So it occured to me that Varric from Dragon Age 2 has a crossbow named Bianca.

Bartolomeo has a Bianca of his own. His just happens to be a sword.

I wanna see these two talking about their "special ladies" over a drink (or twelve) with neither one realizing that the other is talking about a sword/crossbow.

+100 pts if they start fighting to defend the honour of their Biancas because they drunkenly assume that the other has insulted her.

I don't care how you do it, Anon, just make it happen.