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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Altair/Malik PDA trouble

(Anonymous) 2011-01-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Malik and Altair are pretty solemn guys so it's understandable that public displays of affection aren't really their thing (not to mention the time period makes it tough for them to do so anyway).

But, you know, PDA feels kind of nice once in a while; a small touch at the elbow here, a tiny private smile there-- basically I want something with little gestures that aren't important, but mean a whole lot anyway.

I am a sucker for this kind of stuff, anons. ;3;

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-07 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
WANT THIS.

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Fic: Guilty As Charged

[identity profile] pingback-bot.livejournal.com 2011-01-07 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
User [livejournal.com profile] quamquam20 referenced to your post from Fic: Guilty As Charged (http://quamquam20.livejournal.com/26534.html) saying: [...] g: PG-13 Fandom: Assassin's Creed Pairing: Malik/Altaïr (one sided) Notes: Short fill [...]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-07 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
In all the Giovanni/Lorenzo fics (lol I just wrote 'fucks') I've seen, Giovanni is the affectionate one, whereas Lorenzo treats him coolly. I would like to see one where Lorenzo belongs to Giovanni just as much as Giovanni belongs to him.

I hope that came out coherent. I'm sick or drunk or something.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-07 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely coherent and I want it.

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Cops and Robbers

(Anonymous) 2011-01-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Has anyone seen the y!gallery rp called Cops and Robbers? It's Malik as cop and Altair as a criminal, and them falling and love and having copious amounts of sex. ^_^ I'd like a version with Altair and Maria. I personally see Maria as the cop, but feel free to switch it around.

Bonus points for anal sex at some point, with Maria recieving.
Double bonus points for car!sex.
Triple bonus points for a surprise pregnancy.
My first-born child for a happy ending.

Link to the RP: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/721011/

Cops and Robbers OP

(Anonymous) 2011-01-07 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
In love, I mean. Not falling and love, falling in love. I got over excited by thinking about the prompt.

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Altair/Malik UST

(Anonymous) 2011-01-07 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Five times Altair wanted to kiss Malik (and the one time he did).

Anon craves some slow build-up, please! It's up to the writer if Malik reciprocates the same feelings or not. Though if that's the case, I want Malik to be gentle in his refusal yet unapologetic about it.

Re: Altair/Malik UST

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MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DO WANT

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CANALS. O.o

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I just finished AC II, and have fallen in love with Venice so hard. But one thing I wondered about was the canals. In the game, they're so sparkly and clean, the exact type of thing you wouldn't mind taking a dip in on a cool summer's day...

BUT. I've heard some stuff about Venice having problems with keeping the canals clean, and I think the lack of modern sewage system during the Renaissance would make the Venetian canals really, really stinky, People would probably throw all kinds of stuff in there, amirite? :p

SO. Anon would like to request a Fic in which Ezio, after swimming through the filthy, stinking canals of Venice, goes to Leonardo's to clean up. And Ezio would look and smell awful. Leonardo would probably say stuff along the lines of "Dio mio, what's that horrible stench!" or "Oh my gosh there's something in your hair...I don't know what it is...I'm afraid to touch it..."

Any pairings/smut are up to WriterAnon though. (Ezio/Leo is never turned down, however =3)

Bonus points if Ezio stinks so bad Leonardo's gotta help clean him while wearing a doctor's mask (one of the ones with the beaks.) And sinch Leonardo works with corpses on a daily basis, that's gotta be some serious stink. O.O

I know this is a really long and probably gross prompt. BUT PLEASE MAKE IT LULZY, ANONS. ^o^

Oh Gross [1/3]

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Since his arrival in Venice, Ezio avoided the water like the plague. In the case of Venice’s sprawling canals, the water could very well be the plague. Even as he perched precariously on a beam ten feet above sickeningly black water with guards closing in from every side, Ezio would rather die than swim in that filth. From the moment he stepped foot in the city, he had seen rather horrific things getting dumped into the waterways. Everything from chamber pots to dead bodies (the latter of which was his own fault) he had seen splashing into the water and disappearing into its murky depths. Looking around for another beam or ledge to escape to, Ezio instead spotted a brown-green lump float by in a haze of flies... The assassin grimaced.

