asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 2
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Discussion

Altaïronardo.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-05 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Do it.

Altaïr and Leonardo.

Now.

See also: MalEzio.

Fun to say, right?

...in BED

Total tongue twister

(Anonymous) 2010-10-06 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Now ...
What would they be doing in bed? :D

Oh ho ho hoooohh...

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Oh, gosh, that fall must've hurt!!!!

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Altonardo?

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Subject 16 and the moments leading to his suicide. Anything at all will do, just fulfull my desperate need for more 16!

Sub 16 is sorely lacking on this meme

(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, he is.
I'm sorry, OP, but anon here canna write a good storyline to save her life. Would you mind a drabble or vignette?

Indeed he is!

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Kain [1/1]

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Writer!anon here

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The Empty Hand [1/1]

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Family Secrets

(Anonymous) 2010-10-08 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, this is kinda crazy, but... I was looking up a few things for a fill I'm writing, and realized something.

I don't think anyone ever told Ezio he's Altaïr's descendant.

The only two scenes in the primary storyline where Altaïr's name actually comes up, that I recall, are when Ezio learns about Altaïr writing the Codex, and when he first visits Sanctuary. Mario doesn't mention it - heck, reading between the lines, Mario doesn't realize Altaïr is their ancestor, either.
You can see the scenes here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrFFCEXYf_E&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTVe09NYSyQ&feature=channel


Now I really, really want to see Ezio's reaction when he finds out that he's the descendant of his idol - maybe in a letter Altaïr wrote specifically to him and hid away somewhere near the Vault...?

Re: Family Secrets

(Anonymous) 2010-10-09 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God you just read my mind.

Seconding this so hard.

O_O Lord, this is wonderful

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Leonardo and Angst?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I would really love to see some Leonardo!angst. Maybe Ezio being away for a long time and always visiting Antonio, Rosa, the other thieves and courtesans etc, whenever he comes back from a mission and Leo feeling more and more left out and thinks he is only good for is decoding codex pages.
I have this scenario in my head of Leonardo catching the flu and left alone to tend to his sickness.
Just, need some sad Leo right now. :D

Re: Leonardo and Angst?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-14 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDING.

I'm a huge porn fan, but fluff stuff every now and then is great. ;)

:( I feel the same way

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It's so quiet here

(Anonymous) 2010-10-09 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
People suddenly stopped posting new prompts about a week or so ago.
I couldn't help but wonder whether everyone have lost their mojo for AC, or everyone are sitting quietly and waiting to see how Brotherhood will impact the fandom before they come up with new ideas. I am very much hoping it's the latter.

Re: It's so quiet here

(Anonymous) 2010-10-09 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Not true anon, last prompt was posted like... yesterday I think

And just because it’s slow don’t mean much, it was like this last summer then everyone went back to school/work and there was so much posting we had complaints.

Just hang in there; few prompts can be a good thing! It gives us writers more time to fill, and it’s a good excuse to go back and fill old prompts.

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Ironic amusement

(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Altaïr, rendered ageless by the Apple (or possibly another Piece), has been keeping a very low profile, both to evade the Templars and to allow the Assassins to grow. When the Borgia take over Rome, however, he slips in to fight them quietly from below.

Where he is one of the "rescue the civilian" encounters, and Ezio attempts to recruit him. Much to Altaïr's hidden bemusement.

Mostly, I want an odd "secret-mentor" relationship, where Altair is carefully shaping Ezio into a true leader of the Brotherhood while playing the role of a skilled, but relatively low-ranked Assassin. (NOTE: This is the Altaïr who wrote the Codex, and has been alive for a very long time. Not the hot-headed fellow from the beginning of the first game.) With slight added mind-screw in that Altaïr appears to be all of twenty-six or twenty-seven, while Ezio is in his forties.

Whether or not he ever actually tells Ezio (or anyone else) who he is, I leave to the writer. Maybe Altaïr sneaks in and gathers the fragments of the armor, then goes to Leonardo for help in acquiring the supplies he needs to fix it?

