asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

That one AU every fandom has...

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
You know, that silly-fun one where all the characters are modern-day models and photographers and so on. Where is AC's?!

If it's been written before kindly link me, anons!

If it hasn't... well, any takers? :D

minifill

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
as there ia a lack of modern AUs in this meme, and as I am not any good as writer, and as I am atm writing with my crappy phone, all I got to offer is a minifill while we wait for someone better to snatch the prompt. Malik has two arms in this because this is an AU, also because it's very hard to model/photograph (especialy the latter, I have tried).

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" Oh, you ", said Altair just as Malik said:

" Oh, not you again. "

They stood there glaring at each other until Lucy stormed into the dressing room and stopped at the door.

" Shit ", she sighed, turning around.

" WHO THE HELL HIRED THE MODELS?! It's common knowledge these two cant stand each other! "

" Yes, I know. But when an employer wants good models, well, we give then good models, right? Those two happened to be available. "

It was Shaun, the editor. He continued: " The model we were supposed to hire, Desmond Miles, was occupied anyways. "

" As in you two fucked each other so hard last night you let him to stay at home ", Lucy grumbled.

" I did NOT shag last night! Least fucking Desmong Miles! " Shaun snapped, " We have a photoshoot to do. You just have to suck it up, woman. "

Lucy sighed, shaking her head.

" Rebecca... Please hit him. "

" Ouch! Et tu, Becca! "

The two models had fixed their stare on Lucy instead of each other now. Malik crossed his arms and Altair looked at her, frowning.

" I'll just ignore that... But Lucy, this changing room is meant for men. "

" What, are you shy? " Lucy shook her head. " Just get dressed as fast as you can. Leo is soon ready with Ezio... At least I hope so. The bedroom eyes that man made at our photographer... I am happy they didn't start dry humping right there. Anyways, you can't care about me being here. You're gay. Every damn male here seems to be. "

Altair seemed offended.

" Lucy, what the hell are you implying? I have a wife and a kid! "

" Yeah right. I saw Maria yesterday. She told me about your forthcoming divorce and the reasons behind it ", she sighed. Altair shut up fast as Malik watched him with a shocked look.

" You and Maria are going to divorce?! " Malik stared Altair angrily. Altair shrugged, trying hard to look like he didn't care.

" Whatever, Malik. It doesn't affect you. "

" For fuck's sake it does affect me! I have known her for a damn long time! I introduced you! Against my better judgement, it seems. Your stupidity almost cost me my arm and my brother already, it is only thanks to modern medicine it didn't happen. And now this?! " Malik scolded hatefully. Altair seemed to shrink confronted by Malik's anger.

Before Altair got to defend himself, Lucy quickly escaped the louder-growing quarrel rolling her eyes. She should have kept her mouth shut. She quickly closed the door to muffle the noices.

When she got closer to others, Rebecca shot her a sympathetic look.
" Rough times. "

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that's it for now. I don't know if I should keep writing :/ but I do hope someone writes something better for this prompt!


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Smuggler Fem!Slash

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Lia de Russo (The Smuggler)/Any female character (OC is okay)

Preferably in Venice and not an AU. Other than that, plot is all yours to go crazy with.

Bonus points if there's banana peel-slipping involved (banana peel-slipping = potential adorable!humor :D)

Re: Smuggler Fem!Slash

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I WANT TO DO THIS. Give me a few hours and I will try to get it done.

Is Smuggler/Dama Rossa okay with OP?

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A day of physical weakness for Ezio like that Buffy episode "Helpless" ...

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0533440/plotsummary

So, I want Ezio to have a day like that. The reason is totally up to the filler. But, there's important people to kill and Ezio still has to do his mission. He's forced into total stealth mode, unable to go toe-to-toe with even the easiest guards.

Healing cocks. Or depressing smut. Whatever.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I know I'm a complete utter derpface for asking this, but I want some healing cock. ...or hell, it doesn't even have to be healing. I just want angst and mind numbing smut all in one package. Preferred Bleeding Effect Crazy!Desmond x Shaun, but any yaoi pairing is good with me. ...no, really. ...except Volpe. Sorry foxy, I can't see you being angsty. D:

Re: Healing cocks. Or depressing smut. Whatever.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Does OP have a pref of whom tops whom?

