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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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AltMal; new robes, highest promotion, flabbergast.

(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've seen fic of Altaïr and Malik in these robes: http://kidavi.deviantart.com/gallery/24238256#/d2sez3y

So, prompt time! Altaïr is Grand Master and doesn't like the idea of wearing Al Mualim's old robes. So, he goes to the marketplace for new robes. He finds them and gets one for Malik too because he secretly plans to make him Joint Master. Cue Malik being flattered but hesitant to receive such a nice (and expensive) gift. Altaïr isn't having none of that and surprises Malik with the offer.

I want Malik utterly dumbfounded and honored that Altaïr views him as an equal. Porn is optional but I'm aiming for fluff here. Also, whether they're already a couple or not, is up to Writer!Anon as well.

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SECONDING SECONDING SECONDING SECONDING

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Ohgawdiwantthis...

(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
So, more or less this anon is pissed that Claudia doesn't get more love in either game. I mean, even in the books she's stuck in either Monteriggioni or La Rosa en Fiore. Her brother goes off saving the world and flirting, and she gets married off/has a kid never to be mentioned again she acts as the accountant.

Caterina got to Monteriggioni before Ezio came home, so... if she flirted shamelessly with Ezio, who's to say that she didn't do the same with Claudia? I really want to see Caterina/Claudia (preferably in that order) with lots of cunnilingus. Give Claudia lots of sex! After all, the poor woman deserves it.

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SECONDED WHOLEHEARTEDLY. I'd fill but I really don't think my writing is up to the mighty task ;_;

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Black Swan inspired Leonardo ideas

(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I just came back from Black Swan and it has stirred some idea for some Leonardo fics. Either:

A) Leo as a "tortured artist" who is falling deeper and deeper into despair over art/life/Ezio/Cesare/whatever and may be loosing his sense of reality as he attempts to cope.

Or...

B) Leonardo as a dancer. The guy basically was amazing at everything so I could imagine being a pretty good dancer isn't too much of a stretch. This obviously impresses Ezio if you catch my drift...

Re: Black Swan inspired Leonardo ideas

(Anonymous) 2011-01-31 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
OH MAN I would love to see the tortured artist one. Black Swan gave me a ladyboner in more ways than one, there should definitely be more characters with that level of despair/hallucinations.

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[fic] Disambiguation [1/1]

[identity profile] pingback-bot.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
User [livejournal.com profile] manic_intent referenced to your post from [fic] Disambiguation [1/1] (http://community.livejournal.com/nothingtrue/126532.html) saying: [...] ng:  Assassin!Ezio/Templar!Leonardo Spoilers: Spoilers for ACII. A/N: AU, for [this prompt [...]

Ezio/fem!assassin

(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm loving all this Leo/Ezio stuff, but let's get some renaissance het in here.

The set up: One of the female assassins (you pick) gets a bit cocky, so Ezio teaches her a lesson.

Bonus points: She underestimates him because he is 'old'.
Super duper bonus points: Afterwards, Ezio is smug and assassin is stunned.

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
HOT. Really, really hot.

Seconding.

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I am an ass hat.

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon just arrived in Venice in AC2 and watched that adorable 'Would you buy my this wooden statue, I forgot my money. Pretty please?' '...ohfine. *reaches for wallet*' scene between Leo and Ezio.

I'd like a little twist on that. AU, can be modern if WriterAnon wishes it to be. Anyway, Ezio is going on a date with Leonardo, all fluffy and buying him things and being a sweet boyfriend.

Meanwhile, cousin Altair and his boyfriend Malik are not that far away and watch with Malik going 'Who in the world treats their boyfriend that mushy and spoils them rotten?'. And Altair, who watched Ezio and just bought something nice from a stall for Malik, goes '...hahaha, about that...'

I'd either like Altair to take a book out of Ezio's book and hand over his present after all or dump it on some innocent by-stander.

tl;dr Ezio and Leonardo are a mushy couple, Malik thinks that their sweetness is surreal and Altair tries to get Malik to see that having an affectionate relationship isn't that surreal after all.

the gift of giving [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-12-20 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
I.


“Did they just get attached?” Malik asked quietly.

