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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Still Got His Mojo

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond sits through the conception of his ancestor, a child of Ezio. Of a very very old Ezio.

Shaun and Rebecca comment on Ezio's virility.

Re: Still Got His Mojo

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
This is something I've often wondered about. I mean, if Desmond is still able to view Ezio's memories when the man was in his late forties, when did he finally spawn Desmond's ancestor? I think Ezio eventually evolved into the Renaissance version of Hugh Hefner, old as dirt and still getting more pussy than anyone else.

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IDGAF How You Do This, Anon

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
After a hard run with the Animus that had been gliching, Desmond wakes up with Altair and Ezio in his bed. Shenanigans ensue. If you can somehow work in that Leonardo is alive and well, I'll love you forever.

Re: IDGAF How You Do This, Anon

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow just... woah; this needs to exist.

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Hair Loss

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Older Ezio, receding hairlines.

I mean, look at his father and uncle.

Re: Hair Loss

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Lord, YES. SOMEONE DO THIS.

A short, stupid fill. Cracky as hell.

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i can see your nipples through that shirt

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hey anons! Looking for art fills, because we don't seem to have enough of those in this meme (though if anyone wants to make a fic fill, I'd love it just as much!). This time of any AC char, man or woman, in a wet shirt-type pose. Or just wet. C'mon, we all know they're packing six packs under there exceptmaybeforShaunLOOOOLahem.

Re: i can see your nipples through that shirt

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be player hating Shaun's moobs.

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(SEMI-)ARTFILL :D

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I haven't seen it yet

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen any mpreg yet :(
Could I please have some? Like, Altaïr actually did kill Maria. He then slept with Malik and they got married, had kids, and lived happily ever after.
Altaïr/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, or Shaun/Desmond please
Umm... But if you choose Altaïr/Malik would you mind making them only have sons? I can't see those two having a girl.
Thank you!

Re: I haven't seen it yet

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I love mpreg, so seconding. Only place I can admit to that is here in the kink meme.

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Fill: Babies All Around 1/?

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Fill: Babies All Around 2/2

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Sexually frustrated Giovanni

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So I was having philosophy class and we were taking up some aspects of social doctrine, specifically motherhood. My teacher said that motherhood is great and all because the connection between a child and a mother is insane... So much so that sometimes the mthers forget about their husbands.

Cue Giovanni/Lorenzo prompt; Marias attention is all for infant Federico and Gio can't do anything but rant to Lorenzo about it. Sexytimes are up to anon but fluff will do as well!

Bonus points to anon if lorenzo's bottom, bonus cookies if it happens on an office desk, my firstborn if gio does not remove his hood through all of this.

Tldr giovanni/lorenzo sexytimes cause maria loves babyfed too much. =D
make me happy anons!

Re: Sexually frustrated Giovanni

(Anonymous) 2011-04-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
SECONDED.
fhjshfst

I can see this being repeated with all four children. and perhaps every successive time, Lorenzo gets excited when he hears that Maria's pregnant lolol.

point being, DO WANT.

Mpreg for the win!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon would like a mpreg story please.
Specifics being -
It should start out in Ezio's time. He is in a relationship with Leonardo and while he is holding the apple he is thinking about how he wants to have a family with Leonardo and the apple ends up giving him the ability to conceive. Which means bottomEzio! But that's not all! Meantime in the present, Desmond is reliving Ezio's memory and is causes him to gain the ability to concieve as well.
So, Ezio and Desmond both have babies in their own time. Shaun/Desmond if that wasn't obvious.

Bonus if Ezio and Desmond are clueless about what's happening to them.

"Leonardo!"
"Il mio amore! What's wrong?"
"Leo....I-I've become fat!"*bursts out in tears*

MAKE ME LAUGH :D

Re: Mpreg for the win!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
This. I normally don't like mpreg, but this is awesome!

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Not the son of a Milanese noble family

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Around the time Ezio faced off with Cesare in Spain, an exceedingly handsome young man came into the household of Leonardo da Vinci, who gladly sheltered him.

Leonardo attributed all that running about the rooftops as something overly energetic young men do. And he must have been getting on in years to find memories of another young man while looking at his new apprentice's back.

It was when Giovan Francesco Melzi used Eagle Vision, that Leonardo realized perhaps Francesco was not really Girolamo Melzi's son as the boy originally claimed.


tldr version:
*Melzi uses Eagle Vision.*
Leonardo: Dear God Ezio how many bastard children do you have? And why am I paying child support for this one?

well...