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Anon searching long-winded confusion

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not an AU, but a dream within a dream. You've all hopgefully read about the upcoming Black Room in Revelations? Yeah. Somethinh like that. Desmond slips off the grid and won't tell where he's been. Then he's screaming in his sleep, something about a girl in a white dress. Shaun is suspicious, but Lucy and Rebecca shake it off as Desmond only reliving memories outside the Animus. Shaun starts digging closer and deeper, and finds a report that Leila Marino (chick killed by 16) had been killed in a white dress. Of course, it was not so white later...but Shaun devises Desmond is not only subjected to the intrusion of Ezio and Altair's memories, but 16's as well. Of course, what we know from the Abstergo computers files the relationship between 16 and Leila as unprofessional and pretty damn fluffy, in my head. So Shaun starts a conversation about Leila. Desmond starts yammering and stuttering nervously. Desmond doesnt stutter. Desmond doesnt know Leila. Shaun is convinced 16 has. In his head. An existant. Form. Calling it-t-tself. Leila.

Actual kink: a trip inside Desmond/16's mind and Des and Leila fuck. Actual weird twist? The scene changes constantly. Beach. Abstergo. Sanctuary. On the Animus. Over the Animus. Deep in a forest. Underwater. In a coffin. Take your pick.

Tldr? YOU DONT HAVE THE CAJONES TO WRITE THIS IF YOU GOT BORED AFTER THE THIRD SENTENCE.

How a desynch feels

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Every time Desmond fucks up and gets Ezio killed, Desmond dies. Desynching this way feels like, well, death. I want Desmond admitting this to Shaun by way of explaining why he screams in his sleep. Dude, no wonder he screams! He experiences the whole death, then has to do the scene over again, knowing what could happen. Slash optional.

Like Death [1/1, minifill]

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Every night, Desmond dies.

Every night, he wakes up with his voice raw from screaming, tears in his eyes from the pain.

Desmond wakes up with a jolt, staring up at bare stone blocks above him. He sits up, looking around the dark Sanctuary, rubbing his forehead. He's damp with sweat, his legs tangled in his sleeping bag. Looking around and hoping everybody else is still asleep, Desmond eases out of the sleeping bag and gets up, grabbing at Amunet's statue for support. Shivering in the cool air of the underground room, Desmond stumbles to the little fridge, digging out a bottle of water. He guzzles it, trying to regain his calm.

Every night, it's the same. He relieves Ezio's life in the Animus, and he also feels his ancestor's death. Every misjudged jump, every bleeding wound... He's died a thousand different ways a hundred different times and he remembers every single one.

None of the others know that he knows he screams in his sleep. They don't know he has their passwords and that he knows they email each other about him. Desmond rubs his forehead again, scraping his fingers through his hair.

"Bad dreams, Desmond?"

Desmond spins to see Shaun sitting at his computer, staring at his laptop screen, working on something. "Maybe, yeah." Desmond crosses his arms over his chest, instantly defensive.

"Look, mate, I don't care. Really, I don't. You just make the girls worry. So if you could just, you know... stop, that'd be really wonderful."

Desmond rolls his eyes, leaning on the edge of Shaun's desk. "Sorry if dying twenty times a day gives me nightmares." He watches Shaun out of the corner of his eye carefully.

Shaun doesn't look around, just keeps staring straight ahead at his computer, though he's not typing anymore. "You tell Rebecca?"

"I don't have to. You all already know. If it could be fixed, it would be." Desmond glances away, to where he can see Lucy and Rebecca sleeping.

"Look, Desmond."

"No, you don't have to say anything. None of us can do anything to stop me having nightmares." They'd been getting steadily worse as the days passed, though. As the Bleeding Effect got worse, so did the feeling of death. The Animus always cut off all sensation before death and desynchronized, but Desmond knew what it felt like to lay with a broken back on rough-hewn stones dying slowly. He knew what it felt like to be sliced open, to have his guts spilling over the ground around him. "I'm just sick of dying, is all." Desmond shrugs in his 'but I don't really care' sort of way and straightens up. Walking over to the statue of Altair, he scrambled over the crates and the desk to perch at his ancestor's feet.

