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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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Part 1
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Part 5
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Discussion

Dream a little Dream of me

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Request for a bittersweet fic.

Malik usually dreams of Kadar but in this dream it's different.
Kadar is saying goodbye, telling his older brother that he can finally move on because he know Altair is there for him now.

Comforting a crying malik,that it's only a temporary goodbye for now. Kadar leaves a passing message they will see each other again one day.

Malik then wakes up in Altair arms in their bed.
Alt/Mal fluff/comfort at the end please.


I lost somone dear to me not so long ago. This is kinda of based on a truth, that my aunt had a dream about her.
My aunt told me she was so happy,at peace and told her to pass on a message we shouldn't worry about her. I miss her so but glad she is happy wherever she may be.

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wind sweeps by, rustling the wispy, dry stalks of grass, and Malik realizes that he has never quite seen a place like this before. It's beautiful, a picturesque place of rolling, steep hills covered in emerald fur and sweet flowers. He inhales, but can't smell a thing. It's in his mind, the smell. Sweet, soft. The wind doesn't blow him at all, but in his mind he can feel it, he knows it's there. It almost seems like...

And then he notices the figure ascending the side of the hill, regards the white robes, the red sash belt, the dark head with increasing clarity. Like a telescope, his vision focuses, and blue eyes look up at him from beneath their lashes.
Malik... the figure whispers. Hairs prickled on the back of his neck, Malik knows suddenly that he can't breathe from the sorrowful weight crushing his chest. It consumes him, drowns him. His entire world flutters, and it's almost like he's about to be sucked away, but Kadar--yes, it is Kadar--reaches out for him quickly.

"Stay, Brother," Kadar says, and the voice is inside of his head, not on those young lips. Malik knows he wavers unsteadily, feels the unique burn at the back of his throat when water pours into his eyes.

"Kadar..." and he can't even hear himself say it out loud. Regardless, Kadar smiles at him.

"How are you, Brother?" asks Kadar, stepping closer, wrapping those (it seems like to Malik) small arms around his middle. His brother nuzzles him, brushes a cheek along the white undershirt, fingers the dark-blue robes of the dai.

He is unsure of how to respond to that.
Terrible, he wants to say. In pain every single night when I shut my eyes. Agony in the morning when I open them, when I remember. To tell Kadar that, however, would be a travesty. He opts for a barely whispered, "Well."

"That's good," Kadar says cheerfully without missing a beat. "I am well, too, Brother. Ah," and Kadar sighs, turns around in place while lifting his arms. "Look, Malik," he says. "Look at it, isn't it wonderful? Not like Masyaf at all..."

Maliks sees, when he turns his eyes, the view he had taken in when he first could remember. Afraid Kadar would vanish before him, he quickly snaps his gaze back to his brother, the one facing him again with a smile.

"It's all right," murmurs Kadar. "About everything, I mean. Malik." And when Kadar reaches up, when the palms touch his face, there but not there, tears flood his eyes without a chance of ceasing. He is ruined, torn asunder as parchment when too wet with black ink.

"Kadar," Malik breathes. He doesn't know what to say still--there is so much, yet it is so hard to pull from within him. "I miss you," is all he gets out.

"I miss you, too," says Kadar. "You and Altaïr." Malik's heart clenches. Him
and Altaïr. "I am fine, though. Here. It is peaceful, and I am not angry... I'm not angry at you, Malik, my brother. I could never be. I am not angry at Altaïr either. Here, there is no place for anger." Kadar places a palm against Malik's chest, keeps smiling. "Here, too, there is no place for anger."

Malik turns away, and then quickly turns back again, once more frightened that his brother may vanish into thin air before his eyes. "There is no hate," he repeats, the voice echoing in his head is hoarse. "Not anymore."

Kadar strokes Malik's cheeks, thumbs away what he assumes to be the tears that had coated them. "Good," says Kadar. "I am safe, Brother. I am happy, and you will be happy, yes?"

He can only nod.

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Rebecca Crane/Original Character

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Rebecca with an Original Character, being cute and adorable pre-AC. Preferably where said couple is engaged, separated by templars, with a tearful and angst ridden reunion post-Brotherhood.

No Gary stu please.

Can he be in the military military kink ogad

writer anon gets a cookie!recipe

/LOL typed this like 3 times and decided TL;DR would work best

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This could be hard to write if you don't want a Gary Stu.

