asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

The Last of His Days

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god Anons go read the last bit of Malik and Maria and Altair's wikia entries. Words cannot describe my rage. Highlight request below:

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Just a small personal note but I never saw the books as canon. That is my little bit of comfort as they contradict what happens in the games.

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NOT ENOUGH DESMOND/SHAUN

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not picky. Anything during/post-Brotherhood will do :)
If you want to tie it in to Revelations all the better.

I just some Des/Shaun <3

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
........I may have to fill for you. Can it be set after Revelations, so Des is out of his coma?

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TITLE THIS

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Okay... This anon is high on sugar and this is going to be long /facepalm
It is assumed that Cesare was born on 1475 but it could also be 1476, from wiki?
So anon was running it through her head... and this monstrosity came up.

What if Rodrigo kidnapped Ezio before or during execution and made him as his
slave/sex-toy/etc? Abusing the power of apple (he didn't have it then, but just
running with the idea) Ezio gets pregnant and eventually give birth to a boy.
Even though he loathes Rodrigo, he cares for his son, but other assassins rescue
Ezio and he gets separated from his son. All of them believe his son is a lost
cause since because of his abusive father. And believe him to have died.

Many years later, Ezio overcoming traumatic experience, becomes grand master
of brotherhood again like Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and infiltrate Rome.
While trying to kill Rodrigo, he confronts Cesare.
.........Who is glowing blue in eagle vision.

Whether Cesare knows of Ezio and relationship between them or not is up to anons.
Or even whether it would just be h/c family, or a bit of Oedipus complex?
It's all up to writer-anons! Have fun!

tl;dr Cesare is Ezio's son. Oedipus complex? Or Family H/C?

God, I need to lay down sugars/facepalm

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
My fucking God.
SECONDED WITH THE INTENSITY (rofl, I just wrote intestines) OF ONE THOUSAND BURNING ANUSES.
...or, I suppose in this case it would be vaginas. Or manginas.

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Leo back in time

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Browsing through the AC kink meme- I haven't seen anyone yet fill a prompt involving Leonardo playing with the Apple and goes back in time. D:
I seen Altair in Ezio's Time and with Ezio vice versa.

So why not Leonardo accidently arrives back in Altair time?
Of course he would attract unwanted attention because of the way he looks,dressed. So Maybe Altair saves him and take him back to the Assassin's HQ.

I like to think Malik and Leonardo would get along respectfully.

Also around this time Altair is writing the Codex pages, maybe Leonardo is helping him?
Hence why Leonardo is able to translate, decipher them in the future.

Finally when Leonardo does return back to his own timeline.Later Ezio brings him back a Codex page and as Leonardo translates it as usual he find's it's slightly different from the others.It's Altair goodbye and thank you message to him.

This fic dosen't really need any pairings.But up to fill-anon if they wish too :)

Thanks for reading!

Re: Leo back in time

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, Anon. I'm working on a very similar premise to an Altair/Leonardo fill. Now I'm not sure whether to post the fill here or at the other one, haha. How exactly does this work?

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Prower(Il Lupo)/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
This is an idea that came to me yesterday, it's rather long but bear with me and feel free to ask questions if it doesn't make sense.

I see the Prowler as a suvival orientated person who dosen't even understand the concept of loyalty. He may work for one person or another but only because it unltimatly benefits him.

When the Borgia start to lose power it becomes useless and indeed dangerous to work for them. So he chucks his cape and blade and disapears becoming just another random citizen. He then finds some guards and gets himself into abit of trouble just as Ezio is rounding the corner.

Before you know it Il Lupo is an assassin right at the heart of the order and growing very "close" to dear Ezio.

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This sounds amaziiinggg~
SECONDED WITH THE POWER OF MY VAGINA
sorry, that sounded weird...

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Happy Times

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
After Creed-wiki added the new Book infos for Malik(http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Malik_A-Sayf)

This anon here REALLY needs some happiness.
Can i request some happy, fluffy Altair x Malik please?
Something that makes me all fuzzy and happy inside, maybe with some slow gentle love making thrown in?

The world needs more HAPPY!Malik and HAPPY!Altair, as much as i love angst.

