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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Altair was a bird once. He got better.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, guys, hear me out.

Altair really is a fukkn bird.

Al Mualim and his posse had the Staff or similar PoE and as Boss of the Posse, Al Mualim decides to have a little showing off of the Pieces' power. He tries to make a man out of dust, and fails. Stone, fails. Everything he tries, fails. And then he wises up.

He asks Umar Ibn-La'Ahad, his best Assassin, to go out and catch the best eagle he can find. The very best, nothing less. A month later he has an adult eagle tied down- it's a furiously wild thing, angry and clawed and completely uncontrollable; Umar has to wrap it in his blanket to turn it over to Al Mualim, it is so fierce. Al Mualim is delighted; he gets the bird to the correct place and works his bullshit macguffin stuff-

And instead of an adult eagle is a small child who is absolutely terrified out of his little mind at the thoughts and senses and just crying his little brains out. Umar, being a good person, scoops him up and both names him and marks himself for removal later on. But for now, he's very suddenly got this wild not-child child whom Al Mualim wants very badly to be his best Assassin.

Possible story points: Altair acting not-human even after growing up (again) human, Malik first being weirded out by this as a kid and just getting used to his shit as an adult and astounded as fuck when he finds De Sable's journal, because it details Altair's creation. Altair losing his shit when Umar dies (fuck the book canon, make something up) and regressing back into bird habits, Altair struggling because even though he's shaped human and has a human brain, his mind is still, at its core, avian. Getting the Apple and being torn between going back and staying. Explaining himself to Maria, the Staff's magic failing him, making him a bird again (an absolutely magnificent golden eagle of prodigious size), fighting that urge to catch mice. Umar doing the best he can by lil' Altair, feeling awful that he helped Al Mualim to do this while struggling with that fact that Al Mualim is still his Grandmaster.

...making a nest out of everyone's pillows.

I dunno guys come up with something (v._.)v Serious, not serious, I dunno, I just need help getting this out my head.

>hruby netbro
Hruby is indeed a bro on the internet, Captcha.

Re: Altair was a bird once. He got better.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDING!
God fuck this is an amazing prompt!

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Mini fill-type thinger

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No Title Yet--Teaser?

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Pheonix's Soul, Eagle's Body

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/self-fill: Reading Together 1/2

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Auditore-cest

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Call me sick and wrong, but one can't help but notice how darn pretty Claudia is in Brotherhood...and how oddly similar her and Ezio's bickering is to an old married couple's. Especially when Ezio boldly declares that he can teach the courtesans a thing or two, to which Claudia rolls her eyes in disbelief...because she's well aware of Ezio's bag of tricks from personal experience.

This can be either pre-makeup angry sex between the two, or staight-up makeup sex. Just as long as it's the Brotherhood era Auditore siblings.

Re: Auditore-cest

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a thing for incest, twin, sibling, or otherwise, so I second this!

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minifill! only once

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Revelations!Ezio time travel.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Revelations!Ezio gets the apple and the apple sends him back in time to the moment before Giovanni tells young!Ezio to give his proof papers to Uberto. He reveals himself as an assassin (not as Ezio yet) and convinces Giovanni to tell young!Ezio to deliver the papers to himself under some other name. Giovanni and his sons are not executed because they have the papers. Later on Giovanni and Ezio go to a place that only Ezio has gone, that Giovanni has no clue about. To enter though Ezio must use Eagle Vision. Giovanni get suspicious, finds the truth about Ezio, and Ezio tells him about his life.

Great opportunity for some angst here, and any pairing will do.

Re: Revelations!Ezio time travel.

(Anonymous) 2011-09-08 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I want this. I want this a lot! Oldzio, how sexy art thou!

Concerned!Giovanni

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio at around age 5 gets separated from his family at the market. He asks someone to help him find his family but when the guy asks what they look like Ezio responds with blue(Due to the eagle vision)and the guy is very confused. Eventually they find his family, but the person tells his family what Ezio said they looked like. Concerned, Giovanni has a talk with Ezio and ends up giving him a picture of his whole family incase he gets lost again. I want this full of hurt/comfort, family, and fluff.

