been wrong, very wrong. In sleep Altair looked like a cat in the sun, so… content. Malik knew that if he woke now then most likely they would shout at each other but instead of moving he sat down. He was addicted to the sight of Altair without his indifference or cold brutality, addicted to the strange idea that this Altair he could have forgiven very easily… It was odd, sitting there listening to the rain on the roof and watching his chest rise and fall rhythmically, but calming. Malik began to fantasise about conversations they could have had if he was ever this relaxed while awake. Then Altair winced, his breath hitched and he began to twitch fretfully, gripping his sword till his knuckles were white. His face showing emotions Malik had never seen before. Pain and fear, things that could never cross his face in the daylight. Becoming still, Altair pushed away his sword and curled up with his arms around his knees with a sniff. Malik felt a stab of shock in clutch his belly as a tear leaked from the corner of one of his eyes and disappeared into the cloth of his hood. His breath shakily he murmured, his voice cracked and broken: “I hate this so much.” Malik swallowed and shifted into a crouch watching as Altair pulled his legs closer to his chest, trying to protect himself from shadows. He felt wrong, spying on such a personal moment and crept out, but left the candle in the middle of the floor, perhaps to frighten away the demons of Altair’s sleep. ~*~

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ah shit,

the formatting is all screwed...

try again

It was raining in Jerusalem, the sound was foreign to Malik’s ears as he went around the bureau checking that all candles and lamps were blown out. The smell of it drifting through the open shutters of the room he used as an office and he leant out of it for a moment revelling in the coolness that the rain brought to the end of a very hot week.
Malik rolled his wrist in it’s socket, the appendage stiff from writing reports and suddenly froze, not remembering whether or not he’d shut the roof entrance in the other room.
“Shit.” He was now quite sure he’d forgotten.
Opening the door he sighed as he found the hole in the roof, leaking slightly at the corners, but shut. He frowned and thought back, trying to remember when he’d done it before shaking his head and turning, about to go back the way he’d come but stopping once again.
There was an assassin curled up in the corner with their sword, asleep.
As he went closer he recognised the form and was puzzled. It was Altair, who never slept in the bureau of Jerusalem for any reason, his face relaxed and soft in the light from the sole candle that Malik had been carrying around.
Malik had been convinced that, if he were to ever chance across the man sleeping, that he would discover he scowled while dreaming. But he’d been wrong, very wrong. In sleep Altair looked like a cat in the sun, so… content. Malik knew that if he woke now then most likely they would shout at each other but instead of moving he sat down. He was addicted to the sight of Altair without his indifference or cold brutality, addicted to the strange idea that this Altair he could have forgiven very easily…
It was odd, sitting there listening to the rain on the roof and watching his chest rise and fall rhythmically, but calming. Malik began to fantasise about conversations they could have had if he was ever this relaxed while awake. Then Altair winced, his breath hitched and he began to twitch fretfully, gripping his sword till his knuckles were white. His face showing emotions Malik had never seen before. Pain and fear, things that could never cross his face in the daylight. Becoming still, Altair pushed away his sword and curled up with his arms around his knees with a sniff. Malik felt a stab of shock in clutch his belly as a tear leaked from the corner of one of his eyes and disappeared into the cloth of his hood. His breath shakily he murmured, his voice cracked and broken:
“I hate this so much.”
Malik swallowed and shifted into a crouch watching as Altair pulled his legs closer to his chest, trying to protect himself from shadows. He felt wrong, spying on such a personal moment and crept out, but left the candle in the middle of the floor, perhaps to frighten away the demons of Altair’s sleep.

~*~

“Is he always like that?”
“Who?”
“Altair…”
Malik pricked up his ears at the mention of the other assassin’s name hearing the faint voices echoing up the stone corridor to the library at Masyaf. He recognised the older, experienced voice as Rydern one of the retired assassins who trained initiates but the other was unknown.
“Yes, he’s always been like that. From when I recruited him till now.”
Malik hadn’t known that Rydern had recruited him, he got up and crept closer to the door listening at it.
“Why?”
“I don’t know, he grew up on the streets of Damascus stealing to live, starving, when I found him…”
“Was he part of a gang?”
“I think so, but he was so desperate to get away… and was really skittish too if I remember.”
“What do you mean?”
“I put a hand on his shoulder and he flinched away like I’d burnt him. It stayed with me that… just the reaction… it was the most primal thing I’d ever seen.”
The voices faded as the two assassins walked out of earshot and Malik leant his back against the door letting his head rest so he was looking up at the ceiling.

