asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
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Part 5
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Discussion

Needs moar Petruccio!

(Anonymous) 2011-09-21 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I need moar Petruccio, I heart him so.

Anyway,I is giant Federico/Vieri fan. I want Federico, Vieri, and Petruccio to interact some way. How you get them to do this is completely up to you. Good Luck!

Claim?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-15 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I might fill this, no promises though!

drive by anon salutes you

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Seeing as your reply was "any time soon"

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Fill Part 1/?

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anon is hooked

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Fill Part 2a/?

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Immortal Beloved

(Anonymous) 2011-09-22 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio dies (or does he?) and someone (whoever you want, maybe Desmond) finds a love letter that Ezio wrote to a nameless lover. Enter epic quest to find her/him.

Make it whoever you want, so long as it's not Leo (nothing against him, just that there's so much Leo/Ezio as it is) or his canon ladylover in Revelations.

Re: Immortal Beloved

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio writing secret love letters to Sofia? Hnnnnng.

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imprisoned leo/ezio angst

(Anonymous) 2011-09-22 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's kind of a strange prompt, but this anon wants to see Leonardo sneaking in to a prison cell to tend to a captured Ezio's wounds, stitching up a knife wound or something through the cell bars. Brotherhood-timeline would be preferred. The outcome of the situation, I leave up to you.

Cesare/Leonardo, beard brothers

(Anonymous) 2011-09-22 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
While employed by the Borgia, the reason why Leonardo grew a beard was because Cesare wanted a beard brother.
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and whenever Cesare is drunk, he insists they rub their facial hair together cause it feels funny... and... and then he tries to plait Leo's beard.
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and Leo doesn't know whether to laugh or cry
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and I'm sorry. I'm tired and in a silly mood and graving some light-hearted Cesare/Leo.

(Anonymous) 2011-09-22 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So since Altair and Ezio aren't related and it's been confirmed, I have been thinking.
Desmond was under the impression that they were related.
The other assassins knew they weren't related.
Desmond's reaction to this ~*~revelation~*~ hahaha i made a funny? Up to anon.

Ezio/Altair, Innocent Moments

[identity profile] dexter1990.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Now really, there are enough, and I mean, even more then enough, AltairXEzio fic's where the two can be found having tough sex and all that stuff.
The fact may be, they probably would be into that since they slice and dice people themselves every single day.

Now the thing is, I really love to see some love between the two. Some sweet and innocent, caring moments. And yes; Bonus for sex in the end, but I'd still like to see it sweet.
It's maybe an awkward request, but I'd love to see that, and you're my hero if you can write a good fic for me. =D

Re: Ezio/Altair, Innocent Moments

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
These are pretty cute,

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7325306/1/PDA
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7213153/1/Swimming_Lessons

may not be what you're looking for but it's Altair/Ezio, all fluff, no sex

Multiplayer Characters

(Anonymous) 2011-09-22 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Just got into multiplayer mode in Brotherhood and GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING?! So I request some multiplayer lovez plz. Pick whoever you want in whatever situation you want, but I would love some I'll Lupo because I get so excited when he's stalking me and I find him oh so sexy for some reason wut I don't get it either.

Re: Multiplayer Characters

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Loooooooove me some Il Lupo... Seconded for MP awesomeness.

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Embarrassing fuckups

(Anonymous) 2011-09-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I find it extremely amusing when someone who's greatly admired fucks up and makes a fool of himself. So, let's put Ezio into this situation since he's such a clumsy dork sometimes. Oh, ilu, Ezio.
How about him just doing something embarrassing in front of the novices? Like hitting on a woman and getting a swift punch to the face/crotch? Or demonstrating some techniques and falling off a building or something?

Bonus points if someone like Machiavelli, La Volpe, or Leonardo are watching and crack up watching it~

Re: Embarrassing fuckups

(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! XD

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fill!anon!

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.. I haven't seen this yet, so...

This anon recently got to play Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and I couldn't help but notice something. The pilot who flies Adam around for his missions is called Malik.

So... this prompt. A Deux Ex/AssCreed cross over. Maybe one of the AssCreed characters gets augmented, or Adam shows up in the AC world, or vice versa. I don't know. Something.

The idea just won't leave my mind!!!

( captcha: wtf? I can't type symbols!)

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, are you me? I've just barely started Human Revolution and this was the first thing I thought when Deus Ex!Malik showed up. I might fill eventually, but I want to finish the game first (and with my classes, who knows how soon that'll be) so don't let me stop anyone else from filling.

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Mini-fill: Augmentation

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Assassins Creed/Moulin Rouge!

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Altair/Ezio/Desmond as Christian
Malik/Leo/Shaun as Satine (lolShaun)

everyone else as anyone

or whatever

GO! D:

p-please?
I'll sell my soul to any writeranon that makes like a 20+ chapter fill for this. Though, anything is appreciated<3

Re: Assassins Creed/Moulin Rouge!

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
This anon can't write worth a damn, but would love to add to prompt if that's okay with OP...?

