asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Ezio/Altair, Silence.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Seduction, foreplay, sex, with either of them speaking, and trying not to be too loud.

It could be because they're in a inappropriate place/situation/whatever!

Just have Ezio doing his dammest to wordlessly get the Arab to make some noise, and Atalir doing his dammest to be quiet.

Which mean: biting, teeth gritting, mouth-covering, desperate gasps and hands trying to grab anything to stay quiet.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
with neither*

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Portal 2/AssCreed

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
God, another crossover. But this time I blame doubleleaf on devart:
doubleleaf.deviantart.com/art/Abstergo-to-Aperture-212276695
Take this pic where you will.

Did Shaun install Portal 2 on the Animus? I see the Brit installing a hacked version of the game, where he built his own tests, and his voice is fed through a Wheatly model! XD Maybe Rebecca/Lucy lent her voice for the GLaDOS model? idek.

Or a complete AU where Des (known as Subject 17) is trapped in the Enrichment Center, and has to get past GLaDOS and her tests (with "help" from Wheatly??) Subject 16 is the previously failed tester, who left warnings on the walls. Maybe the others are also running through the tests, meet up with Des, and they all end up managing to escape??

(This is just crack, and someone should shoot me before I post more prompts. Really. I need to stop.)

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amazing prompt is amazing. Do it writeanon.

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grumpy one armed genie

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Altair found an old map, and out came an one-armed genie with the worst attitude. No wonder no one wanted the map.


The genie said:
I was stuck in the map for 300 years.

1. The first 100 years, I said onto myself, whomever frees me, I shall thank him for his good deed and be his humble friend and servant for the span of his human life.

2. The second 100 years, I said onto myself, whomever frees me, I shall grant him three wishes.

3. The third 100 years, I said onto myself, whomever frees me, I shall rend him limb from limb.


But Altair talked of the 2 young children his poor late wife left him with, and the genie talked of his young brother, the genie of the Sword, who was separated from him and lost. Thus the genie granted Altair temporary mercy.

Together, they set off to find the genie of the Sword, with the genie of the Map slowly reconsidering which of the options from options 1, 2, and 3 he shall choose to deal with Altair.


TLDR: windowed single father of two Altair + angry map genie Malik = quest to find baby brother sword genie Kadar.

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Random!anon loves your imagination. And will be watching this request as well. <3

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Age gap!!!!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what it sounds like. 20-years old Malik finds a abandoned baby Altaïr and decides to raise him since he can't say no to adorable little baby.
17-20 years later Malik begins to receive questionable attention Altaïr.
Sexy times author!anons, sexy times :D

Re: Age gap!!!!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow. OOOOOOOH woooow. I didn't know how badly I needed this in my life till right now, like for reals. Though I think Malik might have issue with getting it on with someone he thinks is his son since he raised him from a baby.

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Crack!Art: Cell Block Tango

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Art Prompt: The assassins performing the Cell Block Tango from the musical All That Jazz/Chigaco. Any combination of assassins is fine, as long as there are a total of six. Feel free to draw them in their regular robes or in lingerie like in the musical.

For reference, here is the full scene from the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCZEmfnE-M

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-07 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god~ yessssssssss!!! Who ever fills i my hero~ <3 love the song, and love AC... what could be better? :D

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A note for writers on our characters' names :)

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Disclaimer: I got all of my information from Wikipedia and the AssCreed Wiki. I don't speak Italian or Arabic. I'm just obsessed with details and tried to find them out.

1. Leonardo

Leonardo doesn't have a last name in the modern sense - "da Vinci" just means "of Vinci", the same way "da Firenze" means "of Florence".

This means it seems to me that it is about as weird to write this:


...da Vinci was forced to build war machines for the Borgia...


as it is to write this:


...da Firenze gathers his forces in Roma, all the while goading Cesare Borgia to make tactical mistakes...


or this, which I seem to recall occurred in Men in Tights, but I can't confirm it right now:

ROBIN: I'm Robin, of Loxley.
[SHERIFF OF ROTTINGHAM??]: Well, Mr "Of Loxley"...

In Ezio's case, I think it is correct for people to call him "Auditore". I have characters do it all the time. But they wouldn't call him "da Firenze". Same principle applies to Leonardo.