As archers closed in on him from surrounding rooftops, Ezio no longer had the advantage of higher ground. Multiple arrows were being knocked and he could hear the strain of bows as strings were pulled taught.

Suddenly, the black water looked slightly less hostile.

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Deep in another man’s chest cavity, Leonardo was busy taking the lungs apart, curiously slicing up the trachea and separating it from the esophagus. His assistants had long since left for the night because this particular body had gone bad in the past few days. Already parts of the body were bulging uncomfortably with pockets of gas produced by bacteria eating away at the corpse. It seemed to release a fine mist of sour moisture in its presence and produced a rancid flavor that stuck to the back of the throat. When Leonardo asked his assistants to move the bodies around, they suddenly had previous dinner plans. Funny, since both left their packed dinners sitting in his studio.

Wiping one hand off on his apron, Leonardo picked up a piece of charcoal and began to sketch out the anatomy of the throat when a sharp knock disturbed him. Only one man regularly bothered Leonardo at this wee hour. Quickly, the painter took the apron off, tossed his gloves aside and went to open the door.

“Ezio! It is good-” Leonardo flinched and slapped his hands over his nose. “Dio mio, what’s that horrible stench!”

“Please excuse me, my friend,” Ezio said, looking utterly miserable. When he yanked his hood from his head, his hood smacked against his back with an unpleasant squelch and something brown ran down his shoulder. “I could not stand to run around like this and you were the closest person I could think of.”

Leonardo stood frozen in the doorway, just scrutinizing Ezio in horror. Even in the dim lighting, he could tell that the usual whites of the assassin robes were stained an unnatural greenish brown. Odd, lumpy... things were wedged between his armor and belt. Not to mention that unspeakable reeking taste in the air.

“Right- uh right... over... there,” Leonardo said weakly pointing out the wooden chair set next to the fireplace. Gratefully Ezio entered Leonardo’s workshop, trying not to ooze everywhere. Behind him, Leonardo left the door open and immediately went for the windows, never mind that the air flow would completely ruin what was left of his precious cadavers.

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Crazy Desmond!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love a Fic where Desmond's going really, really crazy from the Bleeding Effect. It would be great if, for some reason, whichever ancestor he's channeling (Ezio, Altair, both of them at different points) forms an special attraction to Shaun. Shaun of course feels terrible about what's happening to Desmond. This starts some kind of twisted, smutty relationship between Desmond, Shaun, and your ancestor(s) of choice.

Bonus points if Desmond channels his inner Subjest 16 and starts writing on the walls too. (I'm really horrible, I know. DX)



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(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I meant Subject 16. My bad. -_-''

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AC1 Female Assassin

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
So in the first game all of the assassins appear to be women, which makes sense with the time period and their religion.

I'd like to see a woman secretly join anyway, cross-dressing and laying low, trying to blend in. It doesn't have to include sex, but I'd love to see what happens when one of her fellow assassins realizes He's a She. Maybe a run-in at the baths? Altair would be great, but an OC assassin is welcome too.

Let's see some bad ass assassin on assassin action!

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
And by "appear to be women" I of course mean "appear to be men" - yeesh, sorry for the ridiculous typo.

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Anon with a gag fetish here.

I don't care about the pairing, though I would like it to be slash (what a surprise eh? ;-]), so long as one of them is tied up, gagged and forced to endure the pleasure their partner is given them, my pants are happy.

A million points if the gag doesn't come off until the sex is over.

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*is giving

My derp is showing

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Ezio/Leo/Lorenzo... wait what?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
So, Ezio was daddy's messenger boy quite often, so Lorenzo must've met him at least once beforehand.... Anon wants to see Lorenzo turning innocent Ezio into a beast and Leo having the time of his life as voyeur who of course gets discovered and gets to join the party (in Ezio /shot).

In a nutshell, pimp!Lorenzo bossing Ezio and Leo around. Add any kinks you like (the more the better), except for non-con/dub-con, anons.