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Simplicity is key

(Anonymous) 2011-06-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Gonna keep this short and sweet.

Lucy/Rebecca in any way, shape, or form.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

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If you're still reading this, it was all so YES!

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Art / fic of the pairing (not by me)

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AC/Pirates of the Caribean Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe Jack Sparrow's compass is a Piece of Eden, that in turn transports Altair, Ezio, or Desmond forward/back in time to Jack's time (I assume Pirates takes place sometime in the early 18th century, based on the costumes. The "Golden Age of Piracy" was from 1650s to the 1720s).

Bonus points if Malik, Leonardo and modern day assassins make an appearance. I just want to see everyone shocked at Jack's insanity/sassiness...and perhaps Altair/Ezio/Desmond horrified by their mounting attraction to him. Double bonus points if Norrington from Pirates shows up too.

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OP are you me?! This anon just watched PotC4 again in theaters and was thinkinh the PoE was a compass too! HOLY GUACAMOLE I GOT THIS ONE. Anon asks if Will Turner/crew of the Black Pearl will be sorely missed if not included?

Random!anon

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Volpe/Machiavelli: hurt/comfort

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
So if there's one thing I love more than sexy old men, it's hurt/comfort. So why not combine the two?

I would love to see a fic that deals with the fact that Machiavelli was tortured by the Medici when they came back to Florence in 1512, because Lorenzo's son Piero was kind of a twat and was convinced Machiavelli had conspired against them. However, no evidence of wrongdoing was found, and Machiavelli was exiled. I would love to see Machiavelli's assassin buddies, particularly La Volpe, coming to help him or support him after that particular episode. (Perhaps La Volpe sneaking into the dungeons to free him while Ezio talks some sense into Piero?)

Bonus points for:
• Volpe feeling guilty all over again for having thought Machiavelli a traitor back in Rome
• Volpe and Machiavelli having a previous romantic or sexual relationship
• Use/mention of/reference to strappado (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strappado), the method that was used to torture Machiavelli

Give me woob, anon! I need iiiiit!

Re: Volpe/Machiavelli: hurt/comfort

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
As with most things involving non-sexual torture and interrogation I love this so hard I scare me.

IRL Machiavelli was totally badass about it and just took it and refused to admit to anything, seeing as he hadn't done any of the shit he was accused of. Then, ever the opportunist when it came to getting his name out there, he dedicated The Prince to one of the Medici XD

I am sure there is a way to tie in Machiavelli's ambiguous loyalties, the Medici-Assassin alliance, etc etc etc with this.

And the Volpe thing, FUCK YEAH. Helping him up with a nod of respect that he took it all without breaking... can't shake his hand because his shoulder joints have just been completely fucked up... trying not to reveal their relationship (even though Ezio already knows XD ) and being all manly and repressed.

And Ezio, the ageing badass - talking sense into Piero the Useless with subtle menace and perfectly controlled rage. Yes, yes, yesyesyes.

I REALLY WANT to claim this but I feel like I shouldn't because there would be a big delay between now and when I could potentially do it - working on other fills and life and work and crap and I have to have the self-discipline not to overcommit and disappoint people. :(

That said, if nobody claims it, I'd eventually do it.

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writer!anon returns!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
..with a very mini minifill, because her idea machine is malfunctioning. Sorry OP, i suck ;n;

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'my knuckles hurt' Altair read on his cellphone, a text from Ezio even though they where both inches next to each other. 

'wimp' The Arab replied.

'not my fault the drunk hobo from yesterday had a hard face'

'lol'

"You guys! Get her off'a me!!" Desmond yelled from afar, his foot caught in a deadly grip by a blonde older woman.. who was actually a tranny.

Here we go again.

Re: writer!anon returns!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
holy crap, sorry KinkMeme... terrible misfire xD

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AU??

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
I would really like to see an AU with the same characters/relationships as the western AU some pages back, BUT in modern day, maybe focus more on Kadar (the idea of naitive american Kadar is yummy!) - prefered settings are New York, Boston, London, Paris, Madrid or Rome!
PLEASE!!

Re: AU??

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the one who wrote the Western AU. :) I might take this up. XD But just to clarify, you want AltxKadar, happychild!Desmond with Ezio as his father and Lucy as his little boy crush?

Could we include racism extremes? Like, KKK if in Amurica? XD

How about crazy taxi cabbies and thugs? Gangs wars? 8) You've got my brain turning now.

