asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

AU Ezio/Altair/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
AU. Brothers/cousins assassins Altair and Ezio have been summoned by the king to be bodyguards/bodydoubles for his son, Prince Desmond. Desmond is not happy that he’s got two assassins now constantly around him, and the assassins aren’t too pleased they have to babysit a prince who seems a bit weak. But as it turns out, nothing is as it seems (aka conspiracy time! Like the King or one of Desmond’s siblings is really trying to kill Desmond off?)

Bonus if Malik and Leonardo included too. Also would like a Desmond/male pairing, but please for the love of the Creed not with Shaun.

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I am considering taking this up, and while I won't pair him up with Shaun, is there any particular reason you're so set against him? XD

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Queen's Own pt.5(for real, this time)

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Ezio/ OCmalePriest

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly don't know how, but this got inspired by that priest guy you have to assassinate in the Bonfire of the Vanities (He had the coolest singing/chanting voice)

I'd like to see some sort of fic, anon can choose how/why/simply interacting/making out, but I'd like to see Brotherhood Ezio interacting with a new/young priest. Perhaps the priest has come to try and reopen/strength a run down, outlying "church" in Roma? Ezio hasn't been one for religion but the peace of the priest touches him? He's been taught/told such men are monsters, earthly killing demons, but the priest can't bring himself to think of this avenging/good assassin as someone bad.

I dunno, its up to you Anon!

Re: Ezio/ OCmalePriest

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDD I always knew the church was up to no good.

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AU Art student Leonardo / Swim Team star Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo is one of the top students in the art program. But as colleges are want to do they force him to take a gym class last second and the only thing open is swim. This brings him into contact with the swim team’s star swimmer, Ezio (not to mention the showers) whom he can’t stop admiring (cough nice body he’d like to sketch/clay cough nothing more) This same Ezio, suddenly in a desperate situation for money, starts modeling for the art department, NUDE.

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
OMFG seconded so hard!

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Ezio/intersex!Leonardo

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo is intersexual (i.e. hermaphrodite for those unfamiliar with the term) and though there has been a lot of tension and UST between them Leonardo never allowed it to become something more because he was afraid how Ezio would react to it. Eventually Ezio's patience runs out and he presses the issue, trying to convince Leonardo. Finally, Leonardo blurts out the truth. Bonus points for Ezio being quite surprised and a little confused but very turned on by the idea. Massive bonus points for this being Leonardo's first time because he had been celibate out of shame for all these years.

OP doesn't insist on medically realistic situation, anon can just give him a regular vagina rather than ambigious genitalia.

Ezio/Leonardo, world of dom and sub

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
AU where all relationships aren't defined by sexual orientation but rather by a dominant and submissive partner. Which one of these two is the dom and which is the sub is up to anon.

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh! Dom!Leo, cuz there isn't enough of that!

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Ezio Singing

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Was listening to a Italian love song CD, and remembered a previous fill on part 2 where Ezio sang to his (young) lover.

I'd love to see more of that! I've particularly fallen in love with the song "Con Te Partiro." It's a newer song, but really beautiful. Here's a link to a translated version of the song (by Andrea Bocelli): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI

Please fill anons! *puppy eyes*

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
(That fill wouldn't happen to have been the Ezio/Giovanni one? :D Because if it was, I could totally write a fill with you that could be a sort of a sequel)

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Altair/Malik - Happier times

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
The angst is usually delicious, but I would like to see these two before things go to hell; before Solomon's Temple and before Altair got too lost in his own ego.

Friendship/bromance/anything is welcome!

Bonus points for young assassins lounging in very high places. because it's never been done before ofc

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! Oh, seconded! This is a wonderful prompt! Someone please fill this!

FILL - Altair/Malik - Happier times

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
This has been bugging me FOREVER so I might as well.

I've seen a few requests for Ezio / Plague doctor, medic, and so on. Not the Templar Doctor mind you and some of them get really hot, surprisingly and amazingly.

So I'm gonna ask for a recruit / doctor esque kind of fill. Assassin goes to one of the medics while injured, and it turns into something else. Genders can be whatever whoever fills it out wants, I just wanna read something like this. Thanks!