(And no, Ezio wouldn't recognize him from the statue. The Assassin's Creed Wikia actually states that the statue looks nothing like Altaïr!)

~~~
...and a possible teaser-trailer to get ideas flowing!

Ezio looked down at the young man. Half-Arab, by the look of him, lean and built like a fighter - and trained like one, to judge by the way he'd evaded the blows of the guards.

"The liberation of Roma has begun," he said shortly. "If you choose to flee, do so now. But if you wish to fight - stand with me now, against the Borgia."

The young Arab studied him for a long moment with strangely piercing eyes, then nodded. "I have never been one to flee," he said, his Italian smooth and easy with only the barest traces of accent."

"Then seek Niccolo Macchiavelli. We will make you one of us. Their lies will no longer master truth."

Ezio strode away.

Had he thought to look back, however, he would have seen the 'young' Arab arch an eyebrow, watching him with a golden gaze centuries old.

"Nothing is true, young one," he murmured in Arabic, the scar across his lips twitching with a small smirk. "You should know that by now."

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You are amazing.

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Robert de Sable/Cesare Borgia - because we need more sexy Templars!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Robert and Cesare meet (could be through the Apple, or some other way, it's up to you, anon) and discuss those sexystubborn Assassins (i.e. Ezio and Altair) and the things they've done/will do to them. And then proceed to practice on each other.

Why does this seem extremely possible?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe.
Now, What DID/WILL they do to the assassins? XD

Scene 1: Blah, blah, blah
Scene 2: More talking
Scene 3: <3

Men.

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Moar Rosa! MOAR!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
For serious, she needs more lovin'.

How 'bout she ties Ezio's hands to a bedpost with her scarf? ;)

Dominatrix

(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, yes. They have to do it on top of a roof, during Carnevale, especially with fireworks in the sky.
And all of the rooftop archers dead around them. XD

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-10 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Or his uncle finds out on his own because he walks in on him and Leonardo.
I'd assume that Mario would be a pretty open-minded person, given the Assassins' motto, but even he (given the times they live in) would have trouble accepting it. Drama ensues.

Happy National Coming Out Day!!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-12 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm for real. Google this shit.

I wanna seeeeee this!! Ezio being all shy and embarrassed and Mario is all like "sigh there goes the lineage" and THEN THERE WERE BABIES.

Ouch

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-11 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
High stress can lead to seizures, strokes, aneurysms, hypertension, heart problems, coma, and death.

And the Animus fucks with the chemistry in a person's brain right? It obviously leads to insanity and hallucinations. So I'm a bit surprised in all of the angst fests on here no one has mentioned this. Or that even the game fails to mention this, because you can even have seizures from watching TV. If someone beams images into your brains and places you into a chemically induced coma everyday, you WILL have one of these side effects. There is no if in this.

I would really love if Desmond starts having serious side effects from the Animus. First just small things like nose bleeds and knocking them off as nothing, until that is, he starts to have serious lapses in his memory and spaces out mid-sentence, completely unable to remember where he is for several seconds at a time.

At which point he gets scared and tries even harder to hide it, the stress causing him to have horrible headaches and intense nausea. He starts having mild seizures(these usually are horrible shivers that feel like insects are running through your blood and cause immense pain in your chest and head) and due to his being ill and scared at being found out starts to slack in his duties in the Animus and avoid everyone.

Shawn being magnificently perceptive prick that he is confronts Desmond while he is training,(hiding, whatever so long as he's about 1-2 stories in the air) the added pressure to his already overstressed brain causes him to snap and he has a seizure and falls off of the edge.

Shawn freaks out and tries to help Desmond who is alive but is twitching and seizing like crazy has split his head open, he gets the girls and they angst/freak out etc and struggle to help him. Actually from that point you're welcome to do whatever, so long as there is this huge angst fest, and there is no Het.

I would write this myself, but I'm in the middle of a Resident Evil crossover that I desperately need to finish.

Wants to fill SO HARD

(Anonymous) 2010-10-12 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
UNF I've never filled before but THIS IS LIKE,

UNF. PLEASE.

I don't know what to do! I'm just gonna like, go write it in Word and see if anyone will help me...

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-11 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
There has literally been only one other Caterina/Rosa prompt in this meme. This seriously needs to be fixed. AND THUS I THROW THIS PROMPT OUT~

Set maybe after the battle of Forlí? Ezio's just gone off to find Savonarola and kick the shit out of him and Rosa's passing through Forlí to try and get some information on his whereabouts to warn him or tell him to hide out in Venice or something. Turns out that the main contact Antonio told her to find was Caterina. Jealousy and overprotectiveness flares up when Rosa tells her she's looking for Ezio.

So Rosa has to prove herself to Caterina. Now, the Sforza woman would've told her to off some asshats in Romagna, but Rosa just does not have the patience and decides to prove her worth in the bedroom. Caterina suddenly discovers she likes being the bottom.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
seconded because I don't want this to drown in the sea of yaoi prompts ;-;

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NekoSlave!Ezio/Master!Altair