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Cat and the Eagle [tentative title]

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It's like wife swap but not.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Through contact with the Apple at some point in time, Altair, Ezio and Desmond manage to get all their sidekicks...mixed up. Cue culture clashes and shenanigans. Altair dealing with a very enthusiastic Leonardo? Ezio dealing with a very put-out Lucy / Shaun? Desmond dealing with one cranky, snarky dai?

And of course, despite all the shenanigans and information-collecting opportunities, all the Assassins really want is to get their pals back, man.

Pairings of your choice optional but completely welcome!

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Seconding this!

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hurt/comfort: Federico/Vieri

(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I just love these two!

And I would love to see a touching scene.

Maybe Vieri's father said something very offending to his son or something like that.
It would be nice if it's the first time, that Federico sees Vieri emotionally hurt,(maybe tears too?)
and if Vieri first denies everything/tries to send Federico away.

Please somebody write this?

Re: hurt/comfort: Federico/Vieri

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I will take this prompt to Mordor, anon! : D

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-02 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This is probably just me, but since I recently finally got around to starting AC2, I keep noting that Desmond and Rebecca have something... similar about them. Maybe in their faces or their voices, I'm not sure, I just keep thinking that they're somehow related.

So. I want Desmond and Rebecca who are secretly siblings or cousins and have always been very close, up until Desmond ran away, who are pretending this relationship does not exist and never has because it would make things awkward/get Rebecca positioned away from Des because they're too close/any other excuse.

The fic can be just them palling around like silly sibling-like beings do when nobody's watching, but what I'd really get a kick out of would be Rebecca giving a "Desmond's my brother and I've finally found him again after almost losing him too many times, so if you hurt him in any way I will forget about the Brotherhood and our friendship/the Bro Code and thoroughly beat you up" speech to Lucy or Shaun, depending on whether you feel more comfortable writing het or slash.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's kinda adorable. Yes please!

Being There

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Brushie Brushie Brushie

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun/Desmond

Desmond goes off to brush his teeth before bed, then Shaun pops in.

Epic make out session begins. TOOTHPASTE INVOLVED!

Bonus bunnies if Lucy walks in on them.

Don't care where/when, just do eet~

Re: Brushie Brushie Brushie

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Lj ate my comment... :/

Anyway, someone take this, this is too strange to not be filled!

Foamy Mint Tea

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Malik/Altair abusive childhood

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Specific prompt is specific. ^^;

Malik and Altair have been together for a long time. Throughout that time, Malik notices that Altair has some strange habits, especially when they're in bed. Doesn't like to be held down, won't let Malik ride him because he doesn't like laying down on his back, etc. What Malik doesn't know is that Altair had been sexually abused growing up, and his attitude is mostly to keep everyone away.

In their relationship Altair always tops, but that doesn't particularly matter to Malik, as he's done and enjoyed both. But when Malik wants to switch it up, Altair is completely against it. Malik, thinking that it's just Altair being too "manly" to bottom, tries to be sneaky about it. Whatever he plans, it causes Altair to have a complete breakdown. Malik now must help Altair recover, and even shows him that being taken doesn't have to be painful.

This can be either set after game, or a modern AU, I'm not particular.

Re: Malik/Altair abusive childhood

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Writeranon tentatively claims this challenge. This anon has been needing a challenge. Will OP allow minor flashbacks, because if not that's coo'.

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does anybody know mika?

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Billy Brown had lived an ordinary life
Two kids, a dog, and a cautionary wife
While it was all going according to plan
Then Billy Brown fell in love with another man
He met his lover almost every single day
Making excuses for his dodgy holiday
Unto religion that he said and duly found
They didn't know that his faith was earthly bound
Oh Billy Brown needed a place, somewhere to go
He found an island off the coast of Mexico
Leaving his lover and his family behind.
Oh Billy Brown needed to find some peace of mind
And on his journey and his travels on the way,
He met a girlie who was brave enough to say,
When they made love he shared the burden of his mind
Oh Billy Brown you are a victim of the times

Brown… Oh Altair Brown? AltairxMalik? IDK, i just think the story fits. =)

ezio is a sex addict. modern-AU

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Modern AU. Claudia & Maria team up to force Ezio to go to Sexaholics Anonymous. He resists at first, then agrees to attend... it's the best place to pick up, after all. I know this sounds like crack but, I would kinda prefer it not to be?

random ideas/suggestions...