Altaïr thought back briefly over the past few months. He hadn’t been corresponding very much with his distant cousin once they had both started working, up until recently when he had asked if Ezio would be able to put up with Altaïr and Malik for their holiday to Italy and had received an enthusiastic avalanche of responses in return. Ezio had only recently mentioned meeting an ‘angel’ in an art museum, so… “I think it has been three weeks.”

“Tch.” Malik eyed the pair in question from the doorway of the shop.

Leonardo was trying on a red scarf, blushing as Ezio used compliments as an excuse to keep touching him, and the female shop assistants cooed over them both. Eventually, despite Leonardo’s protests and attempts to offer a credit card, Ezio managed to pay for all the purchases with the connivance of the shop assistants, and they tumbled back onto the street, Leonardo making only a halfhearted attempt to pull away as Altaïr’s cousin pressed kisses to his trim jaw.

“I think you wanted to go to Zegna?” Ezio purred, with eyes only for his lover.

“Oh no, every time we go to Zegna you buy me something, I can’t possibly,” Leonardo shook his head, even as Ezio curled an arm around his waist and propelled him forward.

“Only because you look so good in their shirts, caro mio.”

Behind their back, Malik rolled his eyes as the pair disappeared into the next shop on the Via de’ Tornabuoni. “Perhaps it is an Italian thing.”

“What is?”

“That ridiculous attitude.” Malik peered through the arched window into the store, which seemed to be selling cakes and chocolates. This time, Leonardo was having somewhat more success in preventing his boyfriend from buying him something, though Malik shot the array of chocolates a lingering stare. “Treating another man like a princess. Perhaps your cousin is better suited to courting young girls.”

“Leonardo seems to be enjoying the attention.”

“Pah. I am sure that he is only humoring your cousin,” Malik said dismissively. “Who in the world could endure such saccharine sap?”

“I do not think he is only humoring Ezio.” In the shop, Ezio looked dangerously close to stealing a kiss, perhaps much to the delight of the other customers, who were mostly women. “They are both in love. It is normal.”

Malik eyed him with some irritation. “Hardly. You don’t see us presenting such a disgusting display of public affection, do you?”

“Well,” Altaïr coughed, “About that-”

“What?” Malik glared back at the shop, then at Altaïr, who hastily schooled his expression. “It is a good thing that you are far more sensible than your cousin. I would hate to have to punch you in public.”

“For buying you things?”

“I can buy myself things.” Malik stalked away to the next store on the street, a bookshop. “Get me when those two have finished cooing over each other like idiotic pigeons.”

Altaïr sighed, fishing in his pockets and taking out the small wrapped box of chocolates from DeBondt, picking regretfully at the ribbon, then offering it to a little girl who emerged from the chocolate store. “Here you go, signorina. I think you will appreciate it more than the person I bought this for.”

The young girl stared owlishly at him, then hurried quickly away, turning back only at a safe distance to raise her voice slightly over the traffic. “Madre told me not to take sweets from strangers!”

Perhaps they should have chosen to visit Paris instead…

-fin, shortfill, hope you liked!-

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Santa Baby~

(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's time to get into the Christmas spirit.

This anon really wants Leonardo to sing 'Santa Baby' (whilst wearing a 'sexy Santa's Helper' outfit) to an exceedingly confused (but totally turned-on) Ezio.

Make it AU or not, I just really want Leonardo to sing Santa Baby.

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lmao YES!!

I want this to happen very badly.

Domestic Creed

(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Being doing chores all day. D:< Need some assassin's cleaning up after themselves once in awhile.

Maybe Altair is cleaning Masyaf or some shit and Malik comes to tease him about being the 'perfect house wife'.

Or.

Maybe Leonardo has discovered just how fucking dirty his workspace is! Ezio comes to visit and finds himself in the middle of a whirlwind of cleaning products.

Bonus Points if they have sex in the newly cleaned space.
Extra bonus points if someone says; 'damn, I just mopped that'.

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Dude, the extra points are so needed. It needs to happen. Seconded.

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Some fluffy Lorenzo/Giovanni AND/OR Giovanni/Lorenzo

(Anonymous) 2010-12-19 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been craving some Gio/Lor (or flipped |D) prompts for a while. I've read all of the ones already out there, and it's KILLING ME.

So if a lovely anon would like to make my day/holidays with some fluff between these two (could even be h/c, but I'd rather Lorenzo be injured with perhaps some ass-saving on Giovanni's part), I would love them forever~



Comfort!sex is not required, nor discouraged. BASICALLY, just have fun with it, anon~! <3

Another Day [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-12-20 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I.