I BEG YOU ANONS, I'M BURNING FOR THIS. So much that I'd offer to trade with you, if that makes anyone more inclined to do this.

Re: Ezio/Leo/Lorenzo... wait what?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. My. Fucking. God.

WANTTTTTTTTT

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vroom vroom

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
This meme needs more loving on Desmond's motorcycle, especially if Desmond is in a racing suit.

I'm up for any pairing, any rating, anything. Heck, write a snippet about him riding off into the sunset for all I care. It'd be funny if he cares about his bike like Rebbecca cares for Baby though. :V

Re: vroom vroom

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
This anon personally finds motorcycles to be a major turn on.

I might try my hand at this.

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(Angry) Giovanni prompt!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched Lineage so many times that I have to admit I have a serious crush on Giovanni Auditore, but I'm too shy to make a Giovanni free-for-all prompt just for my selfish wish for lots of sexytiems fic of him. So here's my Gen (as in, sex optional) prompt!

I've just finished AC II and realized that every time any of Ezio's targets mentioned his father (in passing or to his face), my vision goes red and I go on a killing rampage, which made me have to abort memories a couple of times. I may have channeled Ezio a bit in those times, but I surmised that it ran in the family and Giovanni may have had a bit of a temper in him.

So I'd like to see Giovanni lose his cool, and why. Could be a Five Times fic, if you like. :D

Re: (Angry) Giovanni prompt!

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Angry!Giovanni is a MASSIVE turn on.

Seconded.

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Followers of Romulus

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
While playing AC:Bro, I realized Followers of Romulus
acting like wolf. I mean, even when they DIE, they're howling O_o
Soooooooooo my brain instantaneously began to think about
half-beastiality gangbang with FoR and Ezio....
....Also with real wolf during mid-raep/sex whatever.

........Yeah, I'll just shut up and go to a dark corner now>_>
I'm such a horrible person /sobs

Re: Followers of Romulus

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a kink meme! The freakier, the better :)

Seconding.

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I feel like testing your skills, writer!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's your mission;

Giovanni/Desmond

Modern day AU, Apple fuckery or bleeding effect, Anon doesn't care.

Bonus points for spanking, blade play or/and watersports.

FOR THE KINKMEME.

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Oh god, I think I just came.

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MALIK/ALTAIR

(Anonymous) 2011-01-08 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexy and badass Altair has an army of past lovers (both male and female) but love didn't play any part in his exploits. It was all about lust. When he finally realizes that he feels something for Malik, he reluctantly confesses his love. Malik reciprocates his feelings, but problems arise because both men were in the past exclusively tops.

Cue discussions, experiments and general discomfort, until Altair decides as proof for his love to bottom for Malik. The big, bad assassin is surprisingly shy and vulnerable, but Malik is very gentle and takes good care of him.
Dear Anon, give me hot yet gentle and romantic sexytimes!

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Oh dear god please someone write this! Please!

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A test of loyalty - Assassins/Templar

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see someone switch sides and surrender to the assassins in AC2 or Brotherhood, but before Ezio and Co. will trust them they have to prove their loyalty to the cause... meaning they go completely sub to the Order for a night - whoever wants to fuck them can, however they want to and however many times they want to.

I would especially love if the sub in question was a woman and Ezio, La Volpe, Machiavelli (and whoever else you'd like) gets a piece. Please, anons, need this so, so bad.

Drive

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
This anon would desperately love some sexy tiems inspired by this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsG-eN96fVc

Shaun/Desmond or Altair/Malik are my pairs of choice, but really, anything will do. Just give us some hot, hot lovin', anons!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
well, this IS a kink meme...

Altair/Malik: watersports

or watersports with

Ezio/La Volple or
Ezio/Machiavelli

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
La Volpe*

oops

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Lucy/Des

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Guys, my vanilla is showing. I just really want something sweet between these two because Brohood has slain me. Anything you want really, as long as it is generally happy and has some sweet. Porn, drabble, humor, etc - it's all good. Take the reins!

Re: Lucy/Des

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Please someone fill this because my heart bleeds I ship this so hard.