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Ezio/Leo annoying guards

(Anonymous) 2011-06-26 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So anon is in this bored mood and wats some Ezio/Leo. Maybe Ezio buys Leonardo that doll he wanted when they have arrived to Venice and he is like floating from happynes, bunch of awkward huge and pecks (nothing more here, nope nope) but guards visit Leanardo that night, making fun of him, burning bluepeint and destroying the doll. And Leo's afraid to tell Ezio since he's that that was expensive and shit. Please?

My anus burns for this

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Awwwwwee yisss

AU mpreg... Malik!?

(Anonymous) 2011-06-27 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Other than the horrible news of what happened to Malik, which hurt me badly inside, i also read that he had a son. I know that male pregnancy is considered weird among some people, but i can't stop thinking about this idea! OTL

So i want to see something like this between Malik and Altair, preferably Malik carrying the child.
It can be set in a weird situation, like the moment the two of them just found out about Malik having a baby they have awkward celebration sex or they're hanging out at Ezio and Leo's apartment and suddenly Malik's water(?) breaks, que PANIC.

bonus babies (BABYPUNINTENTEDLOL) if Altair's happy manly tears are involved when Malik's gives painful as fuck birth because he's finally a father or the sentence "It felt like pulling your bottom lip over your head and to the back of your neck." comes from an exhausted afterbirth Malik.

HOLY TITS, THIS PROMPT LOOKS DIFFICULT FOR A WRITERANON, I'M SORRY~

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I really want to see this myself too!
Malik preganant- oh shit he be even more fiesty/grumpy

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-27 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay my head-canon Altaïr is secretly a crybaby soooo

5 times Malik caught Altaïr crying.

asdfg why am I so weird.

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Oh, do want. And now that you say that, I just know crybaby!Altair is going to wiggle his way into at least one version of my headcanon as well. XD

SECONDING and wishing I had some grasp of 5-times-fic myself...

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AC/Fast and Furious AU Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-06-27 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
So I just got back from seeing Fast Five (I know, not the best movie , but it was fun) and immediately thought of all of those hot assassins tooling around and doing bank heists and whatnot in exotic locales in those beautiful cars, so now I want an AU.

Altair and Malik are Interpol detectives hot on the trail of Ezio's gang of thieves in Italy. Ezio works in the gang with his brother, Federico, and the two are funded by their father, Giovani the gang leader, who's married to Maria (who knows exactly the type of "business" he runs). Their daughter Claudia manages the gang's accounts, her uncle Mario is the weapons expert, their dear old friend Machiavelli plans the bank heists, and their car mechanic is the brilliant Leonardo.

The Auditores are already under investigation by dirty Interpol cops, Rodrigo, his son, Cesare and his daughter, Lucrezia, who is a corrupt district attorney. But instead of arresting the Auditores, they attempt to bribe them. It goes bad and the Borgia cops kill Federico, Giovani, and Petrucio. On top of that, the Borgia boys, with the help of District attorney Lucrezia, pin the murders on a rival car/thieves gang, led by Lucy, and offer a HUGE bounty for the rest of Ezio's gang.

Lucy's gang consists of her brilliant mechanic, Rebecca, her point man, Shaun, who plots the heists, and their weapons expert Desmond. Meanwhile, Altair and Malik are assigned by their captain, officer Maria Thorpe, who also is the boss of Rodrigo and Cesare, to go undercover in Ezio's gang and figure out why this Ezio "thug" is killing people in the underworld.

Ezio snatches Desmond, and after questioning him, realizes he and Lucy's had nothing to do with the murders. Not to mention, her gang is smaller and would never be stupid enough to cross him. So they propose an alliance, uniting the gangs in order to 1.) Wipe out the Borgia, and 2.) Try to stay one step ahead of Interpol.

Hijinks ensue, Altair and Malik find themselves seduced by the carefree, independent lifestyle of the gang and join them. Captain Maria Thorpe, being played by the Borgia, send Cesare to hunt them all down, including Altair and Malik, though she gives Cesare explicit instructions that she wants them ALIVE (she believes in justice, after all). However, Maria finds out when Altair corners her in her apartment, that she's been played. So she confronts the Borgia, who try to kill her.

Cesare, wanting all the glory for himself, kills his father in his apa

Re: AC/Fast and Furious AU Crossover

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Misfire! As I didn't finish the prompt! :-(

Anyway, Cesare kills his father during Maria's confrontation, but pins it on her. This forces Maria to go on the run since she's a wanted fugative for killing "respected" Interpol agent, Rodrigo. So she seeks out Altair and Malik, who take her in with Ezio and Lucy's united gang.