However, sometimes it gets cumbersome to always be writing out his whole name. Solution - drop "da Vinci", not "Leonardo". If you just referred to "Leonardo" in that time while talking about current affairs or something, in the later parts of ACII and most definitely any time during Brotherhood, everyone would know who you meant. The same way everyone knows who Michelangelo is. The fact that Leonardo is today more commonly known as "da Vinci" than "Leonardo" (as in "The Da Vinci Code", "The Da Vinci Disappearance (!!)" is because Dan Brown screwed it up.

So, because the creators of the GAME also screwed it up, we can hardly blame fanfic writers for following suit. It's hardly fair to think people should stop writing "da Vinci" - I'm just OCD about shit like this and wanted to inflict this on you all :D

Source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonardo_da_vinci

2. Malik

Now, on to everyone's favourite snarky cartographer. Malik's full name is

مالك السيف

Got that? Good, get back to writing pr0n.

Ahaha, only joking. AssCreed Wiki renders this as "Malik A-Sayf". I once saw a writer!anon getting corrected for copying this "typo" from the wiki - it should be "Malik al-Sayf", right?

In fact, either is fine, because the "l" isn't pronounced. Personally I would put "Malik as-Sayf" because I think that's closer to how it should sound. Some transliterations of Arabic names like this, where the actual name stars with particular sounds (I think they include "s", "sh" and "d" - but don't take my word for it!) drop the "l"s and some don't. Like, Salah al-Din (Saladin) is actually pronounced "Salah ad-Din", and sometimes spelled that way.

Source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saladin
http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Malik_A-Sayf

MORE OBSESSIVE GEEKERY:

If someone has info on Renaissance titles and honorifics, I would LOVE YOU FOREVER if you could post it or link to it. Like, who gets called "Ser" and "Messere"? If you addressed Leo aged 24 or so, unknown, not noble, but with his own workshop and obviously not just some random peasant come in to sell a pig - what title would you use? Is "Magnifico" Lorenzo's actual title? Did anyone else get that title? What in fuck's name would you call Cesare (Who was Cardinal, Captain-General of the Papal armies, Duke Valentino and a bunch of other places, etc etc etc...) I have so many questions!!

Hey, forkinsocket! - General Info/Questions

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I think we need a post for general questions/general answers/random geekdom (this was an awesome post, btw.) I think that now there is a post like this on most kink memes now anyway, and it'd be a way to keep the prompts separate from discussions. So if anons want to stay anon but go off on a tangent, they can leave the prompts alone, and go to a general discussion post

(I think I was that writeanon that got corrected on Malik's name. XD It didn't bother me, actually. But thanks for the info!)

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Malik/Altaïr beatings

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Can I just have Malik beating the shit out of Altaïr? Please? It can turn into violent, non-con sexy times if you want to take it there. <3
Altaïr crying like a bitch would also be awesome.

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Yes yes yes yes yes yes I second this so hard! A severe brutal beating is for me an even bigger turn-on than any kind of sex scene will ever be. <3

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Minstrels

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Came across this while browsing tvtropes

"I like to pretend the Minstrels were a practical joke by Rebecca. She finished programming the Animus with time to spare so, just to be a smartass, she coded in a bunch of annoying Minstrels complete with annoying makes-no-sense songs."

Well that would make sense for why they pretty much target you and only you with their loud obnoxious songs that no one else seems to hear. I like to add the idea that Shaun probably prompted Rebecca to do it just to annoy Desmond. Could something about that be written?

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
While in AC!Historical fair Italia, instead of Minstrels, Ezio is hounded at every street corner by his never-ending gaggle of bastard children.

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Little Ezio! (get your mind out of the gutter)

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
I've read multiple apple shenanigans, where Leo is turned into a child, now I want Ezio. I want it to be somewhere during brotherhood, before Ezio brings the apple to the vault, He gets turned into a child and Leonardo and Salai have to take care of the tiny assassin!

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-13 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds so adorable!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
YES PLZ. This anon wanted this before, but was outvoted!

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Ahaha, shit, misfire!

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No-holds-barred non-sexual beatdown

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
A secondary or minor character gets the living shit beat out of them and just takes it without fighting back. Preferably a fists-only beating. And there is some reason they are enduring this to protect Ezio (captured and refusing to give information, maybe?)

I would like it to be one of these people.

Machiavelli, Volpe, Francesco Vecellio, Cipriano Enu

Normally I'm all about the slash but this time I just want some protective!sidekick loyalty thing going on. The sense that this person fucking loves Ezio but not in a sexual way.

Minifill

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I hope it pleases you op, because this image was glued between my eyebrows and I had to write it down while my canelloni were in the oven <3 I'm sorry if it's not, thought. This is only my second fill for this fandom after all :)

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“Tell me where to find the Assassino”

It hurts.