Soooooo claiming

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
But just to clarify, you don't want the Templar doctor aka just some random doctor?

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Salai pisses Ezio off

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm playing the da Vinci Disappearance DLC and just arrived to Leonardo's workshop. Salai gives me the shits. He actually GIVES ADVICE to EZIO MOTHERFUCKING AUDITORE on how to avoid their pursuers on the way back to his workshop and tells him helpfully "If you want to get somewhere faster, avoid their swords".

WTF

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YOU

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Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW *LONG* I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD?

Ezio says nothing in the game at this disrespect. But I would like a little scene set during this memory, before they realise Leonardo has been taken. Salai at the inn smirks and plays up to Ezio, obviously finding him attractive, then they run back towards the workshop and he PRESUMES to give Ezio combat/stealth advice or maybe criticises something Ezio did.

Ezio calmly takes Salai by the throat, pushes him against the nearest wall and tells him how it is. Not hurting, just - showing. What the difference is between a battle-hardened Assassino aged in his late 40s and a 20something little brat who never worked or fought a day in his life.

Salai is completely obedient the rest of the way home.

Re: Salai pisses Ezio off

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
bahaha. this prompt makes me laugh because I CAN TOTALLY RELATE. I spent the entire time Ezio ran around with Salai yelling at my TV: "Really? REALLY, MOTHERFUCKER?"

So, yes. Seconded.

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Help finding a fic!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to post this here but please I really need help finding this one fic D:
I remember bits like

At the beginning some how Altair is in Ezio's timeline and starts to follow him.

Altair and Ezio are slightly wounded and end up treated by leonardo. who also serves them wine.

Later, Leonardo is captured and is forced to work for a templar?
Cue Altair and Ezio goes to save him.

If anyone know's where I can find this fic or what it's even called please post! It's driving me crazy and I'll love, worship, be eternally grateful to anyone/s who helps

Re: Help finding a fic!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon wonders if this is the fic you mean:

Wandering Souls. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5747949/1/Wandering_Souls

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Leo/Ezio, powerbottom!Leo

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically I want Leonardo pushing Ezio down and riding him like there's no tomorrow. Ezio is used to it, so he doesn't fight. I'd prefer Brotherhood! Or late-AC2!Ezio. Not rough sex, but not mushy, either. They're still men, but they're lovers.

Bonus points if:
Leo doesn't stop until Ezio's shooting dry,
Ezio gives Leo a blowjob afterwards
Leo makes fun of Ezio's chubby middle
Ezio is /very/ well endowed (Something I wish Ubisoft would have given him - a bigger package, poor guy)

-bolts off to fill prompts-

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SECONDED!!!!!

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Bridal style

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in a fluffy Ezio/Leo mood.

Please I want Ezio to save Leonardo from some templar/guards- but his leg is injured.

Feeling guilty Ezio offers to carry him - ie Bridal style.
Cue Leonardo getting embarrassed/turning red,telling Ezio to let him down, etc but secretly he actually likes it alot.



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-pounces on prompt- This one's mine! I'll write when I get home tomight!

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AC x Dead Space?

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Been wondering what it'd be like if Ezio was the one kicking Necromorph butts! O__O

Anon is requesting some Ezio/Leo, maybe in that they are on the same team that goes to investigate a Necromorph-infested ship or 'visions of Leonardo' haunt Ezio's dreams.

TL/ DR: AC characters doing Dead Space things. =D!

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Isn't there one like this on the other part? Part two? It was really good.

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Richard/Robert/Saladin 'Negotiating'

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This may be the crackiest thing I have ever come up with, but keep reading, please.

King Richard speaks almost exclusively French, and Saladin, of course, doesn't. So, Robert de Sable, being the cunning linguist he is, offers to be a translator in a negotiation to get into the King's good graces.

Unfortunately this 'negotiation' has a much different intention than he expected.