* It's a crapsack dystopian world and Ezio is avoiding dealing with his psychological issues by fucking everyone he can

* Claudia runs a mob-frequented brothel. Ezio has been causing problems by brutally beating up dudes that disrespect the girls working there. ANd by constantly accepting freebies in return

* The reason claudia finally snaps and makes him go is because he was supposed to kill a Templar target but ended up in bed with him instead. The Templar knew he was an Assassin and had planned to kill him after they'd finished. Ezio was rescued by his apprentices and they dobbed him in to Machiavelli who then demands SOMEONE do SOMETHING to keep him in line

* Ezio boning his jailbait apprentices

Re: ezio is a sex addict. modern-AU

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BAHAHAHAAHA this needs to be done. It reminds this anon too much of Choke by Chuck Palahniuk.

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Shadow of Tuscany

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
So it's pretty unlikely that Claudia just decided to randomly pick up a blade one day and turned out to be awesome. Which raises the question of who trained her.

It could've been Mario, or she could have asked him to teach her and got told "hell no" and sought training from someone else, keeping it a secret. Either way, obviously nobody tells Ezio XD

Regardless of how she learned her skills, what if during some time period of AC2 she snuck out of Monterrigioni like a reverse highwayman, on horseback, in a mask and a cape and with a light slender sword, pretending to be a dude and stealth-fighting Templars, sabotaging the enemies of Firenze, etc... Everyone is talking about the masked and daring Shadow of Tuscany.

I really want to read this story. In fact I really want to write it. But, yet again, I have too many ideas and not enough time :(

Re: Shadow of Tuscany

(Anonymous) 2011-06-05 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, you have no idea how much I would love to make this happen. Sadly I lack the skills and ability to follow through with such a promise because this is an epic idea that would have to span many parts but I hope a kindly anon can come along and write this. ;A;

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Oooooh, burrrrrn...

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
This anon is very...aversive to sunlight. Being of German and Dutch origins, going out in the sun is a big no-no for this anon. Recently she has happened to contract a second-degree burn from laying in the sun for too long (stupid friends said that would build an immunity). So this anon is laying on her stomach. For like, three or four days, at least. She has to wash herself with a wet cloth. Her back is eternally sticky with aloe and lotions. SHE IS PEELING LIKE A SNAKE.

So she feels vengeful. Either Desmond or Ezio gets a terrible sunburn, and Shaun or Leonardo (respectively) has to nurse him through it. Anon wants in-depth description of their pain/annoyance/the appearance of their skin (I can't see my back, but the way my roommate walks in and sees it always ends with her hissing in pain). I want trial-and-error healing solutions, and if you do choose the Shaun route, add as much snark and insults as you'd like :3

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Brotherhood!Ezio or Older!Ezio x Tsundere!Altair, based on this lovely pic.

http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/730991/
Tinypic --> http://i56.tinypic.com/2e3357p.png

Gay Chicken

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 10:18 am (UTC)(link)

Request for crack fic


Would love to see Altair and Malik attempt to play the Gay Chicken game :D

Up to Anon who wins, pulls out first or if they do end up kissing but both refuse to stop before the other one does.

Bonus brownie points if it leads to hot smut afterwards

I'm more of a Alt/Mal fan but writer anon can do what they want.

Re: Gay Chicken

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. I CAN'T WAIT FOR A FILL. ALTXMAL WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

...But, it'd also be fun to see Desmond and Shaun play it, and Rebecca and Lucy watch for shits and giggles.

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Gay Rooster--I mean, Chicken 1/2

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Peach Schnapps (1/2)

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From Eyefucking to Tonsil Hockey: A Practical Guide

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Big bro Cesare.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-03 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanna see some protective big brother acting Cesare. (And no, I don't know if Cesare is actually older than Lucrezia.)
Don't care if it's the time when the game is set, like maybe he walks in on Papa Borgia fucking her and she DOES NOT WANT so Cesare goes all super bro or something. Or it could be when they were kids. I don't know.

Re: Big bro Cesare.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
This would be good! Seconded!

Angst plz.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Anon just got done with AC:B and the end was rather depressing. Then of course I go and do the Cristina memory where Ezio had to put his family's bodies on the boat and say goodbye to Cristina. I'm practically bawling my eyes out and now I wanna read some really depressing shit. Remember that gang rape fic? Remember the one where Ezio found Leo dead? Yeah, shit like that.
Doesn't even have to be a pairing! While I love the heartbreaking angst of a tragic event between lovers, I also love tragic events of family and friends since they can be just as heartbreaking.

