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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Anonymous) 2012-08-08 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Abstergo said they dumped Subject 16's body into the Tiber River.

Yeah, that was a lie.

Somebody else got there before them.

And now, instead of being dead like he thought he'd end up, Clay is stuck in a blue box that's bigger on the inside with a madman in a bowtie who keeps calling him a Very Important Person.

And he thought he was crazy...well, he is, but this is a whole new level of insanity.

Basically: Doctor Who crossover, the Doctor grabs Clay after he leaves his messages for Desmond and uploads into the Animus, but before he actually is 100% dead, saves his life, and then they travel together, have adventures, bond, do Doctor Who things, etc. And Clay is still Important in the grand scheme of things, somehow.

Yeah, I'm also suffering from a case of Subject 16 feels. I think all of Tumblr is right now.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-08 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even like Doctor Who and yet I would be happy with this.

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August 8th

(Anonymous) 2012-08-08 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Today's the day of his alleged suicide.

I really want some Black Room Desmond and Clay talking about what happened with some angst/comfort stuff. Maybe a light bit of fluffy sweetness without being too sappy?

Anon just really needs some light 16/17 stuff right now. Please~?

I'm on it!

(Anonymous) 2012-08-09 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Filling this! Haven't written AC fic in ages, so please be kind, and I hope to be done in a day or so.

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(Anonymous) 2012-08-09 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Anything based on this amazing pic:

Maybe Robert caught him and is playing with poor Altair.
Maybe Robert has had Altair for a long time as a "pet" and this is part of his training? Maybe AU where Altair is a prostitute/dancer and was "gifted" to the Templar (for the night/forever? >:3)

Do whatever comes to mind, wonderful writeanons! I just want some Robert/Altair smut! :D

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Crack. Leonardo comes up with assorted random ideas to get Ezio naked.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-09 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by a thread on the ubi forums in which some random dude said this

>Haha. "Ezio, this codex page can only be decoded by using a drawing of the nude form of an Assassin. I'll need your help with this."

I just want Leo making up all kinds of BS reasons why Ezio needs to get naked. Does Ezio oblige? It's up to you...

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(Anonymous) 2012-08-09 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes DO WANT!

Just Dance 3

(Anonymous) 2012-08-09 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond, Altair, Ezio, and Connor play Just Dance 3. And the chosen song is Spectronizer. What hilarity will ensue? You decide! :D

I'd really like to see my darling Connor as the Pink Ranger (Pink Sentai? Sorry, I'm not familiar with the Japanese version... Or really the American version either, lol) but that's just me, you can make them whoever you want!

Draw fills are welcomed too c:

And if you're wondering what I'm talking about, you can see the dance here:

I would love this to happen:

(Anonymous) 2012-08-10 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If fem!Altaïr had a one-night stand with Malik and got pregnant. And, because she lives/works in a totally male environment she doesn't realise what's wrong with her until she's quite far along in her pregnancy (please note, I would prefer no fics where she finds out/realises as she goes into labour) and Malik ends up informing her what's the matter with her.

Bonus points for: Malik being more than usually irritable with fem!Alty right after the fling (idek why, body dysmorphia over his arm, anger at being with the one responsible for Solomon's Temple, hating that he's a notch on her metaphorical bedpost... the world of Malik's irritation is your oyster. Go nuts, Anon(s))
Altaïr admitting to Malik that he took her virginity (whether Malik is surprised or not is up to Anon(s)) and that she wants him again (and again and again and... you get the idea)
Malik keeping Altaïr at his Bureau to prevent Al Mualim from finding out about the pregnancy, and Alty annoying him by being underfoot all the time.
EXTRA Bonus Points for: Pregnancy symptoms! Morning sickness, dizziness/vertigo, cravings, nosebleeds, etc.
SUPER EXTRA Bonus Points for: super horny Altaïr jumping Malik in the bureau.

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(Anonymous) 2012-08-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Not claiming (no time! Sorry OP! D:), but the idea of Malik with sympathy pregnancy would be hilarious.

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THANK YOU!!!!!!! From OP

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Thank you thankyouthankyou! *squeeeeeee*

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E3 shenanigans!

(Anonymous) 2012-08-11 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
So a reply on another prompt mentioned Rebecca going to E3, so lets have the whole gang go! The modern assassins end up going to see AC3 (it exists to throw off the Templars) among other things.

Bonus if someone critiques their 'costumes'.

Some Love For AC Ladies

(Anonymous) 2012-08-11 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, we've got lots of sexy ladies, Rosa,Lucrezia,Caterina,Cristina,Maria etc., yet all i see around here is Slash.Anyway, it can be les, het, anything you want, just two rules: Smutty as hell, AND NO SLASH, NO EXCEPTIONS.