Giovanni had been concerned when Lorenzo had not been in his office despite the relatively early hour, and a short reconnaissance of the palazzo had located his master in his private chambers, instead. Checking carefully that Lorenzo was not otherwise occupied or entertaining any... company, Giovanni pulled himself up and into the chamber, as silently as he could.

Lorenzo was abed - curious. Giovanni surveyed the room briefly, noting the herbal, smoky scent with a wrinkled nose, then smiling faintly to himself as he noticed the cup of water by the bedside and what looked like gruel.

"Have you been allowing Leonardo to doctor you again?"

There was a startled oath from the bed, his master's usually rich, commanding tone in a harsh whisper. "He insisted. Cazzo, as though eating bland fare will do much for my disposition! Giovanni, I insist that you find something more suitable for my palate."

"And who am I to go against the word of a doctor? Surely you sought a second opinion?"

"I think Leonardo bribed the second opinion," Lorenzo muttered, though without any real irritation, sinking back down on the pillows. Deciding to take a little pity on his master, Giovanni settled down on the edge of the bed, pressing the palm of his bare hand briefly against Lorenzo's neck. A faint fever, it seemed.

"What happened?"

"Leonardo suspects poison. If I find out who the bastardo was, I'll hang him by his-"

"Poison? Why did you not call me earlier, Altezza?"

"I was busy being ill earlier," Lorenzo said testily, "And besides, you are not my only blade, Giovanni. I require you to return to Milan. There is something I want to check with the-"

"Forget Milan," Giovanni interrupted, with a touch of exasperation, "How can I leave you here when an attempt has been made on your life?"

"The attempt on my life has murdered only my appetite, I assure you. In Milan there is a-" Lorenzo's words were swallowed when Giovanni leaned forward to kiss him, gently, curling his hand into thick dark hair and pressing his tongue into his master's mouth when Lorenzo sighed. The bitter taste of medicine made him pull back with a grimace, and Lorenzo scowled at him, his eyes flashing. "Stop interrupting me, assassin."

"Who made this?" Giovanni tapped at the bowl.

"Leonardo oversaw it. It is unimportant, I refuse to eat it. Will you stop," Lorenzo snarled, as Giovanni dragged his master bodily up against the headboard, his growl silenced with another, lingering kiss, tender enough that Lorenzo flushed and looked away when they broke for air.

"I am going to sit here until you finish it. And then we can talk about Milan."

"You... you will do as I say," Lorenzo snapped, attempting to draw himself up imperiously and only managing to shiver and cough, scowling at Giovanni's expression of concern and the hands stroking up over his arms. "Oh, very well, anything to make you leave," Lorenzo conceded ungraciously, though he leaned up into the next kiss.

-fin ;3-

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Maria/Uncle Mario

(Anonymous) 2010-12-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Consdering how easily Uncle Mario took in Ezio, Claudia and Maria, one can only assume he obviously doesn't hate his sister-in-law. So how about some Maria/Uncle Mario friendship fluff? Doesn't have to be romantic at all.

Just perhaps Maria thanking Mario and Mario admiring his baby brother Giovanni at how strong of a woman he married, and how with Maria's help, Ezio and Claudia grew up to be awesome badasses. 'Cause you can't tell me that their badass-ity only came from the Auditore side...

(Anonymous) 2010-12-20 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I found it a little sad that Lucy, Shaun and Rebecca sent each other emails, but Desmond is never included; it would be a little okay if he didn't know about it, but of course, since he reads their emails, he knows. I want him feeling left out, like he isn't part of the team, and that they only care about using him for finding the Apple. So yes, this is Desmond angst <3 that poor man...

(Anonymous) 2010-12-20 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww poor Des :(

Totally seconding.

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Ezio/Caterina/Lucrezia

(Anonymous) 2010-12-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ever since the scene at the Castel Sant'Angelo, I've been craving some fic where Ezio and Caterina dominate Lucrezia and she ends up liking it. Bonus points for Caterina's filthy mouth.

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This meme could do with moar Lucrezia :D

Snow Day!

(Anonymous) 2010-12-20 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I really want to see Altair and Malik playing in the snow and one of them being a little baby about how cold it is.

