asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 1
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Discussion

someone-a gonna get hurt real bad

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
In light of the new Secret Crusade book, may I please have fic of Malik paying a visit to either Oliver Bowden or Ubisoft to give them a satisfying punch in the face (literal or otherwise)? Doesn't have to be Malik, can be your AC character of choice.

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I second this, i second this with the force of a billion suns and i will offer my first born to the writer!anon who fills this

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Unlucky 13

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
In honour of page 13, I'd like to see a Friday the 13th fic.

Uh... Not Jason, just the day.

Let bad luck hijinx ensue!

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This has the potential for much lulz.
Seconded.

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Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-06-29 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
“And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it’s already happened.”
— Douglas Coupland

I want something based off that quote. Something very emotionally damaging happens to Altair (Sexual Assault, Loss of a limb, etc.) and he never fully recovers from it. This makes Malik uncomfortable- he just wants the old Altair back and to think it will never happen is heartbreaking.

It can be platonic or slash- just do whatever fits best for you. :)

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe just Malik survives the Bowden character massacre and watches Altair grieve over his wife and son.

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I feel we need more crazy in here.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Could anon request a Desmond/Subject 16 fic? There really aren't enough of them.
BONUS POINTS if Shaun starts to get suspicious/jealous somehow. I'm not sure how that would fit in, buuuuuuut...
:)

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
YES. We totally need more 16/Desu

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OMNOMNOMNOM, MY PROMPT.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Previously there was a prompt on Leonardo knowing fencing.

How about Ezio teaching it to Leonardo?

Either art or fic is fine, but bonus if there is an eventual build up into fluff/smut(writer's choice) for fic.

unexpected boner

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Want

Toys

(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon seriously needs some fill for their kink. Malik fucking Altair with toys: dildo, vibrator, the hilt of a knife, whatever just some toy play please.

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Assassins in Love

(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to see a The Baker (aka Assassin in Love) crossover, with:

Desmond as Milo
Altaïr as Bjorn
Ezio as Rhiannon
Malik as Leo

And end it with Altaïr/Desmond?
Bonus points if you include the pickled egg scene <3
(here's hoping someone's actually seen this movie)

Not a very prompt-y prompt

(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have much by way of prompt, just an odd idea.

I'd like to see a 'collaborative' fic. Different writer!anons take turns writing a fic. The only rule Would be that a writer anon could only write a 4300 character (or whatever the character limit is per post) section at a time, and can't post twice in a row. I guess an exception could be made if there's no other post in 24 hours or something...

Oh god, this mint just lead to chaos...

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How did I not notice I put mint instead of might? Fecking auto-correct...

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FILL ABOVE. D:

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WINGS continued : Altair/Malik

(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I had this dream whilst I fell asleep on the bus due to my addiction to Kink Meme: What if the ability to have wings could also be transmitted sexually (by coughcomingcough inside them and biting them simultaneously) so Malik finds out about Altair's wings, they develop a relationship, they have sex... (Note: no one knows that they can be spread this way, Altair's dad was there to give him te whole Birds and Bees talk so no one knows about this) a few weeks later Malik notices two bulges in his back (so does Maria -who's hanging round Masyaf at the time and knows about Altair's problem- and Altair) cue extreme pain a few days later and Malik being very angry at Altair "Novice, you gave my fucking wings!" ( Kadar would have had them but, you know, Solomon's Temple and all...) This is where my dream got even weirder, somewhere along the way, Malik and altair have sex again, and via the apple or wings or some shit, he gets pregnant. Thus malik ends up with a bulge at the front and two at the back, plus two increadbly painful moments ahead, meanwhile Maria, Rauf, the Dais, and EVERYONE at Masyaf is like throwing stuff at Altair and like "You bastard, first you gave Malik wings and now you've got him pregnant!"

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I wish I had dreams like yours.

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Leonardo, Ladies´ Man

(Anonymous) 2011-06-30 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo really is heterosexual.
And a suave lady killer to boot.



bonus: his young apprentices are actually his illegitimate children

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AWESOME CRACK FIC OF WIN

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Here, kitty kitty

(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, another cat!prompt...

