asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2010-09-13 08:44 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Altair/Malik - body switch

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
So one morning Altair and Malik suddenly switch bodies, and as if that's not enough trouble, Malik is currently in Jerusalem while Altair is at Masyaf (or wherever the writer chooses them to be).

Cue one of them (or both!) furiously wanking off in front of a mirror and generally taking advantage of their new bodies to make filthy expressions and overly moaning noises, etc.

Bonus fluff points if Altair later catches Malik using his body to run and jump from buildings and just let's him enjoy it.

Re: Altair/Malik - body switch

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure this is a kink of mine as well, since that Leo/Ezio body switch fill made me jizz all over everything.

And the bonus points suggestion made me smile.

Seconding.

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I am claiming this!

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Beg for It

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm popping my cherry here.

I've been reading the last 15 pages of this kink meme and am at a loss; there is no thread about rough, hot, sexy, fuck my brains out sex. I would really like Altair/Malik, since I just can't get enough of them. Please, make him beg for it. Hard.

Re: Beg for It

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god I need this.

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Beg for it, 1/?

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OP HERE

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writeranon

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OP here for comfort

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Beg for It, 5/7

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Ezio/Leo H/C

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
There have been many stories where Ezio is injured quite badly and is nursed back to health thanks to Leonardo.

Well, I want to see the opposite of that with Ezio caring for an injured Leonardo. This pairing needs more ~drama~ to balance out the adorable fluff and the guards just seemed to love to hassle the shit out of the poor guy.

Re: Ezio/Leo H/C

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear, sweet lord, this.

I can just see Ezio rushing in just a little too late to save Leo from some guards, and then promptly dispatching those guards. Death from above.

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Thought of these whilst running around the Renaissance with the Desmond skin in Brotherhood.

In an attempt to combat the Bleeding Effect, Rebecca creates and uploads the skin to the Animus. It backfires because, though Desmond's own reflection stares back at him, and he is aware of himself, he can also hear Ezio's thoughts and it's Ezio's voice that always speaks. Let's see him go crazy, please.

ALTERNATIVELY

The skin has been uploaded, Desmond is using it for fun, and the team watch open-mouthed as Ezio pays Leonardo a visit and fucks his brains out, because they're seeing Desmond ploughing Leonardo da Vinci.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
because they're seeing Desmond ploughing Leonardo da Vinci.
THISSSSSSSSSSSS holy fucking shit.

-dumbstruck-

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Fill: Ploughing a World Recognized Master

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This is a Kinkmeme, is it not?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Then let's get kinky! 8D

I really want to see the Templars capture Malik or Leonardo and fuck their brains out. Which isn't much of a kink, but this part is; to keep them submissive and pleasuring their little Templar brains out, the Templars control them with drugs, keeping them unaware and totally happy.

Altair or Ezio must then come to their rescue. But to do so, they must arrive in the disguise of a Templar and before they can save their drugged up lover, they have to first prove their loyalty to the Templars by fucking their brains out. Once they've done that, they can then save their discombobulated princess and get the hell out of there.

Basically there are two kinks:
Gang bang and Drugged Sex.

Bonus Points if Malik or Leonardo totally enjoy it to the point they are drooling and moaning their little hearts out.

Wow... Long request is long...

Re: This is a Kinkmeme, is it not?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Want. A million times wants. My first born to whoever fills this.

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Fourthing with blood and thunder!

And here, here all for A/M. Dat manry Malik.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That is one gorgeous misfire, Anon. :)

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Robert/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
PLZ this anon is craving for it!

We seriously need more Robert/Altair, and in that order.
All I want is that Altair does-not-want-but-still-wants-a-little or get raped by Robert. Also if filler wants, tying up/restraints.
(Yes I'm sick little anon)

Will be forever happy if anyone fills this, 'cos it seems a lot of Rob/Alt requests haven't been filled, wich pains me oh- so greatly.

Re: Robert/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always craving this. I'm your second, anon!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I want this so bad, anons, it hurts.

Prompt: Baby malfunctions. Desmond is sent back to Masyaf. He is caught by Altair. Dub-con sexytimes ensue. Bonus points for Shaun getting off on watching Desmond and Altair. Bonus points and cookies if he helps Desmond('s body) get off too.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
OUCH. It hurts me too now, anon.

SECONDING.

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"What lovely tight trousers!"

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's almost as if the Assassins are Men in Tights.

Re: "What lovely tight trousers!"

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you are so in my brain. I watched Men in Tights the other day and though, "Put it with AssCreed!" lololol.

SECONDED with the speed of a 12th century fox!

Oh dear god

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Dem Glasses

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Prompt: Desmond comes on Shaun's glasses. While Shaun is wearing them.

Re: Dem Glasses

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolute genius. Seconding this so fucking hard.