Yes, my dear kink meme. Robert unwittingly becomes the middleman in hot, steamy NEGOTIA-SEX

Super bonus points for Robert becoming completely flustered upon realizing this and/or laughing out loud out of mortification. I want to see the Templar Leader out of his element!


eg. Richard: Well? What did he say?
Robert: He said.... He said...
Richard: Yes? Out with it!
Robert: He said... 'Take me like you would one of your English women'
Richard: Tell him he will be the ENVY of the English women!
Robert: Oh my god, sir
Richard: Tell him!

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Bjahahahhaha haha hahahah



Oh
My
God
Anon




Gddhdkgdkgdkdkhlfuorururfjcj

As a total Richard I/Saladin slasher (oh fuck Yessss Anon) I remain eternally disappointed that Saladin didn't make it into AC. This might go some way to making up for the omission. And your little exchange there is Sublime. Sublime, anon.

I would take it but I'm not ... funny. :/

Please someone!


Have you considered writing it yourself?

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Alt/Mal Blindness

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Years after Altair becomes Grand Master, something terrible happens (for an assassin even more so)—he becomes blind… by Malik’s doing. It’s a complete accident, but Malik is still at fault.

Altair doesn’t blame him at all (“Now we are even” / “I deserved it” / etc.) and this frustrates Malik to no end. Why doesn’t Altair hate him such as he did after Solomon’s temple?

It bothers Malik to the point that he’s almost always upset at himself and Altair, affecting his everyday life.

Altair comforts him with sweet, sensual lovemaking—with him on top using touch as his strongest sense to guide himself. Would prefer if they did not have an established relationship beforehand.

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Seconded! Oh, seconded! This is a wonderful prompt! Someone please fill this!

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Fluffy-Tiny!Assassin crack??

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fluffy AU crack b/c I've been wanting to see more fluffy-tiny!assassin fic.

There are two breeds of human-looking pets/creatures (think really, really tiny people! They can have ears/tails if you want!): Assassins (Altair, Ezio, Des, etc.) and the Templars (Robert, Cesare, Sibrand, etc.) You usually can't let the different breeds mingle due to mayhem and distruction. (Think cliched cats vs dogs.)

Setting would be in a home with several "breeds." Please, no owner/breed pairings! Breed/Breed pairings are all up to you! Have fun Anons! (I'd love to see a resigned Templar/Assassin pairing, too! XD)

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-16 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDING. The crack makes me lol.

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Gimme!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Give me some Altair/Malik smut. Give me hardcore smut like no other smut ever seen before. Give me deliciousness. Give me biting, gripping, and no lubricated sex. Give me bondage and bruises. And give me some hard core fluff romance on the end of it all. In a single fill all of this.

Give me this. Please. And I'll be the happiest mofo evar. I don't care how you do it, JUST. DO. IT. Thank you.

Also, yay, part 3 of the kink meme~

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
HELL YEAH! Man... I think I'll try - but I'll keep on checking here if someone fills this before I get a chance to post.
So yeah, I'm on it Anon - and like another anon said for the alt/mal blindness one... 'I'm on it like Ezio on a whore'! (Might take while though, I may die several times when writing)

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Kadar Reincarnation

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see a fic where Kadar is reincarnated into a hawk/eagle/falcon/owl/a bird of prey, and somehow ends up in Malik's hand either as a baby or as an injured bird. Malik takes care of him, and now has a permanent bird as a "pet" (no matter how many times he tries to get rid of him).

This could be a semi-AU where Malik gets Kadar right after he's sent to Jerusalem (if Kadar's a baby) or later. Whenever! Bonus points if there are hilarious interactions between Kadar and Altaïr, as well. (Or Altaïr brings Kadar to Malik? idk)

LOTS AND LOTS OF PUPPIES AND KITTENS FOREVER TO WHOEVER FILLS THIS! <3

Re: Kadar Reincarnation

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I've filled three different animal fics, and I feel like I might take this one up. If I can finish the three I have now. D:

I encourage others to take this. These fics might take a while.

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AU request.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Requesting an AU in which someone has taken a vow of both celibacy and silence (in a show of devotion to God being the reason, but if any anon can come up with some different situation I would love to read it). Then, along comes another character who falls head over heels and takes the vows of celibacy and silence as a challenge instead of a turn off.

super special awesome bonus points for:
Giovanni/Maria
Micheletto/Cesare
Malfatto/Lupo

Re: AU request.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
This needs to exist. Please someone fill this because it's amazing!

