Time to lose my posting virginity, because this sudden notion is plaguing my mind... mah brain. I was listening to this dance/electronic song by called Butter by the coincidentally Italian band the Bloody Beet Roots (www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvNTrvJorbs) and began to imagine AC2 version of Ezio dancing to it. My fantasy soon became complicated...So Ezio is brought to the future. Yes I know it so original, but wait there is more! Not only is AC2 Ezio making an appearance, but so is the Brotherhood and Revelations Ezios.Sher boredom prompts Desmond to convince his ancestors (or would it just be ancestor) to go to a nightclub. Desmond must teach them proper club etiquette. For some reason, I believe Desmond would teach each of them different sets of skills on how to pick up chicks.
*Young Ezio acquires dance moves. Ezio:"Hmm~ I like this move, what was it again...Pelvic thrust? Yes, that it." His grace and monkey see monkey do learning still makes him a great dancer. *Middle-age Ezio is the smooth talker that sits at the bar. Ezio: "I would like to do three things before I step away. I would like to buy you a drink of your choice, leave my name, and tell you that you are very beautiful, signorina." He would make it even cheesiest pick up lines work. *Older Ezio has always had the persona of the Dos Equis man in my mind, especially after the scene in Revelations when he boldly stated that he was "only the most interesting man in your life." to Sofia after she asked his name. If you have not seen the Dos Equis man he is a smooth and sexy version of Hugh Hefner. I want him laid back in a circular booth with two girls or more on each side. Watch this clip:(http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA)
Ignore Desmond's comatose state and the whole doomsday plot-line for the sake of the story.
Bonus: If all the Ezios get sum lovin' after learning the delicate art of picking up modern world chicks, but Des doesn't get any and is shot down multiple times. Hilarity ensures~
Night Clubbing, Anyone? *Slight Revelations Spoilers*
*Young Ezio acquires dance moves. Ezio:"Hmm~ I like this move, what was it again...Pelvic thrust? Yes, that it." His grace and monkey see monkey do learning still makes him a great dancer.
*Middle-age Ezio is the smooth talker that sits at the bar. Ezio: "I would like to do three things before I step away. I would like to buy you a drink of your choice, leave my name, and tell you that you are very beautiful, signorina." He would make it even cheesiest pick up lines work.
*Older Ezio has always had the persona of the Dos Equis man in my mind, especially after the scene in Revelations when he boldly stated that he was "only the most interesting man in your life." to Sofia after she asked his name. If you have not seen the Dos Equis man he is a smooth and sexy version of Hugh Hefner. I want him laid back in a circular booth with two girls or more on each side. Watch this clip:(http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA)
Ignore Desmond's comatose state and the whole doomsday plot-line for the sake of the story.
Bonus: If all the Ezios get sum lovin' after learning the delicate art of picking up modern world chicks, but Des doesn't get any and is shot down multiple times. Hilarity ensures~