Eventually, Ezio suceeds in killing Cesare. He then warns Lucrezia that if she comes anywhere near them, they'll kill her too. Unfortunately, Altair, Malik and Maria are still fugatives. But it's cool; driving fast cars and doing bank heists are a hell of a lot more fun than being a cop anyway.

You can do canon or slash pairings, I don't care, so long as the girls aren't neglected in general. Have fun!

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Between a rock and a hard place

(Anonymous) 2011-06-27 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
So in Brotherhood you get to send your apprentices all over the place doing assassin things in order to become kick ass.

I figured apprentices would be given more easy tasks at the beginning, like pickpocketing and stuff like that being slowly climbing up to the serious stuff like stabbing Templar's in the eye.

So here's the prompt; One of the apprentices is given a mission that involves infiltrating some guy's house to find evidence that he's working with the Templars. So it's a fairly 'safe' mission, like I dunno, stealing some documents from his desk while the guy is at the party and there's only a dozen guards patrolling the whole house.

So while the Apprentice manages to get in and find the documents they're interrupted by two guards. Que hiding under the desk or in a wardrobe or something. (Maybe one of the guards is one of those massive Knights? Seriously, they still manage to kick my ass)

However the two don't leave and instead decide to be rebellious by fucking one another in their 'bosses' room. Like against the wardrobe the Apprentice is hiding in.

But have the Apprentice being all freaked out, not getting turned on or anything. Like "What the hell are they doing- OMG D: "

SUPER BONUS if the Apprentice includes that in their report to Ezio.
(I could imagine his face; ' :| Wut.' )

TL;DR While on his/her first real mission, an Assassin Apprentice gets stuck in a wardrobe as two guards start screwing one another against it.

Crap, this is stupidly long prompt...

Re: Between a rock and a hard place

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This is hilarious and awesome. I NEED to see Ezio make that face!!

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Dark!Kadar/Altair, Robert/Altair +Malik?

(Anonymous) 2011-06-27 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
So uh decided to actually work my courage up to post this right before I go to work. I don't believe it's been done before so I'm gonna throw it out there:

Kadar has always been totally in love/obsessed with Alty since the day he met him and like is secretly super/mega/epic jealous of his brother for always hogging the eagle's attention (whether because of Alty's romantic feelings for him or just plain out rivalry is up to anon) but hides it cuz he think he's no match for his brother and will never be able to win Altair's affections. So sometime before Solomon's Temple happens, he meets Robert de Sable (oh dear...) who has seen Altair once before (Alty seemed to know who he was during Solomon's Temple so... we're gonna say they met/exchanged blades once before idk anon do whatever you want with that too :/) and finds himself also attracted to the eagle, admitting to Kadar that he had on more than one occasion dreamed of taking him. Hard. (oh double dear...). The two find that despite being warriors on different sides of the battlefield, they do have something in common: their absolute obsession for the Eagle of Masyaf. Cue "Oh shit, I don't like you how dare you think about MY Altair like that?-oh wait hold on, maybe if we work together we can get what we want" plotting. (Oh fucking hell...)

Cue Solomon's Temple and Altair's "Stupid Bitch!" moment (:/... WHAT?) and Kadar's "death" which is, of course, staged so that later on Kadar will be able to meet up with Robert and they can continue on with their plan "Kidnap Eagle".

Cue plan "Kidnap Eagle". IDC how you do this anon, just make sure it's done and that he has to be alone (as in, no Malik just yet) cuz afterwards, Altair wakes up in a cell to find Robert standing over him and would have shanked his ass if he wasn't tied up (mmm... assassins in bondage). Robert then proceeds to show him a captured (maybe slightly beaten up?) but ALIVE Kadar and easily bribes Altair into become his (and Kadar's) sex slave. LOTS of sexy bottom!Altair times ensues (because I admit bottom!Altair is my biggest AC kink...). And then afterwards Malik comes to save Altair but upon seeing his brother alive and well (pfft...) at first is glad/happy/ecstatic but then he figures what Kadar has REALLY been up to this whole time... LOTS of ANGST! D:

