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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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‡ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

‡ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

‡ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

‡ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

‡ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

‡ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

‡ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 5
Fills Only


(Anonymous) 2011-12-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Opening!Anon just took her sweet time perusing doubleleaf's gallery on DA and developed some mad craving for Desmond/Kadar.

I care not how - the circumstances are up to you, Fill!Anon, but I do wish to see them getting it on in front of Altair and Malik.

Re: Doppleganger

(Anonymous) 2011-12-09 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What picture, yes?

[Totally working on it.]

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Riza + Guns + Assassins = ???

(Anonymous) 2011-12-09 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi guys! I've noticed a bit of an influx of crossover prompts and it gave me the courage to ask for this one...

Mind you, I think it'll seem quite odd for some people but at least it's a sanitary kink...

I've been watching FMA Brotherhood just bit before I got into the Assassin's Creed fandom and I wanted to write this myself but I can't seem to get it right and I hope someone will take this up that will be able to.

I want an FMA/Assassin's Creed crossover story or art where Ezio/Desmond (or even Altair if you wonderful people can somehow make it work) meets Riza, makes her angry and ends up with the business end of her gun pointed at their head with Black Hayate barking at them in the background. I'd do it myself but I'm not too familiar with Riza's character and probably wouldn't do her justice.

I don't care whether this happens in Masyaf, Venice, Constantinople or hell even Central I just always found it hilarious whenever Riza points a gun at Mustang for not finishing his paperwork and I want to see it happen to one of our characters just for the lols.

One sentence porn.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Just a fun little activity.

Pick your favorite pairing and kink, but restrain yourself to 1 sentence.
You can make the sentence as long as you want, however~

Yes, I shamelessly borrowed this from the Resident Evil Kink Meme.

La Volpe X Kadar

(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
La Volpe trailed his fingertips down Kadar's chest and then lower over his belly and hipbones, finding those places that made him moan, and sigh, and shout, "Now, now, now; you must stop teasing me!"

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Claudia X Yusuf

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Write Anon sayz...

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Heeeeeeere's OP!

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16/Des this time! (it's kind of theoretical)

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Having to sit through 4 hours of Tivo'd Fairly Oddparents is bad for your brain.

(The assassin's don't have to follow the FOP characteristics, but they do need to follow their own.)

Timmy - Desmond
Mom - Leo
Dad - Ezio
Wanda - Altair
Cosmo - Malik
Poof - Kadar
AJ - Shaun
Chester - 16
Vicky - (anyone)
Mr. Crocker - (anyone)

You don't have to follow an episode, just have a general idea of what an episode is about.

Nobody has to be married, but I'll give you goodies if you can get a Mal/Alt marriage in there.
Desmond and them don't have to be children, but they can if you want.
Weird Ezio moments are fun Ezio moments.
Something with cake.
Altair and Malik aren't fish, something different and non fish related.

Well... I'm off to hid and color in books.

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take a shot at this. It may take a slight bit of time to write up however... I just want Ezio and Leo to be terrible parents.

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take me down to the river

(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
It seems to be a pretty common theory (at least I think) that Altair doesn't know how to swim because he has some bad memories associated with water. Maybe as a child he nearly drowned or he went through a nasty flood or something, I don't know. But now I want Malik to lead him down to the shallows and coax him into learning to swim by making some good memories with him to counter-act the bad ones.

Anon can interpret that however they want. It can be fluffy or smutty or even both, I don't care. Preferably post-game.

take me down to the river [FILL]

(Anonymous) 2014-05-27 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly a swimming lesson but I hope you like it OP!


They are not men generally given to softness. They are men who have spent years honing their edge to a deadly sharpness in preparation for a life of blood and death. It bleeds into everything they do and say and see.

But neither Altair nor Malik are so foolish to think that that is all there is to them.

Because somethings cannot be washed away even with blood.

Nevertheless, they are almost always caught off-guard in the moments of softness.

Malik is never more out of his depth than when Altair makes love to him, gnetle and slow, deliberately unhurried.

Just like how Altair flounders in the face of Malik's smile now, without its usual sarcastic edge while he stands knee deep in water. He holds his hand out, palm facing the sky and Altair reaches back knowing that, this time at least, he will not be grabbed and pulled in suddenly as Malik laughs at his ungraceful stumble...not when he was smiling like that. And it makes Altair unsure as much as it makes hkim anticipate what is to come, if not that.

