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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
So every time I would go see Malik in AC, even before I shipped him with Altair, I would joke around that he secretly loved Altair, and that he would act like Helga from Hey Arnold, hiding in a corner rambling how he hates Altair yet he loves him. Being rude to Altair and after he leaves, Malik angsts about why can't show his true self and blah blah... So I would like that... if that doesn't sound to insane...

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA I LOVE HEY ARNOLD! Ahhh, my childhood~ ♥

If writer!anon could make this a gag fic, I'd lol forever. So, SECONDED!

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Erudito, is that you trying to trick those Abstergo spambots?

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Hot pepper

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. So I officially think that this video is absolutely ridiculous.

THAT BEING SAID.

I would really like to see Desmond being the one eating the pepper, and Rebbecca and Shaun can be the ones on the coach. Lucy is out somewhere, I don't care. Shaun can be throwing the tomatoes and stuff. I dunno, it's just really lolzy.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is a derp and didn't post the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScB5FuQCIk

It's just what I always wanted!

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
So, we all know that Leonardo da Vinci got his super-leet ability to draw human anatomy from dissecting corpses, right?

After learning this, helpful!Ezio brings Leo a freshly-dead Templar as a present ("I had to kill him anyway, and then I thought, hey, you cut up dead guys for your art, right? He might as well serve some purpose.").

Anon's choice as to whether Leo is freaked out or appreciative. And how he displays that, ah, appreciation.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT...HOLD ON...MY FINGERS...THEY ARE TYPING THIS WITHOUT MY CONSENT! AAAAGGHHHH I THINK I NEED TO WRITE THIS!

...Apparently my hands decided for me. CLAIMING THIS!

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Ezio's pretty popular. Right?

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
And with being popular comes rumors.

So on a visit to Leonardo, Ezio grumbles about dem rumors. Leo is amused and exclaims he's heard Ezio's awful in the sack. Ezio is offended sets out to prove the rumors wrong. Naturally he seduces Leonardo and gives him the best fucking of his life.

Bonus points for Leonardo passing out afterwards from their glorious sexing.

TL;dr: Rumor has it Ezio's bad in bed. Leonardo is amused. Ezio is not. He proves the rumors wrong and blows the artist's mind in between the sheets.

OP, oops.

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Double bonus points if Leo's mentions it accidentally and is incredibly embarassed about it.

Dramallama

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
This fan has a particular love for stories about Des suffering from the bleeding effect and being all mentally messed up because of it. I find the drama and angst freaken amazing.

If a fellow anon could write something about it, regardless of the pairing, you can have all my babies.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-26 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded so hard. Please anons?

Dalai Lama?

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Robert/Altair: Gentle Rape

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Just went through the prompts (there are too many pages!), but I haven't seen this yet:

Robert has captured Altair, and is proceeding to have his way with the bound assassin. BUT! Instead of going for the brutal, bloody rape that Altair is expecting and preparing for, De Sable does the gentle mindfuck. The Templar thoroughly prepares Altair, keeps him in a constant state of arousal, before gently fucking him to completion (preferably without touching the assassin). There's pain, but little to no blood.

Please, no secret feelings/love on Robert's part. This *is* a rape. I just got this feeling that this would be more traumatizing to Altair than the brutal rape would be. Can be placed in any time-frame anon wants.

Bonus points for De Sable having him for a long time before he is rescued/escapes.

(I originally typed this up on my PSP, as my computer is really loud and everybody here has gone to bed. Apparently there is a text limit on the PSP on top of the text limit that Livejournal has. Do you know how long it took me to write this prompt originally?! DX )

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
JFKSKAJFIDKDFKDNJGJ OMG ANON I HAD THE EXACT SAME PROBLEM THE OHER NGHT WITH MY PSP; I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE THIS COMMENT ON SOMETHING AND IT COULDNT FIT SHFJDKSHA

BUT OMG ANON YOUR PROMPT, I WILL PRINT IT OUT AND CUDDLE IT WITH IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

WRITERANONS PLEASE FILL OMG I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY COOKIES HEARTS FEDERICOS AND KADARS OMG PLEASE

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So I have seen a prompt for Altair cloning himself with the help of the apple and fucking ... himself.

