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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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Altair x Malik ~ Spiderman Kiss

(Anonymous) 2011-11-26 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)

Endy's lovely new art inspired a prompt; Spiderman kiss, AltMal style!

+ Altair's a superhero and has to save MK Malik from a group of thugs or whatevurrrr~
+ They know each other in 'real life' but of course, Malik doesn't know Altair is XXX and that he is his saviour.
+ Malik being all snarky and 'I-could-handle-them-myself' but to show his gratitude he kisses Altair while he is upside down (of course). But please, no webs. Altair's parkour skills somehow let him hang upside down.

If this was filled it would make anon here extremely happy. :D

Re: Altair x Malik ~ Spiderman Kiss

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Warning- When I started out, I thought it would be light and fluffy, and well, it's kinda dark instead. As in, per usual AC, not Spiderman. But I hope OP likes. So, here's my shot at the Spidy Kiss (with backstory)

Malik snarled as he stormed out of his job. How dare his manager try to rope him into the night shift! He had already worked his hours for the week, plus he covered for three emergencies!

Thank God for Rauf, the man had stepped up and explained that Malik had covered for him Wednesday, and offered to take the night shift instead.
Their manager had not looked happy, but he let Malik go.

“You do know he’s trying to get into your pants.”
And cue another pest that wouldn’t let him go. Malik glared at the photographer. The guy usually wore loose jeans and a white hoodie with a scarlet belt, but today he was wearing a button down dark blue shirt, and some shades over his eyes with dark wash jeans.

“And you do know I can take down four guys with one arm. It was in the competition.”

“Right, the MMA, right?”

“Yes, the MMA. It’s nothing like your parkour. So why don’t you go scale a wall and jump off?” Malik snapped back. His carry bag was bumping him in the leg, and he paused to hoist it up on a small ledge to rearrange the contents, before readjusting the strap and carrying on.

“It helped, you know.”

“What, the blow to the back of your stupid head?”

“The advice. To mix my two loves. People ate up the shots of the city that I can take. I’ve gotten an actual GED and a degree in photography. Money’s coming in. I can…I can start making payments. For Kadar.”
Malik stopped.

“Kadar…”his voice trailed off. All these years and still…

“Was transferred into long term treatment, Malik. He can still pull through.”
Malik turned around to actually face the man who changed his whole life five years ago. Kadar had slipped into a coma two years ago. A brain damage that hadn’t shown up in the MRI the doctors had said.

There weren’t a lot of places that would hire a one arm cripple.
There weren’t any judges who would convict a minor of sixteen of premeditated assault either. It was Altair lunging for a gun to kill a man that had insulted him that had changed all of their lives.

“Visiting hours are from nine am to two pm, Monday to Thursday. Friday afternoons are when I read to him. I don’t want to see you there. I just might hurt you.” Malik hissed coldly.
Then, he turned and left.

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Left 4 Dead

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
This anon is going through a Left 4 Dead faze again, so why not have a crossover with two epic killing games?
*-* Templars play the survivors (and end up getting owned even though they have the guns and explosives...)
*-* Assassins are the infected (Altair being the ninja witch would be epic... You know, the one that you don't realize is in front of the safe room until you step on her and she kills you and your team? Yeah, her.)
*-* You can follow a campaign if you want, or you can even make up a new one! I don't care, just as long as there isn't any Templars who live without a could respawns.
*-* Chicago Ted... and his love for groping witches... (coughAltaricough) would make me very happy.
*-* Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2 setting would make me happy, or... you can do both. Whatever floats your boat.

Anyways, thanks for reading my silly prompt... If it does or doesn't get filled it doesn't matter. I'm just happy people saw it! ^_^
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Re: Left 4 Dead question

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I read this prompt a few pages back, and immediately a Smoker!Federico cruching on Survivor!Vieri came to my mind, but since it wasn't Altair, I killed it in order to try and cultivate a Witch!Altair plot....(still waiting for it).
So, is it okay with you if I put a twist on this for a Federico/Vieri? (Because my idea is the zombies where brought about by a piece of Eden, hence why Assassin's are Special Infected and Templars weren't affected. But Vieri defecting to the other side would deal with him not planning on ruling zombies. (where does the attention come from?)
So, I'll await your response. (and ps, these special infected are able to talk in my head canon. Is that also an okay change with you?)