Re: Concerned!Giovanni

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, oh, this sounds so fluffy and Ezio just telling the person who's trying to help that his family is "blue" is so very cute!

I might do this myself, but I don't have the time for another few weeks. Don't let this stop someone from filling it out though! *hint-hint*

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Robert/Altair or Leonardo/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know why, but I really have a craving to see these pairings. And I've hardly found anything so far (never seen Leonardo/Altair anywhere before, I think the dynamic would be hilarious.) If you include smut - it's optional, you don't have to, but I absolutely have nothing against it x3 - then please make Altair bottom. I would just love to see them hit on Altair and Altair being pretty stoic / clueless / oblivious!

(lol captcha: 201 argree, what's that 201 angry people agree?)

Re: Robert/Altair or Leonardo/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. I vote someone does a Leonardo/Altair. I don't think I've seen that either, but I could be wrong. *shrugs* And Leonardo topping Altair is making me grin right now. XD Please someone fill??

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LOL READ THIS. B[

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Instead of doing a book project (and filling my list of prompts) I've decided to procrastinate yet again, and get this damn prompt outta my head.
So, I'm pretty sure I can speak for every girl/woman out there when I say, we all fuckin' hate that bloody time of the month. We hate the cramps, and the migraines/headaches--everything about that time! >:C But, possibly, being told about our menstrual cycle isn't really bad... depending on who tells you and how awkward said person can make that situation. I think the kind future author-anon whose reading this can sense where I'm going.

If not, here's the TL;DR: I WANT ONE OF THE MALE AC CHARACTERS TELLING A FEMALE ABOUT THEIR PERIOD! (If this prompt makes you uncomfortable/it's gross--read over it. Sorry. D:) It doesn't matter if it's AU--wanna make Maria a teenager and have wise backstabbing Al Mualim tell her. DO IT!

BROWNIES FOR:
- Malik being the one to explain their "wonderful" womanly cycle.
- Leonardo's all too eager and scientific self explaining/shamelessly pitching in help.
- Kadar/Petrucccio overhearing/asking wtf the convo's about. LOL

GUYS! FULFILL ME PLEASE! IT'S MY FIRST PROMPT! :'>

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
OH HO HO, YES. JUST YES.

I wish Malik had a daughter that he could do this to. Claudia would work well, and Maria - that would just be hilarious.

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Malik/Altair, flirts

(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I get some Malik/Altair mutually and viciously flirting with each other? Vague insinuations in front of other people, less-than-subtle implications when they are alone, all of it sort of mean but sort of charming. That kind of thing. Anything with lots of tension that they are both aware of.

It doesn't have to end with sex, but maybe Altair gets fed up with all the flirting by the end of the day and sort of concedes by, idk, vaulting over a table to make out with Malik. Or something.

Please. D:

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-23 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG Anon, are you me? Dammit I wanna write this... I have other fills I'm working and prompts I have claimed in my queue already but if OP does not mind waiting I would like to do this. Others should not feel discouraged from also filling though.

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Why Am I The First?

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Alex Mercer is 16.

I've seen plenty of cross overs, where Alex Mercer and Desmond hook up, but I've never seen any where he was substituted for 16. I mean, we don't know who 16 is (unless I'm out of the loop) and Alex Mercer, prior to being Zeus could totally have been in the Abstergo lab at some point. I'm thinking, scientist gets kidnapped, is strapped into animus, goes nuts, breaks out, unleashes the virus, cue the events of Prototype. You can go where you want from there, but I thought it was a cool idea.

Open to any pairings/kinks.

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I like where this could go...

Little Blurby Thing

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It's not stealing, it's borrowing without permission...

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
So. La Volpe is a thief. A great thief. He can steal anything, anywhere, at any time.

So he steals Giovanni's kids for a bit.

The why, where, and how are up to you. Just need to see little Ezio and Federico getting stolen by La Volpe for a bit. Claudia and Petruccio can join too.

Inspired by "Robbing the Crib" by Envos-the-bouncy on deviantart. Because there's never too much Volpe/mini!Auditores...