It began wih a question while they were still sitting in the lazy afternoon sun with Malik's head resting on Altair's lap.

"Why are you afraid of the water?"

And Altair had scoffed, the warm making him languid, but not able to take the edge out of either of them, completely.

"I am not afraid of it."

Malik had rolled his eyes, "Of course. Forgive me for assuming." The sarcastic bite in his voice made the corner of Altiar's mouth quirk up in a smirk. "So tell me," Malik continued as he brought a hand up, trailing his fingers along Altair's cheek. "Why this aversion to water?"

In the past, Malik would not have cared enough to ask. In that same past, Altair would not have cared enough to answer. But that was a long time ago, when they were both different people.

"When I was young, I nearly drowned." He carded his finegrs through Malik''s hair (and was secretly thrilled at the way he leaned into the touch), "My leg seized up when I was in deeper waters and then I sunk. I had thought I was going to die."

"But you learnt how to swim with the rest of us." And while it was true that Altair had always been more unfomfortable around water than the rest of them (and now he knew the reason) it seemed to have gotten worse over the years not better.

There was a moment of silence after that, during which Malik's arm fell back accross his stomach and Algtair continued to run his fingers through his hair.

"After Adha died," Altair began and his voice was almost impossibly loud in the quiet afternoon air, "I dreamt of water. These dreams always began the same way: I would jump overboard as I did in the past, but instead of swimming for shore, I would be chasing the ship she was on. But I could never catch up." He trailed off, then he turned his head from where it was staring into the distance when Malik touched his forearm lightly.

Altair looked down then, offering him a wan smile.

"The dreams always ended one of two ways. Either something would drag me under the water and the fear of drowning wakes me up, or I keep swimming until I hear her scream."

"Either way, I am never able to save her."

And, because Malik understood the futility of words in the face of such grief, his hand trailed lower to squeeze Altair's hand instead, waiting for the gesture to be returned before letting god and sitting up.

To Altair's confusion, he hooked two fingers under the black Dai robe and pulled it off in a smooth, practiced movement. He divested himself of the rest of his clothing in short order and he hadn't missed the way Altair's eyes lingered on his fingers as he efficiently worked at the ties.

When he was done, he stepped out of his boots and headed towards the water in nothing but his breeches.


Malik didn't stop, only turning around when he was ankle deep in the water.

"If the problem is only the absence of fond memories, then you only need to make new ones."

Altair slowly stood up and, after hesitating a moment, followed Malik's example, shedding his clothes until he was bare from the waist up, acutely aware of the way Malik stared.

When Altair stepped forward, Malik stepped back, further into the water, stopping only when he was knee deep in the water. When Altair hesitated, Malik only held his hand out, palm towards the sky with a smile.

And Altair steps the rest of the way into the water, so he can lay his ahnd over Malik's.

Malik's fingers curl and Altair's follow suit to fit their curve. It is not a strong grip, but when Malik tugs gently, Altair lets himself be drawn in until they are standing barely a hand's span apart.

Altair realizes, when Malik has to lean up to kiss him that they are not standing on even ground. The difference is only great enough to be noticeable and the angle is strange and different and new (but not unpleasant).

The skin on Malik's shoulders are warm to the touch from the sun, but not as warm as the tongue licking its way into his mouth. Altair isn't sure if he had pulled Malik up, if he had been pulled down or if they had met somewhere in the middle. It doesn't really matter. All that matters is the way they are pressed, chest to chest, flush against each other as they kiss.

When they break apart, Malik's mouth is red and wet and Altair makes a quiet, strangled sound and leans back in...

...only for a hand on his chest to hold him back as Malik chuckles and moves backwards.

The loss of Malik's body heat makes Altair suddenly very aware of the chill of the water slowly soaking into his breeches and the brief clench in his chest the sensation and Malik moving away brings.

He barely has time to consider it before it is not only his feet but his chest and face as well when Malik kicks a spray of water at him.

Altair drags a hand over his eyes the flicks the water off. Oh, and Malik is juist standing there, looking entirely too pleased with himself,the softness of earlier now mixed with no small amount of mischief. He stares at the sight for a moment before he growls and tackles Malik into the water.

