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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Shaun manpain/ H/c

(Anonymous) 2011-10-08 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Let's face it, Desmond's line gets all the love when it comes to hurt/comfort. Altair? a mess of fics. Ezio? he's got his share too. Desmond? He's MADE of h/c in the fandom's eyes.

So where the hell is Shaun?

Shaun has some training, but he's not graceful on his feet, really prepared to fight, or the most fit. He's prone to shooting his mouth off in ways that can get him hurt, and lets not forget, the Assassins can't really go to a hospital if things get bad.

So make him suffer. I'm not talking "owwwwww baby has a bruised nose" or a cold, or anything like that. I don't mean one short scene or a throw-away plot where he's deathly ill and then he's on the mend. I mean a fic where the main point is severe injury to Shaun, and either his slow recovery, or his downward spiral into something worse.

Paring? I don't really care. I'm partial to both Rebecca and Desmond, but if you want to make it into some strange world where Malik is there with the worst bedside manner ever, that's also golden.

Just work Shaun over, and make it LAST.

Chant du cygne 1/?

(Anonymous) 2011-10-08 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
On reflection it really was all Shaun’s own fault.

If he had shown a little more care, been just a tad more wary, demonstrated just a little bit more of a sense of self preservation it could safely be said that he wouldn’t been here right now, in this really bollocksed up situation.

There were more things to fear than just the Templars after all. There were more people, crazy and angry for the sake of it, who were willing to take a life for no other reason save that the pretentious British man had a habit of shooting his mouth off and had offended whatever sensibilities these unstable people claimed they possessed. The knife hadn’t been there one moment and then the next second it had been in the hand of the wiry Italian man, his narrow eyes alight with murderous intent over whatever inane insult Shaun had let pass his lips, honestly it had fallen so easily from his lips that he couldn’t remember what it had been.

Now, alone with this man in one of Monteriggioni’s darker alleys (stupid of him to try to be discreet on his way back to the villa) he couldn’t help but feel this situation was both very dangerous and so utterly ridiculous. He had a gun, of course he had a gun, but somehow the thought of reaching for it before this man lunged, like some mad animal, didn’t seem entirely likely. That left trying to talk his way out of the situation but again, Shaun’s diplomatic abilities were limited and that was being kind.

“Listen, whatever I said to offend, it wasn’t meant, alright? So let's put this all behind us and go on home, reflect on what a close call this was towards being something we all might regret later, yeah? No need to be doing something stupid tonight.”

The man’s face twisted, a sneer curling his lips, hand tightening around the hilt, skin stretching tight over his knuckles.

It took Shaun all of three seconds to realize that this man didn’t speak English, not a word, and while Shaun loved Italian history, lived it more freely than he did his own life, he didn’t speak the language. This man was spoiling for a fight, this was a man who had been walking the streets angry, looking for an excuse. Meeting Shaun, foreign and likely not easily missed, their ability to communicate limited to the clumsy and easily misunderstood language of gesture and tone, was a perfect outlet.

Shaun reached for his gun the same time the man lunged, a quick darting action that had him in Shaun’s personal space before he could suck in a proper breath and Shaun really wasn’t trained for this, wasn’t prepared for hand-to-hand combat of any kind. He managed to shift enough so that when the knife ripped into his flesh it was a grazing tear to his left side, nothing that couldn‘t be fixed with a few stitches.

He was not so lucky with the next two strikes. The knife slipped back into his flesh jaggedly between his ribcage while the last went wildly, higher than the rest, sinking in clean and deep.

Shaun’s world lit up in a bright nauseating firework of pain. He was falling and he wasn’t sure why, why it was his legs suddenly felt like they were made of jelly, why it was taking him so long to hit the ground. He could hear the pounding feet as they ran away, registered distantly that the man was gone and so was his knife and when he hit the ground, years later, it was too hard, jarring, more pain that radiated up one knee, an ache that settled in his hip.

His breathing sounded too loud to his own ears and it hurt, it hurt more than anything Shaun had ever felt before in his life and his mind flashed, offering images of Altair, of Ezio, the memory files of Desmond’s adventures in the Animus flaring before his eyes. They had used their blades to kill, swift and deadly but Shaun remembered the images, remembered the ground littered with bodies; not all of the men had been lucky enough to die from one strike, had been left groaning and clutching at themselves as they bled out, fluid from whatever punctured organ filling their body, blood filling their mouths, dying a slow suffering death.