Re: It's not stealing, it's borrowing without permission...

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Totally just re-read my own prompt and...

*facepalm*

I meant there can never be too much Volpe and mini!Auditores... not anything else that could have been implied by the slash.

*shudders* That gives me a VERY wrong image, seeing as I was thinking of 6 year old Ezio and 9 year old Federico when I wrote this...

Ezio is a cunning linguist

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio going down on a lady... preferably Caterina Sforza... he's extremely good at it & makes her cum with just his mouth (and fingers if you want).

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I want this solely for the title pun. Seriously, that made me laugh harder than it should have.

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Daddy Dearest

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
So...

While the rest of Desmond's family is lovely and all, I just want to focus on his father. Is he William M, the mysterious man who e-mails Lucy/the voice you hear in the credits of Brotherhood? Is he Bill Miles, a man only briefly mentioned in the graphic novel?

Serious or crack, just have Desmond's dad in there. WHO THE HELL IS HE!

Just realized that crack fill=Maury show. WHO'S MY BABY DADDEH!

Re: Daddy Dearest

(Anonymous) 2011-08-25 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. After that one child abuse story, I need gooddaddy!Miles.

This is what you get from playing CoD and watching Iron Man

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio is a marine sniper working on his last tour as a black ops agent. His final mission calls for him to sneak and help retrieve something from a warehouse in Syria as it is the site between the dealings between the terrorist family Borgia and the rouge agent Al Mualim. To everyone's surprise, the meeting is a trap and Ezio finds his family held captive (Giovanni was a retired General). Chaos breaks out and Ezio is not able to save his family but the rest of his squad capture their "prize". As it turns out, the military was hoping to capture the military expert/weapons engineer Leonardo who has been forced since childhood to work against his will into making weapons for terrorist groups.

Everybody returns home and Ezio is relieved from duty but ordered to help Leonardo adjust to civilian life. Ezio has PTSD/anger over his family dying for this man and Leonardo isn't used to being treated like a human being and doesn't know a life outside of the misery they have been forced into. They help each bother heal/fall in love but it turned out that the military wants to use Leonardo jut as the Borgia did. SHIT GOES DOWN

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Epic prompt is epic.

This anon is hopeful that someone will do a multi-chaptered fic on this, because it really calls for one. I will be stalking like a mofo!

Just A Kiss

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair is the "madame" for the courtesans (either raised by the previous madame or something else) and knows everything there is to seduction, from making a man/woman fall into a heap from a simple touch to even making guards attack themselves. He's even taught them the ways of assassination. (how he learns is up to you) Now Kadar and two other novices got in trouble with some guards and end up hiding in the courtesan building. They then meet Altair, who seems annoyed that is building is being used as a hide out. So he strikes a deal with them, they have to come and help out (helping the girls, getting rid of unwanted guests) and they can hide whenever they want in the building or in a group of courtesans. Somehow another assassin sees them run into the building and follows. (who is up to you) So the elder assassin is 1) shocked they are there and 2) take them back to explain to Al Mualim. Altair then gets summoned to explain to Al Mualim the deal that was set up.(romance and what's next is up to writer!anon)

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooooomg, this prompt, why is it so fucking fantastic?! SECONDING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Tornado Warning

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Complete AU.

So. Desmond, the rest of the Modern gang, and anyone else you want to throw in there are stuck due to horrendous, "OMG it's going to kill me" weather.

Is it odd that this is the only though about tornados that has crossed my mind since our are was put under a red alert/tornado warning?

Re: Tornado Warning

(Anonymous) 2011-08-25 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I, too, am under tornado warning. Instead of being careful, I am visiting a friend who lives in an apartment building, so I can get a better view of the lightning. 8D

SECONDED.

Also, suggesting that someone stand on a roof cackling into the storm. Preferably Malik, because...y'know. Or Rebecca, as she writes her slash fanfiction.

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AU Altair x Malik - Negligee

(Anonymous) 2011-08-24 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeahhhh, even I don't know...

Altair tells Malik he had a sexy sexy dream of Malik in a negligee. Malik is offended and feels insulted that Altair dreamt of him in women's clothing.

