asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2010-09-13 08:44 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Malik/Altair h/c

(Anonymous) 2011-03-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Just did a marathon to catch up on filled prompts I've missed and I found this beauty: forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=3810296#t3810296

I would love to see the fallout and some h/c for Altair. (And later smexing from Malik? *puppy-eyes*)

Re: Malik/Altair h/c

(Anonymous) 2011-06-23 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Anon just read aforementioned fill... and is seconding this so hard ;_;

Malik fic based on this image from Haaz

(Anonymous) 2011-03-11 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik's voice actor Haaz Sleiman (yes I stalk him lol) just posted this precious photograph:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150114364074484&set=a.399222754483.174001.117834759483&ref=nf

- of him being a godfather.

It just made me go aaaaaw, and would really love to see some Malik fic based on this photo!

Re: Malik fic based on this image from Haaz

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, my heart.

Seconding this. Assassins with babies just give me all sorts of feelings~

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Hello my friends

(Anonymous) 2011-03-11 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, I new yours frient on this forum)

Harro misfire =D

(Anonymous) 2011-03-11 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hai Anon (if you are one and not a silly spambot), anything that isn't a prompt we call misfire and misfire's get filled with silliness, so here's yours:

"Desmond, would you like to tell me what this is supposed to be?"

If there was one thing Desmond couldn't stand, then it was Shaun's snark early in the morning, with the Brit standing at the foot of his sleeping bag with a cup of strong smelling tea (with the obligatory milk and sugar) in his hand. What made it worse was the derogatory expression on the bespectacled face that just promised a tongue-lashing Desmond could very well do without. Especially at - he looked at his watch - fucking 6 AM in the fucking morning after a fucking long night.

"What'd I do this time?" Desmond asked sleepily, sitting up and rubbing his eyes. Ow, his back hurt from sleeping on the floor.

"Your e-mail, my frient, is an insult to all spell-check programs. While I don't care if you're illiterate, I prefer not being subjected to your stupidity after a long night. Tell me, are you trying to see just how annoyed I can get with you?" Shaun took a sip of his steaming tea and the obnoxious slurp made Desmond clench his teeth. Couldn't the Historian just drink like any other person in the world?!

Wriggling out of his sleeping bag, Desmond winced when he heard his joints crack. "So I misspelled something, who cares?"

Shaun raised a brow. "Who cares? All the genius English writers of the earth are twirling in their graves, Desmond."

The other man sighed, "I'm sorry, Defender of the ABC."

"Yes, you will be sorry for assaulting my mailbox with that monstrosity, so I prefer being called an Avenger."

It was then when Desmond noticed that the Sanctuary was empty. He gulped. "Where are the girls?"

"Out. Now tell me Desmond, what do you think of the effectiveness of using a cane in education?"

Oh shit.

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Как установить звук на компьютере?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Добрый день. Уважаемые пользователи, помогите установить звук на компьютере. Я переустановила Windows и теперь у меня колонки не выдают звук. При этом, где раньше был значок динамика, там сейчас восклюцательный знак и требуется установить какие то устройства[url=http://www.softoban.ru/?PAGEN_1=67&PAGEN_2=5].[/url] Но я никакие устройства не удаляла. Какие именно устройства нужны и где их взять? Заранее спасибо.

Project Legacy

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone else played the AC facebook game? Or am I the only one who wants fic for it?

Would love to see a Francesco/Tessa/Enu OT3, or perhaps Giovanni meeting da Vinci.

Re: Project Legacy

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Reading this prompt leads me to not knowing what to do with myself if I want it or if I should fill it.

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The Groping of the Elbow

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)

Fishy Lang Syne

Federico sipped breathlessly at his drink and stood fishy behind a desk. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel airily and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how jestly his forefinger got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Federico knew very well why he was at the party: to see Vieri.

Ah, Vieri. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his sweetly foot made Federico's heart beat With the joy of a million jelly fishes all glowing together in perfect harmony..

But tonight everyone was masked. Federico peered tenderness through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Vieri. There, he thought, the man over by the villa, the mortified one with the Balloon monster boy mask. It had to be Vieri. No one else could look so aroused, even in a Balloon monster boy mask.

He began to walk Federico's way and Federico started to panic. What if he actually talked to Federico?

Vieri came right up to Federico and Federico thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Vieri said glady. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the train," Federico said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so scantily.

Just then, a dangerously voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Federico's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Vieri might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Vieri swept Federico into his arms, bent him With a candle, and kissed Federico heartbeating, slipping him the tongue and groping his elbow.