Whether or not Altair is saved or remains Kadar and Robert's slave is totally up to writer!anon. Whether by the end of this it remains Kadar/Altair, Robert/Altair, Robert/Altair/Kadar or changes to Malik/Altair, Malik/Altair/Kadar is also totally up to writer!anon.
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Bonus points if writer!anon puts in bondage and blindfolds (maybe a device so that Altair doesn't know it's Kadar he's riding? :D)

More bonus points if Altair finds out the other person besides Robert fucking him is Kadar (and at first thinks it's because he's being forced to by Robert so doesn't comment on it)

Super bonus points if Alty finds out that Kadar has been in on the whole Solomon's Temple/Alty's kidnapping maybe from a conversation between the two who thinks he's asleep or even if Kadar admits to it later on? And then is conflicted because though he is angry at being tricked he also believes it to be his fault (like "Oh god, if I had been more aware of his feelings" or something like that)

Super bonus points if Alty DOESN'T find out Kadar has been in on it the whole time and MALIK finds out while attempting to save Altair and sees Kadar fucking Altair (who's blinded/cuffed/gagged/etc) through the mattress. Kadar upon noticing Malik, SMIRKS at him.

Major Fucking Bonus points if before the whole plan goes off Kadar dreams about fucking Alty's brains out and when he actually does, it feels WAY MORE mind blowing (LOL) irl.

My fucking virginity and any sexual favors that writer!anon wants if Kadar and Robert DP Alty!!!! :DDDDD

...anon feels that this prompt is wayyy too fucking long and is VERY SORRY D: Does anyone feel like making my life?...anyone? ;A;
...ok I'll head off to work now...

Re: Dark!Kadar/Altair, Robert/Altair +Malik?

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Hnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhh. Hnnnggalkjlkjalsjdfoiowieojfojiflkj.
...ahem. I mean.... about this.
This is the most awesome filled prompt I've seen yet. I'd totally fill it, but I don't have the attention span to write much more than oneshot porn. D:

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Altair wants YOU alt/mal

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I totally posted this in the wrong spot earlyer XD I would write myself but I'm horrible at sexy scenes

Altair is addicted to sex and jumps whoever crosses his path Malik is jealous and makes sure he is around whenever Altair gets horny

I will love forever the anon who fills this

Bartolomeo love?

(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Going through the meme, I noticed a distinct lack of Bartolomeo D'Alviani stories. Can I get some Bartolomeo love, please, anons? D:

I really love Bartolomeo/Pantisilea, so maybe something sweet between the two of them. If you're of a smutty mind, maybe Pantisilea wants to "thank" Bartolomeo for saving her from the Baron de Valois in Brotherhood. If you have a taste for cracky stories, perhaps Pantisilea is trying to get rid of Bianca because she feels like Bartolomeo is creepily obsessed with the sword...only to find that it just keeps coming back even when she's done things like drop it in the river.

Or anything really, so long as it's Bartolomeo/Pantisilea. Go nuts, dear anons!

Re: Bartolomeo love?

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Whoops, I spelled Bartolomeo's name wrong...D'Alviano. Fail!Anon is fail...

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Badass Fencer Leonardo!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
So I've been reading a book about the Renaissance, and there was a big long chapter about Leonardo Da Vinci. At the end of the chapter the book said that Leonardo was very physically fit, was said by his contemporaries to be able to bend a horseshoe with his bare hands, and was also an expert fencer.

So my prompt is that somehow Ezio figures out Leonardo is a great fencer and is all LOLWHUT? Then, not really believing it, he challenges Leonardo to a sparring match and Leo kicks his ass. ^^

Bonus points if an Assassin Apprentice is watching from somewhere and goes back to base to tell everyone about how "Il Maestro" got his butt handed to him by this artist who no one thought was any good at fighting.

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Seconded! I love Badass!Leo.

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Ezio/Lucy, modern!times

(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Just what the title says, but please no bleeding effect!Desmond. I don't care how it happens, or even if it's an AU, but I want Ezio charming Lucy right off her feet. Jealous!Des would be awesome, but I would be okay with it not happening. Shaun and Rebecca finding it all amusing would be best.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow.
I had no idea I wanted this.

Jelly!Desmond would be hilarious also.

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Papa!Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about you, but I don't see Ezio ever having a proper family (more like accidentally knocking someone up). So what I want to see is Ezio being all fatherly to his adoptive family, his recruits.