They wrestle and splash around like children they haven't been in years. At some point, someone must have swallowed lake water or ended up with some of it up his nose. But both of them are still grinning when Altair has Malik pinned beneath him, sitting between his thighs but with both hands planted on the dirt under the water caging him in with his arms.


His demand is met with Malik laughing in his face before he sits up, capturing his mouth in a kiss.

It is slightly more chilled than their last one due to the water, but in the ways that matter it is equally heated. Altair's hands leave the ground and closes around him and Malik realizes too late that it isn't an embrace, but Altair cupping his hands together behind his back so he can dump water over Malik's head when he pulls back from the kiss.

Malik brushes the water away slowly before opening his eyes and frowning at Altair (but his eyes are bright still and even this expression Altair finds endearing).

Altair leans down, places a kiss on Malik's jaw in what might have been an apology if he weren't chuckling in a decidedly unapologetic way.

Malik reaches up and tugs at his hair for that, but tilts his head back and to the side all the same, and breathes in sharply when Altair licks at a trail of water running down his neck. His hands trail over Malik's side, over the slick, wet skin before dipping under the surface of the water. His fingers feel slow and heavy-but-weightless as they continue to drag over Malik's skin. He wonders, idly, if it feels different to be touched under water as he he bends to bit lightly at Malik's chest and listens (feels, tastes) to the quick staccato rhythm of his heartbeat. Altair's fingers dip below his waist band and the sudden clench of Malik's muscles is the only warning he gets before they're flipped around so Malik is straddling him.

Malik makes sure to keep a firm hand on the back of Altair's neck, keeping Altair pressed to his skin and out of the water. Then Malik lets go and sits back far enough so he could quirk a brow at him.

"I hope you didn't think I wouldn't have retribution for what you did." He remarks dryly.

And Altair chuckles as his hands settle on Malik's hips under the water, "And how would you have your revenge?" He asks as his thumbs draw lazy circles on Malik's skin.

"Oh, I have a few ideas." And he shifts back and rolls his hips downin a way that makes Altair hiss and buck, the movements accompanied by the wet sound of water being unsettled.

He hums with a smikr, "One of them involves just leaving you here."

Altair's hands tighten where they rest over Malik's hips and he sits up a little higher.

"...I thought the purpose of this was to creat good memories."

"It would give that head of yours something to dream about."

And Altair does dream of water that night. He dreams of his name, falling from Malik's lips accompanied by the sound of water moving in time with their bodies. He dreams of the chill of the water in contrast with the heat of Malik's skin, the heat of his hands and mouth and body smothering his.

And when, in the dream, the waters rise as they find completion in each other, Altair is unafraid.


(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
so the thing is that Ezio wants to have some sexytime with Leo, but he wants it to be a surprise sexytime, like climbing in his window at night and other possibilities, but something or somebody always cockblocks him. Leo has no idea what's going on and why is friend so frustrated during the day. But Ezio doesn't want to tell him that he wants sexytime since Leo has no idea about Ezio's feelings.

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So, this anon has seen a few prompts involving nightmares, but she is pretty certain that this hasn't been suggested until now:

This anon wishes for kid!Ezio having a nightmare about whatever, it really doesn't matter, and end up waking up in the middle of the night and sneaking over to his parents bedroom, being to afraid to sleep on his own. Cue family cuddling with Maria and Giovanni. Because we all know that Giovanni would be the best anti-nightmare-guard ever.

pretty plese with puppyeyed Leo on top?

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-31 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
this. fucking this.

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care what you write

but I want Malik to stick his nub up Altair's butt.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The noise I just made was not human. But oh god, the mental image--

I'm proud, anon. I've been able to keep a straight face for most of the kink-meme, but I believe you've won first prize for making me do otherwise.

Seconding because why the fuck not.

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Bleeding effect = sexy times

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
So I don't know if something like this has already been done. If it has, please let me know!

So in the present, Shaun and Desmond are having a bit of sexy times. While this is happening, Desmond keeps on getting flashes of either Altair or Ezio doing the same things with their respective partners. Lines begin to blur, and one minute he's fucking Shaun over a desk, the next he's biting Malik's neck. :3

I want him to be conscious of Shaun the whole time, just maybe a dual awareness that exists in the back of his mind. Because of the chemistry between Desmond and Shaun, I would prefer the second couple be Altair and Malik. HOWEVER I definitely would not be opposed to some Ezio/Leonardo action either. Up to the writer!