Chant du cygne 2/?

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Really, anon?

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da Vinci To-Go

(Anonymous) 2011-10-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
This anon just spent a good twenty minutes following Leonardo around the military district (at the very beginning of Sequence 11, after Leonardo talks about the prophecy and what not) while he wandered around in circles. Being the classy whipper-snapper I am, I decided to try and tackle him and pick him up.
It failed, for all my tears ever.

So, I'm not asking for a ridiculously long story, I'd just love to see Ezio hoist Leonardo over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes (or bridal style; also to Leo's protesting perhaps?) and carry him off to do ... something (totally up to writeranon.)

A fic that is RTYI

(Anonymous) 2011-10-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly just Ezio carrying Leo (and it's Brotherhood!Ezio as opposed to AC2!Ezio. But it features Ezio carrying a concussed Leo briday style.

http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19860.html?thread=5111700#t5111700

Something to hold you over until a fill gets made, perhaps.

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Leo + Salai + Melzi

(Anonymous) 2011-10-09 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Because, really.

http://doubleleaf.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4c99pr

Leo probably had his hands full with the two of them. Not too worried about plot, but Salai and Melzi antagonizing each other with Leo trying to be mediator is a must.

anyone/ezio, hair pulling

(Anonymous) 2011-10-09 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
anyone/ezio, sexy timez while playing with that long hair of his - tugging, twisting, pulling hard enough to hurt. LeoEzio is the obvious pairing, but bonus points if you use Antonio, Bartolomeo or La Volpe instead. dubcon is okay but I'd prefer it not to be noncon. Aaand I'd prefer it if it was youngish Ezio, from ACII. Please and thank you! :) TL;DR anyone/ezio, hair pulling (well… that is the subject line...)

Re: anyone/ezio, hair pulling

(Anonymous) 2011-10-09 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
OP, sorry about horrible spacing, I accidentally clicked non-auto-format XP

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Had an idea

(Anonymous) 2011-10-09 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm horrible at timing, and this is idea would be due at the end of this month, just in time for Halloween. I had the idea of the Assassins, in the modern world, going trick or treating (as adults accompanying the kids, to a party, or trick or treating themselves in the neighborhood) and because they are assassins, and it is Halloween, they scare someone. Intentionally or unintentionally.

El Dorado, anyone?

(Anonymous) 2011-10-10 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so me and friend of mine recently noticed similarities between Ezio and Tulio, and Leonardo and Miguel.
So just wondering if there's a chance ANY form of x-over? Crack/humour, slash is all good. We just want it.

Re: El Dorado, anyone?

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
This has been requested a few times already, but I can't find any fills for it.

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someone/ezio.. awkward body heat-sharing?

(Anonymous) 2011-10-10 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I would just love a little fragment in which Ezio and another man are forced to sleep together (er, literally, not sexytimes) to conserve warmth. It's all very manly and awkward but somehow the snuggling is... rather nice. Bonus if in the morning they decide it never happened. Ezio & Machiavelli preferred... How you work this out with climate etc is up to filler... Please:)

boners optional

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(Anonymous) 2011-10-12 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Umm... if it wasn't Machiavelli, who would your second choice be?

(sorry, I don't know the character well enough to write him in-character ^^;)

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(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I saw this video featuring gameplay from Revelations youtube.com/watch?v=-dle6U9hn_w and at about 1:43 it starts a scene where Ezio is dressed up as a minstrel and sings to protect Prince Sulieman from some Templars.

After my initial "what the hell?" I couldn't stop myself from thinking about all of the annoying minstrel prompts on here.

So, Ezio is now an annoying minstrel. Deal with it. :) Now, an actual prompt... No idea, anons. Just go with it. It screams crack.

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio is just adorable in that outfit. What exactly is he singing though? I can understand something about Cesare but I can't tell exactly what.

