Unfortunately the only contribution I have to add to this would be to imagine "what if the ghosts of the Auditores were watching overnight?"

Giovanni and Maria: <_< Petruccio: *eyes and ears covered by...* Federico: *whose hands are covering Petruccio's eyes and ears while he looks on in wide-eyed glee* Mario: *looking sideways with a shit-eating grin and a big outstretched thumbs-up* MAGNIFICO! ... yeah.