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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Giovanni and Maria... Dirty Week End at Monteriggioni

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
So, it struck me that Giovanni and Mario would have needed to have quite a bit to do with each other, what with them both being high-ranked Assassins and soforth. So why didn't Ezio recognize his uncle? Clearly this is because Giovanni and Maria would go to Monteriggioni and never take the kids because it was their excuse to have loads and loads of wild loud unbothered sex.

Basically I want them at the villa on business but their main priority is lots of unrestrained LOUD hot passionate sexing. From watching Lineage I think they would have been total animals in bed, especially Maria. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqGk33RAZA8&playnext=1&list=PL2C2DA1641244C58C I mean dude, check out the look she gives him at 02:46 0_o

Any kink is fine as long as it's all totally consensual and loving and stuffs <33

Bonus points...

They are fidgeting-horny and gropey ALL THE WAY THERE in the carriage ride

The servants roll their eyes when they arrive.. yay, the loud-sex relatives have come to stay again -_-

Giovanni is supposed to be concentrating serious stuff but can't, so Mario tells him in true condottiero fashion to go get it out of his system and not to come back until.. [insert some crude soldier-talk phrase here]

<3

Re: Giovanni and Maria... Dirty Week End at Monteriggioni

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon, I love this!!! There is not enough Giovanni/Maria in this kink meme!!!
Seconding this with the strenght of a trillion burning suns. And the recipe of my grandmother's victoria cake for the writer!anon who fills this.

(You add another theory to mine..I always thought Mario and Giovanni stopped talking to each other because Mario fancied Maria)...

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Trial PTSD

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
History states that Leonardo became a bit freaked out after his trial and that's how he became celibate due to tramua. I want to see Ezio coaxing Leo into having sex but that only leads to him suffering a sort of PTSD meltdown that leads to huddling and comforting. Maybe Ezio has to prove to Leo that sex doesn't have to lead to sadness.

Re: Trial PTSD

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
;q; you're breaking my heart OP.

Seconded.

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Ezio/Salai flirting

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I was playing the da Vinci disappearance again today and I dunno how I missed that before, but... is Salai flirting with Ezio?

Ezio lets it all roll off him, but I like to think he noticed. Please please someone write Ezio shamelessly flirting back?

(I know slash is pretty popular. I've never really seen it with Ezio so... can he please be straight/bi? Would prefer it if Leo and Ezio are really just friends.)

Re: Ezio/Salai flirting

(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Troll Ezio? In combo with the fact that he REALLY should have hated Salai, and his "Wait, I don't get it?" On the bench, we could have what looks like Oblivious!Ezio really taking the piss outta Salai.

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Thieves, thieves everywhere!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon has... really odd taste in pairings. Like La Volpe and Faustina, the Thief in Multiplayer. I crave to see the duo getting some more love... and, well, shamelessly fucking each other's brains out on the roof of La Volpe Addormentata. I would like to see this brought around by the elder thief proving to the younger more childish (I swear her move set makes me think she's a bit on the childish side) thief that she's no match for him.

Re: Thieves, thieves everywhere!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Insane!Anon here loves odd pairings~! Now Anon craves this, but Anon is busy with fills for other prompts, and cannot write smut to save Anon's life. Thieves and thieves, om nom. <3

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Abbas, you have been TROLLED >:D

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
So this anon was thinking about whole *****latest book spoilers ahead******

.....You know, Abbas' spy killing Malik and Altair taking his son as right hand man.
But this anon really REALLY does not believe that Altair will take another person
other than Malik, as his right hand man... Which led to only one conclusion.
Malik never died. Altair used power of apple to make an illusion which led others
to think that Malik died, but he actually took another form... Younger body, that is.
.........And people believed Malik as Tazim :DDDDD

TL;DR: Tazim is actually Malik. Good talk between Altair and Malik years
later something like: "Remember how we trolled Abbas?" "Of course trolololol"

This anon didn't read the book yet... So sorry if anyone gets offended
or this prompt feels way way off DDD:

Re: Abbas, you have been TROLLED >:D

(Anonymous) 2011-07-11 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon seriously loves you for this prompt.