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The Words, Bro

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Ps3 Crossover thingy

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
In honor of the amazing PS3 commercial, can we get a crossover type thingy (lol oh looky there the title). Nothing long and drawn out, but it would tickle me senseless to see Ezio, Snake, Nathan, Chell, Paul and whoever else in some cracky situation together. :D

Re: Ps3 Crossover thingy

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh this is an awesome prompt! *hugs*

Don't forget Sackboy! He could be in his assassin gear and ride around on one of their shoulders. (I'd love for Lightning to be included too. Or Fang. :3 Have Ezio hit on either one and see what happens. *grin*) Ezio would find the Portal gun quite useful (and so would Nate. :3)

Come, writeanons! You know you want to fill this!

Fill: "To Micheal!"

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Fill: Flirting with Portals

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ezio/leonardo/salai

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
is it possible to request ezio and leonardo double penetrating salai? he has it coming, idc~

I haven't seen this pairing yet

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I need some serious cheering up to ease my worries over my health: I haven't had my period in 7 weeks and I'm not pregnant, it's irregular as fuck, sometimes only skipping 2 weeks before suddenly skipping 5 weeks again and the almost daily cramps, period or not, are killing me. I /think/ it just started today but I'm not even sure. Going to see the doctor soon but right now I really want to read some porn to take my mind off things, and I've been craving this particular pairing lately.

There's plenty of Altair/Ezio out there... I've seen Malik/Leonardo, I've seen Kadar/Federico... I've seen Cesare/Sibrand even.

But where's Robert/Cesare? I'll admit, I like Robert and he's almost always portrayed as a rapist. That's not a bad thing but I'd like to see something else for a change. Whether it's AU or through Apple shenanigans, I'd like to see these two Templar Grand Masters get it on, hard and dirty! (because I figure Cesare became G-M after he killed Rodrigo).
Bonus points for Ezio and/or Altair watching without them noticing, much like how Ezio saw Cesare and Lucrezia snogging in the game. I loved that. XD

It'd probably be a power struggle, them fighting for topping rights but in the end I'd prefer Robert on top because he's a BIG guy. And please, no noncon on this. Dubcon is fine.

Someone? Please? ;_;

Not a prompt!

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
A while back I read this wonderful fic, and I'm pretty sure it was a fill here (not one actually posted in the comments, but where someone had posted the fill in their journal and linked to it under the prompt). It was where Ezio was a mental patient at some asylum Abstergo ran, and Abstergo hired Leo, an OC psychologist, to talk to him, explaining to Leo that he resembled Leonardo da Vinci (whom Ezio was in love with) and they wanted him to play along.

But the twist was (spoiler) Ezio wasn't crazy, he was the real Ezio sent from the past into the modern day by the Apple, and Leo didn't just resemble da Vinci - he was co-habitating in da Vinci's body. Crazy shit.

Anyway, it's driving me insane and I can't find it anywhere here. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I'm pretty sure the author did multiple fills here.

Re: Not a prompt!

(Anonymous) 2011-10-11 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what fic you're talking about, it's called The Nature of Daylight and was written by the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] manic_intent. All of the chapters can be found here (http://nothingtrue.livejournal.com/44668.html).

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Petruccio recieves EDUCATION

(Anonymous) 2011-10-12 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Whoo! This anon just read through all 3 parts of the meme... and realised that before I came on here I had no idea what rimming, sounding or cunnilingus were. Hooray for the loss of my mind's innocence! 8D

So in honour of LEARNING, I'd like to CATAOP.

I can't remember which page this was on, but as far as I know it was never filled. Federico and Ezio decide it's high time Petruccio learned about sex, so they start to teach him about how to pleasure himself and a woman... by demonstrating on each other. And they get more and more into it until they're pretty much making out.

Bonus points if Federico makes Ezio be the 'woman' in the demonstration.

Petruccio is not participating, just watching... in bewilderment...

The original prompt was phrased much better, but I can't find it. XP

TL;DR Ezio and Federico teach Petruccio about sex by demonstrating on each other.

Mpreg Altair/Ezio or vice versa long complicated story

(Anonymous) 2011-10-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
This will be a slightly specific request. It came about from reading this fic: http: //www.fanfiction. net /s/6619565/1/ where Altair was captured and used by Robert until he was saved by Malik.

