asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Discussion

malik + altair + toys

(Anonymous) 2010-06-26 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
So basically Altair goes about his day sexually pent up and frustrated because Malik has somehow stuck something up Altair's ass and straped on a contraption that stops him coming. (Which, ironically, makes him assassinate his target and kill guards with more ease and vigor than usual.)

He comes back to the Bureau horny as hell and Malik is a smug bastard (even as Altair fucks the living daylights out of him). Malik eventually frees Altair, and, idk, Altair orgasms a bajillion times or something.

tldr: begging, orgasm denial, post-orgasm daziness.

Re: malik + altair + toys

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
wantwantwant!!! SECONDED SO BADLY!! *drool*

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FF.Net Uber-Fill

(Anonymous) 2010-06-26 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I came across this a few days ago.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5941327/1/Hard_Secrets_Between_Altair_and_Malik

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dammit... **Failpost is FAIL**

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Misfire fill!

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I feel like a sick fuck asking for this, but here goes:

Ezio/Maria

Yeah, his mom.

In the years following her husband's death, Maria hasn't spoken. Ezio comes to visit her frequently.

When she does speak, it's not his name - after all, despite the fact that I disagree, a character rather early on in the game does say that Ezio "looks just like his father".

Sex optional, but this *is* a kink meme. Do your worst, anon.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
alskdjfal oh god, do want. *joins you in sick fuckery*

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drabble filled! the road to hell

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Double A-Sayf blowjob

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Altair getting a double Blowjob from the A-Sayf Brothers.

Drawfag, and or writefag. Either way, anon will be utterly pleased. <3

HORY SHIET UNF UNF UNF

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
T-this is the hottest prompt of this meme. Seriously. I can't promise anything, but between all my deadlines I will TRY to find some time to do a sketch or two.

PS. ENCOURAGING ALL WRITERANONS TO FILL-LIKE-WHOA SO I CAN DIE FAPPING.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik realises, much later, that he could have used the Apple's power to save himself and Kadar in Solomon's Temple.

Altair discovers him in a grief-stricken, guilt-ridden state and comforts him. Bonus points if this leads to sexytimes, but I'm not picky. :)

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
HAVE YOU GUYS PLAYED PALAZZO MEDICI?

Okay, as we all know, Giovanni and Lorenzo (despite the age gap, which is kind of a huge kink for me but that's neither here nor there for this prompt) were totally doing it.

After Giovanni dies, Ezio saves Lorenzo's life (and, according to a courtesan earlier in the game, "just happens to look exactly like the man"). Ezio starts reminding Lorenzo of his father… maybe just a little. Especially in those robes. Mmm.

Anyway, at the end of the Palazzo Medici secret locations, Lorenzo shows Ezio his treasure room, telling him he can take anything he wants as reward for saving him again.

I think you see where I'm going with this.

tl;dr: Ezio/Lorenzo. Fuck. Yes.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you me, anon? Seconding this so hard. I'd go for this anywhere in Ezio's life, but the Palazzo Medici is A++

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Altair/Ezio, hurt/comfort+smut

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Kink suggestion: AU, modern times; Altair was a special agent contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio. Since the family failed to meet the ransom demands, they fear greatly his life. Fast forward after a few months/years, Altair found Ezio in a brothel, bound and broken; Ezio was repeatedly raped. Altair rescued Ezio but the latter was so traumatized. Altair ended up treating Ezio by making real love to him.

Hmm. Ok, calling out to Anons there, please make this piece come to life. We need more Altair/Ezio loving.

Re: Altair/Ezio, hurt/comfort+smut

(Anonymous) 2010-06-27 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, second this so hard!! Someone need to write this!

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Happy OP here =)

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Ezio/Cesare Borgia...with Caterina Sforza as a Voyeur

(Anonymous) 2010-06-28 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Jume 1501, Rome. Ezio infiltrates Castel Sant'Angelo in an attempt to released Caterina Sforza, who’s been imprisoned by Rodrigo and Cesare Borgia (which happened in real life). However, he’s caught and brought before Cesare Borgia, who brings him down to Caterina’s cell. Cesare threatens her with bodily harm, which he will do in front of Ezio. Despite being in chains, instead of cowering, Ezio rolls his eyes smirks and says Cesare he isn’t man enough…to that to another man, that is.

Incensed, Cesare chains up Ezio against the cell wall and proceeds to have his way with him, in front of Caterina…but not in a horrifically violent way necessarily. It’s more of a dominant seduction. That way, Ezio supposedly “wants it” and has only himself to blame when he comes…HARD.