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Okay so I know this has never been requested because either it is ridiculously too NEKODESUWTFBULLSHIT crazy OR it's never been put to the test.

So here's what I propose to any anon out there who wants to fill with either art!/fic!/or combination of both.

It can be an AU! universe or like some computer mastermind put in a code to put cat ears and a tail on (*coughcough*poor*coughsputter*) Ezio; and then Altair is there by some unknown force. The Apple could be involved, the computer genius might of figured out a way to put them together in the same memory...

Or we could totally go with the AU! universe as fore mentioned. I would really like to see it done if possible?

Cesare/Leonardo/Michelotto

(Anonymous) 2010-10-12 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Historically, Cesare's favorite method of execution was the Spanish garrote, usually performed by Michelotto. Naturally, we need more breathplay involving these two. :D Anon is hoping for Cesare and Michelotto double-teaming Leonardo, consensual or non-con, with Michelotto at an ideal position to strangle/release Leonardo as per Cesare's whim.

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Ohhh this sounds delicious, anon. I want Cesare to be giving orders to Michelotto as he fucks Leonardo.

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Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-12 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Herro all anons, right, this has been in my head ever since I downloaded Katy Perry's new album.

This song has got to be my favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGH6p3RxlY4

Oh God it's such a strangely fantastic song...

So, when I heard it I immediately got the idea in my head of either Altair or Ezio being all seducey to their other halves (namely Malik or Leonardo).

The particular less cringe-worthy lyrics that I can imagine our lovely Assassins whispering in the unsuspecting bottoms ears being: "Come on baby let me see what you're hiding underneath" And the bridge (it may very well not be called that, I know nothing about music at all) that starts with "Oh my God no exaggeration"

You shall win many-a internets if Malik/Leonardo is a gibbering puddle of horny. (Yeah... that's a real thing...)

And of course, sexy tiemz ensue. I rove you rong time! *scampers off to fill some reqs*

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-13 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I cannot take that song seriously. Really. I mean.

Peacock

As fabulous of a creature it is, it is also not the most romantic thing to call a penis.

Seriously.

However if there is one line I like it is "You've got the finest architecture". Malik is a cartographer, so was Leonardo, and Leonardo did mention liking architecture. Go wild.

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I need more!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-12 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Giovanni/Lorenzo - Consensual Strangulation/Asphyxiation or Orgasm Denial of the Prince of Florence

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Was just working on an old erotic asphyxiation fill for Lorenzo/Giovanni, and was thinking about the reverse, haha. Only plot bunny I could come up with involved more angst and hurt/comfort than kinky sex, though. But I'd love to see this filled <3 Any prompt involving Lorenzo and/or Giovanni in compromising positions gets this anon's approval.

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I don't even

(Anonymous) 2010-10-13 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
...Was anyone else a little disappointed with the lack of stabby times with Borgia at the end of AC2?

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completely. Yes, Ezio has grown as a person, we get that... BUT JUST KILL THE BASTARD ALREADY

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so who else has seen this clip? http://bit.ly/axs6Ng

As ecstatic as I am that Leonardo’s back, that beard is killing me.

This anon wants to see Ezio helping Leonardo trim that thing (perhaps after liberating him from the clutches of the nefarious Borgia??). I’m talking sexy times with a straight razor! Knives are also sexy! XD I don’t care if they’re in a relationship prior to the story or they hook up as a result, as long as there is some delicious tension as the crazy fuzz comes off. Whether or not it leads to something more, I leave to the author.

Anon is trying hard not to think about this too much because that way leads to the Dark Side a self-fill and I KNOW YOU WRITER!ANONS CAN ROCK THIS!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-15 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I second this prompt, if only because anything that involves the removal of the awful facial hair that seems to have infested all the handsome men in AC2 is a noble cause -_-.

Hair <3

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Lorenzo/Giovanni or Ezio/Leonardo, coming without being touched. Don't care how you pull it off, but make it involve plenty of teasing and begging and denial.

Just thinking about this is hot enough

(Anonymous) 2010-10-15 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Now, what I imagine is Giovanni jerking off in a hidden room behind Lorenzo's office, the other forced to watch, as he absentmindedly hears his advisor's daily reports.

That smug little Auditore bastardo.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-14 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
For some odd reason I think that Malik looks a bit like Cheb Mami so...
Could I get some Altair/Malik to the tune of "Desert Rose" by Sting ft. Cheb Mami?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
AUGH. THIS. THIS THIS THIS.

...might have to do this one. MAYBE. But ohshit yes.

Yesh

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-14 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if any of you have played/remember the totally awesome Thief series, but I think that Ezio and Garett would be great together!
Prompt: Ezio keeps hiding in wells and haystacks, and they keep being occupied already by an annoying stranger. And they do spend a lot of time sharing hot, cramped space, hiding from city guards. Snarking and frottage happens!

Haha

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Lol, this is what I imagined:

