asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Suicidal!Desmond, with a mix of Shaun/Desmond angst.

The poor guy is kidnapped, used as a science experiment, gets told that "the fate of the universe lies on his shoulders!!", probably feels lonely because his allies still view him as a science experiment (or so he thinks), dealing with the Bleeding effect (and in turn losing his mind). And of course, there's Shaun making it worse.

If all of that ends with sex, even better ;)

(Anonymous) 2010-04-18 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
DO WANT especially with the sex at the end.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio/Altair.

WUT, I want Ezio to play pitcher for once.

MY ANUS IS ALIGHT FOR THIS.

Would do an exchange with someone if they need a writeanon for their request.

So I'm writing this fic

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
After reading another fic on this very meme that concerned something of a domestic life (Shit Hits The Fan, I think), I started to write a family fic (set in the semi-present time) of my own. I will give you a preview, and you guys can tell me if you want to see more, since I'm debating about posting this on ff.net or anywhere else.

We've got Altaïr/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, Desmond/Shaun, and Frederico/Kadar (because he needs more luffins). On with the fic!

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"Are you guys ready?" The question came from a 6-year-old, who held the kitchen's best boning knife in his little hand, the steel seeming absurdly large. His two brothers glanced at the shiny-sharp object and Ezio was the first to nod, as three-year-old Desmond seemed scared shitless at the prospect of what he had already agreed to.

Altaïr, on the other hand, took a deep breath. The knife trembled in his grip, before he stilled the movement and turned it on himself. One clean slice, and the oldest had a cut in his face that sliced through his lips, a long vertical that would most definitely scar over.

"You next, Ezio." If it hurt, Altaïr didn't show it, except for the small gathering of tears at the corners of his eyes. The five-year-old sat obediently on a hat box, turning his face up towards his older brother. Desmond gave a furtive glance around the small closet they had all clustered in, before turning his attention back to Altaïr's heavily bleeding cut.

Now the knife dug into Ezio's flesh, tears immediately springing to his eyes. He tried to hold back a sob, knowing that if he cried, Desmond would be even more frightened. So, he clapped a hand over the cut and stood up, and Desmond shakily took his place. The blood on Altaïr's face had started to drip down his neck, clotting on his chin, and the boy zeroed in on it. "Close your eyes," the oldest brother instructed and Desmond screwed them shut, before crying out as the steel, warmed with the blood of his brothers, sliced open his face in the exact same place. As Desmond began to blubber over the pain and shock, Altaïr out the knife down and pulled his baby brother into a hug.

"It's okay. Now when we get separated, we can find each other when we're all grown up." Altaïr stood and reached for Ezio's hand, and Desmond eagerly latched onto his free one. They exited the closet like that, Ezio and Desmond on either side of Altaïr, faces all bleeding with identical cuts.

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It's difficult being in foster care. It's even more difficult when your remaining family is taken away from you. Over the next week, their cuts scabbed over and scarred, and Altaïr was the first one to be taken. He was picked up by a strange man with a beard, Al-Mualim, and was taken to the holy land of Jerusalem. Desmond and Ezio clung to their brother, but Al-Mualim said he could only take one, and didn't they want their brother to have a better life?

The next day came Ezio's turn, which reduced Desmond to a wailing mess. A man who referred to himself as "Uncle Mario" took him away, to beautiful Venice and Florence and other places that neither of them knew about, and three days later Desmond was taken i by the kind Miles family. None of them knew it was the last time they would see each other in a little over twenty years.

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This is just the beginning. I'll timeskip to them when they're older after this, but what do you think so far? Should I continue it? Or just leave it as is?

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OH GOD PLEASE CONTINUE.

PLEEEEEEAAAAASE.

I BEG OF YOU.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik loves Kadar more than is proper for an older brother and does his best to hide it. No one knows except for Altair who is very jealous of the regard Malik has for Kadar.

I kinda see two scenarios for this prompt. One before the temple with Altair telling Malik to close his eyes and pretend he's Kadar. The other after the temple where Altair is not sorry that Kadar is dead.

Either one is great, Anon. But really, I wouldn't mind seeing what direction it'd take.

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This is absolutely fucked up.

DO WANT PLEASE! MY ANUS IS BURNING FOR IT!

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio/Leonardo
Ezio has learned to use the Apple and one day by accident overhears Leonardo's thoughts about him. Said thoughts involve a sexual fantasy about Ezio.
Ezio in turn is at first confused, because he hasn't considered having sex with a man, and then begins to obsess over having sex with Leonardo.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes please.
SECONDED LIKE BURNING!