So basically = Be two different people fucking two different people at once. GO!

Sorry, forgot to add...

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Desmond can be top or bottom with Shaun, no preference! :)


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Altair tends Malik's wounds (hurt and grudgingly given/accepted comfort)

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Because anon is tired of them being all tragic and dead and wistfully nostalgic for AC1.

At some point while demoted-to-novice!Altair is killing his way back to his former rank, he and Malik kill someone or several someones (guards? templars?) in Jerusalem like the BAMFs they are. Malik is injured somehow in the fight, and when they get back to the bureau, Altair has to help tend his wounds. Malik will be damned if he's going to be grateful no matter how nice it is to have Altair touch him all gently and comfortingly.

Your choice whether Malik is all "I will cheerfully bleed to death rather than ask Altair for help" and Altair has to force him to accept assistance, or whether he's all "Novice, it's your fault I don't have an arm anymore and can't do this by myself! I order you to take care of it for me."

Re: Altair tends Malik's wounds (hurt and grudgingly given/accepted comfort)

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding both options for perhaps two fills ;D

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Malik is caught by Templars and forced into a cage/room that slowly fills with water. Maybe Altair is somehow caught as well and is forced to watch Malik drown regardless of his demands to switch places (even though he's secretly terrified/internally freaking/agonizing over the entire situation).

Whatever happens is up to you, writer!anon. I just really want the despair and panic of some otherwise take-no-shit Assassins to stand out.


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Hrrrnnnnnggg seconding!

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Ezio/Leonardo, Leonardo/Claudia but not really

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, first of all, lets pretend Revelations doesn't exist, because my brother's bought me a copy for christmas and I'm too much of a cash strapped student to spend 40 quid getting something I'm going to get anyway (although I have been tempted...)

Either at the end of AssCreed 2 or earlier, Leonardo spends some time at the villa and with Claudia. Claudia enjoys having the attention of a brilliant, gorgeous artist, even if she's fairly certain Leonardo hasn't picked up on a single flirtatious comment she's made and keeps staring wistfully at her brother, while Leonardo likes talking to someone who understands what Ezio's like and feels sympathetic towards her position as the untouchable sister of the master of the house.

Ezio sees them together and makes the assumption that they are together. At first, he doesn't know what's worse, his best friend having the hots for his sister, or his sistor getting the man he's secretly been in love with for years. However, once he calms down, he decides this is the best thing that could happen. He trusts Leonardo more than anyone, and knows he would be good to his sister, and if Leonardo isn't attracted to him, at least he'd be happy with someone Ezio knows won't hurt him.

Plus, if they got married, the children would technically be of both Ezio and Leonardo's bloodlines, which is as good as havig kids with Leonardo himself.

The last thought particuarly cheers him up, and he goes out of his way to set things up between the two of them, even getting Mario and the mercenaries in on the act.

Eventually, Claudia notices the sudden interest in her relationship with Leonardo, and tries to get Leonardo to talk some sense into her brother. Leonardo confesses to Ezio, who, while slightly disappointed that this means no Auditore-Da Vinci babies, is overjoyed to find his feelings reciprocated.

Bonus: Mario gets things even more wrong than Ezio, and thinks Leonardo and Claudia are engaged. Mario then proceeds to corner Leonardo in the dark study at night and promise all sorts of unspeakable horrors (while smiling nicely) if Leonardo doesn't go through with it.

Also, I'm really sorry this is so long.

Re: Ezio/Leonardo, Leonardo/Claudia but not really

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't even describe how much I want this! *.*

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Gentle touches

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http:// /art/How-to-defuse-a-bomb-273345945

something based on this


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Yes, I seconded this haaaaard!

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Ezio/Leo songfic

(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Please do it, it fits them perfectly, like Ezio leaves for a long time and yeah, things happen and listen to the song because it's amazing, and Italian, and it tells everything.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-12 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'd really like to see the first winter after the death of Giovanni and Ezio's brother, from Maria's POV. Maybe she watches Ezio train and remembers Giovanni. I'd love for the sadness to be lightened a little by Claudia going out and throwing snowballs, and Ezio being all big-brotherly and chasing her down and dumping her in a snow drift, only to have Mario pwn him in turn.