He sighs and rests his head back on the stone, his right hand folding over the bracer on his left arm, the hidden blade flicking in and out of sight.

After a while, he hears Shaun going back to work, the clicking of the keys the only sound in the Sanctuary.

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Fabio Orsini asks for Claudia's hand. Ezio has him abducted and tortured as a test

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Around 1500, 23-yr-old Fabio Orsini asks Ezio if he can marry Claudia. (I have an older woman, younger man kink -_- but that's not really what the prompt is about ... would love to see him interact with Claudia though!)

Ezio is suspicious - the match seems to him unlikely, and furthermore, it may be cutting it fine for her to have kids. He wonders what Orsini really wants. Orsini swears up and down that he adores Claudia and can cope with the possibility of not producing an heir. He manages to convince Ezio of his devotion, but Ezio is not sure that Orsini is worthy of his sister. He might be an ally, but he is not an Assassin. He arranges for the condottiero to be kidnapped and tortured by "Templars" (ie, people he paid or maybe his own assassins or whatever) in order to test his courage and loyalty.

Please some Anon write this, because I don't have time to. :(

BTW - Asscreed wiki says Orsini was married to Jeronima Borgia, but it seems reasonable (to me) that if that was still the case, Rodrigo could have had the marriage anulled or whatever after Orsini turned against the Borgia.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
THIS, DO WANT. Assuming Fabio is the guy who lends Ezio and Machiavelli the Tiber Island Hideout, he was cute as hell and I totally want a fic about him. Secondly, despite being as gorgeous and arguably smarter than her brother (considering she ran Monterggioni all by herself, she can't be stupid), Claudia gets no love and totally deserves some happiness. Would love if someone did this

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Love Games

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I know Ezio is a sexy hot Itallion stallion ;P

But I miss and adore dorky Ezio, the one who fails miserably in being 'charming' when he first meets Christina.

So I want to tamper with this memory more....
I want Federico to challenge his little brother's flirting/seductive skills by selecting a target he has to charm the pants off.

*It's got to be awkward as fuck XD
*Ezio using cheesy chat-up lines (yep cringeworthy)
*Ezio puppy eyes technique.
*Following his target back to their place
*Ezio does get a kiss for his hard effort

Please make the target Leonardo for the lulz and that they don't really know each other at the moment. Leonardo is embarrassed, just wants to go back to his studio and work- but this hot young man is making it difficult.

Anon feel free to decided if ezio does succeed or not, EzioxLeonardo ending optional.

Please if anyone writes this, It will really cheer my miserable week up.

Re: Love Games

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

On it, Anon. I'm sorry you're having a shit week. I am too, maybe this will give it a boost <3 I adore dorky Ezio.


Althouhg, I can't be the only one who was FREAKING DISTURBED by that Cristina memory and found it more than a little creepy message for young guys playing that mission. Woman turns you down? That's okay dude, just STALK HER, and you'll get to rescue her from someone more creepy than you!

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(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair/Desmond/Ezio

Desmond is a stripper and his two older brothers Altair and Ezio are bouncers at the strip club.
They do NOT like people touching their baby brother...because he's theirs.

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WANT! I second so hard! MaybeI'lleventrytowriteitIdon'tknow...

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NEEDS MOAR INCEST

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo wanders to the Auditore home one afternoon to speak with Ezio and is let in by Maria, who is just about to be off and do some shopping, or something. I dunno.

He ventures upstairs to speak with Ezio and finds him riding his brother like there's no tomorrow. ~INSTABONER~

A beautiful threesome occurs.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
YEEEEESSSSS

Dear anon, I think I just found my long lost soulmate =D
I was about to request the exact same thing.

Someone please make it happen!!

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OP. Dying.

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Shaun/Desmond computers can't love

(Anonymous) 2011-05-30 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
so i've never prompted before...hope this is okay :) not sure if this has been prompted yet, but I needed to see it done!

