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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

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The Codex and then some

(Anonymous) 2010-06-05 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Talked this one out with a friend over dinner:

Obviously Altair wrote the Codex to be like a journal, with his own personal thoughts. That means that he could have left some... interesting tidbits on those pages as well, don't you think?

Anon wants to see Leonardo deciphering the Codexes only to find notes scattered across them (on the back, in the margins, idgaf) that describe some pretty sexy shit going down between Altair and Maria, Altair and Malik, or all three. Embarrassed Leonardo and curious Ezio for the win.

Fic or art fill, anon does not prefer one over the other.

Re: The Codex and then some

(Anonymous) 2010-06-06 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to give this a try. May take some time though. This was a really good idea, anon! Hopefully, I can do it some justice!

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HORSEPLAY?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-05 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
As in, Leonardo being his devious kinky self and find the need to tame that assassino stallion thoroughly. XD I JUST WANNA SEE SOME SMUT WITH BITS AND REIGNS AND STUFF INCLUDED PLEASE!

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-05 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck yesss. Seconded with the power of a thousand burning horse... Anuses.... Haha ew xD
..... >.> .. I may or may not be drunk.. ;P

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-06 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The last thing that Giovanni felt, is a burning pride for Ezio when he sees him in the Assassin robes that overpowered his feeling of betrayal.

Anon needs this. Please. Let anon feel better about this event.

Bonus if you include Giovanni dying with a defiant smirk on his face at the fact that Ezio took over his job.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-06 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
and it* overpowered his feelings of betrayal.

Grammar slips out of OPanon's mind sometimes. D:

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Altair x Malik, h/c

(Anonymous) 2010-06-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ever since the apology, Malik has been struggling to be civil to Altair, a good friend. It's difficult, after everything, and Malik snarks, insults, feigns indifference. But when Altair shows up wounded after a mission, spitting blood and mumbling incoherently, Malik’s heart skips a beat.

Re: Altair x Malik, h/c

(Anonymous) 2010-06-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I will try my damndest to fill this between all my finals. I lovelovelove hurt!Altair and comfort!Malik, so yeah. c:

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Ceiling!Ezio...

(Anonymous) 2010-06-08 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... is watching you masturbate. (Desmond maybe?)


CRACK FIC GO!


Bonuspoints if you can work Basement!Altaïr in there too.

Re: Ceiling!Ezio...

(Anonymous) 2010-07-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I accidentally this prompt.

Desmond closed the door firmly behind him and flopped onto his bed. He fumbled with his belt and yanked off his jeans. As occasionally happened when he was forced to relieve Ezio’s sexier memories in the Animus, he had been left uncomfortably aroused. He hated that watching his ancestors get it on affected him in such an awkward way, but porn was porn, and Desmond had to admit that Ezio had excellent taste in women…and men.

Desmond closed his eyes and stroked himself idly, not seeking pleasure as much as simple release. He was close to finishing when a familiar voice broke into his thoughts.

“You’re not even going to invite me?” Desmond sat straight up in bed, looking around wildly. He recognized the deep, smooth voice in an intense, visceral way; he’d been hearing it in his head for weeks now. But Ezio couldn’t be here, that was impossible. And yet, there he was, hanging upside down by his knees from one of the rafters in full Assassin’s kit. Desmond stared.

“You have to be fucking kidding me.” He closed his eyes, counted to ten, and took a deep breath. The bleeding effect had never been quite this…personal…before. He opened his eyes slowly, hoping the ghost of his ancestor would be gone. No such luck. Ezio leered back at him, still dangling from the rafters.

“Fuck.” Desmond struggled with his jeans, trying to cover himself. He couldn’t do this with Ezio watching, even if it wasn’t really Ezio, but rather whatever afterimage of Ezio that his brain had decided to conjure up for him. A chuckle from overhead made Desmond look up again, to find Ezio laughing at him.

“Something funny?” he asked the Assassin, not even thinking how ridiculous it was to speak to a figment of his imagination.

No,” replied Ezio. “Nothing. I apologize…” he continued chuckling to himself, and Desmond wished that he would lose his grip on the girder and fall.

