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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 5
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Malik/Altair or Ezio/Altair BDSM

(Anonymous) 2012-01-05 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's anon's birthday tomorrow and she just got the call that none of her family will show up so it's her and her alone. Wanna give me a nice birthday present?

I just want some good old fashioned BDSM - give me something hot, something with Bottom!Altair. Anon would wish for Malik/Altair oder Ezio/Altair... make it happen, pleaaaase? : )

La Volpe/Machiavelli.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So, this OP's headcanon is that La Volpe was raised by thieves in the streets, and while he's smart and quick-witted, due to the lack of proper education he can't read and write and he's also kind of academically stupid. Machiavelli somehow finds out about this rather embarassing fact and decides to give La Volpe some basic education. Cue - all kinds of snarky comments and teasing, Machiavelli being the worse teacher ever, etc.
OP will do with anything fluffy, and would appreciate if there was smut, but it's not that necessary.

Re: La Volpe/Machiavelli.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-07 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDING (and maybe claiming) but first I need to finish some other stories...oh what the heck. Claiming. (But it'll be a few days)


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Altair/Desmond or Ezio/DEsmond

(Anonymous) 2012-01-05 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Bleeding effect story. Either of the Assassins being possessive of Desmond, BUT - they do not have body of their own and instead act through Desmond to lash out at "competitors". Of course, Desmond CAN see the assassin in question, and he feels quite real for him...
So, sex with invisible partner ensues? In details, please? (Nothing but indents from pressure when seen by others, things moving on their own etc.)

Re: Altair/Desmond or Ezio/DEsmond

(Anonymous) 2012-01-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't exactly what you asked for but you should check this out from one of my most favorite authors: Maybe you like?

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I got this

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everbright: Eclipse of Saturn (Default)

[personal profile] everbright 2012-01-05 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeeee! Adorable!

Fe fi fo fum

(Anonymous) 2012-01-05 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I smell a misfire!

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Malik/Altair - listfic

(Anonymous) 2012-01-05 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Three times Malik accidentally made Altair come too soon. (And the one time he did it on purpose.)

if the writer can include one of the accidents during verbal foreplay, oh god. all my love right there.

Re: Malik/Altair - listfic

(Anonymous) 2012-01-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
{modified} 5 times fic! Yay! And such a great senario!

i miss leo

(Anonymous) 2012-01-06 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Earlier i was playing Brotherhood again. Due to lack of Leonardo moments I travel to one of the meeting benches only to have Leo tell Ezio, "You already have everything I have to offer."
What would really make my day is if Ezio stopped Leo's quick departure while insisting that there is much more Leo has to offer him. Let random smut commence to Leo's extreme embarrassment.
They can switch the location after Ezio insists or the bench is totally acceptable. I just need this

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(Anonymous) 2012-01-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
oh my goodness ;-;

I miss Leo too~!!!


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Oh, looky >.>

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Shaun/Desmond or Ezio/Altair

(Anonymous) 2012-01-06 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond(Altair) has extremely sensitive nipples and what a coincidence! It just so happens Shaun(Ezio) has a nipple fetish. I wanna see them take full advantage of their counterpart's weakness and turn them into an incoherent, orgasmed-out mess. >:D

Bonus points for some dirty talk thrown in.

So very very tempted...

(Anonymous) 2012-01-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon is very tempted to fill..

Anon might just do that tonight when I have time. If it's not up tonight, it'll be up sometime tomorrow :D

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Any Pairing with two conditions

(Anonymous) 2012-01-07 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I was wondering, because of the rivalry between the Auditore's and the Pazzi's, what it would be like if they were a Drow civilization (instead of Italian). That led to Vampire!Federico or Werewolf!Federico or demigod!Federico or anything nothuman!Federico (hey, he can still look human) molesting Vieri.
But since not everyone writes Federico/Vieri, you can select any pairing you want (OP prefers F/V) so long as one of them is not human, and the other one is. And it has to contain molesting (and be consensual if they move on to actual sex).

Recap- Any pairing, prefer Federico/Vieri, that has one character as anything other than human, and it has molesting.

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(Anonymous) 2012-01-07 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
This prompt reminds this anon of Twilight...
Why is it always vampires and werewolves?

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(Anonymous) 2012-01-07 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So this Anon really loves Altair and Malik, im not alone. I was thinking maybe having Malik finally get back at Altair for being the cocky thing he is.

So malik takes some heavy black ink at the bureau and writes something on a flat sheet of paper and leaves it on his own desk When he knows Altair is due to come back soon.
When Altair comes back, Malik quickly spins him to the desk and presses him against it and sexy times ensue.
I just want Altair walking out and along the streets of Jerusalem oblivious to the fact ink has been imprinted on the back of his white robes, whatever Malik has written or even if its just a map of the city is up to the author!