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Scent

(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
lurker!anon wants to do a first time request if you all don't mind..

I want to see a modern AU(idk, is that how you all call it? modern times, 2011, w/e) fic where Altair and Malik are living together.
One day Malik leaves for a business trip and leaves Altair all alone in the house with nothing to do. Hence epic boredom and raging boner because of no sex for days. Altair decides to do nothing but help around the house in doing the laundry. He finds one of Malik's shirt carrying his sweet smell and gives it a sniff. Altair is greatly aroused and beats off to it.

bonus boners if Malik returns few hours later, announcing that his trip was cancelled and walks in on Altair.

OKAY SO YEAH I'LL GO HIDE NOW

Re: Scent

(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded. 'Cause solo!lovin' is sexy, and interrupted!lovin' even more so.

Consumed

(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, another ProtoCreed prompt...

So, correct me if I am wrong, but I haven't seen this yet.

Prototype happened in 2009, three years before Desmond is kidnapped. Who says it's actually Desmond, though? Maybe it's someone with his memories and DNA...

In case you haven't peiced together my vagueness, I want a fic where Alex consumed Desmond and used him as a disguise, only to get picked up by Abstergo. Shit proceeds to go down.

Re: Consumed

(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
That actually sounds really really amazing. Seconding HARD.

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Tsundere

(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
So Malik's a tsundere right? Well I want some fic where Malik is a SUPER tsundere to Altair's advances. Sure I can appreciate him when he's a badass all the time but I want some Malik where... you know, he really is his tsunderey self and actually has that more "gentle and kind" inside. So like, doing nice stuff for Altair even if he denies it, or being unnecessarily harsh when Altair tries to thank him but secretly loving it, etc etc.

Would especially love if it ended in some smut where Malik denies liking it even if he's really enjoying it. Not required, could also just be super fluff.

tl;dr, Malik is a super tsundere

Re: Tsundere

(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
A blushy, tsundere Malik!

Seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-12 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
On the day of their deaths, a desperate Ezio uses the Apple to go back in time and save his father and brothers. Thing is, the future hasn't happened yet, so he loses all of his memories post-17 years old (or does he?), except for the muscle-memory, deja vu moments, and unsettling feelings about people he's never met. How is he going to stop the Spainard? Would killing Uberto, telling his father, or just getting back home faster make any difference? And would this mean starting again with Leonardo from scratch (okay, pairing's optional)?

Ezio succeeding despite all this will be awesome, anons.
Bonus points if Ezio has a breakdown seeing his family whole again and he hasn't no idea why he's so damn happy. Maybe some allies/enemies also remember their 'past lives'? Oh god this got away from me...! Sorry for the length, but time travel fics are like crack to me.

TL;DR - Ezio time travels to save his family, but forgets future events. Whether he succeeds or not is up to anon.

Bleeding effect

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
So, Desmond gains his ancestors' skills through the bleeding effect, eh? What about quirks, habits, and tastes?

What I would like is Desmond picking up other traits besides fighting skills. Maybe Algair's nervous tick (if he has one)? Ezio's dancing abilities (he's a Renaisance noble he had to know how)? Something like that. Harmless little things.

Sorry, I've seen fills with the obvious stuff like language, and a silly fill about belly dancing, but I would like just a small, matter-of-fact fill dealing with extra little bleed throughs.

Can't Be Tamed (A Lesson to Nosy Ancestors) (1/2)

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
It was obvious the day he couldn’t stomach a hamburger that something very drastic had happened. There had just been so much fat and grease he’d almost vomited from just the smell of it. Desmond was confused and annoyed by it, he loved hamburgers, of course he did, he was American after all. Shaun thought he was over reacting, Becca thought it was mildly gross (like she had any room to talk seeing as how she lived on Mountain Dew, Cheetos and power bars), only Lucy was actually concerned that he was sick. She told him there was no Animus training after that since he looked rather ill and insisted he chill out for the rest of the day.