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
So I was doing my cardio and watching repeats of Hogan's Heroes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogans_Heroes) when the idea stuck me:

Assassin Prison Camp AU! Crack hijinks ensue. Vidic in a monocle! Assassination attempts with cake and crossbows! (The episode I just watched had that wtf producers)


neutrals in captcha? Lets not get the Swiss involved.

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oh my god - awesome!
do this now!

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair is not the least bit attracted to Malik, but Desmond quickly finds that he is. I want Desmond, while still in Abstergo hold, beating off to the memories of Malik.

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oh fuck, seconding this so hard. waaaaant.

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Leonardo/Ezio

Leonardo teaches inexperienced (with men! LOL) Ezio how to please a man.

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This anon has read something like this on Y!Gallery.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Altair and family went away for a long time to fight the Huns in Mongolia.

Anyone up to doing something related to Malik's thoughts on this, and perhaps a nice reunion between the two (with secret feelings all over the place)? This anon wants "I thought I'd never see you alive again you dumb asshole" sex here.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-20 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So, Genghis Khan died in 1227, which means both Altair and Malik are in their early sixties. Do you mind grumpy old man sex, anon? Because I am totally all over this, if you're cool with that.

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Desmond the Pokemon Trainer

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Preferably an artfill. :X

Desmond the Pokemon trainer battling it out with Rival Shaun.

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Oh ho ho~
I'm tempted to take this one...

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I crave crack...

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... preferrably Ezio/Shaun with no bleeding effect involved. AU is fine. Ezio should be an insufferable flirt and Shaun seriously not in the mood to deal with him. +79993 internets if you have Desmond or Leo be all "I'm so jealous but good god that's hot" in the background.

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I second this SO HARD

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Crossover?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-17 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why does this not exist? Come on! Lucien Lachance/Ezio!!!

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W-what is this he's a mage too it'll totally work out

THIS! MY ANUS BURNS FOR THIS!

(Anonymous) 2010-04-18 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo/Ezio. This pairing gave me such an anatomy kink, so... I'd like to see something where Leonardo studies Ezio's anatomy. I know most fics usually feature this, but it'd be nice for it to be the entire focus?

Maybe Leonardo was sketching Ezio for practice, but wanted a closer look. It's a boost to Ezio's ego, plus he's interested, so he doesn't mind. Leonardo tests which parts are more sensitive, focuses on scars, etc.

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In a way it sounds like you're explaining the one already done called "Secret Pasttimes".

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot believe I'm going to request this, but I am. Drawfag request.

We never see Straight!Shaun so why not? I'd love to see Shaun and Rebecca, doing whatever you prefer. Being cute kissy-kissy, fluff, or sexual content. If you prefer to write them, I will not stop you.

((Side note: If no one fills this, I will not feel sad at all. After all, it's only for fun.))

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brb, drawing the fuck out of this


and also seconding to the power of a bajillion

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Desmond/Shaun with a layer of Altair/Malik

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All right, this is kind of schmaltzy, but... Shaun's been in the Animus before. The complication is, his assassin ancestor was Malik. Who was Altair's lover. The other complication was that he liked it, a lot.(He gets annoyed with people for having Desmond take breaks because he never wanted to leave.) Naturally when Desmond shows up it's not easy to deal with. He begins as Malik's feelings for Altair becomes his for Desmond, though he doesn't get there without a healthy dose of denial. Bonus points for Shaun dealing with heartfelt emotion by being a sarcastic bitch.

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I kinda.... kinda want to take this. If anyone else wants it though, please do say so. I am busy so I won't get around to it right away.

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Discworld readers!!

(Anonymous) 2010-04-19 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, obviously the prettiness of our Leonardo (what. I never said I wasn't shallow!) but placed in Discworld and Ezio meets up with Leonardo.

Or is. Is this too nerdy? If it is....uh, I apologize.

Discworld writing style, with our version of Leonardo and Ezio.

And filthy sex. Preferably Ezio topping but if Leonardo tops it isn't the worst tragedy.

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I SECOND THIS

I'm not that big of a fan to be able to integrate these, BUT I SECOND THIS SO VERY VERY HARD.

(It's no nerdier than my Poketrainer Shaun-Desmond request)

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Power Rangers?

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I've had this stuck in my head for days. I seriously need to see Desmond, Shaun, Lucy and Rebbecca as Power Rangers. In drawing or writing, I don't care.

Bonus points if you can include Ezio, Altair, Malik, Leo, etc. I think Ezio would make such a lovely White Ranger.