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
If you think of the random things in fandom as fact, dear Leonardo, then both your favorite assistants are Ezio's bastard children. And those are only the ones you regular, daily contact with. If you can imagine how many others are in the city you are in alone if you have personal contact with two of them, then imagine about the same amount in all the other cities Ezio has ever been in, then add the ones in cities Ezio hasn't been in because the mother was just a tourist that happened to be visiting the city Ezio was in at the time then well...

It would all equal to Ezio fathering half of Italia.

On another note, I second this prompt.

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POCKET POOL

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I want to read about Ezio fondling himself under that godforsaken cape. He's always dicking around with it- flipping it back, adjusting it over his shoulder, sticking his hand under it for his sword- I want him to use it for dubious purposes in public. Maybe he's watching someone and using the cape to cover up how he's fondling himself.

TLDR- Ezio touching himself under the cape.

captcha: Neglect dednt

That's right- Ezio dednt neglect his dick.

Re: POCKET POOL

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
asdlkfjsadlfjafj

my mind exploded

I WANT THIS SO HARD

Oh, BABY!!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Rebecca totally has a hardon for technology. I want to see technophilia up in this kink meme.

Rebecca getting off on the Animus. Grinding, fucking, rubbing- anything goes so long as Baby is the object of desire.

Re: Oh, BABY!!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh PLEASE someone fill this~

Public Sex

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio/Machiavelli (or Leonardo); fucking in public with people watching. some jerking off to them, maybe some even trying to participate by touching them.

Re: Public Sex

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
2nd SO hard!!!1!!!11!!1!!

Ezio x Lucrezia?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone?


This anon just played the new DLC for brotherhood.

It's not a pairing I would normally have ever thought of.

But because of the little, cut scene , I am craving it now.

I want to see Ezio give her that 'comfort' she wants to bad. No tricks up his sleeve.

Make it hot, hard, and let's not forget fast, because her husband will be back soon.

My internets to whomever scratches this itch for me.

Re: Ezio x Lucrezia?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't played the DLC yet (god I want to though) nut just... yeah wooooah; this needs to happen. If no one's taken it by the time I finally get a chance to play it (whenever that will be) I'm so filling. Till then; seconding like a mother fucker!

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Once upon a time, Ezio was a virgin, Ezio/Leo

(Anonymous) 2011-03-16 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Ezio's first time and Leonardo has the honor to pop his cherry.

Re: Once upon a time, Ezio was a virgin, Ezio/Leo

(Anonymous) 2011-03-21 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS.

Come on, anons!

Mysterious Sparkling

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
So, you know how in ACII, "objects of interest" like the wanted posters and chests of money glow and sparkle, and when you get near them you can even hear them?

What if that was something that they can actually see/hear, as a part of their Eagle Vision?

Basically, I want to see Desmond or Altair or Ezio getting a reputation for being able to find lost things (being able to see the sparkles the TV remote's giving off from between the couch cushions) and being able to tell when someone has something they want (Hey, can I have that candy bar you've got in your bag if you're not going to eat it?) and thinking that it's totally normal to be able to hear when there's money hidden in places like the freezer or wherever.

Re: Mysterious Sparkling

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded for it being Desmond wandering around finding random crap everywhere.

And Shaun's porn collection.

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Needles in a Haystack - not a serious fill

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Hit me again!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
(I'm a terrible person.)

I really want someone who is a masochist. Who totally gets off on pain. Their partner could either be into it too and beats the shit out of them during sex, or is rather uncomfortable, but goes along with it anyway. No dubcon or noncon.

I want someone totally getting off whenever someone hits them. Just...totally slaps them across the room. I want bruises in the morning, anons!

Re: Hit me again!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED SO HARD. I NEED THIS, FELLOW ANONS.

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EZIO IS THE ULTIMATE FANBOY!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
TENACIOUS D - CLASSICO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5VhszQ4Srw

"Can't you see he's the man
Let me hear you applaud
He is more than a man
HE'S A SHINY GOLDEN GOD!"

Basically I want Fanboy!Ezio going around correcting anyone who refers to Altair as anything less than God's gift to Assassins, and spreading the Altair love.

Bonus points if he writes odes to Altair and bursts into song singing the above. LOL

Just fun Ezio fanboying, Anon! You know you want it too!
You will have my love forever ♥

Re: EZIO IS THE ULTIMATE FANBOY!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, Ezio with an Altair action figure. Ezio getting caught playing with his.....action figures, and screaming 'THEY'RE NOT DOLLS OMG FUUUUU I STAB U IN THE FACE'

Like playing with dolls like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqmBOPasSo

no really LIKE THAT.