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(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care how it's done, I just want some. So badly.
Porn, fluff, angst, reincarnation!fic, bakery AU (?)... I'll take anything right now.

Re: Federico/Kadar

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding so hard.

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Lucy Stillman is an alias. Before she was Lucy Stillman, she was Veronica Mars.

Aaaaaaaand GO.


(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
And I swear I didn't see this. *hit by another brick*

Right, so anon was really sick... and she found that sitting in bed, fantasizing, while sick, REALLY turned her on. Anyone ever had a day like that?

Des/Shaun, Shaun/Des
Desmond's sick as hell, with a fever. Although he's pretty much already emptied out his stomach, his fever is still going and his brain is feeling half melted. So he's lying in his bed burning up and shivering at the same time and his thoughts shift to Shaun. These thoughts start to get dirty.

He can jack off if you want him to, IDEK.

Make the dreams involve bondage and/or submission kinks, Shaun being the one bound up and moaning.


(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I can identify with this feeling all too well sick anon..

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La Volpe/Cesare

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
I could type up a prompt, but I think this lovely piece of art by silvestris sums it up nicely:

(work-safe, but with un-work-safe implications.)

Re: La Volpe/Cesare

(Anonymous) 2011-12-07 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
So I've just torn through all of Silvestris DA. My only problem is that while I can see this happening, my headcanon is interfering. I would end up writing a story with La Volpe orchestrating getting Cesare in bed because he's jealous. He wants Machiavelli to pay attention to him, but Machiavelli has a total man-crush on Cesare for being bad-ass leader (and doesn't even notice La Volpe, leader of the Theives). So La Volpe gets Cesare to have sex with him on a mission to find out what Cesare has that he doesn't. headcanon makes sense to me. But give me a few days, I might return with a fill just about this picture (don't hold your breath).


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Desmond + Christmas Music

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I work retail and thus have a conditioned hatred of Chrismas music. But there are a few songs I like, and I can't unsee Desmond loving older, jazz-style Christmas songs. Let It Snow, It's Cold Outside, Have Yourself A Merry Christmas.... I want fic of Desmond singing songs like these, driving Shaun/Rebecca/Lucy nuts in the process. Smut, no smut, any pairing, AU hijinks, WHATEVER, I just want them to suffer as I have suffered (and imagine Desmond's lovely singing voice in the process).

It's Christmas . . .

(Anonymous) 2011-11-30 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Monteriggioni was dusted with a silvery frost, fairy lights twinkling in every shop window and children laughing in every alley. Shaun pulled the collar of his coat up and bowed his head into the brisk wind, hurrying up the stairs to the villa.

Lucy glanced up as he approached, swinging an axe with disturbing precision onto a block of wood, cleaving it in two. "You took your time."

"It's busy," he muttered. "We might want to avoid going out for a while, at least until less people are around."

"Hope you bought plenty of food then," Lucy said, eyeing the parcels under his arm with scepticism.

Shaun grunted and made his way down into the crypt, where the frost still glistened on the stone, but with a crueller aspect. This was where they were sleeping after all. His footsteps echoed off the stone as he headed down beneath the earth.

"Been hoping that you'd drop in"

He frowned and stopped at the door, scanning the room. Rebecca sat by her desk, blowing on her bare fingers, swaddled in knits and jumpers. She glanced up at him and smiled. "Did you bring me coffee?"

"Yes," he softened, knowing she'd been desperate, and fished out a jar from one of his paper bags, juggling them in his arms before managing to set them down.

"Oh, goodie!"

"Listen to that fireplace roar" Shaun's head snapped up.

"Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?" Lucy asked, coming down the stairs with an armful of firewood.

"I could have sworn," Shaun muttered, again scanning the room. "Where's Desmond?"

"Working out in the lower crypt," Rebecca removed a candy cane from one bag and grinned. "I thought you didn't believe in Christmas," she teased, dancing away from him when he tried to snatch it back.

"I believe in sweeties," he retorted, noticing Desmond emerge from the lower crypt. His t-shirt stuck to him with sweat and he looked a little flushed. His gaze alighted on the shopping and he pounced like a cat, backing off with a candy cane of his own. "Those were mine," Shaun pointed out, petulantly.

Desmond only grinned, sticking the red and white swirls between his lips and sucking. "M 'ff sh'wr'," he mumbled heading upstairs.

"Oh baby don't hold out"

Shaun stared at the two women, but they didn't seem to hear.


