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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

‡ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Anonymous) 2012-10-10 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Just found this podcast, and couldn't help but apply it to our assassins:

Not looking for anything serious, pure crack here. And not just Ezio! Maybe all the boys (and the girls?) are hotline dates waiting "eagerly" for a phone call so they can pay the bills. :D

And if you haven't, listen to the entire podcast. There's a lot of great stuff in it!


(Anonymous) 2012-10-11 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLOL I love it!

"Genuine Assassins are waiting for you to phone right NOW!"


(Anonymous) 2012-10-13 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
So, every time this Anon is in Florence, she has to go pop by the Auditore palazza. And it makes her very sad to see this once magnificent home that held a happy family empty. So I'd like to see Ezio going through his old home and remembering happy times. The more angst, the better.

Re: Reminiscing

(Anonymous) 2012-10-13 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)

MechaCreed (warning, long prompt is long)

(Anonymous) 2012-10-14 09:53 am (UTC)(link)

sadlkjf; This needs to be a thing now. Please? With epic fights, explosions, romance, and "reorganization" of the city (moving of the buildings a la Evangelion. If you don't know, watch this: (giving the movie, it's a higher quality...))

Here's a potential plot:

In the future, the majority of the world has already been destroyed through previous wars, with only a few areas that are habitable by human life. And for a while, humanity simply scraped by, attempting to pull their civilization back to normal (and not doing a great job at it either.)

But these pockets of humanity soon find themselves under attack by an unknown mecha army that have been coined by the name of "Templar," derived by the crosses their mechs are emblazoned with. At first, the Templar forces are at a distinct advantage with their superior technology...until recently.

Somehow one of the larger cities, protected by a force that simply was known as the Brotherhood (or whatever you want to name them), managed to capture a Templar mech intact (or near to it.) From studying the mech, the Brotherhood began producing their own mechs that could turn the tide in the war, and began sharing and providing aid to their neighboring cities/towns.

Altair and Ezio (and Connor?) are the best pilots for the Brotherhood, with an up and coming new pilot, Desmond, who has been kinda roped into everything b/c of his connections w/ Altair and Ezio (mebbe they were his mentors? Or he learned with them under a master of the mechas?) They have partners that with each of them (Altair-Malik, Ezio-Yusuf, Desmond-Clay), and they have a exceptional team of mechanics for their particular group (Kadar, Leonardo, Shaun, Rebecca, and Lucy.)

During one of their missions, something goes horribly wrong, and they end up losing three of their members of their team (Kadar is maimed/killed, Lucy and Clay are assumed dead.) Desmond deserts the group because of strained relationships (assumes it his fault?), is on the run because the Brotherhood can't afford to lose one of their pilots, and eventually gets captured by the Templars and taken to their enormous (dystopian?) city.

The Templars want to use him for his knowledge and skills, and are using Lucy and Clay as bargaining chips (whether or not you want Lucy to switch sides here is up to you. Just no bashing if you do.) Eventually an epic escape/rescue happens, and Desmond figures out how to stop the Templars along the way. Cue epic plan and battle.

Pairings as you want them, m/m, m/f, or multi! I'm a fan of all!

WHEE!!! I haven't prompted here in a while, and the bunnies are multiplying like crazy! *throws bunnies around* C'mon, you know you wanna adopt one! (I was seriously channeling Eva/Dual here.)

Designed to Destroy

(Anonymous) 2012-10-19 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He kills Al Mualim, head of the Templar organization, first, in a fiery fire-fight that leaves his body aching and his joints creaking and his rattling and his suit dented and bruises forming all over him. He smirks through the pain as his suit informs him it’s too damaged to fly.

But the bastard is dead.

He commands the suit to release him, steps out, and watches it power down as he pets it affectionately. He walks over to the ruined piece of machinery and climbs into the rubble, digging through it to find the cold, dead eyes of the man who owned the suit staring up at him. He spits in the dead man’s face and leans down, slowly prying the metal away to reveal what he wanted. He reaches out, plucks out the glowing blue orb imbedded in the chest where the heart should be, and rises. He smirks, his eyes narrowing as the dust begins to clear. Without a second thought, he peels off the top of his jumpsuit and pulls out the small, dull orb from his own chest, slapping the other in quickly before he has the chance to die, and it’s like he’s in Nirvana.