But I haven't seen a prompt for Altair cloning himself with the help of the apple and fucking ... Malik. Together with his clones.

Apologies for adding to the Altair/Malik pile, but I really can't get enough of them.

It would be the best if it was actually consensual and with more than one clone!

(Anonymous) 2011-02-20 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG ARE YOU ME? Because seriously, anon, I had this exact thought when I read the Altair-cloning-himself prompt.

Seconding this because I NEED it.

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme Index // Part 2 Pages 11-20 OVERFLOW

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BETCHU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCK

(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
That line? Basically the pretense of the prompt.

Claudia runs the Rosa in Fiore. Ezio doubts her sexual knowledge. She screws him silly and then he's like, "oh. Guess I was wrong."

LOOK I DON'T KNOW ANON JUST NEEDS SOME AUDICEST IN HER LIFE

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SECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND.

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Papa Malik

(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry to be adding to the Alt/Mal pile....actually, no I'm not. I fucking love this pairing so hop off mah dikkkk.

anywhooo~

Maria and Altair are (supposedly) a happy family with their chillins and such. However not long after the birth of Altair's second son, Maria leaves and Altair is sad...but not heartbroken like he thought he'd be. One day as he's sulking around headquarters he comes upon Malik playing with Altair's newborn and acting like a complete daddy. Altair notices how happy that picture makes him and slowly realizes his love for Malik, the love he had ALL ALONG.

I stress the slow build up anons. Altair is clueless.

Of course Malik loves him too!

tl;dr Altair sees Malik being a dad with his kids and falls in love.

I would very much like some tender love making with bottom!Malik if you will. :>

Re: Papa Malik

(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
akfjhsd that is such an adorable mental image. I APPROVE AND SECOND DEARLY!

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The smallest feline is a masterpiece -Leonardo

(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
We've had prompts and fills for ponyboys - but none of nekos.

I want Ezio to be the rough and ragged street neko that Leonardo likes to feed scraps to by hand (he might even buy meat just for this, and put aside his disgust for a little while) and leaves open his window to let neko!Ezio come and go at will. I would love to see Neko!Ezio getting more and more relaxed with Leonardo, but a mini-fill is fine too (lulz)

I prefer nekos that can't speak, but this is not mandatory. I also prefer top!Leo, but again - not necessary.

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I'm assuming you mean nekomimi (cat ears)? Also not really sure why you're using japanese fan words in western fandom

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Altair/Malik Modern AU, told from the perspective of the barista where Malik gets his coffee every morning.

(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god... oh my god.
I think I need to fill this. Yeah; I think I do.

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Lets have some birthdays in here

(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's my birthday today (and I got some sexy AC:B stuff hurr) so I come here with a birthday prompt.

It's Malik's birthday but he's the type of guy who doesn't give a damn because he doesn't see the point of celebrating the day you aged another year.
Cue Altaïr, who remembers its Mal's birthday, who comes in bringing gifts (like, for example, that awesome incense burner he knew Malik had been eyeing at the market).

Massive bonuspoints for birthday sexytimes, especially if Altaïr presents his own body as a gift as well for Malik to do with as he pleases. This birthday!anon looooves dom!Malik.

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ohgod, I want to write this bad. and fast. like a teenage boy's first time.

nnrrgh, claimed. i'll try and get some up today.

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AC/James Bond Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-02-21 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds a little strange, but hear me out.

Maybe Ezio is still alive due to the effects of the Apple and is the shadowy Ultimate Grand Master of the modern-day assassins that only a few elder assassins actually know about. And one of these elder assassins is M (Judi Dench's version), who is in the perfect position to be an Assassin since she does run MI6.

And perhaps M sends Daniel Craig's Bond on a mission in Italy to provide some reconnaissance for Lucy in order to help her break Desmond out of Abstergo. Or maybe Bond is Lucy's handler while she's undercover at Abstergo, whatever.

While in Italy, Bond has to meet up with his Italian equivalent...who turns out to be the very well-preserved Ezio. Since Ezio was around the Apple so much after he got it back from Cesare, he looks the same as he does around Brotherhood. Anyway, Bond and Ezio sexytimes ensue.

