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Crossover Spam #2: Prince of Persia

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Next in the set of crossover bunnies that I'm unleashing to gnaw upon you!

Either the hourglass holding the Sands of Time, or the Dagger, is a Piece of Eden. Altaïr is investigating when they're unleashed. By virtue of either his descent from Those Who Came Before and/or his possession of the Apple, he's immune to the effects. He has to work together with the Prince to either destroy the artifact, or seal it. Preferably both.

Credit where credit is due - this was originally inspired by altair-creed on DeviantArt, who has done this crossover, but didn't take the Sands = Piece of Eden route.

Anyone who wants to do crazy things with time travel, and/or Immortal!Altaïr, is invited to use this as your McGuffin, too! Just drop a link to the prompt you're filling, and hey presto - a two for one fill-fic!

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I second this. Def. my fave idea of the four, followed by the Valdemar one. Eeeenteresting.

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Crossover Spam #3: Yu-Gi-Oh!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yet another crossover bunny, hopping across the sea of sand...

This one isn't nearly as detailed, though: The objects used to create the Millennium Items? Were Pieces of Eden. Make of that what you will...

Fic: Golden Glow (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-12-29 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
There were rumors in Jerusalem, about a phantom thief.
He walked through walls, stole in plain sight, broke into rooms highest rooms of the tallest towers.
And he targeted templars.
The informants collected and relayed these rumors, trying to distinguish truth from fiction, but that seemed impossible.
It seemed as if one of the assassins had gone rogue and become a thief.
That disturbed the new master of the assassins and Altair himself came to Jerusalem.
At his belt, there was a pouch which contained the apple. He didn´t dare to leave it behind. He called it caution, Maria called it obsession, Malik called it addiction.
He spoke to Jerusalem´s new dai, hunted down every informant and gained all information he could. In the marketplace, he sat on a bench and just listened.
"Have you heard? He broke into the palace!"
"But that´s impossible!"

"And then - the crown was missing."
"Along with the gems? Allah, he cannot be human!"

"I heard he´s a demon, plaguing the christians."
"No, it´s a ghost, it´s how he can walk through walls."
"It´s a thing that hides in shadows and lives in the night."

Night fell and Altair ran over the rooftops. Today a new ship had arrived from France, bringing new knights with it. They seemed a reasonable target, along with the chests full of treasures that they had brought to the Holy Land. Altair followed them to a tower. He hid himself and waited.
Nothing happened for some time.
Then he saw something move. A flash of red climbed the tower, swiftly and silently, just as an assassin. Altair bolted from his hideout and pursued the thief. Apparently he had been noticed because the thief climbed faster and faster. Nevertheless, Altair was the master of all assassins and gained on him.
Something was different. The thief moved differently, unlike an assassin.
They approached the top and finally Altair caught up with him. His hand closed around an ankle and he brought the thief to the ground.
Altair produced the hidden blade and held it against the neck of the thief.
"We need to talk," he growled.
The thief wore a bright red coat, a yellow hood and dark blue loincloth.
"Are you the thief of whom the city speaks?"
"What do you think?" the thief snapped defiantly.
"What do you want here?"
"I´m a thief, I steal things."
"But why these targets?" Violet eyes bore into his.
"I need some send a message to someone."
Altair pressed the blade closer.
"Talk!"
"Make me!"
"Talk!" Altair demanded and put his hand threateningly to the thief´s throat. His fingers caught on a piece of string. He tugged on it and a golden pendant came into his view. Suddenly, it started to glow and in the pouch, the apple responded.
"What the-?"
The thief kicked Altair off his chest and rose to his feet.
"It seems that my plan to lure you to Jerusalem worked."
"What plan?"
"I knew that the apple was in Israel. Once I came to Jerusalem, I heard rumors and deduced that the apple was in Masyaf, the fortress of the assassins. I may be good, but I´m not stupid, I´m not going to break into a whole village festered with assassins. I needed to draw you out here, and here you are."
"What do you want with the apple?"
"I´m not a templar, if that is what you mean. I act on my own, and I want the apple."
Altair took a closer look at the golden pendant. It looked like a golden circle with an eye in the middle, smaller pendants hanging on the lower half. They glowed and suddenly they moved, pointing at him, or more presicely, at the apple.
"What sorcery is this?" Altair demanded.
"This is old, old magic. And, it´s dark. It can´t bring any good. You have probably seen already what that thing can do. It´s not safe, it´s dangerous."
"What do you mean?"