Bad idea that. He didn’t know what to do with himself. The others were busy with what they had to do leaving only Desmond to listlessly wander around the hideout but not able to actually go out into the hanger to train or Lucy would yell at him. He grumbled as he walked his hand twisting in a familiar way that for some reason wasn’t actually familiar at all. Odd. No, not just odd; fucking weird. First no burgers and now the weird hand flick thing. He sat on his bed, having finally been confined there under Lucy’s orders saying he really needed to rest if he was feeling ill, and ruffled his own hair. The fingers on his left hand beat out an anxious rhythm on his thigh. Okay, more weird. He wasn’t exactly an anxious person and never had had the need for an “anxious tick”. The hell.

It took him a few seconds to piece that bit of information together. He’d never had a tick before, he always had to be calm and in control so he wasn’t caught. But now? Now… NOW he was reliving the memories of his ancestors and purposefully trying to get their abilities. Hopefully that was in the form of their fighting skills but Christ it looked like he was picking up their habits too. Well wasn’t that wonderful?

So who did this nervous tick come from? Not Altair, he was too cool to even bother feeling nervous, the creep (yeah, Altair was creepy as well. At least Ezio didn’t grin like a maniac when he killed people (well except that one time…)). So not Altair, and really when he thought about it Altair wouldn’t do this anyway, the blade was always so close to cutting him as well as it was ejected in and out of it’s sheath that he wouldn’t dare play with it as some sort of anxiety attack. If the guy even felt that emotion. Altair had the biggest balls of steel Desmond had ever known, no way he’d do this. So this was Ezio’s helpful little tick than? Made sense. He was a flighty little thing, always running and wary of the guards. Sure he could kill them in his sleep at this point but he was by far more wary of them than Altair. Of course that was probably because Ezio ended up getting hit more. Best to have your blade ready should there be a need rather than fumble for it.

Well at least that mystery was solved. Now he just had to stop.

Stop.



Stop.

There that was better. Stupid Ezio and his stupid nervous tick. If he was the reason he couldn’t eat burgers anymore too he was going to kill someone. Like seriously kill someone. Maybe he just had a bug though. That seemed pretty likely too since barely ten days prior he’d been working at his job which got all sorts of traffic and nasty bugs and viruses and-

Thanking about how disgusting a bar could be made Desmond want to go wash his hands. He wasn’t a germaphobe, not at all. He just hated being dirty. He ducked out of his room, glancing into the room where Baby was and saw no one was paying attention to him and went to the bathroom. There he washed his hands and was in the process of taking his shoes off when he realized what he was doing.

“God damnit!” he cried. Now this. This was all Altair’s fucking fault.

“Desmond, are you okay in there?”

“Yeah, fine. No worries,” he called back to Becca who’d gotten there amazingly quickly.

“Lucy wants to know if you’re sick.”

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ED - Where it all began.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is very sorry for requesting this, (She's just adding more logs to the pile, Anon knows) but Anon wants it so bad; Any pairing, (preferably slash, up to anon) where one person is surviving (I refuse to say a 'victim') through an ED, or otherwise known as an eating disorder. Make it sad, make it happy, whatever anon wants! Art would also be appreciated, Anon just wants to see it happen. Anon's gonna give it a shot.

Please consider this, Anon's had the idea in her head for waaay to long. D=

Re: ED - Where it all began.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
;A; omg seconded.

i vote for altair.

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Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Malik throat fucking Altair.
Non-con.

GO.
p-please? ;u;

Re: Malik/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-07-27 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
SECONDED LIKE HELL!

My firstborn and a life worth of chocolate/cookies to anyone writing this, please? *putting on Ezio's trademark puppy dog eyes*

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Sulking (Altair/Malik)

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Today, my siblings had an argument, and one of them stormed out to sulk somewhere. I followed her and guess where she was sulking? Not on her bed or anywhere else in her room. Not even in the bathroom. She had stomped to the study and plonked herself down on the top step of the mini stepladder that was in the middle of the room. (I found it hilarious, but she just glared at me)

SO, can I please have an altmal where they have an argument and one of them storms out to sulk in private, but instead of going somewhere normal, (ie their own room, a secluded corner of the garden etc), they find some obscure place to sit down and stew. The other one finds them, all ready to keep yelling, but finds the scenario so funny, they forget about the argument and start laughing instead (or something).

tl;dr anon would like altair and malik to have an argument and one of them storming off to a really weird place to sulk, with the other finding said place to be hilarious

(my firstborn if sexytimes are included somehow)

Re: Sulking (Altair/Malik)

(Anonymous) 2011-07-27 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I consider writing it Anon but I'll have a question. Do you have any requirements as to why they would argue?
Also, it'd turn out like absolute crack, just so you know... I hope it's okay... (sulking Malik is epic...)