(Anonymous) 2012-08-02 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
God I have the perfect idea of how to do this unfortunatly I'm a awfull writer. I hope someone comes and fills this soon for you anon.

Lucy Appreciation (ACR spoilers)

(Anonymous) 2012-01-08 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The recently leaked DLC audio makes me cry. So before Ubisoft ruins everything I want some Lucy appreciation.

Maybe a montage of her teammates doing little thing that make her happy throughout the day? Or one of them giving her some mindblowing cunnilingus. Or adorable OT4 hijinks or.... or something! Even just Shaun, Desmond, and Rebecca having a happy-but-bittersweet time sharing memories about her would make me happy.

I'll take anything, man. I just need to be convinced that Ubisoft won't break my heart again. ;;

Re: Lucy Appreciation (ACR spoilers)

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Secoooonnnnnd! *whine* I didn't used to like Lucy, but Ubi throwing her in a fridge like this is bullshit. :( Please write-anon, let's have some fluffy denial goodness!

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Animal Kingdom

(Anonymous) 2012-01-08 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon feels silly requesting this, but...

For some reason I want to see the assassin's as animals. No, not cats or dogs. But wild, untamed, and feral animals.
Be it wolves, eagles, hawks, lions, leopards, elk, tigers, sharks, horses, komodo dragons, alligators, giraffes, elephants, etc. etc.

You can put them in a national park, or in the wild, I don't care. Just not in a house, a zoo, or at someone's backdoor unless they live in the middle of nowhere. You can even do the whole "Cross-breeding" that happens naturally with some, just make it so they actually FIND the mate... and aren't put in a pen to do so.

I can understand is someone makes people catch and place them somewhere else to repopulate... but not take them as pets...

Female/Parental!Altair... (Female because there's only about 3 prompts that have that, and if there's gonna be mating... I would like it to be at least realistic... And parental because ... well... it's a kink...)
Ezio being a North American Elk (Because they can have from 5-60 girls!)
Leonardo as a Dolphin (They're the smartest animals on earth next to the chimpanzee.)

There's my prompt... Hate it, Love it or ignore it... I'm just happy I finally posted it...

Re: Animal Kingdom

(Anonymous) 2012-01-08 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio being a North American Elk (Because they can have from 5-60 girls!)
Anon, you just made me spit my tea. So, seconded!

Bleeding effect gone up a tree and spit out

(Anonymous) 2012-01-08 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to write this but I've picked up some other things to do and thought I's throw it out to you guys to see if anyone is interested.

So Sofia just had a FANTASTIC night with her handsome husband and goes to sleep. Only to wake up in the year 2012 in a mans body and a bunch of strangers repeatedly calling her Desmond. Total freak out, her swinging a pot at Shaun, screaming in italian. And later to come to the depressing realization that she is never going 'back' - maybe she is now the sole and permanent owner of the body? or maybe just less permanent but she is just a snapshot of herself so when her temporary haunting is done that's it for her.

Honestly, it doesn't have to be Sofia but I want the the bleeding effect gone wrong. I want it sad (but happy endings or 'moving on scenes' are encouraged as well)

Bonus points for whoever it is using the animus to relive moments with their loved ones.

May I Take Your Order?

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
This anon thinks Altair would make a very hot waiter... The one with the very grope-worthy ass and personal-hotness-awareness oblivious attitude.

I can just see Altair getting ALL the tips, getting some less-then-subtle glances, being subject to wandering hands, and having every pickup line thrown his way.

To make it better, or worse, he's got some stalkers who seem to want him all to themselves.

-This is where a fight breaks out behind the place-

Then Altair comes out and kicks everyone's ass.

-Stalker's crushes get maximized here-

Then there's love notes, creepy messages on his phone, and awkward calls.
... Until he finally get's asked out and said person scares all the stalkers away.

-Happy ending with smut here-

Gonna go hide in Altair's bureau corner now.

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Altair/Malik get caught

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Altair and Malik get caught by a child while kissing and have to explain why not only a man and a woman can be happy together.

Just please don't let it be one of Altair's son or make it Malik's son - that would be rather traumatic for a kid to caught one of their parents cheating.

Re: Altair/Malik get caught

(Anonymous) 2012-02-04 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I would never be able to fill this but it's just so adorable that I have to second this!
*Auditore special puppy dog eyes* (Okay, it's a kink meme but d'awww, we need some cuteness among the smut.)

