In honour of Google's latest artoon Howard Carter's birthday, I want fic involving a cursed tomb. We've all gone into tombs at one time or another (over the course of the games), and I would love fic where Ezio goes into one (whether an Assassin tomb or a Lair of Romulus or just a random tomb, it's all good, underground fun) and has a run of truly terrible bad luck during and afterward, leading to all kinds of merriment for (us Anons) those around Ezio. Particularly as he's the least superstitious man I can imagine >D