I had a really shit day. Stupid retail. working a Bank Holiday, and people complaining to me about having to go to work tomorrow - duh! Complain to someone who *has* that problem!

ANYWAY...

I want Herald fic. I don't care if it's two Heralds debating about their script, a tailor/smith/art merchant or bookseller wanting advertising and trying to haggle them down, or if it's Ezio, Yusuf or Altair messing with a Herald (e.g. fake!bribing, giving them false messages, I don't care) I just really want some Heraldy randomness

(and Anons, if you manage to smut a Herald you can have the Internet. I'll box it up with a red ribbon and everything)