Right after their little rendezvous, Ezio is apparently able to miraculously free himself. He knocks out Cesare and escapes scott free with Caterina.

On their way back to Florentine territory, while Caterina is absolutely grateful for his assistance, she cattily remarks that it seems awful convenient that Ezio was able to escape so quickly after Cesare had his way…why the hell did he wait until after?

“Perhaps I wished to have a bit of fun before I tried to kill the stronzo,” he smirks. Arching a brow and giving a snort of doubtful laughter, Caterina slyly recommends that perhaps they should work some similar role playing into their future bedroom games. And Ezio heartily agrees, for he secretly has a kink for being the bottom.

Re: Ezio/Cesare Borgia...with Caterina Sforza as a Voyeur

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, fucking shit, OP, what the eff are you having? XD

Damn if I'm not getting flustered! SOMEONE FILL!!!! PLLZZZ!!!!!

(Or Cesare will sex you while you're sleeping)

(Anonymous) 2010-06-28 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And because I don't have the patients to go through 25 pages of Prompts I bring my own... (someone tell me if this has already been filled, plz?)

Robert de Sable/Sibrand - Robert trying to calm Sibrand's nerves in the only way he can think of (cuz this is a kink meme after all!!) after he learns Altair is after him... :D

(Anonymous) 2010-06-28 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, Garnier must have gotten all the patients.

S-SECONDED.

FYI, there is a less specific (unfilled) prompt for Robert/Sibrand here: http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/16841.html?thread=582089#t582089

Looking up 'Sibrand' or 'Robert/Sibrand' on Azirae's delicious archive would have yielded this. Archives are useful for these sorts of things. >_>

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Yes, I agree

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Request: Altair/Ezio Not related

(Anonymous) 2010-06-28 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair is an assassin on a mission in Venice where he mets Ezio Auditore. Altair gets attracted to the younger assassin, and after a short series of events, the end up having sex on a haystack in a stable (bonus if writer can add in a storm coming up and that they have to seek shelter in the stable, thus the sex comes up)!

Come on guys, we need this XD

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I forgot to add, Altair tops the hell out of Ezio too XD

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OP, I'm, like, filling this prize

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Leo/Ezio Funny

(Anonymous) 2010-06-29 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
OK, I hate adding to the list of unfilled prompts, but this just came to me the other day while talking to my partner... If Leo has a beard, wouldn't it tickle?

Long and short;

Ezio suddenly stops letting Leo kiss him, or give him bjs, and Leo gets upset. Turns out Ezio is terribly ticklish.

Re: Leo/Ezio Funny

(Anonymous) 2010-06-29 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Pfffft this is adorable. Do want.

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Historically correct crack, plz?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-29 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone ever seen Robin Hood (no, not the new one) from the BBC? Well, if not; http://www.bbc.co.uk/robinhood/ and http://www.robinhood2006.com might help to fix that... And seeing as I missed the crossover page a long time ago I believe something like this is in order...

Assassin's Creed / Robin Hood BBC crossover
Sometime after both the game and season 2 of RH, maybe some Altair/Will because my sick mind can so see that working now that I think about it... XD

Re: Historically correct crack, plz?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-29 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, BRILLIANT!

How about Altair/Guy Gisbourne? Perhaps Guy thinks he's a badass, but along comes Altair, who teaches him "a lesson." And by "lesson," I mean some hard, dirty sex...

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Vieri/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-06-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
After his entire family is killed, Ezio is delivered to Vieri as a personal plaything.

Re: Vieri/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-06-30 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
YUUUUUS. NEED THIS.

Captcha: rule snuggle.

Captcha wants Vieri to rule over Ezio with ~loooove~.

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Dominance is good, anytime

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"You truly don't know how to treat a man"

(Anonymous) 2010-06-30 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
i.e. Volpe nagging to Ezio how badly he treats Leonardo (flirts to all girls in the Italy, visits him only when he has some Codex pages to be translated, etc.) and eventually Volpe, being the master thief he is, stealing Leonardo all to himself.
Make it even more precious by making Leonardo feel really akward at first, but ending up turning even partly against Ezio.
I don't care if there's sex. I just want to see Ezio being properly told off and losing Leonardo.

Please, make this happen. I've been craving for some good Volpe/Leo more than an assassin craves for a new assassination target.


Re: "You truly don't know how to treat a man"

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I... I do not know why but I want this.

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Of course :D

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My bad! Completed fic above!

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HEIST AU

(Anonymous) 2010-06-30 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, I had this glorious idea in the shower and I thought I'd bring it here. If nobody fills it, I dunno, I might try to, but fuck if I didn't want to toss it up here anyway.