Bonus points in they go inside for some warm-up sex!

+1

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I was just thinking about this! XD Are you me, Anon?

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before he cheats by carrie underwood

(Anonymous) 2010-12-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
ezio/caterina (or cristina), ezio/leo, modern au

after leo catches ezio cheating (friendship status btwn leo and the woman is up to u), he digs his key into the side of pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive and carves his name into the leather seats. he takes a louisville slugger to both headlights and slashes a hole in all 4 tires. maybe next time ezio will think before he cheats.

Bartolomeo/Pantisilea fluff

(Anonymous) 2010-12-21 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I adored the bit of fluff after the Au Revoir memory between Pantisilea and Bartolomeo, so I'm asking for more.

No sex required, just teeth rotting fluff if you please. =D

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OMG Are you me?
Seconding this like crazy !

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-21 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dear god I just want some Gio/Lor. I don't even care. I'd love something ridiculously hot and bunk causing (preferably with Giovanni on top and some light bondage, oh yes please) but I'm not picky. Cute teenage!Lauro being babysat by Giovanni and trying to seduce him works too. In fact, I'd like any of those. Or Gio/Lor at all.

Please, writeranons? ;A;

Trivial Pursuits [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-02-27 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[A/N: Have some teenage!Lorenzo.]

The young heir apparent to Medici family seemed to be going through a... phase. Giovanni didn't have any other words for it. Over the past month, he had been summoned to the Medici palazzo or to their country estate on increasingly trivial reasons, sometimes even in the middle of the afternoon, including but not limited to assisting Lorenzo with his ledgers, or looking for his sister Nannina's pet cat, once even to fetch a particular vintage of wine from the bazaar.

It hadn't seemed like a prank – or if it was, Giovanni supposed that it was entirely possible that he lacked a mind subtle enough to appreciate it. Today, after handing Lorenzo his brother Giuliano's 'missing' lute (propped in an unlikely position on top of a bookcase in the palazzo library), Giovanni tried fixing his young master with a stern expression even through Lorenzo's elegantly worded thanks.

“A servant could have found that for you, padrone.”

“Not as efficiently.” Lorenzo said dismissively, seemingly absorbed in his ledger, nibbling on the tip of his quill with an air of concentration that was, Giovanni would admit, entirely endearing. “Did you have aught else to discuss?”

“Perhaps on the necessity of having to find a lute with maximum efficiency,” Giovanni said dryly. “Padrone, may I remind you that when I pledged my blade to you, it was for bladework only, not to assist you in locating your and your siblings' various misplaced toys.”

“There isn't any bladework to be had at the moment,” Lorenzo said, then he chewed on his lip as if he had inadvertently said the wrong thing, glancing quickly up at Giovanni as though to check if the assassin had noticed. A little taken aback, Giovanni blinked, and Lorenzo's cheeks colored a faint pink. “If you have no further business here, you may leave.”

“If anything is troubling you, padrone, you need merely advise me of it and I will fix it for you.” Giovanni decided to skirt around the issue. Lorenzo tended to react badly when embarrassed, particularly if it involved something that the young lord considered juvenile. This tended to include the vast majority of matters, save those of State, and sometimes Giovanni wondered if it was the pressure of power's mantle or being in the shadow of the Medici family's handsome golden boy, Giuliano, that made Lorenzo unnecessarily complicated outside of the arena of politics.

“Many problems beset the Medici at every turn,” Lorenzo seemed to retreat to rote with relief. “But unfortunately you cannot fix all of them for me.”

“I pledged my blade to you, not to the Medici,” Giovanni corrected, and the pink in Lorenzo's cheeks deepened to rose. A sudden, uncomfortable thought rose all unbidden, and Lorenzo looked up sharply when Giovanni deliberately circled around the desk so that he could lean in closer. Instantly, Lorenzo's back snapped ramrod straight in his chair, his elegant fingers curling along the edge of his desk. Giovanni smiled, until Lorenzo's eyes darted away and he squirmed. “Padrone?”

“I said that you may leave,” Lorenzo growled, his gaze swinging back, intense in defensive indignation.

“I 'may', but I have decided not to,” Giovanni drawled, and added, “Altezza.”

This time, Lorenzo was prepared; his glare did not waver, and his lip curled, very slightly. “I will not entertain being ridiculed, Giovanni.”

