asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo listening to Ezio's heartbeat

Fluff fluff, and Ezio's delicious man-chest!

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
A/N: K, sorry it's short, I just saw the prompt and wanted to something short and cute. Drabble!Fill ftw? Hopefully. :)


Leonardo peeled his eyes open, squinting at the bright morning sun, and snuggled closer to Ezio. He had such a great and cuddle-worthy body, and it was much to early to leave the comfortable warmth of his bed and the assassin. He smiled as the assassin's heartbeat found it's way to his ears. Leonardo had always found a heartbeat soothing, even meditative, and loved listening to Ezio's whenever they cuddled.

It's constant, “Th-thump. Th-thump. Th-thump.” Was the last thing the artist heard as he drifted back into quiet slumber.

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WW2 AU

(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Altair/Malik and Kadar.

Make it 'make sense'. Do what you want, be it nazi assassins, nazi templars, whatever. If you'd like--add in some suit fetish. I don't know, you have free will to do what you want, anons who decide to fill this.

Be it art or writefagging.

Also my little anti-bot control says "Population mather" Hurr, ironic.

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AS A SERIOUS WW2 FAG I AM SO TEMPTED TO WRITE THIS, but not until I finish the other fills I have going. :|

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Reverse Bleeding Effect

(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
After the events in Rome go down Ezio obsesses over the meaning of the words meant for Desmond, and devotes a lot of his time to spying on Des in the 21st century using the Apple. The results are random shifts into english, talking about crazy shit like blenders or vacuums and occasionally calling Leonardo 'Shaun'.

Bonus points for Leonardo straightening him out with a good old fashioned 15th century ploughing.

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best prompt wording ever

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OP FORGOT THIS

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Cockblocker Altair

(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Set in modern times: Altair, Ezio and Desmond are triplets. Altair being the oldest while Desmond's the youngest.

At 25 Desmond is trying desperately to lose his virginity but failing. Every boyfriend he has gets run off by Altair who is a overprotective dick. Ezio on the other hand is all for his little brother getting laid.

Enter Shaun Hastings who is not going to let a hot but stoic brother get in the way of screwing Desmond. Snarkyness abounds.

Bonus for the other brother pairings (Alt/Mal Ez/Leo or any variaton) and Ninja!Altair in your room interrupting your make outs.

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OH.
MY.
GOOD.
LORD.
I want this so bad.
SECONDED.

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Middled-Aged ????? Renaissance Artists

(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio finds a note in Leonardo's workshop he can actually understand without a mirror and a brain transplant.

On closer inspection he finds it addressed from 'Splinter'. Zaniness ensues.

An art fill is fine, too. Sorry if this has been done, anon hasn't seen it yet

(Anonymous) 2010-07-06 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
With the words of Danny Wallace: "I ended up in a gay leather bar in Amsterdam. Which is fine, unless you're a straight man, who must say 'yes' to everything."

So Shaun is a straight man, who has to say 'yes' to everything and he ends up in a gay leather bar. I don't care if it's in Amsterdam or New York, just put him in the bar.

Preferably Shaun ends up having sex with someone even if he-really-doesn't-want-but-damn-it-feels-good-GOD-do-that-again!
THX.

CAPTCHA says: doubting aside.

Writer

(Anonymous) 2010-07-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Writefag here, snagging this prompt. I encourage others to fill it too. >:3

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Ezio + Leonardo + Cesare = cock goes where?

(Anonymous) 2010-07-07 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen anyone do this yet and I am dying for it. My anus is burning for Ezio, Leonardo, and Cesare in a threesome, no particular order. No extreme violence or pain please, but non-con of the "I hate him, but his cock feels so good" variety is more than welcome!

SUPER BONUS POINTS if you give Leonardo the biggest dick out of all of them. Poor guy is always getting the short end of the stick, both literally and figuratively. Give him a cock that makes men fall to their knees in awe (among other things).

reCAPTCHA wants them to get married, too. O.O "said wedded"

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It's just possible that I miight really enjoy this...
Seconded.

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-07 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Dom!Lorenzo/Giovanni

We've had dom!Giovanni, now let's see the tables turned :D feel free to make this as kinky as you'd like, anon: bondage, erotic asphyxiation, bloodplay, etc etc LOL

ROFL CAPTCHA: government quips

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i'm on it

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Three Musketeers... (or Titanic)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-07 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
... starring Ezio, Altair, Desmond.

Um, yea.

I don't know where this came from it's not like I watched the film The Man in the Iron Mask (again) recently. But for some reason I would really like to see a Louis XIV/Ezio/Philippe threesome. Essentially I think I'm just craving for Ezio/Leonardo (DiCaprio). So if you wanna throw Ezio on board the Titanic and run into Jack Dawson instead... :D

17th Century France or 20th Century doomed cruiseship, I'll be happy with either scenario! Thank you!

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Two amazingly awesomely beautiful men together Thank god they can't have children, or the child would be so beautiful, everyone would...I don't know, implode from sheer amazement.

Sorry, can you tell I've had very little sleep?

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Shaun/Des Fight!

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Shaun and Desmond get into a fight. And not just a bitchfight. I want a good, old fashioned asskicking between the two. I don't care how they got into it, just make it amazing. I would prefer if Shaun was the better fighter. This leads to sex afterwards, somehow. Hot, furious sex.

If this has already been done, forgive this foolish anon...