Federico could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sadly and pulled Vieri's mask off his face. It was Vieri! "I knew it was you," Federico said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Vieri said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Federico watched him go. He would be right back, Federico was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

Re: The Groping of the Elbow

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD, I didn't mean to put this here! Please, uh disregard this

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(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
La Volpe/Claudia, Claudia has a thing for older men.

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh yes please. This Anon has a thing for older men, too. WANT.

Daaammmn

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Subject 16/Des

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There's not enough of this and I bleed for more so here I am hoping one of you writer anons will make the bleeding stop. baaww.

This is AUish but Sixteen is alive and somehow finds the gang in Monteriggioni where he starts to work with them. Sixteen and Des click and ~bond~ over the whole "We've both been in the Animus. I'm going crazy. You are crazy." thing and sexytiems end up ensuing at night while everyone else is trying to sleep.

TL;DR - 16/DES SEXYTIEMS IN THE SANCTUARY.

Anon is offering sexual favours and their soul.

Re: Subject 16/Des

(Anonymous) 2011-03-12 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This is relevant to my interests. Seconded! Especially if both of them just make each other act crazier.

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A Meeting With Ghosts 1/?

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Fill part 1

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A Meeting With Ghosts General Update!

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To the future!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
So I've been through the kinkmeme and other than the Firefly crossovers I've never... really seen this. I don't even know if it could work.

Can we get the assassins in a futuristic AU? Whatever pairing, whatever scenario you want just make it... scifi-y.

Cookies for the writeanon who writes this since I know you probably have enough first borns by now.

Re: To the future!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded so hard.
This anon would attempt this were it not for her current ties to the Alt/Mal bathing fill. Perhaps if it has not been claimed when she had finished she will try it.

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Lia/Cahin- Performance

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
The Smuggler has had it with The Harlequin's street performing, mainly on the account that it constantly gets in the way of her smuggling. In the heat of her trying to tell the Harlequin off, he decides to show her just how useful his 'skills' are.

Re: Lia/Cahin- Performance

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, please someone fill this.

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FLICKING.... bubbly-bubbler!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
So the King is making commercials for Fiat by introducing everyday masterpieces... and proves that he is not the most elaborate of the bunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2t3UXMhK0&NR=1

Let's have some Shaun spouting nonsense and flickin' bubbly-bubbler!

Re: FLICKING.... bubbly-bubbler!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I want this so haaarrrdddd

So about my grade...

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Teacher!Shaun/student!Desmond. Desmond his failing his history class and wants to do some "extra credit". Can either be high school or college as long as Desmond is 18, all I ask is that Shaun screws Desmond on his desk.

Re: So about my grade...

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon loves schoolboy kinks! Seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like a fic based on this: "I accidentally hit the Square button when you first go down into the temple with Leo and punched him. He then cowered in the corner and refused to move. I have never felt like more of an asshole in my entire life. :'(" complete with Ezio breaking the 4th wall and saying he didn't mean to! It was his player's fault! And then try to explain about the control scheme and such with Leonardo just getting more and more confused.

Your decision on whether Leonardo believes him or not. To be clear I am not looking for legit abusive!Ezio. It really WASN'T his fault, it was the player. :C

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I do so love any situation that causes Ezio to be awkward and stumble over himself. Seconding.

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I Swear to God It Was God!

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1260

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Trapped inside the Apple, the spirit of Altair watches haplessly as Masyaf falls to the Mongols, and the Apple to the Templars.

Re: 1260

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All of my history boners. Please, please, someone do this. It could just be a short drabble. SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

THIRDED WITH IMMENSE PASSION

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lullaby

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So Leonardo supposedly had a sweet singing voice.
Requesting Leonardo singing someone a lullaby.

Re: lullaby

(Anonymous) 2011-03-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
My first thought was that he would be singing to all of Ezio's bastard children who are crawling all over his workshop and refuse to sleep unless they are sung to by Uncle/Mama Leonardo.

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minifill - drive away the nightmares [1/1]

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ASSASSIN JUNCTION!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you know the Junctioning in FFVIII?

What if Assassins could "junction" their ancestors?
Altair/Ezio or Ezio/Des or Altair/Des.

LMAO. captcha: activation onedub.
ALTAIR ACTIVATED!

Re: ASSASSIN JUNCTION!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED. SOMEONE TAKE THIS. I want to take it (I happen to have a healthy respect for junctioning XD), but I'm already filling a prompt that might not end anytime soon... D:

...PLEASE, someone take this.