Doing This Again

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OP IS TEN YEARS LATE

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Let´s put the BRO in Brotherhood!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
All this love/smut/romantic stuff is awesome, but why not let the boys just be bros for a while?

Which bros, that´s up to you

Inspired by the Game One review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osmNmpHaAaA - entire vid is awesome (merchant kicking away flower cart :D ), but the scene starting with 3:49 is what I´d love to see, just guys being guys)
ps: vid isn´t in English, sorry, butI think the message gets through anyway

Re: Let´s put the BRO in Brotherhood!

(Anonymous) 2011-01-14 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
WANT THIS SO MUCH. Game One is shit awesome full of lulz

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Giovanni/Lorenzo is slowly- scratch that, quickly - becoming my OTP in this fandom. They even sneaked into my dream last night, I swear.

So I request anything with them. Well, not anything. I don't want sex, but I want shamelessly long and torturing foreplay leading to it, both of them trying to bend the other over with 'friendly violence', as in gentle biting and scratching and the full trust that one won't do anything to hurt the other for real. And neither of them really cares who tops in the end.

I'm sorry if I don't make sense, my Russian homework is messing with my mind /sob

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
SECONDING! And no worries, it makes perfectly sense!

hell yeah

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Butt plug tail?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon requests Leo inventing butt-plug tail and using it on Ezio.
Thousand wins if the said butt-plug tail is a cat tail.
[s]And then cat ears, and then tease him mercilessly, and then make him mewling[/s]
[s]like cats, and then spanking him if he can't do it, and then.../shot[/s]

Please! I need something kinky to make up my lousy day! *A*

Re: Butt plug tail?

(Anonymous) 2011-02-25 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I love this! I'm claiming, it might be up by tonight >.<

Excited OP

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All your pairings, verbs, nouns, and adjectives.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
1. Go to http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
2. Fill out.
3. Post drabble here.
3. ????
4. OP profits (and will probably die of laughter)

Just Terrible - 8D

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sour Love

Altair finished packing. Ever since Malik, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Altair had been Silk.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing licked him, all was Sensual. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going Perched on the church to become a Velvet Flower.

Just then, there was a Chocolate knock at the door. Altair opened it and stood there Softly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his Arm.

When Altair came to, Malik was holding his Abdomen and looking Gracious. "My love," Malik said Huskily, "I'm sorry for the Sweet shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Masculine island for the last ten years, living like chocolate and blood mixed in a sensual display of lust. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my Leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Altair could hardly believe his Malik had returned. "I will always love you, Leg or no Leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a Bacon."

They embraced Sweetly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was Incandescent.


DUDE! HE LOST A FREAKIN' LEG!

OP

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I Saw Desmond Kissing Santa Claus

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A Dangerous Day To Penetrate

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1000 Blade Birds

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Gorgeous Love

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Leonardo and Ezio

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1000 Sigil Sparrows

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OP~~~~

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A Slippery Day To Kiss (1/1)

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A Shiny Day To Suck

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OP

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To Lowest Suck

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Mary Sue Gondola Saves the Fox

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Greedily Tripping

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The Milky Terror Of The Snow

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A straight day to squirm!!

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The Salty Stranger

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The Hideous Stranger

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I'm Dreaming Of A Manly Christmas

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The Camel Prince

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The Adventure of the Eagle

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To Furiously Double Kill

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The Miracle Of The Leonardo

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1000 Leather Cats

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Leonardo and Ezio by William Shakespeare

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A Sexy Occurrence

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To Breathlessly Feel

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The Battle For The Dildo

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The Breath-taking Terror Of The Snow

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A Sweet Day To Touch

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I saw Altair kissing Santa Claus

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The Battle For The Unicorns Horn

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The Lonely Stranger

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The Miracle of the Dove.

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THIS. IS. BEAUTIFUL.

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Abnormal love

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The Splendorous Stranger

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The Squelchy Terror Of The Snow

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Wet Lang Syne

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I'm Dreaming Of A Dirty Christmas

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LESBIANS

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I am not going to be picky but I just want one thing.

I want some girl on girl. Don't care the pairing or anything, we just needs some tits in here. I love them men, but let's spice things up.

Re: LESBIANS

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
seconded for some caterina/lucrezia hatesex.

yes in that order.

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Look at that a Kid

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, so I've been all over this kinkmeme and not once did I see a prompt like this.

I really want some apple shenanigans. Only this time, the apple turns a character of any anon's choice into a kid.

Not getting transported to the past, nor into the future. No AU with them as children.

I want the Apple turning someone (for example Leonardo) into a five year old and now the other character (for example Ezio) has to deal with that.

Bonus Points if the Kid!Character still has the same mind/memory/intelligence as before.
Super Bonus Points if, despite that fact, they still get easily distracted by something, like a squirrel.