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(Anonymous) 2012-08-26 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
This might help, anon. Also has a wee bit of bondage kink too. Ezio/Rosa:

(Anonymous) 2012-08-11 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Shaun/Desmond in that order, please.

Desmond is really into masculine and very dominant men, and has a kink for deep voices with accents,also very dirty talk. So, seeing as Shaun is very blunt, and shows his dominance over Desmond verbally, mentally, and maybe physically (beginning of training, when he's not so coordinated) the to be Assassin finds Shaun incredibly sexy. Shaun is commenting to Desmond about anything, and he says "cock", the assassin proceedes to do a jackknife off the handle and gets a boner, hearing that voice say such things.

Storyline, etc etc.

Ultimately, Desmond begs Shaun to be his "master" and wants to be said historians whore, needing to be dominated by Shaun. SMUT TIME. Make it dirty, and Desmond slutty as Desmond can be, pillow talk, begging, dominant!Shaun. I will love you forever if anyone can make this happen. Will compensate if that is what you want.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-17 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
omfg I second this. PLease, someone should do this. It's been long time since a good Shaun/Des fanfiction, with a great story and well written!

not enough bondage

(Anonymous) 2012-08-13 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
so this anon has a huge bondage and humiliation kink. her favorite paring is malik/altair. do you see where i'm going with this? i don't care why or who it's happening to as long as one of them is all tied up and gagged and humiliated in someway.

bonus points if it somehow ends in fluff. because anon is also a huge fan of fluff.

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Did you read this?

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Altair and water

(Anonymous) 2012-08-15 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen a lot of posts with Altair and him not being able to swim.
But I want something different. I played Psychonauts and the main character wasn't able to enter water as well or he would die.
The reason: (It's from the Psychonauts wikia)

For reasons unknown, a family of gypsy psychics from a rival circus cursed Razputin's family to always die in water. Whenever Raz enters water deeper than a few inches, a supernatural liquid hand attempts to grab him and pull him beneath the surface. The Psychonauts manual refers to this eerie hand as the Hand of Galochio, which is named for the family that imposed the curse.

So my prompt would be a cursed Altair.
Maybe he falls into the water or someone pushes him in and Malik has to safe him and watches in horror, as watery hands try to grab the Assassin and pull him under water.
Maybe some Malik/Altair fluff after Malik saved Altair's ass?

Re: Altair and water

(Anonymous) 2012-08-15 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to have a shot at this. :D

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Altaïr/Malik, h/c?

(Anonymous) 2012-08-16 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Deets and stuff:

-Malik gets injured somehow (defending the bureau?) and Altaïr gets there in time to take care of him
-Altaïr is very gentle and careful with him, which surprises Malik
-No established relationship, I'd love it if it took place when things were still tense between them, but Malik had begun to notice that Altaïr was changing as a person so he wasn't as much of a hardass towards him
-I don't need porn, but I want all the ~repressed emotions~ and ~lingering touches~ because I'm a huge ridiculous sap like that.
-But if you feel like getting x-rated, be my guest.

(I will try to return the favor but I'm an artist and finding prompts I can work with is a bit harder ;3; )

Re: Altaïr/Malik, h/c?

(Anonymous) 2012-08-17 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I can fill this, anon! It might take a bit, but I think I can do it.

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Epic ezio and Leo story never before seen x

(Anonymous) 2012-08-17 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I've never seen a married ezio Leo fic ever and it's such a shame so I was think bout a long fic like this ..

X ezio confessing his love mulitple ways and Leo not getting what he's actually trying to say
x Leo realises and they get together (open to smut )
x ezio asks Leo to marry him
x the wedding complete with all the crew
x then them wanting a child do adopt a baby
x raising the child all cute and stuff
please somone do it ice never had a prompt filled :(

Altaïr/Maria, desk sex, voyeurism

(Anonymous) 2012-08-17 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Altaïr is sick of all his incompetent novices. Some days it feels like they can't do anything right. ANYTHING. And he's pissed off at them. (And, uh, for some reason he hasn't had sex with his wife in forever. Maybe she's been gone for a while. Or maybe she's being coy and not sleeping with him. Point is, Altaïr is sexually frustrated and deprived.) So, one day, fed up with them, he grabs his wife, interrupting whatever she was doing, throws her over his desk, and fucks her in full view of all of his (suddenly very awkward, very mortified, very aroused) novices, to teach them how to take their wives. (Because apparently, they can't do that right either.)

Anyways, yeah. Hot, rough sex with Maria on his desk in full view of all of the novices.

One of the novices tries to either join in or masturbate to it. Altaïr gets pissed and smacks shit up. (No threesomes, sorry.)
A million internets if Maria is either training, reading a book, or getting a foot massage for some reason or other from Malik when Altaïr interrupts her to drag her over his desk. Or all three, if you can pull it off.