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OMFG I SECOND THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

Wrong Life

(Anonymous) 2010-04-20 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember that episode of the old Batman cartoon where the Mad Hatter gives Bruce a dreamworld to live in where his parents are alive, he's getting married to Catwomen, and he's not Batman anymore and theres another Batman running around keeping the city safe so he can live a normal life? But in the end he's the only one that knows something is wrong.

Well, what if Rodrigo did the same with the staff and apple and swhiched Ezio's postion with Leonardo's? Everyone thinks Ezio, the humble artist is going a little crazy when he starts to tell Mario and the gang that he's the assassin not Leo! Poor Leonardo feels so sorry for the lonely artist who must be making all of this up so he can keep him around...LxE =) Good luck!

I love AUs.

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I really love this idea!!!! I would take this if I didnt already have 2 unfinished prompts to fill. I like you anon love a good AU.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-20 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I've read a few fics where Desmond gets trapped in the past, but I'd really like to read one where Altair gets trapped in the future. Perhaps after he touches the apple when the last codex page cuts off?

Bonus points if Altair is an old man that can still kick everyones ass, considering he was getting on a bit when he wrote the last page. If you don't like that idea, could Desmond completely blank him when he first appears? brushing him off as another vision from the bleeding effect? That'd be hilarious.

I don't really mind if this doesn't get filled, I just wanted to put this idea out there. :)

(Anonymous) 2010-04-20 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaa. I was just about to make an old man Altair request! Old man altair trains Desmond STAR WARS Yoda and Luke style.

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Oh dear lord. (lol I suck at formatting) FORKINSOCKET PLZ HELP MEEE

(Anonymous) 2010-04-21 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Requesting some artist!sex.

More specifically, Albrecht Durer and Leonardo da Vinci. I know the timelines are skewed to hell, but Northern Renaissance v. Southern Renaissance just gets me all titillated. Plus they both wear ~*FIERCE*~ hats/clothes/etc.

Art or fic fill, whatever whatever JUST GIT R' DONE.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-21 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yonk!!!! I'll draw the shit out of that. OMG, look at that black and white clown hat. LOVE IT. He looks more like a women than Leonardo....That's impressive.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-21 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I demand to see Altair/Maria......Thrope, that is.

Show me all the dirty details of getting the bloodline going.

Anon here is willing to fill

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OH, YES.

Would OP like conventional sex, or the type that ppl can't talk about without exploding in red colors?

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-22 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Another request for Ezio/Leonardo (in that order) action. We've seen Evil!Templar Leonardo (and it was absolutely awesome), but I just can't picture the pacifist behaving that way, even if historically, he may have been a Templar. How about Oblivious! Templar Leonardo instead?

Maybe an AU where Ezio is sent to assassinate Leonardo because he's inventing for the Templar, only to realize that the "dangerous" artist is really just throwing sketches their way absent-mindedly?

Bonus points if Ezio has to "kidnap" Leo to keep him safe from both sides.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-22 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Where is this evilTemplar!Leonardo everyone are talking about? I can't find it. Help?

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I hope fic prompts are allowed? And this hasn't been done before? And no one thinks it's too lame? Mea culpa if not.

Modern Day AU. Ezio somehow gets caught after an assassination, and gets charged with murder. His dad hires one of the best lawyers around, Leonardo da Vinci, to act as his son's defense attorney.

...I just love the mental image of Leonardo trying to convince the judge and jury that Ezio is "sincerely regretful of his actions", while Ezio lounges unrepentantly in his chair. Plus someone mentioned how Leo would be a good lawyer, and now I can't get it out of my head. He is very clever, good at predicting people's actions, and has a good heart. Perfect for a stereotypical defense attorney!

Stick in anyone else/modernize as you see fit (Al Mualim as the judge? Shaun bitching about being on jury duty?) but some Leo/Ezio would make this anon very happy!

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I- I have nothing to even offer, but it sounds hilarious! I feel sorry for Leo though, Ezio would really make him have to work hard for a Not Guilty verdict. I can't stop seeing Desmond being brought in to help his cousin by bribing/tampering with the jury, but all he ends up doing is getting into a fist fight with Shaun. In court.

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(Anonymous) 2010-04-23 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
AltMal and pegging.

Altair is FtM, and he tops. Or Malik, I don't really care who you pick on. I just want to see one of them with two x chromosomes without compromising his masculinity.

tl;dr MY ANUS BURNS FOR TRANNY ASSASSINS.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-25 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED SO HARD. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS?!

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