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Crossover Spam #4: Stargate!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Last one!

Because come on... Those Who Came Before = either Ancients, or Goa'uld. (Probably Ancients... works with the "ancient Tech thrown around" and all that.) Someone has to have thought of this one before! Eagle Vision as a very rare expression of a really, really powerful ATA gene.

And here's another bit of plot for you...

Abstergo is very nearly legit. Which means that when Vidic goes after the Assassin team at the end of ACII, he can call on the army to help him. Including a certain Black Ops colonel. And since the Templars are so very powerful, he gets 'im. Especially since - hey, alien artifacts, people...

Jack gets a good look at both sides of the conflict and comes to the conclusion that something’s really screwy, and that all things considered, he has an ugly feeling that in this case, he may be working for the Bad Guy. Could lead to an interesting scene where he sits back and comes to the conclusion that in a weird way, he trusts the Assassins more than his supposed ally. Then Daniel starts digging up some history about the Crusades and Renaissance that didn't make it into the history books...
Alternative: Area 52 and their crowd get wind of the Pieces of Eden, triggering a three-way war as they try to head the Templars off, the Templars try to grab the Assassins, and the Assassins are busy trying to save the stupid world!

Danny raises an alarm: yes, the artifacts exist. They’ve also been in Assassin hands for centuries, the Assassins clearly know what they do, and they’ve never used them. The Templar urgency to acquire them starts looking extremely suspicious...


BONUS SCENE IDEA!
Daniel and Jack are talking quietly somewhere high up – edge of building, a cliff – and Desmond melts out of the shadows to chat for a bit. It’s a fairly illuminating conversation on all sides, ends with Jack and Daniel realizing the Templars are up to something big that night, and...

“And you’re here?”

Miles smirked. “Yeah. I’m distracting you.”

In the distance, a flash of light. Moments later, the sound of the explosions caught up. And Miles's smirk deepened.

“And that was my cue to leave.”

“Oh no, you don’t,” Jack said grimly. “You’ve answered a lot of questions. But you need to answer more. And you’ve cornered yourself, kid.” He stalked forward, then hesitated. Miles was standing on the guard rail with his heels hanging out over a twenty-story drop straight down. And he was smiling.

“Didn’t your Templar allies warn you, Colonel?" he asked lightly, raising his eyebrows. "We Assassins own freefalls.”

And he turned and leapt.

*cue shock and swearing on the part of Jack and Daniel, which then becomes stunned silence when Desmond emerges from the shadows, turns, waves at them, and then vanishes into the night*

Because Desmond deserves a chance to Take A Minute To Look Awesome...

Re: Crossover Spam #4: Stargate!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, that bonus scene was evil. OP, why don't YOU write this? You could so do it. :D *ENCOURAGES YOU*

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trick or treating for the artists

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Halloween is in the air, our Assassins (and co) need to fucking feel it!

Artists, I challenge you all to pick a costume from these two sites:

http://www.yandy.com/Shopping/products/category_19.asp
http://www.abcunderwear.com/costumes.html

...and jam your favorite AC char into it.

I don't care if it's a sketch, a doodle, a painting, whatever. Doesn't even have to be your favorite char. Just have fun!

Re: trick or treating for the artists

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
SO on this! Crossdressing is probable. XD

Captcha says: "resources tishot" Yes captcha. 'Tis hot indeed.

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One sided Desmond/Malik

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right! I want some one sided love caused by the Bleeding Effect.