"What's he doing?" Shaun demanded, impatient. He stomped his feet on the ground and marched from his desk to the animus and back again. It was far too cold to stay still and he had no idea how Desmond could lie for hours.

"Looking for a tomb, he needs something to trigger Ezio's memory," Lucy said, sounding tired. She was sitting at her desk, arms wrapped around her knees, but she turned her back to the wood burning stove. Rebecca didn't have that luxury, monitoring Baby as she did, but when Baby was performing, Rebecca didn't seem to notice.

"No, I mean, listen" Shaun fell silent, straining to hear what he'd heard before.

"What?" Rebecca whispered, too loudly.


After a moment, Rebecca sat back, grinning. "He's humming!"

"So he is," Lucy giggled.

"I can hear you," Desmond mumbled.

"Are you singing Christmas songs?" Rebecca demanded, folding her arms even though Desmond couldn't see.

"Hmm," Desmond said, and resumed his humming.

Shaun groaned and made another circuit of the room. "Have yourself-" he caught himself and stopped, gritting his teeth.

"a merry little Christmas," a rich tenor contributed the second line and Shaun glared at the man strapped into the animus. He was sure that scar twitched up just a little.


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(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by

And over their descendant, a major catfight between Ezio and Altair ensues... Starting with training and ending with wardrobe (which uniform to wear? That is the question. Jeans and hoodies are NOT an option)

Bonus if you manage to turn it all into a three-way smut (A Desmond sandwich with his ancestors still over him, perhaps?)

Cthulhu/desmond+ezio+altair Tentacles

[identity profile] 2011-11-27 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
O.k this will sound crazy but here goes.

It turns out the apple wasn't created by the acients but by Cthulhu. To keep an eye on this world of such interesting mortals and to generally fuck with any persons mind who posses the apple.

Unfortunately for this person if Cthulhu takes an interest in him or her It takes that person to be his sex slave for eternety or untill he gets bored with them.

Guess who his latest sex slave is.

Oh yay! Tentacles!

(Anonymous) 2011-12-09 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man FINALLY!!! Someone's asked for a tentacle fic! I am so happy! My favorite personal kink.

I am totally seconding this up to eleven!

You know what would be really awesome? If Cthulhu's tentacles would penetrate every single oriface on said assassin, and if each penetrating tentacle had sperm with anesthetic and aphrodisiac properties so that our characters don't feel anything but pleasure from the act. (Hey man, it's Cthulhu, why not?)

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fem!Desmond ends up in Renaissance Italy. Ezio pervs on him.

Bonus points for Leo attempting to paint her (...On a canvas)
Bonus points for "I'm my own grandma" situation

Re: Ezio/Fem!Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-12-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Futurama ftw, btw. ^_^

AltMal or Ezio/Leo-Hypothermia/Hyperthermia

(Anonymous) 2011-11-27 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I have an odd thing for characters going into hypo/hyperthermia and being nursed back to health. So, AltMal or Ezio/Leo, with one of the characters getting overheated or maybe lost in the snow somewhere? And the other nursing them back to health. Anything the filler wants to add is fine, like an AU or sex. I'm only really looking for fluff.

Re: AltMal or Ezio/Leo-Hypothermia/Hyperthermia

(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Might fill with ezio/leo just give this anon a few days.

Inverno Crudele II/?

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Pregnant Sofia...

(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 01:28 am (UTC)(link) horny.

All. The. Time.

Maybe she wakes up in the morning, watches Ezio get out of bed and stretch his big strong arms above his head--and has to have him.

Perhaps she sees Ezio working in the grape fields, all sweaty and dirty--and has to have him. Ten minutes after they finish, Ezio is getting dressed, and she has to have him again.

Possibly while they are eating dinner, Sofia just keeps getting more and more turned on. Ezio, oblivious to this fact, starts talking about a book. Sofia knows she would normally enjoy talking about a good book with her husband, but she can't focus on the words, just his deep, silky voice--and OMG she can't wait, she has to have him right now. On the table.

Or all of the above? :3

Bonus points:

-Ezio enjoys it at first, but then has problems keeping up. (Preferably not because of age, but because you know, despite being THE Italian Stallion, there are limits to how often he can "perform.")

-Sofia is pushy and likes to be on top. Ezio is totally turned on and amused by this.

Re: Pregnant Sofia...

(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, in light of Embers I can much more see the first of your bonus points being true...