“No, seriously,” Desmond continued. “What’s so funny?” Ezio doubled up suddenly and flipped neatly over the beam so that he now hung right-side-up, and he regarded Desmond curiously from across the room, toes dangling.

“Well…I should not laugh, but you are so much…smaller…” The Assassin muffled more laughter in his shoulder. Desmond felt his face heat. Was his ancestor seriously comparing penis sizes?

“That really isn’t any of your business!” huffed Desmond. Ezio’s face smoothed into seriousness.

“You are right. My apologies.”

“Why do I even care? It’s not like you’re real.”Desmond laid back on the bed and stared at the ceiling. If he concentrated hard enough, the Assassin in the corner faded out to a faint outline. He flung his arm over his face and let his fingers slide back down to his groin.

“I am insane,” said Desmond aloud. “I’m crazy. This is crazy.” He peeked out from under his arm, and was relieved to see that there was no more Ezio in his ceiling.

“You are not crazy,” said a different, but also familiar, voice somewhere to his right. Desmond sat up again, and jumped when he saw a white-robed figure sitting on the floor against the far wall. The hood hid Altair’s eyes, but Desmond knew the Assassin was looking right at him. He yanked his hand out of his pants and let it fall to his side.

“Oh, fuck."

Desmond wasn't even sure why this surprised him any more.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
While driving home today, I was thinking on a fill I'm working on, and this song popped up on the radio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSwpW_QKz_I (It's "No Son of Mine" by Genesis)

And I started to think about Desmond's family, if they're still alive, and how they feel about the whole running away, and being kidnapped thing. And I had this image of his father being a huge douche about it. Even going as far as saying that he isn't welcomed anymore, etc. This knowledge tortures him during a mission, and almost gets him killed, and while in recovery, while all the other assassins are being supportive and such, his family isn't.

My inner fangirl would like some Shaun/Desmond going on, but it isn't needed. Although, I would like someone to, at least, cheer him up. Some cheesy line about having a new family that DOES care about him.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-10 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If you are the anon I think you are, anon. I will do this for you. :> Actually, even if you aren't, I will

becauseimayormaynotbetheanonwhowantedsomedesfamilytime

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-09 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE A FANTASTIC MENTAL IMAGE. MAKE IT HAPPEN, ANON.

Modern AU. Kadar is a cashier at a grocery store, working a late shift. And then Federico comes in and buys lube / extra large condoms / maybe some whipped cream / etc, and Kadar tries not to be completely awkward while ringing him up.

and I'd obviously be delighted if you can work in some wild sex after that, but I'm not picky.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-09 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
pffffffffffffffffffft oh man this prompt is awesome. slutty!federico and innocent!kadar are really just the perfect couple, it's astounding.

seconding this with the burning, all-consuming light of every anus on earth

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-09 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well we have Federico/Kadar...

So why not the other brothers? Ezio/Malik. Or Malik/Ezio. However you want to make this happen, anon. I give you all the freedom in the world~

(Anonymous) 2010-06-09 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god WANT.

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TATTOO + DESMOND = SHAUN'S WET DREAM.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-10 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
So Francisco Randez (they guy who is the model for Altair/Desmond/Ezio) has a sexy tattoo on his arm and leg.

I was Desmond to have a/some tattoo/s (maybe his back is all done or somethin' <3 ), and Shaun notices it for the first time and gets all hot and bothered and is like TAKE ME NOW YOU BIG SEXY MAN, YOU.

Or something like that.

Arm tatt ref (http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o101/PoesYsanne/Francisco%20Randez/SMIMG_00006_LG.jpg)

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SECONDED WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND RAGING BONERS.

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SHAUNGETTINGFUCKEDINTOTHEWALL, WHAT?

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The damascus Rafiq needs loving to!

(Anonymous) 2010-06-10 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why, but I have a real hankering for some Damascus rafiq/Altair. The Damascus rafiq is such a chatty, sarcastic rear end, and I adore him. I would prefer Altair to bottom because well...I just like uke Altair, ok? ;P

I have no particular kinks or scenarios I would prefer. As long as these two wind up having some hard core butt sex, it's all good. Feel free to be as dirty as you want, I'm a sick fuck.