I love AU, especially well-done AU, and I kind of really want a (modern day) heist AU thing. Think Ocean's Eleven or something like that.

I'm thinking Giovanni Auditore is the old thief whose found the location of a Piece of Eden and wants to steal it from the Templars, so he's PUTTIN' TOGETHER A TEAM.

La Volpe, an old ally from BACK IN THE DAY, Master Thief. Malik, Altaïr, and Kadar. Rebecca, the hacker/security girl/computer whiz. Desmond, operative. Lucy, the inside agent. Shaun, the information geek guy. Ezio and Federico. Leonardo, GADGETS GUY. Also, Lorenzo de' Medici is their rich-guy backer.

THEY ARE GOING TO PULL OFF THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY.

epic bonus points if they're all doing it to get the PoE out of Templar hands except La Volpe, whose expecting some cold hard cash out of the deal.

I hate adding prompts here but I've filled like five so I WANT TO ASK FOR THIS.

Re: HEIST AU

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Oh my god.

I'd write this if I could get my hand out of my pants, but LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, ANON.

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Someone messed up the plot!

(Anonymous) 2010-06-30 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow Ezio and Altaïr switch timelines and they are all "wtf just happened?!" about it. I bet they'd feel completely out of place in the future/past. XD

This can be Ezio/Malik and/or Altaïr/Leonardo. Youe choice. Either way, the reaction of Leonardo/Malik will without a doubt be amusing considering Ezio and Altaïr look so much like each other. XD

Ezio/Malik has my pref though, simply because it's Malik. <3

Someone please fill this while I go searching for some prompts to fill myself. ^-^

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This is, like, THE BEST IDEA EVER.

I pretty much have no free time right now (curse my summer job!), but once the weekend rolls around...

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Angst

(Anonymous) 2010-06-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired in this pic http://doubleleaf.deviantart.com/art/hello-163564265
Altaïr manages to befriend a kid on the streets. Cute and all but this anon has a black heart so in the end, the kid gets killed by the guards or an EVIL TEMPLAR or well, that.
Sad Altaïr :C You can include a Malik if you want (and some comfort times if you know what I mean).

Break my heart, writernons!

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-01 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Anon, I understand your need for angst... seconded.

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Haystacks!

(Anonymous) 2010-07-01 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Altair jumps into a haystack, only to find Malik has already occupied it. C'mon, it's bound to happen at least once!

How and why and when are up to the writer. Funny, sexy, whatever works, anons! (sexytimes definitely a plus!) Just make sure there is love for those convenient haystacks we all know and exploit.

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-05 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Does OP mind if it is a conveniently placed rooftop garden instead? Anon can't imagine sexytimes in the middle of a big stack of hay being very comfortable. XD

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ShaunDes

[identity profile] controlfreak87.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeesss. My first story of AC. It can be read here for your viewing pleasure!


Here: http://controlfreak87.livejournal.com/1777.html

ENJOY!!

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-03 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this a misfired fill, Anon?

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Fucking Hot! (Modern Day AU)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-03 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I've had an idea (It's a modern AU like it says in the title):

It's summer and it's unbearably hot which leads to Federico taking off his clothing (Not everything in one go. First the shirt, then the trousers, etc.) till he's running around totally naked in his flat (I want painfully vivid descriptions of the sweat running down his body and of the heat torturing him). While doing so he happens to be chatting to [Ezio/Leonardo/Altair. Anyone out of those three is fine so just go with the one you like most. Just keep in mind that it's an AU so Ezio and Federico don't necessarily have to be brothers if you don't want them to be.] who doesn't have the slightest idea what's going on at the other end of the connection (Maybe you could make their conversation hilariously innocent. Like some shy 14-year-olds chatting to each other. Though that's just a suggestion. If you've got a better idea, feel free to use that. The chat doesn't even have to be about anything romantic (they don't even have to be interested in each other...that might be way more funny than the other way around). Note that he's not chatting at the beginning of the fic, though. At first only heat, clothes off. Maybe he's waiting for that certain person to come online at first). I want something that's awfully funny/embarrassing and awfully hot at the same time. Please do this, you know you want to :p!

(Bonus points if the only thing Federico doesn't take off are his sun glasses :D!)

PS: Oh my GOD! That's a long request...oh well...I just had so many ideas for this one...if it wasn't for my writer's block I'd SO write this!

Moar band AU? Really?

(Anonymous) 2010-07-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Anon was just listening to Queen on YouTube when all of a sudden, the kink memes and its band AUs came into mind.