Although Malik is giving Altair the cold shoulder, Altair's dream keeps plaguing him and, much to his embarrassment, Malik buys a sheer negligee. Ohohoho~

Malik decides to dress up and wait for Altair to come home from work... or something.

Que extremely embarrassed, flushed but aroused Malik and very excited and teasy Altair. Sexing ensues!

I burn for this.

Re: AU Altair x Malik - Negligee

(Anonymous) 2011-08-25 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
OH YEEAAAH. This is definitely my fetish.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-25 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by some prompt about trolling templars, I'd like to see something similar. Have one of the assassins/templars keep purposely showing themself to the enemy and then ducking out of sight right when the other sees them just to annoy the piss out of them.
Bonus points if the asshole gets caught laughing in a corner by the other party.
Double bonus points if that leads to sexy times. ;D

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh ho ho, yes. I think I wrote the fill for the prompt you're talking about, anon, and I'd do this one too if I wasn't so bad at writing smut, so I'll just second this like a mofo'.

I just saw this..

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Well.....

(Anonymous) 2011-08-25 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Tou know how there was about an entire page on disney prompts a few pages back, well its mot such a big leap to the plots (the settings are more different to AC) of Romeo and Juilet, Taming of the Shrew, or Hamlet hmm?.....

OK i suck at subtlety, I want and AltMal AU pf romeo and Juilet BUT PLEASE make it as DARK as possible, can it be set in america, with them meeting each other at highschool,
and yes I would like the same ending, but forget the dagger and poison, a gun is much more dramatic!

MAKE ME CRY.... thats all

Ezio/Salai. Gentle but firm.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Salai teases Ezio to breaking point with light touches, innuendo and sensual looks. Ezio struggles to contain his anger and arousal. Eventually the Assassin snaps and bends him over a desk. Salai is expecting to get it rough, hard and brutally fast, but to his amazement Ezio is careful not to hurt him, and he gets a slow, gentle fuck (but very firm, deep and thorough).

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
NGGHHH WANT. I can just see Salai's confused expression as he is expecting to scream but instead just MOANS...

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ProtoCreed: Because we can't slash Desmond enought, right?

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
We all know there are a few Alex Mercer and Desmond Miles shippers in this kink meme, amiright? This particular anon would be satisfied with anything really, so long as it was said pairing. If prompts are wanted, I've a couple ideas:

-Alex manages to find the sanctuary - and, more importantly, Desmond. Awkward Explanation Time to Shaun, Lucy and Rebbecca is go!

-Desmond, working as a bartender, is followed home by our favorite Blacklight Virus. Maybe they've met before, maybe Alex saves his butt, or maybe he just pushes him against a brick wall and they make out for a bit. Or all three!

-Or something unbearably sweet of them just being all domesticated - you know, before everything went to Hell for them.

Re: ProtoCreed: Because we can't slash Desmond enought, right?

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
I may fill this for you, because I have such a love of AlexxDesmond. :D

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Fluffbomb!

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Fluffbomb! (last part)

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Silent Night in a World of Noise

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The Comfort of Protection

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Ezio/Borgia Messenger, playful Ezio, cracky ! :D

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lol yeah, I don't know about you but when I get bored in the game I often just run around and tackle random people. Though the regular civilians are rather boring since they don't offer a challenge. Thus, when the Borgia Messenger shows up, I'm always like "YAY!"

So, cue bored Ezio and an unfortunate Borgia messenger. Bonus points if this particular messenger has been tackled by Ezio before and he's like "NOOO! Not that madman again!" Super bonus points if Ezio after succesfully tackling the guy down, stays on top of him and proceeds to have a casual (possibly a bit flirty) conversation about their "relationship". The poor messenger is absolutely terrified and Ezio doesn't get it since it's just all fun and games for him :D.

Re: Ezio/Borgia Messenger, playful Ezio, cracky ! :D

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! If this gets filled I will have the biggest smile on my face.