“And I,” Giovanni said mildly, reaching over to tap a gloved forefinger against Giuliano's lute, “Will not entertain being summoned to your office to attend to frivolous concerns.” When Lorenzo jerked back, as though at a blow, Giovanni added, more kindly, “If you wanted company, you need only say so, padrone.”

“Company for company's sake?” Lorenzo's tone held distaste. “That would be a waste of time.”

“What about for the sake of instruction? A learning experience,” Giovanni elaborated, when Lorenzo looked puzzled.

“Learning? What would I have to learn from you?”

“Conjecture, padrone,” Giovanni smiled, reaching forward to rub gentle circles with the thumb of his right hand up Lorenzo's left sleeve, pressing his forefinger down against the flutter of his master's quickening heartbeat.

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HARLEQUIN/HELLEQUIN: Incest, bloodlust, madness!

(Anonymous) 2010-12-21 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I get the feeling these two are somewhat unstable, no? My personal take is that he's always been a lunatic, and his sister got swept along as a consequence of looking after him all their lives. But I digress.


Prompt: our colorful deviants Caha and Cahin get all hot and bothered after a kill and rip each other's clothes off mid-session, OR one of them poaches the other's kill and is "punished" for it. Rough, bloody, in sight of the fresh corpse, and crazy talk.

Make me feel dirty(er), anon. WTF.

Ezio/Leo (Ezio/Cristina?) h/c

(Anonymous) 2010-12-21 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So. The final Cristina memory, and poor Ezio's face during the entire thing. I nearly baw'd.

So how about we get some h/c in here? Ezio's depressed after reliving the repressed memory and goes to one of Leo's benches for a hug (or just to talk). Ezio feels like he could've prevented what happened to her, and Leo feels bad because we all know he loves that emo assassin. Fluffy confession that leads to fluffy smut or just friendly comfort, your choice anons.

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I second this (would tackle it but no talent.) That memory broke my heart.

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Fluff me up

(Anonymous) 2010-12-21 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon just watched Pride and Prejudice, despite hating all sappy mushy 'ILU FOREVER' stuff and is feeling very very sappy now.

Warm my heart up some more, because Mr Darcy didn't choke me up with emotions fully yet, please anons!

(Ezio/Leo preferred =3)

Re: Fluff me up

(Anonymous) 2011-05-11 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Anything else preferred? Or just that we fluff you to death? :3

Captcha: "Des efolles" I think Captcha wants some fluffy times with Desmond, too.

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It's never enough, It's always too much

(Anonymous) 2010-12-22 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Can I get a fic based on the song "Turn So Cold" by Drowning Pool?

Every time I hear it I think of Altair/Malik

heres a link to the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpU_VJLem7k

Re: It's never enough, It's always too much

(Anonymous) 2010-12-29 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDING.
I love this song.

It Grows So Cold, Feeling Like They Do 1/1

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Volpe... Express? wat.

(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so, when it gets slow at work I watch the traffic go by (the store is right off of a busy highway).

Well today, I glanced up in time to see a tractor trailer passing by. Nothing out of ordinary.

Except the side of the trailer said "Volpe Express" complete with a fox icon and all.


I immediately wanted to see AU!La Volpe as a truck driver. ):

Make it lullzy. There's no way this can be serious.

Re: Volpe... Express? wat.

(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
This one?

http://www.volpexp.com/

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Assassins. Assassins Everywhere.

(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
So, in Brotherhood, when you call your recruits they will suddenly appear, leap from haystacks etc, kill and vanish again.
There is no explanation given how they got into the haystacks, or how they know which ones to choose.
Don´t tell me there´s an assassin in every damn haystack in Rome, there has to be a logical/cracky reason for the presence of the recruits.
This anon demands an explanation!

I always assumed they just followed him around…

(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
“Ow! Saverio, you've trodden on my foot again.”

“Well maybe if you stopped squirming I could hold my balance, there isn't a lot of room in these roof gardens you know! “

“Will you two be quiet! Has all the time Ezio spent teaching you how to stalk your pray gone completely to waste?”

“Can it Annetta, or have you forgotten that time last week when you fell off a rooftop right into the maestro's lap? I suppose that was a perfect example of “proper stalking”

“Not like that man-whore minded too much.”

“Oh Ciro, your just envious that none of the female recruits will give you the time of day.”