"There are lots of things computers can't do! Like love. Computers can't love..." Shaun would know, and Desmond is intrigued, al the while ready to fill the void.
Des/top, wee bit angsty and fluffy lovins please!

Re: Shaun/Desmond computers can't love

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Oh, I can do fluffy love all right. XD But, I would like a little more clarification on the prompt. Does Desmond say it? Or would Shaun?

Nevermind.

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child abuse

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
This is the real reason why Desmond ran away from the farm. No sexual abuse please.

Re: child abuse

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
This was requested on page two. :3 In which, I am filling. Let me redirect your attentions there.

Batman x Assassin's Creed Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I've been wanting this foreveeeer.

Instead of becoming Nightwing, after handing over the mantle of Robin over to Jason Todd, Dick Grayson is kidnapped by Abstergo to be used in the animus. Turns out he's related to Ezio and Altair, but he knew it all along. His family wasn't really a circus act, that was their disguise because THEY WERE ASSASSINS! Bruce never knew though, and years later when the Justice League is called to stop an assassination attack on Luthor(HE WOULD TOTALLY BE A TEMPLAR)he finds that one of the assassins is someone he knows(IT'S DICK, DUH)

This anon would totally love it if the slashing of Bruce/Dick(bottom) was worked into this as well.

Multiplayer femmeslash. There's not enough.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
The Dama Rossa's the new bitch on the block.

And the Courtesan has a few things to teach her.

Bonus points for dom/sub.

The Alchmyst x AC crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
This anon is reading a FANTASTIC series by Michael Scott called the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. In it, Niccolo Machiavelli is an immortal human, and I can't stop derping.

So my request is that if Niccolo is immortal, why can't, say, Ezio and Leonardo? Apple, Elders, I don't care how you do it. I want Leonardo and Ezio meeting Nicky in a San Francisco gay bar, and learning that he's chasing after a pair of fifteen year old twins (Josh and Sophie) a man thought to be dead 300 years prior to his birth, and the most powerful sorceress in the known world. I want Ezio to just shrug it off (man's seen worse) and I want Leo totally sympathizing with him.

Bonus points for Josh and Nicholas Flamel walking into the bar, unaware that it was meant for gay patrons, seeing Macchiavelli there.

Extra bonus points if Desmond and Shaun walk in, and see Ezio and Leonardo.

THE INTERNETS ARE YOURS IF SHAUN'S AURA SMELLS LIKE EARL GREY AND HE LAUNCHES A FIREBALL AT THE DISCO BALL AND EVERYONE STARTS DANCING

MY SOUL IS YOURS IF MACHIAVELLI IS SO MIND-BLOWINGLY DRUNK THAT HE STARTS SOBBING IN HIS FRUITY DRINK.

Altaïr/Maria, Altaïr gets over-excited!!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR PART THREE FOR AGES!!!!! Now I can finally release my dirty ideas to the net!
SO!
Altaïr sees Maria breast feeding their son and gets too excited about it. And by excited I mean horny as hell :D

(Am I just dirty minded bastard or a plain pervert?)
Bonus points if you make Altaïr sucking Maria's tits like a baby.
Yes? Yes?

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YES! YES!!

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Giovanni/Lorenzo

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What I want is some Giovanni/Lorenzo (or the other way around), because it's got to be one of my favourites, and there isn't enough of it! Something cute, sweet and adorable, because I've read too much angst. I doesn't even have to be long..~

(It doesn't really matter what you write, as long as it's this pairing and sweet.. But maybe someone insults one of Lorenzo's poems and is really rude and Giovanni, seeing that Lorenzo's feelings are hurt, goes to.. "take care" of the problem.

Because I have a thing for overprojective!Auditores.)

Fill - What Makes Art [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Here you go, OP - short but sweet. I hope it satisfies!]

“Really, Milord, I regret to say that I found your poetry to be quite uninteresting. Trite, sentimental, and shallow, it contains none of the visionary imagination which denotes true artistic greatness. If I didn’t know better, I would have thought it the work of a lovesick fourteen year old. I do hope that in the future, you will stick to governing and banking and not attempt to intrude upon the world of the fine arts.”