Also, I'm going through the meme looking for angsty prompts to fill (why is it I can only get motivation to write either angst or rape?!), but if there's one you want filled especially badly, just comment on this prompt with the link and I'll give my damnedest.

TL;DR: Angst involving either family, friends, or lovers; preferably AC2/AC:B. Also looking for prompts involving something angsty she can write.

Will these work??

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just gonna post these, sorry if they're too many! (They were never filled, or ones I'd love to see someone write a follow up to!)

Malik dealing with the fallout of Robert raping Altair: (This link is to a Robert/Altair fill, but people wanted a followup fic)
forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=3810296#t3810296

Altair becomes a pet for the Templars, to keep Malik safe:
forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=4136952#t4136952

Ezio loses all of his memories: (someone started to fill, but abandoned it??)
http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=4354552#t4354552

Kid!Altair or Kid!Ezio: (was already filled, but anon went more fluffy, than the angsty route.)
http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=4407544#t4407544

and lastly, one with brainwashed-Templar!Altair
http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=3904504#t3904504

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I Can't Look At You Without Wanting To Die

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Personally, I think Oliver Bowden is a shipper of Ezio/Leo. Read this from his book based on Brotherhood:

Ezio looked at his old friend but da Vinci refused to meet his gaze.

This sentence had me clenching my heart in agony. in the book, Cesare had brought Leonardo to the seige at Monterriggioni. Whether to humiliate or discourage Ezio, Im not sure.

Im asking for Leonardo's reaction to seeing Ezio, his seemingly vicious loss of faith in Leo, and then of course being shot by General Octavien de Valois. Bonus for there being a secret relationship between the men, Ill throw in my firstborn child if theres tears involved as Ezio's form slowly crumples to the bloody ground of the citadel. But y'know, make it gut-wrenchingly chock-full of guilt and regret and sorrow.

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Someon write this D:

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Weird AU/Dream thing

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So I had this really weird dream and I thought I'd share it with all of you awesome anons. Maybe it'll inspire someone (cuz I don't know what to do with it.)

Okay, instead of Petruccio being the sickly one, Ezio is. Ages are all still the same. But add another brother in, Altair (don't ask me why he was there, he just was. ^^;;) Cue Federico and Altair taking out Petruccio out, having fun, etc. Ezio is depressed because he can't join in and always feels left behind. Leonardo makes an appearance and tries to cheer Ezio up (maybe he uses Ezio as a model?)

That's where the dream ended, so you can run with this where you want. I think Des made an appearance, but don't remember what he did in the dream. (Maybe he was part of the family? Another brother or cousin??)

Have fun with this, anons!

Let's move it!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Altaïr likes to move it(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJNiOKlEyKU).

OR Malik likes the way Altaïr moves!(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAOJ_azIvus)

Make them move!

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.... Altair dancing. ALTAIR DANCING!!
Someone please fill this, I will give you cake and that isn't a lie!

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comfort and succor

(Anonymous) 2011-06-04 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OK writers, this is my first post. I just bumped into this website and really need your help on this.
In the book for AC Brotherhood, the famous scene with Ezio and Sister Theodora ("comfort and succor") ends a bit different than in the game and has obsessed me since I read it.
Let me explain: after Ezio replies asking for a "great deal of comfort and succor", Teodora leads the way and goes into the room with the courtesans. Ezio catches a glimpse of the room before entering: some strange devices next to a huge bed. Those devices were full of chains, and he said something like "he did not know what they could be for" (do not have the book with me (damn!) but that is the idea...or so my memory recalls).
The chapter ends there, but I desperately need someone to expand this idea... Ezio/courtesan(s) and/or Theodora, "strange artifacts"...Ezio Auditore deserves a lesson. Please.
Extra points if he is brave enough to give her/them a lesson afterwards(I know he will).

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Please someone do this. Please.

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sorry

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Machiavelli/La Volpe/Il Luppo

(Anonymous) 2011-06-05 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I may have missed this somewhere, and if so, please direct me to it. c:
But yeah, that^ (most likely mispelled) shit is my request.
Bonus points for orgasm denial and bondage on one of them. *brick'd*

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SECONDED LIKE WOAH

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