Bonus points for Ezio having to deal with 'sibling' rivalry.
Bonus bonus points for awkward!Ezio trying to console/give romance advice to a recruit.
My soul/firstborn for Mama!Leonardo.

Actually, I kind of want to see Malik and Altair in this position too...

So either or.

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Eeep Papa!Ezio is my weakness.

Seconded <3

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Do we have any Artists up in here?

[identity profile] kyuohki.livejournal.com 2011-06-28 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
De-anoning and going for the shameless begging. This isn't a prompt, and I don't know if this'll get me yelled at or not.

I have a friend on dreamwidth who just wrote an awesome, epic AU based in AC2 for the Hardmode Big Bang. Her fic is amazing - I was able to beta it, and it ends around 10,000-ish words. This thing will turn into an extremely long Epic Fic after this initial post is done, though. She's got a lot of stuff planned. :D It will be wonderful AU.

The problem is that not one media creator (i.e. artist/music mixer) has picked her fic up. (There aren't many fans of AC on dreamwidth, apparently.) We have about a week before the last deadline. I really, *really* want her to get something awesome for her fic. She deserves it for all the work and detail she put into it.

I know an extension can be worked out with the mod of the big bang, so you might get longer than a week to complete this if you're interested.

Here's a link to the main page of Hardmode:
hardmode.dreamwidth.org/

And here's a link to the story summary list: (Her fic is at the very top)
hardmode.dreamwidth.org/9298.html

Or if you don't want to go to the site, here's the summary:
"Through a twist of fate, the trial of the Auditores did not end with them hanging. Instead, saved at the last second, Giovanni looks at his life and starts to make changes to secure the future of his children. One of these is the repairing of the hidden blade, which leads him to the workshop of Leonardo da Vinci. Realizing the man's potential, he deals with a few situations at once, and works out an apprenticeship with the artist for one of his sons." (Guess which son. C'mon, guess! >:D)

tl; dr: THIS IS NOT A PROMPT! SHAMELESS BEGGING FOR AN ARTIST FOR FRIEND'S FIC! SEE ABOVE FOR DETAILS!

Re: Do we have any Artists up in here?

[identity profile] lyntek.livejournal.com 2011-06-28 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aw crap. T_T I'd offer, except my monitor's currently blown and the guys at the shop are confident that replacing the adapter would make it work again, but they're having trouble finding a matching adapter so I'm currently at their mercy (and this laptop's too slow to handle my programs). Also, I still owe someone from help-japan, so I'll be doing that first once my PC's not out of commission anymore.

The fic sounds great! I hope an artist way better than me (and there are tons out there, haha) picks it up! You could try asking in LJ's nothingtrue community as well, and poking AC community owners over at Deviantart like DeeNuke for help on spreading the word?

Rooting for you and your friend! ♥

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1260 Masyaf

(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hulagu Khan x Tazim Al-Sayf.

The man who orchestrated his grandfather's murder was finally dead, his wretched castle laid to waste, the members of his secretive sect at long last captured.

Hulagu Khan takes it upon himself to interrogate the sect's 2nd in command. The conqueror questions the captive why his people would block the path of progress. The captive questions the invader why he cannot see the road of madness upon which he has embarked.

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This is epic.

[identity profile] forkinsocket.livejournal.com 2011-06-28 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm back with 110% more terrible mod-ing

I'm here to apologize about the comments/post that sometimes don't show up. I know it's frustrating and even more so when you have to try again and again and then the original comment appears later and you start flipping tanks.

Livejorunal has apparently put a "suspicious comment" filter up, which does help me filter out the spam bots, but will also filter most things with links and other random post. I will promise you that I will get on every day to check these comments and make sure your post gets up and if it doesn't appear feel free to contact me be it livejournal or any other form of communication (skype/tumblr/twitter) and I will jump on that instant and clear it.

I am sorry for any inconveniences this has caused, I will be willing to get rid of any double post if you link them to me.

Thank you for putting up with me for three parts and about a year and a half.
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(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
If things are too hard, you could consider creating a community. I'm not 100% LJ literate, but wouldn't that allow you to nominate other mods? You'd only need one or two extra volunteers to ease the burden of all the comments you have to moderate.

Also, we should be the ones thanking you for organising this entire wonderful thing.