Yeah, angsty on the inside, fluffy in the centre.

Suleiman's Intelligence

(Anonymous) 2011-12-12 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Just finished AC:R and I'm fascinated by how much of a dick Suleiman's father is ("Thanks for saving my son's life, heavily armed assassin guy! Now get the fuck out of my city, or I'm gonna straight murder your sorry ass, LOL! No, seriously, GET OUT. PS: Go fuck yourself."). Yet somehow, he's turned out this soft-spoken yet, charming, brilliant, thoughtful young man who has no trouble wrapping his head around the complex concepts of the whole assassin/Templar struggle. Where the heck did that come from?

Anyway, I'd love to see Suleiman/Ezio. Doesn't have to be slash, can just be gen of them hanging out and being all wise and cool. Bonus points if Yusuf's around too; I can see him giggling like a loon at how much Suleiman obviously holds Ezio in such high esteem (generally or in a slashy way, doesn't matter), and him teasing the crap out of Ezio over it.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-24 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
because we need more Suleiman, Ezio, and definitely Trollsef.

"Imma straight murder your sorry ass, LOL!"
Oh god, I'm having a fit at 2 in the morning... thank you.


(Anonymous) 2011-12-12 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I have an admission to make. I read the spoilers before playing AC:R. So I've just returned from the Cappadocia mission, and I know what I'm going to find in Sophia's shop. And I just cannot bring myself to go in. I've run around Constantinople buying everything, and I'm part way through the guild missions so I delay the inevitable, lol.
So I'm asking for a fic of these two, smut or just fluff, whatever, to make me feel better after I actually do the mission? Nothing sad, I beg you!

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I hope you don't mind a mini-fill. Will have this up soon. :]

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-12 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Can I have Malik interacting with his teenager or young adult son? It could take place in an alternate timeline where Malik survives or a vision from the Apple or even a dream! Hell, i'll take just about anything, though Malik has to be aware that Tazim is his son at some point. Whether Tazim knows or not is up to the writer.

i just want this so bad ;__;

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Starting a fill here:

Hope that OP likes it.

Desmond/Lucy (sort of)

(Anonymous) 2011-12-12 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched the ending of Brotherhood again and this time I noticed there was some sort of energy(it's the only way I can describe it) from the Apple going into Lucy.

I've been recovering from a pretty nasty head cold and maybe I've just been taking way too much cold medicine but I thought that because of that energy Lucy is able to visit Desmond as a spirit/ghost or possible even an angel. ( This is after he wakes up at the end of Revelations)

She comes to him in reality or in a dream to tell him goodbye and how she's proud of him for carrying on with the war against the Templars and that she's sorry they never got a chance to try at a relationship but she cared deeply about him.

Or just discard the whole Apple and she goes to him as an actual spirit/ghost or angel? it's fic we can have that happened yes.

I know this sounds really cheesy and sappy but I could really really use this. I liked Lucy and I feel kind of (okay A LOT) jipped they did actual kill her. =(

Not looking for there to be sex but if author anon wants to work it in there then go for it.

Mini Fill - A vision

(Anonymous) 2011-12-20 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
This is all over the place and a product of missing Lucy and too many listens to 'Labored and Lost' from the ACR soundtrack. Not sure if it's much like you wanted, anon, sorry!

Sixteen tells him his mind is fractured, but Desmond knows different. It's his heart that is broken, and the pieces are scattered far beyond the beach where he stands.

His last clear memory is the feel of the Apple in his hand; cold, dead and weighted down by time. Milennia in the palm of his hand. Then, darkness beyond his imagining suffusing all thought, stealing his free will and robbing him of time.


Desmond had wanted many things in the past two months. He had wanted to say things that would make her smile. He had wanted to ask her to eat more and worry less. Wanted to hold her face in his hands and call her 'Luce'. Wanted to wake up next to her and see her blonde hair splayed over the pillow. He had wanted to listen to her childhood stories and share his own. Wanted to feel her hands on his waist as they rode on his bike.

He had wanted time to fall in love with her.


He finds her again in the Grand Temple; the centerpiece of many ghosts and visions swirling around him as he moves further and further in. She's glowing, gold and white and cold, beckoning him ever forward.

