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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Not quite myself

(Anonymous) 2012-03-29 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Subject 16 manages to get out of the Animus and take over/inhabit Desmond's body. Would love to read how it feels for him to be "alive" again and how this affects those close to Desmond.

Huge bonus points if he takes this opportunity to mess with Shaun and/or remember the... pleasures of having a physical body.

Re: Not quite myself

(Anonymous) 2012-03-29 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone else's rather dark take on this idea, at AO3: archiveofourown . org /works/365022

Rock in shoe

(Anonymous) 2012-03-29 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair gets a rock in his sandal while stalking a target and tries to rid himself of it while keeping up with target and maintaining his sassy hip swinging.

Re: Rock in shoe

(Anonymous) 2012-03-29 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Best. Prompt. EVAR!!!!!

Guys! Guys!

(Anonymous) 2012-03-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I heard today that men are getting into pole dancing! I kid you not!

And then I thought of this:

One of the Assassins and/or Templars knows how to pole dance. He's caught dancing; cue reaction of others.

Smexing can ensue, and I don't mind AUs. Open to any pairings as well.

Get writing anons! Lets see these men dance! 8D

Not OP here

(Anonymous) 2012-03-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
If you need inspiration, recall Esmeralda's "speardancing" scene in the Hunchback of Notre Dame...


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Explain Subject 16's personality change

(Anonymous) 2012-03-31 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I love the hints of 16 we got in AC2, Brotherhood, and The Lost Archive; tragic, fiercely intelligent, and sacrificing his sanity to seek out the truth. I was disappointed when the one we meet in person in Revelations is completely different and kind of an asshole.

Explain that away for me! Did he only AI-encode the parts that would shove Desmond toward getting things done? Did Desmond only talk to the Kind of Dickish Subroutine? Had he not collected the rounded characterization parts of his animus data yet? Was he just in a really bad AI-mood?

Romance not essential, though 16/Desmond is a bonus and I will love you a lot.

Re: Explain Subject 16's personality change

(Anonymous) 2012-03-31 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an interesting question, the fandom seems to have attached to "Sixteen" so strongly and even given him the name Clay once he had a 'physical' (and let's be frank, male-looking) form -- even though last I checked, the name Clay Kaczmarek isn't actually anywhere in the Revelations story and is only said in TLA, but you're not the only one who noticed the personality shift.

It doesn't help that based on Darby McDevitt's comments on Sixteen, the ACR version is actually supposed to be the "completed" version of Sixteen, whose recompile began in ACB after solving all the Rift puzzles. McDevitt's comments therefore suggest that in his opinion, the ACR version is closer to "who Sixteen is" than the AC2/ACB versions (which he didn't write)... Then again, instead of the "seeking out the truth" motivation, the ACR/TLA version of Sixteen's motivation is "'help' Desmond" -- or rather, lead him down the path that Juno wanted... sounds more like a fundamental disagreement on writing direction, I'm afraid, between ACB and ACR.

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Porn Please?

(Anonymous) 2012-03-31 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon feels like shit. I'm sick *and* just lost my granny :-(
I *need* something hot and smutty to make me feel better.

I'd love some ACii era Ezio/Leo with Leo definitely in charge and dominating, or some snarky Alt/Mal with Mal topping. Or Shaun/Des in any way, shape or form.

Pretty please? If writeanons want to link me to smut for other prompts either I will be very happy.

Re: Porn Please?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-28 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so sorry you lost your granny. Seconding

younger recruit/Bro'hood Ezio

(Anonymous) 2012-04-01 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
With an ass as firm and tight as Ezio's, (and spending his youth in Firenze, buttsex capital of the Renaissance world no less!) how the man ever hit his 40s without it getting thoroughly fucked is a total mystery.. it's never too late to try though, as Ezio's newest recruit gently persuades him.

Re: younger recruit/Bro'hood Ezio

(Anonymous) 2012-04-01 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. *is tempted*

Would Anon like anything more specific to be included/left out? These Muses of mine need serious prodding and poking. Anon is thinking about having Recruit be surprised along the lines of.. "But ... you're from Florence? And you're friends with Leonardo? And you've never?" "What does Leonardo have to do with this? Ohhhhhhhhhh... *That's* why women provide little distraction!"

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In Honour of April Fools' Day

(Anonymous) 2012-04-01 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Assassin Prank Wars!

