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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

De-aged to a baby

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I know we've had de-aged fic, but has anybody been de-aged to a baby? I would love to see what kind of reactions people get at seeing a fearsome Assassin turned into a cute/fussy baby.

- Maybe Altair is accidentally changed and Malik is the only one who can keep baby!Altair from crying. Malik is unamused by the situation, and refuses to be saddled with baby!Altair. But the other Assassins that try to care for the constantly crying Altair get frustrated with and finally give Malik no choice in the matter. Malik is startled by how Altair immediately calms down, and is really rather cute. (Malik should tease Altair when he is changed back.)

- When Ezio is changed, it is very public or in front of everyone at the hideout. Turns out that Ezio was/is a sickly, fussy little thing and everyone is in full on panic mode on how they should take care of him. The recruits attempt to care for Ezio, and many shenanigans ensue. (Or you could have Leonardo take care of him. That's cool too.)

- Desmond is de-aged during the night, and wakes everyone up with his crying. At first they all think that it's the normal screaming due to his nightmares, until they notice that it is too shrill. They are unable to calm baby!Des down until early in the morning, leaving them all dead tired. Turns out, Lucy and Rebecca are nearly completely incompetent on taking care of babies, but Shaun is a natural (and lords it over the two women.) Luckily for the women, Des is a pretty happy baby and isn't hard to care for.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
/quietly begins filling the Altair portion of the prompt.........

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Turnabout in the East [1.1]

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Ezio/Leo, upside down kiss a.k.a Spiderman kiss :D

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Errr... I have been trying to post this earlier but LJ is being funny so I shall try again.

Based on this pic:
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Leo screws up while testing his parachute and ends up dangling from a tree upside down. Ezio comes to investigate and embarrassed Leo just blabs something for an explanation. After seeing how adorably clumsy Leo is, Ezio decides not to help him down but does something more interesting. It’s their first kiss too and the first time Ezio openly shows his feelings.

Altair/other/other, haystack accident, CRACKY!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I just one day started to think silly things while performing leap of faiths and hiding in the haystacks. In reality there could very well be some homeless person sleeping in there, right? And then I started thinking even more: what if there were two guys making out and Altair unintentionally joined them when leaping into the pile?
So... this is exactly what this prompt is about. I don't really care who are the ones rolling in the hay but I would love to if at least the other one was a templar. It could be two templar knights who thought that guarding those chests was too boring, it could be... heck... it could be Malik with Robert XD. Go crazy!

Ezio/Leonardo, small Leonardo, apple shenanigans

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
This drawing made me go d'awww.

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Something with this scenario, please? I would prefer that they aren't in any kind of romantic relationship prior this but Leo actually has a little crush on Ezio. Bonus points if Ezio is more worried than Leonardo himself and (at least first) acts like an overprotective mother hen and Leo's like "Duuude? It's not a big deal." but is secretly smitten about the extra attention. Super bonus points if Ezio refuses to leave Leonardo alone and carries him around in his hood/collar and thus they are pretty much pestering each other ALL the time (and the citizens think Ezio is crazy cause he's "talking to himself". LoL.)

Other than that you're free to take whatever route you want. Make it cracky, make it angsty, make them fall in love, whatever rows your boat :)

Re: Ezio/Leonardo, small Leonardo, apple shenanigans

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"What are you doing? Why are you running towards the edge? Why are you jumping? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!"

*land in hay*

"NEVER do that again..."

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Garden Box

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik and Altair for some reason end up in a garden box hiding from some guards. It's all Altair's fault btw and Malik wants to show him why he shouldn't be such an idiot and always almost getting caught by the guards. Cue semi messy make out in the garden box, they try to keep quiet but can't. The guard finds them calls for backup. Altair however has other plans and when the other guards arrive he kills all of them in a very violent/bloody/messy way.

Malik is extremely turned on by this (though didn't know he would be). Altair notices. Sexy times in garden box. Top Altair since as much as I love me some top Malik Altair being a badass deserves it.