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I do have one thing to say about thus prompt, if the minstrels sang like this I wouldn't send them into groups of poisoned homicidal guards so often.

I swear, there should be a trophy for creative ways to kill those fuckers, cause I got dozens of em.

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Direct Decendant?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 07:58 am (UTC)(link)

Desmond continues to go through an aging Ezio's memories, right? The question always comes up on when Ezio carries on his line. However, Ezio has a couple children already (can be from lady of anon's choice.) While Subject 16 is a descendant from these kids, Desmond is not.

What nobody knows is that Ezio is immortal from his exposure to the Apple. Ezio ended up around the Farm that Desmond is from and had slept with a woman there (romantic, fling - also your choice.) See where I'm going with this? Desmond is conceived. Being Ezio's son, Desmond continues to synchronize with the genetic memories.

Bonus points: Ezio had actually been a part of Desmond's childhood.

(This is what happens when you're sick, dead tired, and reading through Ezio!spawn prompts.)

Re: Direct Decendant?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. This prompt is fantastic. I second this like crazy!

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Solitary Spectors

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Solitary Spectors pt 2

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Solitary Spectors 7 [1/2]

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(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Pariah/Ilaro Lombardi has kidnapped Smuggler/Lia de Russo for some sexcapades after spying on her doing her smuggling thang and becoming smitten with her. Basically, dub-con bloodplay, lots of tying up involved.



all of my children if someone gets Prowler/Il Lupo in there to make it a threeway and very consentual. :D

OOOOOOOR if that's not your cuppa tea:

PROBABLY PROJECT LEGACY SPOILERS IDUNNO but let's say Fiora did survive Cesare's wrath. Barely. And Faustina Collari/The Thief, finds her and nurses her back to health.

with her vagina.


whaaaat?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Each and every word in your prompt:

SECONDED!

I'd do one of the two, but... I'm struggling with another prompt!

(no subject)

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Ezio/Salai

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Same but opposite prompt of Altair/OMC a little way back.

Salai is an assassin and has major hots for Ezio. He does everything he can think of to seduce the older man.

Ezio does not want young, attractive male assassin. Ezio is not gay. Ezio does everything he can think of to stop the young man trying to get in his knickers.

It would be awesome if this could have some punching, pushed-to-the-wall-hidden-blade-poking-neck threats, attempted gay 'curing' via doctor and prostitutes, sending the youth on dangerous, far away missions, and finally some public humiliation which finally drives Salai away... To Leonardo.

Bonus points is Ezio realises he misses/wants Salai, goes after him and gets a very solid 'No, fuck off' (because after being such a dick, he doesn't deserve Salai-loving)

Re: Ezio/Salai

(Anonymous) 2011-03-17 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding!

Desmond or 16 experiences his ancestor being tortured

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Altair or Ezio is tortured for information by the Templars. It's brutal and horrifying but no disfigurement/dismembering please. Of course, neither Altair nor Ezio would break so it goes on for a long time - days, weeks of isolation, sleep-deprivation, starvation etc alternated with brutal torture.

Normally whoever's running the Animus, whether it's Vidic at Abstergo or the modern-day Assassin kids would pull the subject out of such a horrifically painful memory and skip him ahead - otherwise the subject could have all kinds of problems synchronising in future. Even Vidic would know this is not a good idea.

Problem is, this memory contains essential information (maybe one of the torturers says something important or there's some detail of the surroundings) and they don't know when this will be revealed. So there's no way to get the info except for the subject to fully experience the whole thing. So in he goes.

Cue repeated desynchs as the subject struggles to remain in the memory and his body rejects it. He has to somehow find a way to achieve mind-over-matter to stay synched. Angst, nightmares, Skinner-rat like physiological panic reactions to being strapped in the animus; h/c, etc etc.

Maybe this is what drove 16 nutty as a fruit bar? Maybe Desmond decides to man-up and says "if my ancestor could endure this without breaking, I can too" and wants to get it over with and insists on being left in the animus without taking a break, and Shaun finally respects him and stops making wisecracks at his expense... whatever...

Also, I really want to see the subject admiring his ancestor for his endurance and courage and thinking "wow, I wonder if I would be able to resist so well in that situation", and then finding out - actually, I am doing just that by remaining in the memory.