NINJA COMMENTS

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I would visit this thread and sometimes comments would disappear and the next they'd appear then vice versa.

Am I the only one who's experiencing this? :(

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, you are not. I've been having this problem forever now, and the only ways to beat it are to either wait 12hrs (but who wants to do that?) or to post a comment on the page you wish to view.

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"Leashed"

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I just found this: yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/800173/

So, Altair at the mercy of Templars, ball gag shoved in his mouth, and a collar complete with leash around his neck. What's gonna happen to him, anons?? XD

As pairings go, I'd love to see Robert/Altair (Sibrand/Altair? Has there been that pairing yet on the meme??) Heck, even just Random Templar/Altair! Go Wild Anons!

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It says there's a content encodinG problem. D: What?

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Mommy!Anon and Daddy!Anon pine away....

(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon and her hubby both regularly frequent this meme. Our child!anon is currently in the legal custody of daddy!anon's evilparent!anons, and therefore, these woeful anons have next to no contact with child!anon. (keeping up here?) Now, May is about to pass, and this anon has not yet received a Mother's Day gift/card/call/ANYTHING from child!anon. So mommy!anon went here to drown her sorrows in smut and slash and kinks.

This mommy!anon doesn't tell regular goodnight stories to child!anon. She tells stories from Assassin's Creed and Prototype and Portal and all these other videogames and books and TV Series. Call this anon unimaginative but this is what child!anon likes. Child!anon has been known to say "If you start out with Once Upon a Time ONE MORE TIME, I will make a hidden blade and kill you in your sleep." Child!anon is 10 and a half. :)

So anyways, this mommy!anon is asking the wonderful writeranons of this meme to write a story...about a story. Altair/Malik seems the only probable one for the whole one-more-story-daddy-no-not-right-now-pleeeeease-oh-fine-you-novice-I-mean-child. But maybe...ShaunDesismyfavoriteandmaybeDesgetssickorsomthingBLEEDINGEFFECTKINKandShaunhastotellhimstoriesinorderforhimtocalmdown.

*breathes*

Well yeah. Just no Ezio/Leo please. Mommy!anon has worn out her disk of AC2. Not even joking. It's transparent.

So TL;DR: storytime from Shaun to a sick Desmond ORRRRRR Malik to a (adopted, found-you-on-the-street-hey-wanna-be-a-killer) child before bedtime, MAKE IT SO FLUFFY I CAN DROWN IN ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION.

Love,
your resident mommy! and daddy!anons.

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
On it like beans on toast! I love DesxShaun. :3 And I don't really wanna fill the other three I'm trying to do. They just aren't my style. D:

Shameful and rude!anon cannot help herself (having been slung around with divorce and other parental issues):

Why are they with the grandparents?

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The real reason Desmond left the assassin compound is because his father was abusive. One day Lucy comes up and says that they're going to go meet up with some other assassins, and one of them is Desmond's dad. He starts to panic, etc.

Bonus points if Shaun's the one who notices, but it doesn't need to be slash, it can just be friendship.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm all for Desmond angst. Seconded.

Hrm....

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Desmond screams in his sleep

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
After reading Rebecca's email to Lucy about Desmond screaming in his sleep, it made me want to read some serious Desmond angst. Call me nasty, but there's something about Desmond in pain and angst that makes me go all gooey.

Bonus points if you can get some Des/Shaun in there too!

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I AM ON THIS LIKE WHITE ON RICE

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ANYONE (or Des or Ezio) solo anal masturbation

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry ladies and gentlemen but please bear with me. I want (insert whoever here - even a random npc) to be alone but super horny. So he beats off but it's not enough. He wants something in him. Think of a crazy think he uses for it; a candlestick, sword hilt, sacred statue, or as someone once requested, a gun. I don't care if it's serious, smut or crack. Do it do it do it. Maybe someone could be watching and slapping that bass with him.

I can offer nothing in return but think of it as a huge sense of achievement for all anus enthusiasts.

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DO. WANT.

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