Altair/Ezio Immortal Life

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
The Piece of Eden grants those who are worthy an immortal life - wherever they want it or not. Ezio and Altair are among these people and meet in the year 1799. At the brink of a new century they join forces to fight their enemies side by side - and fall hopelessly in love. Their fate is sealed when they learn that one life is bound to the other. In the end they only question is how you survive the aftermath.

Make it happen anon!

Re: Altair/Ezio Immortal Life

(Anonymous) 2012-01-10 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, nicely formatted prompt anon. I hope it gets picked up just for that.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
I need something based on this beautiful, beautiful picture: http:// luulala. deviantart. com/art/ EzioXAltair-Assassin-s-Yaoi-131803200


(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Not least because I somehow managed to avoid nosebleeding to death from the sight of her "celebration" pic of Revelations!Ezio with white tulips...

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Assassins + Hiccuping = Not Good

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Do we have a hiccup prompt yet? (Too lazy to go through previous parts, so...)

I was replaying Brotherhood today and had a sudden bout of hiccups. This spawned a conversation about how funny it'd be if Ezio (or another assassin) had the hiccups while on a mission or something. Like he's sneaking up on his target and suddenly an obnoxious hiccup erupts and the target is immediately alerted to his presence, or he's in combat and is stunned briefly by a particularly painful hiccup mid-attack.

Tl;dr An assassin has the hiccups on a mission.

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(Anonymous) 2012-01-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Mini-fill (with slight deviation)

This should teach La Volpe to sneak up on him. The thief was still going through the papers on his desk, muttering to himself and arranging them back in order, including the trip wire set to mess everything up if the wrong document was moved.

Machiavelli opened his mouth.
La Volpe jumped.
Machiavelli looked horrified as the thief whirled around. Then, he scowled.

“Damnit, I was going to scold you, not hiccup.”

La Volpe wondered if he was upbraiding himself or the thief. Either way, it was better to head off a lecture, and distract Machiavelli from what he had been searching for.

“If it’s a lesson to not go snooping, I do believe I just learned it either ways.” La Volpe admitted, edging away from Machiavelli.

“What is it?” Machiavelli asked, watching La Volpe watch him as he backed towards the door.

“You hiccupped. It’s not natural. Someone like you shouldn’t hiccup.”

“That is *HIC* ridiculous. Everyone gets the hiccups. I bet even you-“

“Not another word!” La Volpe yelped.

Machiavelli gave him an odd look. “What is it?”

“When I hiccup, it’s a painful, chest heaving noise. I can’t do any work. You, at least, can keep writing and plotting.”

Machiavelli gave him an odd look, before shaking his hand in a dismissive gesture. “Just…run to the dottore and get me a solution for hiccups. Advice shouldn’t cost you more than five florins.”
La Volpe shuddered, and hurried out of the room.

Machiavelli rolled his eyes, and then went to put away his papers he had brought back. If the Master Thief thought so much as talking about the hiccups would give them to him...Machiavelli shook his head, allowing the thought to die off.

La Volpe soon returned, citing that the dottore hadn’t known anything about curing hiccups. Machiavelli sighed. “And the others?”

“I asked. Nothing on curing hiccups, besides letting them run their course.”

Machiavelli put his hand on his desk. He may as well complete some work…
There was a paper from La Volpe.
Asking him out on a walk.

Machiavelli stared at it, before he turned around to tell La Volpe yes; but the thief was already gone.

When Machiavelli arrived at the meeting spot, he informed La Volpe that after reading the letter, he hadn’t hiccupped since.
La Volpe nodded.

“Most likely I stole them and gave them to Ezio. He’s waiting for them to run their course.” He smiled as Machiavelli shook his head, and they both set out for their afternoon stroll.

(I hope OP likes. Writer’s block ambushed me, so I went looking for something to do a minifill on and well….it’s now bed time XD I hate writer’s block!)

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Odd little request here (or at least I think so) Odd little request here (or at least I think so)

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like some Leonardo/Lucy

Preferably some smut and bonus points if there's teeth rottingly adorable fluff at the end :D

Malik->Altair<-Ezio, a very long AU prompt

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know why, but my headcanon keeps making me think that even though Altair's an assassin and isn't expected to talk much, his speech seems a bit too clipped, to-the-point, and outright forced at times compared to the other members of the Brotherhood.

Which leads me then to thinking, what if Altair comes off as a jerkass even though he really isn't a jerkass? What if Altair's just a really shy and introverted guy that comes off as abrasive because he doesn't know quite how to handle himself around people?

And so, I want a (College?) AU where Malik and Altair are semi-vitriolic best buddies. Malik understands Altair's lack of social skills and has been berating Altair for the longest time about not working on improving them (even though Malik doesn't exactly help him try). All the while, of course, harboring some one-sided feelings for Altair.