Warmth shoots through his veins, into his arms, curling his fingers, and he hisses with pleasure as his toes curl, and he can feel his eyes change. Jolts of electricity tingle throughout him as he opens his mouth and breathes in deep, his arms curling up and his hands curled in. His knees bend as he feels the new-found strength running through him, seeping into him, overtaking his body as the suit behind him, the suit connected to him, glows as if it’s powering up and getting ready for flight. He can hear it asking what’s going on, and as the rush of pleasure leaves him, leaves him sated like a well-paid whore can, he looks down at the body of the old man.

“You’ve made your mistake,” he says, lifting his arm and flipping open the lower part to reveal the glowing circuitry.

The goddess in the temple hadn’t lied to him. He closes the lid to his arm. He does feel more powerful, more human than ever before.

And yet, he muses as he watches the barrels of several guns appear in his view, his lips curling up into a sneer, he feels more like a god than ever.

Stupid Templars, he thinks, releasing a pulse of pressure and relaxing like he’s coming off a high.

Stupid Templars, he thinks, watching the bodies explode from the pressure as he turns around and starts walking back to his baby.

Stupid Templars, he thinks, noticing two more suits, far inferior to his own land in front of him.

He doesn’t flinch when two faces similar to his own dash up next to him. He doesn’t flinch at the bewildered yells of confusion when they see him. He doesn’t flinch at the gapes from the suit at the temple. But he does flinch at the feeling of human arms wrapped around him in a tight embrace.

“Desmond! You’re alive?”
Is this any good, anon? I mean... I just kinda... barfed it out on the computer to give it a shot.


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Altair/Malik Amnesia

(Anonymous) 2012-10-15 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair loses his memory. I don't care how. Maybe it's the fault of the Apple. Maybe he had an accident. It's up to anon if he regains his memory or not, but! I want Altair and Malik to be in an established relationship when it happens... go, go and make me cry!

Re: Altair/Malik Amnesia

(Anonymous) 2012-10-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
How extensive do you want the memory loss to be?

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La Volpe, the Silver Fox

(Anonymous) 2012-10-16 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
According to TVTropes, "A Silver Fox is an attractive, distinguished older (generally over 40) person, often noted for his or her sexy silver or white-hair along with their good looks and charm."

What I'm asking is La Volpe, whose charm is noted by some female assassin recruits and thiefs. And Machiavelli. So, preferred pairing is Volpe/Machiavelli.
Artfill is also welcome.

Re: La Volpe, the Silver Fox

(Anonymous) 2012-10-16 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! Do want!

Daniel Cross [Initiates & The Chain]

(Anonymous) 2012-10-18 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
If anybody has been following AC Initiates recently, you'll see that Daniel hasn't been doing so good.

Basically I need some Daniel fic, something that is so painfully rare. Perhaps something involving Dr. Sung (however you like) or Vidic.

If you haven't read The Chain, there are scans on Tumblr that are easy to find if you do some digging...

Re: Daniel Cross [Initiates & The Chain]

(Anonymous) 2012-10-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded so very much. I'm worried about Daniel, he's been sort of all over the place lately...


(Anonymous) 2012-10-19 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Immortal Altair meets Shaun and falls for him since Shaun reminds him of the two important people in Altair's life: Malik (snarky as hell) and stubborn (Maria).

Ezio/Lorenzo Medici - knight in shining armor

(Anonymous) 2012-10-19 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't have to be romantic or shippy, but I'm looking for a fic where Lorenzo really really admires Ezio. He may feel inspired by the assassin or wish to forge a strong friendship with him. Basically, he has a sort of 'crush' on Ezio.

Gonna give you a bear hug

(Anonymous) 2012-10-20 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Alternatively, Altaïr is a chronic sleep cuddler.