Re: Garden Box

(Anonymous) 2011-09-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon, are you me? There's simply no other explanation for this.

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Fabbro

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I the only one who thinks that the blacksmith is flirting with you?

"Aimici, why not shop with me?I have some of the best equipment in the distreto... I think."

"I am sure I have just what you need. Somewhere in the back, perhaps."

Those are te two lines I kept getting as I ran by a smith in San Gimignano. He's also one of the few that doesn't call you poor when you don't buy anything... He just sounds sad.

He liiiikes you!

Fail!fill

[identity profile] blusterby.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, OP, I tried and tried but this was all that wanted to come of your wonderful prompt. Hopefully someone else will come along and do it justice!

There were nights he dreamed of him; the assassino. Dreamed that he might run his gloved fingers over his neck as he did the woman in the square. Dreamed he would nibble his jaw, his tongue in his ear, and then down, down, down. Dreamed of shivering skin and trembling moans. And then dream of those harsher times with the bite of his teeth and the scratch of his nails, voice loud and strong and echoing. There were nights where he dreamed of him clothed. There were nights he dreamed of him naked. There nights he dreamed of him kissing and nights he dreamed of him talking. There were nights he dreamed of a willing partner beside him in bed, rather than his wife Julia who lifted her chemise with boredom and disgust as if a terrible chore. And then there were the days.

The days when dreams were abandoned and paled.

The days he would hear of his presence whispered amongst the crowds. When he would hear from a gossiping customer of a guard found dead in the streets. The days Julia would become a trembling mess and bundle of nerves, her rosary clutched between her fingers until the small, broken figure of Jesus Christ was imprinted in the cold, hard skin of her callouses. The days he would come; saunter up to the shop front with a posture that commanded respect and begged for admiration. Slide his hand over the wooden surface between them. Ask for the stock in a rumbling voice, heavily accented with a Florentine drawl.

He had asked that it stop. Prayed for strength from God every Sunday for a month, and then prayed for forgiveness every Sunday for a year. Taken lovers, a female and a male, and regretted it. Felt, then, the strong punch of the assassino's fist and the hard of his knee when it drove up into his stomach. He remained faithful from then on.

But...he still could not sake the dreams. Could not shake the want. Could not shake the overwhelming need that shook him to the very core and warmed him from the inside out when he caught a flash of them.

He swallowed thickly and clenched his sleeves in his fists, leaning on the counter and calling out. Sales, sales. They must be crazy not to buy. Finest fabbro in Italy. No greater discounts.

The guards were restless and on edge. They mumbled to each other and cast glances at the people. Pointed to those in richer attire, and made jokes at the expense of the courtesans. He would be here.

A familiar shadow fell over the counter. A glove fell to the wood and smoothed over it.

“I am looking for a sword.”

He looked up, eyes finding those beneath the assassino's hood. His eyes softened and his face crinkled into a grin. Lust welled up from his groin, distorting his mind and thought.

“I am sure I have just what you need. Somewhere in the back, perhaps.” He curled his grin to a smirk, passed his tongue over the top of his lip, cursed himself for falling to temptation once more and congratulated himself on giving an offer.

“The stock list?” They were sucking on their teeth, their brow raised, expectant and perhaps shocked. In the shop the wielder stopped hammering at a blade and watched on, disapproving.

“Right here.” He pushed the archive towards him, and pointed to the Captain's sword. “This one is light, cheap, and well made – should you take it.”

“Well made?”

“I have some of the best...equipment in the distretto...I think. Perhaps you would like to take a look? I would very much enjoy a second opinion.”

He gained another look, lingering, questioning, and bordering on angry. The creak of a leather glove reached his ears.

“I think that I will pass.”

“Oh...another time, then.” His heart sunk. The flame in his belly was extinguished.

“...Perhaps.” The assassin shrugged, repeating his own words.

He watched as the assassin disappeared into the crowds.