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Rebecca/Shaun, Desmond forced voyeurism

(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
When Desmond was on the Animous Island he could hear some of the conversations, so my pervy little mind thought "What if he overheard people having sex?" and that brought me here.

So Desmond is running around, doing whatever he does on the island, when he hears Shaun and Rebecca having a conversation which some how leads to hot, loud sex. Despond's reaction to this is up who ever wants to fill, although I choose Shaun and Rebecca because there is a serious lack of that shipping if you want to change who Shaun is having sex with (male or female) go ahead.

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I want this SO SO MUCH.

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond is currently fleeing and hiding from Abstergo [nothing new] in an underground hideout. He created a computer program named A.L.T.A.I.R (what it stands for can be up to you) to help him track Abstergo and hack into security among other things. Some strangers (Ezio, Malik, Leonardo, Kadar, Shaun, all the above? You pick) happen to stumble upon the entrance of his hideaway and are caught by A.L.T.A.I.R on camera and shown to Desmond. Desmond lets them come, to question them about what they're doing there and if they work with Abstergo. When he gets a "no" from them, and some rather snark remarks from Shaun, he allows them to stay for a while. (as long as they don't touch anything) He does, however, make A.L.T.A.I.R watch them and report anything back.

- Abstergo does (or does not) find Desmond
- Someone makes a companion for A.L.T.A.I.R or someone (CoughLeonardoCough) has an AI themselves and asks Desmond if they can put the AI on the system.. to help...
- Romance
- Rebecca and Lucy popping in every once and a while

- A.L.A.I.R having a "human" form that comes up on the screen. (Clothing style is optional but required. That means no naked programs. unless there's somehow some form of virtual sexy time (manage that and I will give you my first born) Or go TRON if you have too.)
- Altair having a mixed voice (male and female overlapping) that comes on when something is "confirmed", "breached", "engaged", etc.
- Desmond being a bit peeved when it comes to Shaun... nothing new
- Desmond having a huge "computer" room (circular station with huge screens, lite up keyboards, robotic arms, wires everywhere, etc.)
- Somebody falling over said wires.
- Desmond having a helmet of a visor to help him "connect" to the computers to better "process" the data from A.L.T.A.I.R... or just look cool.

(... LONG prompt... I'm sorry! T^T)

Re: Technologic

(Anonymous) 2011-12-04 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Um, wasn't this exact same prompt posted in the last part?
Nevertheless, I am working on a fill, but some of the necessary things may be... not there. I'm not entirely sure how to write Altair having a male and female voice, but that I can try. Is it alright if there isn't a helmet or visor? I have an idea that I really want to run with, and it works better without a hat...

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I want something really stupid and cracky.
I want a character to act completely over the top stereotypical of their country.
Preferably Robert de Sable, Sibrand(if he secretely wears lederhosen and eats bratwurst when he thinks no one is watching, I will die happy), Shaun or Ezio. Or even better, all of them!

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-Aaaaand all I can see is Ezio running away from Templars waving a white flag and begging Sibrand to help him. And Shaun with Flying Mint Bunny.

Damn you, Hetalia.

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Just A Wish

(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon was reading up on genies a while back and thought of a wacky idea... What if Altair was a genie who was trapped in a piece of Eden and forced to grant the wishes of his "master?" But not just that, he had to grant the wishes of the Templars who had his Piece of Eden in their grasp!

However, Altair would never make it easy. As he could see the desires (eagle vision) of the "master's" heart and decide if it was a selfish wish or not.
If it was selfish: He'd grant the wish but later on, when the master was comfortable with his life, everything would go to hell. [example: If the Templar asked for money, he's gain it... but end up loosing it and being thrown in jail for his taxes.]
If it was selfless: He'd grant the wish and give the master more than he ever wanted.

I also figured that after a while the Templars would begin to get angry, and then finally decide to seal him away deep within the earth. Until someone, Templar or not, came upon him and tried to gain their desires thus restarting the circle. (Like Al Mualim or Cesare finding the piece and trying to make themselves the most powerful man in the world)
Or maybe some archeologist were searching some ruins and happened upon the piece of Eden and placed it in a museum. Only for Altair (much like the apple does) to "whisper" sweet desires into people's (Templars) heads and cause them to try and steal him. Thus leading them to their demise...