Come on, I can't be the only anon who wants this!

Thank you anons!

BONUS POINTS: Rafiq jizzes in Alty's face/hair. DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEE.

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Seconding this so hard.

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The damascus Rafiq gets loving

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-10 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So Ezio's getting more than a bit frisky with Leonardo when he realizes that, actually, Leonardo sorta looks like Jesus.

Reactions, plz.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-10 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I just spat out my breakfast

yes

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Here's one I haven't seen in a while

(Anonymous) 2010-06-11 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A blanket fic. Don't care what pairing, just do your best.

Filled - Strange Bedfellows

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Strange Bedfellows


“Only one blanket? Are you fucking serious?”

“We’re on the run from Abstergo in a tiny decrepit cabin in the woods, Miles. You should be grateful there’s anything at all.”

“I thought this was a safe house!”

“Yes, hence the medical supplies, weapons, emergency rations, and blanket. In case it’s escaped your notice, Assassins are generally lone operatives. Whoever keeps this place stocked probably wasn’t expecting it to be needed by more than one person. Now quit your whining.”

“I am not whining, Hastings!”

“You are whining like a pathetic little puppy dog, Miles. This cabin is safe and dry and a hell of a lot better than being chased through a snowstorm.”

“Yeah, but - hey, what the hell? Put your clothes back on!”

“In case you hadn’t noticed, my clothes happen to be soaked through with melting snow. I don’t much care for hypothermia, and if you don’t either, then you’d better follow suit.”

“….Perverted bastard.”

“Oh yes, Miles, I’m only doing this because I want to see your cold-shriveled genitalia. Can’t wait.”

“Fuck you.”

“Not if you paid me, thanks very much.”

“How come you get the blanket?”

“I don’t. We do.”

“Oh hell no! Get away from me!”

“Look you pissy little wanker, I don’t want this any more than you do. But if I let you freeze to death, I’m never going to hear the end of it from Becca and Lu. So get your homophobic arse over here.”

“I hate you, Hastings.”

“Yes, well, you’re much warmer now, aren’t you? So how about you stop pissing and moaning for two bloody seconds?”

“If we get out of this alive, I’m going to punch you in the face.”

“Shut up and go to sleep, Miles. …..No, not on top of me, you big hairy oaf! ….Damn it all to hell.”

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Looking for some Ezio/Henchmen loving

(Anonymous) 2010-06-11 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
After chasing him for weeks, and in spite of all he has heard and seen of the man, a city guard can't help falling in love with the mysterious assassin. Whether this ends in tragedy or sexytimes is up to the filler.

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This. This this this.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see something with Malik being a total badass despite only having one arm. I keep running into fics where Altair has to save him from something because all of a sudden he can't protect himself anymore, and I find this very annoying. I want to see him kicking ass in a fight. Maybe he has to save Altair when he gets caught by the guards yet again, and gets a chance to prove he's still awesome.

Can be AltMal or not, I don't really mind.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
THIS. I second this. There are too many of Malik being saved, let's let him get to kick ass too! xD I hope someone writes this...x3

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Rock band on tour AU

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
It would make this anon very happy to see Ezio playing a guitar, Federico on drums and Malik and/or Shaun as band manager. No preference for what roles the rest of the AC cast play, but would like them to be included somehow.

Bonus points if you can work in Federico/Kadar the roadie.

Re: Rock band on tour AU

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE! When I saw this my jaw dropped. Awesome idea! Seconded 200%! I can totally picture this happening. If I feel up to it, I might draw them playing at one of their shows...No promises, but I might. Would you like that op? 'Cause I could probably do it. =)

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
It was mentioned in Good Omens that Crowley had the original sketch for the Mona Lisa and that he'd met Leonardo.

So how about that meeting? Maybe Crowley tries to tempt Leonardo but Ezio shows up?

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WANT.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-13 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
I know this seems crazy and I have SOMEONE to blame for this, but I crave some Volpe/Shaun. Or maybe just some Volpe all around, the lovable immortal rogue he is.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded. There's never enough Volpe. :D

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Prison!AU

(Anonymous) 2010-06-13 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
First time to request, ever!
So, I have hopes for AU: Altaïr, Ezio, Des and Malik are in prison ‘cause they are hitmen/killers-for-hire. The group got caught during one of the jobs. I believe the four boys would do just fine in prison.