This is cute as a child, embarrassing as a teenager, and down right mortifying for a full-grown man. His companions don't seem to mind - more body heat to share during cold desert nights!

Re: Gonna give you a bear hug

(Anonymous) 2012-10-22 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Right I'm gonna do a mini fill of this but I warn youvive got dyslexia so I apologise for spelling and grammer I will try my hardest :/ but I really want to fill this for somone

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Highlight for spoilers

(Anonymous) 2012-10-21 03:30 am (UTC)(link)

Re: Highlight for spoilers

(Anonymous) 2012-10-21 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
OMG anon are you me?? Because that second paragraph is exactly me, word for word.

Considering your request, is divergent-from-canon AU and possibly even a happier ending okay? Or must it end with only regrets too late...?

Again, highlight for spoilers

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Bros before Hos

(Anonymous) 2012-10-22 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So this occurred to me today. Ezio is given a Sophie's Choice decision between saving Claudia and the courtesans or his Assassin recruits.

He can save one group or the other but not both. Will he save the ladies (and his sister) or return his assassins to Isola Tiburina.

Give me angst anons. I need a tortured Ezio trying to figure out what should be his priority, what is the greater good, and how can he live with his de
Bonuses: Cesare enjoying Ezio's moral wrangling
Angst, angst and more angst
Ezio keeping his choice from Machiavelli and Volpe
a happy ending

Anons, I am incapable of angst fic or I would write this myself. But if you fill this i'll give you a fluffy or cracky fill in return.

Pleeeeeeeeez Nonnies?

Ezio/Lucrezia/Cesare (sort of).

(Anonymous) 2012-10-23 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio gets off on Lucrezia's descriptions of what she does with Cesare.


(Anonymous) 2012-10-24 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by something I saw earlier.

Desmond's not just Altair and Ezio's descendant; he's actually their reincarnation. (Working form the assumption that Altair was reincarnated as Ezio, who was then reincarnated as Desmond). The Animus isn't so much making him *relive* their experiences as much as - well, remember them.

Re: Reincarnation!Prompt

(Anonymous) 2012-10-24 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
oooooo, I like this prompt lots! :D Hmm. But then how to explain Subject 16 and those before him? *ponder* My game-knowledge is lacking - does it state anywhere that Subject 16 relived Altair/Ezio specifically? Or does the Animus in fact do what it says on the tin, but ~because~ Desmond is ~also~ their reincarnation as well as their descendant, he doesn't go nuts from the Animus?

Maybe he Bleeding Effect never gets as bad for him as for Subject 16(I am completely blanking on his name), and finally settles into a kind of overlapping identity once he has all his memories back from his past lives? Where he ~is~ Ezio, but also Desmond and Altair ~at the same time~. So, he's not pure Desmond anymore, but that part of him hasn't been wiped out, either.

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OP Anon

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Help me I really want it filled

(Anonymous) 2012-10-24 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
this fill hasn't been filled when I saw it I loved it but it's not filled please help
multipart ezio is fed up of keeping his feelings to himself . He goes to tell Leo he loves him and the truth he actually never slept with all those women just flirted and bailed cos he loved Leo x

ezio tries . Talking . Writing . Yelling off buildings but Leo STILL misses the fact that ezio is trying to confess his love . Until ezio goes into full rant mode
and Leo is finally I love u too

Fluffy . Smut optional but it is prefered

Claudia is one of us.

(Anonymous) 2012-10-25 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
We need some more Claudia love/crack on this meme! So, here's the prompt - Staying at the villa and doing the accounts is pretty boring, so Claudia decides to turn her hand to writing. And by writing, I mean smutty, 50-shades-of-grey style fanfic.
Bonus points if she's an Ezio/Leo shipper and Ezio somehow finds out.

Re: Claudia is one of us.

(Anonymous) 2012-10-25 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahhaahhaahahaha, yes!

"Claudia, what is this?"

She felt the blood drain from her face as the notebook was flipped open. Snatching it back off her brother, Claudia shoved it into a drawer.

"It's none of your business," she snapped.

"But I saw my nam-" started Ezio, confusion settling on his features.