I would like to see a fic in which Altair and Robert in this situation are transported to the battle of Monteriggioni where Ezio is captured by Cesare. Robert falls in line with the templars/Borgia. Altair and Ezio meet, but they are unable to do anything about their situation and wind up in Rome.

Saved by assassins, but by heredity both are hermaphroditic and have become impregnated by said enemies above. They are forced to hide with the courtesans until the end of pregnancies.

I had silly ideas involving other stuff for the story, but I think it's a little over the top. So I leave the rest of the story idea to the writer.

(Anonymous) 2011-10-17 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
This could possibly be changed to genderswap story.

Leo finds and adopts teh cutest kitteh evah!

(Anonymous) 2011-10-15 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I just read the most adorable fanfiction from an entirely different fandom and it spawned this prompt.

I want to see Leonardo finding a stray cat and taking it back to his studio. The cat though has to be the most adorable cat with the biggest green eyes and Leo MUST dote on it like he would his own child (if he could). Ezio visits his studio and watches Leo dote on the cat partially bemused and partially melting on the inside at how cute a Paternal!Leo looks like.

Or maybe he's jealous of the cat getting all of Leo's attention.

It's up to the writer what the pairing is, straight or slash or whatever so long as I get a Leonardo doting on a cute kitty with Ezio watching.

Re: Leo finds and adopts teh cutest kitteh evah!

(Anonymous) 2011-10-16 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
This is teeth destroying ADORABLE. <33

Seconded!

Ezio/Ezio's hand, Armour of Altair.

(Anonymous) 2011-10-15 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio, having heard the awesome stories of Altair and all the cool stuff he did, has a huge, fanboyish crush on the guy. So when he finally gets his hands on Altair's Armour (and gets close enough to his statue to get an idea of how the guy actually looked) he starts fantasising about his hero, and eventually ends up on his knees, jerking off to the image in his head.

Bonus points for:

-Ezio still being in the crypt when he's fapping.
-Ezio eventually ejaculating over the armour.
-Somebody walking in at the end, or maybe having been there from the beginning... Perhaps Leonardo, if you want him to get some romance? Or a family member if you'd rather he was absolutely mortified? Altair himself if you want to add some extra WTF to the situation?!
-Desmond and co's reactions to this memory- a mixture of amused, squicked and turned on?


Digimon crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-10-15 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I was talking with my sisters and offhandedly mentioned how easy a crossover between these two fandoms would be and they were shocked, as if they had never considered the possibilities before. But come on! Both are about people from the real world being transported into a computer simulated world to deal with problems therein.

Please anons, it's not that outlandish, is it?

Re: Digimon crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-11-19 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Would OP like actual Digimon, or like, half human half Digimon people (as in, Desmond's half Agumon or whatever)
I can work with either, but I just want to know what OP thinks. If we go with actual Digimon, does OP want them to have the personalities of AC characters (I think Shaun would make an excellent Patamon)

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(Anonymous) 2011-10-16 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
ive seen variations of this request but they rarely get filled. Id like to see ezio and federico taught things about sex (ie PORN PROMPT) by their father. maybe petruccio watches secretly or he is told to watch as giovani has ezio and fed demonstrate things. Or not. Maybe leave petruccio out of it and giovani is just teaching ezio and fed. idc, writers choice.

extra points if giovanni tells ezio and federico to touch and kiss one another and gets raging fucking hard over it, like precumming wet spots through his pants.

federico/ezio self fill

(Anonymous) 2011-10-16 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I wanted an ezio/federico story and I have seen a few requests for them that rarely get filled so i wrote it myself. I wish someone else would fill it, too, though, because mine seems more goofy than hot because I fail at sexwrite.

Re: federico/ezio self fill

(Anonymous) 2011-10-16 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Giovanni strokes his chin thoughtfully for a moment, seeming confused at the precise nature of the question. It was something a boy ought to learn on his own - certainly he had - but then the beginning had been a disaster of learning experiences - perhaps Ezio was already so wise at twelve to know he didn't want a fantastic catalogue of failures under his belt before things began getting good. The older assassin grins ruefully at his son who, despite the personal nature of the questions he was asking his father and his young age, was reclined casually in the sitting chair, legs sprawled nonchalantly with one elbow crooked on the chair-arm. A picture of masculenity despite his silk blouse with the top three buttons splayed open and a cluster of passment at the cuffs, long, dark hair draped down around his face, and blood-red velvet trousses. Yes, Ezio was just the type of boy who would want his tentative steps into romance to begin perfectly (if only such forsight extended itself into all avenues of the child's life - to which Giovanni thinks of the reckless ways Ezio had approached chess, swordfighting, and violin).