She looks different, he thinks, when he finally stands before her, eye to eye. Her silhouette is definitely more corporeal and if he looks at her closely—really looks at her, with his sight—she is now haloed in blue.

"Lucy," he gasps, because after all he has seen, he hasn't seen enough to make him forget. His voice echoes in the empty chamber, the first sound to disturb it in eons.

She speaks not with words then, and later he will not remember if she spoke at all, but his mind is filled with her. The glint of her eyes; the warmth of her body against his chest; the scent of her hair; the quirk of her lips. She tells him of want and regret, of things lost and found; she's proud of him, afraid but hopeful.

He needs to go on. Her hand is on his cheek and he leans into the touch, reaching for her; the wrist-blade always there, a reminder of another temple and another life, when she was Lucy for the last time.

Around him the Temple is silent and oppressive, but Desmond is whole again, heart and mind. The dusty air now smells like late summer evenings in Tuscany.

When he opens his eyes, the last Piece of Eden lies at his feet. Dark, harmless. If he looks at it properly, the blue halo is still there, beyond the gold glow. He takes it in his hand, feels the ridges lining it, weights it. It's not as heavy a some of the others; he almost likes the feel of this one.

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Yet Another Malfunction Story

(Anonymous) 2011-12-12 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This time, starring Maria as Desmond's ancestor.

A system failure causes Animus to search for the "nearest" available undamaged memory. It's just Desmond's luck that it happens to be his great-great....-greatmother, Maria.

Time period - way before Altair and Maria met, preferably just as she arrived to Israel.

I'd very much like to see Desmond attempt to deal with templars, Robert, and his surfacing assassin!reflexes.

Bonus points if the first assassin s/he meets is Malik.


(Anonymous) 2011-12-13 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia comforts Ezio after Cristina's death. He realizes he has gained more than he lost.


Re: Auditorecest

(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I admit I have a bit of a weakness for het Auditorecest. They're both so pretty and badass and hardcore suvivors. Not to mention they're the only constants in each other's lives...I'm thinking I may tackle this prompt.

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
There's not enough Cesare in this kink meme, Cesare needs love!
Cesare captures an imprisons Ezio's mom and sister, and the only way to save them is to trade them for him. Tied up sexiness ensures!
10,000 awesome points if some of the guards are watching and "helping" Ezio stay quiet ;)

Re: Cesare/Ezio!

(Anonymous) 2011-12-17 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, this, very much! I suck at writing (no really I've filled before and never really got any response other then OP saying something along the lines of 'oh ehm... thanks' (and I don't blame them) so no writing for me)

Sofia/Ezio, fingering

(Anonymous) 2011-12-13 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Up against one of the bookshelves in the library in the assassin's hideout.

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-14 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Sofia fingering Ezio or Ezio fingering Sofia? Either way HNNNNNG. Definitely seconded, possibly claimed. Depends on if I still have the motivation after finals.

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Seasonal Silliness

(Anonymous) 2011-12-14 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Any pairings are good, though this anon is partial to Shaun/Des.

Pointless fluffy modern AU. Des and Altair are cousins of the Auditores and spend the holidays with 'em. Everyone brings friends/dates, and someone spikes the punch.

I just want the Auditore house to be full of people laughing and throwing presents at each other for Christmas, yanno?

Ezio/Suleiman, Suleiman thanking Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-12-14 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
In the 6th DNA sequence (I think its the 3rd memory) when you go speak to Suleiman in the palace in order to get the full synch you can't kill anyone. This took me FOREVER (partly because the gypsies/dancers I kept hiring would poison the guards when they walked by even though I didn't order them to, they died, and I'd lose the synch.) and the cut scene is only 5 minutes or so. I was a bit annoyed. -___-

I'm going somewhere with this I swear

I was thinking Ezio meets up with Suleiman and thanks Ezio for all his sneaking around and not killing anyone(because whats the point of being an assassin if you can't go all stabby on guards? right?) with a blowjob, maybe even riding him ontop of the pillows/blankets that are laying on the ground.

Fill free to throw in any kinks you want Ex: dirty talk, Ezio teasing Suleiman, some light bondage, maybe Suleiman ties Ezio's hands and then rides him?

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Oh, if I was a writer! Someone please fill this!

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