After the poetry critic had left, Giovanni slipped from the shadows and silently wrapped his arms around Lorenzo’s shoulders.

“Go away, Giovanni. I am not in need of comfort, whatever you may think. I asked for his honest opinion and he gave it. It would be childish to be upset about it.”

“It would be only human to be upset about it, you put so much of yourself into your poetry. Don’t listen to that daft old bat. What does he know? He’s only a critic because he has no modicum of artistic talent himself. Your work is wonderful, heartfelt and graceful.”

Despite Lorenzo’s insistence that he was not upset, his rigid posture eased a little at the honest praise.

Seeing that his words were helping, Giovanni continued, “You don’t write for him. You write for yourself. As long as you are satisfied, that is all that matters.”

“Not only for myself,” Lorenzo murmured, smiling a little as he twisted around to kiss him.

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The next day, when a messenger brought word that a certain poetry critic had been mugged in an alleyway, Lorenzo was not the last bit surprised.

OP is happy

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auth-anon is happy that OP is happy ^o^

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Interrogation makes the heart grow fonder

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
This is kind of a long-winded plot bunny but bear with me.

I think we need to see an Ezio/Leonardo prison fic. Not like the few modern ones but where the two are captured by guards. Perhaps somebody spilled the beans that Ezio hides out in the artist's workshop and they raid the place only to find the two in bed together. Obviously Ezio is arrested but Leonardo gets caught for treason and sodomy. Cue the two stuck in a cell where they are using Leonardo to get Ezio to speak. And maybe Leo's interrogator was the guard who arrested him way back when in Florence and had feelings for the man that were obviously rejected leading him to put Leo on trial.

Or, you know, something like that.

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Please someone fill this!! Especially if you make Leonardo totally brave and resist them and tell Ezio not to talk... this is amazing

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Draw!anon request

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So I've never asked for a request like this before. This isn't for a fic but a pic.

Altair and Malik sleeping in some sort of awkward but adorable position, preferably on a bed and preferably not naked (either clothes or underclothes, sleep wear, whatever). AU or canon verse, doesn't matter either, just like they were cuddling or might have been in the process of getting it on and just... fell asleep.

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I'm tempted to draw this, would a sketch be ok?

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artfill

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully no one's requested this yet.

This anon has a massive hard-on for gender-fuck. So I want Desmond having Bleeding Effect!sex with Altair while channeling Maria (Thorpe, not Auditore). She's his ancestor too, after all.

Bonus points for:
• 'Maria' being pregnant
• Desmond really loving it, despite the strangeness
• Someone (Shaun, Lucy, Rebecca, or Vidic if it's pre-breakout) seeing or hearing Desmond while it's going on.

My soul for this, anon! Because we abuse Desmond so much already, why not through some gender confusion in there, too?

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I can't believe I misspelled 'throw' as 'through' WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

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Inside her memory 1/2

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¡Cesare/Micheletto, por favor!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
This anon is craving some loyalty kink, bad.

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SECOND. LIKE BURNING.

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bitty Borgia brats

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I would dearly love to see fic about Cesare, Lucrezia, and Micheletto as kids (possibly also Juan/Giovanni as well?) Can be cute and fluffy, or dark and not-okay -- they are a pretty fucked up family, after all.

bitty Borgia drabble

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Drabble fill, because this was too cute to pass up. <3
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Rodrigo sighed when he heard Lucrezia scream, "PAPAAAAA!" Her shrill voice filled the house and the young man who had been helping him hang up his newest painting cringed at the sound.

"Scusi," Rodrigo smiled halfheartedly at the man before hurrying off, with as much dignity as he could muster, down the winding halls to his daughter's room. He found Lucrezia lying on the floor, her face pressed to the rug as her tiny body shook with sobs.

Miguel stood over her with Cesare wrapped about him like an infant monkey clinging to its mother. Rodrigo resisted the urge to groan when he saw the mess Lucrezia had made of her cousin; his face was coated in sloppily applied make-up, ribbons were tangled in his dark hair, and the room stunk heavily of a woman's perfume (all of which had most likely been stolen from his wife's room).

