I swear I felt my mind snap from the ideas that flooded my mind when I read your prompt... Mainly because I can just see Desmond getting scared during a thunderstorm and totally ruining Malik's advances on Altair one night... *sigh* If I could right anything like this I would snatch it in a heartbeat... but I can't.

/cries

So, I can just second this worth a million burning suns... and I will.