IDC if Altair pulls Malik's feet from under him, Federico tells wee!Ezio a truly fantastic lie, Leonardo pranks Ezio, Rosa pranks Ezio, Claudia pranks Ezio (Anons, I bet you can see where I'm going, here...) or if Shaun Makes Shit Up TM in some Database entries just to see if Desmond's paying attention ;-)

As long as Assassins are having fun at one another's expense (with or without sextiems) Anon will be happy.

Have fun.

Three Pranks

(Anonymous) 2012-04-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
(written in half an hour, so forgive any problems)

“Do you want to know a secret?” seven-year-old Federico asked his younger brother, leaning in close. “The grown-ups don’t want you to know because they think you’ll be scared.”

“What is it?” Ezio asked, his eyes going wide. Federico smirked, looking every bit the knowing conspirator.

“If you swallow an apple seed, you’ll grow a tree in your stomach. It’ll grow so big you turn into a tree, just like that one on the road to Monteriggioni.”

Ezio stared at the apple he was holding in horror, then looked back at his brother. Federico winked. Slowly, Ezio nodded. If his big brother said it, it must be true. After all, Federico wouldn’t lie to him – and Federico knew everything.

A month later, a very distressed Ezio was screaming and crying. When his mother asked him why, he said he had swallowed an apple seed and asked if there was a way to stop himself from turning into a tree. Federico hadn’t been allowed out of his room except for toilet breaks for a week, but he still thought it was worth it.


“And now, all we have to do is remove your finger!”

“Remove my finger? Do I have to?”

“I’m afraid so, Ezio,” Leonardo’s expression was deeply sympathetic. “The blade was designed to ensure the loyalty of whoever wields it.”

Ezio grit his teeth and held his finger out for the artist. Leonardo knew far more than him about this, after all, and if this was what had to be done to avenge his father and brothers, then so be it. He closed his eyes when he saw Leonardo lift the cleaver, and flinched when he heard it thump into the wood.

When there was no pain, he opened his eyes cautiously. He stared at his fingers, all still attached to his hand, and then looked up at the smiling Leonardo.

“I’m only kidding, Ezio. It used to be like that, but the mechanism was modified over the years. It’s all yours,” he smiled, handing the young assassin his blade.

“Grazie,” Ezio replied, though he did not sound particularly thankful as he attached the blade to his wrist. Little did he know that this was the first of Leonardo’s many pranks through the years.


“Now, Ezio, you have to be very careful making bombs,” Yusuf warned, his expression grave. “One wrong move and – boom!”

“Are you serious?” Ezio’s eyes opened wide, and he sounded shocked. He groaned inwardly when Yusuf merely laughed and shook his head. He should have learnt by now.

“No, it’s easy, come here and I’ll show you.”

“I hate you,” Ezio muttered, but Yusuf only laughed. Sighing, Ezio tried to focus on learning the craft of bomb-making. Instead, found himself dwelling on an old, cherished hobby of his: plotting pranks in revenge. And Ezio always made sure he gave as good as he got.

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Machiavelli/Stripey Pants Novice

(Anonymous) 2012-04-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Something based off of this image, please:

Seriously, I need fic of these two so bad it hurts. D:

Malik/Desmond; body art kink

(Anonymous) 2012-04-03 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon is very partial to seeing a one-armed cynic and a hapless modern newbie assassin together. I don't really care how: time travel, AU, apple shenanigans, etc.

However, for this iteration, I'd love it if Malik was still enthusiastic about cartography and as a result, has a thing about drawing his favorite cities on Desmond (maybe while he's sleeping? hurhur). Geometric patterns, flowing streets, whathaveyou, and makes Desmond either service him or pleasure himself while being decorated thus.

I love these two, and there really isn't enough out there. Please?

Not Entirely What You Wanted.... But....

(Anonymous) 2012-04-04 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
There was something indescribable about the man’s descendant. While Altair was power, Desmond was stealth. While Altair was untamed, Desmond was restrained enough for any situation. While Altair was monotonous, Desmond was unpredictable. While Altair was an assassin, Desmond was anything he wanted to be. That tan skin, something he was used to, is completely new beneath his skin as the man remains hunched over the bureau counter. It ripples and plays with the shadows from the lamp in the setting sun as the feather scratches the skin raw. He watches the muscles ripple and tense as he watches the black ink form patterns beneath him. They move so smoothly he find his every line pressing for another twitch of the power beneath his hand. Desmond is patient, so much more than Altair, and the man beneath his fingers lets out a soft sigh at the feel of the quill. He draws over the man’s back, outlining streets and buildings, replicating all of Jerusalem on that rich skin.