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Shaun Hastings is the King duh ra ra ra ra ra ra

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I saw that Danny Wallace youtube vid of him dressed like the king of his own country and I was like, DAYUM! YOU FINE!

So umm....Shaun is actually royalty as well as a royal pain in Desmond's ass?
Do this for me anon!!!! I will gladly hand you both first and secondborn.

Shaun/Desmond

Short!crackfill [1/1] My kingdom

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond stared blankly back at Shaun who was sitting on his desk rather primly, a clipboard in his hand his torso covered in a simple black shirt with the word “the king” printed in bright yellow across his chest. After a long moment of silence he managed to convince his mouth to move again.

“What are you doing....”

“Starting my own country, what does it look like?”

“Starting your own-.... okay Shaun I'm going to assume that was a joke, what are you really doing?”

“I assure you this is no joke Desmond, now would you please shove off I'm trying to decide on flag designs.”

“This is really far to go just to mess with me... did you have those shirts specially made?”

“What do you think of this one, with the red and blue stripes? I'm rather partial to it myself but I think it could use a little more tweaking”

“How are you going to start your own county? You don't even have any land!”

“Don't be silly Desmond that's what this flat is for...”

“One flat is not a country, and you're not even on the ground floor so technically it's a piece of sky not land.

“Have you always been this negative Desmond, honestly what would your ancestors think if they knew you would give up so easily?”

“Give up… Give up? Shaun you don't even have any people!”

“On the contrary Desmond, my citizens’ number in the ten thousands already and our growth rate is exceeding any other country on earth by a large margin.”

“Ten thousands...in one flat?”

“were working on the name for the country right now, it either going to be “home” or “lovely” but I'd rather let my citizens have the final vote...”

Desmond was speechless for a moment as Shaun placed his clipboard back down on his desk. He gave the assassin a smile with a strange warmth that was almost unnerving when one realized it was coming from Shaun.

“If your king, what does that make me?”

“Do you know what a concubine is Desmond?”

“.....”

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Cleaning the Streets

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Broom of Doom fatality via Ezio!

How do you slit someone's throat with a broom handle anyways? Massive splinters?

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All I can think of is Ezio's chasing one of the minstrels, has finally cornered him, and only has a broom handle to kill the pest. Because in that situation? He would make it work. Massive frustration and annoyance can be such a strong motivator.

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Gunslinger Girl AU

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Anybody in this meme read Gunslinger Girl? Info here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunslinger_girl

I'd like to see and AU where the Assassins have to deal with the child assassins. As the "Agency" is government funded, would that make the girls brainwashed Templars? Maybe the Assassins try to save the girls or plant an informant as a fratello?

Any characters from the games would work for this (or even all the main characters in an ultimate AU?)

Fratello 1a/?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Major AU – cuz the bunny bit me, then multiplied and I have no idea what I'm doing.
This is going to be a disturbing and depressing fill. You have been warned.

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They'd heard the rumors – bits and pieces of gossip whispered here and there. Of a government agency in Italy that was using children as assassins. Part of the Brotherhood hadn't wanted to believe it, that something like that would have been too low even for the Templars. But when one of their own had barely survived a trap set by the rumored agency, the Brotherhood realized that something needed to be done. They needed more information, however, before they could go in and stop this insanity before Abstergo could take it any further. And unfortunately, it was looking like that meant more children would have to suffer while they were forced to take their time.

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All in all, it had been surprisingly easy to set their plants. Abstergo was so overconfident in their technology and security that, while it was time consuming, they were able to slip in a few recommendations in for the Agency without a hitch. The first agent they were able to plant was Lucy Stillman, meshed into the staff to figure out what technology they were using to make the children so resilient to injury.

The results from her findings were sickening; the children themselves were victims of horrific crimes – usually orphaned – then their bodies and minds experimented on to make them weapons. Dependent on the drugs that kept their memories from surfacing, the victims were then assigned what the Agency had begun to refer as fratello – essentially a trainer who kept the children in line and taught them how to become killers. At the moment, there were only two to three girls currently being used in active duty, so the Brotherhood needed to work fast to get more plants in.

Another set of recommendations were snuck into the Agency's database, and all they could do was wait for the Templars to take the bait.

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"I've heard about the Social Welfare Agency, but you have no idea how glad I am that they've decided to support this case." The doctor was quickly scribbling something down on one of the many clipboards in his hand, quick strides nearly taking him out of a comfortable speaking range. The two men following were hard pressed to keep up, despite towering over the short man.