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Hey, hey OP

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Red Windmill [Intro]

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Subject 16/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Anything with these two! Set in game, semi-AU, AU - doesn't matter! I love the new video that was released and need this! (Prefer that Desmond looks like Desmond, though and not Ezio!Desmond that's shown in the vid.)

Re: Subject 16/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm... If I have any time between the massive amounts of hmwk I have, I will write something for you, as a fan of Subject 16. Are you sure I have to use Desmond!Desmond? And not Ezio!Desmond?

<3 me some 16, even when he was a fuzzy humanoid. He's just so kooky. Cheshire Cat!16!

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Sick

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
So, it's this anon's birthday, and I'm sick... So, because I'm miserable, I decided to make a request for Vieri miserable as well. So, my request is that writer!anon has Federico get sick and Vieri has to take care of him.

Because the only thing worse then being sick for Vieri, would be having to take care of Federico when he's sick.

Re: Sick

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry you're sick on your birthday, anon! : c I'm feeling a bit crappy as well so I can't fill this until after I sleep but I'm claiming this! I do love me some Federico and Vieri.

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Desmond in the Animus

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, we've all seen how Desmond goes into a coma. We've all seen how he has to go through a decillion more memories to get back.

...what if he doesn't want to go through anymore memories? What if Des's perfectly happy where he is, and 16 is actually there with him in the world he's created for himself, perfectly happy to keep Desmond there, in the Animus, forever, with him.

Can I have something with this scenario? Either from modern assassins' POV trying to get him back, or 16's POV trying to keep him there, or even Desmond's POV of being perfectly happy and not knowing, really, what's going on?

Re: Desmond in the Animus

[identity profile] denilarue.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Claiming. :3 De-anoning, because all I use this account for is kink memes, anyway.

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Ezio accidentally teams up with guards

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I was playing AC when a pickpocket surprised me. Cue epic chase on the rooftops... and guards joining me to catch the thief. They didn't give a shit about Ezio but actually ran alongside him. More and more guards joined and it became kind of a competition about who would catch the thief. Once Ezio and the guards gathered up on the same freaking beam and then one of them just pushed him down like "Go away noob, we're going to handle this!" Then Ezio got back up, tackled one, and the other one tackled him again like "MINE MINE MINE MINE!" I was laughing so much that I kept failing and the chase just dragged and dragged, but eventually the guards started to get left behind except for one. Then FINALLY I tackled the pickpocket and the guard stopped and was like "Yay! Thanks!" and proceeded to beat the pickpocket up.

I would like to see something based on this. It doesn't have to be the exact same scenario as I described but something akin to that. Bonus points if after the chase, Ezio and the guard(s) don't start fighting each other since they are all so exhausted and instead just... go for high fives or something XD. The reality of it all can strike them later.

Re: Ezio accidentally teams up with guards

(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Guard: Gottcha!
Ezio: Wait a sec. *grabs money* Thanks.
Guard: No prob!

*Later*

Both: Wait a minute...


I am busting a gut. Really.

[GEN} Desmond + Subject 16

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wherein 16 is a creepy fuck and loves to mess with Desmond's head.

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

(Anonymous) 2011-09-23 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Anons !
I seriously crave some awkward porn. Something like a couple's first time together with things getting messy and people being kind of embarassed and shy and the whole thing being just PLAIN AWKWARD, but ending up all nice and sweet despite all the previous difficulties xD

Preferably Altair/ Malik, either canon setting or a modern AU, just nothing like teen AU or high school AU please. This anon likes their nc-17 fanfic with actual mature men.

Re: WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-15 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Look this way:
http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19860.html?thread=6961556#t6961556

Heat aka FUCK ME NOW

(Anonymous) 2011-09-24 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
We've had a few dealing with aphrodisiacs, so how about some of another Must-Have-Sex cliche?

Let's say those-who-came-before left behind something more then just eagle vision in their genes. When Altair/Ezio/Desmond (or Federico/Giovanni/Claudia/Perotto or even La Volpe if you're like me and think he's got some of that ancient blood in him, though maybe from a different line) reach a certain age/maturity they go through heat. And they need to fuck/be fucked. NOW. By ANYONE.

Whether or not their heat affects the people around them as well is up to anon.

ANY PAIRING is good, but two I think would be interesting:
Ezio/Templar Guard who was in the wrong place at the wrong time (or the right place at the right time)
Desmond/Altair (Altair has no idea wtf is going on, but Desmond knows because he's had family to warn him about this so he takes care of it)

Re: Heat aka FUCK ME NOW

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha ha!!!! I like this prompt! Seconding!

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Platonic slash and culture?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-24 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So, uh, weird request is weird.

Apparently around the time of AC1 (though I am probably mistaken) having homoerotic feelings was more-or-less OK, though acting on those feelings (read: gay sex) was VERY much not. So I'd also like to see two characters being totally in love, but expressing that love through very subtle ways, like familial hugs, kisses to the forehead/cheek, careful choices of wording, etc.