I can't believe there isn't more of this

(Anonymous) 2012-08-18 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Assassin's Creed crossover with Mirror's Edge. After running away from home, Desmond ends up becoming a Runner.

Bonus points for Desmond and Faith bonding time.

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(Anonymous) 2012-08-18 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I suck as a writer (hence me not doing this myself), but I must say DO WANT.

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Need Some Lesbian Smut

(Anonymous) 2012-08-18 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
As a heterosexual male, I'd like something to counteract the floods of slash in the requests and fills.

As many girls, past and/or present (but preferably excluding Those Who Came Before), as the filler(s) like, as detailed as you can. No genderbending the guys anyone. A few toys are okay, but try to keep them to a minimum.

No explanation for characters from different time periods participating is needed/cared about.

Re: Need Some Lesbian Smut

(Anonymous) 2012-08-18 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Once I finish my WiP, I will have a poke at this. ;D Would Rebecca and Lucy do the trick?

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Ezio x Claudia ヽ(;▽;)ノ

(Anonymous) 2012-08-20 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
This anon has searched far and wide but there is basically nothing for this pairing. Anon likes her slash as much as the next person but she wishes there was more love for these two! /all my creys D"|


- Set during Brotherhood when there's still some tension between them because of the whole brothel issue.
- Ezio and Claudia are feuding over whether or not Claudia should become an assassin. Ezio clearly does not want her to, while Claudia is eager to prove herself.
- Claudia decides to show Ezio just how capable she is with a knife.
- Rest is up to writer!anon!

I kinda have this thing for knife play so if you could maybe incorporate that just a little. Also, having them spar would be most entertaining. :D No smut is necessary, just get me kind of hot and bothered. Like, give me those yummy sexual undertones. Ecchi style!

I hope this gets filled... probably won't I would do this but it's no fun when it's your own writing. |D

(Anonymous) 2012-08-20 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i want a fic based on this piece of pure gold i found on tumblr:

when you beat the quest you get a portrait of the enemy in brohood, where ezio didnt only brought the portrait of cesare back to rome. hurhurhurhur
'you are my prized trophy now...after all you owe me this much'

who ever fills this can have my first born child

3 Assassins and a Baby

(Anonymous) 2012-08-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
A modern day AU: Altair, Ezio, and Desmond are brothers who live together. They have a good life, good jobs, good friends, and are rather content with the way things are, thankyouverymuch.

Then, one day, a baby (or a young toddler, either one works) is dumped on their doorstep, with a note naming him 'Connor', and implying he is the child of one of the brothers (but, of course, it doesn't say who's the daddy).

Now, they're stuck with a baby and are attempting to raise him as best as possible...with no real idea on how to do that.

Cue hilarious parenting misadventures.

Shipping of any kind can happen to, of course. I just want to see child-induced chaos.

Ezio/Leonardo - Paintbrushes

(Anonymous) 2012-08-21 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Whenever Ezio is getting too mouthy and arrogant, Leonardo fucks him with the handle of the thickest, longest paintbrush he's got. It reduces him to a breathless, wordless, gasping man who gives Leo all the cuddles he wants.

Bonus points if the first time was after Ezio made a comment about Leo bottoming every time and how that you'd never see him (Ezio) bottoming.

More bonus points if Ezio starts to have a Pavlovian response to the sight of the paintbrush, regardless of whether Leo has clients around or not.

Re: Ezio/Leonardo - Paintbrushes

(Anonymous) 2012-08-22 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know I needed this in my life until just now.


Aveline x Connor

(Anonymous) 2012-08-21 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a request for a random Connor and Aveline smut. Maybe have it take place on Connor's ship, Aquila.


(Anonymous) 2012-08-24 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Malik is a psychology major in college. He is studying classical conditioning and is assigned a project on it.

Altair is his boyfriend, now turned psychology victim.

Cue, Malik conditioning Altair to get turned on by weird things, like, hearing "novice" or something.

Also, Altair is completely oblivious.

Make this happen, anons? :3

For those who don't know what classical conditioning is, I think wiki can explain it pretty well.


(Anonymous) 2012-08-25 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Something along the lines of this:
Possibly a Memory from Malik?

I am a horrible person

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Crossover Drabble Challenge

(Anonymous) 2012-08-27 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
So, I had this idea, which might or might not help with the lull on the meme right now. Take your favorite fandom other than Assassin's Creed and cross it over with AC. It can be with any characters, any fandom, and you can justify it however you want (or don't at all). Everything is permitted, folks.

Go nuts.

ACxAvengers, Avengers POV

(Anonymous) 2012-08-27 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony looked at Steve. Steve looked at Tony. Both looked over to where Clint and Natasha were beating the shit out of a crowd of burly mercenary types.

"Should we tell Fury about this?" Steve asked.

Tony didn't reply.