It is entrancing, ensnaring, how he can see all the muscle beneath that skin as the black line turns into the street just outside of the bureau. A soft groan reaches his ears, a deep rumble in that broad chest that makes him want to shiver with delight as the shadows play across the beautiful skin. He exhales softly, getting a slightly larger twitch of the skin. He hadn’t realized how close he is to the man’s back as he continues to draw in his lines and fill in the symbol of the assassins on the bureau. This man was going to be beautiful once he was done.

The man inhales deeply, still holding still. He isn’t sure how he ended up in this position, standing behind him and watching as the city came to life on a living canvas. He is entranced as the ink appears, and the man never flinches. He can’t hear the people outside the bureau, the noise on the inside either. It’s just him and his living canvas—his living testimony to the brilliant talent he has. He can’t see anything, his vision tunneled as he has so long ago trained it to do, and all his attention is on creating the perfect map, because true beauty is fleeting, and he can hear his own breathing mixing with the deep breathing of his map.

Arms are covered with feather-like patterns that he picked up from an Indian woman in her trading caravan. His back was becoming the layout of Jerusalem, and he kneels behind the man to work on his lower back.

“Incredible,” he murmurs, “beautiful.”

Desmond hums softly, and he finds his lines appearing more slowly as he takes his time to savor his final stretch of skin. This man, this assassin from the future, is more than Altair could ever hope to be, patience and beautiful and brilliance all covered beneath rich skin that holds more secrets of the world’s most popular city. He exhales gently, and he sees the muscles twitch as Desmond lets out a quiet, “Ah,” and ends with a moan as he shift his legs slightly to accommodate him between his legs, and he finds himself with his eyes closed as he licks a small trail just above his pants, slowly, and that gets him a much louder groan, as Desmond arches into the lick, and the shadows dance playfully on and around them as he exhales and kisses the skin reverently before picking up his quill again and slowly finishing the rest of the map.

When he’s done, he steps back, and the Apple assassin straightens. He takes his time to admire the work, the lines of ink tracing out every little heart-felt secret he knew about his beloved city. The shadows obscure and dance across the map, and he rubs his chin and throat unconsciously as the living canvas awaits its approval. In some spots, the ink still glistens fresh and clean, bright and brilliant in the soft light, and he almost doesn’t catch the hooded, glassy-eyed look Desmond sends his way.

Malik steps forward, placing his hand on the man’s lower back and trailing it around the front. “You have to dry now, before I can finish you.”

He swallows to contain the spike of lust that starts in his neck and heats his blood for just a flash as those eyes become almost all black and that golden ring is hardly there at all. Desmond looks as if he’s a man deprived of everything, and he has to fight his own urges so he doesn’t mess up his masterpiece.

“How long will drying take?” Desmond asks, the tips of his fingers ghosting over his clothed stomach.

“Long enough,” he murmurs, going behind the counter and leaving him standing there, watching him.

As he finishes putting away his other maps and supplies, he motions for Desmond to turn around. From across the counter he trails his fingers gently over the lines and nodding in satisfaction when he finds no ink on his fingertips. Desmond shudders under the touch, and he can feel the tense lust in air again. He isn’t sure he could lay with his masterpiece, however, and mess it up.

“So, can you finish my front?”

“Are you really so eager to be doodled on—”

“Malik,” he hears, and he’s compelled to look and meet that hungry gaze, the one he fell hard for when Altair first introduced his mistake with the Apple. “Malik,” the man breathes again, and his eyes are drawn to the rippling muscle and the dancing shadows. There’s the peek of his map, and the strong outline of the feathered arms, and he watches the skin move like an ethereal entity. He meets Desmond’s gaze once more.

“Malik,” Desmond says, his voice low and his eyes asking for so many things that he used to want to do with women. “I’m yours to create. Draw on me, paint on me—give me life.”

He frowns, taking in posture of a predator, the beautiful expanse of a hairless chest that they had shaved earlier so he could draw on it. He feels something inside him snap as he meets the man in a hungry and passionate kiss, and he realizes that this man, this living, breathing canvas, will be a living testimony of everything the artist is.

I hope you enjoy nonetheless, anon?

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-04 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
So....this anon finally got their butt in gear and is playing the games (spoiled the whole series for myself a loooooong time ago.) I'm about halfway through AC1, and am seriously craving some Templar/Altair.

Now, this can be anybody. Robert/Altair seems to be the norm, but I'd love to see some other Templar get in on the action as well! (I've read a couple of Talal ones, but they hinted mostly, and one was incomplete.) Heck, I'd go for even some random!Templars, too! :D

As for settings, I'd prefer this to be as in-game as possible (though I won't say no to semi to full AUs), with Altair somehow becoming an unwilling captive of whatever Templar you choose. Emphasis on smexy-times will be greatly appreciated (and some light torture too? I'll love you forever if you do.)