I'd like to see snapshots of the pair in their day-to-day lives, and the way they are affected culturally/religiously by Islam (since that was the predominant religion in the area at the time). For instance, perhaps waiting for a target to finish salah (formal prayer) before killing them, even though it would be easier to not wait; or performing wudu/ghusl (ritual washing). A million bonus points for the pair being Malik/Altair.

Anyway, any kind of fill (even a teeny-weeny one) would be very much appreciated.

Re: Platonic slash and culture?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this prompt, and I have been born into a Muslim family, so I know about their rituals, but I have a weird writing style. I don't know. If the stress of work and school doesn't hit me this week, maybe I fill it. Not promising tho!

OP

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RIDICULOUSLY SPECIFIC AU PROMPT

(Anonymous) 2011-09-25 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
We haven't had one of these in a bit, have we?

Well, tough luck.

So here's the deal. An AU with the Templars as the leaders of organized crime. The Assassin's are either the police or a task force set up just for the Templars.

Desmond, in all his luck, has become the key piece in all of it. The Templars want to kill him for some secret (or some such thing) he holds, while if the Assassin's get it, it spells game over for the Templars. Poor Desmond doesn't even realize.

Well, I guess it's not too ridiculously specific.

/LAME

Re: RIDICULOUSLY SPECIFIC AU PROMPT

(Anonymous) 2011-09-28 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Less specific than some of these Long!Prompts we've had. And it is rather interesting to reverse the sort of Assassins=vigilantes, Templars=corrupt system classifications encouraged by the canon.

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Finger Amputations

(Anonymous) 2011-09-25 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/chatroulette-trolling-fingers-are-overrated.jpg

I think it says alot about me that the first thing I think of apon seeing this is AC. I need some help.

Altair/Malik, school AU

(Anonymous) 2011-09-25 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
http: //allahdammit.deviantart.com/ gallery/#/d4apf28

Something based on this wonderful picture - Altair hanging out with the "cool" guys (Ezio etc.), Malik, Shaun, Leo etc. are all nerdy - cool guys scoff at the nerds and Altair goes along but secretly has his eyes set on Malik.

Complete AU or reincarnation fic - up to you.

Re: Altair/Malik, school AU

(Anonymous) 2011-09-25 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! (maybe I'll try to fill this fff I dunno)

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Lion King anyone?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-25 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Soo I saw Lion King in 3D last night, and I'm sitting there thinking: "This could be a great Assassin's Creed fic...oh my god."

Like, in the game Des is pretty much the FREAKING HOPE FOR MANKIND, and in Lion king, Simba is the same with the lions. Can someone give me this with Assassins instead of lions, Templars instead of hyenas, Cesare instead of Scar, Ezio instead of Mufasa (why yes), Leonardo instead of Zazu, Shaun instead of Nala, and Lucy and Rebecca instead of Timon and Pumbaa?

Please, I will give you my first born child for this fic! I NEEDS IT!

Comfort

(Anonymous) 2011-09-25 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Any two characters.

Neither could have the one they truly wanted, so they take comfort in eachother.

Re: Comfort

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck my heart. Anon, why did you do that? ;___;

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Vocaloid/Assassin's Creed crossover anyone?

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I know, I know, this sounds completely and utter crazy but the prompt about bad music inspired me to this, that and listening to Vocaloid music this past month non-stop.

I'd like a fic where one of the characters are blasting Vocaloid music on their speakers and Shaun getting really pissy about it. I think the character that's most likely to listen to it would be Rebecca, maybe she took off her headphones on purpose to piss Shaun off? With maybe Desmond laughing his ass off in the background?

I dunno man, I just wanna see how Shaun would react when he hears Vocaloid music.

Re-cap
-Rebacca blasts Vocaloid music on her computer speakers
-Shaun tells her to shut it off and gets annoyed when she doesn't
-Desmond laughs at their antics in the background
-Lucy can only shake her her head at them

Bonus
-Rebecca plays "World is Mine" as sung by Hatsune Miku on the speakers
-She plays the song from the video on Youtube
-Shaun can understand what she's singing and insults the lyrics
-Rebecca tries and fails miserably to sing along

Guards/Cesare, "The man who called GUARDS!" (lol)

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I think many of us paid attention to how bratty Cesare sounded and how he constantly screamed "GUARDS!". Add some parody pics where Cesare calls GUARDS when he has trouble falling asleep, when there's a scary insect in his room, when the toilet paper ends etc and the idea for this prompt was ready.

In this however, I would love to see the GUARDS getting their revenge on Cesare. So maybe after he's arrested, they just decide to make him their prison bitch, spank his butt like a brat he is and just generally turn their roles upside down. I'm not making this too specific though so feel free to go with some other scenario but I just want to see that the guards get the upper hand in the end. Also, I'm very partial to Papal guards since they seem like Cesare's most trusted warriors so I would also assume they get most of the shit from him. No matter how elite they are, they too must grow frustrated at some point. Haha.