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YES. I LOVE FIGHTING AS A PRECURSOR TO SEX. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.

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because this is necessary

(Anonymous) 2010-07-09 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Leo and Ezio (or Altair and Malik) switch bodies. Then they have shameless, brutal sex.


READY SET GO.

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My fapping hand is so ready for this.

MAKE THIS HAPPEN, ANON.

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo/Ezio - Ezio is being a brat so Leo sounds him with a paintbrush

(double points if it's bristles first)

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
O-Oh god.

THIS. Seconded like burning, unf.

captcha says "and gorges"... on what, indeed~

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One word.

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Robert/Altair - Scarification

(CAPTCHA says 'The Almighty' so God-centric scars = much fapping)

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Hnnnnnnnngh

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Robert/Altair - AU where Robert captures himself an assassin and takes him back to England.

Bonus points for Altair's arms bound behind him
Double bonus for public shagging

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ONE THOUSAND TIMES WANT

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Any/Altair - Watersex

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
GOD, MAKE ALTAIR COME SO FUCKING HARD, ANON!!!!

Not possible

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo/Ezio - The reason why he never completed many of the paintings he started was because he kept accidentally fucking Ezio on the still wet canvases

(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This is so historically truee! <3 This must happen!

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Rebecca (or Lucy or Shaun), Multi-any/Desmond - Rebecca is a Templar plant and uses the Animus to interrogate/rape more information out of Desmond. Lots of mindfuckery, please

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OP, you already are mind-fucking me with this prompt.

>.< SECOND!

(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Any/Desmond (with a side order of any/Altair or Any/Ezio) - To stop him desynchronizing at a crucial point, Desmond has to fuck/be fucked when Altair or Ezio fucks/gets fucked

(Bonus points if it's rushed!Shaun/assvirgin!Desmond)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-12 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I may have to fill this

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, deep breath -

Shaun/- Lucy/- Rebecca/- splitpersonality!Desmond (EG Shaun/Ezio, Rebecca/Altair, Lucy/Desmond) with none of Desmond's personalities knowing he's fucking all his team mates

(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
....ARE YOU ME?

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Yeah, I'm serious, really, I am...

(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Malik and Maria meeting for the first time, don't like each other at all, all that random crap that this could be made of. I just really want to see them in a fic together... Y'know...

Re: Yeah, I'm serious, really, I am...

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Extra kudos if their hate is because of Altair the JACKASS.

Second!

(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I want some Minstrel/Anyone, but I'd really really like Minstrel/Annoying Beggar Lady from AC1 or Minstrel/Annoying Regarded guy from AC1. The fic should end with showers of gold coins.

(Anonymous) 2010-07-11 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
This is brilliant. I just sneezed tea all over my laptop.
Thanks for that.
XD
Seconded.

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Have nookie with me?

(Anonymous) 2010-07-10 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by something I saw on Ygal, humor fic of Altaïr asking Malik to have Hot Passionate Nookie with him.
I really wanna see how Malik would react to Altaïr asking something so... out of character. XD
Bonus points if Malik doesn't immediately realises what 'nookie' stands for.
Double bonus points for an actual sex/smut/nookie scene.


Nookie is now my new favourite word. <3

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Why do I have a feeling that Altair is SO gonna take advantage of Malik's cluelessness?

THIS. HAS. TO. BE. DONE. ANONZ.

Somebody make this happen.

Bittersweet stuff

(Anonymous) 2010-07-11 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
So, before Desmond was kidnapped by Abstergo, he was best friends/lovers with someone on the team (He had to have known SOME people in public). His lover (I'm thinking Shaun here, even though the meme needs moar woman) works their ass off getting him back/involving themselves in his life, just to find out that Des doesn't remember his life before being kidnapped. Angst and obliviousness ensue.

Bonus points if they somehow end up together in bed and Des is like "Well, uh, it's not like it meant anything..." and lover has to agree to keep face and ends up hysterical in a bathroom somewhere.

*Anon feels terrible for request*

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Anon is having writers block write now but I may fill this once I'm fixed

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Triple Agent Shaun

(Anonymous) 2010-07-11 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
In the first game, Warren Vidic making Lucy seem indebt to him paralleled with Altair being sorta indebt to Al Mualim.
It's been maybe, sorta suggested that Leonardo da Vinci perhaps is spying for the assassins or something when working for Cesare. It'd be really cool if Shaun Hastings was a triple agent for the assassins as a parallel to that which would explain why he's always so busy.

Bonus but not needed: Shaun wasn't really kidding when he said he could see things like Desmond. He's the descendant of Malik and Leonardo da Vinci. It's believed that Leonardo was part Arab from his fingerprints: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1571851/Leonardo-Da-Vinci-may-have-been-an-Arab.html

as for pairings could be anything though I personally have a preference for guy on guy. Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leo, Desmond/Shaun, Cesare/Leo, etc. It could be general too.

Re: Triple Agent Shaun

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O.O

SECCONNNDDD FFUDDGGEEE

Might I also request the anonz to let Rodrigo get stabbed fifty times?

Grandpa gets it all?

(Anonymous) 2010-07-11 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
Not so kinky perhaps but I'd like to see something where Ezio is tying to pressure Desmond into sex or blowing him or something, using the whole "I'm your elder and you'll do as I say" angle. Desmonds being difficult and then Altair comes in and uses the 'Elder-angle' to make them both go down on him.

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SECONDED LIKE BURNING.

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