If you can make all the assassin's(including Kadar, Leonardo, Malik, Ezio, Desmond etc.) be in modern times or even together, I will love you.
Since my friend made a crack about Altair being "sex-on-legs" and that he'd wear one of those female belly dancer costumes... but the more modest ones... because personally, I'd doubt he'd be showing everything to everyone. (gotta leave something to the imagination, right?)
Also, romance doesn't have to be in this. It can be one sided lust that's directed at Altair, but no actual love. (Unless another character is a genie as well) Because since Altair would be immortal, having a relationship would be pointless and sad.
But that doesn't mean he can't be a tease and make the "master" wanna get a little frisky...

Anyways... that's the prompt, ask questions if you want more information on it. But if there's a writer anon... Have fun with it and let your imagination run wild! But not get trapped in the gutter, okay? ^_^

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
This made my brain crash... I second this SO hard.

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Was this mentioned before?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-28 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It is known that Desmond suffers from the Bleeding Effect due to the Animus, and sometimes wonders if he is but a memory another ancestor is reliving.
But what about Ezio? He's started to see Altair, and he knows Minerva's message is for a Desmond through him, so does he wonder what is happening to him, and how this message is related to Desmond?
BONUS POINTS for Desmond's reaction to the revelation that he's undergoing the thoguhts of Ezio's own Bleeding Effect.
(and I'm sorry if someone else posted something similar and I missed it!Also, internet cut during the first submission, so it's there twice, oh well!)
Captcha says 'out mentsEn' out mention?

Re: Was this mentioned before?

(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm, I would like to see this. It seems like an interesting idea. So, I second.

Leonardo+Lorenzo/Ezio - bonding/networking

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
IRL Leo and Lorenzo didn't like each other too much. I would like a fic playing on that in which Lorenzo invites Leo around to share wine & cheese & Ezio. It's kind of a networking thing. Not an apology per se, more like Lorenzo saying "Fine, so you're a big deal, whatevs. You can join my clique. Oh and btw, I'm rich and awesome and when I want to make love to gorgeous young men I just tell my employee (and pet assassin, haha) I feel like spending the evening with his 17-yr-old son and guess what, I run this city and I get to do whatever I want and you don't see me on trial for sodomy. Nerr."

Whether Leo/Lorenzo get it on with each other is up to the author, they could just both do Ezio although a kiss at least would be nice. I would love it if Ezio is an ass virgin and sort of cocky but nervous at the same time... also maybe Leo gets the last laugh b/c he makes Ezio cum the hardest

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All my dirty historical accurate Firenze buttons just got mashed hard. Lorenzo could have totally done this IRL, and c'mon, he's the unspoken king of the city, of course he would. Oh god, pleasepleaseplease anons.

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16 needs some loving

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
wow. new part. Well I shall be frank. After finishing Revelations I am in desperate need for absolutely adorable Desmonsx16 FLUFF. Something so cute and so sweet i melt. 16 needs some serious attention after being alone all that time. We all know it.

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seconding :(

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HOLYPOO! what if...

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I dont want to spoil anything. But 16 mentioned that he wanted out of the animus and said something to the effect of hoping that their were extra bodies laying around. WELL >.< even though lucy is gone, what if 16 got her body. HOW BEAUTIFULLY AWKWARD WOULD THAT BE? please please please write about it.

ALIENS *hand motions* preview

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
(a/n) Short little thing from a crappy writer. More talented authors, come on and fill. Space bar and formatting abuse ahead. Not sure if I can finish, so here's a preview.)

You cannot die.


Oh, shut up, I'm trying to sleep... Desmond...

"L-L-ucy's breathing!"


16 sent out the usual mental commands to the Animus to generate him upright. It was obvious Desmond wasn't going to stop yelling until 16 marched up and kicked his ass back into his ancestor's memories.

Nothing happened.

What the hell?


16 felt a violent jolt of PAIN, white-hot in his... side...

Oh god, am I really...

Tentatively, 16 sent a command down the old, dusty pathway.

His eyes opened.

With a little croaking noise, his dry mouth followed suit.


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Altair/Malik, simon says what?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Altair ordering Malik around in bed as some type of consensual foreplay fun (ie: commanding Malik to moan louder, or touch himself while he watches), but Malik actually follows through Altair's commands so well it's Altair who becomes undone and can't even speak anymore, his brain's all shot and done.

Malik is, of course, totally smug about this, but keeps prompting Altair to talk like "ah, so you want me to do this now? Yes or no?" and by then Altair is just YES YES WHATEVER DO WHATEVER.

please and thank you, fill anons!