Another kick to his ribs and he was sure he felt something crack inside.

“Are you going to tell me now stronzo? Or should I kick the words out of your mouth?”

The guard was smirking with cruelty written all over his face, watching the shivering frame of the young boy at his feet with sadistic pleasure, readjusting his gloves and crouching in front of him, spitting at Francesco and delivering an armful of hard kicks and punches to the man at the floor.

"How does it feel assassino? To be poisoned with the same tricks you and your companions use to kill us..."

Damn the figlio di puttana and himself for not noticing the poisoned arrow that made his way to his leg an hour ago. He was tired enough for the day and a previous mission and decided against a fight, and had just started looking for a safe spot but then his vision went blurry and his whole body felt like lead and the last he remembered before falling down the rooftops was an excruciating pain on his chest and then oblivion.

He woke up to a boot on his face and fortunately just a broken leg... or, that was before said boot crushed full force against his stomach, leaving him gasping painfully for air.

"Where is him?" kept asking the heavily armed guard, making lighthearted attempts at pulling the arrow on his leg, making streaks of pure agony shot up his spine and remembering him of a flourish of curses and foul words he did not recall to have used before.

“Tell me where is your Maestro!” Ah, they wanted to find Ezio. Well, too bad. The least he was going to do was betraying The Order.

And he would kill himself if somehow he betrayed Ezio.

The man had been like a second father for him, and even without directly doing it, dug his way onto Francesco's mind and heart, almost replacing fond memories he had of Perotto from when he was younger with encouraging smiles and hard but caring words when the Master Assassin trained him. After no longer than a week, Ezio was the man he respected and admired the most.

By no means was he telling this bastardo where his Master was.

So instead, he grunted when he felt the coppery taste of blood in his mouth and spitted at the guard beating the life out of him. After what it felt like forever he made a mental diagnose on himself and adding to the bruises on his whole upper body and the broken leg, he found it was painfully hard to breath so he most definitely had a broken or misplaced rib, and to top it all he was under some kind of poison... he wasn't sure if it would just restrict his movements or actually kill him. And taking he got this lovely arrow -still puncturing his still usefull leg- it was probably the latter.

The bald man grabbed him by the front of his chemise and slammed him against the brick wall, hitting the back of his head and making him see black spots in front of him. "Fair enough, I won't have to watch his ugly face" he thought with a little smirk, ignoring the splitting headache and possible concussion he had now to add to the list.

"Spero che il tuo Maestro avrà una morte atroce." he hissed to an infuriated guard, and fought to get his arms to cover his face before the blow, failing miserably because the venom had already spread through his entire body and he couldn't move, so when the man slapped him brutally over and over until finally his vision was going black, he couldn’t breathe anymore and all he heard was a deafening ring on his ears-

“What the--!?”

Somehow he heard the distant cry of an eagle, and just seconds before losing consciousness, his body registered being carefully lifted from the ground.

And despite the pain, Ezio’s soothing voice telling him everything would be okay gave him a little hope.
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Fin

Again apologizing for any typos and grammar fails. I'm learning italian at the moment and sorry if I fail but Francesco's line is meant to say "I hope your Master will have an excruciating death"

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Minerva/Juno angry, bitter smut.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY GUYS, I just spent all morning archiving prompts from Part 2 in an attempt to play catch up and once I grab some lunch and take a little break I'm diving right back in. I can honestly say we write a looot of slash, which is awesome but I need a change of pace.

So can I get some femslash instead? I'm craving some hot, angry, how-dare-the-humans-betray-us-after-all-we've-done-for-them sex. Bonus points if Minerva is trying to soothe a crazy!ranting Juno (think "WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU AS YOU WERE" times 10) but feels equally betrayed.

Please?

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This is interesting and not to mention something different from the usual alt/mal, ezio/leo fics. Not that I hate reading those but yeah could use a break.


SECONDING PLEASE!

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Malik is the doctor of lurv

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik's a dj hosting a late-night radio program as the love doctor (because I happen to find his voice sexy as hell and because he's Malik and he can do anything). Then he gets a trollcaller. This would turn to be a regular thing until they end up actually liking each other. What they also don't realize is that they've already met somewhere and no one had any clue that the other is the dj and the other the trollcaller.

Trollcaller could be Altair or Desmond (because I love Desmond's awkwardness and fluster) who happened to do it because of a dare or bet (by Ezio or someone).