Basically, the time Desmond spent in the Animus reliving Altair's memories has left him not just with memories of Altair's life, but also memories of Altair's feelings and emotions (especially those pertaining to Malik). I'm hoping for some good angst because Desmond knows Malik is long dead and he never knew him, but his heart/memories say otherwise.

*Bonus points if you can work Shaun in somewhere. (Possibly not knowing whether to be annoyed, sympathetic or jealous. Any Shaun/Des is up to the anon though.)

Re: One sided Desmond/Malik

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Anon approves of this berry much. That's the thing with the Animus: Desmond would feel EVERYTHING (LOL, would he feel Ezio gettin' it on with the ladies, too?) Altair would, including his emotions.

Sad thing is, Malik is gone. I could see Desmond making the Animus his drug; it would be the only way to see Malik.

oh jeez

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Inches Away, [1/2]

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OP is VERY pleased!!! *flails*

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The Prowler (La Lupo)/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I the only one who thinks that the Prowler multiplayer character http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Prowler is smoking hot? And we do know that he'd appear in Brotherhood, as well as that he's a Templar. Which means that he'll be Ezio's enemy/target. Also, the Prowler serves as a Templar version of the Assassins.

I can only imagine just how pissed off Ezio would be when he finds out about this guy and how he'd love to teach him a lesson. So, my prompt is:

Ezio catches the Prowler, then proceeds to teach him a lesson/have his way with him. Noncon or semicon, obviously. Whether he kills him or not is up to the writer anon. :D

Yessss

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's EXACTLY what I thought of La Lupo. I thought that my eyes were playing tricks on me when I first saw him (WHY DID EZIO GO ON A DIET? OH, WAIT. THAT'S NOT HIM ... DX).

Ezio needs to teach that bastard not to plagiarize.

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Diff!anon

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LETS GET SOME PROTOCREED UP IN HURR.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
My roommate and I want some jealous!ex!Alex.

Alex and Desu used to be boyfraaans before Des' kidnapping. One day Shaun and Desmond are eating lunch while they wait for the girls or whatever (make it seem like they're on a date?) but they're just buds. Cue Alex running in (looking for a memory consumption maybe?) and sees Des with Shaun and is like RAAAAAAGE.

:D

DERP

(Anonymous) 2010-11-01 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD I'M FILLING WHEN I GET HOME FROM CLASS TOMMORROW.

Can't say it'd be a masterpiece though.

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Desmond/Rebecca

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond and Rebecca in the Animus 2.0.

IDEK just make it happen.

Re: Desmond/Rebecca

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Do you mean while Desmond's IN the Animus, or them hittin' it ON the Animus (whether or not he's in a session doesn't matter)?

Because suddenly, I have an idea where Rebeca's all by herself during a session and watching Desmond go at it while in the midst of ancestor's memories (like's Ezio's, considering how much of a slut he is).

Getting annoyed with always having to clean the damn machine afterwards, she says "fuck it," rolls her eyes, strips and then becomes Desmond's (completely willing) "outlet." All while Desmond's babbling in Italian and sexing her up all smooth and experienced a-la Ezio.

Of course, when Desmond wakes up/pulls out (of the machine!) and finds Rebeca all spent on top of him, he promptly hits that delicious piece of geekiness again in an effort to prove that not all of his moves are strictly the result of the Ezio via the bleeding effect. Of course, Rebeca's not one to argue with that sort of logic...

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Leonardo/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
What is Ezio and Leonard met (and fucked) before they were introduced by Ezio's mother - but neither of them knew it?

So, the build up is Ezio and Federico owe a big debt to a brothel for their promiscuous ways, which is nulled when Ezio suggests he could 'entertain' a party of men for a night. Everyone wears masks and Ezio has a grand old (has to be consensual) gangbang.