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Altair/Malik/(Maria), happily ever after

(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
In the light of the terrible information about Malik and Maria revealed in Altair's article about The Last Crusade book in the AC wiki, I'd like to request a fic where all three live together happily ever after as a menage-a-trois.

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SECONDED. Because after reading that BS from Bowden's book, I absolutely NEED a happy ending . To the point where in my headcanon, Altair just stored fake memories in the Apple/5 seals of everyone's supposed, horriffic demise to throw people off the scent of him, Malik, and Maria living happily to the end of their days in order to hide the fact that the threesome is actually still alive and immortal through the Apple.

Because there is no way that Malik, Maria and their son go out like that. NO. FREAKIN'. WAY.

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EZIO/ALTAIR - SLASH OR PLATONIC

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
In light of the recent spoilers of The Secret Crusade...

..I want Ezio and Altair arguing about whose life sucks more. Make it funny. Or having any sort of argument. Old!Ezio & Ghost!Altair? Go for it? Both Alive? Go for it too.

Humor fic, please. The news = too depressing ;__;

You can slash them if you want.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww- so much want ;_;

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AC: R horror? Maybe not? Maybe just AC: R sadness?

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, anyone know the Night Castle song by TSO?
No? Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibvo-I_rZjc

Altair's soul has been trapped and forever wonders Masyaf all alone and depressed after certain spoilerific events that were just released.

Ezio is running around an empty/scary Masyaf (in a dream?), led by the ghost of Altair.
On the way he is experiencing something like Desmond's bleeding effect and sees flashes of Altair's very very very tragic life. And feels his pain.

Finally he finds ghost!Altair writing in some dungeon, with pages of ghost!Codex spread all around. Ezio reads them and is horrified because they detail future events or somehow contain teh death of people he knows/or his own. Or he realizes Altair's soul has been trapped here forever writing for/guiding future Assassins.

I don't know. Just want sadghost!Altair, creepy!Masyaf and scared!Ezio.

Check out the lyrics of the song, btw:

I have been this way before
Check each window
Every door
For a passage through
This night
This night

But each hallway
Ends the same
Every door's been
Checked in vain
For a way to reach that light
That light

As I move in deeper
Towards this castle's keeper
Every stair seems steeper
Am I risking my own life
My life

Then a falcon in the air
Looking down
Returns my stare
While she's circling around
Around

Then she dives straight towards a
Wall
Then she isn't there at all
And is gone without a sound
No sound

I have no choice but to follow
What was solid now is hollow
Stairways hidden behind curtains
Realizing nothing is certain

Suddenly up stairs I'm climbing
Then through hallways twisted,
Winding
This falcon on her endeavor
Do these stairs just go forever
On

And in that room
An old man sitting there
He's writing notes
And drops them in the air

Somewhere outside
Upon an ocean breeze
Which takes them out
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(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, that's lovely. Do want! :DD

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I'll Never Look At Ice Cream The Same Way Again. Ever.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
This video has been giving me all raunchy ideas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w02QxQZGQc

Artfill or Fic, I don't care it's up to you. Someone make Altair dance to this song. Or be included in this video. While eating ice cream. Suggestively.

Bonus if however Malik will react to Altair.
Double bonus if Ezio and Desmond included.

Desmond's ancestors have yet to experience the greatness that is ice cream, I mean?

You can add other characters as well.

Re: I'll Never Look At Ice Cream The Same Way Again. Ever.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding this so hard, because I really want to see Altaïr dancing like that.

All of my female boners.

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Shadow of the Colossus

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
This sorta came to me while watching videos for Shadow of the Colossus on Youtube. (that and I was probably high again)

AU time. Here's the idea, Desmond plays the role as the Wanderer with Lucy as Mono. Lucy gets sacrificed (TWCB? Templars?) and Desmond, desperate to have her back, steals the Piece of Eden (the sword would be fitting) and heads off to the "Forbidden Land" to find Dormin (aka Altair) who had been sealed away. The only way for him to free Altair is by slaying 9 colossi (Altair's targets).

Oh and cuz I'm a sucker for having all 3 assassins together, I suppose you could make Ezio Agro (Italian Stallion!) ...yeah running outta characters here.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
While totally seconded, that is the problem with SotC, isn't it? There's, like, no characters.