The torture could involve anything except, as I said, no dismembering or serious disfigurement. Points for historically accurate torture devices of your chosen timeframe, but this is not essential.

Sorry to make this so specific, I wonder if I should just write the damn thing myself.

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NEVER HAVE I WANTED ANYTHING SO BAD.

SECONDED WITH THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD.

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Hockey!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Just got home from a hockey game and now I can't get the image of the AC boys playing out of my head. Would love some ice-hockey shenanigans. Though I do think Malik would have a hard time with only one arm...the manager maybe?

Bonus points if there is some sexy-times back in the locker room, because everyone gets naked up in there!

Re: Hockey!

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my fucking god! This needs to be filled so hard! We've had soccer prompts and basketball prompts, even one involving football; this is (as far as I've seen) the only hockey prompt! Seconding with a burning!!

Captch: eaAss turnover

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CLAIMED.

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Aggressive Legacy

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DRIVE-BY ANON SAYS:

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SEX EDUCATION

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
So anyway, Ezio has to teach the Novices about sex, and it goes like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02KFm67uIc&feature=player_detailpage#t=221s

Oh yeah and the Novices are actual 5 year olds.....and instead of dolls it's La Volpe, Leonardo, Claudia, and Maria(yes HIS MOM) he's using as demonstrative tools. WHILE HE'S PORKING IT FROM BEHIND.

Machiavelli walks in on it, and jizzes in his pants.

It is agreed that Ezio is a bad sex ed teacher or person, or just a monster in general, and all of the children are traumatized.

BONUS POINTS if everyone is wearing fingerless gloves.

Re: SEX EDUCATION

(Anonymous) 2011-04-05 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! Ezio would be a monster like that. I can imagine the children pleading for him to stop but he'd be like, " No, this is natural!"

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altair: id, ego, super-ego

(Anonymous) 2011-03-18 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
The Apple splits Altair into three different aspects of his personality, basically a "good", a "bad", and an emotionless, rational third. Malik hates all three of them and wants his ONE Altair back.

Anon would love it if it had an Altair/Malik flavor to it, but that isn't necessary. (Maybe id!Altair could try to forcibly have sex with Malik, only to be interrupted by a horrified ego!Altair while super-ego!Altair does the logical thing and asks, but that leads to the most disappointing, boring sex because super-ego!Altair is, well, boring and systematic, lol.)

SOMEONE FILL THIS RIGHT NOW

(Anonymous) 2011-03-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I will give you all my internets. ALL OF THEM

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Taking this up

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I just lulled so hard

(Anonymous) 2011-03-19 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I was playing AC:B on the PC just now and found myself in need of a horse, so I had Ezio yank some guy of his steed. And as the guy fell down he started screaming at Ezio.

Now, I probably misheard what he said, I doubt Ubisoft would put something like that in the game, maybe it was just my perverted mind changing the words to make me hear something nice, but the guy yelled at Ezio: "Do you need a spanking? FINE!"

I laughed. So. Hard.

THE PROMPT: spanking, Ezio on the receiving end. I don't care who delivers it, and I don't care if it's based on the above yanking-guy-from-horse thing or not. For all I care Ezio just yanked Cesare-in-disguise off his horse and it goes from there. Go wild, have fun, I'll leave it up to the writer. Follow up smut is always appreciated but not needed. If it does happen, I'd prefer Ezio on the receiving end too.

Writer!anon, please make me wriggle and squirm in delight because this meme needs more spanking.

Re: I just lulled so hard

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Um.

It is HISTORICAL FACT that Cesare went around in disguise, trying to determine what the people thought of him and trap them into disparaging him... whereupon he woudl proceed to have them tortured.

THIS PROMPT IS TOTALLY AMAZING, ANONS, and needs to be filled!! Pleaseee...

Cesare spanking Ezio, yes yes yes

I need it

Captcha: "Ageing foorian"... make of that what you will

Pseudo-Timelords?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-19 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I have always been a fan of the plot device that the Apple can cause immortality. Well, I want to
see Ezio and Leo as immortals who go through history and eventually end up meeting Desmond and co. Ezio could still be an assassin or the two could just be living like an adorable married couple. I just want to see them pass through time.

Re: Pseudo-Timelords?

(Anonymous) 2011-03-19 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon is working on a long fic with this as a theme; if no one else fills it (lol or even if someone does) I'll link it here when it goes up. It may be a while. XD

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