"Well, I never could find an instruments mendor who could fix the pegbox of your viola with the mess you made there ," Giovanni mutters aloud, so that Ezio tilts his head slightly, questioningly. "No,no, you're right, it would be better to go into such things with a general idea," the man says, finishing the musing while wondering, if a chess piece could become lodged in the stucco of the playing room wall, what then, would Ezio do to lips in innocent trial and error.

"Well, the first thing you want to do if you're going to kiss a girl, Ezio, is ply them with sweet things. Compliment them. Tell them they are beautiful while touching their face, as if nothing else in the world could be truer," and Giovanni's hand raises into the air, as if to brush away a phantom piece of errant hair over a young girl's face. He smiles at the ghost of her, then fixes his eyes on Ezio in the way a father does when he thinks of his youngest son going in for a first kiss. The little flirtare.

"I do that already," Ezio says, grinning a little.

Giovanni smiles, of course. Even with Claudia he had heard the boy listing off larger-than-life virtues in flattery, although it was not in a negligent or flippant way - Ezio's nature was to bring other's to blush; even with his father he often doted excessively on one thing or another, to a point that the man would shift and become flustered. So then, surely, Giovanni could skip schooling the boy in flirt.

"Well then, ah, going in for the actual kiss, that requires a stayed, slow hand - you must never rush a woman, my son. You must push her to believe that she is allowing you the privilege of the kiss."

"Tsh, you're going to ruin him," A voice intones from behind with a cautious air. Giovanni turns to appraise his older son with an unamused expression at the chortling over his instruction, and Ezio sits up, his cheeks suddenly going pink.

Federico simply smiles, something lopsided and without judgements, throwing himself into the library minus invitation and into the chair next to his father, opposite his little brother. He brings one leather boot up and places it against the thick gold brocade upholstering Ezio's chair, right between the boy's splayed legs, and reclines bonelessly backward into his own seat. "You must never romance a woman." He twists a lank strand of his chin-length hair between his fingertips before brushing it against his lips, watching Ezio with interest now that he had, apparently, begun taking steps into manhood (or atleast had the urges of manhood). But what a terrible thing to find their father giving him instruction! - Federico had been witness to the sugar-sweet courtship of his mother for far too long (and had stiffled countless groans and disgusted noises when Giovanni went on about her eyes at the dinner table, or her hands, or her courage. Courage, really, Oh, Maria, you're the bravest woman I've ever known, and the way he held her hand and brought it to his lips, after. Federico cringes.

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Alt/Ma :>

(Anonymous) 2011-10-16 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we have something like this?

http://allahdammit.deviantart.com/art/Fake-204525134?q=gallery%3Aallahdammit%2F29047897&qo=55

Re: Alt/Ma :>

(Anonymous) 2011-10-17 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good God yes please. I'm not sure if this has ever been done before but I want it like freaking crazy.

Poor Kadar. I like seeing you suffer. ;__;

Mercer / MacGrath / Miles

(Anonymous) 2011-10-16 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I have something with Alex Mercer, Cole MacGrath and Desmond Miles?
How they meet or a fight.

(Anonymous) 2011-10-16 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a master list im working on of things I want to read or eventually write, I figured this was the perfect place to crosspost. FEEL FREE TO WRITE ONE????

+ Altair made codex pages with help from the piece of eden (I assume most of his apparent genius stemmed from the apple). Lets see Ezio make some codex pages with the help of Leonardo. Oh, think about Leonardo getting to come up with ways to code them/encrypt them and being generally nerdy and happy :)

+ Younger, novice Altair taking any order al mualim gives him. Maybe to Malik's constant annoyance. I'd like to see Altair having fucked up in some way that makes al mualim angry, so that he gathers a few of the other novices and commands them to beat Altair and he gives altair express instructions not to raise a hand in self defense and to take it. And altair sits obediantly on his knees while he gets the fuck beat out of him - each time he is knocked backward, kicked over, or doubles over in pain he drags himself back to his knees and resumes a submissive stance. Maliks thoughts on this?