Leonardo/Cesare, Cesare's first time

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh heh I'm pretty sure this has been requested at some point in time after saynomore posted that fabulous art of Leonardo teaching Cesare how to fuck
So yeah
Leonardo fucking Cesare into oblivion because he's so experienced and older and is fucking fantastic at it.
Also, orgasm denial for Cesare because Leonardo is totally brutal.
Love you forever, writernons :>

Re: Leonardo/Cesare, Cesare's first time

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I-I got all tingly when I read this prompt. ;3;

All I can picture is Leo doing hand-guns at a camera while Cesare's bent over a desk all moan-y and whatnot

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città di oro

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
So I don't know why this has never been prompted, and if it has I've never seen it.

So I'm sure you guys all know the movie Road to El Dorado right? Well I know I'm not the only one who's seen the similarities between Migel and Tulio to Leo and Ezio so... crossover perhaps? Retelling? I dunno, don't care, I just want Leo and Ezio in that sort of setting because it needs to happen.

Bonus points for guitar (or whatever it is) playing Leo while Ezio is trying to play dice (you all know that scene).

Re: città di oro

(Anonymous) 2011-08-26 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
For some strange reason, when I read this my mind automatically thought of Altair playing Chel... is that bad? Or is the fact that for Altivo I had Malik? >.> Maybe I'm just going mad... but I love the prompt nonetheless! I second it!

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RAGE.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
This anon has an asshole of a father, and after this last conversation, the shit hit the ceiling fan and nuked all of Manhattan, and I'm praying he burns in Hell.

So, give me some serious anger. I want Desmond dishing it out to Shaun, or Leonardo losing his shit. I WANT ANGER. SOMETHING VERBALLY ABUSIVE. EXTREMELY VERBALLY ABUSIVE FROM EITHER DESMOND OR LEONARDO. NO PHYSICAL ABUSE, (well, maybe a little, but I want lots of verbal shit) and maybe end it with something like Shaun apologizing, and the other fuming and saying something like, "No, you're not sorry, because you've done this before, and you'll do it again."

GIVE ME THE BIGGEST FUCKING VERBAL SHIT-SLINGING I'VE EVER SEEN. I NEED RAGE, ANONS.

Lured into a Trap

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Altair (or Ezio) are patrolling in the city, and notice someone being harassed by the guards in a rather confined area (dead end, tight alley, etc.) He goes in to help the poor citizen, but it turns out this "helpless" person is actually a guard, helping to set a trap for the Assassin. Even more guards swarm the area, and they end up capturing Altair/Ezio after a brief fight.

After throwing the Assassin in a cell in their jail, the head Templar (Robert or Cesare) decide to have fun with their captive. The guards are invited to join in as they had put in so much effort to capture Altair/Ezio. The guards don't hold anything back, as they had lost so many of their own to the Assassin (whether in previous encounters or during the capture.)

Bonus Points:
+1 Altair/Ezio hates himself for enjoying it
+5 Altair/Ezio is branded with the Templar's symbol
+5 Altair/Ezio frees himself
+10 Someone else saves Altair/Ezio
+10 Same someone helps Altair/Ezio through the trauma
+50 for no "healing cock" (but eventual smexing is appreciated! >:3)
+100 Altair/Ezio doesn't escape or saved for weeks/months
+infinity Altair/Ezio's life is drastically changed by this somehow (totally asking for an AU ending with this one - whether this is a due to a physical disability or a mental one, doesn't matter! Just no suicide!)

Re: Lured into a Trap

(Anonymous) 2011-09-06 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
I second and vote for Ezio to be the one caught! XD And I hope somebody shoots for the infinity points too, OP! *crosses fingers*

Sibrand/Altair, "Roll in ze hay!", crack

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Because this made me laugh my ass off.

http://mcr-girl9.deviantart.com/art/AC-Roll-in-Ze-Hay-201430432?offset=20

So, after getting constantly stalked by Altair Sibrand finally lost it. Something based on the pic. XD

Re: Sibrand/Altair, "Roll in ze hay!", crack

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD MY SIDES

Why is Sibrand so KAWAII?? Seconding.

Re: Sibrand/Altair, "Roll in ze hay!", crack

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