(OP would love it if Leonardo was somewhat reluctant and Ezio wooed him into enjoying himself. I just drool at the image of a flagging Ezio being asked by a concerned yet massively turned on Leonardo if he'd like to take a rest... and Ezio giving him head for being so sweet)

The fic could either be a fleshing out of this - or it could be a few years later when/how they realise they shagged. Maybe when Ezio asks Leonardo for a mask, he recognises it. Or something.

...

I'd write this myself, but I'm not confident I could do it justice.

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
SECONDING. SECONDING SO HARD. T^T

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE!

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Because I get off on this shit.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fantasy/Fairy Tale AssCreed goodness. I want to feel like I'm reading a Disney Classic movie. :l

Ezio/Leonardo please.

Bonus Points:

-Leonardo trapped in the highest tower of a fortress, castle, etc. (100 pts)
-Leonardo calling to song birds for company like a princess (100 pts)
-Royal Auditore. King Giovanni, Queen Maria, Prince/Princess Auditore siblings etc (100 pts)
-Evil sorcerer Cesare Borgia (who most likely kidnapped Leo in the first place) (100 pts)
-A curse on our beloved captive princess Leonardo. (150 pts)
-A daring, dramatic rescue with sword fights. (150 pts)
-Incooperate a fire breathing dragon. Somehow. (200 pts)
-Talking animal friends. (200 pts)
-Singing. All Disney classics need it. (Over 9000 internets and my burning anus)

Total: 1100 pts, 9000 internets + inflamed anus


Writefag is free to get as creative as possible with this. The bonuses are just things that I'd love to see. I am counting on you, anon. I know you will not disappoint.

(Captcha: Sentimental requests. Fuckyes.)

Re: Because I get off on this shit.

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LMAO WTH DID I JUST FIND IN MY INBOX

STALKING LIKE CRAZY

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WRITING MY ASS OFF

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OP has cum buckets.

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Fingerfuck.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun/Desu, any order. One of them getting finger fucked and cumming that way.

BP's for copious amounts of jizz.

Writefag preferred, but artfags are more than welcome to take a whack at it.

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
fjdklasjfsdkl this is my fetish <3

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FIRST KISS

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
ALT/MALIK

First kiss over the Bureau desk!!!

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I second like burning!

THIRDING!

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WANTING.

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Kiss it Better (A Fill!)

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moar of crazy Desmond angst

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Shaun, Lucy and Rebeca go do something and leave Desmond alone for a few hours. When they come back, there's stuff written in blood all over the place, kind of like 16 did. They of course find Desmond almost bleeding to death, still writing stuff on the floors and walls. Angst ensues.

If you want to pair up something, Shaun/Desmond, but it really doesn't need it.

Re: moar of crazy Desmond angst

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No adequate words can express my want-age.

Shit, though: Desmond must've had a pretty bad hallucination for that to happen. Anon here is, like: Holy damn. What IF Desmond saw the same things Sub 16 saw? O.O

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Wha- I don't even..

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What'cha think of this here...?

http://images.4chan.org/y/src/1287987619884.jpg

Soo, this actually surprised me, I would have never considered putting these two together, but for some reason it's incredibly hot.

askfnskgnsgle!!11one

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHH...

GOD. YES. YES... FUCKYES... <3

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Dream a Little Dream

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so OP just woke up from this dream and wants to make it a prompt for a story. Obviously, because of its dream-status, some things are unclear and as such, totally up to the lovely writer-anons.

Ezio is a rebellious teenager who doesn't want to go into the family line of work (banking... or so he thinks) and is also having some huge family drama... because he's a rebellious teenager. He plots to run away during his family's move to France for his father's work, but something occurs which leads to his entire family thinking he is dead. He, feeling lucky, merely doesn't correct them and fades into the shadows of Italy.

Fastforward a few years, Italy and France are at war for some reason. Both Leonardo and Ezio are living in the home of an Italian noble (Antonio, mebbe?) who has a lot to do with the war effort, Leonardo as a painter/inventor (obviously) Ezio as, you guessed it, an assassin.