It can be as gen / character meta as you like, just focusing on Altair's determination to take the pain and what wanting to be an assassin means to him. Or you can gay it up with as much hardcore porn as you want; al mualim can feel intrigued by how much altair takes and begins to give orders for decidedly harder-to-tolerate and more-embarrassing sexual assaults. Or Malik can comfort altair after the beating by helping bandage him leading to hurt/comfort. etc. Sky is the limit.

+ Ezio's emotional breakdown after the death of his father and brothers. Where, with who, when. It actually annoys me to anger that he doesn't break down ingame and that shortly after he is flutter-eyes at brothel girls. I could see it happening with Leonardo, of course, but I wouldnt mind seeing it happen with Lorenzo Medici, either. I have much love for Lorenzo, and of his little chat about how their families were forever entwined.

+ I've never seen a drabble or story that focused on the fact that Altair was head of the assassin's order until his death after defeating al mualim. Lots of potential there. How does he rule his assassins, how does it affect his relationship/friendship with malik, what traditions does he keep and change from al mualim's rule. And as far as the hardcore porn addendum can we just say young novices pliant at Altair's now older and wisened feet? YAWM.

+ The science of eagle vision. What's going on there. The porn subplot: what else can you see with it :o) Voyeur! assassin. If I can find mars statues stuck on the side of walls I want to be able to see two guards screwing each other in a tower. Or spy on Leonardo :o)

+ Ezio wearing Altairs armour from the vault. Do whatever you want but tons of points for Altair jerking off while wearing it. Or while smelling it. Or jerking off on it. I wouldnt be against (and i usually get bored with piece-of-eden-manipulation stories) seeing Ezio use his piece of eden to go back in time to meet altair WHILE WEARING altairs armor :) Altair would be all, the fuck? Maybe he gets altair to switch armour with his because it would be the same but then ezio could could back to his time with it being freshly worn/sweated in/generally goddamn hot and sexy.

+ Federico/Ezio. Federico is the original playboy, where do you think ezio learns it ^_^ Again, a host of ways to explore it. Ezio and fenderico want to teach petruccio some things, or petruccio asks for education in romance/sex. Giovanni teaches his two oldest sons and has them practice with one another (there is just no end to the sun that would burn in my panties to read about giovanni getting hard watching his sons kiss). Federico takes Ezio to a brothel, threesome ensues, the realization that they dont need the girl ensues.

+ Lorenzo/Giovanni. I dont really like older blokes together, not my thing, and I dont find either particularly attractive but I do like them immensly as characters so I would love to read anything on their friendship, on a relationship, on the first time they meet when Giovanni rescues lorenzo from drowning.

OK, then!

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Give me a day or so to do #2. Even though I have homework and stuff to do, I need to write this like BURNING. UNF.

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(Anonymous) 2011-10-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
One of the things that people yell at you in the first game is something along the lines of, "He should stop behaving like a child!". Which implies that all children in the middle east in the dark ages basically behaved like spiderman all the time.

So, I'd like to hear about Altair and Malik doing stuff like that, and Kadar as the tag along kid. Playing tag and lave where instead of the furniture being safe buildings are safe and things, except in a really hardcore way because they're fucking assassins in training.

(Anonymous) 2011-10-17 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Spider-creed, Spider-creed... this should totally be done.

Malik, you're looking a bit pale there...

(Anonymous) 2011-10-17 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon wants one thing: Malik fainting because of something Altair did/does. What Altair is doing? Well, that's up to you and pretty much anything goes. Only make Malik drop to the floor and I'm happy.

I'd be extra happy (read: friggin overjoyed) if it comes out as a Alt/Mal pairing. And some aftercare.

Everyone Fucks Il Lupo

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Just that. Everyone/Il Lupo. Preferably told in short, stand alone stories. I'd adore it if it's told from the POV of the Abstergo trainee controlling Il Lupo but it's not a must.

That is all.

Oh, and if there have been past fills of Il Lupo sexing, feel free to leave a link back, because hnnng!

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OH GOD. in the middle of two Lupo-centric fills, I can't believe someone else shares my obsession.

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