Desmond may have been running from city to city before he got caught by Abstergo, but that doesn't mean he left every companion behind. Desmond, shortly after he ran from the farm, rescued a kitten. He kept that kitten ever since, bringing it with him place to place.

However an anon would like to roll with this is marvelous. I just want to see Desmond worrying over his poor kitty.

Bonus points if he finds it again, because Assassin!kitty would be cool like that.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
XD I second this prompt! Not enough kitties in here.

(...when you said Assassin!kitty, all I could think about was GaMERCat's two AC posts: thegamercat.com/post/6461488547 and thegamercat.com/post/6532503627)

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Robert/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is requesting some Robert/Altair because fuck I love this pairing even if I shouldn't. Only I'm asking for a different take on it. I do not want noncon, or rape, or anything like that. So AU it up if you want or make something awesome happen, I dunno up to the writeanon.

Bonus points if Robert is still creepy but Altair gets with him anyways.

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Seconded! I love this pairing! It'd be awesome to see a believable Robert/Altair. <3
I'm such a sucker for the stuff you don't want, but that's mostly for the h/c and recovery (preferably w/ Malik. :D).

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"And I ship everyone with the Damascus Rafiq. His sass transcends the boundaries of time and space."

In response to this, a prompt:

Dude throws pots. I could see him pissing off a sorcerer enough to get sealed in one as a genie. And then Ezio comes along and lets him out! But Ezio is an entitled sonuva, so DR isn't freed! So then the 2012 crew find him in an antique shop in Europe, because it's a really nice pot! And he helps connect the dots among all the data points Altair left lying around!

The antique shop is optional, it's just that the Damascus Rafiq does throw nice pots, and a genie pot is probably indestructible. That thing could end up anywhere!

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...Anon, I want to be you. So bad. This is an utterly amazing prompt.

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Art based prompt

(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
A story based on this insanely hot picture: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/809058/

No non-con please.

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Ohh, yes please - Ijust saw this picture myself! *drools*

Abusive Ex?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Have we had the abusive ex prompt yet?? Here's my take on one, if not:

Very early in Desmond's time of hiding from Assassins/Templars, he ends up in an abusive relationship with someone (guy, girl, both - doesn't matter.) In fact, he completely disappears off the radar for a long time (nearly a year?) because he'd been held captive in said abusive boyfriend/girlfriend’s home. The abuse is worse during that time (bondage/training?) but Desmond manages to escape. The experience makes him more paranoid, and he becomes more careful and switches cities more often (to throw off the Assassins/Templars and in fear that the abusive ex will also find him.) Desmond also begins to avoid any type of relationship with anyone after that.

After the whole Abstergo crap – and after becoming used to Lucy, Shaun, and Rebecca – he slowly begins to open up again. But he has strange reactions to certain things, and the crew begins to dig into the whys. I’d love for them all to figure out what exactly happened by abusive ex finding Desmond somehow, kidnapping him, and repeating what s/he’d done years ago (idek how ex ended up in Italy, but could s/he have him for a while?)

Cue overprotective assassins looking for Des, dealing with ex in a violent and bloody way, and helping Desmond finally recover (with eventual smex?) I’d love to see some Shaun/Des for this, or a foursome.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, this sounds awesome!

Also love the foursome idea XD Dessie wouldn't just have one, but three protective assassin lovers ready to kick some ass for him They could also have happy orgy after the crazy ex is dead

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Commitment issues

(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Have any of you guys been in a relationship where your loyalty is always questioned? Or they accuse you of being a cheater/with someone else and don't bother believe you when you try to say otherwise? It doesn't feel good, I can tell you.

I've seen a few prompts like this one lingering around, but I've noticed a theme with Leo/Ezio fics with cheating; Either Leo is fine with it/completely understanding, or he kicks Ezio's ass for being a cheater and it ends in angst or the two are happy pandas with one another.

I kinda want something that's mix of a few of these themes, since I'm in an angsty kinda mood.