Well, Ezio's having a hard time because he's gotten over his rebellious phase and misses his family and worries about them being Italian in France during the war. Without explaining anything, he asks Leonardo for a larger version of a miniature portrait of him and his siblings, which he managed to grab or had on his person before leaving.

Leonardo, sensing his friend's emotion, immediately takes on the task, creating a masterful portrait. He finishes it more quickly than anything else because he didn't procrastinate and decides to surprise Ezio by taking it to him early.

En route to Ezio's room, Leonardo runs into a visiting Italian noble who, upon seeing the work, praises it and offers to accompany him to give it to the one who commissioned it. Looking forward to Ezio's reaction, Leonardo accepts and they go to Ezio's room.

The second they enter, however, Ezio gains a horrified expression. Confused, Leonardo goes to introduce his companion, who steps forward before he can, simply saying 'We've met'.

The companion is Giovanni.

Basically, I want Ezio's family drama from Leonardo's point of view. I know this is weirdly elaborate for a dream, but I have no excuse. Obviously, this is AU, but how AU it is is entirely up to writer-anon.

I also kind of want this line in there:

"Em, Padre, I can explain!" Flustered Ezio is flustered.

Bonus Points for LeonardoXEzio

ReadySetGo!

If you've made it to the end of this prompt, I congratulate you and offer you a coupon for a cyber cookie.

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(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
'We've met.'

*grins* I admit that I squeed a bit at that. Understated and awesome - that's Giovanni all over.

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OP Here!

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Threesome

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun > Leonardo < Malik

yup. Just like that.

Bonus points if they're all thinking of their significant others.

SUPER BONUS POINTS if Shaun fangirls out about Leo and Malik. And maybe the thing would go

Leonard > Shaun < Malik

if writer!anon wishes.

But no Malik In The Middle. He would NEVER submit. You can SO tell in the game.

Re: Threesome

(Anonymous) 2010-12-07 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe with the Altair/Ezio/Desmond stuff out there that this pairing doesn't exist. IS THERE NO LOVE FOR THE SIDEKICKS?!? But anyways, I suck ass at writing fic so I can't fill. Really hope it does get done though :(

Some Angsting

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
To the song 'Desert Song' by My Chemical Romance. Awesome song, don't judge this anon if you hate the band. Write if you want, if not, ignore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppovkKbKDEY

GUH.

The way Gerard sings "From the earth to the morgue, morgue, morgue, MOOOOOOORRRRGUEEE!!"

It makes me jizz my pants.

OH and this is most definately ShaunDes.

Yup. And stuff.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Cesare/Ezio/Leonardo

When ezio gets captured Cesare decides to share his new toy with Leondardo (obviously he doesn't know that Leo is working with ezio)
lots of leonardo feeling guilty for how he has to treat ezio in front of Cesare

SECONDING!

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8D

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Emotionally retarded Shaun/Des

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I read this today and I thought it would be great for a Shaun/Des story.

I'd think back on my mother when angry. Perhaps that fixation only served to fuel my disposition.

She didn't show enough love in the ways that I needed it. It was always tough love, or trying to teach me to stick up for myself. It's left me emotionally stunted grasping for any bits of attention and affection I can find. Because I just wanted attention and mindless comforting when I needed it and didn't have it.

The problem is, that I am so depressed and cynical all the time that when I finally find something that makes me happy, I get overexcited about it in an almost childlike fashion. And that euphoria, when it's taken away, breaks the levy that was holding that depression at bay, making it come in one large wave. When it's a constant river it can be diverted, but when it's been held off for so long, it crashes down upon me like a force of nature.

And this crashing tsunami of hopelessness would rain it's torrent down upon the heads of people who wanted to know me, which lead to that wave receding in to a lake of loneliness as well. Because my lack of experience with tenderness would create an aversion inside of me to it. To where love felt wrong and the constant anger would feel right. Not happy, but safe in the very least.