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-01 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
*whimpers* This is like a dirty talk fic PLUS shifting power dynamic shenanigans. DO WANT.

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AU: Subject # switch

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond is Subject 16 and Clay is Subject 17. It doesn't have to be a long, blown out rewrite, but maybe there could be scenes about how Clay would have gotten along with Shaun and Rebecca? Or what Desmond could have acted like, going insane from the Bleed Effect and how different his glyphs and puzzles would be?

Or redo of their interactions on the Animus Island would be nice too! Whatever the writeanon feels like. :D

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I want... So I second this with the power of a million flamers...

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Family portrait

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio/Desmond/Altair, with Leo sketching them from the sidelines.

Bonus if the picture is discovered in our time.


(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)

Altair, Ezio and Desmond get sent to jail. Ezio and Altair decide to protect their little brother from being raped by any of the other inmates by showing everyone that Desmond belongs to them.

Fill: Altair/Desmond/Ezio Part 1

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It’s not really a surprise to Altaïr that Desmond got busted. Desmond’s still a kid, the way Ezio and he haven’t been for years. He’d give him shit for saying that, but it’s true.

Desmond hadn’t wanted anything to do with the family business, but William wouldn’t take no for an answer, and their work doesn’t exactly allow for half-hearted effort. So Altaïr and Ezio did everything they could to cover for him when they were out, because they liked their younger cousin (not really their cousin, who knows exactly what they are to each other, their families a mess of marriages and alliances, but all of them part of the Brotherhood and that’s what’s important) and he didn’t deserve to be thrown in their world without the training they got and that he refused to take on, no matter what. But they got caught, they couldn’t protect him anymore, so he’s here.

He’d have preferred to see him again once he got out, but he’s shit out of luck, so their first meeting since then isn’t really a meeting, it’s him glancing up in the mess and seeing Desmond picking a fight with Vidic, shit, what the fuck is this kid’s problem that he’s been here for a fucking day and he’s already going against the worst people in this hellhole?

The thing is, prison is going to destroy him. He’s way too mouthy for his own good and he has no idea what he’s in for. Altaïr can already see Robert de Sablé going up to meet them, and he’s got to do something before this escalate. It’s not like the useless waste they hire as guards here are going to protect Desmond. That’s always been Altaïr’s and Ezio’s job, and now that they can do it again they’ll do it again, and if Desmond doesn’t like their methods, he’ll have to learn how to deal because they’re going to get him out in one piece. No matter what.

Ezio apparently is both on the program and ahead of him on this one, because he’s already over there, wrapping an arm around Desmond’s waist and pushing Vidic off firmly but not aggressively. He’s staking his claim, and Desmond has no idea what’s happening, the idiot, because Ezio has always been pretty tactile and this is normal to him.

He’s got more than a few looks thrown his way, because Ezio and he are a thing, a faction they made sure no one wanted to piss off, and Ezio just taking the fresh meat off the market looks pretty fucking strange.

Altaïr joins them, put a causal hand on Desmond’s shoulder that earns him a startled look; he’s doesn’t touch people like Ezio does. “So, kid, couldn’t stay out there without us to watch your back?”

Desmond glares. “I can take care of myself, thanks. The cops were already here when we got there, they knew, I bet that asshole Ha-”

For fucks’s sake. Altaïr stops him with his hand. It’s not fucking classy. “Shut the fuck up, you don’t talk about family business here, are you completely dumb?” Shit. Can’t have those fuckwits know that Kenway’s desertion keeps fucking them over.

Vidic grins. Damn it, he caught on. At least it proves that Desmond’s part of the Brotherhood. It marks him as an enemy, but one to be taken seriously.

Most of the scum in this place don’t know shit the Brotherhood. They’re secret, and way too big a deal for them. Vidic and the Sablé are in another playground altogether. The Order and the Brotherhood have worked against each other since their creation. Can’t have them try to take Desmond from them. He’s theirs.

After that, dragging Desmond to their table isn’t hard. Vidic won’t go against them openly.

To keep Desmond safe, hey just have to make sure there is not one moron left in this place that doesn’t recognize their claim. That’s going to be slightly more difficult.

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OP Anon...

You want my first born by airmail, or shipped over seas? I mean really... this is EXACTLY what I needed.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-29 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So sorry, can anyone delete this, please?

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