One shared a look with his associate, gold eyes amused despite the seriousness of the situation. The other nearly scowled at him, managing to school his expression into a detached friendliness at the doctor. This only amused the golden eyed man more, scarred lips twitching while he nervously ran a hand through his long hair.

"The Social Welfare Agency has many cases lined up, but this one caught our eye," the darker skinned man stated. "However, I'd like to hear a more detailed report on this boy's medical situation."

"Of course, Mr. A-Sayf. If you and Mr. Auditore could please follow me." The doctor nodded and handed off the majority of his paperwork to a nurse. He quickly flipped through the remaining papers in his hand, taking a sharp turn as they approached the intensive care ward. The room they were ushered into was practically empty, a window on their right overlooking another room.

Below them a boy lay still on the bed, bandages and cables from the machines nearly hiding him from view. A few nurses wandered the boy's room, checking the monitors and iv drips. The doctor shook his head as he looked down through the window.

"You've been told of the kidnappings and murders of children in Florence?" The two men nodded, faces grim. "This boy was the only survivor. We know that all the children were raped multiple times before being beaten to death. The police were able to catch the suspect before he was able to finish this poor child off. He's already expressed a wish to die. Hopefully, your Social Welfare Agency will be able to help him."

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like starving artist only as a vampire

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I want to see Leonardo get turned into a vampire and, in his love for life and need to not cause harm to it, ends up pretty much starving. Then Ezio comes to pay his best brofriend a visit, either with a new codex page or wounded and bleeding all over the place. Seeing his friend looking like he's dying and staring at Ezio both horrified and looking like he thinks Ezio is a nice piece of bread with cheese and fine wine and maybe some olives and veggie soup, he figures out something is very wrong with Leonardo. This leads to Ezio somehow figuring out Leonardo's a vampire and hasn't eaten at all. Que Ezio offering his arm to poor Leo.

So Anon, would you kindly make this happen?

Re: like starving artist only as a vampire

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...Anon, the mental image I just got from this prompt made me want to cry. Seconding wildly like you won't believe.

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Altair/Malik Fluff

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry to request more AltMal but I really wanted some form of fluff because this anon feels sick-ish. I would love to see a fill with Altair and Malik where one came down with a serious cold and the other takes care of him, I don't mind who's sick.

Bonus points if they have a bath together. I don't mind what happens later, sexytiems is up to the Writer!Anon. My firstborn and cookies to a Writer!Anon who comes by!

Re: Altair/Malik Fluff

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Shiiiit. I love gay bath times. I will try to make this happen, anon. I hope you feel better!

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Shaun/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay so, Danny Wallace likes Ghostbusters.
Danny Wallace = Shaun.

Basically, I want Shaun and Desmond watching Ghostbusters together. Well, Shaun's trying to concentrate on the movie, but Desmond has some other ideas. ;D

Bonus points if Rebecca or Lucy walks in on them.

Re: Shaun/Desmond

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He 'likes' it? What an understatement... XD
youtube.com/watch?v=1R2qqtkYzTE
I can more likely imagine Desmond watching the movie, Shaun nerding non-stop and Desmond trying to shut him up.

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Inventor

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This prompt is similar to one I've seen before, but it's actually based off a dream I had.

Ezio is visiting Leonardo for whatever reason and discovers him inventing sex toys. AND THE ROOM IS FILLED THOUSANDS OF THEM! XD

Bonus if Ezio is at first freaked out, but then gets totally fucked by Leonardo with the toys and likes it. Very submissive+vocal Ezio.

Re: Inventor

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This is hilarious. What would be even better is if the sex toys weren't out in the open, instead they were in every cabinet, box, and drawer. Then Ezio goes to open a closet door and a thousand dildos fall out, burying him alive.

AssCreed talkshow

(Anonymous) 2011-03-14 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What the title says. The AssCreed characters of your choice on a talkshow of your choice (excisting or made up) answering from silly question cards in front of an audience.

MAKE ME LAUGH.

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Seconded for Ezio as the sexy Italian host.

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Sad Leo is sad

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to start by saying I love Leo. But right now I want to make him suffer.
Ezio and Leo are together, only Leo wakes up to find it's been a bitter sweet dream and no; Ezio isn't with him. Cue him being depressed and Ezio is just confused since Leo won't tell him what is wrong and it just becomes this huge ordeal. And erm; yeah. They shouldn't end up together at the end either since this is about making leo miserable.

Re: Sad Leo is sad

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Claiming.

Because I feel like being sad right now.

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