"Lucrezia," he bent to pick her up off the floor, but she let her body go limp and only whined:

"Papaaaa," again. Rodrigo simply grabbed her with a second hand, hefting his little girl up into his arms and holding her tightly to stop her from squirming out.

With this done he turned his attention to his nephew with a sigh "What is the meaning of this, Miguel?" just as the boy opened his mouth to explain Cesare decided to intervene.

"I wanted to play soldiers with Miguel, but Lucrezia was being selfish and wouldn't let him go," he stared stubbornly up at his father, but Rodrigo was not impressed.

"What did you do, Cesare?" he didn't miss the way his son tightened his hold on Miguel.

"I hit her," Cesare replied, trying to sound braver than his father knew he was feeling.

"It hurt, papa," Lucrezia sniffled, "I just wanted to dress cousin Miguel up," her older brother growled.

"Dressing up is for women! Miguel should be playing soldiers with me!"

"NO! Cousin Miguel likes it when I make him look pretty!"

"You made him look ugly!" Rodrigo felt a headache forming between his eyes.

"Stop it right now, children," he commanded sharply. They shut their mouths in obedience, but continued to glare at each other. Through out all of it Miguel had not said a word, though his lips were twitching with the urge to smile. "Neither of you will be playing any more games today," Rodrigo set Lucrezia down on her feet, motioning for his nephew to do the same with Cesare.

His son was stubborn, however, and clung to Miguel up until his cousin started disentangling him. "You," Rodrigo pointed at Lucrezia once her brother was finally on his feet, "will clean up this mess you have made and stay in your room until supper." Her big, blue eyes filled up with tears, but she did not dare protest.

"Cesare," the boy squared his shoulders, "you will go to bed without supper for hitting your sister," his son's face became a picture of indignant rage. "Now, both of you apologize to Miguel; not once did you ask what he might want to do or if he had more important things to attend to than your childish games," satisfaction filled Rodrigo when he saw the anger drain from his son and his round face turn red with embarrassment; the boy could use some humility.

"I'm sorry, cousin Miguel," Lucrezia said softly, getting on the tips of her toes and holding up her arms so her cousin would know to bend down. She gave Miguel a kiss on the cheek before retreating with a bit of shame on her face.

Cesare flushed even redder and he swallowed thickly, muttering, "I'm sorry, Miguel," the older boy nodded in acceptance of both their apologies.

Without prompt Miguel bent down to kiss his cousin on the forehead, "Only a true man has the courage to admit his mistakes and apologize," the statement made Cesare puff up like a proud pigeon once more.

Rodrigo rolled his eyes, "Come, now, Miguel. I will find something more productive for you to do," his nephew nodded obediently, not hesitating to follow when his uncle began to walk away. When they were out of earshot of his children Rodrigo broke the silence which had descended over them, "You spoil my children even more than I do, Miguel."

The boy at least had the courtesy to blush, "I love my cousins, my lord, I cannot help but do whatever they ask of me."

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Dante Alighieri/Domenico Auditore

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Just read their entries on the Assassin's Creed wiki and don't tell me you don't see it:

http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Dante_Alighieri
http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Domenico_Auditore

I NEED THIS BAD

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I DO TOO, ANON

SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE THIS. I didn't know how much I wanted Dante Alighieri sexings until I read that prompt, hnnnng

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Claudia/Caterina Sforza Femslash

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
All the Auditores are hot and Caterina's a goer. And Caterina did arrive at Monteriggioni first, before Ezio got back from Rome, after beating the Pope's ass at the beginning of Brotherhood. Taking notice of Claudia, she seduces her, if only to ensure the FULL support of the Auditores. Smut is completely welcome, especially if Claudia begs for it.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I have a very simple request, and you can go wherever you want to go with this.

Desmond betrays the assassins.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Claiming this prompt! Have a wonderful idea, if OP doesn't mind me taking what we know of Revelations so far and running with it.

Run [1/1]

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