But! Let us mix Leonardo the artist and Shaun the accountant into the soup! Poor Leo was set up for stealing/trafficking some painting and he was sent to prison. Shaun…. He stole money/sold the ideas of the company he was working for or something and he was sent to prison too.

I’d like to see Ezio just falling in love at first sight, head over heels for nervous Leonardo. (He’s exactly the type to end up as a prison bitch). And maybe some Altaïr/Malik and Des/Shaun, too, but they’re not as important. Desperately wanna see Ezio taking Leo under his (over)protective custody, scaring off all the other guys.

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MY GOD. THIS IS BRILLIANT.

I... I just might do this. No promises, though! D:

(Lame anon always forgets to anon)

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Strip poker/chess/any other game. Any characters/pairings. Go!

O.O Why am I panting?

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
God, writer!aNONz! Ya'll must do this!

Oh, and make the stakes higher. (yanno, sexytime)

Altair/Malik; romantic smut

(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Romance smut, set post-game. Altair and Malik have always known how they felt about each other, and after Maria gives birth to their children, she tells him to go with Malik. After a talk, they or whatever, they have sex. Here's the catch:

Altair isn't cocky, or trying to make Malik submit. Malik isn't fighting back, and gives himself without resistance. No hurry, no fighting; just two people who love each other and want to show it.

I'm usually not picky about the length of the fic, but god, the longer the better. I love drawn out, romantic smut D:

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I totally want this shit, right hurrr.
My anus burns, tingles, and bleeds for this.

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Federico/Ezio: Ezio's first time

(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Anon requests an intense Federico x Ezio yaoi lovin. Here Federico took Ezio's virginity after having premonition of his death. Anon also requests a hint of dubcon, Ezio being in pain while Federico took him. Bonus if you include an aftermath, where Ezio broke down after his beloved brother's death. Anon will be grateful, please make the yaoi scene intense and hot.

SI, TOTALLY!!!!

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WANT.
WANT.
WANT.
SO MUCH.

I luffs in-pain!Ezio.

Kink meme needs more Maria Auditore!

(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Faghag!Maria Auditore, musing about the homosexual encounters of the men of the Auditore family. Giovanni with Lorenzo, Ezio with Leonardo, Federico with for exampel Vieri (or Kadar, who cares he lived hundreds of years earlier! ;D) Maria's thoughts and approval.

Because she's worth it <3

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Oh hell yes, I claim this shit.

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Federico/Kadar

(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Kadar/Federico fluff, and the kink is skinship. Nothing too explicit, please! But seriously, I need some Federico/Kadar luffins!

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YES. DO. THIS. SHIT.

Haven't seen this one before...

(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Anon would like to request an Altair/Sibrand fic. You know, the crazy blonde guy, killed at the docks of Acre.
Can be as smutty as you want...anything is fine (but please, can they both be ALIVE? XD )
:-)

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My anus spontaneously combusted.

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IS THERE SUCH THING AS CYNICAL!HAVEN?

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Older!Ezio x Younger!Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-06-14 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspiration from DoubleLeaf's Ezio piece, and the past Younger!Malik and Older!Malik from this meme. Also a bit of inspiration from the recent AC:B Trailer.

Older!Ezio with Younger!Ezio. Plot device: Apple.
They both decide to use the apple and run into themselves. Information gathering, possibly slapping the younger one out of the revenge bullshit after Vieri's death.

Older Ezio would be of the age of 42, a bit after AC2 and before AC:B. I'd prefer him to be in the black Altair robes.

Anons have a choice as to how the story would go, and how the older and younger Ezio would act. You have full freedom, be it writefagging or Drawfagging. But if anon(s) would really like to use Age 46 Ezio (from AC:B with his white robes) go for it.

Have a ball, Anons, as for this one isn't picky.

SELFCEST FOR THE WIN !!!!!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED LIKE DEATH !!!!! And if kind writer!anon want, I can draw something about it...