The two Assassins had spotted the group of tattooed ruffians, while they were out strolling in the Park trying to relax after several weeks of heavy combat duty, said little by way of explanation and attacked them.

Bruce was looking uncomfortably unhappy with the way the group was fighting Hawkeye and Black Widow: they used dirty tactics to get results, but they seemed to still be outclassed by the pair. Although Steve looked like he'd rather be in the middle of the action, he left it to the Assassins to call for help if it was needed. None of the other Avengers felt especially needed in the melee.

Then, Clint gave a low whistle, and three new faces appeared, seemingly from nowhere. Two were young, a lithe curly haired brunette girl who looked about 15 but fought as well as Natasha, the other a muscular shaven headed guy who would not have been out of place as a strong-man/acrobat in a circus. And the third, a tall, broad, dark haired man with amber eyes that took in everything around him, clothed in a dark suit, like Coulson's. Or like a mafioso from Goodfellas, Tony thought getting edgy.

And, suddenly the park was filled with smoke, an eerie eagle's shriek sounded like a battle cry, and, as the smoke began to dissipate, all the enemies lay dead or dying in the grass, and the two Avenger Assassins were nodding deferentially to the tallest newcomer, obviously the leader.

"Grazie amici," the leader said, with a wink and a winning smile for Natasha, while Clint glared at him.

"It was our pleasure. It's not often we can do much for the cause, what with our responsibilities in the Avenger Initiative," Natasha said calmly, ignoring the man's flirting the same way she ignored Tony.

"What are you doing?" Steve hissed at them, "you can't talk about - that - with anyone!"

"Maestro Auditore knows about us," Clint said quietly. "I wouldn't be an Avenger if he didn't."

"Ezio Auditore da Firenze," the stranger said, inclining his head graciously, with a razor-sharp smile.

"And how do you know about us, exactly?" Bruce asked, with a similarly sharp smile that was more threatening than polite.

"I've been around for a while," the big man said easily. "I've seen government agencies come and go. The only reason I permit your continued existance is because no Templar has made it into your ranks."

"Templar?" Tony asked incredulously. "They were disbanded in 13-oh-something, there's no Templars now!"

"Forgive me, I thought our mutual friends had explained about the old war. I am glad you utilise only your own company's products and people, Mr Stark. Try to avoid any of Abstergo's stuff, hm? Make life easy on yourselves. Their stock is not as infallible as they think it is," Ezio said with a wolfish grin.

Tony could only blink. He'd been discussing buying out some of Abstergo's smaller subdivisions or becoming a shareholder in that company to expand his own empire only yesterday. He felt a chill run down his spine. He was used to Fury (and Coulson) knowing as much about his company as he did, but this stranger? It was eerie what he seemed to know.

The brunette called to Ezio from a distance.

"I must go, amici, Messer Warren Vidic of Abstergo has an appointment with Death. I would hate for him to be late for it."

The Assassin left as silently as a summer breeze.

"In answer to your earlier question, Steve," Tony said, "let's not tell Fury about this. Or Coulson. Or anyone. And let's never, ever speak of it again."

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Apple Time Travel but with a Twist

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So the modern assassins are screwing around with the Apple when it brings Altaïr into the future. Only, the modern assassins can't find Altaïr. They literally do not know where he came into existence - if they even know he's in the modern world at all. So Altaïr has to navigate our chaotic cities, in order to find the ones that did this to him.

Intelligent and snarky Altaïr is a requirement. He's an assassin - he can adapt and disguise himself to suit.

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Okay, so I'm taking a poke at this, OP. I hope it's what you wanted.
They finally had the Apple. It was at a terrible, terrible cost, but they had it. Humanity might be saved. It was so inconspicuous for such a powerful item.

Even though he'd been instructed not to touch it, Shaun couldn't help but brush his fingers over the gold surface, just this once. He wondered what Altaïr would have thought of it, wondered if it was horror, elation, or curiosity. Shaun wished he could ask but the man was long dead now. There were so many things left unsaid, so many memories the Animus couldn't reach.

Hundreds of years in the past, a man was cleaved in two; one half to create a legacy and the other to fulfil it.

Before Altaïr even opened his eyes, he knew something was wrong. The ground felt different, he couldn't hear the whickering of his horse, and there were strange noises, like a metal ocean. He sat up, hidden blade unsheathing. The dry desert had been replaced by a long, black surface, the scarce vegetation lined up in an eerily straight row. Giant metal poles - lamps maybe - were set at regular intervals, stretching above what had to be a significantly improved road. It smelt like tar.

And then a horseless, metal carriage of bright green whizzed past him. Altaïr bit back his shriek of surprise before it could even sound like a whimper. This wasn't the road to Masayf that he knew. These were not the modes of transport he was familiar with.

Where in the name of Allah was he?

^^^^That's part 3. Damnit.

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