My prompt is this; Ezio and Leo get in a relationship. Both love each other, but Leo is completely convinced that Ezio is just throwing him a bone/taking pity on him. Ezio, who is completely enamored with Leo, assures him that he'll be the only one and wants to only be with Leonardo.

However, Leonardo completely disregards this, being all "Okay, yeah, whatever you say, Ezio" and it's painfully obvious he doesn't believe Ezio at all and is only humoring him.

So maybe Leonardo goes and talks with Teodora or something (She seems like an artistic and intelligent woman so he would be friends with her) and finds out Ezio hasn't been taking any of the courtesans up with their offers. (Hell, the time skip could be a year or so, just to show Ezio is a committed guy) Que Leonardo feeling absolutely horrible at disbelieving Ezio.

TL;DR; Ezio says he'll be loyal to Leonardo, Leo is completely disbelieving then feels horrible when he finds out Ezio is keeping to his word.

Ugh, stupid long prompt is stupid

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I love to read this <3 Seconded!

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Cock-Blocking the Maestro

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Ezio/Leonardo please

Ezio just's want to have some fun sexy times with Leo but being maestro, there's always someone who needs him, people walk in etc interrupting CUE-awkwardness.
Could be Novices, La Volpe,Claudia,Antonio, rosa, machiavelli etc

Basically Ezio getting cock-blocked ALL THE TIME! his pent up frustrations making him moody and unable to perfom as well as an assassin lol
Finally he has enough, drags Leonardo I don't know somewhere private? and finally has hot-delayed sex with him.

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I am always a fan of the boys having all sorts of sexual frustration. Seconding!!

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What am I doing

(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So uh, we've had lots of Malik/Altair prompts where they are totally lovey-dovey and/or committed to eachother, but how about one where that isn't the case?

Like, Malik cheats on Altair and tries to keep it hush-hush because he doesn't want to hurt him.

His secret lover can be male or female, I don't really care.

Bonus for: Altair finding out/having suspicions but refrains from confronting Malik about it- he hides his worry and acts as if nothings wrong.

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SECONDED!!!!! OMG I love you for thinking of this!

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Malik/Maria, Altair watching

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Altair watches and pleasures himself(quite openly) as Malik takes his wife in front of him. Bonus points if at some point Altair joins them.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
YES PLEASE. Good, I don't even know how the struggle for who rides whom would be worked out. Also, two bits says M/M both turn around and tell Altair to shut up when he tries to direct. :D

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brainwashed!Malik kills Kadar in Solomon's Temple mission

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY PEOPLE, BEAR WITH ME ON THIS ONE.

Yesterday i had the craziest plot sleeping in the back of my brain.

Back at the time when Altair, Kadar and Malik where at Solomon's Temple, after the Al-Sayf brothers where left alone fighting the Templar Knights, they managed to survive their attacks and Robert escaped, leaving the Assassin brothers with the treasure.
Kadar somewhat lived... BUT DID HE!?
As the brothers examined the Apple before taking it back to the order, Malik's curiosity got the best of him. He ignored Kadar's warnings and touched the Apple to further examine it, and was consumed by such power that he lost his consciousness and became someone else?

What if.. WHAT IF, Kadar didn't die by the hands of the Templars but was murdered by his brainwashed sibling. Malik then, after gaining reality, forgot everything that happened after the battle with Robert and believed Kadar DID die at Templar knights' hands. He blamed Altair for the loss of his brother (but not his left arm, i preferred he still had it), brought the treasure back to the Assassin Order and everyone continued their lives. Weeks later, Malik forgives Altair and they become secret lovers. Moar weeks later, Malik retrieves his memories and goes on a psycho rampage, just wanting to kill himself because it was all his fault.
Altair wishes to calm him down and soothes the rafiq with gentle sex/epic cuddle sessions. But it doesn't end there. Malik commits suicide without Altair knowing because he could no longer take the truth. He still could not believe he had killed his own brother.

TL;DR READ IT.

OhGodIdon'tknowwhatI'mwritinganymore.