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Language Acquisition

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I always wondered exactly how Ezio learned French from those "a couple of French girls".

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Silken scarves were a lot stronger than he had expected. They had a slight give, but despite his strength the coloured wisps of cloth would not tear.

When the Lady Julianna De Guise had suggested it, he had been hesitant – but she was a noble woman, not a whore who would steal his coin and clothes. He had agreed. He much regretted it now.

Tied to the head of the lady’s large bed, he had a perfect, unimpeded view of Julianna who lay on her back at the foot. She was so pale the candlelight made her look as if she had been cast from beeswax, her supple skin glistening with sweat and her beautiful face twisting in rapture. Her underdress was hitched over her hips, her corset loosened and jerked harshly to a side so one soft breast had tumbled free, the dusky nub pebbled and begging for a mouth. Her hands grasped the bedding at her head, twisting and clawing it in time to she shallow, needy breaths.

“Ah, oui, juste la,” Julianna breathed, her back arching. Her hands let go of the sheets, one pinching her small, proud nipple while the other slid lower - following the swell of her breast to the flatness of her belly then lower to her crux to grip the blonde hair of her handmaid. “Sophie,” the lady gasped, her legs splaying further open, her hips cantering eagerly.

The maid licked and nibbled the pink, moist folds with a skill Ezio found himself envying, working her mistress into a fine fury. Contrary to her mistress’ blatant desire, Sophie pulled back, her hazel eyes flicking towards Ezio then saying, “Veut-il rejoinder? Le poulain pauvres semble plus que prêt…”

Julianna gave a wrathful snarl, and kicked out at the naked maid who doged without a blink. The lady turned her attention back to the young assassin. “Eh bien?” she snapped. “Toujours en utilisant cette langue laid?”

Faced with the question and two fair haired beauties, one panting and splayed, eyes full of anger and lust, the other licking her mistress’ juices from her lips and smiling wickedly, Ezio’s mind was a perfect blank.

He groaned and banged his head against the wall.

((Google translations for the French. This is what I wanted it to say;

Oui, juste la - yes, just there
Veut-il rejoinder? Le poulain pauvres semble plus que prêt - Does he want to join? The poor colt seems more than ready
Eh bien? Toujours en utilisant cette langue laid? - Well? Still using that ugly language?

And the oral was pa-the-tic. Forgive this anon, it is not use to girls.))

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troll!Leo

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally not looking for anything sexy here, but I really want to see Leonardo being a complete troll to everyone-- fake new inventions, wacky blueprints, improbable Apple applications, war machines made out of jelly, painting pictures of women with no eyebrows, idk.

I mean, this was the guy who told Ezio that he was going to have to chop off his ring finger and proceeded to bury a butcher knife into a table while going LOLOLOLOLOL JK JK.

Seriously. He is the biggest troll.

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LOL, seconded! XD

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Vibrator

(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Guys, I don't care how you do it, I just want Altair holding Malik down/tying him up while he fucks his brain out/slowly tortures him with a vibrator.

Maybe the Apple has a dirty mind and thought Altair and Malik should have more fun in the sack.

I offer a blood sacrifice.

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Words cannot describe how much I want this.

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Desmond/Shaun, Abasiophilia

(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I just recently realized I have a fetish for people with limited mobility, aka abasiophilia, so...

either of the modern assassin guys, preferably Shaun, with any sort of cast, crutch, leg brace, whatever.

bonus if Desmond has to help him move around.

...I'm going to crawl into a hole now

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Restricted Movement 1/

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
SPOILERS FOR END OF BROTHERHOOD

For Rebecca and Shaun, one moment they're discussing the strange holographs floating in the air, the next moment Lucy is bleeding out on the ground with Desmond unconscious beside her, his hand and hidden blade covered in blood and the Apple in his other hand. Must have been a big WTF moment before panic set in.

Their reactions, please.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS THIS THIS THIS A MILLION FUCKING TIMES THIS

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Preggo Sex

(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot preggo sex - either Altair/Maria or Ezio/OC (not a Rosa fan, so pls not her).