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Ezio + Recruits [GEN FOR PETE'S SAKE]

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio's first dozen recruits are all female. Machiavelli thinks Ezio has ulterior motives. And then he sees all the girls slaughtering guards and approves.

All goes well until all the female assassins are on the same schedule (if you know what I mean). Then Ezio kind of regrets his decision.

Basically, all the girls in the hideout on their period at once. All PMSing, with cramps, crankiness, horniness, hunger, the works. Ezio's the only man brave enough to stick around.

This totally isn't because this anon is suffering horrible menstrual cramps at this very moment

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I laughed so loud at this because guess what just started yesterday? Seconded with my boiling menstrual rage.

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UM, I THINK THIS IS A MINIFILL BUT IDK D:

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Machiavelli/Recruit?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-01 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
There's one for Cesare, why not Niccolo? ;3;

I haven't seen this before, so, yeah. A playful, troublesome recluta and Machiavelli butt heads constantly. Something plot device-y happens (recruit saves Machiavelli/vice versa, the recruit is forced to play the part of someone intimate with Machiavelli for a mission, whatever) and the two gain respect for each other that eventually develops into something more. Romance and sexy times ensue.

Bonus points:

+30 for sassy prank-pulling recruit
+30 for normally charming coughEzio-esquecough recruit that becomes bashful and bumbling around Machiavelli after falling ~in love~ with him
+50 for Machiavelli being suave as hell
+50 for any mention of Marietta
+100 for her actually being a character and Machiavelli being conflicted about his little love affair
+300 for the recruit "relieving" Machiavelli's "stress"
+my fucking soul for some kinky student-teacher sexy times

Re: Machiavelli/Recruit?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-04 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeas, I love the teacher-student dynamics. Seconded!

Reincarnation and Love

(Anonymous) 2011-09-01 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo and Ezio have been reincarnated into the present day and the modern assassins find themselves attempting to bring them today once again.

Simple but I'm in a simple mood.

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Bring them where? :P

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One-sided Altair/Robert

(Anonymous) 2011-09-01 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sounds nothing unusual BUT this time we shall turn their roles upside down. I can't recall seeing one single thing where Altair was the one doing the lusting. It's always Robert who wants to rape Altair.
This time though, Altair developes an obsession (some sort of hate-love thing I would assume) and Robert couldn't be less interested. Cue Altair's "assasination" attempts (read: molestation attempts) and Robert's growing distress.

Needles to say, this is possibly very cracky.... though if anyone thinks they can make this serious, I totally bow before your skills.

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This sounds utterly fantastic actually. God do I second!

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Ezio/any, gangbang

(Anonymous) 2011-09-01 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I want Ezio in a gangbang. Preferably with people who are not part of the cast. I want it consensual and happy. No non-con, dub-con or humiliation. Let Ezio have the time of his life!

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a situation in which Ezio would be pretty damn giddy.

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AC/Firefly crossover [With bonus crazy Desmond!]

(Anonymous) 2011-09-02 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio and Altir travelling the 'verse in a broken-down Firefly-class ship named Serenity with Desmond.

The Confederation is all Templars, maybe, and the assassins are taking Desmond to a safe hideout.

Desmond's crazy like River - a powerful psychic but put through a lot of stress and made to relive his ancestors' memories (if Ezio and Altair are those ancestors that's cool too). Whether or not Desmond and River are the same brand of insane is up to the writer.

Browncoats = Assassins??

[I know there have been fics similar to this posted and would love to be directed to any of them, but I'm horribly greedy and want one of my own to have written for me and to love and cherish and hug.]

Re: AC/Firefly crossover [With bonus crazy Desmond!]

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIREFLY!!!!!!!! OMG I LOVE THAT SERIES!!!! WANT THIS EXTREMELY BADLY!!! LIKE WRITHING BURNING ON THE FLOOR WANTING!!!!

Prince

(Anonymous) 2011-09-03 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
So... Prince of Persia Crossover??? O.o BUT WITH A TWIST!!!