I WILL BUILD A FUCKING TEMPLE FOR THE WRITERANON WHO WRITES THIS twisted prompt.
AND YOU WILL HAVE ALL MY BABIES
and all my internets.

Re: brainwashed!Malik kills Kadar in Solomon's Temple mission

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
This is fucking genius.

Seconded with the force of a 1000 boners.

Kink meme, you disappoint.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
This is a kink meme, but I have yet to read a single prompt about a cum dumpster!
That is my prompt.
Bonus points for a 4+some and double bonus points if the dumpster is Leonardo, Ezio, Sibrand, Subject 16, or Cesare.
(Ahahahaha, cumdumpster Cesare! I have to draw that now!)

Re: Kink meme, you disappoint.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Subject 16 screwing a bunch of Abstergo guards? DO WANT. I'd write it myself but I cannot write porn for the life of me.

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Leo Angst - TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I have two and they both full of angsty Apple shenanigans and poor Leonardo getting caught in the middle.

Ezio and Leonardo are in a relationship but things are turning dangerous. Fearing for his lover's safety, Ezio reluctantly takes drastic action and decides to wipe Leonardo's memory of himself in hopes that it will protect him. However, Ezio accidentally takes it a step to far and wipes Leo's mind clean. There now is just an empty shell of the man he loved who basically becomes a doll for the Templars' pleasure. Cue Ezio attempting to fix shit.

OR! Leonardo studied the apple under both the assassins and Cesare. As strong of a mind as he has, Leonardo eventually is overcome by the power of the Apple. Driven insane by images of the past and present, he becomes a danger to not only others but to himself (been reading that Secret Crusade madness). Ezio now fears for his friend and the possibility that death will be the only way to bring peace.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOWD THE FIRST ONE ANON *FAPFAPFAP*

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Role Reversal?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
I read a couple of mini-fics that dealt with the characters having different roles on y!gallery (ff.net?? I don't remember!) Now this idea won't go away.

I'd like to see a fic that deals with the whole Solomon's Temple, but instead of Altair being thrown from the room, Malik is. The entrance collapses, and Malik can't go back to help Altair or Kadar (and like Altair could, he can hear the fighting.) Malik goes back to Masyaf to report what happened to the mission, and believes Altair and his brother to be dead. Altair ends up coming in with the Apple, all bloody like Malik had been in game. (Altair's arm is wounded from trying to protect Kadar? D:)

I'd like Altair to lose his status b/c he can't fight anymore. Malik takes over Altair's role. How do Altair and Malik deal with the situation?

OP: Role Reversal?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Bah, fail. I forgot to mention that I'd like Kadar to survive, if possible. He comes in with Altair, but is completely fine.

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LEO PWNS THE APPLE

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
In the cut scene where Leonardo, Antonio, Bartolomeo and Ezio are looking at the Apple in Venice, Leonardo is the only one who doesn't flinch away! The power of Leo's intellect is so advanced that he can look at the Database of the Gods itself without going crazy. I want Leonardo in a room at the Tiber Hideout, efficiently and easily wiki-trawling the hell out of the Apple, while Ezio barges in afraid that Leo is going to be stuck inside the thing.

C'mon, the man predicted Plate Tectonics, and that wasn't excepted as scientific fact until the 1960's. Leonardo's mind is a sexy, sexy place, and I want to see him dominating the Deux Ex Machina of the game!

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THIS. This prompt is fucking HOT.

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Personality switch!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
I would love, love, love to see an AU with Altair, Ezio, and Desmond’s personalities switched around, so you’d get something like Altair being the charming flirt of Masyaf, Ezio as a friendly and easygoing guy, or Desmond being an asshole-ish bartender. I’m not looking for a full-on fic, but maybe some snippets or drabbles would be awesome, just to see how things would change and how the relationships between the other characters of their era would turn out.

Pairings are a-okay too! I’d be tickled to see how Altair/Malik (or Maria!) would play out if Altair was actually nice and likable, or if Leo would be fed up with an Ezio who was an arrogant novice, heh.

Re: Personality switch!

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Seconding like woah! This sounds like fun, I may have to take a crack at it.

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