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OOOOOOMG this needs to happen NOW! Holy crap this is the single most amazing crack prompt part three has had.

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Highschool AU AWWWWW BEEENNNEEEEEE

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mal/Alt up in here.

Malik is the Gym teacher, Altair is a student.
Ezio and Desmond are his brothers.
Other characters showing up as teachers/students is totally, totally welcome.

ROLL WITH IT.

Re: Highschool AU AWWWWW BEEENNNEEEEEE

(Anonymous) 2011-06-12 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yesplz. There've been a couple High School AUs, but never one with Alty as a *student*.

So uh. SECONDING. I might even fill it myself if the bunny strikes. >.>

Malik's Topped Hard

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I've noticed a problem with this kinkmeme:
Almost every post is dedicated to Ezio/ Leo (it's not necessarily a bad thing), and Alty and Mal Mal aren't getting enough luvin' up in here! In order to fix this, I want to see Malik topped by Altair. HARD.

Please please please can we have some Altair/Malik unadulterated smut, with Altair practically screwing him within an inch of his life?

8D

Re: Malik's Topped Hard

(Anonymous) 2011-06-12 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Love to see more Alt/Mal too :D
Hot smut is a MUST

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Drag queen!Leo

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohmygod I don't know where the fuck this came from but

Leonardo in full drag with the overdone makeup giving Ezio a blowjob, complete with gagging and mascara running.

Ezio Gay or European

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see a video using the song Gay or European with Ezio as as the main guy(can't remmember his name)and Leo as Carlos. I've seen this done for several other fandoms and can't stop thinking it would be funny as hell if it was used here.

Here's the song if anyone wants to see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pCybcpkm5c&feature=related

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Giggling like mad over this prompt- it should be done XD

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Salai is a flirt

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Salai mentions he likes watching fights so Ezio brings him to Bartolomeos basement.

Salai then starts teasing and flirting with everyone there.

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Working on this right now. Have so many other fills to finish but I can't resist Salai...OTL

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ONE WORD

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
BATHHOUSES

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-25 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Driveby!Anon would like to add that bathhouses were not only liked in the Crusades-Middle East, but in Renaissance Italy as well.

Fun fact: At some point in history (late 15th century), the Florentine government advised bathhouse owners to allow young boys in. Bathhouses were pretty known as places that tempted sodomy. ;)

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Malik/Altair - dub-con

(Anonymous) 2011-06-11 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
bottom!Altair, only Altair is the one doing the dub-conning, so to speak.

Or it really doesn't have to be dub-con! Just make Altair demand that Malik fuck him hard, or have Altair climb and ride him. Either way will make anon a very happy person!

Re: Malik/Altair - dub-con

(Anonymous) 2011-06-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
There needs to be more bottom Altair in this meme, like for reals. We all agree Malik could probably beat the crap out of Altair, why the hell couldn't he be more of a top?

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Altair, Ezio, Revelations trailer... kind of

(Anonymous) 2011-06-12 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
A reverse Revelations trailer. Instead of Ezio seeing ghosts of Altair from the past, Altair sees images of Ezio from the future. I would like no real interaction between them (or at least no sex), but Altair gets curious, maybe consults the Apple to find out who the heck this ghost is. I don't know. Go where you want, Anons.

A Second Time in All History [1/2]

(Anonymous) 2011-06-13 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
The moment he steps through Masyaf’s heavy gates, Altair is greeted by the usual faces, the usual respectful bows, the usual calls from the villagers. Though he is tired from his journey, he finds it easy to return them, and chooses to take the main path to the fortress instead of making the faster climb up and over the buildings. It is good to be home, at last, and he wonders if Maria will be in the courtyard, sparring with the novices, or if Malik will come down to greet him with a stack of paperwork to throw at his face. Both prospects, surprisingly, quickens his pace; he misses the familiarity of Masyaf, even when it is not so often easy to deal with. After all, it’s his home where he finds he could be the most prepared, the most willing to handle all of its hardships.

So, it comes as an unexpected blow when a feeling of apprehension washes over Altair as he approaches the fortress. He glances upwards, seeing nothing but the guards keeping a watchful eye on the battlements. His steps do not falter as he shifts to his other sight, spots of blue dancing in front of him to confirm that all is safe and well.

It’s the moment he switches back that he catches a glimpse of a man, worn with travel and age, battling an overwhelming number of enemies that come in waves of bright red.

He watches as his vision dissolves, blinks as the world flickers between the man in dark robes fighting for his life, and a group of eager novices, sparring.