TL/DR: Ezio is a modern day secret agent who meets up with Daniel Craig's Bond and the two proceed to fuck each other silly. Bonus points if M is all smirky and purposely sent Bond on a mission with Ezio because Bond needs an "outlet" and some relief after a particularly hard mission. Knowing that Bond is Ezio's type, she so knew that fucking was inevitable.

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oh my god. Definitely want to give this a shot.

of gin and vermouth
shaken not stirred

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JIZZ

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

You know you want our favorite assassins as the singers. It would be amazing.

[identity profile] bluesasarai.livejournal.com 2011-02-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
any new chapters coming soon? :)

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You misfired and un-anon'd |:

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"Are those ears?"

(Anonymous) 2011-02-23 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I've never really got the appeal of furries.
So i would like a fic where for some reason either Altair or Desmond end up with puppy/kitty ears, but instead of their significant other finding them completely attractive and screwing their brains out, i want them to be teased mercilessly.

Please anon i offer you my soul

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unmercifully
gah sorry total OP fail

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cracky "Are those ears?"

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No more double rainbow

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Subject 16 is trapped inside youtube

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-23 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god oh my god internet memes are like my profession, but I don't know how to write this. D8 Tentative claim!

fsicko templa, captcha? Really?

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OP wants this sooooooo bad

(Anonymous) 2011-02-23 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm embarrassed for asking this but I want a very horny leonardo dressed in tight black leather outfit singing lady Gaga's bad romance in a disco/orgy and I want some hot sexy times with ezio or cesare (whichever you prefer ) . Someone do this please ....!!!!

Artfill!

(Anonymous) 2011-02-23 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
DrawAnon can completely feel for OP. I've done a quick doodle, maybe I'll make a decent version sometime else. Maybe not really what OP wanted, looks more like Leo being a dom and Ezio his bitch OTL
Artist fail. Tried to make it LOOK like Gaga/Bad Romance with the outfit. Ezio's outfit is inspired by this awesomeohmyfuckinggodyes fan vid: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdy8ar_lady-gaga-teeth_music

Image: http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3100/teethk.jpg

Hope I could satisfy OP a bit!

Artfill

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Artfill!

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Still trying to fill -___-

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Artfill

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Trying to artfill

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Can I finally fill this? -__-

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Fucking FILL

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The thing with long-term relationships...

(Anonymous) 2011-02-23 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, this anon could slap her boyfriend all around the globe for being a douche macho (like telling a guy friend that he doesn't need a manual for handjobs, he gets handjobs done for himself (AKA by me -__-)... just without hands. ARGH! Can you IMAGINE the LOOKS I get?!). Other times, when he repairs my beloved drawing tablet or tells me there's a report on Assassin's on TV, I'm pleasantly surprised.

tl;dr Anon would like to see preferrably Ezio/Leo (not opposed to other pairings though, just not Leo/Cesare) after several years of relationship having a bout of "I hate you." - "I love you too."

You know what I haven´t seen here yet...

(Anonymous) 2011-02-23 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Cesare/Machiavelli or Machiavelli/Cesare

manipulative, slightly evil, able to fight, damn-smart manly man?
Good.
2 manipulative, slightly evil, able to fight, damn-smart men?
Even better.

Rumor has it that Cesare inspired Il Principe *wink wink nudge nudge*

Re: You know what I haven´t seen here yet...

(Anonymous) 2011-02-24 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, DO WANT. PLEASE ANONS, MAKE IT HAPPEN.

What if someone walked in?

(Anonymous) 2011-02-23 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The thrill of possibly being caught in public can be a massive turn-on.

So I'd really love to see any pairing the writer wishes for having a smutty encounter in an unusual place.

Re: What if someone walked in?

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Seconding this times forever!

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OP here~

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Not a misfire--LJ is being weird

(Anonymous) 2011-02-24 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
In response to the Lady Gaga request...Anon has been having trouble uploading this bitch shit >.<
Sorry for not doing a writefill, but I'm doing too many of those right now.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3100/teethk.jpg

Not really what OP wanted OTL But I hinted at Bad Romance with the costume. Ezio's weird fur-outfit was inspired by this fuckinghotomgIwatchiteveryday fanvid: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdy8ar_lady-gaga-teeth_music

Hope you still enjoy!

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I like it!

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