Re: Templar/Altair

(Anonymous) 2012-04-04 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... I like this idea too, but my Altair/Templar Muses are all crack!bunnies (see p18, Altair's Crazy Exes fic? That's me) and I just can't do torture kink to save my life.

I might try this later, but don't think of this as a claim... for now...



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Assassin's Creed / Legend of Korra Crossover AU

(Anonymous) 2012-04-05 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
So with all the hubbub with the Legend of Korra airing soon (and the online release of the first two episodes), this Anon's been on an Avatar kick as of late. Could someone please give me a crossover fic of these two canons? Name of the Assassins and Templars being benders and whatnot? This Anon can totally see Altaïr as a (very offensive) Airbender, Malik as a Firebender, Ezio and Kadar as Earthbenders, and Rauf and Desmond as Waterbenders, but you can stray from those if you wish!

Pairing preferences are:
Malik/Altaïr or Ezio/Altaïr

Anything goes for the rest of it!

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Wow this got buried. Anyways, glad I found it! Seconding... because I have yet to watch all the LoK episodes.

Ezio/Salaì/Leonardo threesome

(Anonymous) 2012-04-05 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This is one of anons favorite OT3s and after a crappy few weeks she would really like to see some fic of this involving body art and orgasm denial.
halberdier: (AC: Ezio / Leo in a Gondola)

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[personal profile] halberdier 2012-04-05 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes please!

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Wee!ditore fluff please?

(Anonymous) 2012-04-05 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't mind what I get as long as it's young (preACii) Auditores being all brotherly/sisterly and teasing each other and running around. And I wouldn't be averse to some Giovanni/Maria love, too. Or Mario! Mario needs love, too!

*pretty please*

Re: Wee!ditore fluff please?

(Anonymous) 2012-04-06 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
EEEEE! Seconded! Fluffy fic with itty-bitty-Auditores would be so awesome!

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Sexy Self-Loving~~

(Anonymous) 2012-04-06 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a simple and smutty request. Altair taking his time as he fingers himself (and really enjoying it) while someone else (any of the following: Desmond, Ezio, Kadar, or Malik) watches. ;)

Whether or not the exhibitionism/voyeurism is intentional is up to anon as is whether or not the person watching ends up "helping" Altair get off. Obviously, the sexier the better. <3

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-06 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I might be able to come up with something for this, anon! It just might take a few days.

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Sequel Fill: A Job Well Done (Sequel to Put On A Show)

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-06 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So this anon just returned from Italy. Where this anon bought a veeeery interesting book dedicated to Leonardo's mechanisms (genius! The man was genius, I tell you!). So this anon had an idea: what else da Vinci could've come up with?
This anon requests a Leonardo on time-travel!Desmond action. And some kind of machine during the process. And bonuses to any of you, writer!Anons if Leonardo is to blame for Desmond being in Renaissance!Italy.
And a giant cheesecake to those who also manage to include traumatised!Ezio in one way or another =)))

Re: Leonardo/Desmond

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How would you like your Ezio to be traumatised? Is it a 1476-fic you want, Anon? Or would you prefer Ezio be traumatised another way?

Because this Anon is loving the idea that Leonardo accidentally a time machine and Desmond thought Renaissance Italy was a really vivid Bleeding Effect dream... ;-)

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Annetta+Ezio please?

(Anonymous) 2012-04-10 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon has been re-playing the early AC2 Memories, and wonders what exactly Annetta had said to Paola about Ezio? Clearly only good things, but the girl seemed to be crushing super-hard on the boss' second son when I was playing (or maybe that's just me... Marry me, Ezio, I will give you little pixel-babies...) *ahem*

I'd love a fic where Ezio is just discovering girls, Annetta has a mad crush on him and NOBODY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE. At all.
So unrequited lust/love/crush from one side or both sides. Or Ezio panicking about not becoming like Vieri and shagging the maid/getting her in trouble... Or Ezio talking Federico out of scoring Annetta and revealing a schoolboy crush on her.

Or something.

Just, young Ezio being horny and noble and Annetta being all worshippy of teh Ezio.


(Anonymous) 2012-04-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, so there were two extremely lovely fills a while back. One had to do with the daddy kink of Desmond calling Shaun "daddy," and the other had to with Daddy William Miles himself discovering Shaun and Desmond's relationship.

... can I get something that combines the two of these so that William discovers this kink that Desmond has while he's with Shaun?