“For your information Filippo, I-”

“Will you all stop behaving like children!”

“Yes, yes, exactly.. we need to keep following our leader like a bunch of dogs.. we could be out saving the world from the greedy hands of the Templars, but no, we need to tail Ezio down the streets of Rome just in case he needs us to help him out of a little scuffle, Some master assassin.”

“I don't like your tone Fabiola, fighting beside the master is an honor.”

“if it truly was an honor, it would be one I would happily refuse.”

“Tell you what Fabiola, you spend fifteen minutes in the master bed chamber and we'll see how you feel about him then.”

“can we please stop talking about Ezio's sex life!”

“What’s the matter Gabriele, don't tell me your craving for a little bedchamber time with our dear master?”

“for your wonderful information, I have already spent a little time getting to know our master and I feel that your exaggerating his prowess greatly.”

“What? but your both-”

“Don't sound so surprised Luciana, Ezio is not a man who only thinks inside the box.. or rather the vagina”

“You know that makes sense, I always wondered why he spent so much time with that artist of his.”

“but..”

“ Nothing is true, everything is permitted”

“I feel kinda dirty now.."

Fwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee~

“That's our cue!”

“Thanks for the information captain obvious.”

“Saverio , Get in the haystack and flank them from the left, me and Gabriele will go round then draw them over to you.”

“make sure nobody hits poor little Ezio, lord help us if he gets a paper cut.”

“You know Fabiola, sometimes I really want to-”

“Arrow!”

Ciro hit the roof tiles just in time to avoided an unwanted piercing. The sounds of metal hitting metal rising up from the streets below as his brothers and sisters attacked a platoon of city guards, providing the perfect distraction for Ezio to sneak into the heavily guarded tower unnoticed.

“here we go again” he muttered, sliding his hidden blade out with a flick of his wrist, and jumping down to the streets below to join in the attack.

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op

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Cliched wedding shenanigans! (Altair/Maria, Altair&Malik bromance)

(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo, I want Malik dealing with being the best man in Altair and Maria's extremely chaotic wedding. Groom quietly freaking out, wedding rings missing, cake not the right kind- whatever you got, lovely anon writers! Make Malik's life HARD and WRETCHED, but oh-so-worth it in the end.

And if any writers want to do the research for an Arabic wedding, go for it! If not, Western style would do quite nicely since Maria is British, hee, and a modern AU is totally fine too! Heck, bring in Ezio and Desmond and the rest. The more chaos, the better!

Re: Cliched wedding shenanigans! (Altair/Maria, Altair&Malik bromance)

(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I.... want to claim this. SO I shall.

OP, it'll be a late Christmas present but it has your name all over it. This writeanon is off to Xmas eve service then I shall return to right lullz. :)

Teamwork people!

(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
So, right in the middle of flipping through the meme, I had sudden brain surge. Ezio's in the middle of a fight(anyone really, but anon is partial to a Borgia guard) when they have to freeze because the almost trod on lonely baby-child. Cue both of them running lulz-ily around Roma looking for the parents...and finishing their fight the instant he/she/it's out of their hand.

Re: Teamwork people!

(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
.....A-Awww.

Seconding seconding SECONDING.

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Fill: Stop! Baby time!

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I a-am alo-o-one

(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
So, this anon has just gotten around to doing most of Sub 16s puzzles in AC:B, and holy shit, do they creep me out!

Soo, I'd really like some ficcage involving these creepy mother fucking puzzles, where Desmond finds them, and starts getting really shaken by them the more he finds. He'll be reliving some regular ass Ezio memories, and suddenly think about the puzzles (or find another one) and start getting distracted/freaked. It gets to the point where he desynchs constantly or can't synch at all. He starts avoiding the animus all together, and becomes really paranoid about anything and everything going on around him. Like "THEY ARE LISTENING TO MY THOUGHTS OH GOD" paranoid. The others have to find a way to help him with his crazy.

Doesn't need to have pairings or porn, but I definitly would not mind it if you can work it in there! Would like some Des\Shaun in that case, please :D

I will draw some fic art for whoever fills this! :D Yay, incentives!

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Mwahaha! I am always up for Crazy!Des prompts! Hopefully someone will fill this, because it would be really interesting.

goddamned hiccups make typing painful! ouch!

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