(-going off the movie... not the game-)

Malik or Ezio as Dastan
Altair as Tamina (I think it's the personality...)
*If Ezio*
- Federico as Tus
- Petruccio as Garsiv (youngest brother)
- Giovanni as Sharaman
- Cesare as Nizam (just... without the uncle and cousin(?) part... Unless you want it to be awkward...)
*If Malik*
- Al Mualim as Nizam
- Kadar as Garsiv (youngest brother)
- Faheem as Sharaman
- Rauf(?) as Tus (pick anyone actually... this is a hard spot to fill)

Now, onto other matters:

~ Altair being an Assassin/Princess (*snickers*)
~ Major scenes are a must (aka obtaining the Dagger) but you may venture off the plot and do your own thing.
~ Sexy time is optional however an Ostrich race is a must.
~ Altair in Tamina's costume would be wonderful.
~ Free running.
~ Camels with a nasty habit of kicking people in the crotch (minus Altair... because everyone and everything loves Altair)
~ Add some magic in there (besides the dagger) or in other words... Eagle Vision!
~ I can't see Altair as a snooty princess who expects everyone to follow their every whim... I can however see him bitch-slapping and throwing a drink in someone's face.

Re: Prince

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Ooooh! Seconding! (Are you me? I was thinking of something almost exactly like this! There aren't enough Prince of Persia crossovers in the fandom, and the movie is awesome!)

For Ezio's side, you could have Rodrigo as Nizam, with underling/son Cesare as head of that Hassansin order (I think that's what they called it. Too lazy to check IMDB.) I don't think we utilize Rodrigo enough in this meme, it's all delegated to Cesare.

Altair could be classed as a High Priest, as I think Tamina was both Princess and High Priestess. (Though he could be called "Princess" by Ezio/Malik to get a rise out of him. XD) But Altair dressed up like Tamina is pure win. XD Especially that outfit she had when they were sneaking into the funeral. XD

Oooh! Abbas could be the leader of the Hassansin order!

....I just ran away with your idea. ;A; Sorry, OP. (I'm tempted to claim, but I have no time! ;A;)

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Can We Say Bodyswap?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-03 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I pop my kink meme cherry fill on a misfire, and now I pop my requesting cherry. Lookit me go. ^_^

Seriously though, anon has a secret, deep, dark, squirmy passion for couple body swap fics. I noticed one in a previous part, but there totally needs to be more. Anon would prefer either Altair/Malik or Ezio/Leo... or all of the above if anynon wants to multi-fill. ^_^

Bonus Points for:
- Sex-me times starting off as the person playing with their new body, only to be joined by their partner for the sexin's
- Noting similarities, but reveling in pleasant differences (think sensitivities and whatnot)
- No swap-backs until after the sexin's

Captcha: ooreso commoner? Help! Help! I'm being ooreso-ed!

Re: Can We Say Bodyswap?

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I've read a Leonardo/Ezio one- lemme look for it ( ._.),

Aha. Here: http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/16841.html?thread=1418185#t1418185

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lul wut is chronology (Ponyboy!Ezio)

(Anonymous) 2011-09-03 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The infamous kinkmaster, whats-his-face the nth king of Turkey(/Emperor of the ottoman empire? I don't know history, I just know kink) was fond of ponyboys (and ponygirls) - so much so he had a whole harem permanently in character, living in stables. He seriously adored them.

He was born almost exactly 100 years after when Ezio was, so lets mess around with time a pinch so that this king gets his hands on a young Ezio (however young is up to the filler, just less than 100 years, if you please) who swiftly becomes his favourite Italian stud.

I'd prefer it to be consensual, though, really, I don't mind.

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>"Favorite Italian stud"

>In a ponyboy prompt.

XDDDDDD

(Seconded so hard!)