"A band, Ezio? Really, you should think more of your future! There is fierce competition in the music industry and not everyone might like your tastes, and if you do not have experience none of the companies will take you in-"

"-mi dispiace, padre, I know you wouldn-"

"-but you silly spoilt brat of mine, you remind me so much of me when I was younger!"

tl;dr - Gio considered to be, or was part of a band at some point in his life.

Bonus if you slip in a part with Lorenzo having listened to his music if you're going with the latter. [Hey, the altezza can be a fan, right? right?]

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-13 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
XD
I spilled my water on the floor. Thank you.

And Lorenzo would have definatly been Gio's NUMBER ONE FAN!

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Historical AU?

(Anonymous) 2010-07-04 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is revealing themself to be an utter historical dork, but...
Ezio is part of the movement for Italian Unification (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_unification). After all, the men involved were (so history class told me) dashing heroes. Plus, coSme on -- red shirts defended the Republic of Rome against papal soldiers! It fits!
...sorry if this is weird/already come up/somehow horribly historically mangled.

Re: Historical AU?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!!!!

AND MAKE SURE HE GETS PLENTY OF ACTION! (in the bedroom, OF COURSE)

FILL, PLZ!

UNFx100

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Enjoy your work (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-04 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So, this is my first try at the fandom and on this side, so hpe I don't get anything wrong^^

They don't like to send me. They give me other tasks mostly, tasks and missions to distract me. Which I can't understand at all. Killing, is killing, is it not? What if I take a bit of pleasure from it. But that is their problem, not mine, and as long as I tolerate the creed, no-one stands in my way. Though they still mostly use me for my research skills and mission strategies. And I enjoy those too, just not as much.


It made Rebecca look at me with a slightly nervous and hesitant glint in her eyes and Lucy gave her reluctant approval to the request coming to her desk, knowing that they couldn't distract me forever. While Desmond remained disgustingly confused and oblivious about what was going on. I opened the file with the giddy feeling of anticipation in my stomach and began to read, knowing that my toes started to curl with light pleasure, just thinking about it. This was going to be a good day.

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“Got a task for you, Shaun.” Desmond looked up from his thoughts to see Lucy standing in the door to the Animus room, one of the mission-files in her hand. He watched how the shoulders of the Brit seemed to tense, before Shaun looked up and saw what it was he was about to be asked to do, then he seemed to relax in a strangely satisfied way.

Desmond shot a look towards Rebecca, but she seemed oddly focused on everything else but Shaun. Frowning, he turned back to Lucy, who tossed the file onto Shaun's desk and went on to her own, to start up her computer for their session today. It was strange. Different to the times when he saw Lucy handing out the files to other Assassins. Then again, he couldn't really imagine Shaun killing anyone, though when he looked at him now, as he watched him walk from the room, his body not slumped over papers or a keyboard for a change, there was that odd grace about him that seemed to cling to the people of this trade.

That still didn't explain the strange reaction of the others, though. Desmond had to admit that he didn't think of it when he talked/fought with the man, but Shaun was an Assassin, and therefore there was no real reason to worry about him, was there? He watched the door close behind the normally stuck up prick, and turned back to the lady's again.

“What was that all about?”

“Nothing.” the answer came from Rebecca, who blushed slightly as she noticed that she had answered to fast and concentrated back to her screens. Desmond lifted an eyebrow and looked over to Lucy.

“It doesn't concern you, Desmond. But without Shaun, we have to skip the Animus today, guess we can throw in some training. You up for it?” Desmond looked back to the deserted desk and computer where Shaun normally sat, before nodding. Maybe he just imagined things. Maybe the tension between the women was normal and he just hadn't noticed it the few times that he saw Lucy handing out the assignments. Maybe he just was relieved not to be stuck in the head of his ancestor today, losing more and more of himself to people long dead.

Re: Enjoy your work (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-04 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
crap, this should be on page nine... the continuation is...

(Anonymous) 2010-07-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond being spanked by Shaun. Daddy!kink optional.

(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded with burning passion!

Filled! Good Boy 1/1

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-05 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I love Shaun/Desmond, but for some odd reason, I love it when Shaun really hurts Desmond's feelings D: so I'm requesting Shaun being a total douche about something (whatever your heart desires) which is really destroying Desmond. Eventually something happens (again, whatever your heart desires), that makes Shaun see what he's done, and regrets it. Of course, he then needs to apologize and make up for it. Which of course, it leads to smut.

Seconded

(Anonymous) 2010-07-16 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I second! I'm tempted to fill, but no promises, OP, I've been having writer's/artist's block for a little bit. =/

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