Guys! Guys! Okay I know there are already so many requests up and I promise I am trying to fill some myself, but I just came across this pick up line and I need to see it in a fic!!

The line is: 'Do you want to see my third hidden blade?'

I'd prefer if it's Des/Shaun but I'm open,and it doesn't even have to end in smut, just make me laugh like I did when I first saw the line.

Also, feel free to point me in the right direction if this has already been done.