"It's nothing. Just a record book. Now go bother our uncle, I have work to do."

Aaaaaaand by that, I mean seconded.

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Stranger Than Fiction [1/2]

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Assassin's Creed 3 fix it fic

(Anonymous) 2012-10-28 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Since I just watched a full and detailed playthrough of AC3 I'd like to express how thoroughly disappointed and sad I am that Connor and Haytham couldn't find a way to reconcile. Please someone write me a fix it fill where they do. It doesn't have to be a happily ever after, Lee can just mortally wounds Haytham and they reconcile before he dies. Or they reconcile as Connor wound him and Haytham was dying. Please. Write it. I NEED IT.

Re: Assassin's Creed 3 fix it fic

(Anonymous) 2012-10-29 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wow ACIII isn't even out yet, a bigger spoiler warning would of been appreciated.

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Shaun/Desmond, coming out to William

(Anonymous) 2012-10-29 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun and Desmond come out about their relationship to William.

Request with ACIII Spoilers

(Anonymous) 2012-10-29 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Tumblr was full of spoilers, and so to be kind to anyone who has managed to remain free of said spoilers, I'm going to post a little chain of comments under this to prevent any potential issues.


(Anonymous) 2012-10-29 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
You have been warned, seriously.


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SPOILERS (the actual prompt and request)

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Assassin's Creed and the Holy Grail

(Anonymous) 2012-10-29 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see a parody of Monty Python's The Holy Grail a la Assassin's Creed. Any interpretations are welcome! I just need silly, lighthearted fic.


(Anonymous) 2012-10-30 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
That is the best slip ever and now needs to happen. I don't even have the games yet jsdl;kafj;dlfkj

Conspiracy theory, TROLOLOL

(Anonymous) 2012-11-01 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
You know, as I learn about history, particularly the 20th century, I see so many people who could have been Assassins/Templars. I don't believe in the whole conspiracy theory, obviously. But I muse about it sometimes, about a huge plot with Pieces of Eden and a millennia-old fight between two groups of people and a ton of moderate/extremist organizations, to boot.

So, I'd like to start a discussion thread strictly about the real world (references to AC canon are fine) and a possible conspiracy theory. I just want to see how far we anons can go down the rabbit hole of historical cover-ups. Please, please, please, no AC3 references, because a huge majority of fanons haven't played it, including me.

Let's do this, guys.

Re: Conspiracy theory, TROLOLOL

(Anonymous) 2012-11-01 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't this better suited for the discussion post?

Malik/Altair Tickling

(Anonymous) 2012-11-01 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I really, really want to read this. Malik tickling Altair (Bonus points if Altair is tied up) and he's getting aroused by it. Malik sees it and starts teasing Altair about it and makes him come in the end.

Re: Malik/Altair Tickling

(Anonymous) 2012-11-03 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm on it.

Re: Malik/Altair Tickling: OP Here

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
So, William Miles is voiced by John de Lancie, aka Q from Star Trek: TNG. And as a result, I can't bring myself to trust the guy, because Q.

So! William Miles is not William Miles at all. He is actually Q, taking on another form, playing a long game. Desmond is still his son, but the reason why Those Who Came Before are interested in him isn't because of his DNA alone: It's because he's the child of an omnipotent godlike being.

...sssh, it came to me in a dream and won't leave me alone.

(Anonymous) 2012-11-03 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs tightly* I luv you, OP.

Seconded. Seconded so much.

(Anonymous) 2012-11-02 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
In his anatomical notes on sex organs, Leonardo wrote 'woman loves the size of the male member to be as huge as possible, whilst man wishes the opposite of the genital organ of the woman.'
This anon requests Leo trying to discuss this with Ezio in a purely scientific manner and Ezio being, well, himself and making dirty jokes and innuendos. Can be smutty or not (this is a kink meme after all), but Top!Ezio is preferred.

(seriously though, I will give my first born to whoever fill this)

Help me, help me, I've run out of lies and ways to say you died.

(Anonymous) 2012-11-03 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond/Lucy based on this song. I saw this in a playlist for the two and now I'm hooked. :|