And I know how it is, my bro did the same when he was little. Like staring at me and daring me to laugh at him. Which I did - only to get a Lego thing in my face...

OP here!

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Body paint

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
(uhm not sure if this has been done before >.<)

ezio somehow acquires flavoured body paint, but thinks its just regular paint and doesnt know what to do with it. Then, his thought processes go like this: 'hey, you know who would appreciate some more paint? LEONARDO! I'll just give to him the next time i see him'

make it AU or whatever, I just wanna see leonardo confused as to why ezio is giving him body paint, then using ezio's body as a canvas. (with a mix of nice, soft brushes and coarser, rougher ones hnngh)

Re: Body paint

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Anon has seen this before, but not FLAVORED body paint. Mmm.

WANT.WANT.WANT. Anon may second, anon is hesitant!Anon

Anon forgets to do fills after deciding to do them. D=

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The enemy within

(Anonymous) 2011-07-13 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Your assassin of choice uses eagle vision on his own jizz.
He sees a wee red dot swimming in the mess.

Reasons, context and reactions are up to you anon.

Re: The enemy within

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
HOSHIT.

Someone do this, please! Fail!Anon can't think at the time.

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Big Bro Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
This anon was recently going through their AC picture collection when the idea came upon me. Requesting an AU where Altair is the elder brother of two much younger twin boys (Ezio and Desmond, dur dur) who has parents who work a lot and late so he always has to babysit.

Misadventures inevitably ensue.

Re: Big Bro Altair

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Anon wants. Someone do this! NAO.

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Dear OP...

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Volacious 7 (6 is above. T.T)

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The Blood of an Old Bastard

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
The kink? sexy military discipline. The subject? William of Montferrat.

The impatient old codger is as strict and demanding in the bedroom as he is on the field.

He even brings his switch along if someone dares disappoint him there.
(the partner can be anyone again, but Sibrand seems like a good choice)

(ultra bonus points for boot polishing)

Re: The Blood of an Old Bastard

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
OMG... OMG William on Montferrat is one of my favorite Templars (just under Robert but over Sibrand) and I second this with all the power of a million Green Suns.

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The Truth (Erudito/bleeding effect!Desmond)

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
The Truth that the Lucy is a Templar, and Shaun and Rebecca are under the illusion they are helping the Assassins. The escape was set up to make Desmond more receptive to the Animus.

Desmond is pushed so hard that when he comes out of the Animus, he can't understand English for a few minutes and speaks a mangle of Arabic and Italian (doesn't have to be actual Arabic/Italian)

And then... there is a powercut while Desmond is in the Animus. He comes out, Ezio in his head with more control than him, and more-or-less panics over strangers in the Sanctuary and bolts before anyone can get the tranq gun.

Modern times is effing scary so he flees into the countryside - stealing a horse perhaps, only to be tracked down by the kickass Erudito who is desperate to get the tracker chip out of Desmond before a swat team comes.

Long, kinkless prompt I know, but I for one adore Erudito and I'm sad there is so little of him.

Oh! Kink could be trust building. >_>

Re: The Truth (Erudito/bleeding effect!Desmond)

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my fuck... Yes. This prompt calls to me because of Erudito. Half claiming because I'm filling so many prompts I may never get to it but I would LOVE to see this!

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Heartache

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
So this anon had to bring her mom to the hospital today because anon's mom was having chest pains. We don't know if she had a heart attack or if it could be heart disease and she has to go through tests. This anon needs some serious cheering up.

May I have something with Altair? Perhaps Altair gets hurt(possibly through the apple..?)and Malik has to tend to his wounds. Or we could mix it up a bit; have the apple do some weird thing that brings Des back while draining Altair's health to do so? Des could help Malik nurse Altair back to health again and Malik gets all butthurt when it's obvious that Des has feelings for Altair.