Just something humorous and cute.

OP really pictures Ezio accidently turning Leonardo into a small child. Come on, wouldn't his too-big-hat be just plain ADORABLE? 8D

Re: Look at that a Kid

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Why are there no replies to this?
This is a writeanon and I am claiming this shit!

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Познакомлюсь с одинокой женщиной в г. Бугульма

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Но какое же местоположение, по вашему, я могу занять при нем.
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Federico/Vieri wanted

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
This anon wants Fed/Vi. Two choices.

First. Sado-Masochist Federico, avenging Ezio's hurt lip from the start of ACII. Much mean teasing & rough smex, plz? :D
Basically, look to saynomore's image for reference;
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/759517/

Second. Vieri attempts to kill Federico, only because he knows that Federico would be caught and hung the next day. Vieri can't let that happen because he would rather kill Feddy by his own hand than let his amore be slaughtered like that (d'aw). Smut or no smut, I leave that to you.

Bonus points (for both) for a submissive and/or crying Vieri. :D

Re: Federico/Vieri wanted

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I think it's time to unpack my 'anon stamp of aproval/TM' again
Federico *stamp*
Vieri *stamp*
Federico/Vieri *stamp stamp stamp*
CRYING VIERI *FUCKING STAMP* *OH GOD STAMPED SO HARD YOU WONT EVER GET THE RED OFF OF YOUR FOREHEAD*

i shall de-anon and sketch something for the writeranon(s) who do the first request?
;w; please?

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don't let lack of any subtext whatsoever get in the way of a wangsty story

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
In keeping with the popular theme of requiring no textual interaction between characters in order to slash them - Leonardo da Vinci and Shaun Hastings. I mean, if we based slash on drawing out the subtextual homoerotic themes in male interactions in the source material, we'd never get to see shit like Malik a-Sayf fucking Ezio Auditore in the ass. That would be a shame.

On second thoughts, Leonardo/Shaun makes far too much sense. After all, Shaun has actually HEARD OF Leonardo.

I want to see TraumatisedBorgiaSexSlave!Leo with Al Mualim.

Al Mualim has the apple. Leonardo wants to play with it and see how it works because machines make him horny, but he can't. It's an apple-denialism kink. Al Mualim fucks him, using the apple to control his mind. Then dumps him back in the 12th century.

He is found raped in a desert and brought back to health, in 12th century Syria, by Federico and Kadar.

In Sexy Nurse Outfits.

Re: don't let lack of any subtext whatsoever get in the way of a wangsty story

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SECONDED

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Shaun getting off listening to himself talk.

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ffffffffff- DO WANT.

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Dork!Ezio wins my heart

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I have just played the first of the Cristina memories. The one where baby!Ezio is a giant dork in a hilariously adorable way and totally fails at talking to women.

So I want to see more dork!Ezio, trying and failing to be suave, but doing his best to make up for it with his puppy eyes of doom. I don't care who he's with - Cristina, Leonardo, La Volpe, Rosa, a courtesan, a goat, whatever. But bonus points if it's older!Ezio, from around the end of AC2 onwards. :D

Re: Dork!Ezio wins my heart

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Seconded like WHOA...and it'd be a lovely change from "smooth as silk" Ezio we always get!

writer!anon thanks all for lovely comments

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first writer!anon sez bhahahahahah

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Robert/Sibrand

(Anonymous) 2011-01-14 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
So I just saw this sexy pic http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/760502/ and I crave a story based off it. These two are my fav Templars and they need way more love. (plus they're my OTP)

Cookies if it's Sibrand's first time with a man. :D

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Seconding!

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La Volpe seduces Leo and Leo decides to get back at Ezio for being a slut, so he does it with Volpe. :'D

want please

(Anonymous) 2011-01-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
dude, altair would have been just enough of an arrogant ass to pull that off
pleeease

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Why hello there, misfire~

FILL: Altaïr, you arrogant ass. [1/1]

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I'm Dreaming Of A Manly Christmas

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It was Christmas Eve. Desmond sat wetly in a hard place, sipping flowing eggnog.

He looked at the sticky note hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Shaun had hung it there, just before they looked at each other lightly and then fell into each other's arms and leaped each other's hair.

If only I hadn't been so shiny, Desmond thought, pouring a bleak amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Shaun might not have got so icy and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a blue tear and held his ear in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a loud voice lifted highly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a manly Christmas

Just like the length of time required to boil water



Desmond ran to the door. It was Shaun, looking shorn all over with snow.

"I missed you timely," Shaun said. "And I wanted to leap your hair again."

Desmond hugged Shaun and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Shaun said.

"I think so too," Desmond said and they leaped each other's hair until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted pigeon neck and lived heavily until Desmond got drunk again.

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This is an interesting misfire.