Re: Daddy?

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omfg I second this!

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A habit of Machiavelli's

(Anonymous) 2012-04-12 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
"It is said that Machiavelli would sometimes prepare to read by dressing up in the period of the writer he was reading and then setting a table for the two of them."

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I need this in my life!

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Of Machiavelli, curtains and Livy

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Malik/Altaïr fluff

(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Could I get some Malik/Altaïr fluff based on the following poem?

“حبك بقايا همس
ما بين القمر والشمس
فديتك بالعمر كله
اليوم وبكره وامس
Your love is like a subtle whisper
That flows between the moon and sun
I would sacrifice my life for you
In the past, and I’ll do it in the present and until the end of days.”

Could be one party writing it to another party, or just an overall mood for the story; I don't care. Just make my teeth rot, Anons. <3


(Anonymous) 2012-04-14 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
All that is in my head right now is that Ezio is a super-snuggler and hogs the sheets. Help me out, Anons? I don't care who goes with him, as long as he's warm as an oven, clings like a limpet - deeply asleep - and his partner has to deal with it.


Re: Fluff?

(Anonymous) 2012-04-27 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Why I just have this epic vision of Ezio taco-ing himself in the bedsheet, leaving Leo trying to grab the sheet so he won't freeze?
Probably unrelated too... don't shoot me!

I second this like burning... it's too cute to exist!

DMC Crossover?

(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Good lord, this place got quiet! D:

So I'm looking for either full on serious fic or the crackiest crack you can come up with. Short fic, long fic, drabbles are all welcome! :D

Maybe Dante goes to a bar that Desmond is working at and orders a strawberry sundae? (Unlike a hard drink like Des is readying himself to pour as this obvious badass with the guns and sword swaggered in as if he owned the place?) Then they end up bantering and smexytimes happen? :D

Maybe Des ends up about to help this dumbass in the bar that is clearly gonna get his ass handed to him and is all turned on by Dante taking out all the guys he's fighting (mebbie they're demon enhanced humans/Templars/whatevers.)

Hell, maybe Rebecca or Shaun knows Lady (SHAUN). Or Lucy knows Trish or Dante. What if Des has a bit of a demon in himself? Or Lucy isn't dead because she's a demon?? (IDEK I'm just pulling ideas out of my ass now.)

Re: DMC Crossover?

(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What. What is this.


So awesome. This here, is made of awesome. :D


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(Anonymous) 2012-04-19 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
a few days ago, the tumblr blog ask-federico posted this:

And after I got over the hilarity, I realized 'MY GOD THIS ACTUALLY MAKE SOME WEIRD LEVEL OF SENSE'.

So...Ezio/Sofia, where Sofia is in reality Apple!genderbent!Leonardo.

Yes, I know she's way younger than Leonardo. Yes, I know it doesn't make any sense. But I cannot stop thinking about it.

If Ezio ever found out, his reaction alone would be priceless.

(Anonymous) 2012-04-19 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
That is so perfect. He even merged his hat into his hair. The Apple can make copies, right?

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Not sure if this has been requested or not...

(Anonymous) 2012-04-20 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
...but it seems like it makes a lot of sense, so...

La Volpe is actually a Time Lord. This is why he seems to live forever and pop up everywhere.

So, Time Lord!La Volpe acting as an assassin throughout history, being awesome, etc.

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-21 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
... What if La Volpe was one of the Doctor's last incarnations? :|a

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
or altair/Malik
Or ezio/Leo :D

idk man I just want to see Desmond (or whoever) being fingered against the wall and like Shaun doesn't let him touch himself???? and then things

/awkward at kink memes forever

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
*against a wall. Whoops.

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Anon had a bad day while playing AC:B. I lost two of my fully trained assassins on a mission that they were supposed to be able to complete successfully (at least, I thought they would, they had about an 83% chance of success). Then, while going to try and recruit a new assassin, I get to the scene too late and find the guards have already killed the possible recruit. Then I get the last Christina mission.

So it was sort of a bummer day Brotherhood wise. So, I'd like something uplifting and hopeful, starring the Assassin recruits. Maybe one or two of them go missing during a mission and are assumed dead and they manage to make it back alive, crashing their funeral or something. Maybe something with awesome novice banter as they try to impress Il Mentore.

I dunno, I just need something fluffy or hopeful or happy involving the Assassin recruits.

Bonus points if one of the novices is a curly haired woman, like the one I lost, Emiliana Santi. D: These games, why do they make me feel bad when things go wrong!

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(Anonymous) 2012-07-29 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Here's the fill