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Giovanni, coolest dad ever

(Anonymous) 2010-04-07 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I notice a lack of Giovanni Auditore in this kink meme.
Let´s face it, that dude was awesome.
He was like Batman, except with a happy family and a heart.

I want to read his story - how he grew up with Mario, how he saved little Lorenzo, how he discovered the legacy of the Auditores, how he became an assassin, how he fell in love, family fluff with Maria and all his kids...

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"He was like Batman, except with a happy family and a heart."

Also, his costume is cooler. But yes, seconded, Giovanni is just too awesome to be ignored.

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Get the Creativity Flowing...

(Anonymous) 2010-04-08 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Just throwing out some prompts that have been in the back of my head for a while now. Let's see if anyone gets inspired to write something.

People always want a Leosandwich! So how's about a spicy one? TemplarxLeoxTemplar. Oh poor Leo, those rich and powerful men must find you so interesting.

EzioxLeonardo, but then Niccolò catches them somehow. He may be a nice a guy and all, but I'm sure he can get a little jelouse that Ezio gets Rosa and Leonardo and the power of the apple. He does seem to have a "Weaker" mind as Leonardo put it..... So he threatens Leo a little, like it's his duty for the court to report such a sin and a thing against the law...being a lawyer....unless there was something that Leo can do for (also read as "to") Niccolò to turn the other cheek.

And those who are brave of heart......dare I?.........RodrigoxEzio. OH COME ON. Everyone thought it at least once for two seconds when he had him frozen with the apple. Maybe an AU ending where Rodrigo wins....Altair had Al Muliam, and now Ezio has Rodrigo. This prompt is a real challenge.

So there you go. Somethings that we never see on this kink- threesoms, Niccolò Machiavelli, and Rodrigo. To sweeten the deal, if anyone takes up to write any of these prompts, I will do an art trade with them! =) Good luck!

Adding another prompt to the pile

(Anonymous) 2010-04-08 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon would love to see some Kadar/Leonardo.

Not sure how it would happen but it would be cute to see the two get together.

It can be fluff'n'stuff if writeanon wants, I just want to see a blue-eyed boys party!

(Anonymous) 2010-04-09 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun watches Leonardo fucking Ezio through the Animus and masturbates, imagining himself fucking Desmond.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-09 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
DO WANT!

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha, w00t! Thanks for filling this, anon.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-09 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, misspost. (Was aiming for the "sounding" kink)

Sounds Painful - missfire fill for the hell of it

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Altair/Kadar is magic

(Anonymous) 2010-04-09 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I would really like to see some Altair/Kadar, going one of two ways (or having elements of both, if filler so chooses):

1: Altair actually cares for Kadar (when they were younger and Altair was less of a dick) and they have cute happy sex (however no fluff, please; Altair would care about him in his own quiet way, rather than be all "omg kadar ilu").
OR
2: Kadar is mad for Altair, who knows this and chooses to take advantage of it.

Thank you in advance, and sorry if this is kind of specific :/

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NEED THIS LIKE BURNING

second choice plz

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Screwing with your head

(Anonymous) 2010-04-10 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I feel rotten for STILL not filling a request here >< I'm sorry, must get this outta my system

Desmond is finally learning to live with the Bleeding Effect, and has actually used it to learn either Arabic or Italian. Then he decides to play a prank on Shaun and fake a complete takeover by either Altaïr or Ezio.
Shaun is severely freaked out.

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Oh, this sounds so delicious~
Totally seconding this.

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Malik Solo

(Anonymous) 2010-04-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Prompt: Malik used to finger himself while he jerked off. After he looses his arm he becomes flexible enough to perform autofellatio and finger himself simultaneously. Bonus points if Altair catches him doing it!

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OH FUCK! SECONDING THIS HOTNESS! THIS IS TOTALLY MY KINK! FFFFF!

caplocks cruise control

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