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AltMal(or MalAlt) vampire

(Anonymous) 2011-09-03 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Now anons, I'm not a huge fan of vampires but I couldn't help but noticing that for every fic of vampires...there is an absence of Malik as a vampire. So anons, I would love to see a fic where Malik is the vampire. Altair killed his brother and now Malik wants to suck him dry(of blood ;D) as revenge but along the way of trying to get Altair alone he starts to grow fond of him(and wants to suck him dry elsewhere as well perhaps??? Just kidding). Smut or no smut is fine!

Federico/Ezio, grounded

(Anonymous) 2011-09-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
The boys are confined to quarters after some misdeed and forced to do paperwork or something. To alleviate their boredom, they experiment with each other. Suddenly this isn't so bad...

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Seconded so hard!

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Guard/Minstrel

(Anonymous) 2011-09-04 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, I make the strangest requests but there's a true story behind it!

Nobody likes the minstrels and usually just shove them or something and then they just cry: "But I love you, sir!/I thought you would like my song/blah blah blah!"
I usually just slightly pump into them which makes them drop their lute. Today I did just that when a passing guard got really upset and ran to shove me around and I was like "Why so mad? Are you his boyfriend or something?" And then I got this crazy idea to prompt something with them.

So... cue minstrel crushing on Ezio who couldn't be less interested + a music enthusiast guard who ends up being the minstrel's knight in a shining armor XD.
No matter what kind of guard you use (though I'm imagining an arquebusier/gun-guard cause they have a sexy design).

Re: Guard/Minstrel

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...I'm not making any promises but shit do I want to fill this. :'D I've got other fills to work on but I'll try to write at least a one shot for this cause now my mind is already thinking of what to do for this prompt...

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Malik/Kadar

(Anonymous) 2011-09-04 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I am going to hell for this, but a few previous fills made me love this pairing. No non-con, scat or guro, but otherwise, go nuts. I just need moar stories with these two.

Re: Malik/Kadar

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
If you're going to hell, then so am I because I have such a thing for these two together. Seconded.

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Long Baths, and Even Longer Nights.

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"Bad" Music

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Lucy listens to extremely dirty/sexual music. Someone else (preferably Shaun or Desmond) finds out and teases her mercilessly.

Bonus points for:

- Lucy dancing to her stripper music while she thinks no one is watching
- Luce and Becca dancing together
- The song "What's Your Fantasy" by Ludacris being hooked up to some speakers and being blasted to mess with Lucy
- Shaun/Desmond boners from her dirty dancint
- Shaun being pretentious and ranting about how Lucy's taste in music sucks eggs
- The whole gang talking about their respective tastes in music

...All of this because I found a playlist on my iPod titled "Screwing Music". I don't even know, anons, but make it happen and I'll buy you a stripper.

Re: "Bad" Music

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
This should be very interesting.

In other words, seconding!

Leonardo would make a good dom

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I the only one that thinks this? Cuz you know Ezio would totes enjoy being fucked by Leonardo. And you know Leonardo would be... creative. ^.^

So. I would like to see Leonardo using Ezio for his experiments. Maybe he's created an aphrodisiac and needs a test subject. Maybe he's painting, and needs a model, so he ties up Ezio and leaves him there (protesting) for a few hours while he paints. Maybe Leonardo wants to see how many times a man can ejaculate before he's dry. Maybe Leonardo just likes to fuck with him.

+ 10 brownie points if bondage is included. :3

Re: Leonardo would make a good dom

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. More common than you think, Anon.

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Papal Guard/Ezio or recruit, size/power difference

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The Wikia page states that "the The Papal guards are considerably stronger than Ezio and have a larger build, with all of them being at least a head taller than him" and for some reason that made me go HNGGGGH.

Sooo... I want to see a Papal guard in some way dominating Ezio or an overconfident recruit with the emphasis on the difference in strenght and size. NO rape or torture though!