Cue the entrance of Ezio, the insufferably charming new guy who's completely intrigued by Altair and enamored with him. Going about his usual manner of expressing his interest and flirting, Ezio constantly teases and ribs Altair, to which Altair usually gets flustered and reacts in a very - for lack of a better word - tsundere manner.

Of course, sparks fly and Malik just really does not like Ezio for trying to muscle in on his territory (so to speak) and makes quite the effort to subtly cockblock Ezio and his advances at every opportunity.

I don't particularly care who Altair ends up with, so long as he's not made to be some weepy, blushy-blushy ukefais.

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(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS!!! OMG please somebody writes this!

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Altair/Malik FLUFF

(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's all I want. Fluff and Altair/Malik.

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(Anonymous) 2012-01-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
So I just got 'the secret crusade' I'v heard how everyone seems to think its terrible but Im giving it a shot im only a few chapters in. Spoilers ahead if you havn't read it.

Im in a sort of angsty mood, im really wanting to read more about Altair's father's death and the affect it had on him. He was 11 when he saw his father beheaded in place of Ahmad, and even though they weren't very close He was still pretty distraught. I want kind of a hurt!comfort fic. Maybe have Malik's brotherly instincts take over and try to comfort Altair. I can see Altair taking out his frustrations on Malik and being the violent little heathen he is but then softening.

I'd be very grateful ;_;

(Anonymous) 2012-01-10 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
OP Here, I just finished a picture of the situation cause its eating me. maybe it'll get some creative juices going! :S

Yusuf and Federico Hanging out

(Anonymous) 2012-01-10 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's his constant trollin', the snarkiness, and his fantastic good looks, combined with his deadly skills and the ability to get serious and kick some ass when it matters, but Yusuf reminds me very much of Federico. Obviously, their timing is off, but I'd love to see Yusuf and Federico hanging out and (affectionately) trolling an increasingly irritated Ezio. Bonus points if Claudia and Leo can't hold back their giggles.

Can be modern AU to make the timeline work, or you can pull the old "The Apple did it!" trick. Just want to see these two busting Ezio's chops.

Re: Yusuf and Federico Hanging out

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Federico didn't die! He was smuggled out to Constantinople! But they thought he died en-route (bandits, disease, what/evs!) So no one told Ezio! And then he's there! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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The Fox Outfoxed

(Anonymous) 2012-01-10 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Through zone turn of events, someone manages to poison La Volpe. whoever, whatever the reason, anon just wants to see him taken down a peg. Because he's one of my favorites.
Bonus points for La Volpe/Machiavelli

Re: The Fox Outfoxed

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Though seeing 'Volpe' and 'peg' in the same sentence just about made me nosebleed... Evil OP, evil!

Poison Volpe?... Malfatto's on it... Though he just randomly poisons him - probably he hates orange tights... /shot

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Writer!Anon here^^

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previous "new anon" here :)

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Cesare/Lucrezia Domination/BDSM

(Anonymous) 2012-01-10 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Cesare dominates Lucrezia both mentally and physically. Must be actual sex, consensual, no slash, Graphic. Bonus points if they get walked in on towards the end.


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Bonus Bonus points if Cesare cums on Lucrezia's face,hair and breasts. I know, i know, i'm sick.

Final Fantasy

(Anonymous) 2012-01-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
This anon just noticed we don't have any Final Fantasy crossovers... Let's fix that!

Desmond (our main character) is on his way to being a summoner! He's traveling with Shaun (the engineer), Lucy (the fighter), and Rebecca (the 'ninja'). Desmond travels all around the world to find the 'seals' where the summons are contained.
Each one controlling one element and skill mind you.
Altair - Barbariccia (Although I doubt he'll wear the skimpy outfit... but the others might like it...)
Malik - Diabolos
Yusuf - Odin
Ezio - Ifrit
Leonardo - Mindflayer (How did you not see that one coming?)

He can meet soldiers (Templars), Rebels (Assassins), and regular civilians all the while. Desmond can even fight the 'summons' to gain the ability to use them in battle! Just let him manage to get some summons and defeat some Templars!

This anon doesn't expect pairings... but if there is... Hurr...

Re: Final Fantasy

(Anonymous) 2012-01-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hurpdehurrrr. I love Final Fantasy. Like, you have no idea. And, I'm totally considering filling this (although it might take a while with all my Organic Chemistry hwk), but, uh... there just one little problem...

I haven't played Revelations. I don't know who Yusuf is.

and I also might consider changing up who is what summon, given my own preferences and biases from the games and the summons... 'cause some of those almost seem like an insult in terms of strength and usefulness.


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