Ezio growled in agitation, ignoring the cries of the city guards, as he whipped around to face the mysterious stranger to the left of him. "Aye, maron, why are you here again?"

"What do you mean?" the other man huffed, ducking even further when the sentries ran past the well. "I was here first."

FIVE MINUTES LATER

"Che cazzo?!"

"I SAID, I was here FIRST."

XD

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I think this is a prompt in itself, fuck the smut...
Can I just get some Sibrand?

On a boat

(Anonymous) 2010-10-15 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Anything with Sibrand. He's one of those ppl you dun miss. Hell, his dying words were hot.

<3 when he rails at his subordinates.

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HE WOULD FREAKIN ENCOURAGE IT okay voyeur!Ezio in here please stat.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-15 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
RELATED TO THE CATERINA/ROSA PROMPT UP THERE, VERY SORRY ABOUT THIS POAST GUYS ;A;

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Well, fuck it.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-15 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I know I'm just contributing to the growing pile of unfilled prompts, but after seeing that one Discworld crossover, I realise that I really want to see YoungAssassin!Vetinari or just regular Vetinari interacting with Malik, Altair or Ezio (I'm partial to Malik or Altair, though). Whether it's slash or just a meeting of Assassins is fine. Bonus point for including Vimes somehow. Oh, and copious amounts of snark please.

I'll bear your unholy demon spawn Assassin children if you do. <3

I lyk that

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Snarking and frotting, totally YES.

This is quite an interesting prompt; I'm lovin' the part Vimes.

O.O for assassin babies.

This isn't a kink, but a heartfelt request for written justice...

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
As a part of a project in University, we are required to do a report on the current history of our mother nation.

My Father is Palestinian. And as such I was required to report upon the horrible things that the Ireali's have done to the Palestinian people. I'm pretty sure that this project has made me Anti-Sematic. I can't even look at a friend of mine in the eye anymore because she's a Jew.

And you want to know what makes this worse? My Mother is Iraqi. I dug throughout the "war", a war that I had believed was justified. But the further I dug the more disgusted I became with the country I was born and raised in, the U.S.

The shit finally hit the fan, when I saw this:

http://www.thewe.cc/weplanet/news/americas/us/war_crimes_fallujah.html

I read it. All of it. I read it and I cried uncontrollably, and vomited, and lost weeks of sleep over this. And every patriotic bone in my body.

I have had pride in my background. It was one of the things that drew me in to Assassin's Creed. Finally there was an Arab in the limelight, and he wasn't a terrorist(well, I suppose he is, but not in that overtly racist way that so many portray Arab men), but a hero.

But I have had pride in the country where I was born. It was afterall the place my mother and father met. The country where my mother was allowed to marry, grow, and learn as she pleased.

I tried at one point to join the Army, but was unable to due to a prexisting illness.

If by simply reading these things can make me lose all hope and faith in my country, and make me distrust jews, I can't help but wonder what it must do to the men who weren't held back by illness like I was. Who thought that they were doing the right thing, only to realize that they were nothing but glorified murderers.

So I humbly request, to any anon on here who will truly do this justice.

Please, make Shaun and Desmond part of the infantry that entered THAT Fallujah from above. Shaun from the UK troops, and Desmond the US.

Who witnessed the insane disregard for human life until they finally said enough was enough. They enact friendly fire on their own platoon whilst they harass an unwitting family, and Desert. They never return to their countries, but remain behind to help the victims of both the insurgents and the American people. Thus being named insurgents and terrorists in their home countries.

Extra ideas.

Rebecca being a conspiracy nut helping spread their cause through the internet, and a child of Iraqi Parents(I always thought she had the skin and the eyes of one of the paler Iraqi women). Lucy being a doctor who aids anyone indiscriminately and as such was charged with treason before Shaun and Desmond intervened. Malik being a previous victim who lost his brother and his wife, Altair being a former insurgent who leaves after witnessing the madness befalling his own people because of his actions(meaning Malik blames Altair because of his involvement, but they have never met before this). Leonardo can be a "captive" journalist being held hostage by Desmond and Shaun to record what really is going on. Ezio can be in the same predicament as Desmond and Shaun who joins at a later time.

As you can imagine I've thought this through alot. But my writing abilities lie only in nonfiction and book reports. I can't appropriately write a story and make it as it should be.

I would like to request that if you include any romance it be homoerotic. I however would really like if it was only a backstory, because the story is what should really shine through here.

Please anon, do this justice.

Captcha: Revolt sadness

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I just be the first to say this: Can we PLEASE not drag politics into this? It's a KINK meme! If you want to post the prompt, fine, but telling us your personal views on Israel vs. Palestine is unncecessary and very much in the wrong place. I understand you showed us the news article and all, and said you have some doubts, but this really rubbed me the wrong way.

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More Malik/Ezio?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really care how/where/when this happens but I really want fic of Malik bending Ezio over a desk a screwing the shit out of him.

I think I have a "bend-over" kink

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I think I do. Now, I'm imagining all sorts of things that Malik could do to Ezio. <3

(Totally envisioning some rump-smacking, here)

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