The writer can go from there. Thanks a ton to whoever writes this!

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
I hope your mom is alright, anon! I'm working on something for you but you may have to wait until Friday for it to be complete. : )

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Ezio and Cesare had indirect sex.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...well, almost. If you've played the Da Vinci DLC (which I haven't |D), it has a scene with Ezio nomming Lucrezia's face. I don't know the background to that since I haven't played the DLC, so I thought that must not be the first time or whatever because she's totally at ease with a random assassin in her room. ._.
But anyways.
Somehow, either Ezio or Cesare (or both) somehow come to the conclusion they've had indirect sex because they both banged Lucrezia. Please, show me their reactions to this. |D

Strange armored guy in Brohood hideout

(Anonymous) 2011-07-14 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I just fired up ACB to take some screenshots I needed for reference and noticed I was close to Tiber Island. Since I like going there I thought I'd run around a bit for fun, and that's when I noticed this guy: http://i53.tinypic.com/211p10y.jpg
I can't believe I've never noticed him before! Does anyone know who this stranger is supposed to be? He looks awesome! I don't see the Creed symbol on him anywhere but he does wear a hood... He just stands there looking over and fixing his bracer. He seems to have a hidden blade-like weapon but it looks different than Ezio's(mostly wood?).
Pic of hidden blade (lol his ear clips through his hood) http://i52.tinypic.com/2euohoj.png
I couldn't see any other weapons on him.

Hurr! Dude! Who are you and what are you doing in my hideout?! This anon would like to know.

Someone please write something about this guy, anything! Maybe he's a foreigner of a Brotherhood from another country and he's visiting or something. Massive bonuspoints, cookies, virtual newborns and free internets for something deliciously slashy between him and Ezio.

Re: Strange armored guy in Brohood hideout

(Anonymous) 2011-07-18 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You trollin, right? That's one of your own d00ds, and it looks like you've even upgraded him a few times with armor and shit. HE HAS A NAME, ANON!! UNLIKE YOU AND I HE HAS A NAME! AND YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNISE HIM!

Anyway I think a fic about a foreign Assassin coming to Roma would be completely badass.

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The name is Hastings. Shaun Hastings.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Recently, anon was having a chat with her friend about Assassin's Creed, and the subject turned to everyone's favorite British historian, Shaun Hastings. Anon's friend had this to say:

"'I've killed before, and I expect to kill again' - bullshit. That douchebag never killed anyone." 

And so this prompt was born: Shaun is a badass with two pistols (named Austin and Bond, respectively) and gets to show how much of a badass he really is - how he does it is up to anon. Upon seeing this display of awesome fighting skills, the team is impressed.

And, since this is a kink meme, here comes the kink: team member of anon's choice is so impressed, they get severely aroused and end up pleasuring themselves. 

Bonus points if Shaun interrupts their fap session and proceeds to give them the hottest sex they've ever had. 

Re: The name is Hastings. Shaun Hastings.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS ANON LOVES BADASS!SHAUN.

SECONDED WITH ALL THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK!

Lorenzo/young Ezio. Gentle, consensual bondage and domination.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Lorenzo takes Ezio, aged 17. Ezio gives his complete obedience, submission and trust to Il Magnifico as he is bound, blindfolded and gently, skilfully dominated.

Re: Lorenzo/young Ezio. Gentle, consensual bondage and domination.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED!! I need this anons, please someone fill!

Picture prompt

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
http : // syd-chan . deviantart . com / art / IT-S-LEECH-TIME-201006756
Wtf, self.
And spacing out words to trick that spam filter.

Gingers have no souls...

(Anonymous) 2011-07-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I kid.

What I did notice is that there are a lot of red headed multiplayer characters (who, to those who live under rocks, are Templars!)

Side note. Tyra Banks taught me that the odds of bein a red head and the odds of being a hermaphrodite are the same. [/weird lesson of the day.]

Re: Gingers have no souls...

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Forgot to add this:

Do with this information what you will.