It is as if his mind is undecided on what to focus on and, eventually, it settles for the familiar — one of the novices glances in his direction and, startled to find the grandmaster looking at him, raises his hidden blade a second too late to block his partner’s sword. The clang of iron is sharp in the air, ringing, but does not shatter. The novice stumbles, and Altair turns away.

He almost runs into Maria, who is regarding him with a thoughtful look.

“You are distracting the novices,” she says, and lays her hand over his palm as he reaches out. The grip they exchange is equal and brief, more fitting in front of the curious onlookers.

“Fights are usually full of distractions,” Altair reasons, and he stands closer to her than strictly necessary, letting the rumors fester as they are bound to do, regardless.

Maria notices, and she closes the gap with a bump of their arms. “Welcome back.”

For the moment, Altair is too caught up in her presence to pay full attention to the apparition, unconscious and being dragged into the depths of the fortress from the corner of his eye. It is foreboding and at odds with the warm sun against his back and the press of Maria’s arm next to his, and it makes Altair determined to come home, not to anywhere that is cold and grey and full of people who shine crimson.

“What is it that you see?” Maria asks, jarring him from his thoughts. She does not look for herself, knowing that there are some things Altair notices when others cannot. Behind her, the novices she is instructing shift restlessly, impatient to get on with their lesson.

Altair throws them a stern look before turning back to Maria. He shakes his head, not to deny anything, but to say not now. He murmurs lowly into her ear as the image of the man disappears from view, and he closes his eyes. “I will tell you later.”

Maria frowns, but before she can speak, Altair straightens and says, louder, since there is no need for privacy to say this; “Thank you. I am glad to be home.”

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SDFGH THIS IS BAD BUTTTTTTTTTTTT
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I AM ON THIS MISFIRE!!

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Ezio/Rosa in Brotherhood

(Anonymous) 2011-06-12 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I miss Rosa's sassiness and am still a little sad that she's probably not Desmond's ancestor. She seems like the only (potential) lover of Ezio that made him work for it and wasn't afraid to tell him like it is

Anyway, considering she's a year younger than Ezio, she could potentially have grown children. Maybe after Ezio leaves Venice, she marries, has a kid and becomes an assassin. Then Antonio sends her to Rome to train under La Volpe. Meanwhile, in Rome, Ezio stumbles across a saved citizen who looks stunningly like Rosa (black hair, green eyes, pale skin prone to freckles). As Ezio trains him/her, he immediately notes this person already has amazing free-running skills and her dirty mouth, so he assumes the kid is his...but it's not.

Queue Rosa turning up, and while she's no longer bitter that he left, she does point out that he had his chance to settle down, but chose not to. After all, she has a family and still manages to be an assassin. He feels deep regret that he has this assassins apprentice who constantly reminds him of what could have been. They hook up one last time, but it is bittersweet, especially on his end. And especially because Rosa seems not nearly as affected as he does.

TL;DR - One of Ezio's apprentices turns out to be Rosa's child but not his since Rosa is in Rome, following La Volpe. He and Rosa hook up one last time, but it is bittersweet, especially for Ezio since it's a reminder that he specifally chose not to settle down, while she is happy and was able to find the balance between becoming an assassin and having a family.

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Seconded!

Desmond/Dom from Inception or Desmond/Ariadne from Inception

(Anonymous) 2011-06-12 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Kill me. Kill me now.

But MY LOINS BURN FOR IT.

Centric to the Stonehenge-esque place Desmond traipsed through on his Animus-induced drug trip.

Sex on a flat surface. This anon has a kink for up-against-a-wall, fucked-on-a-table sex.

And God knows there's flat surfaces galore in the "Black Room".

Re: Desmond/Dom from Inception or Desmond/Ariadne from Inception

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Seconded for Ariadne!

Slave Leonardo AU

(Anonymous) 2011-06-12 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
There have been a few prompts where Malik and Kadar have been portrayed as stubborn slaves or servants to Altair but I would like to see Leonardo in bondage. Perhaps his father decided to sell his bastard son into slavery and now the man has to figure out how to survive.

My only request is that it be an AU. Make it ancient Rome or Egypt, I don't care and neither do I care about the pairings. Just AU and ANGST!!!

Re: Slave Leonardo AU

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seconded! and if this anon could make a request of leo/des?? maybe they're both slaves? or des is forced to purchase a slave? (idek. just coming up with a random pairing, but they'd be cute together, ne?)

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