And because of this I ran away from the world. Hiding in rooms of coding, with walls of silicon, and endless hallways of fantasies that were much better than real life. And indeed, this world is so much better than real life, because pain is a thing that can end in the click of a button.


......I want Shaun being a shut in, using his job with the assassin's as a means of escape. Even going so far as to view the people who die on missions as not being real. Because nothing feels real through a computer screen sometimes, and sometimes it feels all too real.

Eventually Desmond finds out, and is both sickened and understanding. Because Desmond too, has become completely numb to death. He has killed thousands in the body of another and cannot respond to it.. And I dunno, they can get together, but no fluff because this is definitely not a fluffy prompt. They can end up using each other because of their comfort in each other's presence and understanding, and their inability to really respond or interact healthily with other people.

Extra points: `Desmond with daddy issues, from ALL THREE PEOPLE. (IE, Desmond's dad, Al Mualim, Giovanni)

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Mmm. Anon approves of this very much. It's interesting, what you mentioned about Desmond's feelings towards death--it's a long jump from freaking out over one person dying to being indifferent.

Yes, yes, yes.
Because we need more Shaun angst.

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spankin' spanking

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
leonardo/ezio or malik/altair
idk i'm just in the mood for some leonardo spanking ezio (or malik spanking altair if thats wat u prefer)
i dont care why, its up to you =D

Re: spankin' spanking

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yummyyy.

I'm gettin' off on pink buttcheeks. @_@

Not to mention, the hands that would slap the ass would be calloused.

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Biconditional

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The amount of comments here caught my eye, and guess what number the last two digits are?

69

Fuck, YES.

So, anon requests a nice, holyshitorgasmic 69 session for ANY pairing. I just wanna see some crotch to mouth kinda thing.

ReCAPTCHA: certan follinal
(Eh? Why do these things NEVER make any sense?)

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must ... resist ... temptation ...
damn u already filled a prompt today

Fill! Altair/Malik

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OPPPPPPP

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Even Moar Spanking

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Already a spanking prompt above!.... But the world needs moar. Tis the past after all!

Anyone/Altair or Anyone/Ezio.

Just love seeing the mighty fall~

(Captcha says 'infrared Acre'. Apparently Captcha wants in.)

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Hail red asscheeks.

Pervy!anon here demands vivid details of the process.

(Secretly rolls in bed when thinking about Antonio slapping Ezio's bottom)

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Cesare Borgia had.....

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
... Syphilis. Or so the rumour says.

Anon wishes to know all about the escapade that gave it to him. 8D

I am ...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
... DYING of lols.

Yanno, that's what actually made him all the more sexier: He always wore that mask, and dark cloaks, which appealed to many ladies because it was mysterious, and all that jazz.

<3

The Mask is Awesome

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\o/

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Since Altair gets Maria, Malik needs someone too, right?

Basically, Maria is out of town so Altair goes to bother Malik about his problems but Malik is out of town too, at least his girl is there. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, right?

Bonus points for
- Malik catches them
- turning into a threesome
- lots of banter and insulting and dirty talk

this sounded a lot better in my head

Re: \o/

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(Pssst. Anon thinks they can share Maria.)

The Bachelor

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Because I just can't get enough of The Story trailer...

Cesare is the star of The Bachelor, wooed by a posse of handsome, young studs trying to impress him with their ~*stunning*~ attributes, (which consist mostly of a) abs, b) cock, c) swordfighting ability, d) more cock, e) their wonderful personali - oh fuck, who am I kidding, just cock). But our dear general has high standards, you see, because nowhere in this city has he met a man equal to himself. So he turns down the proposals, one by one...until one Ezio Auditore da Firenze shows up. With a shiny cape. And roses. And shoujo bubbles sparkling in the background.

...Cue the dramatic music.

OP sees this more as a comic/manga artfill, although writeanons are free to jump in with some mad crackfic XD.

Jesus Christ, anon.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
I lol'd. Hard. I want to see this.

Seconded.

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