Bonus points if you can use that particular guard who gave the money chest to the banker and was hit on (+ robbed) by a courtesan. He spoke with such an adorable english accent with some german words :D. If you don't remember him then check this (from 4:30) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePpdT_kuL8

Re: Papal Guard/Ezio or recruit, size/power difference

(Anonymous) 2011-09-06 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
yesssssss to the HNGGGGH, Anon 0_o

Seconded for Ezio, since I love the idea of him getting held down by someone more physically powerful than he is. I think it would be a rare and interesting thing for him to experience! Although if someone fills with an overconfident recruit, I'm not gonna complain XD

Feel free to ignore this but it would be adorable if Ezio is staring in amazement at his steroidy massive biceps and the guard notices and goes "Do you vant to... touch zem?" bahahah

Captcha: and andBodsl

Yes... this prompt makes me stammer too, Captcha

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Shower Angst: Shaun/ Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Shaun/Desmond semicon (or noncon) in the shower cubicle, with ghost!Altair watching (or maybe even joining).

preferably from Desmond's POV; I want to feel so wretched right now!

Re: Shower Angst: Shaun/ Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The image that jumps to my mind is Desmond hallucinating that Altair is molesting him when it's really Shaun.

I wish I could write this...

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Forever Alone

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sad... I've watched my 'friends', who I haven't hung out with at all this summer, make set of plans after set of plans.

So yeah, I feel lonely.

So, lonely Assassins. I imagine being an Assassin would be very lonely at times.

Re: Forever Alone

(Anonymous) 2011-09-05 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. This reminded me of this drawing:
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/312/f/e/God_knows_you__re_lonely_souls_by_doubleleaf.jpg

I like staring at it for hours and depressing the hell out of myself.

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Imagination

(Anonymous) 2011-09-06 12:09 am (UTC)(link)


When Desmond was younger he was probably left alone, nobody to play with him, no love, got nothing but a cold shoulder. So he made his own parental figure, someone to love him and cherish him, protect and play with him. Altair. But when he is forced to go to school and meet new people. He gets scared and runs away to... let's say... a park.

He walks around with Altair in the park for a while, before eventually sitting on a bench. Next thing he knows he meets two other boys, Leonardo and Kadar. Leonardo has an imaginary friend Ezio, and Kadar a brother named Malik. Desmond is scared to admit he has one (mostly due to his father doing something to him if he caught him talking to "himself"), so he lies. Malik and Ezio notice him fibbing but do not tell Kadar and Leo. Eventually, Desmond tells the truth and is able to see Malik and Ezio (and vise-versa (meaning Malik and Ezio were able to see each other but not Altair)). >Enter happy ending< right? WRONG!

Sadly they are split apart and don't meet until years later, but they still have their I.F. (imaginary friends) Enter happy reunion? Nope. Desmond's father notices that his son starts to talk to himself more frequently when he comes back from meeting the boys. >Enter trip to a psychologist and another trip to an asylum<

Desmond eventually is FORCED to forget Altair, causing him to fade. (but still remain) Altair then actually has to find Leo and Kadar and beg (*shock*) them to rescue Desmond.

What happens next is up to writer!anon.

Bonuses:
+20: Malik and Ezio arguing
+30: Malik and Ezio somehow get into a fist-fight
+40: Desmond's dad somehow getting arrested...
+50: Kadar (or Leo) getting a child's crush on Desmond (They'll be little kids, and Desmond's adorable. Who WOULDN'T get a puppy love crush on him?)
+80: Altair being temptation made "solid" (AKA... Ezio and Malik trying to gain his attention through any means.)
+100: Altair play mother!figure to Desmond (something about it makes my inner fangirl squeal)
My soul and internet babies: Somehow have Altair "thank" Ezio and Malik... *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

... I'm gonna go hide in a hole now...

Re: Imagination

(Anonymous) 2011-09-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
*joins anon in hole*

If this is bad, I don't want to be good!

Hm... This reminds me of Sucker Punch a wee bit (person who's not totally insane gets sent by evil!daddy to asylum, only to escape via the power of their semi-real imaginary reality(<---confusing, that last bit))

So, invisible, imaginary-but-not guardian angelsof a sort... One way to deal with lonliness...

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